Ranking The Safety Of Nintendo Universes

[@totallyahuman4497]

Reasons why I would survive longer than you in these games: 1. I’m just that crazy 2. I did 3 months of karate when I was 8 years old

[@Accountthatexists]

U can "definitely" one-two punch that guardian to oblivion, or when the gloom hands appear out of nowhere u can just kick them before they grab u Genuis

[@Jellyfishlady]

@@Accountthatexists mhm, yes. genuis.

[@Hambs23]

I did like 5 months of Judo when I was 10, so I can probably imobilize an E.M.M.I. in a reversal.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

I played the piano fairly decently in the (combined) year that I had to play it in music class in 7th and 9th grade. I'd say I'd survive Hyrule. Just join a mediocre band and have Link be a deus ex machina all the time. Problem solved.

[@Hambs23]

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Well, one of the first other musicians we meet in Zelda dies at first sight, so idk. If you find a legendary instrument you might get some easy cash tho, and probably turn into a quest NPC so Link can get your instrument.

[@dolphinhispanic]

Let's remember that in the first pikmin game, the gieger counter was rapidly beeping, indicating that pnf-404 has an ungodly amount of radiation.

[@lilpetz500]

I don't know much about the Pikmin lore beyond seeing some game play in passing, and to my understanding, you play as tiny alien humanoids exploring a planet that has a ton of very earthly objects out in garden like settings, that all look rather fresh still. Does this imply that the Planet is Earth but like...recently irradiated and abandoned?

[@kawaiidere1023]

@@lilpetz500 2 really important spoiler aspects. Pikmin 1 and 4 take place in alternate timelines, since Olimar has his first journey in both. Pikmin 2 and 3 also seem to take place after the first point in the series. I think Pikmin 4 is probably a much safer environment, possibly just left after humans got intergalactic space travel, since Oatchi is either from Earth or has Earth Dog Genetics, like Moss, despite being like 20 generations removed through Captain Shepard. I think it really does depend which version of PNF 404 someone would be on, since each one has different traces of humanity and different conditions

[@marb1tzz]

@@kawaiidere1023also pikmin 4 is just weird timeline wise anyway bc despite it being olimar’s first crash landing he does appear to have history with louie as if pikmin 2 and 3 had somehow already happened

[@SpicyCurryWurst519]

⁠@@lilpetz500yes, because in North American Release of Pikmin 2, the first item the player obtains is a Duracell battery (branding and all). Other pikmin Games have you exploring abandoned homes while finding similar items, like Pasta Sauce cans, toys, etc. The characters all comment on what creatures they believe made such Items, clearly never having seen a human, or what remains of them.

[@Flying_Coon2010]

He was talking about pikmin 4

[@florence.5088]

To be fair to BOTW and TOTK, it's mostly dangerous if you're trying to survive in the wild like Link. But if you live in a town like most NPCs, you won't have to worry about enemies, divine beasts or Ganon (assuming Link will take care of them).

[@endless_del]

kakariko and lurelin from botw are definitely the safest. most of the other villages have a lot of monsters/guardians around, and the major settlements have the divine beasts

[@totallyahuman4497]

@@endless_del in totk lurelin village ain’t that safe to live in lmao

[@endless_del]

@@totallyahuman4497 yeah thats why i specified botw

[@ggholdengo]

@@endless_del Kakariko seemed a bit hard to live in since you aren't a sheikah and that meant you couldn't acquire residence. the only way you can make a living in that place is to live in the inn and sell stuff like other travelers to make a living. As far as my skills go, I would've gone bankrupt 20 times back to back before I even manage to TOUCH a hot footed frog.

[@endless_del]

@steem8749 i could be wrong, but i believe it's confirmed in creating a champion that some hylian survivors of the calamity went to kakariko for refuge, so not everyone there is sheikah. not many because they couldn't expand the village due to its geographical location, and most went to hateno. making a living there would be tough but if your goal is just surviving then it's relatively safe (until totk happens). i do think the best option is definitely lurelin though. and even that would be a-tier at best (again, until totk happens)

[@Viktoria_Selene]

I feel like if in Botw you went to a town, you'd be fairly safe, though your main concern would be how to get a house or something

[@uralink3485]

You can always just rent a bed, maybe you can get paid by helping farmers or just go in a walk and collect apples and random stuff to sell animal crossing style

[@SpaceLobster21]

So uh... About pikmin... In the first game, it's sorta implied that humanity was wiped out due to nuclear warfare, and that there's still a lot of radiation in the area (explaining the weirdly mutated creatures) So uh, everything would seem fine for a while, but you'd probably start to notice some unfortunate side effects of living in the pikmin universe after some time Also Olimar might misinterpret you as an enemy and try to take you down with a pikmin army, so there's that

[@ohhadivist]

I would not trust Kirby to keep me safe as I feel that he is a creature of whims and convenience rather than actual morality much of the time. Like I feel like one day we'd be sitting together hanging out and he would just eat me without a second thought for absolutely no reason.

