Ranking SLIMES based on if I could BEAT THEM in a FIGHT!!

[@egg-1863]

Just drink the puddle slime...

[@Jayce985]

Holy Christmas...

[@seanholder8169]

But what if it is still alive and takes you out from the inside

[@Danielperez-sc7of]

Yea it would end the slime and hydreate You

[@Johia_Mapping_2]

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[@nicotrojan4452]

You could do that, but if the slime is poisonous, or it takes control of your stomach acid then you’re cooked

[@mar6tas360]

Pink slime would eat you in one bite without a problem, don't underestimate him

[@martinmnagell2894]

Something tells me you've been thinking about this for a while.

[@Jayce985]

A little bit lmao!!

[@kingofallhallowseve]

Speaking from experience: You can win a fight with a cat An average cat weight anywhere from nothing to ~3 full bags of groceries

[@Jayce985]

I carry at least 5 bags from the car so I should be safe lol!!

[@A160Scribble]

Lucky Slime is Lucky, so In situation of fight with him, you will be unlucky one so probably miss every your punch, and since it "cat" so it will be similar to tabby and hunter, so it will just knock you out (2:11: first of all, this slime is only can be largo type. Second of all, it bite and make shockwave if land very hard)

[@JontyGWJ_2_Official]

The quantum slime will kill you, he can teleport inside you and eat you inside out, and he can teleport in yout head, killing you. So the quantum slime should be in the "I LOSE" category

[@Danger_MarkerDm]

quantums eat fruits not meat

[@Prince_Markus]

There is one specific way you can confirm a win against a Puddle Slime- if you have a taser or a battery or some sort of electrical device with you, you can throw it into the Puddle Slime. Assuming Puddle Slimes are made out of normal water the hydrogen will have a major elemental reaction to it which would kill the Puddle Slime almost instantly

[@Jayce985]

That's more efficient then what I was thinking, I was thinking put it in the microwave lol

[@Prince_Markus]

@@Jayce985 Boiling it may also be effective lmao

[@seanholder8169]

But what if it makes the slime electrified or into a gas, not killing it but making it stronger?

[@YeahThisIsMe-zs1mx]

It's in game wiki says it's made of "H2Ohhhhh" which isn't normal water

[@Prince_Markus]

@@YeahThisIsMe-zs1mx Oh lmao I did not know that

[@YeahThisIsMe-zs1mx]

The rad and boom gordos can hurt you- the rad through radiation, which bubble gets larger the more you feed it, and when the boom is full it explodes. Hard. Big and fast

[@stellahoi_sh]

also you should do a stardew version of this, i want to know who you’d fight i’m beating lewis up for sure

[@Jayce985]

That would be hilarious XD!!

[@dr.unventor]

Nah durvish slime is a lose easily. He can spawn tornadoes anywhere, not just where it’s dusty since he can make them in places like the moss blanket. Also, he is way faster so if you don’t get one shot by the tornado he can just come at you faster than you can react and get you trapped in his little mini tornado he rides on. Durvish slime solos. You can’t beat a tornado in a fight

[@AverageCentipedeHater]

I'd say puddle slimes are more gooey than liquid with their relatives being fire silver and yolk slimes, as well as their slimepedia description suggesting you can pick them up. Looking at the secret styles, mosaics are perfectly fine with having their shells cracked. Also a reminder that slime rancher is a game, so Beatrix has insane radiation survival capabilities. You don't.

[@YeahThisIsMe-zs1mx]

Yeah but the rad is gamma radiation according to the in game wiki, and that can take HOURS to kill irl even if it can go through concrete

[@Danielperez-sc7of]

I wonder if you can fuse rad and boom slimes for nuke slimes since it=boom+radiation=nuke

[@ghgam3r]

Actually, fire slimes don’t die to water. I tired throwing water on one and it just popped right back up

[@YeahThisIsMe-zs1mx]

But water extinguishes it, so it makes it easier to defeat

[@ghgam3r]

@ it sparks right back on fire, meaning there is something extremely hot in the middle. If you try and kill it, it will burn you… but it will cauterize the wound, so that is something

[@Zipper-y9l]

The honey slime has a good chance of glitching and flying

[@stellahoi_sh]

i think it depends on if you can prepare yourself and where. i could take a tangle slime in a fight, if i’m in a city or a building what’s he gonna do ? no dirt for this guy to put his roots into i am loosing against the tabby slime purely because because i love cats too much to fight him

[@Jayce985]

Dang I didn't think of that for the tangle slime. And I love cats too but there's no love in war...

[@Danielperez-sc7of]

To beat water go to dessert or boil it into vapor

[@Abyssalexplorer]

Maybe do this again when you finish the modded series with all the new slimes

[@Jayce985]

That is a good idea, I'm working on a modded series right now with EVEN MORE SLIMES!!

[@Leshyxingyt]

i feel if you survive the tarr slime long enough he just explodes but (i think idk) i think he can 5 shot the unupgraded rancher

[@Colton2015]

Gliched slime?

[@Zipper-y9l]

What if the quantum slime teleports in you and eats your organs Or beat your organs up

[@Tengolf_ForLife]

what if he teleports into ur head, or ur heart? (edit: 7:33 )

[@Jayce985]

Lmao I aint think of that XD

[@casuary98]

Reminds me of chestbursters from alien movies

[@vincetongco8876]

So I guess it doesn’t include slimes like bat slime butterfly slime racoon slime rabbit slime and others I guess

[@YeahThisIsMe-zs1mx]

Those are in SL2 and he said he wouldn't do those

[@YeahThisIsMe-zs1mx]

Drink the puddle slime

[@seanholder8169]

Tangle slimes will pull you into the ground

[@BowenZhao-mf7vf]

spit on the tar

[@Jayce985]

Lmao XD

[@Ceyes1]

First your definitely losing to pink slime cause pink slimes are the goats and also there's this cool game you should play called slime rancher 2(you know you want to)

[@Jayce985]

Lol I haven't been thinking about playing it, just think about wha kinda vid I should do with it

[@Colton2015]

Gordos can eat you