Ranking Men by Testosterone | Assumptions vs Blood Tests

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0:00 intro
0:27 ranking: appearance
1:54 discussion
5:20 sex drive
13:19 final reveal

[@jubilee]

Sorry I can’t think of a pinned comment I was too busy looking at them bounce their pecs

[@williamtyrikos]

Wild

[@PanZerV]

Ok

[@PanZerV]

But im still swag

[@namantherockstar]

Jubilee inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@fresh.prince7472]

I'm not sure why none of them are anything special

[@melrhea12]

I think someone calling themselves alpha is so cringe 😬

[@osiris828]

true

[@tiernyjasmine8678]

Thissss

[@shrigga5089]

Not if your a chad that’s an alpha

[@ooscardls]

And saying that they watch Andrew Tate....

[@ceeIoc]

Not as bad as women calling themselves a boss bytch

[@MarcoAce13]

Calling yourself an alpha is an automatic disqualification

[@clarkkent4665]

Disqualification from what lol

[@iabaca]

tbh if you're alpha, you don't really care about people with your opinion lol.

[@carolinaelichalt7913]

and bringing andrew tate to the conversation barrs you from competing LOL

[@atanubhuyan7004]

​@@clarkkent4665are we watching the same video?

[@paulcashew5795]

well based on their definition it's not so bad, it's just the podcast bro weirdos that you can disqualify

[@Play_Dreams]

"There is nothing gayer than a room full of straight men.". -Gandhi

[@goodboiy5965]

why does this have so many likes

[@namantherockstar]

Jubilee inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

@@goodboiy5965 they immediately started getting naked tho?

[@kookykiddo]

Gandhi 😭

[@adam01101]

Gandhi did NOT say that 💀

[@Satansren]

I have never wanted to throw myself off a bridge more than I do after watching these men talk about testosterone.

[@vasisphu3239]

Then do it....

[@Satansren]

@@vasisphu3239 thanks, this really adds a lot to my comment actually

[@aq6910]

why?

[@Qwerty09734]

@@vasisphu3239 same the cringe level of these insecure twats acting all alpha male lord have mercy just wait until the mask drops

[@ezequielmondada6427]

​@@aq6910because some things they said doesn't have an actual impact on testosterone levels. For checking see the testosterone levels out of your family and see how little it does affect some aspects that we would expect they are related.

[@isaiahscholl8479]

Drew had the assignment all wrong. He heard testosterone and thought he was ranking alpha males😭 said “let’s forget about biology and talk about stocks and bonds” Edit: after watching, they all conflated testosterone with being an alpha male

[@blake8230]

Well i think that was Jubilees fault, they started with the definition of Alpha Male so I think that's what they asked them. So they really were answering two different questions the whole time

[@Josh-dp6iu]

Hes so annoying to me omg

[@karan_karan_karan]

@@Josh-dp6iu he was funny LMAO thank god they had someone that wasn't overly cringe and trying to be manly like the other guys

[@isaiahscholl8479]

@@blake8230 yeah absolutely, didn’t make any sense to me why if they’re figuring out testosterone levels why damn near every question jubilee asked was about being an alpha lol

[@ac12304]

It's the equivalent of an ugly or unattractive girl bringing up "personality" for attractive ratings. (Which has happened in multiple vids like this.)

[@dakipenghapus]

Drew is like those character who think themself are the most important in the group but the more they're talk the more annoying it gets and put themself the lowest in the group.

[@snapsf]

Apart of me felt like he was joking the whole time, he kinda made me laugh but it was too much. Dude needs to chill

[@anxsh]

​@@snapsfnah that was too much for a joke. he's definitely a goon

[@Ceerads]

He’s too cocky. He’ll tone it down eventually.

[@LiquidSunshine22]

I kinda liked his personality

[@EmanuelGene]

@@LiquidSunshine22I didn’t like him at first, but imagine if he wasn’t in the video…it’d be so boring

[@blessedbe2222]

Sam being so silent makes him immediately 10× more likely to be an "alpha"

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Y'all just like him cuz he's white 🙄

[@blessedbe2222]

@@psychobillynumbnuts1 I ain't arguing with a mf named "pyschobillynumbnuts"

[@blessedbe2222]

@@psychobillynumbnuts1 @psychobillynumbnuts1 I literally pointed out why I "liked him" in the 4th word of my sentence and you still somehow came to that goofy conclusion.

