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@Muri-n3o10 ай бұрын
Nords
@NicolasKaram19 ай бұрын
Bosmer. Always Bosmer.
@velocita54359 ай бұрын
Dunmer
@wolfshark61339 ай бұрын
orcs
@gunsevenwhillans4209 ай бұрын
Argonian.
@paxington5822 Жыл бұрын
Skyrim racism
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
😆
@AncientTimes42 Жыл бұрын
Great isn't it? Hope there's more of it in ES6.
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
@@AncientTimes42 Well, i think in ES6 will be black elf's and transgender orc's
@AncientTimes42 Жыл бұрын
@@xXx_Jacket_xXx Good, they'll be put to the sword then... oh I mean erm, great...
@praxseb4317 Жыл бұрын
Despite making up only 13% of the population, orcs constitute over 50% of all violent crime.
@ComeMoonandStar. Жыл бұрын
Ain't no way he said that about orcs It's been a year and people are still defending the orcs honor, just proves how superior they are do to loyalty.
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
Like orcs?
@ComeMoonandStar. Жыл бұрын
@@xXx_Jacket_xXx how could you not like orcs?
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
@@ComeMoonandStar. They are ugly
@ComeMoonandStar. Жыл бұрын
@@xXx_Jacket_xXx they are beautiful
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
@@ComeMoonandStar. okay🫡
@LovleyLemonade4 ай бұрын
Argonians: When the world floods, we'll be laughing, and you will be drowning.
@INTERCORPORATION4 ай бұрын
THE GOATS
@eszkereszkereDDL3 ай бұрын
i read this with argonian voice in my head XD
@guts44363 ай бұрын
Fax🎉
@adamkuti49262 ай бұрын
Argonian regegenerarion and anti poison
@justinmcintire7595Ай бұрын
Lizards are probably the worst race in skyrim in reality 😂
@lorenzoeubanks92611 ай бұрын
This man definitely played as a nord and joined the stormcloaks because there’s no way he just said that about both the orcs and argonians they literally have beserker rage which literally makes them do double damage while taking less damage compared to most other races and argonians basically have healing regeneration making them insane tanks for a warrior💀💀💀
@plugshirt176211 ай бұрын
if that were true he would have been hating on dark elves though
@ethanbowman474810 ай бұрын
Fucking yellow skinned knife ears are literal dogshit
@horvathbenedek359610 ай бұрын
To be fair, he's partially right. I was reall, looking forward to utilizing Argonian's underwater breathing ability, but NOPE, Skyrim had no underwater content, or even combat, even though they literally have underwater breathing spells, and a perfect setup for giant nordic sea monsters. In that aspect an Argonian build is kind of useless. Orcs have a pretty good racial ability, Berserker rage, but the unique content around Orcs can be summes up in a fortune cookie: they are aggressive, simple minded, and love to fight. They are one dimensional, and the game offers nothing lore-wise or story-wise beyond this. Which is even more outrageous when you consider that Nords and Orcs are basically identical, and an orc Dragonborn could probably use this commonality to forge a peace between Orcs and Nords. Also, yeah, I was a stormcloak every single time. Ulfric is the rightful High King of Skyrim, and if the empire was smart, they'd use the Stormcloak rebellion to create a territory outside of the control of the Aldmery Dominion.
@goldeneyekiller10110 ай бұрын
@@horvathbenedek3596and set them both up to be weak in the process. Ulfric is a racist and a nazi and worst of all....a puppet
@_el_baito10 ай бұрын
@@horvathbenedek3596te aconsejo ver la teoría de que ulfric es una herramienta de los thalmor y aparte si quería la independencia de Skyrim porque no simplemente la pedía antes de empezar una guerra civil durante literalmente el despertar del devorador de mundos aparte que por culpa de que gane la guerra los herreros no nórdicos empiezan a tener problemas ya que el racismo de los capas de la tormenta lleva al nivel de solo aceptar cosas de nordicos
@The_Modern_Viking10 ай бұрын
If they remove racism in Elder Scrolls 6, we riot. (6k likes on this comment and I'll play extra-racist Skyrim) THE QUOTA HATH BEEN REACH-ED, THE DEAL HATH BEEN MADE. THE PEOPLE DEMAND ✨fictional✨ DISCRIMINATION AND THY WILL HAVE IT!
@gd79859 ай бұрын
In fact, let's have slavery like in Morrowind.
@Yusa259 ай бұрын
Well high rock and hammerfell are probably full of redguards and imperials i think. If its like in tes online many nords are there too
@kaj71359 ай бұрын
@@Yusa25Imperials are from Cyrodil and Bretons are from High Rock, if I recall correctly.
@Kornelius7079 ай бұрын
Redguards and Nords with the biggest reverse racism against High elves/Thalmor Lol Oh how the tables have turned, hopefully.
@MedroffYT9 ай бұрын
Was there any recent news on it?
