Hatchetfield Characters First and Last Lines

[@TincanTophat9907]

Errors: - Mark’s actual last line is “They didn’t say… only that I should come have a look for myself, gosh, I hope it’s not termites! Have a great day at school, sweetheart.” - Depending on whether or not you consider the infected characters as the characters themselves, Bill’s first line would be “Hey, Paul,” Mr Davidson’s first line would be “Hey, Paul, can I get those reports on my desk by the end of the day?” Melissa’s first line would be “Hi, Paul” Charlotte’s first line would be her whole phone call with Sam, Ted’s first line would be “Hey, you going to beanie’s?” Emma’s first line would be “Hi, can I help you?” Hidgen’s first line would be “Good god! Alexa, it’s happening! Come on, you bastard! You don’t think I’m ready for you? The stage is set, it’s showtime!” Nora’s last line would be “Yeah, you will, now move your ass, you’ve got a line!” and Harmony’s last line would be “Well you know what-“ -Similarly, pokey’s first line could be considered to be the entire opening number of TGWDLM -Technically Willabella’s first line would be “Hi, Hannah” when she appears as Lex, but since it is all a dream the exact mechanics are debatable. -I had Thrash listed as Ted for some reason -Skud‘s last line should be “tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, baby” in the Nightmare Time Theme Nerdy Beast cover -Harmony’s actual last (infected) line is “you let it out”

[@samanthalye653]

Isn't ezecial in Nerdy orudes must die??? Can't remember, think I saw them in one of the songs. Same one where the man in a hurry from black Friday appears. Edit: got my time lines mixed up, ignore me I had a brain fart.

[@TincanTophat9907]

@samanthalye653 well Richie wears the Zeke the Fightin’ Nighthawk costume but I don’t believe so.

[@samanthalye653]

​​@@TincanTophat9907 time stamp 1:04:13 in nerdy prudes must die, hatchet town song.

[@tandnmom100]

If we are counting the infected from TGWDLM as far as their lines are concerned, then Harmony's last line should be "I thought you didn't care about saving the planet!" from just before Let it Out.

[@Arkatox]

Doesn't Harmony appear in Jane's a Car? Jane tries to run her over to take her as a host, but fails and just makes Tom look crazy. Did Harmony not have any speaking lines that episode?

[@connormerrifield5576]

miss holloway went full circle first line "hey duke" last line "bye duke" i feel so sorry for duke

[@B.E.N_]

Why? he's just vibing... sitting in a boat.. watching the fireworks...:)

[@somescrub1074]

everyone criticizing and I'm just like "Greenpeace girl has a name?!"

[@JackieBorelli]

same! when did that happen?

[@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911]

That was revealed in the Hatchetfield Halloween Party livestream.

[@skyesu4706]

Miss mulberry’s actual last line is “kah kah!”

[@TincanTophat9907]

That wasn’t the AAAAAAAAA! after she finds Ruth’s body that was the AAAAAAAAA! After Ted gets shot by Hidgens

[@skyesu4706]

my bad! that scream is very similar 😭

[@TincanTophat9907]

@@skyesu4706no worries man

[@erxn_0nce]

depending on wether u take the digital ticket or the pro shot Boy Jerry's last line could also be "It was girl Jeri, that dirty girl!"

[@Arkatox]

I'm 90% certain Robert's cop character in TGWDLM is Bailey.

[@junjunagbayani4792]

I support this retconning so bad

[@Arkatox]

@@junjunagbayani4792 It's not really a retcon. Multiple characters have been recast for various reasons.

[@xultra_violetx]

​@@Arkatox I've heard that said before, but does anyone actually know the reasons? or has it been kept private? just curious

[@Arkatox]

@@xultra_violetx Bailey makes constant references to "Show Me Your Hands" through the whole of NPMD. He has the same outfit and sunglasses (tho a lot of the HF cops there seem to), and has a very similar personality. In the live/soundtrack versions of Hatchet Town, where Bailey is blamed instead of Barry, ("Bailey's on the loose and he's got a gun, and he's got a motive to kill"!) he retorts with, "I'm a cop!" Everything about the character feels like it's coded to be Robert's cop.