[@pimi310]

Yes it would axorb myself😅

[@JC_JN4]

Just dont try to punch him in the face, then youll be fine Trust me i would know

[@supersquirrels7]

I feel like I’m not cute enough to survive in the world of Kirby

[@WyrmSanchezpetty]

I’m going to destroy you KIRBY IS A CREATURE OF WHIMSICAL FUN AND JOY THAT IS THEIR PURPOSE AND LIFE!!! They live to eat sweets and FISH!!!! Im going to eat your goddamn gravestone

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

He did go on a rampage against Dedede, devouring countless innocent soldiers, just because he thought Dedede took his cake. He didn't. I'd stay as far away from Kirby as possible.

[@KirboYT]

I think the funniest thing about the Kirby world is that it can kinda just be on the verge of destruction at any given moment, in Forgotten Land, the final boss tries to merge Planet Popstar (Kirby's home planet) with the forgotten land's dimension, you literally see the entire planet being pulled in at speeds planets shouldnt be moving at

[@ULuvsTink]

PLEASE do more of this type of video. Your humor and quips really shine in this format

[@kakyoinshikito466]

Fr he should I hope he does

[@HighOnCosyGaming]

Also, don't forget there's a ghost on ACNH!!! The place is positively haunted not forgetting to mention there's killer bees and spiders.

[@BJGvideos]

Yeah but the ghost freaks out and splits into multiple pieces if you try to address him

[@firelordoregano5632]

@@BJGvideos me too

[@fluffybunny3622]

don’t forget the night clowns

[@Juliette-ez3gb]

This video has the exact opposite energy of those guys saying they could land a commercial plane despite their total lack of training. Like, a lot of self-awareness and realistic expectations. Love it.

[@rainbowdash8003]

It's safe to assume that Peachs Castle contains restrooms, kitchens, a dining hall, and plenty of other facilities we don't see in the games. It's established that the Mushroom Kingdom is at a modern level of technology and would have electricity and indoor plumbing. In some games Peach uses air travel; she probably has cars and carts to use at her castle. From Mario & Luigi Partners in Time we know her castle has a throne room, library, gardens, guest rooms, even a gift shop. Inside Story shows a conference room. Paper Mario visits the treasury. The classic Mario 64 lets you explore some fun secret passages. There's even a slide! We also see the gorgeous foyer, the courtyard, and the cool clock on floor three. Some of the painting worlds may be fun to visit if you're careful and avoid hostile wildlife. A swim in Jolly Roger Bay. A chiliy walk in Snowmans Land. Picnic on Tall, Tall Mountain. In the majority of Mario media, her castle adjoins Toadtown, so you would be nearby a small town for groceries and things to do.

[@sayonarameaninggoodbye]

don’t forget her kitchen and bedroom in paper mario!

[@acsound]

Unless Bowser opts to be a fucknugget, things will be chill in the Mushroom Kingdom.

[@Goldlucky13]

when i was a kid i really wanted to live in wind waker hyrule... i would totally just chill on the oasis island and not think of the horrifying zombies in the tunnels underneath the house (seriously, those things make my blood run cold. i wasn't expecting to be totally scared by that game after happily sailing around the world)

[@beccacroce7380]

Galar may be an alternate version of Britain that seems perfectly livable.. You are still sharing that world with magical creatures that can electrocute, incinerate and steal the soul from you.

[@MrSonicHedgehog]

I see it as an extension to areas around Hogwarts so sign me up

[@Lynxstar_980]

As a uk resident that's just like it is normally

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

To be fair, most of those pokemon are handled by competent trainers. As long as you dont go in the long grass or gyms you should be fine.

[@dungeontortoise2432]

I NEED a video on safety violations in Luigi’s Mansion games

[@nickl2854]

I think you might like Polygon's Unraveled if you haven't watched them already

[@cchloennicole]

I would somehow die in all of these worlds

[@caprikosero]

Well i mean in this world you will die as well, don't be so hard on yourself:D

[@indigopines]

​@@caprikoseroHow darkly optimistic!! 😄

[@caprikosero]

@@indigopines wdym? its just nature

[@ScribbleSpirit]

Pokemon is more dangerous than you'd expect solely because of the biological facts of the creatures living *in* it. Walk within a few hundred metres of a sentient magma snail and you'd be literally roasted to death lol

[@triggeredcheese5318]

The trainers are more dangerous due to the fact they have at most 6 of them, and are conditioned for Pokémon on Pokémon combat

[@danielmalinen6337]

Gengar is one of the most dangerous. It is a ghost that hunts people for food and lurks in corners and shadows waiting for its victims. You can't escape from Gengar and you're not safe even in your home, if Gengar catches you, the Pokedex tells you to give up because it's already too late. And every new generation game makes Gengar even more terrible.

