Ranking the Most Iconic Bald Guys of All Time

Uncle Chaps enters the draft room for a Bald Guys Draft. We get into Chaps' past appearances as a guest, a heated debate over 'The Rock', Eddie trying to predict White Sox Dave's picks, and more. Pick 1 Athlete, 1 TV/Movie Character, 1 Musician, 1 Cartoon, 1 Miscellaneous.
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[@jasonp3717]

Dave saying he will shave it off once he starts balding bad while simulatenously also having the hairline of a 60 year old is so funny

[@JC_973]

0 awareness

[@BD-su6hm]

Holding onto it meanwhile wears a hat every day

[@johnpeterson2335]

He's a puke guy..what do u expect haha

[@SaltyChip]

That’s the thinnest hair I’ve seen in sometime. Baldness will be knocking on the door to the point he will need to make a decision within the next yr or two.

[@2forJuan.Special]

Not picking Barry Bonds is one thing, but not even a MENTION of him is outright disrespectful. I also saw someone comment saying Stone Cold Steve Austin and that is a HUGE miss as well

[@jonathanmartin726]

And Billy Zane.

[@YouPanic11]

And The Rock as a musician is just a absolute power move.

[@boblablaw]

Dave’s hairline is the most preposterous thing about this draft

[@mattsean6164]

No choices have been made yet… but if Stone Cold Steve Austin isn’t picked in the first round I will protest

[@marcopaisan6839]

I am a hour into this and still no mention of stone cold, can’t believe they let him fall thru the cracks

[@fredrickmiller2786]

Enjoy the podcast good luck with the protest pal

[@davidsherman6580]

Dave needs to embrace the bald immediately

[@SouthernSkeptic]

His hair is a freak show.

[@derrick9635]

90% of the time he has a hat on ,,why in the world would he not buzz it .

[@aaronranson368]

Stone Cold is a glaring omission

[@nolandemartino5420]

“50 would say he’s a wrestler and 50 would say he’s a wrestler” should’ve stuck. Best line from WSD eva

[@AndrewK2020]

How did no one pick Shaq

[@dumbsalesguy]

Chief and carl vibe seems better the last couple drafts, glad to see those ladies sorted out their issues

[@chogers24]

When has it not been good?

[@t.d.mcinturff1712]

@@chogers24 Bruh. They literally hate each other.

[@chogers24]

@@t.d.mcinturff1712 news to me and I’ve been following them for years, where’s the hate?

[@t.d.mcinturff1712]

@@chogers24 Both are drunkards so who knows where it started. If you read the comments from the previous drafts you'll see people talk about it.

[@Brian-xl7pi]

Lol. “They hate each other” “where do you see that” “I’ve read other people who don’t know them talk about it in comments before”

[@connorc2191]

Right off the hop when Chaps mentioned him going bald and saying “do i do the combover” and chief turns and smiles right at WSD😂

[@SmellsLikeBlue1]

Dave looking like Ernie McCracken on the bald guy episode is amazing.

[@hankchase6261]

Chaps was an absolute HURRICANE today. Throwing everyone’s mind for a loop. Haven’t seen this much chaos in the draft since Rico Bosco. What a draft

[@gabelynch3529]

best part of the draft that no one said anything about was during the Roman ad, “if you’re sittin there, havin sex” is hilarious. “hey wyd?” “not much, havin sex. you?”

[@afhyoutube]

Someone did WSD real dirty in the thumbnail.

[@EthanMBurks]

Three words: Scott Van Pelt Also, would've loved to hear Carl rant about Bill Self's toupe again during honorable mentions.

[@Chris-hs8pc]

Draft listeners know if Rico tried the move chaps did they would have said it was so unique and he’s a great drafter

[@rafaellopez1690]

100%

[@stephenalessandro4686]

Yeah thought their reaction was kinda weird

[@samsrail2298]

Chicago Ryders

[@klekampc]

Absolutely. That was my first thought when all the whining started

[@obs6163]

No Stonecold?

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Every man doesn't go bald after 30, WSD. Dream on, Dave.

[@raleightgod93]

How does Bruce Willis not slip on the bald guy drafts?

[@NeonKC]

“I understand, but you get what I’m getting at” “Not…particularly” lmao

[@coltronw]

The Rock also released a rap song last year, great pick Chaps

[@4UA1190]

No Stone Cold might invalidate this draft.

[@Cc-nj1ti]

Stone Cold Stewie Vin Diesel Zidane Phil Collins You guys absolutely blew this one

[@alexthegreat9225]

I love Chaps just coming in and throwing his balls on the table, like these are my rules, you will play by them now.

