Ranking Which Animals A HUMAN Could Beat In A FIGHT

[@lucastracymma8764]

Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:39 Walrus 5:22 Chimpanzee 12:13 African Elephant 13:07 Elk 15:31 Crocodile 19:35 Tiger 21:36 Black Bear 24:58 Grizzly Bear & Polar Bear 26:43 Ostrich 29:44 Silverback Gorilla

[@thatjack4]

Alright bro these videos are getting ridiculous now

[@Sunwoosubwoofer]

@@thatjack4shut the fuck up. The video was based on

[@dablueishpurpleshockwave1840]

@@thatjack4bro who made you the fun police

[@user-ly3zk5yc2f]

Man a ostrich would fuck a human up😂

[@DwreckJ]

Bro timestamps for this is insane😂😂

[@bobuxrestored609]

the idea of getting a decision win over a walrus is so funny

[@lolunderstated533]

especially because the Walrus wouldn't even give a fuck when the decision is being announced lol

[@badsandwich2534]

Just gotta jab and low kick it from range yk

[@nelix5627]

in the preconditions it definitely didn’t sound like there’d be judges or refs there😭😭 so it caught me so off guard when he said that

[@dhdhdh2257]

Be on the outside, popping out the jab, walrus plodding forward, no head movement, just grit and durability, gotta get that decision win.

[@nelix5627]

@@dhdhdh2257 he got herb dean there to split it up😭

[@bigtomivan]

Answer from someone who actually works with some of these animals; Walrus - you have no chance, its going to take up most of the cage and nothing you can do will have any effect. Francis Ngannou could have a clean shot as hard as he can and do nothing. Walruses take hits from Polar bears and arent bothered. Chimp - no chance, in the open, if youre lucky, a big hit might make the chimp think twice and back away, if youre lucky. In a cage, with no escape, you will see violence like you wouldnt believe. It wont rip your arm off, but it will rip your shoulder out of the socket. If you try grabbing it, you will lose your fingers. Your side kick will do nothing, the chimp will run at you, even if you manage to push it away, it will be on you before you get a chance to get a second shot, then you lose your face. Its also way smarter than you think Elephant - no chance Elk - 90% you lose. If you can avoid the antlers and grab hold, you can kick out the legs and hope. Unlikely though, you arent jumping on its back. Croc - this one is actually your best chance. Crocs are ambush predators and arent really built for land. Their walking capabilities is mostly about moving between waterways. If youve seen people like steve irwin, as long as you dont get too close, you can avoid their lunges. Also, crocs "cardio" is non existant. They have super slow metabolisms so they get tired very quickly. That being said, you probably cant hurt the croc, but you could touch it and outpoint it. One mistake and your dead though. Tiger - no chance Black bear - you are way overestimating your own capability and underestimating the bear. Bears fight other bears, bears get hit and bitten by other bears. Nothing you can do will compare to that. In the wild, you can scare a bear off, or hurt them and make them think twice and run away, in a cage, with nowhere to go, youre getting mauled Grizzly/Polar - no chance Ostrich - no very aggressive, no super durable. The beak is not a threat at all. Ive been pecked multiple times, the beaks not sharp, it doesnt hurt, at most you get a little pinch, its the legs you need to watch. They can kick really hard, 2000lbs of force. They also have a large claw on their big toe, it can disembowel you. This ones 50/50 for me Silverback - no chance

[@jd3thegreat]

I disagree about the walrus. They don't turn well so if you get to its side and stay there with movement it has no offensive capabilities. He never said that he'd knock it out and probably won't do any damage to it period, but he can win via decision since he'll have a lead in strikes landed.

[@jd3thegreat]

The rest you're spot on

[@bigtomivan]

@@jd3thegreat where are you getting your information? The walrus can run on land as fast as most humans, and since it defends polar bears and fights other walruses with its head, it needs to be able turn on the spot fast enough to keep its tusks in front. I'm telling you a human vs a walrus is like a fly vs a human.