[@triggeredcheese5318]

@@danielmalinen6337 dugtrio would keep the gengar population in check

[@MsMoonDragoon]

@@danielmalinen6337skill issue. sleep with a dusk ball by your bed.

[@PenCatStudio]

Super great video! I really enjoyed it. But uh, small correction thing about Pikmin, the entire world is actually incredibly radioactive at all times (according to Pikmin 1)

[@lilpetz500]

I was a budding ARMS fan until I loaned the game to a friend early in and they never gave it back, and homestly? Didn't think this video would be the thing to finally answer my lore questions. It wasn't what I expected, I thought it was like some wild mind control organisation and not...face masks as mobility aids? And also like, only Twintelle having some variant that leaves her arms intact but allows her to fight in the league?

[@BJGvideos]

Go pester that friend again

[@nebulawings]

​@@BJGvideosI support this decision

[@TheDarkEnigma]

make that friend return ARMS or throw HANDS. Its an underrated gem and the world of oingy boing woohoo people needs more love

[@browncow5210]

I realized that if you shift the perspective from a bunch of goofy gods to regular humans, Kid Icarus Uprising might be Nintendo's darkest game. Starts off with your standard fare of war with the Underworld, complete with armies headed by dark lords led by a vindictive goddess. Then a world war breaks out. Then nature itself goes full genocide against humanity and starts dropping nukes everywhere. Then aliens show up and start ravaging the planet. Then as soon as the aliens leave, the one deity in humanity's favor decides she wants everyone dead too for no reason, and there's no one left to defend them for 3 years. You get a firsthand look at the passage of souls in the afterlife, and there's a torrent of dead there to rival the ending of Smash Ultimate. Oh, and your soul is going to either be eaten by Satan or crafted into a monster, so odds are you aren't getting an afterlife or reincarnation.

[@wolfgangervin2582]

It's like the Nintendo version of 40k pretty much.

[@lil.redrobin]

Personally I’d live in Animal Crossings world- building, farming and constantly designing sounds so calming. Also I am ashamed to admit that I had no idea that song came from Donkey Kong, I always just associated it with the cat meme 😂 😭

[@TheDarkEnigma]

I dunno. The immense amount of debt Nookie boy gives out would make me wary, especially if he started adding things to my home then charging me without my request. If its an area where i can get transport to other towns or cities for work then i can try, but i would definitely try to avoid any Nook related services.

[@cavatica11]

Interest free debt, tho with no timeline. You'll definitely catch me by the ocean in the meantime.

[@TomMooreT2S]

1. I’d see myself settling down in post-Twilight era Hyrule. (completely leaving FSA out of the equation because timeline debate…) An era of that specific timeline so far into the future (present day) that Hyrule is starting to know more about the world beyond the land; Mushroom Kingdom, DK Isles, etc. but still retains its medieval-like traditions and its ideals of morality. Any monster I might encounter, that’s what guns are for. 2. I’d see myself having a vacation in the Mushroom Kingdom; taking in the Mario Kart series’ locations and completely ignoring the affairs between Mario and Bowser… Mario Golf: Super Rush had an interesting concept of bringing the Miis to settle down in Mario locations and coexisting “Bowser’s minions” and Toads… (too bad that was implemented into an underwhelming game…) 3. Inkopolis and Splatsville; while I’d definitely take a vacation in Inkopolis, but would not rule out Splatsville; despite the latter being known as the “city of chaos,” it’s the polar opposite of what I was expecting, so it’s okay too (just don’t piss off Deep Cut; I love Deep Cut!) 4. I wouldn’t mind going to any region of Pokémon, but the Kanto region is so nostalgic. I wouldn’t interact with wild Pokémon unless one wants to befriend me. 5. Popstar is one I would just visit. I’d just pray to God that my visit there doesn’t turn into a disaster when an otherworldly force suddenly invades the planet out of nowhere and without warning. 6. Smash HQ; just ignore everything you’ve seen in Subspace and WOL; all of that was just filmed because Smash wanted cinematics just for show; Smash has a massive headquarters and wide array of tourist attractions. I participate in Smash rounds casually and get along with my favorite fighters; Princess Zelda seeks me out to practice with her; I already earned her trust. We’re BFFs! She, Mewtwo, and I always have a get-together with other fighters! She even invites me to one of her retreats.

[@Jaydeedub_]

Just writing a fanfic at the end I see

[@TheDarkEnigma]

I wonder where sheik gets too then. Ive been there a few times to help with sponsors and whatnot, and even seen Zelda and mewtwo (must have kept missing you) but shiek always seems to dip out whenever zelda is there. maybe Sheik's shy😅 never lets me talk to em for long

[@scoobydoo5934]

I feel like Peach’s castle might be one of the most dangerous places to be in the Mushroom Kingdom considering Bowser attacks it like every other week 😭

[@acsound]

Unless there's a Kart race, a sports tourney (soccer, tennis, golf), or a LARP board game Party; at that point, Bowser just wants to race and/or play.

