Ranking Spy Weapons By Increasingly Dumb Criteria

[@nicholasgainous839]

"When anything comes within my vicinity I start choking on it"

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[@TrueAgentZan]

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[@ChaoticNeutralCat]

3:47 "I'm not mentally ill, I don't know gun terminology" says man currently ranking weapons by how much he'd like to eat them

[@Bupboy]

1:40 "i dont really wanna eat rubber In the same video: "pocket watch looks like a cookie :D"

[@Le_Spy]

Scout and Scout's Mum are really my favorite words in the French language

[@7koboldsinatrenchcoat]

wait the spy from team fortress two? you became real?

[@walumator]

@@7koboldsinatrenchcoathe’s always been real, he’s just been cloaked

[@k90v85]

​@@walumatorcloak and dagger spy on 2fort

[@PeaNUTFERRET]

@@walumator r/oddlyterrifying

[@karmec7561]

what dafuq is spy tf2 doin' here?

[@buttercogindustries]

"spy would hate big earner because its a broken switch blade that cant retract and is hard to conceal" *the your eternal reward, a literal fucking dagger:*

[@Nemzal]

The Reward has class and style on its side - it's an expensive luxury, very his style.

[@snekyash]

3:47 - "I'm not mentally ill" > is ranking tf2 weapons based on how tasty they look

[@Nemzal]

I see potential here... Ranking Heavy's weapons by how much you'd want to sleep with them. Engie weapons by how useful they would be for preparing a large family meal. Scout's weapons based on how well they can attract women...

[@daniiii888]

_Me walking around with the Holy Mackerel:_ Ladies, one at a time please.

[@cloudynguyen6527]

@@daniiii888 Me with the Sandman: "Okay, who loves my ball? I love my balls ^-^"

[@dragonhuntress8683]

Every single scout weapon goes in f tier

[@aidanscharine3814]

the brass beast would treat me right

[@participatoroftomfoolery]

demo weapons based on how easy they are to operate while drunk

[@GabinGames77]

The spycicle could be one of the best in a zombie apocalypse because it is a clean water source every 15 seconds and it taste good

[@sajmon2771]

Fun fact: Big Earner in polish is named "Gruba Ryba" which literally means "fat fish".

[@sajmon2771]

(Its slang for a VIP)

[@smoldog6013]

heavy is also just gruby, which (according to my boyfriend) just means fat

[@sajmon2771]

​@@smoldog6013mostly yes, but it can also mean girthy or thick

[@smoldog6013]

@@sajmon2771 that's so much worse dude

[@sajmon2771]

@@smoldog6013 is it?

[@k90v85]

"im not mentally ill i dont know gun terminology"

[@paevepailbrack6899]

"I'm not mentally ill" *is making a video about how it would feel to put guns in your mouth*

[@gamerdudemanguy]

you forgot to mention the slice of cheese thats in the bottom half of the dead ringer

[@kayoh9364]

Big Earner actually gets its boost on any kill, not just backstabs! You can go for ambassador-butterknife combos.

[@1vite]

"the ambassador has got a nice snoot" treating weapons like animals, are we? haha

[@soupination]

to be fair, if you had a real ambassador, wouldnt you treat it as if its your puppy? i would

[@jakubpociecha8819]

Well, if Heavy can treat his guns like real people then I can't see why not

[@HeavyFortresss]

please do one of these vids for each class, this was very informative and have made me reconsider my playstyles and how i approach the game on a fundamental level

[@AJHaydenTV]

Kids, leave the nice british man alone. He's used to eternal morning fog and cold rain.

[@t-rex9809]

Eating a dead ringer would be pretty time consuming

[@doozy5184]

Lon'q forcing me to imagine what eating non-edible weapons made of metal, wood, and leather was not what I expected when I woke up today.

[@YourOldFriendAmnesia]

The ambassador looks like it might be cherry flavor

[@Marc-Australia]

you should rank pyro's weapons by: 1 - how much they would be useful for cooking breakfast 2 - how much a canadian would find them helpful 3 - how feminine it makes pyro look like

[@garynumber22]

So the tastiest spy load out would be the Spyicle, dead ringer, ambassador in stock sapper.