[@NomSauce]

For the crocodile, if they're anything like gators, they might be impacted by tonic immobility. Another fun fact for these type of animals, their bite muscles are so heavily specialised for closing their jaws, the comparable strength of opening the jaws is laughable. This means your best bet in the cage is to circle it until it's a bit more tired, then get onto its back and close the jaws. Now we use tonic immobility, while holding the jaws shut, we flip the croc upside down, almost like going in on a read naked choke. Hold it there until tonic immobility kicks in and it should theoretically count as a submission or TKD since the croc is now immobile. His stomp tactic won't work because their back hide/scales are just far too thick and durable and will just disperse all the force.

[@NomSauce]

@@jd3thegreat I think you need to watch some Walrus footage lol, these guys, much like their flubby bodies, can turn in all sorts of angles.

[@Agrory]

This. is what the mma community needs.

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

💯

[@drazendukat4013]

Absolutely!

[@YouMeAtSix0123]

Yeah he thinking he can kick a black bear on the nose is what the mma needs

[@longkhongvan254]

@@YouMeAtSix0123 you still watched the video

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

😆😆😆

[@stoplaughing7363]

Meteor falling of the sky Lucas: my approach would be a clean spinning kick

[@316jaygaming2]

😂

[@Oscar-ek2jx]

I mean its better than doing nuthin

[@Goals_First]

Tah hahaha 🤣🤣🤣. Bros not Saitama

[@megamagikarp8512]

Or a win by decision

[@streetcone303]

"Just bop it in the nose,"

[@TheHenaxe]

The idea of hitting a leaping 600 lb tiger with a "big gnarly overhand" almost killed me

[@louislee9200]

I’m just happy to know there are people out there who are as dumb as I am😂

[@VulgarBeyondSteel]

Head kick it lol

[@wateo1782]

Guy thinks he's Kazuma Kiryu.

[@iamRepublican2]

BuT iD LoW kicK iT 🤓☝️

[@Bagnel]

Tigers are rarely 600 lbs in the wild

[@enrico93]

Bro pretending he can beat a walrus with sidekicks when even a polar bear can't kill those things

[@foxy2pointo]

You don’t need to kill anything to win a decision. You could win on points against titanium, how much damage you do has no bearing on points in a decision, it’s whoever can land more hits and what kind so the walrus would have to kill him before the decision is called

[@DavidHernandez-dk1zs]

@@foxy2pointoit wouldn’t be that hard. Walruses are massive animals, bigger than most cars. To win any points you have to get close enough to the walrus to touch it, and that’s way too close for comfort. All a walrus has to do is literally roll over you and you’d be flattened like a pancake

[@shannonmcnair8238]

@@foxy2pointohe made the walrus sound slow, they’re actually pretty fast on land (21mph). They will flatten a person if threatened not to mention they have knives growing outta their mouths.

[@marshallcrocker8239]

did you even watch the video he said he'd win by decision

[@enrico93]

@@marshallcrocker8239 what kind of decision you make vs an animal that you can't even get close and it has already annihilated you?

[@upchuck59]

A walrus would smudge to a 49-46 decision

[@MrPunjabproductions]

Walrus is a tough out

[@thatonelad4594]

With how heavy they are, the walrus would probably smudge the opponent to submission.

[@EF.707]

Lucas has the lower weight class skill

[@PjXu98]

But how would a walrus do against the Blob Gaziev?🤔

[@nickr7703]

Walrus has trained at the wet blanket academy for decades

[@DamonNomad82]

My grandparents lived in northern Thailand from the early 1950s to the mid 1970s. One of the villages they lived in was home to an elderly man named Bohp. Bohp was paralyzed from the waist down, and survived on donations by the other villagers. To "earn his keep" he lived in a wooden box at the edge of the village's fields and kept watch for any threats to the crops. If needed, he would raise an alarm by shouting and ringing a small bell. One night, Bohp woke suddenly to find a tiger sniffing the outside of his box. He was terrified, as the tiger could easily have broken into it and carried him off. He was too afraid to shout or ring his bell, but he took a handful of the straw that he used as bedding and shoved the ends of the straw out through a small gap in the box, just as the tiger started to sniff there. Some of the straw went up the tiger's nose, and it immediately ran away, snorting and sneezing! While that might not technically count as "winning a fight" with a tiger, Bohp's cleverness did save him from becoming its midnight snack!