[@firelordoregano5632]

@@acsound he's chill like that

[@ShimmeringVapidCoal]

Metroid should be re-evaluated because he said at the beginning that he didn't have to be the main character, and he puts himself solely in the role of the main character when he looks at Dread.

[@browncow5210]

Metroid's interesting here, since it's set over a broader galaxy. Your odds range from 'normal civilization' to 'Samus is running, so the planet is probably about to explode.' There's also the odd existential threats of things like Phazon or the X parasites that could wipe out all life if not dealt with.

[@ShimmeringVapidCoal]

@@browncow5210 There's no human life in the planets Samus has visited in the games, as far as I can remember, so the latter is probably irrelevant.

[@Buphido]

Samus puts herself through hell so the rest of the galaxy doesn’t have to. At the beginning of Super, Samus states that "the galaxy is at peace", so we should believe her that that is mostly the case, save for a few space pirate skirmishes, but hey, the galaxy is vast. And most of the significant threats that Samus encounters are ones that she nips in the bud for the sake of the galaxy. So I‘d say it’s pretty safe, A tier at least anyway, but potentially even S tier.

[@ShimmeringVapidCoal]

@@Buphido I guess, but there's not really much information on what civilization is like, and how many planets are actually habitable. Even in times of peace there could be political contention or at least planets where you aren't welcome. But I agree, mostly safe.

[@FullaEels]

With metroid, you could probably survive as like, an office worker for the federation on one of the many planets they govern that are not shown, but in space? you're cooked.

[@phyllojoe5346]

Imagine the hell of the pikmin universe, leading a normal life but the wraith music plays and concrete rollers come to crush your toes and you are defenseless....

[@theepikduck7716]

Not necessarily, There is SOME hope. Keyword, ‘SOME.’

[@MadamLava094]

Laughed when you brought up "mauled to death by a lion with sunglasses" as a potential death in New Horizons when I started a New Leaf town for the first time in ages yesterday and got Mott as a starting villager. He *did* call me something that would be easily considered adjacent to a rather cutting insult upon our first interaction, though, so maybe you're onto something with his murderous intent

[@XanderW7381]

For xenoblade Xenoblade 1- unless you are in Colony 9 you are probably screwed and even then you have a decent chance of dying (C) Xenoblade 2- if you are in Fonset or argentum you’ll be fine but anywhere else would be at risk (B) Xenoblade 3- you will go to war and die anywhere, even if you survive countless battles you’ll die after 10 years (D)

[@glowstickofdestiny1290]

I feel like F-Zero would be a very easy one to survive so long as you're just a spectator and don't join the mach speed super death races. Sure, there are a lot of dangerous criminals running around as well, but they're probably not even a threat most of the time because they're too preoccupied with the mach speed super death races.

[@Donobodude]

Splatoon 3 Hero Mode spoilers In the story mode of S3, the dude that used to run Grizzco tried to mammalize all of the people. If you were a human, this wouldn’t be an issue, but if you were an Inkling, you’d be pretty much dead. Also, in S2 Octo Expansion, a telephone attempted to destroy the world.

[@poke4074]

The Inklings wouldnt die to grizz, they would just become mammals

[@DJ_Hyperfish]

We’re throwing hands for splatoon

[@DJ_Hyperfish]

Also they announce BEFORE the big run happens so, just stay home

[@Mr_DPZ]

Here's the ultimate question... would you survive a Fire Emblem game? Considering how they all take place during wars and entire cities get burned down, that would be a difficult endeavor. No one appears to have WMDs, but there are evil magic users and creatures to worry about. If I'm living in Classic Mode, once the soldiers who defend my community die, they don't respawn like heroes in other games. Considering that many battles take place in residential areas, if I don't evacuate in time, I'm screwed. What if I sleep in that day? I'd have to hope the good guys get to my house mid-battle before the bad guys to rescue me. B tier because people do survive wars in real life with weapons that are far more deadly.

[@sollato0293]

So, I don’t wanna come off as an eletist, but for a tier list about the safety of the universes of Nitendo games, there’s only like half of Nintendo IPs represented.

[@CookieTwoStep]

He’s probably do a part 2 or something

[@The_JLav]

I'm having a pretty bad day today. But the line, "Now if you told me there was an entire country, full of Donkey Kongs, I wouldn't believe you." made me smile really wide.

[@nathanskretkowicz4705]

5:16 Actually, looking up causes them to spawn more frequently.

[@beanyinabeanie]

the most deadly nintendo world HAS to be the original mario cart. its just a racetrack, no food, no water

[@JoonyTv]

id kinda compare the splatoon big run problem to real life tsunami warnings. like sure, sucks if you happen to be there right when it happens but also they always give us at least 1 week warning to evacuate the area in advance (via twitter announcements funny enough) so just keep yourself updated on where the catastrophe happens and avoid whatever 1 area per 3 months gets hit with the fish

[@DNP_10]

I can’t be the only one who noticed that Alrest, Aionios, and the Bionis/Mechonis of Xenoblade were left out.