[@Arkatox]

@@xultra_violetx Or did you mean for why he was recast? Long story short, Robert's on indefinite hiatus from StarKid. (Apologies if any of the following details are inaccurate. I'm open to any and all corrections.) A number of years ago he got too comfortable around a crew member and made some comments that made them incredibly uncomfortable. He didn't realize it at the time. Between NT seasons, he was confronted about it, and released a public apology at the crew member's behest. He took a mutually decided leave from StarKid to work on himself. The crew member was satisfied, and that's that. Honestly from what I've been able to observe from a way outside (and thus not entirely reliable) perspective, there's no ill will between anyone. But some members of the community have reacted so negatively to the situation that I honestly have doubts he'll be back. He's hardcore cancelled by some parts of the community. All this is based on what I researched and pieced together when Nightmare Time 2 started and Nick was playing Prof. Hidgens. A lot of people intentionally don't talk about it, which I understand, but it makes it hard for people who just want to know what's going on. So again, anyone please correct me if you know differently. I don't feel like I should send this at this point, but I've been typing for half an hour, so. 😛

[@panguin_lee5485]

I love this not only bc i love hatchetfield characters but i get to finally see clips of Workin Boys

[@comfybox]

It’s fitting how Jenny’s intro/the Time Bastard song is sped up

[@cantaloupian]

The man in a hurry is the guy ordering in beanies in TGWDLM

[@Arkatox]

I read (I think on the wiki?) that they were confirmed to be different characters. Despite, y'know, being played by the same person and wearing the exact same clothes.

[@cantaloupian]

@@Arkatoxand also… being in a hurry.

[@itwasidio1736]

7:04 nobody told me about this Angela character, finally an arc I can relate to

[@oliviahaland138]

you’re so real for putting like the whole virginity rocks song in this💀

[@רוניבןעזרא-ו6ש]

your so valid for putting in so much of viginity rocks

[@tis_elia]

WHAT 😭

[@tis_elia]

I READ THAT WRONG THE FIRST TIME😭

[@TincanTophat9907]

what did you think it said?

[@tis_elia]

@@TincanTophat9907 👀

[@jamessirot854]

Seeing Jane in Becky’s body again gave me chills.

[@Moth_IsHere1769]

Technically boy Jerry's last line is "It was girl Jeri, that dirty girl!" In NPMD (not the yt version, either the digital ticket or the album version)

[@Tamora1300]

I haven't seen Workin' Boys and now I'm crying, Henry is my favorite Hatchetfield character and his last line just destroyed me

[@smiles4miles825]

damn all these clips from working boys is making me jealous xD

[@spookysplatt]

0:45 So proud of her transition (This is only mostly a joke)

[@arborealCynoid]

Nibbly too lol

[@baristascallmewolfgang]

GRACE AND HIDGENS ARE CRAZY OH MY GOD 6:40 7:45

[@hannahperriman9133]

When I saw that "Hey, Melissa" was included in this comp, I was immediately so afraid that the last monolgue from that vid would mark Paul's "last words" (iykyk lmao)... seeing it pop up shocked me so much that I forgot Paul was ever cameo'd in NPMD and I've seen it an ungodly amount of times LMAO

[@ringfinns]

the actual last line of grace chastity would be "run pervs, run" from npmd

[@TincanTophat9907]

workin boys

[@Arkatox]

Working Boys was made and released after NPMD.

[@venusbutactualynot5542]

​@@Arkatoxwhere is it released?

[@Arkatox]

@@venusbutactualynot5542 It's currently not available. People who crowdfunded the StarKid 10th anniversary campaign get to watch it whenever they want, and the rest of us bought digital tickets to watch its digital premiere for a limited time. There are currently no plans to release it otherwise, but that doesn't mean they won't at some point.

[@yorgiP]

@@venusbutactualynot5542 it's a kickstarter perk from donating to black friday

[@ParkerShame]

2:05 I didn’t know that was boy Jerry

[@Arkatox]

In the live/digital ticket version and the soundtrack recording, Bryce's character accuses him (instead of the Gerald cameo), to which he immediately blames Girl Jeri instead. ("The dirty girl!")

[@ParkerShame]

@@Arkatoxoh that’s cool

[@valthestudio4886]

Have not seen Workin' Boys yet so my genuine question is, What the fuck happened in that story???

[@alanoshea2159]

Workin boys becomes workin girls,and hidgens gets so angry that he sees visions of the workin boys telling him to kill the cast and perform it himself,so he kills the entire cast of workin girls and performs workin boys.

[@yoshifan33]

​@@alanoshea2159Does the title number get performed??

[@alanoshea2159]

@@yoshifan33 kinda. Mariah performs as Hidgens,and it's "Workin Girls".

[@alexandriasmikle8790]

I want a timeline so i can fully understand when things happened. I might just be confusing myself though

[@egret512]

I don't know if there's an official timeline, but we do know that NPMD is set in late 2020 (probably October), TGWDLM is probably in 2018, and NT season one (if all episodes are in the same universe like season 2) is in 2019 iirc

[@coelacanthropology]

Did Harmony not have any lines in Jane’s a Car? I thought she did but I might be misremembering. Great video! :D

[@Arkatox]

I remember this as well, and am trying to figure out if she really had no lines.

[@weltato]

Ok, where can I find the Workin' Boys film, I'm going insane- (I'm assuming through Starkid's website??) Also- Darren Criss jumpscare XD

[@TincanTophat9907]

I don’t think you can anymore, unfortunately. I think it might become a sort of Airport for Birds type deal where it’s permanently available for download on the shop eventually but I’m not sure.