@XxiLove_NoodLesxX7 ай бұрын
How dare he insult my level 80 argonian called lizard man who only has to wear the prison pants enchanted with like 10000 different things and only needs his fists to fight 💀💀
@quadeesimo8152 ай бұрын
That sounds fun, I'm gonna try that build
@MissingInAccident9 ай бұрын
Say what you will, it’s still hilarious how during the oblivion crisis the Argonians just went: “Fuck them daedra *starts invading oblivion instead*”
@S_0474 ай бұрын
That plane of hell is better than our shitty swamp! Ours now!
@Mojave_Patroller3 ай бұрын
It doesn't matter what game I'm playing, Argonians will always be the GOAT. Water breathing AND 50% disease resistance, with a quick healing power? Sign me tf up!
@gabe91253 ай бұрын
"It's free real estate" lookin' ahh lizardmen
@choochootrain21453 ай бұрын
@@Mojave_Patroller same. I literally feel unimmersed if I can't breathe underwater
@LevelUp76Ай бұрын
Don't forget about Empire invades Argonia, and concluding that they don't even need to see, or even fight a foe, to die from deseases and deadly enviroment. Everybody gangsta until a pond starts to laugh in Jel
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 Жыл бұрын
“THAT’S WHY HE’S THE GOAT!” No, that’s a cat.
@wastrelperv11 ай бұрын
Comedic genius nonpareil.
@oplap626910 ай бұрын
@@wastrelperv Indeed. I almost popped a vein from how hard I was laughing.
@wesonparsons976210 ай бұрын
Furry
@kiophoenix10 ай бұрын
@@wesonparsons9762I wish I could send images in KZbin comments cause I would send a cute furry girl and say "yes"
@Drug_Fueled_Nightmare10 ай бұрын
Same energy as "no im Patrick"
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja5 ай бұрын
You cannot disrespect a race that actually managed to repel the Oblivion Crisis on their own turf.
@guts44363 ай бұрын
Which one
@tephye90653 ай бұрын
@@guts4436 Argonians
@silverblade357Ай бұрын
Yeah, but what does any of that mean in terms of gameplay? Waterbreathimg for the ten minutes you're actually underwater in Skyrim?
@bunnitomoe386621 күн бұрын
@@silverblade357 beside a few places and that shipwrecks near Ysgramor's Tomb, there's not really a whole lot to explore in the ocean. Beside, swimming in icy water is pretty much a death sentences and you will end up in a watery grave
@silverblade35721 күн бұрын
@@bunnitomoe3866 Yeah, even without survival mode, the base game should have some sort of penalty for swimming in those northern waters. Like, maybe some DOT while submerged or various sicknesses after swimming in cold water for too long. I can accept someone acclimated to the cold roaming around Winterhold, but swimming in arctic water is just dumb.
@SkyeRwby9 ай бұрын
The Argonians are capable of making Mehrunes Dagon think twice about stepping up to them. You Sir, have F'd up.
@thegreater-15 ай бұрын
I don't understand the hate towards argonians too, they are fucking goated, and they have the best maidens
@OliveAmanita26825 ай бұрын
Argonian supremacy
@creeper326.5 ай бұрын
Absolute facts. Argonians the best race
@kriidk98275 ай бұрын
@@thegreater-1Ayo hol up!!!
@williamwatkins25385 ай бұрын
You’d still be slaves if it wasnt for red mountain you overgrown lizard. Bunch of peasants.
@madmackvswarmack311310 ай бұрын
The argonions who went to invade oblivion are coming back for this guy 😂
@Hallalemon7 ай бұрын
Argonians are the "Florida man" of the Elder Scrolls. Absolutely beautiful crackheads, who are too busy with their own B's to notice this.
@matiasvonbischhoffshausen13075 ай бұрын
I think the Hist themselves will decide to grow legs for the offense to their defenders
@andrewparisotto26317 ай бұрын
As a wood elf stealth archer you will never see your death coming after this video
@swarnski8uu2 ай бұрын
King of the thieves, aye mate
@Akuankka0002 ай бұрын
I’m playing that rn haha. So fun honestly
@Smasho8000Ай бұрын
@@Akuankka000Same
@Chrono_MitsurugiАй бұрын
make sure you follow the Green Pact and eat him after you kill him.
@afungai164910 ай бұрын
Orcs literally come from the excrement of a daedric prince so this is honestly lore accurate.
@gd79859 ай бұрын
@@tana9455Orcs used to be Aldmeri followers of Trinimac before Boethiah ate him, basically shitting him out as Malacath. Those who chose to remain his followers covered themselves in the rest of the excrement, corrupting themselves into the Orcs. Could've actually happened, could just be a figurative tale to accentuate the overall gross perception of Orcs.
@pagawn16409 ай бұрын
It’s literally the quote from Bojack, “They look like a pile of crap that ate a second pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap”
@markmizell10929 ай бұрын
“It’s the biggest piece of God shit”
@opusmagnus263 ай бұрын
And to think Warhammer's Orc being fungal organisms (both in Fantasy AND 40K) was weird...
@silverblade357Ай бұрын
"It's the biggest piece of godshit..."