[@angeldude101]

Xenoblade 1: stay in one of the settlements and pray it doesn't get attacked. Xenoblade 2 (Alrestian human): same as Xenoblade 1, but also don't be tempted with the prospect of becoming a driver; attempting to do so might just kill you right there. Xenoblade 2 (modern human): you might actually still be alive... as a zombie. Xenoblade 3 (City): Same as Xenoblade 1, but with the added complication of potential altitude and motion sickness. Xenoblade 3 (Keves or Agnes): You won't just die; you will have already died countless times and will die again countless more until the local god takes pity on you and offers you immortality, or you manage to survive for a while 10 years straight in which case you earn the privilege to die for real.

[@mr.wheelchairperson8963]

I would argue that Tarrey Town is the most safe place in Hyrule. It is secluded from all enemies in both games, and the main town has only two entrances. (One main entrance and the elevator.) so in that regard I would say Totk is A tier and BoTW is C.

[@Godzillaguy_129]

I honestly think I'd survive Hyrule. Not thrive. Just survive, I know all those game maps like the back of my hand and am familiar enough with how Hyrule works to avoid the most dangerous areas regardless of how Hyrule's geography shifts around. Plus I do HEMA fencing so Im capable of using a sword a little proficiency. This is a topic my ADHD brain keeps going back to whether or not I want it so I've been mentally planning what I would do in that situation for quite a long while lol 😂

[@evelynbeil900]

THAT SONG IS FROM DK CONTRY!!!! 15:07 I LOVE THIS SONG

[@Hambs23]

I think size, special properties or rules matter a bit in some of those. Like, in Mario or Animal Crossing all would be fine and dandy since they're human-sized and feature overall very nicely guarded and liveable places. Kirby is kinda small, like, he's barely half the size of a traffic cone going by Forgotten Land's proportions. That would mean that a lot of the enemies that just headbutt or bump Kirby to death probably aren't a threat, but the armed ones, tank-sized ones, and the reality-shattering beings could be kind of a pain. Paper Mario, at least 1, TYD and Super (which are the ones I played and know more of), are supposedly Pop-up Books. I don't think you can interact with them aside from just opening and closing the book. Tho the real-life objects in Origami King do pose a question, "What if the whole world was now the Book?". Granted while the objects do imply that the citizens are still very small, likely not posing any threat whatsoever, I think either you'd die due to your weight drilling a bottomless hole into the carton ground/floor, or just starve and thirst to death since food and water are also paper. At least you wouldn't be missing toilet paper. Pretty much everyone in Pokemon is a trainer and has a few mons around, it's a cheap and handy lifestyle. The cities and villages are very safe for the most part, unless an evil group tries to stir up something. So I guess if you can find a job in your local town you can just live there with no worries. Traveling somewhere else with anything other than a train, ship, plane or flying mon would be extremely dangerous, however. Even if you strip away the horror inducing tidbits lurking on the Pokedex and just base your expectations on the various wild mons basic descriptions, you'd still be left with a vast array of super fast predators, poisonous beasts of every flavour, bulky and aggressive territorial monsters of every size, and of course, natural hazzard incarnates that can go nuts in the blink of an eye. I still think it's mostly safe, since for the most part the monsters tend to prioritize other monsters more often, so if you have a buddy out they can protect you, and they never seem to die from fights, only faint. Legends Arceus tho...

[@Fabstron]

Yo why is the lovechild of Markiplier and John Wick telling me all this???

[@The_Juice14]

Haha i thought the same thing

[@torishiro514]

☝🤓 I think the splatoon world is a B+tier world to survive personally. And this has nothing to do with big run, but the issue of race in splatoon lore. (plz I am not that splatoon fan, your understanding of the splatoon lore is perfectly correct. It's just that I think most people including most splatoon fans don't realize that there is some kind of r*cism in splatoon world, but I'm super nerd so I want to talk about it + I know no one asked. ) In fact, the big run is not the problem, because in the days before each big run is about to happen, every time you turn on the TV, the news and locations of the upcoming big run will be played, and more obviously, the sky will turn RED until The big run is over. I guess that's enough of a warning to not go to where the big run is about to happen. What worries me is the r*cism in splatoon... *SPOILER ALERT* If you are trying to understand the plot of splatoon yourself, please do not read the following information. Basically, the world of Splatoon is set in a future where all mammals (except 2 cats) have become extinct, leaving only evolved sea creatures. The two playable races, Octoling and Inkling, are the one who finally evolved into humanoid forms. A long time ago. There was a huge war (turf war) between these two races, and whoever lost had to live underground, and then in this war the Octoling lost and were forced to leave the surface. But why can the player choose Octoling and Inkling at the same time? This is because 1. Octoling has been away from the surface for too long. It's like unicorn to Ink, and everyone thinks it is impossible to exist on the surface. 2. Inkling is too innocent and pure. They only want to have fun, and they care more about enjoying the moment, trends and fashion. 3. “Would it be rude to bother someone just because they look a little different?” *End of spoiler warning* Because of this plot reason, I think that if I exist there as a human, there is a certain possibility of being felt left out. They probably won't treat me differently, and there is a high chance they will think I'm cool. And most not humanoid form have their own life in the splatoon world. But after all I'm still a mammal not a squid. I know this sounds a bit too serious and pessimistic, but if I need to really live there, I may feel too out of place to live anywhere near advanced town life. Survive? I guess. Happy? can not be so sure. So I do not think It will be better than ACNH world cause there are other human living there. After typing this much, I realized that I really wrote too much but decided to post it anyway. Maybe it's weird to have such a long comment, but I feel like it's a shame to write so much and not post it. I don't know what is driving me much as I write this, but I feel it is autism