[@blacklight683]

IN stock sapper? I guess it would be like a bowl

[@garynumber22]

@@blacklight683 Dame autocorrect. It was supposed to be "and" not "in".

[@Nerdtendo6366]

He’s embracing the Garden Warfare hype

[@damgaronfire]

What's happening with gw ? I've been out of the loop for a while

[@fusionsub]

There's garden warfare hype?

[@michaeljonathan9715]

Probably dead because EA's trademark microtransactions and the popcap now also greedy so you have less content (eg. Skins that you normally get a dozen then is now 1 per hours of gameplay) for higher price, espcially battle for neighborville.

[@Long_Patrol]

@@fusionsubno, they discontinued the last game 😢(it deserved it (which is also sad))

[@Cathrinite]

Next you should eat all of Demo's melees

[@Pseudo_Notfound]

" The caber has an explosive flavor."

[@artistamediocr3728]

Mmmmm... Steel

[@DaniZeAlmighty]

Yummy Kabooms

[@guacotaco4349]

*Caber*

[@planktonkrab]

@@guacotaco4349 "A sober man would throw it... But a man named Lon'qudor would eat it."

[@LinteirSomeZebra]

About sappers in zombie apocalypse: You can't sap zombies (unless they are somehow mechanized) but I always thought about these scenarios like: Spy probably could hack terminals to enter bunkers, special infrastructure, access to crucial data which all can be lifesaving maybe even more than regular weapons.

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

Calling a pistol "bite-sized" is something I'd expect to hear as a one-off joke in one of the joke reviews of a game when a character commits sui side.

[@TheTrueSignpost]

The cloak and dagger is in part leather making it actually eatable.

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

Bug earner is definitely balanced flavour

[@YourOldFriendAmnesia]

As an American that lives as far north as you can get in America, eat as much ice as you like

[@thejustlexa]

For the zombie apocalypse segment, i would like to remind you of the fact that the spycicle will regenerate after destruction MEANING you can eat it and then it would simply respawn after some time meaning it would be INFINITE WATER most definitely does NOT deserve butters tear, at the very least aigt but personally id say its class

[@epicgamerzfail4575]

11:37 actually the big earners speed boost is on kill, not just a backstab. So in that case it'd be great in a zombie apocalypse

[@mrred6969]

Eating ice is not a race thing, i eat ice (im black) my friends eat ice, my dog eats ice, even The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, HMMWV; colloquial: Humvee, *eats ice*. 0:33

[@VroomNDoom2602]

Red tape recorder would be "Rarement" because it's funny to watch buildings unbuild.

[@LilPolemistisXL]

new criteria: HOW MUCH BLOOD ON/IN THE ITEM ("vampire banquet" on top and "completely clean" on bottom)

[@YourOldFriendAmnesia]

8:31 Nunchucku (nunchucks) were originally used for beating grain

[@nonexistantt]

the letranger looks like it would taste like white chocolate, id eat it

[@FreakyHimmel]

0:42 british hot means above 20 degrees

[@Lonqudor]

To be fair though, that is hot

[@FreakyHimmel]

@@Lonqudor LMAOOO

[@FreakyHimmel]

@@Lonqudor idk if you're joking but I'm gonna assume you are, but incase not 20-25 degrees in Aus is really nice, could just be humidity for you cuz I know it apparently rains a lot over there

[@GegiTheGod]

Actually, with ultra low textures, DR looks like cheese, and who doesn't love cheese!?

[@kaschey6145]

*Lactose intolerance enters the chat*

[@Penut_bader]

i think turning them into ice would be a good recorce to survive by

[@lilchris9cmb]

Happy to see you love GW2. I always try and encourage some TF2 players to give it a try, because the series was partially inspired by TF2. If you want, I'd love to see videos of Garden Warfare.