[@blessedbe2222]

@@psychobillynumbnuts1 drew was white as snow and was easily the loudest one there, which smells like insecurity. So no it had nothing to do with race and everything to do with fragile masculinity

[@daynaperry8832]

@@psychobillynumbnuts1wtf does him being white have to do w anything 😂 why do y’all always think everything has to do with looks honestly 😂 Have u ever maybe considered that they basing it off personality & maturity? Literally nothing to do w colour

[@colorsinmyhead]

The way they spent a third of the episode proving that their ego was tied to their testosterone and then denied it so hard as if it was an accusation

[@yikes.3239]

right.. michael not being able to hide his smirk at his ranking made me cringe so bad

[@peak9985]

this whole vid was cringe but i think that smile comes from confidence not ego @@yikes.3239

[@evilgrin1]

adam had the lowest but highest ego? wym

[@h3llboyyy407]

​@@evilgrin1exactly 😂

[@HouseMDaddict]

The teen is pure gen z annoying energy

[@DChris3]

That's a great way to say it. Straight up tiktok pooseboi energy lmfao

[@OPJuiceBox]

So true

[@karan_karan_karan]

i thought he was funny and charming...

[@OPJuiceBox]

@@karan_karan_karan you got tiktok brain then

[@Cake210]

Him calling them ancient was gold tho

[@ayanatabaikyzy]

Everyone talking about how this person’s annoying and that persons annoying but nobody’s talking about how Sam is so genuine😭

[@nanithefook399]

Even Garron

[@SanctifiedLady]

He may end up number one ☝🏽 an alpha doesn’t talk unless he needs to. ❤

[@karan_karan_karan]

he was giving toxic masculinity ... telling that guy to stop talking so much?? he's a kid lmao

[@viviantoblerone]

The chest wave thing was kinda cringe but he's hot af

[@jepadee2864]

​@@SanctifiedLady🤓☝️

[@mengl29]

"So you're a beta if you eat cheesecake" - best quote LMAO

[@jubilee]

Me with my cheesecake: 👁👄👁

[@resonancetides7196]

Only clown can say that. I hope, he's being castrated after that.😂

[@kidbrown2010]

Worth it. I'll be a beta while I enjoy my cheesecake. Being an alpha can wait.

[@Gadottinho]

@@jubilee cringe

[@1KingFisher]

The teenager is a little annoying lol

[@melrhea12]

I mean, he’s a teenager. All teenagers are annoying.

[@1KingFisher]

@@melrhea12true lol

[@namantherockstar]

Jubilee inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@fresh.prince7472]

@@namantherockstar be quiet lol

[@fresh.prince7472]

@@melrhea12 adults are pretty anoyin to

[@vr6gls]

As a male, this was difficult to watch. All this did was feed into stereotypes of masculinity. Nothing of value was learned here.

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

Exactly

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Sorry low-T male

[@christianlovely1500]

You soft; just say that

[@Thatonegirl989]

I was a little bit surprised not gonna lie lol I cringed through this one

[@Gingermycat]

As a female this video was hard to watch and just know regardless what your T levels are you are perfect the way you are

[@raiden5386]

Somehow throughout the video they switched from ranking on testosterone to ranking who's more alpha

[@swegatron2859]

Jubilee introduces the video with the definition of alpha male. My guess is they had guiding questions that changed the discussion to that

[@ChrisM-bn5vr]

Testosterone levels are correlated to who is the "alpha" of the group. They've done studies where they test the testosterone levels of groups of human and animal males, and the leader/alpha of the group almost always has the highest testosterone levels.

[@imarockstarification]

​@@ChrisM-bn5vr weird since the whole concept of "alpha wolves" was wrong and the guy who coined the term had been fighting against it ever since.

[@garrettcochran9169]

@@imarockstarification the term 'alpha male' is still used to characterize great apes including our closest biological relative the chimpanzee and it has never been debunked. The term "pecking order" describes the widely observed social dominance hierarchy of chickens. All great apes besides the Bonobo and humans have obvious alpha males.

[@awemanyfit]

It is correlated dude

[@yisraelkaiser4934]

Is high testoterone tied to ego? Drew: No! I have ego and no testosterone!