[@BJGvideos]

Why are you censoring the word racism?

[@torishiro514]

@@BJGvideos As far as I know, KZbin itself has a problem of filtering comments. I don't know exactly how it works, but I did experience it when I replied to others but others didn't see it a couple of times. I guess it has something to do with the words you used so I censored any possible word :(

[@kiwilemontea4622]

I'm in the same survival category as you in everything except Tears of the Kingdom.There are actually much safer places to be than Lookout Landing. I think I'd probably be pretty safe if I lived in Hateno. And once the game's storyline is over, the lore pretty strongly implies that all the monsters will cease to exist- either they would all despawn immediately, or they just won't be resurrected by the blood moon anymore, which means that Link and other experienced fighters would be able to wipe them out. Even if that didn't happen and the monsters were still out there, I could live in one of the main cities pretty safely. Ganon attacks only seem to have gaps of hundreds or thousands of years between them.

[@Eligames2009]

so if you're playing pikmin 4 in pikmin 4 and you go to the house in-game, would you see yourself?

[@raquelgarcia3253]

i don't know about totk, but in breath of the wild you do find npcs being attacked by bokoblins on the regular and they just... don't die. so I'd like to think that npcs in botw are just unkillable (they don't even take damage if you swing weapons at them, they just get startled! npcs are less likely to die than link)

[@quantafreeze]

I would survive ACNH by wrapping 10 pieces of fruit and gifting to any carnivores on my island. Feed the bears so they aren't hungry 😅

[@lilpetz500]

Befriend the bears, and have them bring you gifts/elect you as head of the village. It's a classic Woodland survival tip.

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

Peach's castle is constantly being invaded by a giant fire breathing turtle and his turtle army. Plus there are deadly ghosts in the courtyard. I wouldn't put it at C, but I wouldn't make it an S either. Those grabby hands in TOTK are way scarier than the guardians and there's gloom everywhere... I think TOTK is more dangerous than BOTW. Each of my villagers in New Horizons has a job on the Happy Home Paradise Island. You could probably get a job in the restaurant or the cafe or something.

[@renyama8524]

I'd like to see him survive F-Zero, Xenoblade, Fire Emblem, Punch Out, Wii Sports, and Mario Kart.

[@triggeredcheese5318]

You would die in ALL of these, except with sports, just don't get TOO good at boxing

[@reaganmonkey8]

One other problem you didn't mention with surviving in Paper Mario is that fact that you would probably have to eat paper.

[@SGT.Sroom-ji1pb]

Fun fact: in Pikmin 1, one of the items you collect is the geiger counter, which is a device used to measure radiation. When you collect it, the needle is pointing towards the middle. I don't know how to read a geiger counter, but that probably means you'll get like 5 or 10 years

[@smashfanx7560]

the mario verse is safe, but i wouldnt say becouse of the castle n stuff, its mostly due to the high chances of surviving bowser. like the guy rampages many kingdoms and captures civilians left n right, yet coins, powerups n' toad houses seem to be common round there so that evens it out a tad bit.

[@kevingreenley1765]

In the first mario game, the game guide said bowser turned several of the toads into bricks.

[@rockmega1209]

I would love to live in Hyrule, I would change my name to something ending in "son" and go join up with either Hudson or Bolson, depending on whether it's BOTW or TOTK. But even if they don't accept me, just existing in Hateno would be amazing

[@Bucketnetta]

In splatoon big run is safe as long as you don’t go to the places where it is. And you’ll definitely know where it is since posters are put up, it’s said in the news and the only way you’re allowed to go there is if you go there to fight back

[@corrinflakes9659]

Okay… but Aionios from Xenoblade 3. Metroid can use some company in that tier.

[@magicalleaf727]

Aionios is kinda paradoxical lol Xenoblade 3 spoilers below . . . . . . Like yes you can easily get killed in the war but you would just get reincarnated through Origin so did you really truly “die”?

[@totalradlad]

With Aionios, you could probably be born in the City and potentially survive, or you could be born as a soldier and die many times

[@angietrif]

I’d love to hear about Xenoblade and fire emblem

[@Jerry-ir8nd]

I've thought about this a bunch but for cartoon TV shows.. Top 2 equally would be bobs burgers and king of the hill lol if I had to live in a game I guess stardew valley would be nice. Good video!