[@Lamont15]

WSD legitimately looks like a caveman without a hat

[@Tann-iG]

Damn....BRUCE WILLIS could have been up on ur top tier list of bald guys...not even a mention there!!!!

[@ryanduda1372]

No Urlacher or Stone Cold is absurd… what are we doing boys?

[@madsiz419]

WSD’s hair is fucking insane this episode

[@nmer5023]

Wild that Bruce Willis didn't even sniff a mention. Thought he was gonna go 1.1

[@addsloth3041]

None of mine were taken... Athlete: Frank Thomas/Brett Gardner Misc: Patrick Stewart, JK Simmons, Jonathan Banks, Howie Mandel Cartoon: UNCLE RUCKUS, Krillin (DBZ) Character: Stone Cold, Hitman Agent 47 Musician: Common, DMX (rip)

[@TheMeGaSounDable]

I just started this but if noone drafts Piccolo or Krilin I’m ready to fight.

[@theshepherdoffat]

not sure why they dont do the "premier" feature when they release these so we can get live chat..

[@indianjake4]

This was the most awkward draft I’ve ever seen😂😂 After The Rock got picked everyone had weird energy for the rest of it

[@cameronjones4493]

Chaps dummied these 4 stooges

[@deibtryin]

Carl getting left off the board with the Youkilis pick. Horrific pick.

[@silkeden1]

Agreed. For athlete, would have tapped Terry Bradshaw

[@rjinx73]

Youk, Terrible. Ed choosing Hasselbeck, Terrible. There are iconic athletes left off the list and they took middling athletes. Brutal.

[@YouPanic11]

WSD always has a hat on. But if i had to guess it would have been bald 100% of the time.

[@Daboiler]

The fact that chaps was banned... Is completely insane! The guy was an electric factory here! Obviously had some devious tactics, but can't not applaud him on this one

[@patrickcannon609]

Is the joke going way over my head or did Carl say that Kevin Youkilis is the most famous player in his lifetime? What?

[@joewallace3139]

Eddie should be banned for a few episodes for saying that more people know mr clean than Homer Simpson

[@Laniel1341]

The general public, not just twitter verse people. There’s a millions of old woman who know mr. Clean like he’s their husband

[@joewallace3139]

@@Laniel1341 globally, homer washes mr clean. Next question

[@justinhicks306]

Professor Farnsworth, Professor X, John McLean

[@Gate2Wire]

Danny Devito / Frank Reynolds!!

[@brianmac3903]

Could've just done a wrestling category deeper than Cartoons. Stone Cold, Hogan, Savage could all be first rounders!

[@mattt2226]

Shower didn't take...

[@scottsanger]

WSD hiding his hairline with the mic stand

[@MbyrneSD]

Carl drafting Tupac is such a blatant "I want the twitter votes" pick

[@loganmills5651]

Billy Corgan is a massive omission from a bunch of Chicago guys

[@ReedD0llaz]

Squidward might be a top 3 bald cartoon

[@pgilroy623]

Stone cold is easily first round value

[@YouPanic11]

It's a travesty that Shrek was not picked.

[@johnwelsh7806]

Should do an all time drinking buddies draft

[@derrick9635]

I hope they have a fantastic hair draft.

[@bunyonfirewood]

Stone Cold Steve Austin?

[@charlierodgers397]

Shaq, Dave Chappell, Brian urlacher, Jason Kidd, Kevin Garnett, Kobe, Barry bonds, stone cold, terry bradshaw

[@armanddavila4884]

“I UNDERSTAND HES DRAFTING THE ROCK” made me bust out laughing Jesus Christ

[@Charles921]

I’m already upset at no Slime and I’m just starting the pod

[@medadleong746]

For me the clear like number one pick was Walter White. Best tv show ever, him shaving his head due to cancer but also using his baldness as a form of strength and as a character change into Heisenberg.

[@mattsean6164]

Tony Soprano would like a word…

[@gregp6926]

Mills Lane !! He could have been drafted in 4 positions , cartoon (celebrity death match) , Athlete (pro boxer) , miscellaneous (Referee) , and Actor (several credits) and how did Dave not take “The Big Hurt “ Frank Thomas …Big miss

[@BD-su6hm]

Some rough picks in the last month of Drafts

[@justinmacdonald8056]

Some notable admissions Bam-Bam Bigelow, Bruce Willis, Harry Lyme(home alone), phil collins, lead singer of disturbed, King Kong bundy

[@SullyReviews5000]

No Bruce Willis, no Stone Cold, what is happening here.

