ranking SCHOOL confessions...y'all need JAIL TIME

[@zeelvr]

2:26 to whoever confessed that my bad that might've been my brother🙏🏽

[@zeelvr]

Yeah he did that to someone in 8th grade and got suspended 💀💀

[@gojoswife4218]

I- 😭

[@debsmikle]

WAITTTT😭😭😭

[@darri..]

@@debsmikle i thought i did that for a second😭😭

[@mouseminnie6177]

​@@zeelvrNAH...

[@scarletseidl9192]

“sometimes delulu isn’t always the solulu” -grandma debussy. now that was from the heart✝️

[@badlilthang2]

from the soul even 🙏🙏amen

[@khalilahd.]

I need this on a shirt 😅

[@M3lissaCottage]

​@@khalilahd.If deb does another merch drop we need this

[@yellowsnoww.]

amen🙏

[@xhdgvdfh]

💀💀

[@juliette3218]

confession 10 is LITERALLY traumatizing. i tell you my jaw dropped to the floor when i heard that it was in school

[@Idk-fy8pk]

Fr 😭

[@YuggYyygg-nz8jf]

Her jaw dropped too 💀

[@jamesgeez8498]

NO BC I LITERALLY ACTUALLY SCREAMED

[@Ji-Su]

Naurrr I was just minding my business eating and then sis dropped THAT line on us with no warning 😭(AND SHE ENJOYED IT??? Nah girl you know DAMN WELL)

[@shark_bee]

FR imagine going to school just to drink someone pee NAAH 💀😭

[@Avilanchii]

A small confession since I have 0 shame. So this happened around late June, we had end of semester exams right, and so I was peacefully doing my exam and after I was done, I had this book that I used to hold in my papers in, and I doodled and wrote some stuff in it. But as I was just doodling, this guy (We'll call him Jimmy neutron because his hair was slicked UPWARDS with grease.) This guy was just supervising the exam room and he came up to me, SNATCHED my book and flipped through the pages to see if I was cheating or not. But he stumbled upon this specific page where I wrote the most toe expanding, alarming, eye popping and discombobulating things about someone I had liked. He stared at the page for about one whole MINUTE. before silently going back to his seat.

[@puppydogs68]

Poor Jimmy Neutron had to witness that 😭 bro doesn’t get paid enough 😂

[@m9216]

💀🫵🏾😂

[@charlotte1.11]

NOO HAHAHA

[@Art3misx79]

I'm sorry but JIMMY NUETRON LMAO 😭😭😭

[@kju.drlsss]

off topic but Jimmy Neutron is pretty fine 👅

[@LaraSalcedoSuriani]

21:08 I SHIP IT?!?! LIKE WHATTT LMAOOOO like gurl was like “i like u” he went “come with me” and she did it??? like a few min after??? in the school BATHROOM?? like what in the wattpad?!?!😭😭

[@lov3l3ssvampir3]

The "bully" story was such an emotional rollercoaster, I even feel nauseous after it 😍

[@macncheese4022]

LITERALLY

[@aedinra.e]

SAME

[@Kuromi_editor]

Witch one

[@wasuptghowarfd]

@@Kuromi_editor confession 10

[@Kuromi_editor]

@@wasuptghowarfd ty

[@theglowingj7300]

"WARM BITTER URINE SWISHING ACROSS HER TASTEBUDS" WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO DESCRIPTIVE GRANDMA DEB KILLING ME OVER HERE WITH THIS 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@mcreynoldsmedia]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING 😭😭😭

[@wqnd3rl6st]

NAHH ACTUALLY 😭😭

[@CaramelMocha-0]

SERIOUSLY! FR THO!

[@urtypicalasterxx]

DYING RN

[@EX3STINCE]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@Toia.M]

as someone who went to a french school with french teachers… yeah, that checks out. We had one history teacher who would THROW OUR PENCIL CASES AT US without warning to make us feel like we were in the trenches during our WW1 lessons 😭

[@bism4]

HELPP

[@h2aa112]

mine quite literally threw markers at us and picked some of us up and refused to put them down 😭😭

[@t0masicaaa_]

my croatian teacher throws her keys at us, best teacher ever 😍. Mind you she also broke a kids phone when her mum called her in class to tell her something bad happened, girl was crying 😭

[@demiwilliams4126]

Oh wow 😯

[@Lannalynn]

mine had us stand up and she wld name things and we'd sit down if we qualified for those things to c who wld not get killed during WW2... like brown hair, green eyes etc. in the end, there was only like 2 kids standing but she wasn't sure on if this 1 kids hair qualified as blond so she had us debate it (we did not reach a conclusion and she said they probably wld have died then)😅

[@EdibleTrain]

I live in Ireland & in my primary school a NINE YEAR OLD brought a knife to school, FOUR TIMES!! He couldn't get expelled because my school couldn't find another school for him to go to. Also the amount of times kids brought cigarettes to school was crazy & one kid apparently brought in a joint. This school is considered one of the better ones by the way.