[@periodicgaming5159]

“5 foot . . . 6 feet tall.” Dang! You’re 11 feet tall. You’re surviving in a lot of worlds then.

[@poke4074]

as a splatoon fan, I think you put it in a pretty good spot yeah, Unless the agents get the bad endings in the story mode, then everyone is dead

[@DanielLCarrier]

I think I'd survive in the metroid universe, as long as I never share a planet with Samus. There's civilians in that universe. It's not like everyone needs power armor. As long as you don't have to fight space pirates or the wild animals on some death world or Samus blowing up the planet, it's fine.

[@supercamborg4218]

In Pokémon not only would you die, your soul could be consumed by some ghost Pokémon. F tier for safety.

[@insectoid_creature]

For pikmin, I believe there’s a reason all the creatures are so small, the biggest animal we’ve seen (that i know of) is like the size of a small cat, I doubt the conditions of earth would allow you to stay alive, not even mentioning the Geiger counter

[@danielmalinen6337]

Living in the Pokemon world would be quite dangerous. Gengar is a ghost that has evolved to hunt people and you are not safe anywhere and everything evaporates near Slugma and Macargo. The world's animals, Pokemon, have elemental powers anyway, like the squirrel (Pikachu) shoots electric shocks of thousands of volts while some are able to influence the local weather. In addition, there are many people (such as the corporation and evil teams) who want to ruthlessly use the abilities and powers of Pokemon, for example, in Hoenn, Team Aqua wants to sink the whole world. And the culture of the Pokemon world has developed entirely around dog and cockfighting, for example in Galar this has developed into a sport that is contested in arenas, while elsewhere there are gyms.

[@TheCoolChocolate_Official]

If you ate a poison mushroom in Mario, you would become 3 feet tall

[@TRUONGY]

1:18 consistently safe as stuff is falling from the sky 😂

[@Fuecococraft]

In Pokémon this is the chance of survival per game: 99% Kanto and 99% Johto (unless you are a grown man). 75% Hoenn. 66% Sinnoh. 50% Unova. 40% Kalos. 80% Alola. 70% Galar. 90% Paldea. 60% Kitakami.

[@Su_tarman6-Bio]

I'd die in half of them.

[@mr.wheelchairperson8963]

Also I think you could move to an ACNH island move in ready. Heck the villagers (post prologue) do! As for income, I suppose you could be a gardener. It wouldn’t net much but it’s an option.

[@slightcurve98]

19:13 when you have played a lot of Metroid games you just get used to using rockets on most walls

[@avatarninjacat]

The "Context: Climate Change" info from KZbin on this video is hilariously amazing.

[@reaganmonkey8]

17:10 "I see no reason why I couldn't just step on the enemies." Expect for the spiky one you were showing. That would hurt, even it is like 6 inches in diameter, it would hurt. Maybe even badly.

[@StarlightNkyra]

Thanks, this will help me in my travels!

[@thesmellofadventure5370]

I can survive Hyrule because there is a simple solution: Before multiverse hopping, bring a gun with an excessive amount of ammo and stay away from Ganondorf’s castle.

[@raerae304]

I love your ranking videos.

[@g00bleck]

In the best way possible, you look like a 26 year old Keanu Reeves

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

2:14 oh, you're just being silly. Go to the pisscorner like the rest of us!

[@arthurwilliams4249]

Very good video! But super Mario would be like A tier, with all the ennemies attacking you and BOWSER wanting the world for himself 😊

[@JC_JN4]

Just don't try to punch kirby in the face, and he wont kill you

[@moodyteeem]

tbf for the pikmin world, if tiny creatures have been really mutated until they are what we see ingame, there's nothing going against the idea that there might be huge ass creatures like the ones we see ingame

[@jasonrandom372]

2:23 Everybody probably does their business in the boswer port in the basement or the bowser port all the way on the top floor.

[@mr.wheelchairperson8963]

Imagine how fun it would be to live in the Luigi Mansion 3 hotel post-game after reconstruction. THAT would be a safe space (I would think.)

[@sandrasepaniak3229]

"If you've gotten to the end of this video you are probably lonely enough to learn Kirby lore." Modern solution: date a person who knows Kirby lore

[@DKdrop]

Every game is an F tier. You will die, for death comes for us all.

[@n3onag3nt]

The fact my good friend chuu is in this video as cat! In splatoon makes it funny (no I’m not putting on deodorant 👿)

[@MaxH0ward]

Woah youre 6 feet tall? Thats really impressive you could totally beat ganondorf

[@lilpetz500]

I mean, Ganondorf also has a sword and a 40% damage kick, but like. This 6 foot man could (and should) also be given a sword.