@a.d.icompany6517 Жыл бұрын
*A stealth orc violating everything with a 16x sneak attack doubled by a berserker rage is on his way to your house*
@TheJohnMacarthy Жыл бұрын
An orc COWARD? You milk drinker!
@hinatashoyogoa1858 Жыл бұрын
Even better with like the 30 or 60(I forgot) with a sneak dagger😂😂
@playlover9680 Жыл бұрын
@@hinatashoyogoa1858the gloves of dark brotherhood
@danka496011 ай бұрын
Perfectly teminologised, I love the comment haha. But still have to correct you “is on his WAY to your house”. Speak English. Or read your comments.
@meriin140911 ай бұрын
its actually 60x max sneak damage if u use bezerker rage with shrouded gloves
@just_old_memoriesАй бұрын
Thousand arguments, one answer: - N'wah 😂
@mzc_crazy376910 ай бұрын
ranking Orcs and Argonians below vanilla ass imperials is a crime against gamers everywhere.
@costilla12129 ай бұрын
The proper term is "Properties"
@mzc_crazy37699 ай бұрын
@@costilla1212 Farming equipment still manages to be more interesting than imperials lol.
@helygg88929 ай бұрын
Orcs da best
@slayeroffurries11159 ай бұрын
Vanilla tastes good
@Kornelius7079 ай бұрын
This was so pro-human, and I approve :D
@cross17210 ай бұрын
“I’m Ulfric Stormcloak and I approve this message.”
@mrturtle94198 ай бұрын
Ulfric go away and go back to pretending your the high king 😂
@GuessImaGuest8 ай бұрын
*Vote Ulfric for High King 2024.* *Make Skyrim Great Again.*
@akatsukicloak7 ай бұрын
how to spot a liberal who hasn't played the game
@grd65137 ай бұрын
@@akatsukicloak How to recognize a child who has only played Skyrim:
@rinslergj17 ай бұрын
@grd6513 the empire is not what it used to be under the septim dynasty. We see that first hand in the opening of skyrim. The empire is just willing to behead someone for crossing the boarder and being caught in between an imperial and stormcloak battle. We continuously see the empire making a mockery out of prisoners. Whether it be torturing them for now reason from public executions to parading prisoners around the streets instead of taking them in a horse and carriage to jail. The mede family has become pawns of the thalmor and carry out their dirty work in the name of peace.
@JaWick_WitaStick6 ай бұрын
Ill wipe my imperial tears away with all this extra gold
@shiro4833 Жыл бұрын
Where my Breton brothers at? Mages assemble, you have been called. Ride to our aid to defend High Rock, our home! Let them taste the wrath of our flame and strike them down with lightning!
@ColbyPippin-ie8oc Жыл бұрын
I AM READY! CHARGE!😂
@trunks970 Жыл бұрын
RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
@hurry876 Жыл бұрын
I hope am not too late brother's, let's stand side by side in this time of turmoil.
@shiro4833 Жыл бұрын
@@hurry876 You arrived just in time, brother. The horses stand ready, we ride at dawn. Let's answer their arrows with lightning, their swords with fire and their shields with the might of a hundred storm atronachs.
@lumarian_writer Жыл бұрын
I am no wizard, but I am a Breton battlemage. It is not a question of whether or not I'll smite them, but a promise that I will
@maxgrozema10939 ай бұрын
Argonians invading Hell so hard that Hell shut the door:
@voidghidorah97296 ай бұрын
You invade? No WE invade
@groovecrusader27156 ай бұрын
@@voidghidorah9729that’s what he’s talking about
@BR-re7oz6 ай бұрын
@@voidghidorah9729 yea that was the joke IDIOT!!!!!!
@Sky117s6 ай бұрын
What did they do to you that’s the race I play😂
@voidghidorah97296 ай бұрын
@@Sky117s jup my Favorit too
@Prizrak1314 ай бұрын
Bro gotta be on some top shelf skooma ranking Argonians like that 💀🤦♂️
@alexanderstilianov Жыл бұрын
I was about to grab my spear to defend my marsh-brothers but they're too busy talking to trees to give a fuck.
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Vajrapani108 Жыл бұрын
"spear" has a different connotation when said in reference with argonians
@shiro4833 Жыл бұрын
@@Vajrapani108Lifts-Her-Tail approves.
@hitomimitsubishi Жыл бұрын
@@shiro4833 spreads her legs
@NutrientRock9311 ай бұрын
Real
@mrk_g649910 ай бұрын
When you know the lore, calling the orcs dog SHIT is a bit of an understatement
@ryu_00710 ай бұрын
Orcs are best
@jamesaaa20139 ай бұрын
@@ryu_007💯💯
@dhanyarrozie9 ай бұрын
it the biggest piece of god shit
@Your_service_8 ай бұрын
@@magnus8558 I don't get it either but I'm not gonna make a big deal out of it 😮💨 we're just missing something and nobody cares that we're missing it so pipe down
@nathanz62658 ай бұрын
Psa for people confused by this comment. The literal first orc was an elf god who got eaten by the god of all things disgusting, and was expelled as a waste covered orc.