[@realdragon]

Well, animals that don't know porcupines learn really quick to not poke their nose into spiky things

[@bisheshwarraj3225]

Thanks for sharing such a good incident.

[@HansenSWE]

This is why the dominant species on this planet has no claws, no fangs, no durable skin to speak of and are basically completely helpless for the first decade of its life. We don't need it. Generally.

[@moniquemonicat]

Great story. That was a miracle!

[@silverwolf2643]

Well yeah bro, cleverness, our intelligence is the only thing that overpowers the animal kingdom, our special trait, that is why humanity is on top. Otherwise we suck. We can definitely beat some animals with just physical prowess, it is possible. But definitely not these big and tough ones.

[@TONY_N_CHI-TOWN]

Brooo I’m already laughing and haven’t even started the video😭😭😭

[@Jack_80]

wait until you have the mental image of lucas fighting an ostrich.

[@kevinschwart1028]

This video is pure comedy!

[@Karim-8055]

Hands down most hilarious MMATuber rn

[@vichaiyang]

That’s actual factual facts from me too 😭😂💙

[@Zakato01]

His laugh killed all the animals

[@Trozenator]

Crocodiles are extremely old and have crafty vet grappling

[@saulrubalcava1707]

😂😂😂

[@quirky_kratos_456]

doing thunder rolls

[@wideopenthrottl]

@@quirky_kratos_456 You're in their world down there. Get outta there!

[@holocade4908]

It only takes like 5 pounds of force to hold a crocodiles jaw shut . I'm laying on him for 25 minutes and winning easy

[@Trozenator]

@@holocade4908 Jailton Almeida strategy

[@BeastNugget44Main]

There isnt a single person alive that can beat any sort of bear in a fair fight with the bear actually trying to kill you

[@nur418777]

Modern people tend to forget that, without our tools and friends, we're just sort of in the middle of the natural food chain.

[@joedatius]

black bears are bitch tier anyone can take them in a fight easy

[@Morningstarwho]

Actually there's one recorded man who killed a bear with his bare hands

[@BeastNugget44Main]

@@Morningstarwho Small bear and under very lucky circumstances

[@SpiritSquadMTG]

Even if it wasn't trying to kill you LMAOOOO

[@toodlepop]

a gorilla probably beats their own chest harder than you could ever kick it.

[@badsolja1]

Yeah this guy think his side kicking a human or something For him addressing chimp saying their fangs 🤦 Dude don’t seems to comprehend that chimp can rip his body parts off literally Fingers , nose , ears maybe leg and arms By its pair hands Mortal kombat style Let alone gorilla A lot of these animal survive in the wild They have way more developed body and muscles and bones Him kicking them might be the equivalent of your 6 old brother kicking you Doesn’t seems he comprehend that He basically comparing human capabilities to animal when it come to take a hit 😂

[@kobi2024]

His side kick is massage for the gorilla

[@Eazzy-ze8ml]

Lucas’ sidekick would knock the gorilla out easily

[@silverspade8394]

@@badsolja1 nope people have defeated chimps before especially strong Adult men so if you are a small dude or a woman you might be in some serious trouble. The ripping body parts mortal kombat level strength is with Gorillas. There was an account of an african dude who was attack by a silverback gorrila and it head was actually ripped from the body as well as his left arm removed and ripped from its socket. Chimpanzees are similar to dogs in that they will keep mauling you if you turtle up but just like dogs strong pain tolerant men have defeated them before

[@ashtonmosby7473]

@@Eazzy-ze8mlHOLY GLAZE😭

[@willmullen8928]

Another incredibly ground breaking upload by Lucas glazy

[@wannabeafricanboy5779]