[@sh33p-h00v3s_wcue]

At that point, make the school board send them to an online school if you could. I know mines was better than all my othet schools I went to 😭

[@Clara_5218]

HELP THATS CRAZY also I also live in Ireland hehe

[@nayonikanair]

can we appreciate grandma deb for being so GORGEOUS??? like its not fair girl

[@arminaluv1279]

I know!!!

[@CarinaBrightman]

yes! fr

[@a.7.n.18]

RIGHTTT WHAT

[@vilkiee]

FR SHE'S GLOWINGG

[@DingleMcHoppernoodle]

fr, save some for me 😭

[@LiveLaughLocklyle]

Grandma Deb, NEVER stop doing your pre-confession drawings. They add so much character to your vids and I love the little hints they drop. Ok ily bye 😘

[@thatonedrainedplatter5421]

I think so too, I really like those doodles.

[@mashaleigh9184]

Agreed.

[@ALLURISTIC]

I WAS SHOOK WHEN SHE SAID NO ONE KNEW WHAT I MEANT BC AFTER THE VERY FIRST VID I KNEWWWW THAT IT WAS TO GIVE A LIL HINT

[@TheCottonCandy707]

Yess I always knew it had to do with the confession. I can't believe people didn't notice that

[@-bluelamp_2myleft-]

Same the toe drawing was ON. POINT. 😏😏😏

[@alexao208]

There’s a kid in one of my classes that had the last name “bussy” and it took thoughts, prayers, and force of nature to keep me from busting out laughing in the teacher face every time he took roll call. It makes me think of you Grammy deb!!1! 🤞🥰

[@LyviaIsSoSwaggy]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY ASF

[@Child_Of_Nature]

DANGGGG idk if the last name is a flex or a freeway to getting bullied

[@ObeyLucifer]

SOBBING

[@calebhamlett]

“is *BUSSY* here?”

[@nickistheblueprint]

I WOULD ROCK MY PARENTS IF THAT WAS MY NAME 😭😭😭😭 BUSSY?!?

[@FunkyMonkeyVision]

10:10 ofc,gaslight,girlkeep,gateboss☺️

[@yuhyuh2963]

can we all agree debz is super relatable 😭my comfort youtuber

[@iluvmusic911]

YESS I LOVE HER

[@khalilahd.]

Fr ❤

[@worldblazin4209]

Hmm Deb's relatable to the female community. I kinda like Deb because she's young and reminds me of my twin sister. But that might be a form of relatable. Deb Smikle is cool in a Saweetie (solo Tap In music video) kinda way. Because Saweetie reminds me of some high school female basketball jocks, and they "had their mind right" during disciplined moments but were funny and socialable at the same time. 😂😂🥰

[@scaredindigo]

@@worldblazin4209you what

[@Zedd...]

​@worldblazin4209 I'm a woman and none of Deb's content is relatable to me or my experiences, so she isn't relatable to the whole female community, maybe a western or US/Canadian one. But it's okay, she is still fun and entertaining to watch. ❤

[@ariahazelwood3842]

I KNOW Deb was so proud of herself for that ad placement, she was about to pop with her own cleverness 😂 love this queen

[@1EmuFan]

Ik this is basically what everyone does, but theres 1.1k l8kes and it doesnt feel right to not have a reply I agree btw lol

[@followthestarss]

FRRRR

[@debsmikle]

when do y'all start school...😳

[@kaitlin.arrington]

I’ve already started 😭

[@cadablue2531]

I already started school debs 😭😭😭

[@camilitiux]

8/1 😭😭😭😭

[@no-ke7eo]

I’ve already started

[@aidengaona]

already started pookie 😗👍

[@epice5452]

Imagine that you just shared your deepest trauma with the internet and Deb used it as a transition to today’s sponsor 💀 Edit: Imma be that person, but thank you for all the likes! It's cool to win something for once :0

[@demiwilliams4126]

I wouldn’t know whether to cry or laugh 😭

[@bunny19-xk5mj]

I think that was your confession 😩😳

[@bakedpotatogirl45]

BYEE

[@berylvaz4879]

😂

[@lavenskii]

LMFAOOOO

[@pxsbie7006]

i love how she made her drawings more obvious 😭😭 don’t worry deb people can just be oblivious and not understand the drawings but i always have☺💞

[@moshroomba]

no fr, it's always been related to the next story and I didn't think people didn't know that bc it was obvious 😭

[@flonny1340]

IM JUST SLOW PROMISE 🙏

[@Kathryn012]

Speaking of English teachers, my 59 year old English teacher was obsessed with a boy in my grade( keep in mind we were 12 at the time), it was fine at first she would just constantly comment on how amazing he is , he was kinda the teachers pet, but one day she literally said, “I don’t know why no one is dating him, if I was y’all’s age I would totally date him”. I don’t know if I’m reading into it too much, but she just seems weirdly obsessed.

