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@khourievans55543 жыл бұрын
I get that I’m not supposed to like Uncle Wiley because he caused the birth of a demonic age of life and all that, but you gotta respect the style, man. I mean, the jean on jean and the killer songs and riffs? Iconic.
@starkidshrimp79842 жыл бұрын
well i mean uncle wiley just gives off beetlejuice vibes and lets be honest, on some level, every queer person is attracted to him in some way
@willowwwallow3 жыл бұрын
the smoke club being #69 is pretty fitting
@rarazalproductions5193 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@thatonepersonyouwontremember3 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@ilovelaurenlopez11933 жыл бұрын
Nice 😎
@Jay-ug8kl Жыл бұрын
NICE
@TheBigSlap023 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy Miss Holoway is getting the love she deserves!!! Also she seems like she is extremely important since she has "The Black Book," and also has "good credit."
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
I hope she comes back for Nerdy Prudes
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
"The only reason Ted is here is that I feel bad for him"- Valid.
@iprobablydontlikeyou74163 жыл бұрын
me reading this: "who's ted? OH ted... yea"
@ballisticnerd20973 жыл бұрын
I'd like to say, that Watcher World is the Nightmare Time story that scared me the most. Like, all the stories are great, but that one reminded me of reoccuring nightmares that always scare me, it was just too close to home. It's perfect, its my exposure therapy
@cantinothaveausername37393 жыл бұрын
I really want to see McNamara present a whole PowerPoint on universal truth of love and strength of human heart, glad he's in top 10
@katieward57123 жыл бұрын
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. I hope that-‘ “DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE PLANET?” “And that concludes the talk, back to work, let’s exit the storage cupboard to the left”
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
✨I'm a Car✨ -Jaime 2020? 21?
@chiarafermorr_3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
This is the respect Emma, Paul, Lex, Hannah, and Ms. Holloway deserve because those are the characters left
@lewismcintosh23828 ай бұрын
Couldn't agree more!
@webby57303 жыл бұрын
Tinky terrifies me
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
Wait me too
@thebananaowenslippedon70953 жыл бұрын
Same
@masterizzy33 жыл бұрын
Yo when Nick was describing him I was so scared ahhh
@webby57303 жыл бұрын
@@masterizzy3 Me too
@alanoshea21593 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's horrifying
@nicolerobertson26543 жыл бұрын
Hidgens only got ranked at 8?! WHAT UNIVERSE AM I IN?! Edit: Ethan's at 6, you're forgiven 🤣🤣🤣
@webby57303 жыл бұрын
Ok I'm assuming Greenpeace girl isn't gonna be the first buuut I gotta say she's the best character. Maybe I'm just biased 😂
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
I'm mad at "Jane" for trying to run her over 😤
@webby57303 жыл бұрын
@@kiki8792 ikr!
@fineanddandy2283 жыл бұрын
I’ve got a similar beef with the placement of the hatchet field smoke club
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion but: i LOVE Jacky Frost
@stephlastname91013 жыл бұрын
You listen to ME Chris Kringle! No one says no to Jakelyn Frost🙄✋
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
@@stephlastname9101 I’ve👁 got😜 a cold🧊 heart💙 and I👁 don’t❌ like 👍 Christmas 🎄 at all🤪
@izr08133 жыл бұрын
SAME THOUGH
@daelephanttaco39673 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEE
@ilovelaurenlopez11933 жыл бұрын
Hehehehehe it's so weird seeing myself on here, I'm on a different account lmao
@thebananaowenslippedon70953 жыл бұрын
_Chad_ better be #1
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
Everyone who has ever read fanfiction know that Chad moved away from Hatchetfield, making Henry want him even more.
@thecatfish19183 жыл бұрын
i love that ted and the homeless man are the same rank but konk isn't. classic konk
@sk700913 жыл бұрын
Oh no, how is Wiley that low? He's such a great creepy villain.