Your literally sucking his whole sasuage right now

[@wannabeafricanboy5779]

Blackie detected

[@faithalone5081]

Fruits with glazey

[@morrishellgrn]

@@wannabeafricanboy5779 glazed fruit

[@captainclyde5082]

Im 0-3 against the neighbors cat and this guys out here karate kicking chimps in the face

[@tonyprice2256]

lol

[@matteoandersini6909]

@@captainclyde5082 I'm scared to death of getting into it with my friends cat. It's like 20lbs of pure orange hell. I make him put it in his room when I come over. One time I went to the bathroom and there it was. I swear it did a mix of roaring like a lion and hissed like a mountain lion at the same time. I slowly closed the door and went outside to piss. My neighbor has a big all white cat named piggy that's cool af. It's all lovable and likes to be petted and purrs real loud. Brads cat is a psychopath tho. It's name is Hannibal.

[@krishnak2432]

Haha so true

[@ClaudeSpeed6]

​@@matteoandersini6909l'unico nome peggiore per un gatto è Attila. O Satana, stessa cosa.

[@realdragon]

@@matteoandersini6909 I do have have and sometimes when we play she bites. But she bites so hard I'm on my knees and can't do anything, she doesn't even pierce a skin but I know she could

[@RsSlay]

Imagining Lucas's Tracy oblique kicking a Walrus in a cage, attempting a decision win is pretty fucking great

[@MrPunjabproductions]

Remember the decision

[@Jack_80]

i more enjoy imagine lucas trying to leg kick an ostrich.

[@RsSlay]

@@Jack_80 🤣

[@aistov_inspace]

Every animal from this list will decimate you in a seconds 😂

[@maryjaneshoe-fm4yr]

This guy overestimates his fighting ability.

[@samanyupalthi]

@@maryjaneshoe-fm4yr its mostly people underestimating an animals. I dont know what a walrus can do but any other animal locked in a fighting pit will be relentless.

[@gamesguy]

Most fit adult humans can beat a crocodile. They're really not that dangerous on land. Avoid the bite and you can literally pinch their mouth shut with a finger due to how comically weak their mouth muscles are while opening.

[@bunniifangz]

@@samanyupalthiwalruses are effectively invincible anyway, even if it wasn't fighting back you'd probably tire yourself out fighting it before significantly hurting it

[@AMINE_B6266]

Walrus won't feel anything so so he's gonna win with points 😂

[@saltenjoyer549]

“kangaroo striking is good, but, ehh, nobody check his grappling “

[@vikrams788]

"I think I beat kangaroo, for sure"

[@Jack_80]

kangaroos should have been in the video, along with king cobras. cobras would be interesting because you could kill it, if you manage to get ahold of it without getting bit. they're pretty quick though, so not sure how possible it is to get your hands around one without getting bit. probably be in the A because it's at least killable.

[@charlesbrown4483]

@@Jack_80 Super venomous snakes are just an RNG check even if you’re a seasoned, professional snake handler.

[@thechosenonetim7738]

Some kangaroos have a good rear naked choke. I've seen them put one another asleep on more than one occasion

[@dhdhdh2257]

I feel like their striking is mid, not good reach, all they got is kicks. so stay on ya toes, different angles, keep moving to the outside of their lead foot. you seen that video of the man hitting the kangaroo because it took his dog, bro was shook after one hook, he was on crip street, I think you double up on every shot, eventually the accumulative damage and you get a tko.

[@spidertheo3613]

"A chimp has a brain it can be knocked out" Bro, when Travis the chimp was tearing his owner's face off the chimp was shot several times and just kept mutilating the woman like nothing happened to him.

[@lwalker0306]

Also stabbed by the owner

[@treybowers154]

​@@lwalker0306multiple deep stabs to the upper back from my understanding. To which Travis just stood straight up and glared at her unbothered.