[@waitingforlily]

THATS WEIRD- 😭

[@sunnygirl7669]

LMAO WHAT

[@bootychomper-ej9qt]

“weirdly obsessed” SHES A PEDO.

[@kusuosaiki8966]

Yhhh- no, thats really weird 🤢

[@ImGonnaBeAStarr11]

“I don’t know if I’m reading into this too much😞” NO SHE LITERALLY SAID SHED DATE HIM LIKE WAS THIS TEACHER COLLEN BALLINGER😭

[@poisxnivi]

I remember when I was in 2nd grade, I was in line with my class and we were walking to the cafeteria, one of my classmates (who was behind me) kept asking me who my crush was, and she did NOT stop asking me until I gave her an answer. I gave her a name (we'll call him I) and she left me alone. Tell me why when I sit down at the table he says "D told me you have a crush on me". I started SOBBING. Worst part is that I didn't even like him, I just told D that I did so she would leave me alone 💀

[@helony4314]

that is fucked up

[@AfifaKhan-fv5pq]

Lol 😂

[@sh33p-h00v3s_wcue]

Fucked up, D needs to stop being a leech it seems :)

[@orxnge-juice]

As an Irish person I will gladly put my confession forward so you can show off your accent to the world 🫡 Love u grandma ❤️❤️❤️

[@Vibeswith_A]

I’m Irish!

[@orxnge-juice]

Omg hiii!

[@Personnnnnn611]

I’m Irish too lol

[@orxnge-juice]

Yes yall this is becoming an army >:D

[@bharatcarballo5144]

@@orxnge-juice i'm not irish but i wanna join the army, let's gaurrr

[@Hanjisungstan-713]

Confession 10 just straight annihilated me. Like girl, the fact that she said hit me up fr messed me up.

[@Diomand_934]

😊

[@Hiroshiizz]

Yes

[@areyoulostbabystay5590]

hey stay

[@Southiess]

STAYY

[@Chuya_Simp]

ITS A STAY

[@giaiscool2806]

10:09Omllll the gaslight, gatekeep, girl boss, you sawwww itttt❤

[@cheymaa2010]

Some of the confessions are seriously TRAUMATIC and deb was being so calm about them. I love her vids and she is GORGEOUS! 💕

[@ojaymami]

she has acquired too much experience 😭

[@Lara-vo6rp]

lets all give a warm round of applause for grammy deb for willing to sacrifice her time and energy to tolerate this bs for the sake of our own entertainment.

[@nazirahkauthar]

I think we all agree that Deb is too pretty to be ambushed by these confessions cause number 10🤦🏾‍♀🤦🏾‍♀😭

[@PottahThing13]

11:40 That start "I'm in england, in year 8 or 9. And I was in French class" really scared me 😅 because my French teacher Mrs W, threw a gluestick at my head 😂 and I actually thought someone had put this through 😂😂😂

[@calliopecreates]

Let’s all thank grandma for traumatizing herself for our sins 🥰🥰🥰

[@khalilahd.]

She’s a team player ❤

[@elo_belo]

real

[@A2Kay]

Reall

[@hi-te7gr]

Thank you grandma

[@peppermint_hubba]

Ikr

[@INNEX_EXINN_hehe]

Because there’s isn’t no chapters, here are the timestamps cuz I like to skip to my faves: 1:40 first confession 2:20 second confession 4:58 third confession 6:37 fourth confession 9:49 fifth confession 11:38 sixth confession 13:46 seventh confession 14:45 eighth confession 16:21 ninth confession 18:08 tenth confession 21:10 eleventh confession

[@nev2x]

thank you babes ‼️‼️‼️

[@jsems]

THANK U

[@wintersui]

thanks

[@cadablue2531]

25:34 I NEED MORE CONTENT OF CALEB 🤭🤭🤭

[@namelessguitarist72]

the most real thing ever

[@debsmikle]

MAGIC (S)MIKE PERFORMANCE NEXT VID?

[@cadablue2531]

@@debsmikle YES OMG

[@coagulatedsalts4711]

@@debsmikledo this queen!

[@namelessguitarist72]

@@debsmikle YES PLEEEAASE, SING "I BE POPPIN' BOTTLES-"

[@lordwoomy674]

9:44 I did this to someone, exact words and everything. I still feel bad about it, but he was kinda mean (I was told by one of his friends that he was teasing me because he liked me, but only after I told him "Oh, okay.")