[@pinkdarkman]

Ability to beat Ganondorf is actually inversely proportional to height. That is why Link is always either a short king or child. Edit: oh my god I just realized the games where Link is a child are probably times when he was going to grow up to be tall so he had to beat Ganondorf while he was still a short child cuz once he grew to his adult tall height he could never defeat him. Wow. New headcanon unlocked.

[@Jaydeedub_]

⁠@@pinkdarkmanWas the fierce deity link not tall??? (Just realized he fights the mask thing idk the lore good)

[@meowstic9]

Inklings dont die when they are splatted you know that right? it hurts a little sure but its not deadly. also some of the stages are in Inkoplius, which is a dif city.

[@theepikduck7716]

Alternate Scenario: We don’t keep the original height. (Pikmin) So basically, what I would do is use what I have to my disposal. Mind you, treasures are powerful no matter what. I won’t cover treasures beyond the first area cuz spoilers. (You’re welcome.) Anyway, We can use the Stone of Advancement as a mini shelter from the rain, or perhaps use some of the treasures like buttons as shields. But it gets better, if we train our Pikmin (If we have some,) to USE these items in mass quantity. But it gets better after the first area, which I will save for later. Holy moly this took so long to write.

[@scarletnishimoto7916]

I'm allergic to mushrooms. I could never live in the mushroom kingdom!

[@Voltoboi]

Idk where to put F-Zero, Star Fox and Custom robo... Bout' Wars however-

[@theoneandonlyever]

everything you said about paper mario made sense to me until i realized: wouldn't all the food be paper too? i think you're toast great vid, you're very entertaining!

[@TheDarkEnigma]

heres some suggestions. Monster Hunter : Whichever Region you want. Megaman Battle Network: The original one, not the star force one. Bloodborne: Yharnam. Ni No Kuni: no clue what the world is called but Magic, Familiars etc make it a surprisingly dangerous world even if you are in the 'normal' world. Pokemon : Hisui (ancient Sinnoh) Scott Pilgrim: Toronto. Final Fantasy: Any world will do but i'll just use Ivalice as an example, dangerous sewers, rampant crime services, the only efficient travel are airships with stones that can be powered down if in dead zones, dangerous foot routes requiring guilds to hunt threats.. the list goes on And finally. The One. The Only. Skyrim:Skyrim. This... would be either very safe.... Or a hellscape.

[@angeldude101]

Xenoblade 1 and 2: you might be able to live _relatively_ peacefully in one of the settlements, but _do not leave them._ Xenoblade 3: You will die. Immediately. And then you will die _again._ And _again..._ And... Alternatively if you're a current day human, there's a very slight chance you might be alive in Xenoblade 2 as a zombie.

[@heavylobster4339]

Almost everyone in ARMS is just like a normal person, and even if you are different, you're more or less a professional athlete, with all the good and bad that would imply.

[@moozel]

Loved this, a totally original ranking video!

[@marblecakesp9307]

With splatoon, other than big run, I don’t know if ima survive a massive roller just completely steamrolling over me.

[@emmareiman64]

Oh. Ohoho. No buddy xD Ain't none of us surviving in the Metroid universe. I mean, if Samus herself is around and we're just chilling at some Galactic Federation home planet then maybe. But if you were to do the same stuff as Samus does? Nope. All of us are dead. Like, we don't even get the majority of why that would be impossible in the video, but lemme summarize We don't got no Chozo DNA, or Chozo Power Suit. You can get Galactic Federation equipment maybe, but that ain't gonna stand up to the Chozo tech. Metroids would end us all immediately and the X would do similarly ending stuff. You'd better hope there's no Phazon (aka space uranium) or Space Pirates around I'd much rather take my chances on New Horizon x2 At least my starter villagers were Hamlet & Cherry. If Hamlet wants to fight I'm pretty sure I can stand up to a hamster. And Cherry is a dog, dogs are usually pretty loyal Other than that (and New Leaf etc.) the only universe I'd take my chances with would probably be pokemon. I've never played a Mario game, so maybe, but I've played plenty of pokemon, and if a 3-year-old can manage some huge beasts, pet them and play fetch I'd say I'll be aight. There's plenty of NPC things to do. Could work at a shop, hotel, library, etc etc. I don't need to be a battler by any means. Helping out at a Pokemon Daycare doesn't sound too awful either, like, someone brings their docile dinosaur to just sit around, sure thing buddy. Legends Arceus might be a little different of a thing, but assuming I'd have to adapt to survive? I suppose I could at least try lol

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

12:48 The delivery of this line sent me

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

I think the one I'd like to live in the most would probably be BotW/TotK Hyrule. I just really like the scenery there. If I was going to go more for safety, I'd take Splatoon though. Way less threat to the average person. Just play some glorified paint ball and you'll survive (never under any circumstances should you go for the job strat. The jobs in the Splatoon universe are a scam. They pay you like $30 for an entire shift if you're lucky. Sometimes they'll even just give you some crappy fast food coupons or a hat. The people there really should go on strike).