@Kreosky3 ай бұрын
Roleplaying as an Altmer who is against Thamorussy and wants to overthrow it is just amazing.
@Dagotur24 күн бұрын
Aldmeri dominion is based
@Mike-bf2be Жыл бұрын
Probably hadn't heard when the Argonians whipped the shit out of Oblivion, drank sap and made super soldiers before diving into oblivion and massacring demons
@willcruikshank797210 ай бұрын
Only ever Argonian win in their entire history.
@rezachoudhury82310 ай бұрын
@@willcruikshank7972 That and living in a place so inhospitable that other races have only been able to "conqueror" it by controlling the borders. The only race that can boast that.
@markgallagher179010 ай бұрын
The Argonians decided to end the fuck around era, and begin the find out era
@voidtraveller866710 ай бұрын
@@willcruikshank7972 uhh, no. In Skyrim, Blackmarsh has invaded and taken like half of morrowind. Also they were one of the only provinces Tiber Septim brought under rule entirely through treaty, because a military campaign would have been Pyrrhic at best, and an unmitigated disaster at worst.
@muguly459110 ай бұрын
@voidtraveller8667 bro he don't know
@vermas46549 ай бұрын
The disease resistance of Argonians was something that was so surprisingly handy as you didn't have to deal with trying to get rid of diseases. Combined with the stealth attributes, makes them surprisingly handy
@Lord_Pilaf7 ай бұрын
Altmers be like: "We're better than you, and we know it!"
@noahgraff-uw8rs4 ай бұрын
They gay
@theothesir4 ай бұрын
@@noahgraff-uw8rsfor your mom.
@johnnyd.1473 ай бұрын
We are
@theothesir3 ай бұрын
@@johnnyd.147 You know it!
@zach4832Ай бұрын
@@noahgraff-uw8rsThey’re everything and anything all at once. The Altmer are superior to you in any way.
@mrtoast244 Жыл бұрын
POV you’re a racist nord uncle
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
Ahah)
@lapizza717511 ай бұрын
Nords are in good therms with Dunmers. Don't mix up Nords and Nords from Windhelm 😂 @@fudgepacker2858
@angelirizarry266611 ай бұрын
@@fudgepacker2858racism in tamriel is not as trivial as it is on earth
@NamelessKing159711 ай бұрын
@@fudgepacker2858 And the Kajiit, it's gotta be Brynjolf.
@Hiya0-gs2ss10 ай бұрын
he hates redguards because THEY ARE BLACK@@xXx_Jacket_xXx
@TheWorstestPro10 ай бұрын
Never let this guy cook.
@JohnSmith-v5o3 ай бұрын
Insane, Nords ranked as perfect screams "I love missionary"
@kingt0295Ай бұрын
Or being a white chad, Nords have some of the best lore and history out of all the races
@williammartineziii981510 ай бұрын
Agonians will always have my respect, because during the oblivion crisis, the empire abandoned all countries to fend for themselves, and Blackmash, the Argonians, were the only country/species that were not only able to hold their own against the deadric forces, but they started to invade oblivion through the gates, forcing the deadric generals to close their own gates just so they could stop getting attacked relentlessly by the argonions. True and accurate lore
@a.i.ryazantsev8 ай бұрын
Империя во время кризиса Обливиона была без императора, напоминаю Уриэля убили, а Мартин то все время занимался прятками от мифического рассвета и изучением книжек по поводу закрытия врат, так что вообще не понятно почему тод Говард решил вдруг потом рассказывать о том что империя бросила всех собрав все войска в сиродил, когда этих имперских войск мы в сиродиле не наблюдали и закрывали все врата своими силами и помощью ТОЛЬКО местных стражников
@glowhoo92266 ай бұрын
That was entirely because of the hist, that changed its sap to turn the argonians into super soldiers. Without the hist, the argonians would’ve broken agaisnt the horde of daedra
@lancekemal89896 ай бұрын
@@glowhoo9226Hist sap is part of Argonian culture lol
@R0GU3ST4TU56 ай бұрын
that's actually sick, and i'm rerolling my race to argonian on skyrim now lol
@Red_XIII_5 ай бұрын
@@R0GU3ST4TU5make sure to get mods for argonian so you get their full power
@rarr59310 ай бұрын
Maybe you didn't read newspaper this morning. Argonian invade oblivion
@l.g.38322 күн бұрын
It's just important to agree Khajiit are the goat. It's all preferences except that one, Khajiit are the goat race and that's a FACT.
@hache4329 Жыл бұрын
Orcs: “It’s the biggest piece of god shit”.
@thedwarvengod4584 Жыл бұрын
Facts lore Accurate
@AR-gu2no Жыл бұрын
@@thedwarvengod4584nah even malacath responded to that story and said its load of bullshit , no pun intended haha
@thatboisamu_l425 Жыл бұрын
@@AR-gu2nobro was def tryna cover
@erik325911 ай бұрын
well their ugly and strong like their armor
@stereowired10 ай бұрын
Whatever race the Dragonborn is, he’ll always end up a stealth archer.