[@CjAlly]

18:20 saying hopefully he doesn’t watch this cause he gonna know it’s me, but then name dropping and saying hit me up lol

[@studyonly9994]

What does hit me up? Mean

[@someonewho]

@@studyonly9994it means to talk to/message someone

[@pallascatlover]

​@@studyonly9994 it's an expression to say "call me", meaning "let's talk again"

[@studyonly9994]

@@pallascatlover oh okay! Tnx u

[@emma.harrington]

THAT WAS YOU LOL

[@bunnnyxvxii]

As someone who is going back to school tomorrow I am glad that grandma deb is sending her good vibes 💆🏻‍♀️

[@biggreymisseslittlegrey]

girl same but im still in extreme denial 🙏

[@humongouschimpanzee]

Bro i went back to school like 3 weeks ago 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Zee0814]

Same

[@Feelingabitgoofy]

​@@humongouschimpanzeesame

[@wandapinkney-yb8vi]

fr me rn

[@e.ch5tsk_491]

actually, as crazy as it is, in my high school we once were not allowed to go to the bathroom at ALL. and when we asked what should we do when we are on our period, our teachers AND the school administration said we had to provide a note from the doctor 💀💀 idk what’s up with these teachers lol

[@anaya6029]

that’s so insane especially knowing their had to be women teachers who could’ve advocated😭😭. like that has to be illegal omgg.

[@e.ch5tsk_491]

@@anaya6029 they WERE women, yeah…i just couldn’t believe them saying this it’s so crazy

[@dianagalstyan6389]

Bro imagine needing to go to the doctor to get a note for something you alr know abt…also i bet the women teachers didnt get angry abt that bc THEY got bathroom breaks..in my school the teachers think we can use the restroom within passing period WHICH IS 5 MINUTES i get so pissed when teachers say “you should’ve gone during passing period” like be for real the other day I heard a teacher next door as my teacher if she can watch his class so he can use the restroom and he says “i didnt have enough time during passing period” and my teacher goes “yeah” LIKE BITCH DIDNT U JUST TELL ME I CANT GO?!? HOW DO U THINK I CAN GO IN 5 MINS IF HE CANT?!!? Plus periods.

[@e.ch5tsk_491]

@@dianagalstyan6389 oh our teachers also told us we should use the bathroom during break times but we told them we can’t control when we need to use the bathroom and they told us we should learn how to or hold it in 💀💀💀 they really didn’t care abt students biological needs and weren’t even trying to hide it

[@dianagalstyan6389]

@@e.ch5tsk_491 HELP IM DEAD RN holding in ur pee can have serious effects on ur bladder they taught that to us a couple years back yet still continue to not let us go..?

[@nicolejones3686]

Well I learned something today 😶 Don't watch confessional videos while eating because some of these confessions can get really unhinged and could get you get something like the "bully" story 🤢

[@Collassal_Goat]

“Gaslight girl keep, gateboss” Got me dying😭

[@Sarah.grwm_hauls]

I was waiting for someone to comment this 😂

[@guadalupea514]

Same 😂: 10:08

[@alopha108]

girl- my school started like two weeks ago and it's already having some issues with the students omg. just recently, we found out that gr 11 students were literally hooking up and "making miracles" inside the bathroom stalls- THERE WERE PICTURES AND VIDEOS AND IT'S LITERALLY SPREADING AROUND THE SCHOOL LIKE WILDFIRE HELP

[@nazirahkauthar]

danggg thats tuff🤕

[@lyingtomycore-1845]

OH NO LMAO😭😭😭

[@Rubyymay.w]

GIRL STAY SAFE😭 but gosh, the audacity to perform that in school.

[@quinntessental_]

OH GIRL BYE 😭😭

[@Lovely-bh3ln]

No girl please 😭

[@rosesforrebekah]

18:08 CONFESSION TEN HAD ME LITERALLY CRYING 😭✋✋✋

[@KiraJ-ru7ll]

I am going to need therapy for this.

[@olivescove]

Same i was literally hyperventilating😭

[@Bad_at_L1FEE]

That must’ve been so embarrassing

[@pikasis.not.iris_1231]

@@KiraJ-ru7ll Same 💀

[@rachel88038]

@@Bad_at_L1FEEFr 😭🙏

[@SheereenIqbal-kx9ov]

Girl when she mentioned pretty little liars I instantly screamed knowing one of my fave you tubers had watched a show I'm binging for the 50th time and still going and also obsessing. But these confessions were crazy.

[@Shorna_B]

Being from the UK myself, I can confirm that there are teachers, like that French teacher, who exist in our schools 🤣

[@whoislaceyy]

im convinced all languages teachers are INSANE

[@mollyabowden]

​@@whoislaceyythey really are, of the 7+ language teachers I've had there was only one who wasn't at LEAST a little bit mental

[@Alici_Evans]

@@whoislaceyy My language teacher was great but his life was insane 😭 he had an article in our school newspaper about how he almost died in his home country and stuff

[@Made_on_marzzz]

And y’all say American schools are crazy 😭😭😭

[@whoislaceyy]

@@mollyabowden literally, one of my teachers carries around a flask that says ‘tears of my students’😭??