@Tutselutse0v03 жыл бұрын
The Smoke Club being number 69? Niiiice :)
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
If Jane is ranked high I'm gonna be *VERY* angry
@starkidpotteryt3 жыл бұрын
i dont think the jane we saw is the real one. jane is supposed to be a sweet and nice person and she was not
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
@@starkidpotteryt Good point, but being a car can dement your brain aswell. Honestly, after episode 2&3 i don't know what's real
@neera31673 жыл бұрын
@@kiki8792 everything is real🕸🚘💍⏳
@fenixdowns8693 жыл бұрын
@@starkidpotteryt my opinion on the situation is that it is still jane, just a more twisted jane. for one she lived through a traumatizing experience with no one to comfort her for a whole year. while Tim and Tom had each other, Emma, and Becky. Jane had no one. she couldn't talk to anyone, and was left too her thoughts. and the only thing on her mind was that she wanted her life back. another thing to point out is that Tom and Tim had lives after the crash, broken ones but lives all the same. Tim kept going to school and Tom kept doing what ever he dose. Jane would probably be better if she was able to have some control over her life, but she sat in that shop for a year before being treated as a normal person and not some pile of junk to be fixed up. she couldn't talk, she couldn't move, she didn't have any agency to her situation, she was trapped. also she had lost trust in everyone. i picked up on it when Tom suggested telling other people and she said that they would do science experiments on her. in fact she shows no sines of trust in anyone but Tom. when she finds out tom was dating Becky behind her back, she looses trust in him too. the one person who she had opened up to, lied to her. in the end all she wanted to be was a wife and mother. i only hope the best for Tim, and i hope hat Jane gets the help and companionship she needs now that she is in Becky's body. this is my tiny essay about how jane is misunderstood. thank you.
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
@@fenixdowns869 You're oversimplifying my argument, but that's Essentially what I'm saying yeah -Smelly balls
@randompotato64743 жыл бұрын
Ok so I’ve gotta disagree with you on Wiley :/ I like him as a character (sure not as a person but as a character)
@webby57303 жыл бұрын
Very true!
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
This ^
@flanimationstudios27533 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@masterizzy33 жыл бұрын
Yes wiley was done dirty Joey is such a great villain
@mayal.y85753 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I hate when people don't like characters because they're bad people! it makes no sense
@ameliaddlc61073 жыл бұрын
Bless you for putting Sam so low, we do not stan him in this household and you did the right thing.
@Quackervoltz3 жыл бұрын
Ted is a bootlicker and doesn't deserve Charlotte. Acab
@tuttiman5511 ай бұрын
Listen his wife cheats on him with Ted Spankoffski, and I don’t think anyone would pass an opportunity to be with Zoey
@indecisivemess75043 жыл бұрын
its still weird to think that ted is homeless man
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
The disrespect on Andy is unbelievable I don’t think he was actually a pushy asshole He never showed any proof of it, I think Ted was just disappointed that he missed his chance with Jenny. Also, the reason that he tried to kill Ted later was because Ted had already tried to kill him and caused his life to crumble apart. Altogether, I don’t understand putting Andy underneath Paul 23 (who killed both Paul AND Emma) and Android Emma (who tried to kill the real Emma TWICE).
@Quackervoltz3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Ted is an incel and Andy is a chad.
@elishaoloughlin32873 жыл бұрын
I don't think Frank is worse than characters like Jane and Blinky. I respect most of the rankings though!
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
2: Hannah Foster We love that because I love Hannah with my whole heart
@Quackervoltz3 жыл бұрын
Hannah is baby
@muppetenthusiast3 жыл бұрын
Personally would have put Gary and wily higher but overall I agree Emma 100% deserves that spot
@kellyrocheleau46603 жыл бұрын
I think Wiley is interesting, but I'm with you on everything else.
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
I didn't consider Peanuts as a character. I am a shame to humanity.
@solita.s68963 жыл бұрын
Extremely happy to see Duke so high up on the list :,)
@solita.s68963 жыл бұрын
Also we stan miss holloway so hard in this household
@ivysalen4 ай бұрын
Duke is my favourite Hatchetfield character! There's just something so compelling about a normal guy solving day-to-day problems with kindness, even in a place like Hatchetfield.
@remyiskindahotngl49293 жыл бұрын
Paul started it all so he should be at the top of the list smh
@jamierobinson70043 жыл бұрын
Technically I think most timelines start with Janes death, sooooo
@justhere58953 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
Okay but at least the biker tried to help Emma
@anasagatio3 жыл бұрын
I always thought the jerk from Beanies was Man In a Hurry
@starkidpotteryt3 жыл бұрын
That’s what everyone thought at first too but it was confirmed he wasn’t later
@anasagatio3 жыл бұрын
@@starkidpotteryt that's interesting, thank you for the information
@peacocks_and_peonies98023 жыл бұрын
Great list! I really appreciate how the James, curt and Kim sniggles were all in the order they are in the song it made my brain very happy
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
Miss Holloway is my fave Kim character you're killing me with joy
@fenixdowns8693 жыл бұрын
i actually never picked 2:05 up until now. thanks!