@Someguy-n6u9 ай бұрын
Nope never played stealth archer never played any stealth. Mage or warrior builds only.
@Zack_4108 ай бұрын
I never do that. Always a two handed build.
@stereowired8 ай бұрын
@@Zack_410 same.
@KaiserNightcoreMusic8 ай бұрын
With mods, mages are actually the biggest OP sheet i've ever seen, you can make some games even crash the game with so much power using SSEdit
@Moonlighting097 ай бұрын
Im usually all hands on no stealth or archery Im honestly surprised that on 2 of my characters I’m doing archery and stealth 😂
@noahgraff-uw8rs4 ай бұрын
Did he seriously just put both Argonians and Orcs below Wood Elves?!?! Both of those, but specifically Orcs, are S tier, what the heck!!
@zephyrthegod Жыл бұрын
Bro has beef with everyone that isn't nord or furry
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
that's not true bro)
@angelirizarry266611 ай бұрын
It's so true
@masterfatneek10 ай бұрын
Redguard WOOOOO
@_el_baito10 ай бұрын
@@xXx_Jacket_xXxes verdad dijistes que no te gustan esas razas por ser feas lo cual es muy racista de tu parte así que para argumentar a tu favor un poco dime razones de verdad para odiar esas razas señor
@mrspikbolt10 ай бұрын
@@_el_baito no hombre 🤣 no me digas que estas hablando serio
@GimmeSkooma Жыл бұрын
Bethesda gave Nords, Redguards, and Dunmers the coolest lore but Khajiits are just really cool
@Saad4533a Жыл бұрын
Khajiit also have great lore
@minotar653 Жыл бұрын
@@Saad4533amoon rotation and some Simba king of the jungle type mf that doesn't even have a say in politics
@Saad4533a Жыл бұрын
@@minotar653 there is more than just the moon rotation and in defense of the mane some manes are good others are bad the first or maybe the seacond mane united elsweyr and the mane do lead the khajiit but as far as i know the current mane had been assassinated by the thalmor and elsweyr was split into two client state Kingdoms for the summerset islands so it is not that the mane has no say in politics it is that there is no mane , and again moon rotation and the mane are not just the only thing the khajiit have going for them they have other things
@jonjonboi3701 Жыл бұрын
How about Imperials. I love imperial lore
@Andgustin Жыл бұрын
@@jonjonboi3701They are awesome IMO. Like, I have never seen *medieval fantasy* Romans, and in TES: Legends they look fantastic (Specially the shield wall tactic image)
@jpmountaingaming56813 ай бұрын
Ain’t no way this man just dissed the argonians like that.
@revenantsreprisal Жыл бұрын
Breton and Orcs are top tier for the racial bonus, If you plan on playing Legendary at level 1 Orcs make it very manageable. Breton's can also make Legendary a breeze due to the passive Magic Resist which is the strongest resistance besides poison. In the end though crafting makes it all obsolete so just pick whatever race you like to play as and have fun.
@kiwipop7010 ай бұрын
I wrote a whole essay about the exact same thing like exact same thing just a minute ago in the comments
@kiwipop7010 ай бұрын
Even the legendary part
@stolenscorcher366110 ай бұрын
Argonians were the best. What are you talking about? They had a self-healing ability which made them almost impossible to kill, received more healing, could breathe underwater, could swim faster, they had claws, and they could eat raw food in survival mode.
@beisong9999 ай бұрын
And a bunch of argonians decided to raid back the dremora in their own realm after finishing their og kush during the oblivion crisis, they are based as fuck lore wise
@johnnyphesto12477 ай бұрын
So do Namekians, but they’re still the universe’s slaughter race.
@migueldutra52257 ай бұрын
you are absolutely right
@jamessauls75337 ай бұрын
Tbh, just playing on legendary with survival mode. The Breton is by far the best because the only thing you truly have to worry about is magic damage and if you get the racial abilities along with resto, vampire and alteration, you are actually unkillable. Reaching the armor cap Is a given with any character but argonian and orc are fairly good although the orc is the only real competition for racial ability. I will also add that I Ran into some info basically debunking the argonians fighting off the dremora and how it is from one source or person that claims it and also that person wasn't even alive, the theory is that the gate closed on its on from Martin Septim ending the crisis and the argonians thought they won and claimed it like the thalmor did. I found it rather interesting and it is honestly true. It is sad it takes away some of their badassery
@bryceosborne43577 ай бұрын
@@jamessauls7533how dare you mar the argonian legends with truth? Heartbroken and disgusted. Also yeah on survival they are pretty viable, same with orcs and bretons. Doing a necromage vampire on survival is such a grind I'm surprised other people actually bother putting it together
@valdrlogan51183 ай бұрын
The Argonians literally invaded Oblivion after the crisis
@jvun817810 ай бұрын
Khajiits be choke slamming, judo throwing and fireman slamming their way out of Helgan 🗿
@pablo_giustiniani6 ай бұрын
My first playthrough was this but unironically 💀
@b26t411 ай бұрын
Just imagine an Argonian assassin waiting hours under water ready to pounce on you after you decided to go for a midnight stroller down the lake.