[@Fatpigz]

20:20 WAS WILD ASF LIKE, WHAT WHY ARE YOU DRINKING IT AHHH OMG IM THROWING UP😭-

[@ShirleySmith-u8v]

Cam: and I saw a person recording me in the bathroo- Granny Deb: AND that is why I want to take the time to talk about today’s sponsor Betterhelp-

[@HIM-uw6sj]

😂

[@Melody_melonn]

I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP 😂😭

[@Takeawayjustin]

Bully the one that recorded you silly

[@MsYolmoshorts]

Fr the timing was puurfectó

[@fenuit]

2:59 bro this reminds me of this one time when I was in kindergarten and it was my first day and my kindergarten was mixed with a sixth grade through eighth so it was kindergarten through eighth grade and while I was pooping, I started hearing rattling of the door and it turned out to be a bunch of six and seventh graders and looked up and they started throwing a bunch of toilet paper balls on me, and they were trying to come into the stall and I remember them pulling out their phones and recording me with flash

[@IsaGarglesFanta]

IM LITERALLY CRYING BROO😭😭😭😭😰

[@melissa.59]

20:57 THE WAY I CHOCKED ON MY WATER BCS OF THAT DESCRIPTION WHAT

[@Ixtab_2024]

YOU CHOCKED ON WATER!?!?! I CHOCKED ON MY EXISTENCE 💀💀😭😭😭….!

[@sharky.beache]

@@Ixtab_2024YOU CHOKED ON UR EXISTENTS? I CHOKED ON MY TABLE 🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😭😭

[@hafiza5799]

@@sharky.beacheYOU CHOCKED ON A TABLE?!?!?! I CHOCKED ON A MICROWAVE 🎀🎀

[@hadassa10121]

⁠@@hafiza5799YOU CHOCKED ON A MICROWAVE?!?!?!!!!!!!?????? I CHOCKED ON MY WHOLE TABLET💀💀😭😭🎀🎀

[@sharky.beache]

@@hadassa10121GIRL THATS WHAT I SAID-

[@lizziedavid7545]

we had this one maths teacher that accused a girl of 'subconsiously distracting everyone else in the class because of her south american heritage' and another time when she told a girl she didn't deserve an education bc she was talking when we were doing worksheets. Apparently there was a teacher at the school who also used to throw bibles at kids heads, and then she had to flee to a different country because she was facing assault charges💀💀

[@sweer1487]

THROWING BIBLES?????

[@WEBWlNGS]

IM SORRY???

[@brownfamily1892]

HELPPP I'VE BEEN LAUGHING SO HARD I THINK I'M GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL AGAIN 😭😭😭

[@AlicornHana]

Damn that math teacher is racist, but glad that other teacher go bye bye because they were using physical assault, hol up, WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DO THE SAME THING AGAIN BUT IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY?

[@imthebossmermaid3648]

Well that escalated quickly! 😮‍💨

[@grwm37]

20:05 she went through 5 stages of grief 😭

[@szweetsztuff]

same

[@sage_tyson]

not the pee💀

[@j4vaunte]

Me too

[@outer_banks_lover_625]

Frr 😭

[@Lunawa10]

same

[@x.the-anti-hero.x]

16:28 imagine just sitting in the reception or smth, waiting for your parents to arrive and you then you see your parents and teacher having a convo and you know what’s about to happen… Parents: “What did he/ she do???” Teachers: “well…” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@maylen9299]

22:04 Y'all are legit out here living in a wattpad novel, art truly does follow life.

[@atethatup-m4z]

Can we appreciate how adorable Deb's drawing are tho :)

[@ilovehomosuck5675]

I like them ngl

[@Trini-town222]

Fr I love them so much 😭

[@alltoo.willow.13]

YESSSS

[@hirrahafzal]

yeah the first one was so cute…

[@nawieee9603]

Omg the pee drinking confession and deb shipping them had me dead like , GURL BYE!

[@nawieee9603]

Gurl I will always fold for you and my teachers lol 😝

[@Gwen-t2t]

🫣

[@D34TH4_ME]

THAT WAS LITERALLY THE 2nd WORST THING IVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE! 😭😭😭😭💀

[@niwdE25]

​@@D34TH4_MEWHATS THE FIRST?

[@D34TH4_ME]

@@niwdE25 erm

[@jsoienvm]

2:26 same thing happened at my school (I wasn't taking the dookie) but my brother and his group of friends took the picture

[@avitalkeeley22]

Deb wants someone to say "come with me" because it's the OPPOSITE of how guys run away from her when she says she has a crush

[@bootychomper-ej9qt]

HEELLPP U DID NOT DO HER LIKE THAAT 😭😭😭

[@Tia_11115]

Tbh it’s kinda the same for me😭

[@happy.little.avocado9806]

Deb's drawings are getting better with every confessions video. 😍

[@blisshwa]

no cuz y r they literally good 😭😭

[@Kai-jz7mg]

21:05 STOP I AM ACTUALLY NASOUS-

[@55yayy]

NO SAME.