[@гоедру]

yeah yeah rrrrright 😂 idiots

[@bachiwar6555]

That chimp was literally addicted to xanax and on a heavy neurotic state

[@arnigeir1597]

@@treybowers154 I think he was already bothered, given the ongoing mauling. But he was hopped on some drugs, so even that's an outlier.

[@JasimSinatra]

A Walrus and Belal Muhammad fight would be an absolute snooze fest 💀

[@momo_f_awsome]

But their build is very similar

[@rialtaf2239]

No contest via Belal gets eye-poked by the walrus tusk then drops to the ground crying.

[@Noah_Banyas]

That comment took me out bro that shit was funny asf

[@Glorious_Amun]

When he said "They're more stupider" really sums up this video for me...

[@joewanyoike2993]

Dude thinks he can KO a black bear; I need whatever pills he's taking

[@philwilson609]

The thing this guy didn't mention is IQ - intelligence, brain power. Every single creature in the animal kingdom is going to be at least a hundred times smarter than he is - maybe a thousand times smarter. Anyone capable of fantasizing about throwing an overhand right at a tiger's head has serious mental challenges.

[@26MECH]

​@@philwilson609😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@argentin2306]

I mean, Vegetta777, a spaniard youtuber who lives on Andorra, choked to death a bear like 2 months ago, he himself said it wasn't a huge bear, but it was an adult bear at the end of the day

[@shannonmcnair8238]

⁠@@argentin2306bro u tried to sound smart by saying ‘whom’ and used it wrong.

[@argentin2306]

@@shannonmcnair8238 autocorrect, used it a few times and since my native language isn't english, my phone picked on it and used it automatically, no need to sweat it bro

[@hun43rdd]

congratulations to flukas glazy for knocking out COLD an elephant by biting down on the mouthpiece and throwing a BIG meaty hook!

[@MMAGUARDIAN56]

Lucas has been watching too much joe rogan lately😂

[@MatthewMcRowan]

Anyone unironically watching rogan is either 60iq or a kid

[@theheroverse5191]

People forget man 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@tankjones513]

​@@MatthewMcRowan120 IQ here, and I have watched/listened to hundreds of hours of JRE.

[@mangotail6808]

Or dude thinks his Ace Ventura.

[@kojoattah3987]

“Pull up the bear feet pics”

[@Divinemakyr]

Lucas broke down laughing every twenty seconds throughout this entire video and most of the top comments took him completely seriously. Somehow.

[@ineverlaugh]

fr lmao people be slow

[@PercSlushy]

Lucas was rolling and sparring in the chimp exhibit at the NY zoo and Caesar said “this guy strong bratha”

[@Holestic_Honesty]

lol

[@NewDarkKnight]

Fight for the belt of the apes

[@Emilito91]

Bro😂

[@XZagatoX]

Always thought Khabib looked like Caesar

[@lanceanthony198]

‘Lucas Tracy Vs 10 Coyotes’ is being added to UFC 304

[@YungOsamaCoin]

😂😂😂

[@george.vasilev.reyner1916]

Rabid or regular?

[@Skyx5m50]

Coyotes are mean as fuck bro. My Pitbull almost died and I almost got my arm chewed off and risked getting rabies. Scariest moment of my life and I served 2 tours in Iraq.

[@aidenfrost10]

Ladies and Gentleman, referee Herb Dean has stopped the contest at 40 seconds of Round no. 1, declaring the winner by dismemberment, Coyote

[@danteletsrock2796]

@@Skyx5m50Thank you for your service 🫡

[@edselsantoni6138]

Marine biologist here and the main concern with a walrus wouldn’t be its tusk it would be its weight. If it manages to knock you over (which is very likely with its immense weight) and proceeds to land on top of you, you will be crushed almost immediately

[@tiagomota4734]

George !

[@freddiefreedom4858]

Bro thinks he can KO a black bear when in reality he’d lose a 48-47 decision to a goose 🦆.