[@momay2670]

Why did Jubilee like this

[@danikaa__x]

​@@momay2670LMAO

[@methlover]

Liked by Jubilee 💀💀💀

[@ShortsProvider217]

Nahh Julibee hating on drew 💀 💀

[@Planck944]

😂😂😂jubilee we see you

[@peculiarmakua5212]

Adam's awkward laugh when he realized he'd talked too much and made a fool of himself. Epic

[@mellow2879]

Actually he is the one who seems alive

[@timtimber5271]

Just so you’re aware. Adam is in a cut for a bodybuilding show so his test is really low at the time of the video. After the show when he bulks back up, I can guarantee you that his test will atleast double

[@Jackiepoodles]

Not jubilee liking your comment💀😂

[@harls7317]

@@timtimber5271 Cap

[@Dark-le3bn]

​@@harls7317nah that's how it works

[@fixexthorson3415]

Sam and Garron we're the only normal people the other were so cringe, the others just wanted to be as high as possible or else they would feel insecure☠

[@garroncollins3775]

I appreciate you😂

[@dani09eveline]

@@garroncollins3775what’s Your ig

[@shivi9799]

I mean in a video where we have to rank who has the highest testosterone I’m pretty sure if I was Garron I will be secure and confident too knowing the amount of gear I’m blasting.

[@terneh23]

It’s the unironic and undisputed claim of Andrew Tate as a mentor for me 💀

[@jaxsmith1204]

Oof, when he said that I cringed so hard I turned inside out! 🥴😂

[@itsnatemate7697]

Right. Like that was a turn OFF

[@arctubs]

LIKE how is no one in the comments talking about it bro its what shocked me

[@heavenkaaya1468]

When did he say this

[@arandomperson7811]

he also had the second highest level of t

[@willm678]

0:45 “but I got better hair though” Bro looks like when a cartoon character gets struck by lightning 💀

[@irrelevantideology9640]

Drew needs to be humbled. Hard.

[@omaewamoushindeiru6581]

With a baseball bat

[@PeterBalfor]

He won't be, he's a mama's boy that 100% comes from money

[@Aleskt]

He's 19 lmao, y'all need to chill, the vast majority of 19 year olds are insufferable... He'll get over himself as he gets older.

[@rose-yeah]

He is still young. Leave him alme

[@funkunko]

all of them do

[@user-sh5dx5du1x]

Drew is literally the ick

[@peanutjam]

As a guy, this was definitely one of the most unbearable videos of you guys ever, over half of these men where so unappealing to me. 😅 Drew was super cheeky but tbh I felt him.

[@harrisons1221]

Nah Drew was a goon let's be honest

[@flipperboy2754]

Drew was jarring too

[@Slawp]

bro thats toxic masculinity, why do men need to be appealing to you? so sexist ugh, pig

[@roberttahlmann7316]

You don't have to sexualise them... this was not about appealing to the viewers..

[@DonutWorryFriend]

Went to school with adam. Hes always been a douche.

[@jabriibrahim8735]

Teen " I think personality comes into it " also him immediately after " anyone got stocks and bonds "? Lmaooo

[@raiden5386]

Didn't finish watching yet but Drew is the least alpha person maybe on the planet

[@Ignoranous]

The problem is alpha is heavily associated with knowing oneself. He’s a teen and clearly is figuring it out, he seems to want to be nice and confident though, he’ll get there

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Poor kid is so insecure and doesn't even know it

[@kahyui2486]

That's a polite way of calling him a bitch

[@bingbung]

​@@Ignoranousnah, normal people dont behave like that at 19

[@datdailykid7512]

​@@bingbungimagine being pressed over something a kid says on a video that's supposed to be funny

[@lienmachine]

the fact that everyone let the Andrew Tate comment pass told me more about this group than anything else they said lol

[@rotisseriechickenlover-jb4cc]

fax lol

[@sirij8784]

andrew tate would slap all these guys for being weak bitches lol

[@meinkanta]

I’m surprised the person directing them didn’t circle back to it like wtf

[@crstn9236]

What comment? When did they mention tate?

[@jaromeasdale7157]

news flash, not everyone hates andrew tate

[@jvnoirlondon]

most of the points they brought up have nothing to do w testosterone lvls 😭

[@chossone]

Bro said stocks and bonds😭

[@yisraelkaiser4934]

Height

[@doogus8728]

Facial hair and muscle mass are related to natural testosterone levels. So is confidence, leadership and aggression.

[@jvnoirlondon]

@@doogus8728 yeah but they also said hair on your head, which is the complete opposite. As well as stocks and bonds LMAO

[@doogus8728]

@@jvnoirlondon That’s not true. Men balding is a sign of high DHT not high testosterone overall. DHT is a broken down version of the normal testosterone hormone. In fact, a receding hairline is more commonly associated with lower testosterone than the opposite. But I agree with the stocks snd bonds thing.