[@Moonshinegirlie]

Back in 9th grade there was this couple in my school and they qould always hook up in the bathroom stalls and everyone knew that because lets just say they were very loud and one day someone stole their clothes from under the cabin door and they had to get out because the toilets get locked during the lessons so they had to just run around the school naked to their locker and the girl dropped out and the boy moved to another state. I think they broke up that same day

[@imhavingfunn]

I'M CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@literally-nobody]

I love that's she's making longer videos because 15 minutes of her just isn't enough

[@liadr1920]

I'M STILL STUNNED BY THE FACT THAT SHE SWALLOWED HIS PEE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED 😭😭😭😭

[@lucs_7]

I literally turned off my phone after that 💀

[@Fifi4ever]

Ewwwwwww….. I’m dying I’m way too……..minor -ish like how do people just willingly suck someone in school right after you confessed.In the future as a girl I’m going to make them do it first before I do anything and like why did he do that😭💀I’m so disgusted 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮like whyyyyyy

[@ItsJustAshe]

Deb saying “I’d take a week off” a few times honestly makes me feel better because I’m having a tough time in school rn and stuff happened with this one guy but it’s mostly the fact that I quit doing something I loved (he was like the last trigger for that) and I don’t wanna go back and I keep skipping and my mom keeps being mad at me for repeatedly asking her to let me leave so just knowing I’m not feeling alone in wanting to avoid my problems is so nice

[@aurilliaadams6013]

I always went to school no matter how bad it sucked. Some days I really hated it but then again I know others that have had way worse than me. Sorry for rambling but I hope school has gotten better or that you are in a better school!

[@averypahl6101]

love the way you talked abt yoru sibling taking your stuff for 2:04 minutes....are you okay!?🥹

[@catluvr_73]

The way people are so willing to share stories about their digestive system will always baffle me 😭😭

[@Messxnger-td4rm]

"This is useless without the tip" Me: 👀 Debussy: 👁👄👁

[@petra_eq]

STOP IDK WHY I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS

[@vivianarickert8230]

one thing I don't mind sharing with the world publicly was in 8th grade during virtual learning, for a language arts writing assignment where I had to write a creative story, I took a fanfiction I liked at the time, changed the names and pronouns of the characters, and turned it in LMAOOOO

[@halcyon63]

oh my god did they catch you?? what did your teacher say???

[@vivianarickert8230]

@@halcyon63 I never told her and I was never caught lol

[@flonny1340]

Omg what did you get as a grade???

[@seanmahoney439]

When I was in 8th grade and a closeted gay guy at the time, a girl asked me out on a date and I panicked and said “I would love to go out with you, but I’d really rather just stay home and do nothing.” And I walked away 💀

[@Rizzalert69]

YOU WERE SO REAL FOR THAT!!!!

[@CVT13PIE]

That’s from a show

[@seanmahoney439]

@@CVT13PIE coincidence lol

[@seanmahoney439]

@@Rizzalert69 i cringe at it now though…

[@go_kitty_go_kitty_go]

One of my teachers in like 2nd-3rd grade made up an imaginary friend named Boris and told everyone that he was always sitting in the corner but invisible. When we would disturb class he would pretend to beat the frickity frack out of Boris We were all reeaalll quiet those years

[@charlie8829]

I wish I had ur teacher

[@szweetsztuff]

#10 is a prime example of why i am asexual

[@RandumChann3l]

Same 💀

[@Airi--Momoi2749]

REAL

[@break_the_galaxy]

SO TRUE

[@-Aamon-]

RS

[@Taylorswift4eva99]

Asexual??

[@seddrraaaaaa]

CONFESSION NUMBER 10 HAD ME AUDIBLY GASPING

[@holly9762]

A school confession of mine is from when I was in 10th grade and we had a specialist in for sex education where we basically watched slide shows and did activities all day to basically work past some of the stigmas around the topics that come up in sex ed. At the end we could write anonymous questions and pop them in a box to get read out to the class and answered. I felt comfortable so I asked a question about polyamory, but I didn't know it had a name at the time so I just described it. The teacher read it out to the class, and it was the only question that she audibly laughed at and prompted the whole room for 50+ female students to also laugh and called my question stupid. The most embarrassed I have ever been in my life, so I never told any of my friends. My gay ass didn't belong in a catholic school 🥲

[@ilovetumymy]

@@worm555POIPYY

[@bookbutterfly6613]

NAH NAH SIMILAR STORY I’m also in a catholic school where we had a “sex ed” talk over zoom one day (it was during Covid) and the social worker (who was catholic as well) just kept talking about how abortion is bad, contraceptive is bad, the only contraceptive you need is “family planning” instead of actually teaching us about safe sex. By the end there was a Q&A session and the social worker was absolutely BOMBARDED with questions attacking her viewpoints. It was glorious. People asked about stuff like STDs from not using protection, homosexuality, trans people, asexuals, infertile women etc (bc part of catholic belief is sex has to be for procreation not just pleasure) and at one point when the social worker said some people dislike sex because of trauma a girl straight up turns on her mic and confronts her saying asexual people are valid and not necessarily caused by sexual trauma. Needless to say the Q&A session was the most entertaining part of the talk.

