ranking ULTRAKILL weapons by how tasty they sound

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JuanC4

Күн бұрын

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@thecreatorofbobs 10 ай бұрын

What no Fraud Layer does to an ULTRAKILL player:

@vladimirPilsen5327 10 ай бұрын

same commentary

@Someone_s_nick2 10 ай бұрын

What no zaza does to tryhard soldier:

@the866-sushi 10 ай бұрын

it has been 1 (ONE) MONTH, PEOPLE CAN WAIT FOR 1 (ONE) MONTH. RIGHT? *RIGHT???*

@superpig6019 10 ай бұрын

@@the866-sushino, Juan is the living proof lmao, he has gone mentally insane and I have to say I have too

@CombineEnjoyer 10 ай бұрын

This is very true. I want the Fraud Layer

@ineophobe 10 ай бұрын

juan please stop chewing on the Colt Model 1861 Navy cap & ball .36-caliber revolver, a six-shot, single-action percussion weapon produced by Colt's Manufacturing Company

@Koni_35 10 ай бұрын

Yummers 😋

@zcramblo 10 ай бұрын

I love how the slop content merges and comes together it's sooo slimy and yummers

@Uncle_Fritz 10 ай бұрын

The Boys reference?@@Koni_35

@awaken2478 10 ай бұрын

Bro did not bother to mention the screwcannon’s screw when it hits

@RedishDev 10 ай бұрын

This is what yearly updates does to a man

@HelloKittyEnthus1ast 10 ай бұрын

What do tf2 players look like then

@anonymous_random_guy 10 ай бұрын

That's it guys, juan has officially lost it

@JuanC4- 10 ай бұрын

now? I lost it months ago

@thelunchking4069 10 ай бұрын

Ultrakill enemies and what they would taste like Husks -Filth: human flesh -Stray: human flesh -Schism: human flesh with added metal -Soldier: human flesh and metal -The Corpse Of King Minos: decaying human flesh and barbed wire -Minos Snake Parasites: snake meat -Stalker: dried human flesh and sand -Sisyphean Insurrectionist: human flesh+rock -Ferryman: human bones Machines: -Swordsmachine: bloody metal -Drone: bloody metal -Streetcleaner: mixture of pollution, metal, and boiled blood -V1: lightweight bloody metal -V2: heavyweight bloody metal -Mindflayer: blood, metal, and plastic -Gutterman: metal+human corpse -Guttertank: bloody metal and rocket fuel -1000-THR Earthmover: an entire city Demons: (outer shell tastes like rock) -Malicious Face: despite it’s looks probably taste like pork -Cerberus: probably dog meat -Hideous Mass: scorpion meat -Idol: whatever a “divine” blessing tastes like -Leviathan: human flesh+sea serpent -Mannequin: human flesh -Minotaur: aged beef Angels: -Virtue: holy light and glass -Gabriel: holy light and steel Others: -Cancerous Rodent: atomic rat meat -Very Cancerous Rodent: nuclear rat meat -Mysterious Druid Knight: salt and human bones -Owl: salt and owl meat -Hampter: hamster meat -Jakito: *y o u c a n n o t d e v o u r a g o d* -Flesh Prison: flesh and holy light -Flesh Panopticon: flesh and regular light -Something Wicked: unidentifiable flavor -Big Johninator: metal and nuclear bombs Prime Souls: -Minos Prime: snake+human cardiovascular system -Sisyphus Prime: sand+human cardiovascular system

@funnydog8742 10 ай бұрын

this is what the earthmover feels like after v1 lobotomy

@Teimberar 10 ай бұрын

What Juan is getting crazy with the rankings 💀💀 we must help him

@Teimberar 10 ай бұрын

The yummiest one is getting red railcannoned in your face

@PhoenixKnight777 10 ай бұрын

Most sane Ultrakill player

@EMan-xj5cz 4 ай бұрын

We are eating with ALL of them (not to even mention when you get the PERFECT sharpshooter shot)

@millymints 10 ай бұрын

juanc4 synesthesia arc

@youmu8331 10 ай бұрын

this man doesn't have iron deficiency source: zeus said it to me

@wambone 10 ай бұрын

what p ranking P-2 does to a person:

@DummyNearYou 10 ай бұрын

personally I think the whiplash isn't good on its own because it's supposed to be a seasoning, you combine it with other meals, and doing so gives you a better taste in your mouth. it's kinda like msg, makes everything better.

@MORNINGSTAR827 10 ай бұрын

Malicious face cannon is the kind of spice I need

@RadishRanchRiceRaish 10 ай бұрын

Yummy weaponry.

@spidercatgaming3229 10 ай бұрын

Other game's communities running out of content to make after a few weeks. ULTRAKILL community:

@daktotathecolossus7404 10 ай бұрын

You forgot the most important part of the meal, the meat, how much crunch you get from murder.

@Somethinorother. 10 ай бұрын

This is perfectly sane behavior

@pig_is_waching6919 10 ай бұрын

peak ultrakill content

@ahuman1184 10 ай бұрын

Imo the screwdriver is a dilectable weapon. The initial hit is the first part, because you can then punch the nail while attacking to deal instant scrumptious damage: high A imo