@zergeistrush4602 ай бұрын
Put some respect on Breton's name. They can play any class
@kerlongree2243 Жыл бұрын
COME ON!! Argonians are DOPE
@Thelittleorphanboy Жыл бұрын
I know
@CyberController- Жыл бұрын
Is this some scaleback joke I'm too based to understand?
@kerlongree2243 Жыл бұрын
@@CyberController- I think i'm too based to understand you brother, like what? lmao
@CyberController- Жыл бұрын
@@kerlongree2243 I never did learn how to speak Tree B*tch
@Eternal.beaver Жыл бұрын
@@kerlongree2243one cool moment in the lore (oblivion crisis incident) does not change the fact that they spended most of their time being slaves or getting f.cked over.
@Darkddmaster10 ай бұрын
I mained an argonian so long, that I would accidentally drown on other characters because I forgot that breathing under water was just a lizard thing.
@MoonxmooonАй бұрын
I love Khajits, Nordics and Argonians, but Nordics always bullied my khajit 😢
@ivanvoloder8114 Жыл бұрын
Altmers are my favorite race with the best racial ability. When I started playing Altmer I can't imagine playing any other race. They are just to good.
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
Glad for you bro)
@izakireemsi278311 ай бұрын
Plus 50 Magicka, Fury Spells at start and Rapid Magicka Regen Ability? Yes sir
@ВікторКушнір-й8о10 ай бұрын
Oh absolutely, I play Altmer all the time, they just superior for magic-related builds.
@thatguy7627 Жыл бұрын
Blud really out here hating on orcs like they don’t have the best racial power in the game
@BbotRicksteady Жыл бұрын
nah he just being more accurate
@TakitowSpice10 ай бұрын
Yeah but they’re ugly
@ThorAxeleon7 ай бұрын
Dagoth had entered the chat. "Come Nerevar, come and witness this holy sermon. This list I do not agree with, Dunmar yes absolutely is the GOAT, but farm tools? No, absolutely not that's just plain silly, Neravar. But Nords? Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribes Unmourned?"
@Atrocius18148 ай бұрын
Literally never thought i'd see a video about ranking Skyrim minorities
@Copperkaiju2 ай бұрын
They are not minorities. You damn racist Imperials.
@frette394610 ай бұрын
100% resist Breton breaks down your door. 💀
@CrashB1119 ай бұрын
Yeah, Breton with Mara passive + Alteration just soaking up all magic attacks like the T-1000.
@IcyWraithАй бұрын
Khajiit night vision should be on and off like splinter cell, not a daily power. The argonians are already clutch just because that advantage they have over everyone at least for exploring. Wood elves should be able to tame animal pets and they would be the best class.
@DarthWall27510 ай бұрын
Tell me Skyrim was your first TES without telling me Skyrim was your first TES
@myrillya10 ай бұрын
100%
@lahauli90088 ай бұрын
Bro he is literally ranking the races as they are in SKYRIM. Maybe try reading the title.
@DarthWall2758 ай бұрын
@@magnus8558 Popularity does not equal quality. Billie Eilish and Taylor Swift are popular.
@Ghostx18 Жыл бұрын
And yet the daedra got ptsd from the argonians
@ethancobabe24208 ай бұрын
I always choose Breton for the 25% magic resist. My first playthrough in any ES game and the Dragons and mages rekt my shit.
@calebstephan2083 Жыл бұрын
Dunmers are definitely the most badass looking race in the game. Next is the nords. I mean they're based on vikings so obviously they'd look badass.
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
Yes)
@brocklessman Жыл бұрын
Dunmer’s are the best vampires. They look like vampires so it makes it even better
@sharavy6851 Жыл бұрын
Dunmers? Cool? These Goth rejects? Whatever floats your boat.
@wastrelperv11 ай бұрын
@@sharavy6851In their home province, they're seriously awesome and hardly "goth". Very alien and diverse culture.
@vlt-NEXT10 ай бұрын
Lore-based the nords are actually german-scandinavian and celts mixed up, but that didnt happened in skyrim
@gladesucks790711 ай бұрын
Me once per year: “Hmm I’m gonna play Skyrim again.” “I wonder what race I’ll pick this time?” “Ooo I think I’ll be a khajit” “Maybe I’ll do a spell sword build” “Okay I’ll just use this bow until I get some better weapons” “Okay it’s been 150 hours and I’m still a stealth archer”
@aliencowboyfarmerАй бұрын
My level 60 altmer who has 600 health 530 magicka, can dual cast incinerate for 12 magicka total and creates potions that can icrease destruction damage by 180%. Dogshit you say?
@SoldierOfGodwyn10 ай бұрын
Argonians are lit, didn't see the nords invading the Deadlands during the Oblivion Crisis, forcing the gates in their home country to be closed 💀
@kemalturgut9127 Жыл бұрын
Orcs, bretons, altmer. 3 BEST races of the game. Im begging you to tell me this video was a satire. please.