[@digitalreko]

@@bookbutterfly6613that is so real oh my lorddd /gen /pos

[@LaGrandeWifi]

@@worm555pOopPy😭😭

[@bootychomper-ej9qt]

@@bookbutterfly6613W students

[@meganakumar4285]

okay storytime 😍😍 I was volunteering at my high school leading sixth graders around and trying to convince them it was worth it. tell me why this experience actually traumatized ME and not THEM. First, we went to the chem classroom and we did an experiment with coffee filters, markers, and water. They were supposed to be doing the experiment and us guides were supposed to be watching, but then one of the freshmen leading the experiment gave me a coffee filter and told me that "I shouldn't feel left out" bc she thought I was an elementary schooler 😀😀😀 (I was a junior but I did it anyway bc I have no shame.) We leave the chem classroom, head to the biology one, look under some microscopes, and i somehow manage to herd my group into the cafeteria despite THE TEACHER and one of the students getting lost because of a forgotten lunchbox. They ended up at the nurse's office, which is all the way on the other side of the school. We walk into the cafeteria, and they all grab their lunches. I sit down at a table and lean on my sign like a tired war veteran. I try to sneak a power nap in the 30 minutes they have for lunch, but I fail miserably bc it somehow slipped my mind that there were 40 sixth graders who sounded like a chorus of squeaking fire hydrants in the room with me. Lunch is over, I grab my sign, stand up, and usher my group over to me. The kid who got lost near the nurse's office quietly comes to the front, and I notice he isn't holding anything in his hands. Where's your lunch box, I ask. Maybe he wanted to eat the school lunch instead, my brain logically supplied. Maybe he left it back at his seat, another brain cell chimed in. "It's in the trash can," he said. Wait what? I thought. "Wait, what?" I said. "It's in the trash can," he said, enunciating every word. He looked at me patiently. My jaw was hanging on the floor like it had apple bottom jeans. "Bro," I said, with my head in my hands. "Did you throw your entire lunchbox away?" he looked at me like I was crazy and nodded his head. "Your parents..." "I can go get it if you want," he said, and then proceeded to DIVE INTO THE TRASH CAN LIKE HE WAS MICHAEL PHELPS WITH HIS FEET HANGING OVER THE SIDE. I screeched like a velociraptor. His teacher screeched like a velociraptor. Basically, there was a lot of screeching and I'm pretty sure the bats outside thought we were echolocating or some shit. "GIANPIERRO," his teacher yells. "GIIIIANNNNPIEERROOO NOOOOO!" At this point I fully lost any ounce of maturity and any shits I had left to give. I transitioned from screeching velociraptor to honking duck. He ended up jumping out and telling us his lunchbox was lost to fate. The rest of the tour was pretty uneventful, but I'm just mindful every time I see a public trashcan as if his lunchbox will appear inside. ALSO LOVE YOU GRANDMA DEBS YOU WERE THE REASON I GOT GOOD SCORES ON MY APS

[@kali.raynova]

DAMN

[@himani3032]

lmfao i hope ur okay

[@Ourxz]

I’m cackling why is this like a fanfiction

[@chelseaxoxo784]

What

[@staeriix]

how did they mistake for an elementary schooler lmfao

[@-alzria-1705]

“Sometimes delulu, isn’t always the sululu.” Deb- 2023

[@avapatdu6828]

I WAS GENUINELY TWEAKING WHEN I HEARD CONFESSION 10 LIKE, WTF???? WHYD SHE INSTINCTIVELY *DRINK* IT ALL UP????

[@Thatscrazy__]

20:02 this reaction was so me 😭

[@lilyevens545]

im an "irish lassie"

[@stanloona-xe3be]

it hurt to read this. great confession!

[@iheartstar]

I sympathize girly

[@colinloveland6667]

I'M SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yogurtluvrrr]

uhh uh uhh ouch😭😭

[@knzs]

oh 😭

[@Mshrome]

"Its useless without the tip" is craaazy bro💀

[@anonymous78490]

I-I-I-I-I-I-I BE POPPING BOTTLES

[@yoshi9046]

@@anonymous78490SPARKING CHAMPAGNE 🗣️

[@anonymous78490]

@@yoshi9046 VIP MY SECTION

[@aubri-j2g]

when i was in first grade this guy flipped over a desk and had a whole crash out and made my teacher cry😭😭😭

[@masetheace54321]

"this is useless without the tip" grandma deb quote of the year

[@Theokii]

Always a good day when granny Deb uploads😋

[@khalilahd.]