[@silkeden1]

I stand with Carl in being accepting and fine with aging as one does and the thought of hair plugs is ludicrous to me as well

[@SullyReviews5000]

Homer Simpson at number 1? Carl after last weeks amazing draft starts off with that nonsense. Cmon

[@johnshist4787]

Male pattern baldness is also called androgenetic Alopecia. So it is a form of alopecia.

[@barryfitzgerald5098]

How’s does Dave Chappelle not get drafted

[@MC-bh3ff]

White sox dave is the most unintentionally funny person on the planet

[@rjinx73]

You mean dumb.

[@MBD-BDBF]

I dunno. I think bald works for Carl

[@yani.leigh.]

If chaps went Jada Pinkett Smith - Miscellaneous The rock - musician Putin - Athlete Ed might of ended the draft looking like White Sox Dave with those high octane picks

[@adhutch23]

Bruce Willis (as Misc) or John McClaine (as character) both would've played. Hellraiser, Freddy Kruger, David Spade in Tommy Boy, Sinead O'Conner (even though she only had the 1 song really), the lead singer of Disturbed, Tom Morello

[@laxjeff18]

Big miss on Mr. Garrison for animated character

[@bigpopslaflare]

I’m at rd 4 pick 3 right now. If nobody picks stone cold Steve Austin (1st rd pick) then wtf are we doing here.

[@cryptoqueen8642]

Andre Agassi should've been first athlete taken

[@tylerhayse4467]

I believe Mr. Clean was based off a guy outside Springfield, IL

[@tylerhayse4467]

lol my Uncle always used to tell me he sold a Cancer policy to him about 20 years ago. I believe he's a farmer.

[@SullyReviews5000]

The rock, Bruce Willis, Walter White, Larry David

[@tylerc1905]

John Daly is a cocktail

[@noahgugliotta8440]

Could shrek have been picked cuz that would have been awesome.

[@stephenalessandro4686]

They should allow trades in the draft

[@justinmedeiros5202]

so nice of you guys to do this in honor of jada pinkett smith

[@jordanr2316]

Hoping for a Jada Smith pick

[@BD-su6hm]

Dont ever take the hat off Dave

[@patrickfitzpatrick9046]

How did nobody say anything to him? Cant stop looking at those bull horns for bangs. Gross

[@HiTwinky69]

krillin from dragon ball Z wouldn't have been a bad pick

[@rgmadden980]

Austin 3:16 says you guys dropped the ball on this draft.

[@professormeeatball9830]

carl calling himself "balding" and not just "bald" is one of the great lies ever

[@davidwashburn5951]

The most iconic bald guy no mention, Telly savages, just a crime

[@silkeden1]

Cartoon: Jeff Bezos portrayal on South Park

[@alaskaiskool3]

love the chaps chaos move

[@gabrielhoagland6704]

No Urlacher is crazy.

[@zha5]

Carl stays undefeated in dog walk drafts...always has the best strategy and execution.

[@Youngbull20]

Manu ginobili shoutout let’s go chief

[@lucaspatin5011]

If Charlie Brown is eligible no doubt missed

[@toml5697]

Just started watching but I really hope “Bald Eagle” is taken

[@joequay4924]

The fact Jason statham isn’t on here is a joke. Just complete disrespect to the bald community on a guy voted sexiest man alive.

[@Osfan]

WSD would absolutely look better if he shaved his head

[@mc27jr]

Walter white ? Alex Caruso ?Lebrun James?Carlls boozer?zack wheeler?The fact Nani Gino lo wasn’t even in question is insane, and yes lebron is bald could’ve been number 1 pick

[@mc27jr]

Riggs

[@riseofthebon3951]

They did select Walter white. Also Lebron sucks

[@johnjolley998]

It’s about drive, it’s about power

[@ocachobe1]

To come to chaps defense, the rock does have a verse on that rap song with tech n9ne

[@TheTylamo]

Wow no mention of stone cold is absolutely ridiculous

[@sweet_T_]

yeah Stone Cold was my 1/1 over anyone a real tragedy no one got him. Shrek is waaaay better bald then Homer, in the Shrek 2 when he gets turned human they empathize him having hair proving it was very conscious to make him bald.

[@stephenmooreeee]

Terry Crews would have been a good pick.

[@jakemetz1742]

50 of em will say hes a wrestler and 50 of em will say hes a wrestler

[@s0mma10]

Brian Urlacher... It's a Chicago pod cast lol