[@weltato]

@@TincanTophat9907 I really hope they put it out somewhere, I'd love to see it and didn't have time when it was running :(

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

​@@TincanTophat9907 I think it's still available but for people who donated

[@Sesquedoodle]

​@@weltato same, I was super broke at the time 😅

[@MercuryCat]

You should be pleased to know it’s free on KZbin now!

[@x-ca1iber]

u know… maybe i should watch abstinence camp….

[@tiredlittlemoon776]

you absolutely should oh em gee i loved abstinence camp

[@megankent-pb1pf]

Do it

[@squishy17616]

Hey can you tell me where that last line of grace chastity is from

[@TincanTophat9907]

Workin’ Boys

[@TheyCallMeDJYT]

Does anyone know where the Grace Chastity last scene is from, never seen it before ❤

[@TincanTophat9907]

Workin’ Boys

[@kickyourhead1910]

How do you know Green Peace Girls real name?

[@TincanTophat9907]

It was confirmed on a livestream

[@els5702]

Wasn't general Macnamara's first line; yeah prove it arsehole we're the army? Or was that someone else

[@jesoko6724]

That was Joey's army character behind him. MacNamara doesn't have a line in that scene -- it's all Joey.

[@els5702]

​@@jesoko6724 you're probably right I just knew it was an army guy

[@els5702]

@@jesoko6724 I rewatched the scene and I honestly have no idea who says that line lol they're in the dark but Jeff blim has a cigarette in his mouth so probably its joey's army character (TM)

[@jesoko6724]

@@els5702 it sounds more like Joey than Jeff. It also doesn’t sound like something MacNamara would say, so I always assumed it was Joey, lol.

[@Zoeysplaylist824]

5:52 wasn’t he in npmd during the hatchet town number?

[@TincanTophat9907]

Workin’ boys was produced after NPMD

[@메이데이데이메]

6:30 so where is this from? Also, I think she got more Coo-coo after npmd

[@TincanTophat9907]

Well the timestamp you put is from abstinence camp but the clip that I feel like you’re probably talking about is from Workin’ Boys

[@Hey_Its_Robin0000]

Am I stupid I thought you could no longer watch working boys. how did you get clips?

[@TincanTophat9907]

I have it saved from when I first bought it.

[@Hey_Its_Robin0000]

Oh ok 👍

[@megankent-pb1pf]

lucy stockworth?

[@lluviapacifica9601]

The last line of Alice and Deb, were they come from???

[@TincanTophat9907]

Killer Track, Duke talks to them at the Needy Beast concert

[@lluviapacifica9601]

​@@TincanTophat9907 Thanks, I just rewachted 😂. I guess Miss Holloway song affected my memory 😅😅😅. Sorry for my grammar, saludos desde México.

[@JackieBorelli]

wait Greenpeace Girl has a name? when was this revealed?

[@TincanTophat9907]

Hatchetfield Halloween party livestream.

[@cooler-ian]

When did blinky first appear? Please!!

[@Arkatox]

Watcher's World, the second story in the first episode of Nightmare Time. It was the first introduction of a Lord in Black other than Wiggly. Tinky then showed up in Time Bastard, and then the group was finally revealed as a whole at the end of the season. Season 2 had Nibbly's first appearance in Honey Queen, and then in Yellowjacket it was revealed that Poki had been the alien hive mind in TGWDLM. Sorry for... way over explaining your answer. It's Watcher's World. James plays them in the episode.

[@seancrowe6070]

Where did you get Workin Boys clips

[@TincanTophat9907]

I have it saved from when I first bought it

[@frozenlemon]

Where did you get the clip for graces last clip? Or Melissa’s

[@TincanTophat9907]

Grace’s is from the short film workin’ boys, it’s no longer available but I have it saved from when I first bought it, Melissa’s is from the cut Nightmare Time story, Hey Melissa, which there is a reading of on KZbin.

[@lucasmanatee6326]

How did you get access to workin boys??

[@TincanTophat9907]

I have it saved from when I first bought it.

[@Arkatox]

Everyone who participated in the 10th anniversary crowdfunding campaign has access to it indefinitely. The rest of us paid to see it.

[@erinboc8512]

Wait why is Ted’s last name Spankoffski

[@TincanTophat9907]

Because that’s his last name?

[@Jms_Hcy]

where's gerald's last line from??

[@TincanTophat9907]

workin boys

[@Jms_Hcy]

@@TincanTophat9907 but its not out yet? is it from a traler or something?

[@moonkenzie]

@@Jms_Hcy Came out on Halloween. If you didn't crowdfund 10th anniversary or buy it then, you're out of luck (until/unless someone uploads it without permission). Nick said the soundtrack would be released though iirc