[@AllThingsArtistic-ATA]

😂

[@erwaldox]

Just scream: "PERKELE!!" to the black bear and he will run away 😂😂

[@ghnbtrcv8672]

😂😂😂 so true

[@MSharifTrading]

Yeah he lost me with the black bear part. He literally has no clue how dangerous it is

[@Messup7654]

@@MSharifTradingstop it their 500 pounds max all a bear does is charge keep evading burn it out and it doesn’t have the reflexes to dodge face kicks it has brute strength like a heavyweight with no technique

[@ExtraDip147]

Bro trusts his sidekicks a lot

[@amg863]

Two years of kickboxing experience bro

[@Mikeyyyasf]

@@amg863 thats not doing anything to any of the animals mentioned

[@Huntressbuint]

Back kick may be useful too😂

[@hellzonefirebrigade3056]

Those sidekicks will be about as useful as a flyswatter against the majority of these animals

[@omarsali2990]

​@@Mikeyyyasfexept the chimp it has no chance I'd winning

[@Brock.R]

I saw Lucas doing hip thrusts at the local LA Fitness

[@sneak916]

I’ve seen him at the local Peaches and Cream Ville Fitness

[@zacharyav5277]

@@sneak916was he listening to house music?

[@faithalone5081]

​@@zacharyav5277he was also throwing big meaty overhands like a sack of potatoes on his roundpad like a gritty oldhead boxer

[@Xjebin]

@@faithalone5081I also saw him afterwards training his smudge grappling just wet blanketing a guy

[@faithalone5081]

@@Xjebin probably chris curtis at xtreme couture as magomed ankalev says hes short but strong brotha.

[@christiano_vibez]

genius I love this. this was a masterpiece.

[@PARLENPOLITICS]

My guy kept saying a chimp is 130lbs...130 lbs of psycho chimp that is super agile come on bro no chance.

[@joedatius]

chimps aren't especially agile have you actually seen them? sure if they are in a tree but its fair to say this is on land

[@Ancient1341]

they got teeth, you punch they eat your fist. and enjoy it.

[@martindunstan8043]

​@joedatius they can reach speeds of 25mph compared to the average speed of an olympic sprinter whjch is 18.23mph. Any human in a fight with an adult chimp will have their face and genitals removed,an arm torn out of it's socket where it will proceed to beat the human to death with the wet end. Karate kid or wannabe Jon Jones will be ended savagely.

[@Patrick-oj8rm]

​​@@Ancient1341they have grip strength like 8x average human and bite strength higher than any dog or big cat and as high as grizzly. Whatever they grab is getting bitten. And fyi to this guy, they mainly go for the eyes fingers and balls with their bites, they're vicious MFers

[@shakrazz1014]

Lookup performance biting metrics and strength metrics comparing trained humans vs primates. Human wins with little difficulty against most primates except the obvious ones like gorilla and less so obvious, for example, baboons.

[@lucasbrown743]

Those "skinny" bird legs are far bigger and stronger than any human. Remember they're carrying around that 300lb frame.

[@Do27gg]

Not to mention they have knives on their feet

[@aanthonyy_]

and seeing the speed at which they can run I can only imagine those skinny legs pack an extreme power if they were to kick you properly 😂

[@langan3311]

But, in fight, he knows the only weapon are its legs. So he needs to focus on its legs and when he dodges the kick, he is open to attack the neck. He won't stay still so the ostrich can kick him.

[@lucasbrown743]

@langan3311 the bird is faster abd what's he gonna do headlock that thing or punch it? With what reach? 😂😂

[@DavidHernandez-dk1zs]

That’s still not as impressive because healthy humans can squat 300 lbs if they train at it consistently, it’s a feat both men and women can achieve without too much difficulty, many strongmen can squat around 500 lbs sometimes more. People forget that human legs are about 4 times stronger than our arms

[@HaoPieldeoso]

As a geologist in Canada who has had a few encounters with bears I can tell you that if a black bear wants to kill you, its over. Sure, in the wild it is not that difficult to scare them off, and they normally wont attack you, but if you are in a cage with one and it attacks you, you are likely missing that kick and getting destroyed. Any human would.

