Ranking Everyone in Hatchetfield

I may be a bit biased but it’s fine kmao

[@pippadee8266]

"That's right!" "NO ITS NOT ALRIGHT PAUL!"

[@helenak9410]

you know what your top ten are totally valid and understandable and it's absolutely iconic that almost half of them are robert

[@justarose]

Hey How do you feel about that statement now

[@helenak9410]

@@justarose not great, ngl 🙃 and disappointed!! he really did play some iconic characters.

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

*sees Ethan at 2* Who could be above- *sees 1* -him. . .

[@OctopusOwl]

The only possible answer 😊

[@nintendplays3454]

“I don’t know much about [Jane] yet but she seems great” HO BOY UM

[@muchosconfuzzlement8258]

THE FACT THAT YOU WERE RIGHT AND HOT CHOCOLATE BOY DID MAIN IN NPMD MAKES ME SO UNREASONABLY HAPPY

[@wearawatch6895]

My top 10: 1:Ethan 2:General John McNamara 3:Paul 4: Emma 5:Gary Goldstein (attorney of law) 6 :Lex 7: Professor Hidgens 8: Linda 9:Kris 10:Charlotte

[@kiki8792]

Mine: 1. Linda 2. Emma 3. Prof Hidgens 4. Hannah 5. Ethan 6. Ted/Homeless Guy (mostly because i feel bad) 7. Man in a Hurry 8. Lex 9. Paul 10. Jacky Frost don't @ me

[@billolson8766]

@@kiki8792 WhAt Do YoU MeAN TeD/HoMeLEsS MaN? I am just kidding, I’ve seen Nightmare Time and am still just randomly remember the Paul, Emma, and Ted things and freeze in shock and horror at the revelations.

[@selectedshipper8282]

Hannah vibing in CaliforM.I.A makes her deserve top 5 status

[@mynameismaddymwah3178]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: I want a full Northville musical

[@daliah8883]

You putting Hannah at five is a bold move, and it makes me happy

[@hermannn5682]

I agree about hot chocolate boy being in nerdy prudes 100%. Also I wanna know what the next working boys/santa claus is goin to high school is gonna be.

[@x_Kiro_Lover_x]

I thought hot chocolate boy was Peter spankoffski.

[@x_Kiro_Lover_x]

It’s kinda niche but even before NPMD in nightmare time 2 (abstinence camp) you can see he wears the same outfit

[@justarose]

​@@x_Kiro_Lover_xhe is

[@lewismcintosh8029]

Spoilers for Nerdy Prudes Must Die: I know it's already out and you probably seen NPMD. But just wanted to say the "short film" in it is Barbecue Monologues - it was "fucking transcending".

[@pippadee8266]

my top 5 (after nighmare time) 1. Ethan 2. Lex 3. Alice 4. Hidgens 5. Hannah

[@menkisser69420]

15. Uncle Willy 14. Charlotte 13. Ted 12. Homeless guy 11. Emma 10. Police Officer 2 9. Bill 8. Hannah 7. Paul 6. Gary Goldstein attorney at law 5. Linda 4. Kris 3. Hot chocolate boi 2. Ethan 1. Hidgens

[@erinmahrer2899]

Me seeing paul at number four: hmmm i wonder who is in the top three Me literally 3 seconds later: GaRy GoLdStEiN

[@indecisivemess7504]

about the lex not saying anything about ethan because she might not know it

[@princess_mj4396]

i think she did know because in her song 'black friday" she says "clear my plans for the weekend but there's nothing tk subtract" which feels likes a call back to when they sung "addition by subtraction" in 'CaliforM.I.A'.

[@jessfr08]

Dan and Donna were played by Joey and Lauren!

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Ted's in the top 10 twice, what a guy

[@FutureYT]

Police officer 2 is better than Emma. I can deal with it.

[@laura4603]

I burst out laughing when Homeless Guy came on screen!

[@samanthasinger7235]

15:11 UHHHHH DUDE. HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A FCKIN PROPHET

[@morehidalgo3964]

i love this, but why isn't Emma in top 10?

[@februaryschneck]

The Dan and Donna ranking has aged like milk

[@j_0anna]

can't believe ted is at number 9 and number 8. king.

[@TiaMat99]

This got randomly recommended to me so I thought this was a new video. Then I saw Dan at the BOTTOM of the list and I just completely bluescreened.