[@Splatria]

can’t wait for codys reaction to this one

[@viv_677]

fr like 90% of the stuff said in this video needs to be clowned immediately 💀

[@dikibhutia6944]

Cody who? I wanna watch too

[@samaribrahim6157]

​@@dikibhutia6944cody ko

[@jubilee]

Cody Ko ranking #1 for sure

[@AShotOfCyanide]

@@jubilee Jubilee i love you but this video was seriously the first of yours i physically could not finish watching. i swear the videos almost always get better in regards to content every time and yet become more and more difficult to watch. that's what makes your channel special lmao.

[@nicolejackson9824]

“better hair” when it’s a damaged perm lmaoo

[@emmaaaa2839]

literally

[@theprinceoffreshair1164]

My hair isn't a perm but I appreciate it nonetheless 😂

[@nicolejackson9824]

@@theprinceoffreshair1164 still a damaged mess nonetheless

[@theprinceoffreshair1164]

@nicolejackson9824 Appreciate it. Luckily more people like it than hate it so 🙌

[@nicolejackson9824]

@@theprinceoffreshair1164 bro i’m not even being mean i’m genuinely trying to help lol. who ever said that is lying just look at the comments. your hair should not be that stiff and all over the place. please brush it then cut it

[@muunlight]

A person who describes themselves or others as "Alpha" is usually the most "Beta," and they often turn out to be the least attractive and least charismatic in both appearance and character.

[@ceeIoc]

Women refer to men as these too

[@user-jv1jn8lc6g]

@@ceeIoc Where did they mention men or women? **Males try not to make EVERYTHING about them IMPOSSIBLE challenge.**

[@CB____]

@@ceeIocwhat women

[@doogus8728]

⁠@@user-jv1jn8lc6gNah don’t be like that. Vast majority of the time it is MEN referring to themselves as alpha not women. The video is about men too.

[@itsnatemate7697]

@@ceeIocWhat women…

[@ihatehandles111]

Sam went from the most unlikeable person on that body/face match video to being one of the most likable ones on this one...

[@basementlm4200]

Goes to show we only see a small portion of how people are online, and we shouldn't hate them for manipulated footage

[@nicoleburris2857]

whats the title of the video?

[@ihatehandles111]

@@nicoleburris2857 "Can you match women's faces to their bodies?" I wouldn't recommend watching it tbh, waste of time

[@Mikelaxo]

I still dislike him with all of my guts, he was just quiet in this one. I just can not bare seeing him open his mouth after than last video he was in

[@millienexu5684]

I literally just watched that episode and couldn’t even link the two to being the same person like ?????

[@deez1676]

Adam when he got bumped to last was hilarious 😭😭That humbled him you can tell by his face

[@basselabuissa7464]

He was literally out for show it’s normal. If he was bulking it would be much higher.

[@Ethan-jd3qt]

@@basselabuissa7464he would probably get 2nd, 300 isn’t too bad on a cut

[@Absolute-.]

@@basselabuissa7464people know nothing they are just happy to see the person they found annoying be in a negative situation

[@Gio-wn3yn]

its because he's lying about taking steroids in his past, and once you stop taking gear your test levels drop so low before returning to homeostasis

[@Gio-wn3yn]

@@Absolute-. lol. bodybuilder with low test levels = cycled off of steroids so test levels drop low

[@dalitsani7296]

Jubilee should do a who’s actually natural among a group of people who’ve taken steroids

[@jubilee]

Maybe we already have something in the works…. 👀

[@vilxxblack2472]

They already did

[@dalitsani7296]

@@vilxxblack2472 bro the comment is from 2 months ago😂

[@vilxxblack2472]

@@dalitsani7296 And? Get with the times.

[@Koko-il1go]

@@vilxxblack2472…

[@twohootsinlove]

Don’t really like Drew’s attitude and he makes us younger generations get a bad rep

[@ih458]

My money is on SAM... level headed & quiet confidence.

[@Charbffy247]

Being quiet doesn’t make you confident

[@bun-e9361]

@@Charbffy247 That's why they said quiet confidence, not quiet but confident. Just like how being loud with a lot of bravado isn't an indicator of confidence, it could be an indicator of great insecurity.

[@Loregasmo]

This one is too easy. Beard + muscles + no hair = high testosterone

[@topacybits3576]

so Andrew Tate

[@yaeli_i_guess]

yeah baldness is correlated to high testosterone, no? lol

[@Ali-rb3ir]

​@@yaeli_i_guesswell more so DHT, but i suppose that is just testosterone converted to DHT. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ceeIoc]

High testosterone grows hair lol

[@scottp7863]

Beard + no hair is related to DHT not total test (which is what they're testing) and you don't need high test to build muscle. You could have very high total t and not convert it to DHT

[@bagelwbutter9605]

Y’all do understand that testosterone is a hormone. Sure there’s ways to regulate your hormones but it’s almost all pure genetics. This video made me wanna throw basic bio books at these “alphas”.