@daherleonardi11 ай бұрын
Yeah, Literally the 3 strongest
@tinchoide11 ай бұрын
Nah, the dude that made the video is stupid as hell, he said he didnt like orcs because they are ugly, so lets just ignore the fact that he gonna use a DAMN HELMET covering his face almost the entire game but ok i guess, no one has the blessing of common sence
@kemalturgut912711 ай бұрын
@@daherleonardi most of the skyrim players' brains turned into a mush from playing too much stealth archer. Literally stupidest and least legit playing style ever. Skyrim's sneak dynamics sucks
@Bralliemovies10 ай бұрын
@@kemalturgut9127the orc is the best stealth archer with beserker rage
@kemalturgut912710 ай бұрын
@@Bralliemovies but it doesn't make sense. It feels stupid and not legit.
@Funghios5 ай бұрын
I picked Elf and now I'm getting racially discriminated by every NPC, any tips?
@MrBritishNinja2 ай бұрын
Pick better next time
@AdoreCasso8 ай бұрын
As a redguard I’m just happy to be here😂
@ValkynazKivan4 ай бұрын
No way! A n’wah!
@guts44363 ай бұрын
You get the swords bois
@Sweet_Z_Official Жыл бұрын
As a Khajiit, I praise you for calling my race DA GOAT. 😸👍
@侍-u1k Жыл бұрын
Thuum yourselves off of Nirn
@TexasBestGamerАй бұрын
Bretons are the best race. The racial passive is just too good
@gavinspace9 ай бұрын
now we need a ranking of irl races
@xXx_Jacket_xXx9 ай бұрын
No way man)
@hughjanus7008 ай бұрын
Whites - perfect Asians - alright Everybody else - it's the biggest piece of dog poop
@KaiserNightcoreMusic7 ай бұрын
brother really want to plant the seed of chaos
@benchristoit12997 ай бұрын
Spoiler: #1 is Caucasian
@GabrielSooS6 ай бұрын
Ooooh shittt
@pob_4210 ай бұрын
Nord Supremacy and all, but the Frost resistance is slept on. Playing Dark Elf made me realise *how many goddamn enemies dealt frost damage*
@kennedynguyen22518 ай бұрын
What? My enemies never knew what hit them when I was playing. Arrow snack attack to the face!
@stoutalarm83748 ай бұрын
Nord supremacy 🍺🗿
@YOURMAMA-y2r8 ай бұрын
My enemies is trolls, they are so hard to kill!!!!
@Finckelstein6 ай бұрын
Bretons are way better than Nords, though. They have a general magic resistance and not just cold resistance.
@RogerTheil4 ай бұрын
Even before Skyrim, Nords have always been the A1 primo choice for a first playthrough *chef's kiss*👌🏻💪🏻
@nathandutton2860 Жыл бұрын
Looking to the lore, the orc one is very accurate calling them the biggest piece of shit lmao
@cosmicdunsparce10 ай бұрын
Literally 😂
@basio444411 ай бұрын
Mfs love to hate on my marsh kings till gates of oblivion start to open
@dreamminer26756 ай бұрын
I'll never forget the quest in ESO where you have to stop high elves from smashing argonian eggs. As my character was an argonian I found the experience traumatizing.
@deadjuice188010 ай бұрын
This makes a lot more sense when you figure out OP based this on their looks and not playability or anything.
@machinewithmakeup5429 ай бұрын
And he would still be so wrong Argonians and Orks are literally the most metal looking
@izwrex5782 Жыл бұрын
Dude orcs and argonians are both so fucking cool
@harrybeecham8244 Жыл бұрын
As a argonian you have my respect brother
@Bioh9z9rd10 ай бұрын
As an 12% orc I agree
@watchinginaz10 ай бұрын
Orcs are cool. The lizards however are overrated.
@trillionaire88865 ай бұрын
@@watchinginazlizard bros are 2nd best unarmed next to khajit. If orc no have axe or hammer then orc getting knocked tf out. 😂
@glennjosechristman46124 ай бұрын
I always used Nords as my main characters. I am very happy for how this short video and its creator rank the Nords as perfect.
@Aarontheman-5567 Жыл бұрын
Nords and Khajiits are two of my best and favorite races in Skyrim
@yurisu159010 ай бұрын
You trash thief and milk drinker nord
@bramwhitlock518910 ай бұрын
I will not tolerate argonian slander
@ongogablogian43966 ай бұрын
To be fair, you're just picking the racial you get to activate and sometimes a passive utility. The stats tend to mean nothing thanks to going legendary.
@Solokhnir36910 ай бұрын
Bretons are the allround best race you can play in skyrim.
@helygg88929 ай бұрын
Shut up n'wah.
@mystickwon29709 ай бұрын
Magic resist and dragon skin tickle my arcane G spot
@michaelmoran2699 Жыл бұрын
Dude bosmer will always be close to my heart
@izakireemsi278311 ай бұрын
Stealth Archer builders be like:
@TheCoolerBrother3 ай бұрын
Ain’t no way you did my wood elf battle archers like that ain’t no way🤦♂️🥶
@effeesse796 Жыл бұрын
My Redguard is an assassin and I've named him Altaïr Ibn- La'Ahad
@foxette9671 Жыл бұрын
Hey, switch off the mods, don't break the game! 😆😆😆
@LetThereBeLight-2610 ай бұрын
Dangg that's a good idea
@RGX_DaedraSlayer10 ай бұрын
I'm Redguard as well, but with heavy destruction magic and fluid with greatswords and swords. Like to go by Sir Augustine lol.