[@adamm6290]

Knowing who hot chocolate boy is and seeing him in la de da da day really puts Ted’s conversation with Bill about Alice being dead into perspective. Him saying there’s no way anyone at the school survived wasn’t just about Alice, it was about his brother too.

[@cassidysbrain7391]

Hello there fellow jon and robert stan

[@selectedshipper8282]

My top five 1. Lex 2. Ethan 3. Kris Kringle 4. Bill 5. Ted

[@jonathan536]

My top 5: 1. Gary Goldstein (attorney at law) 2. Paul 3. Hannah 4. General John Macnamara 5. Uncle Wiley/Lex/Emma/Tom (tie)

[@R-the-MR]

Well... hot chocolate boy *was* in NPMD. Sooo you got your wish!

[@Tamora1300]

When I wanted to explain the Hatchetfield Trilogie to my friend I said there is one rule, we all love Gary Goldstein

[@wigglythepiggly1087]

my top 10 would probably be 1. Hidgens 2. Linda 3. Ethan 4. Emma 5. Homeless Guy 6. Man in a hurry 7. Gary Goldstein 8. General John McNamara 9. Ted 10. Hannah don't get mad at me or anything this is just my personal preference

[@Koi_Fishie]

I love how they designed Wiggly after Cthulhu

[@lewismcintosh8029]

My personal Top 10: 10. Kris Kingle/Police #2 9. Homeless Man and "I'm in a Hurry" guy 8. Gary Goldstein (brief scene, but memorable) 7. Bill (Heart of gold) 6. Tom & Becky (mainly due to their duet) 5. Lex & Hannah (Loved them throughout Black Friday) 4. General McNamara (scene stealer everyone loves) 3. Ethan (gone too soon) 😢 2. Paul & Emma (Favourite Couple) 1. Professor Hidgen (because who else?) PLUS Honourable Mentions (Top 20): Ted (#11), Charlotte (#12), The President (#13), Sam & Sherman (#14 - tied), Uncle Wiley (#15); Alice (#16), Deb (#17 - supportive girlfriend), Frank (#18), Hot Chocolate Guy (#19) and Mr. Davidson (#20). Edit: Made this list before Nerdy Prudes Must Die was released on KZbin and I watched any of the Nightmare Time episodes (still need to watch most of them). Pete AKA H.C.B has upgraded to my Top 10 Character Ranking. Might make a upgraded list in another video after I finish Nightmare Time (....).

[@OctopusOwl]

SPOILERS Homeless guy being a time travelled Ted Spankovski is just next level!

[@watchingpaintdry7011]

the ranking of homeless guy and ted right next to each other is hilarious in hindsight

[@yee-raplantar-maximoff4318]

I'd put Emma much higher than you did, but great ranking and I'll respect your opinion :)

[@6idiotslover2711]

My top 5 would be 1. Emma 2. Lex 3. Becky 4. Paul 5. Linda

[@hibiscuit154]

i’m sorry THERES MORE?

[@olivermensinger]

7:51 Hannah and Webby

[@abieggleton7045]

I'd love to watch this including npmd characters!!!

[@halfpintrr]

1. Uncle Wiley/Wilbur Cross 2. Gen. McNamara 3. Pete Spankofski 4. Miss Holloway 5. Hannah Foster 6. Ethan 7. Stephanie Lauder 8. Wiggly 9. Webby 10. Lex Foster (This is counting nightmare time too, I have no idea what it is about Cross and the General that’s so compelling.)

[@kirstenkolkman6758]

8:14 did anyone else notice how that "sh*t out of you" and especially the you sounded kinda like he sung it

[@justarose]

You should redo this now but with nightmare time and NPMD

[@lewismcintosh8029]

100% agree

[@MrFrosty6487]

Best video ever

[@emiliadadda914]

My top 10 is: 10: Gary Goldstein 9: Becky 8: Homeless Guy 7: Police officer 2 6: President Goodman 5: Hidgens 4: McNamara 3: Paul 2: Linda 1: Ted (Duke and Miss Holloway would be no 2 and 3 if Nightmare Time was included)

[@pine.ferret]

i want to be the one who says it: ted is fking amazing

[@mynameismaddymwah3178]

Okay but I accs kinda love Hannah

[@clodagh8406]

Nooooo Barry Swift is too low 😭😭