[@ketchup901]

"Japanese food isn't very salty" u wot m8? They consume more salt than all western countries

[@voltbolt2316]

Why are all your takes so goddamn accurate Like the YER being lasagna, when I heard i automatically went “yea I’ve thought about that before”

[@superkamiguru1324]

if the spycicle turns the zombies into pure water statues then it should be top tier because it gives you an unlimited water supply (assuming the knife doesnt just melt)

[@LinteirSomeZebra]

Yeah, actually a good point.

[@JackieTrippsTheMemeLord]

This is what 7 years of not having updates does to a Mann.

[@random9487]

the diamondback needs to be in a lower tier for the zombie apocalypse list, it looks like it uses some kind of futuristic ammo which would probably be incredibly rare in a zombie apocalypse so it would be basically useless.

[@hoopdedo274]

I totally agree with you on the ambassador the nice subtle woodyness from the stock of the gun too the nice and simple shape of the barrel making it almost chocolate shaped it think it would be quite nice overall

[@Chronos-667]

the deadringer reminds me of those chocolate coins

[@TheKoriKasai]

The sapper looks like a frozen dinner. It'll fill you well enough but not appetizing nor healthy

[@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222]

LMAO Lon'qudor thinks people use the diamondback for crits on sapping

[@edoardocaccia6226]

The Dead Ringer is what you would call a "cipollotto" in italian, which is the kind of watch but also literally means "little onion", so it's easy S tier but fortunately it's not far off

[@Awesomeness-iz3dh]

The Spy-cicle should be higher than the stock knife on the zombie apocalypse tier list. No downside, and in the rare instance you deal with fire (say if you set a massive trap with gasoline and wait for them to approach) it could easily save your life and let you get out unscathed.

[@Scratchy__The_cat]

7:50 ok I would argue spy would like to use the red tape because of how classy it is

[@gerosh]

I really agree with the zombie apocalypses ranking of the cloak and dagger, it let's you sleep without worries of being jumped by zombies in night.

[@ArtistiqueMusic]

Anything yellow is "lemon flavoured"

[@cheaperying5672]

A British ranking how tasty knifes are is the most British thing i have ever see

[@dominikkorbely5809]

i love how you said the dead ringer would be agonizing to eat and then put it in pretty yummy

[@CaifithePulsar]

wait, when did you take my cream corned revolver? (mine only has 39 more kills ;-;)

[@aaronh4731]

What’s ur favourite type of soup?

[@Zebberz1031]

well you see, the amby handle is cherry red, and the accent is yellow, and bananas with cherries are amazing, so amby is at least pretty yummy

[@sirligma3369]

"Cant believe they made metal taste exactly like human blood!"

[@majickman]

So now we know that the spy's tastiest loadout is amby, dead ringer, spycicle, and stock sapper

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Now make a video 3d printing them in chocolate and eat them

[@cloudynguyen6527]

0:20 You can right click the word and choose "Add this to dictionary" so the built in spellchecker of the browser will understand it's a valid word

[@totobyafrica8148]

Dr. Enforcicle is so back, just so long as you eat them

[@Michal_is_michal]

Errrmmm what abt the sharp dresser???

[@Vynalith]

Nah see I'd put the big earner in at least pretty yummy tier. It's a switchblade so it's basically a sharp push-pop! Even has a bit of blood, which is pretty much sauce, and that small bit of cloth to wipe your mouth with after eating. Very handy!

[@Okjsjdjsjss]

Why would you want sauce on a push pop

[@Vynalith]

@@Okjsjdjsjss You ever had those ones that had that sour stuff you squeeze on em? Good stuff

[@Okjsjdjsjss]

@@Vynalith no I will take your word for it

[@subg9165]

i'd argue the red tape recorder could be a little useful in a zombie apocalypse, it makes a lot of sound and takes a while to finish sapping so if you just sap some random piece of machinery it'd draw zombies towards it, then you can just run away, zombie-free

[@Nano-Nova]

I think the Diamondback would actually be really good in a zombie apocolypse, as it gets crits for backstabs too- so, you could backstab a zombie with the Kunai to get a free crit, along with curing yourself, and then from ANY distance, without the fear of not hitting the head, just shoot any zombie, and they instantly die.