[@emirhanbayraktar348]

The way u live has great affects on your hormones, that's not something deniable. It's crazy u think test is all genetics

[@johnmacrae8997]

It’s not at all pure genetics

[@bagelwbutter9605]

@@emirhanbayraktar348 reread my comment 😚. I said almost all. Again there’s ways to regulate your hormone output but genetically we all have a base output. It’s not like a muscle you can work on. It’s literally a part of your physiology that fluctuates alongside everything you do.

[@bagelwbutter9605]

@@johnmacrae8997 not what I said.

[@kimjongsupporter7539]

A man's test levels are significantly dependent on lifestyle. I think someone should throw a bio book at you.

[@jaydawggg4367]

3 big egos at the bottom, 3 humble chads at the top. How it should be.

[@crownedkinggaming1770]

Adam and Drew talked the talk until the very end

[@johnm.castillo3163]

Men are really different when they're in groups with other males vs expressing how they really feel. Would be interesting to see this as one of those sex ed videos you all USED to do!

[@jubilee]

Do we want Sex Ed back? 👀

[@johnm.castillo3163]

@@jubilee yes! way overdue

[@cathykio]

@@jubilee yessss

[@zayshairjourney5499]

The napoleon complex for the short guy was deafening lmao

[@Chanelnumber7394]

Lol he said the bigger the muscles the better making up for that hight

[@yaeli_i_guess]

you talking about adam's levels? because testosterone levels actually don't really matter, i'm a woman and find him super attractive

[@shrigga5089]

My T high

[@itsmj3103]

​@@yaeli_i_guessThey're all attractive guys... if they keep quiet.

[@kevinlin2803]

​@@freashpea7 ok

[@user-lp5xi2vm2c]

Why is Drew standing so close to Adam?

[@Myh582]

He downbad for Adam

[@EmanuelGene]

Guys like him don’t know much about personal space. Idk how Adam didn’t feel uncomfortable by it lol, he prolly doesn’t know much about it either

[@aspiknf]

Because they are bros.

[@gracenewman7419]

yup this video makes me want to be lesbian

[@doogus8728]

I think you’re being ignorant for that. A lot of men are probably insecure about their testosterone levels because testosterone does play a very significant role in male biology.

[@jinhub2175]

You like feminine men with no testosterone? Sure modern masculine western woman

[@user-ce9xe1qe8i]

I'm bi but I think I'm full lesbien now after watching it

[@dccrazy1075]

@@haventchangedmypfpsince2009 oh the sexuality is definitely a chose no one born gay or lesbian look it these two choosing and change like nothing

[@timus4993]

@@dccrazy1075 go argue with scientists and doctors who actually researched and investigated about this matter and gave this conclusion, you are no one NO ONE to speak of things you are not related to or have a dime of knowledge about...your knowledge from podcast/social media university will only make you even more brainless...

[@jakewatkins5202]

adam was unfathomably cringe. it was satisfying seeing he had the lowest testosterone levels

[@maria-212]

LMAO not jubilee liking this 😭

[@karlasyppli2059]

SO true

[@nicw3251]

I called it because of how much of a try hard he was. When you got it you don’t have to prove it

[@Klipz.Central1]

Tbf cutting tanks ur testosterone

[@evocee9950]

Notice how no one is mentioning that

[@Future-zx9ts]

Drew is going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person one of these days. 🤨😒

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

That one punk kid that's hasn't been swung at yet

[@Jose-tu2yo]

They didn’t need to include the “alpha male” aspect at all honestly, should’ve just been about testosterone

[@garroncollins3775]

I tried to keep it on that track but it kept derailing

[@rockyember]

not them calling themselves “alpha males” 💀

[@shrigga5089]

I’m an alpha and I’m 13 so my T probably around 700

[@rockyember]

@@shrigga5089 whatever floats your boat buddy

[@kcd7641]

ikr

[@arandomperson7811]

kid plays roblox lol

[@chrystianaw8256]

Fr. Like characters in a poorly written werewolf erotica. Pure cringe.

[@stardust6870]

Drew is the prime example of Gen Z ageism. This generation might be open-minded and liberal in many aspects, but there hasn't been a generational cohort so obsessed with age. Other guys were maybe 10 years (some even less) older, and he calls them ancient. Time passes fast; He'll be 30 before he blinks.