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
I was in the chat, they figured it out almost immediately
@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r3 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: Sherman should’ve been way higher on the list
@jordansedgwick85513 жыл бұрын
Kinda hope guy waiting for hot chocolate is high up Edit: I actually agree with most of the 20 up
@thebananaowenslippedon70953 жыл бұрын
Poor Tim
@orangegold17953 жыл бұрын
I just realized, Wooly Foot is based on Chewbacca from Star Wars. HE RIPS OF HIDGENS ARMS!!! (like Han threatens to have Chewie do in A New Hope).
@starkidpotteryt3 жыл бұрын
Lol I would’ve never known that cause I don’t watch Star Wars 😂
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting the absolute bop that is Jane's a car song.
@flanimationstudios27533 жыл бұрын
Interesting list! I don’t agree with a lot, but respect your opinion:)
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
The blatant disrespect for Ted I like him a lot more after Time Bastard
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
So unpopular opinion: Hidgens wouldn’t even be in my top ten
@leahscarth25953 жыл бұрын
22:38 I guess you could say that you *adore her*
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
Kendall is the Nightmare Time queen
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
yesssss Lex is my fave Black Friday character good for her to be ranked this high.
@thejellyfinn3 жыл бұрын
i love that we had two sets of three mariah characters in a row
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
Ugg I'm so excited
@al_exists3 жыл бұрын
woo woo!
@Quackervoltz3 жыл бұрын
Very poggers of you to put Emma and Lex in the top 5 and put Sam at the bottom of the list.
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
Like, way to call me out
@wiggogYwrath Жыл бұрын
9:54 "i wanna see more melissa", seeing this after watching them do the reading of "Hey, Melissa" i am not so sure if i agree with the original statement anymore, i am SCARRED
@mari-su8up3 жыл бұрын
i forgot that greg and stu were actual people shown and i thought we were just going off of names HDKDHDK
@shawndougherty60563 жыл бұрын
Smoke Club being 69 is perfect
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
I still think she’s saying “I was so high the fall would’ve killed me”
@thatonepersonyouwontremember3 жыл бұрын
I've watched too much Magnus Archives. I thought it said Jane Prentiss instead of Jane Perkins
@fenixdowns8693 жыл бұрын
wait........ you forgot Gary Goodstein attorney in law!!!!
@starkidpotteryt3 жыл бұрын
He’s in there
@fenixdowns8693 жыл бұрын
@@starkidpotteryt oh, i must have not seen him. sorry.
@ballisticnerd20973 жыл бұрын
He's number 20, I believe
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
And very first place: EMMA PERKINS! You don’t know how happy I am with your top five I love all five of the top five, I’d probably just switch the order
@eswss83743 жыл бұрын
justice for man in a hurry he was the best character 😔🤚
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
If you didn't at least mouthed "and Chad" you're lying.
@stevenpowers51662 жыл бұрын
Roberts cop being so low is a crime
@kaelynbarrera15323 жыл бұрын
IM FUCKING SOBBING WITH ANGELA BEING THE WITCH HOW DID I MISS THAT
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
3. Paul Matthews Love that
@lattehottay31203 жыл бұрын
you come into my house, you disrespect MY evil jean-jacketed king of sniggles -
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
GG is relatively high and I love it
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
Well at least Droid23 are near each other.
@Orange_Juice68 ай бұрын
"MAH WIFE" The foreshadowing be like-
@mayal.y85753 жыл бұрын
Wow I totally disagree with you with basically everything lol. Not trying to be rude but I hate when people judge/like a character based on how good of a person she is.
@kandyappleview3 жыл бұрын
i wanted to see more of sherman young and uncle wiley/wilbur cross is creepy af!
@ruby._.romanoffx77783 жыл бұрын
Love the video :) don't really have much else to say so oh well
@SageMann923 жыл бұрын
I hate to ruin a nice and even Top 80 list, but "Coffee Jerk" and "Man in a Hurry" are the same person. Also, Konk gets his own entry but Homeless Man has to share his with Ted? I'd have accepted those three entities getting three entries or one, but two? That's just weird.
@sk700913 жыл бұрын
I see Ted and Homeless Man as two different people. Ted only became Homeless Man once he lost his mind and became essentially a different person. Their personalities are completely different.
@SageMann923 жыл бұрын
@@sk70091 This is true. And Konk is just Ted in disguise. Really not seeing this list's logic for Konk being an individual but the Homeless Man not...
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
By the way, I’m pretty sure it’s been confirmed that coffee jerk and Man in a Hurry are NOT the same person
@SageMann923 жыл бұрын
It's Jeff in a long coat, they have to be the same character. Costume is a very important part of identifying characters in Hatchetfield.
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
@@SageMann92 I think I saw it confirmed somewhere that they’re different, but I can’t find where. If I find it, I’ll let you know!