@ADHDvarietygaming4 ай бұрын
Amazing.
@sadface663510 ай бұрын
If the savior of the world isn’t a talking cat then I want no part.
@dannythecursedone70913 ай бұрын
Argonians are one of my personal favorites because they have some kickass lore, racial abilities notwithstanding, the waterbreathing is also nice.
@idkwhattohaveasausername5828 Жыл бұрын
Orc is objectively the best race in the game when it comes to dps and resistance. Berserker rage is nuts and lets you get sneak attack damage into the thousands if I remember right.
@erikkallner741710 ай бұрын
Argonians pushed the deadrea back and forced them to close portals in their province bc they were conducting counter raids on the plains of oblivon
@calebashby2968Күн бұрын
People who sleep on Bretons have never known the joy of being immune to magic and dragon breath.
@theokoles6450 Жыл бұрын
Breton is goat %25 magic resist
@shiro4833 Жыл бұрын
*magic absorption. Magic resistance caps at 80%, no matter how good you are at enchanting, magic absorption...not so much. Breton, atronach stone, atronach alteration perk and then magic resistance armor and you're basically invincible. Just put some nice health enchants on your armor and some magicka regen and you're set. All spells hitting you do nothing except recharge your magicka. For the fun of it, pack spellbreaker in one hand and your favorite big boom spell in the other and fuck shit up.
@sunereensennin7139 Жыл бұрын
Its too generic though... and short
@sharavy6851 Жыл бұрын
@@shiro4833Unless you use the alchemy exploit and make a broken fortify enchanting potion. But yeah, without exploits it caps at 80.
@shiro4833 Жыл бұрын
@@sharavy6851 It caps at 80, regardless. You cannot, not even with alchemy enchanting loops, get over 80% Magic Resistance.
@aidansharp5244 Жыл бұрын
@@shiro4833Tell that to the Spiffing Brit.
@jesterbeetus627510 ай бұрын
So we just gonna forget that during the oblivion crisis the hist called back a shit ton of argonians from all over Tamriel to black Marsh to defend it. And they were so badass when Dagon and his forces pulled up on their doorstep they not only repelled his forces but invaded his realm. So much so that he closed all oblivion gates in and around black Marsh permanently.
@oz70nyc506 ай бұрын
No one dare speak ill of my Redguards. We're the only race that handed the Altmer their collective asses for 5 years and made them limp out of Hammerfell with barely a shred of dignity left.
@TheForcesWrath8 ай бұрын
I always play Redguard not just because of immersion because im black but because i love the stamina, poison resistance and running around since i go for warrior first then i use console commands for mage later when i get bored.😅
@gregoryrose13 Жыл бұрын
Orcs are OP "oh your beating me in a fight" *laughs in berserker rage*
@yeetmcskeet95334 ай бұрын
Ranking the argonians like that but simping for them greyskins is wild.
@Draftspike Жыл бұрын
Wood elves are literally cannibals, I think they deserve to be ranked higher
@foxette9671 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm, so they can be ideal vampires, like dunmers (with 50% resist from fire)
@Draftspike Жыл бұрын
@@foxette9671 nah they’re better as werewolves, it makes more sense with their lore
@plugshirt176211 ай бұрын
wood elves being able to turn into lovecraftian abominations that kill everything in sight and then have a cannibal orgy makes them way cooler
@filescout26610 ай бұрын
@@Draftspikeactually don't, the green pact strictly forbids bosmers taking any kind of animal form.
@chenilletueuse19 ай бұрын
Wood elves sneak is the best in the game. Undetected while running and jumping with hundreds of glass vials.
@zhesky467 Жыл бұрын
Bro took racism to the next level
@xXx_Jacket_xXx Жыл бұрын
Nope)
@angelirizarry266611 ай бұрын
Dude replies to every comment calling them racist I think we all know
@SorcererKing9410 ай бұрын
@@angelirizarry2666 Nice projection. Imagine being this retarded calling some racist based on their preferences for fantasy races.
@Pozole918 ай бұрын
I used to be a nord like you until I took an arrow to the knee Redguard for life!!!!!
@YoutubeCommonman_Totas Жыл бұрын
The lusty argonian maid ALONE makes them the best pick. BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE IN THEIR FAVOR
@JaedenRyanW Жыл бұрын
Orcs are literally the most overpowered warrior race tf kind of crack are you smoking 🤣
@Bioh9z9rd10 ай бұрын
krokodil
@jjjoorrddaan6 ай бұрын
That’s wild lol every positive reaction are the only races I’ve played and not deleted after 30 minutes. Aside from Wood Elves, once I made Faendal and kept him lol