[@dantan1249]

Young people have always done that. They are ageist but it’s not specific

[@stardust6870]

@@dantan1249 Not really. Millennials didn't pay much attention to Gen X's and Boomers' age or call them out for simply being older. They saw people older than them as someone they should respect. I'm sure Gen X and Boomers were just as respectful because it's one thing to question older people and their values and another to offend them for aging (which is unique to Gen Z).

[@JordannGeorge]

@@stardust6870 "which is unique to Gen Z" as if gen x isn't discriminating against older people by not hiring them simply because of their age

[@stardust6870]

@@JordannGeorge So, if Gen Z discriminates against slightly older people now when they're in their teens and early 20s, can you imagine how they'll be once they reach managerial positions? What I mean by ''unique to Gen Z'' is that they started expressing ageism at a much, much younger age than other generations.

[@erictisdell131]

Wtf is ageist I feel like we coming up with new words everyday 😂

[@kb01999]

Y’all should have women rate which men they think have the most testosterone & see how different the qualifications might be

[@ZitroEduardo]

The same - 6ft, muscles, beard lol

[@tanuduggal8129]

Adam’s ego did get hurt 😂😂

[@jesswinter]

Bruh Sam is so attractive.

[@shrigga5089]

Cause he’s got high T

[@itsnatemate7697]

Look up the matching women’s bodies and comeback and tell me if you still think Sam is attractive

[@skyllarkuppinger6751]

He is gorgeous. And I’m VERY picky

[@davidoviedo5291]

@@shrigga5089500-600 are normal T levels.

[@ayewaduptrey]

Percy's barber needs jail time .

[@TheChens14]

The little guy flaunting, attempting to hold his top spot ending up being last 😂

[@Ashley-mc5bi]

The sponsorship felt like a breath of fresh air. Much needed break from the "alphas"...

[@datdailykid7512]

Just don't watch the video lmfao

[@Ashley-mc5bi]

@@datdailykid7512 it's like a train wreck. So traumatic yet you can't look away

[@ordinaryperson-my7qr]

​@@Ashley-mc5biwho watches train wrek tho lol...

[@Ashley-mc5bi]

@@ordinaryperson-my7qr It's a common metaphor, not to be taken literally.

[@ordinaryperson-my7qr]

@@Ashley-mc5bi you were comparing tho...who compares something with a metaphor, if the metaphor itself won't work as a realistic scenario??? Or am I overthinking smthg super common

[@kcarter142]

At the very beginning I prepared myself for Adam to be at the bottom. I just KNEW the loudest and most boastful person was going to be the lowest. And low and behold, I wasn't shocked one bit lol

[@abdalmoazessa8623]

His T level is low because he's on a calorie deficit that's it. He wouldn't be the lowest if he wasn't aggressively cutting.

[@nicw3251]

@@abdalmoazessa8623oh please the little guy isn’t manly

[@maddie9789]

@@abdalmoazessa8623dude is like 5’3 don’t kid yourself lmaooo

[@abdalmoazessa8623]

@@maddie9789 Height has no correlation to testosterone levels. I doubt he would be able to put on that much size with a low amount of testosterone. When you cut your body goes into starvation mode and lowers your testosterone. His testosterone will likely bounce back post-competition.

[@maddie9789]

@@abdalmoazessa8623 actually, it does. testosterone levels stimulate an increased release of growth hormones during puberty. less testosterone leads to a decrease in the release of growth hormones, hence shorter height

[@blueVlover]

them all saying no to the ego question right away was laughable

[@natashafigueroa9198]

I am over here imaging if we ranked women by estrogen, and am wondering how that would go. Who cries the most? Who has the biggest mood swings? Who has the heaviest flow?

[@legendofsociety796]

Lmaooo i am eagerly disinterested in hearing the answer to any of these questions …respectfully 😅

[@Casandra.Macias-Flores]

Mood swings correlated to estrogen? try again.

[@kabelodrew]

who has the most prominent figure,butt, longest hair, softer skin, nurturing inclination etc. it is quite telling what you really think of women

[@jhsemoxitha3821]

Estrogen cause them ?