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
I personally like Noelle more than Chris Kringle oop-
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
Man I love Tinky
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
I’m very curious to see the top ten
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
Glad Becky got 12
@emcustard2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know Mariah's cop character was named Doug and now I don’t know what to do with myself
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
I love Ms. Holloway
@iprobablydontlikeyou74163 жыл бұрын
gArY gOlDsTeIn AtToRnEy AnD lAw
@mollywalton222 жыл бұрын
bill being so high makes me so happy
@thejellyfinn3 жыл бұрын
i love how we had three mariah characters (almost) in a row lmfao
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
The girl outranked her daddy
@rhiannon29332 жыл бұрын
My top 10: 1. Hannah 2. Ted 3. Lex 4. Gary 5. Greenpeace girl 6. (Homeless man would've been here before nightmare time) Emma 7. Ethan 8. Becky 9. Uncle Wiley (I HATE HIM SO MUCH BUT I ALSO LOVE HIM- (most just because of joey and made in america)) 10. Paul 10.5. BILL I HAD HIM AS 10 BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I LIKE PAUL
@meba4443 жыл бұрын
7:37 I love your comment 😂
@daelephanttaco39673 жыл бұрын
If you think about it though Emma in tgwdlm is actually Android Emma so...
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
At first yes. but then of you REALLY think about it like i did, it isn't. I spent 20 minutes trying to tell if it was and here's what I got: In Nightmare Time, Android emma has circuits and wires behind her eyes. In TGWDLM after Paul and Emma fall out of the Helicopter, Emma is bleeding and has bones. She also coughs up blood
@starkidpotteryt3 жыл бұрын
Actually Nick said that Emma is Emma in every reality except for forever and always. The only thing that’s the same in every reality is that Ted is the homeless man
@daelephanttaco39673 жыл бұрын
@@starkidpotteryt oh thx I didn’t know that he said that
@stephlastname91013 жыл бұрын
@@starkidpotteryt OH THANK GOD, Black Friday Emma + Paul are real!
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
@@starkidpotteryt oh, i didn't know he said that. I spent 20 minutes for nothing 🤪
@mollywalton222 жыл бұрын
miss holloway is one of my fave characters ever i love her especially after nightmare time season 2
@TheMoggFREE Жыл бұрын
Coffee Jerk is actually Barry Swift cause I think he said he was in a hurry but ordered a really complicated drink anyway.
@kickyourhead19103 жыл бұрын
Is this ranked by how good of a person they are, how good a character they are, or How much you love their characters?
@starkidfan77563 жыл бұрын
This is a great video! and I don't mean or rude but you forgot bee girl.
@mollywalton222 жыл бұрын
linda being SO high ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Abstract-lj7pu7 ай бұрын
Oh boy did you see more Melissa
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
Bill is too low Sorry, I don’t make the rules
@Orange_Juice68 ай бұрын
And Chad 💅✨
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
Debate Time: did Colonel Schaefer or however you spell it know about how the infected were going to get there? She said Paul was dead, and then IMMEDIATELY he came out, so I don’t know. What do y’all think?
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
I think she genuinely thought she was arranging Emma a happy surprise. Turned out horrible, sadly.
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
@@user-wm1yc2gk2w yeah that makes the most sense. I feel so bad though. The whole ending of tgwdlm makes me feel very sad
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
@@daliah8883 it's a very sad ending, and very goodly written. Inevitable ripped my heart apart and despite that, or maybe because of that, it's my favorite song.
@urhighness25373 жыл бұрын
no i love wilbur cross
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
By the way: all of my comments were jokes, pretty much. I respect your opinion, just disagree a bit
@daliah88833 жыл бұрын
Putting Webby so low is very disappointing
@djslifeasweknowit7 ай бұрын
Frank is the 🐐! But that’s just me
@njcg36583 жыл бұрын
Ok. So don’t hate on me but I wanted to know who was first and I went back from there and then I went to this: 22:22
@blueskiesandstarrynights3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me why is konk higher than lucy?
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
i object Sam should have been ranked lower.
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
AND smoke club should have been 420.
@user-wm1yc2gk2w3 жыл бұрын
And Wooly Foot/Chumbi deserves the world
@ivysalen4 ай бұрын
WHERE'S DUKE? 😢 He's my absolute favourite Hatchetfield character. Did I just miss him, or is he not on this list?
@beanad33920 күн бұрын
Sorry I’m 3 months late but he’s here 18:41 !!
@ivysalen19 күн бұрын
Oh, thanks! I'm so glad he's here.
@webby90442 жыл бұрын
I feel like Deb is higher then she should be
@FutureYT3 жыл бұрын
I thought you'd put Hidgens at number one. I know I would.