[@d_camara]

Very enjoyable video

[@DangerGoose_0]

I didn't really know what to expect with this video, but I'm not dissapointed👾

[@GnomiumPvZ]

Rank Sniper's weapons like 1. Ranked by how good it could be used as a toothbrush. 2. Ranked by how nice of a sandwich topping it would be. 3. Ranked by how well you could tenderize meat with it.

[@blacklight683]

Which knife would be the fastest to run if they had legs?

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

I think you should rank all multi-class weapons next (mostly because you could put the ham in icky gross tier and that would be funny) oh also you forgot the reskins also the diamondback gives you crits for backstabs as well, so that might still make it more viable against the zombies

[@imjusta_mintcake]

bro really put the "speed" knife in scout tier. he does(n't) know what he's doing.

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

When a game has received no legit content for this long, this is the level we devolve to

[@the_really_blobfish]

Loading screen tearlist

[@alex.g7317]

Red Tape Recorder would be like eating Fruit Winders

[@commenterthe3rd]

9:50 I always wanted that game too! I should have bought it at the sale. Yeah its back to 30 USD

[@brunobucciarati4792]

Close enough welcome back laios touden

[@saxeladude]

0:30 white man gang

[@imabird1566]

Ehh they all taste bloody for me. Dunno why

[@HarvestStudios_38]

L'etrage would be very yummy, it's very slim, it's not dense like the enforcer and would make for a quite tasty meal

[@Domthecoverguy]

ill log onto tf2 and use the scouts mum tier weapons to be the Canon spy

[@t-rex9809]

"What's the alcohol when you do a lime and then you do assault"

[@keisisqrl]

new weapons stereotypes just dropped

[@v2hater3000]

"The kunai is the saltiest weapon in the entire game" only realised now?

[@AzureAsteroid3]

The revolver and knife are the only weapons spy has that can have the Mannana Peeled warpaint applied. Making those the TASTIEST spy weapons, with the revolver being tastier (and less blood flavored) than the knife. That would bump the knife up to Pretty Yummy tier and the revolver up to Mmm Taste tier.🍌

[@cogtheprotogen6671]

Sapper would be great in a zombie apocalypse, You wouldn't get to use it *often* but id much rather have it on me than not just to like get through doors and stuff

[@gameingtothemax6266]

11:43 big earner's buffs aren't on backstab, they're on kill 12:20 diamondback also gives crits on backstab

[@TrixterTheFemboy]

I had my AC out for a few days in Texas summer last week, and as such I have ZERO intention of making fun of anyone's struggles with hot weather. ...for a while, anyway

[@shallowgod5539]

Christ I haven't heard the term butters used since sixth form

[@CopyKatt.]

WARNING: DO NOT EAT LEAD, IT GO BOOM! (Unless you got an iron jaw)

[@venomoussnakes3087]

i bet that eating that pocket watch would be pretty time consuming

[@deefelt]

Imagine doing the taste tier list for Soldier and getting to the Original

[@Giszi81]

couldn't agree more

[@UnfocusedRat]

not sure but i think getting salt poisioning by eating a KUNAI is the last thing you should worry about

[@piclebob]

no way the spycicle gets to go anywhere else than the bottom tier on the second list. its a very sharp icicle, it’ll make his hand cold, it will probably slip away while he’s chilling or when trying to stab someone because theres no good way to hold it

[@walumator]

Which of spies revolvers is the sexiest (fetive ambassador is the answer)

[@tiaisirradiated]

"japanese food as a whole isn't very salty" was a wild statement, the basis for most of their great food is to go super hard on the umami and salt, that's why there's so much fermentation and cured fish/meats

[@Lonqudor]

Yeah idk what I was smoking

[@tiaisirradiated]

@@Lonqudor smokin penis fr

[@aizawasensei3947]

dont give this guy lasagna please

[@username5155]

1:30 Ah yes, the rubber. I too would gladly put a loaded gun in my mouth with the safety turned off, but I don’t wanna have to taste rubber while doing it. (This is a joke by the way, I am probably fine I think)

[@2007toyotacorolla]

it IS A BARREL YOU WERE RIGHT AND CORRECTED YOURSELF