[@chroma._.5986]

the funny part of this comment is that most of those are caused by testosterone, not estrogen 😂😂

[@viv_677]

did that one guy say andrew tate was his mentor 💀

[@heavenkaaya1468]

When was thus

[@algenomen]

Sam is the true mvp. A alpha is grounded and not noisy / trying to stand out vocally

[@karan_karan_karan]

they were all so trigggered by drew LMAOOO

[@flipperboy2754]

@@karan_karan_karanrightfully so. He was the most unbearable one lmao

[@itsnatemate7697]

he stood out in that matching women’s bodies video 🙄

[@GreatestYouTuberOfAllTime]

Sam was the most annoying. Only humble ones were garron and Michael .

[@enchantedflamingo7101]

In another video though he was so obnoxious and made all the women uncomfortable… so idek 😭 I think all these dudes were cringey

[@allen604]

Seems like lower testosterone = higher insecurity.

[@OPJuiceBox]

Seems about right

[@jordanleighwheatley]

The alpha thing is kind of when people say "I'm so nice". Nice people don't have to tell you that they're nice. Dudes who say they're an "alpha" aren't

[@spilledsalt4862]

Body builders are always overcompensating for something.

[@Ahornaiya]

Sam was the least annoying

[@DarkDaneAJ-Jamaa]

Percy’s hair is so bad. I was appalled when he said he had better hair than Sam.

[@theprinceoffreshair1164]

I appreciate it 😂 plus it was Hot on ser so it got Frizzed up

[@itsnatemate7697]

@@theprinceoffreshair1164Not you showin up in the comments 😭😭

[@theprinceoffreshair1164]

@itsnatemate7697 hey I show love regardless. This is my 5th episode so I'm always around 😂

[@itsnatemate7697]

Drew was cringey af but Michael really got the audacity to criticize him when mf mentioned Andrew Tate 😭💀

[@concernedcitizen5988]

Assignment: testosterone what they did: traditional male gender roles

[@Fluff_Noodles]

14:17 *_"I'm just a normal guy"_* Sam's little chuckle after saying that had me giggling and twirling my hair and kicking my feet fr fr 💕💕

[@HowToEatChihuahua]

He should be the definition of “alfa" not someone trying to make others feel worse like Andrew Tate

[@nanithefook399]

Liked when Micheal humbled drew😂😂

[@babyyodachelsea7034]

Michael being patient with the teen is precious 😂😂😂

[@Natalie-zi5eu]

drew was sweating to stay at the top

[@dianabialaskahansen2972]

Thought Sam was the one. He seemed to just ooze real self-confidence, not the loud bravado of most others.

[@oomph]

I think that teen boy is a little 💅

[@EmanuelGene]

Why you say that

[@NPDStudio]

Adam was the real Alpha. Not because of his muscles but because he kept bringing others up. Seemed like a decent dude ✌️ Sam also confident enough to let the others work it out themselves 😂

[@adr77510]

He seemed super insecure the whole time and a bit difficult to listen to

[@kcarter142]

His whole schtick was based on his looks. I knew his was going to be low just basing it off his baby face and short height lol

[@nelissantuma8551]

Adam was anmoying af

[@nancywinner]

when Sam talks things dont work out you should see Sam in their "Can You Match Women's Faces to their Bodies"...he takes 'im just a normal guy' wayyyy too far. so far nobody in the comments AND the women in the video did NOT like him 😭

[@DonutWorryFriend]

Went to school with Adam. He’s always been a douche.

[@doctorstephenstrange5689]

Wait y’all dont like drew ?😅i thought he was funny! i didn’t think he was being serious he sounded a lil sarcastic to me 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@lucmo13]

he was really just not taking them serious at all i guess the alphas are annoyed by that 😅

[@theboz1137]

Drew is the kinda person nobody likes

[@princesurein7275]

Hes just a kid guys give him a break.

[@mohannedabdulaziz1862]

@@princesurein7275 Nah. he is 19, he should know better.

[@BuzzCampbell1]

He’s acting that way intentionally. Trying to get a reaction out of them and you. Looks like it worked.

[@theboz1137]

@@BuzzCampbell1 lol didn’t know you and drew were best buds like that

[@R-Moneyy]

@@princesurein7275At 19 he’s not a kid he’s a young adult and by that age you should know how act

[@colbypyles3831]

What's nice is besides Adam's current testosterone because of his show, they all actually have healthy testosterone levels, kudos to them

[@maria-212]

Sam literally looks like a Disney prince

[@rachelc9908]

Notice how the three most quiet men ended up at top

[@ur.fav.blonde.hailey]

can we talk about how genuine sam is?

[@BollywoodMediaOnline]

yes

[@itsnatemate7697]

He was really “genuine” in the matching women’s bodies video 🙄

[@GreatestYouTuberOfAllTime]

That mf was annoying. Trying to look all humble but was the most egoistic.