My favorite 😅❤

[@nataliee.237]

fr

[@maylen9299]

14:50 The illustration alone tells me that this confession will be HORRRIBLE 😭😭

[@Jassy-i1e]

The way her voice cracked when she said “I don’t wanna see your toes” was everything 🩷🌺

[@stellanverse]

HELLO? CONFESSION 10?? the name dropping and the “😩” is CRAZY.

[@BLXCKP3ARLC00KIE]

"Sometimes delulu isn't the solulu" THAT TOOK ME OUTTTTT 😭😭😭

[@sadieeanimation2013]

whats delulu dont kill me

[@wendybreland495]

@@sadieeanimation2013delusion

[@TN-mo2nu]

I actually love the pictures grandma draws for each confession it makes them more ✨special✨

[@ella12458udidudidis]

The fact that this woman came out with the best advice known to man kind on how to make friends and I’m sitting here at school ON MY OWN made my Christmas 💀

[@skunkon2022]

christmas...

[@ella12458udidudidis]

@@skunkon2022 gotta love Christmas 🤶🏻

[@spicylime415]

the tv girl pfp😍

[@ella12458udidudidis]

@@spicylime415 I LOVE TV GIRL

[@spicylime415]

@@ella12458udidudidis BEST BAND EVER FR

[@lukeplaysroblox2418]

PLEASE I LOVE HOW YOU WENT FROM THE PERSON WHO GOT RECORDED TO A AD FOR THERAPYYYY

[@stariaaaa]

IM CRYING DEB PLEASE DO A PART 2 🙏🙏

[@worldblazin4209]

oh My Gosh that would be so amazing! 🥰🥰🎉🎉

[@ifyoulikepinacolada254]

Yessss!!! 100% the school confessions are elite

[@marietapetita1212]

yes please I need to see the rest of the confessions ASAP!!

[@blessed637]

“It pisses me awf” words of advice from deb ✨✨✨

[@maylin_937]

15:26 the way I nearly chocked while drinking some water 😭😭

[@Hearytz__]

Confession 1(1:40) : shoes exist for a reason… Confession 2(2:27) : SOMEONE TAKE THAT PHONE Ad better help(4:20) : better help is the best ad needed in the video!! Confession 3(5:07) : Kendrick do Ure thing ❤❤ Confession 4(6:37) : REAL THO? the tip………..(8:24) I feel the urge now 😢 Confession 5(9:20) Erm what do I say… Confession 6(12:20) BOY BYEE WTFFFF

[@Vaneesha-x9r]

Im sorry the bully story had me feeling all sorts of emotions, I'm actually scarred ☠️☠️

[@Thereasonwhycondomsexist]

Fr fr 💀

[@GreenQueen1130]

Yeah

[@aishams87]

Traumatised for life 😔

[@emmathelovewitch]

deb is somehow my discomfort and comfort youtuber

[@Lovely-bh3ln]

Same

[@sharanjeetkaur4564]

granny deb sacrificing her sanity for us is so selfless

[@Jazzyinspos]

debs reaction in 20:02 was my exact reatin cause WDYM THAT WAS KINDA...

[@hopperskid381]

19:24 ....guys I can't finish this😭 GURL NOOOOO☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

[@arianamanoban]

3:15 THE TRANSITION FROM SHITTING AT SCHOOL CONFESSION TO THE BETTERHELP ADD IS TAKING ME OUT

[@Velvet62211]

“Stop folding for teachers” believe me Granny Debby, if I could I would but- 😩🤚

[@_lyric23]

Fr it's so hard

[@puppydogs68]

Teachers are crusty af wdym 💀

[@Velvet62211]

@@puppydogs68 most are but there’s always that ONE, THAT ONE TEACHER 😩🤚

[@shiroi7885]

​@@Velvet62211 That ONE teacher, hits like a damn TRUCK😳

[@chelseaxoxo784]

😂😂😂

[@ATDAGIRL]

The first one is so true, and then they be like your violating the dress code. Like bro💀 your violating my eyes

[@heiressananiah8788]

I love grandma Deb’s drawings. They set the vibe for the confessions frfr

[@vote_igor]

People always say big friend groups fall apart fast but I’ve been in a friend group of 5 for the past 3 years and though we have been through some things, we’re still standing💪

[@Velvet62211]

“Sometimes delulu isn’t always the solulu - Deb 2023

[@archived_kam]

Lol

[@stix.ed1tz]

The betterhelp sponsorship scared me so badly that i THREW MY HEADPHONES OFF and ran across my house

[@freenow.ৎ]

SAMEE

[@calvinabirch]

can we just appreciate deb’s editing prowess🧎‍♀️🙌