[@ur.fav.blonde.hailey]

@@itsnatemate7697 ohhh sheesh haven’t watched that one yet

[@sandygarcia3567]

@@itsnatemate7697 he actually was lol

[@oomph]

I knew the body builder would be low. He is way too cocky

[@asian6oy]

The straights really do be out-gaying each other 😂

[@balzenhazelnut]

I went to college with Percy (blue shirt crazy hair). Such a wonderful dude!!

[@theprinceoffreshair1164]

Appreciate it! Let's go Bonnie's 👊 -Percy

[@buibot6609]

Cody Ko is gonna have a field day with this one

[@emoticonfeliz2129]

Sam and Garron were amazing hahah they exuded confidence

[@garroncollins3775]

I appreciate you haha. Thank you

[@gilgamesh9107]

Is this really you? @@garroncollins3775

[@Aleskt]

Crazy how hard Adam tried to put himself first throughout the entire video, I could tell 2 seconds in he'd go dead last, loved the excuses when he got his ranking lmao

[@normstorm.]

Not them immediately getting undressed

[@HouseMDaddict]

Bros gotta get undressed to prove their manliness

[@mebkennedy3535]

0:45 well….!

[@namantherockstar]

Jubilee inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@a.l.s.2297]

😭

[@kyorstril5080]

NAH FR😭

[@fresh.prince7472]

Average

[@hemingway5613]

Whiplash really said it w/ a straight face lol 😂

[@christianbh07]

Drew was anoying asf

[@ayewaduptrey]

Drew is the version of Nut that gets no ho3s

[@jake9705]

"No-Nut"

[@Daniel-hp3tk]

Lots of misconceptions about Testosterone here, firstly it's important to test free-Testosterone since that's the hormone which will actually be used by your body.

[@tekqist28]

These bros are exactly the people Barbie is talking about. This is Ken, his accessory is gym and Jordan peterson.

[@redpalex]

😂😂😂

[@_nuclearnoodle_5757]

calling yourself an "alpha" is the easiest way to scare away the hoes

[@frankdmon1162]

Why should you care about this as an adult?

[@_nuclearnoodle_5757]

@@frankdmon1162 idk I'm not the insecure one

[@frankdmon1162]

@@_nuclearnoodle_5757 If titles that are meant to denote confidence are seen as a sign of insecurity just because you don't like how it sounds then I'd love to hear your thoughts about people calling themselves "King", "Queen" or any other title

[@_nuclearnoodle_5757]

@@frankdmon1162 😂

[@robjohnsonyay]

@@frankdmon1162king and queen are titles that are tied into sarcasm to some extent. alpha just has an entirely different connotation

[@Sailor_Jae1]

“Swimming in the T” is a phrase I never thought I’d hear and never want to hear again

[@jubilee]

😭😭

[@talkingtochapri]

So basically, being an alpha means 1) Act Entitled 2) Talking about stocks 3) Acting black 🧐

[@stephi6792]

How does one “act black” Indian?

[@talkingtochapri]

@@stephi6792 by copying their accent d

[@reubenruth1170]

@@talkingtochaprinot really I think it also depends on where you grow so it’s feels normal to them but they’re not really aware until it’s pointed out to them to

[@aspiknf]

@@talkingtochapri Nobody is 'acting black', everyone is just being themselves.

[@possum3238]

People comparing looks to test levels is always funny to me. Im 30, got a thick beard, pretty muscular, high sex drive, my estrogen is 234 and my test is 256. Sometimes it just be that way. It’s also important to understand your hormone levels can fluctuate greatly due to diet and life style. Also many other hormones affect development.

[@dathunderman4]

DHT is whats actually responsible for facial hair, people incorrectly think it’s testosterone tho

[@oop4841]

Adam's insecurity was palpable

[@malongass9009]

Drew be getting on my nerves bruh

[@marysiobhan273]

I felt like Drew was trying to sound like Nut

[@BuzzCampbell1]

You’d be correct Mary….🎉

[@AymeeRanesHotMess]

i knew the ranking based off their voices and how much they were chatting themselves up lmao

[@doogus8728]

Deeper voices = higher testosterone

[@dr.kk.13]

If you have to call yourself alpha, you are definitely not one. It is possible to observe alpha person based on how powerful and based they speak, dare to challenge the powerful people, their actions that encourages others etc.

[@Superbatmanbro]

It’s something you earn like respect and have to take on peoples pain and knowing wisdom.