[@DogMakingSausage]

Dude is a massive clown.

[@PaulBrower-bw4jw]

I know what a dog can do in an enclosed space... and it isn't pretty. Dogs are well-behaved under most circumstances, but take away the good behavior with monstrous stupidity and you are facing power, speed, agility, strength, cunning, fearsome claws and teeth, and great cunning. The only thing that you can do is to climb out of a dog's reach. Prevention is the way to avoid trouble with this fearsome predator. I'm not getting into a fight with a Doberman, Rottweiler, or German shepherd.

[@Strawberrykoal]

@@PaulBrower-bw4jw I think the only reason why humans often win against dogs is because we can pin them down. Hands are super underrated.

[@zaynes5094]

@PaoPieldeoso Especially if you have no weapons available to you. There's a reason why hunters hunt bear with extra protection and higher cal guns. They're very hard to kill or even hurt with your bare hands. I used to have dreams about killing and beating up black bears, but I was obviously unaware that I couldn't even be close to a bear.

[@NealBurkard-ut1oo]

Even if he lands that kick, it ain't doing much. The bear will probably just have to swipe with its other paw

[@basedbluehair1296]

This is legitimately one of the funniest videos I've ever had the pleasure of watching. "I'm trash talking, I'm saying 'what'... I'm saying 'count em up'" 😂

[@ezrakim1323]

"No rule in the jungle" literally after the first animal "It will be a 25 minute match"

[@a_centurion_main8757]

"No rules in the jungle" Says he'd win by decision

[@Thatmanwretched]

So this is what a Saturday with no UFC event produces. LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣

[@Thatmanwretched]

Going to decision with a Walrus is wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TonyF1MMA]

UFC 302 is this weekend

[@Thatmanwretched]

@@TonyF1MMATalking about this past Saturday fam

[@TonyF1MMA]

@@Thatmanwretched Just on the off chance you weren’t, I didn’t want you to miss 302

[@Thatmanwretched]

@@TonyF1MMAMy guy!!! Let’s gooo Who you got? My hearts says DP brain says the Dagster.

[@kommi4527]

i have never seen a more delusunal man in my life

[@mihalyschneider9866]

YeAh, BuT i SiDe KiCk It

[@ItsYouAreNotYour]

Everything he said is completely fair. I hear a lot of "It's a black bear!" I have chased these things around before. I know exactly what he means when he says I'm not afraid of these guys. In a octagon, these things bolt out and run out into the crowd. DQ victory.

[@accurategamer7085]

His more delusional then those 4/10 girls thinking they 10/10

[@mihalyschneider9866]

@@ItsYouAreNotYour that doesnt mean you can beat it

[@generalgrievous3133]

​@@mihalyschneider9866it's still considered a win lmao

[@nwadyoti-omozuanfo7829]

The idea of him thinking a chimp wont take off his hand is so crazy. This guy is so delusional

[@rdel714]

He thinks that he has a better chance against a chimpanzee then an elk? My friend who is a zookeeper immediately wanted out of primates specifically chimpanzees and now is literally hand feeding adult Tigers. I asked him why he'd rather inside an enclosure with a tiger then a chimp. Pretty good response though he said there's no moat a 20-foot Gap and an electric fence surrounding the Tiger😅 yes tigers are capable what chimps are unpredictable and will rip your limbs eat your genitals and the bottoms of your feet and face

[@rdel714]

Oh and they'll do all that because it's the only animal outside of a human being that kills for pleasure

[@somerandomperson15]

People forget man, salt water crocodile got nasty leg locks

[@monkeyboy275bobo8]

Yeah there is a video of one croc just casually deathrolling the leg off another one which doesnt really care about it either.

[@boredguy6970]

@@monkeyboy275bobo8 That video is cool, but so fucked up. Such terrible negligence on on the zoo’s part.

[@Tyrann7]

And their tail. I think their tails are pretty strong and being hit in the legs while trying to sidestep it could prove very bad when not looking out for it

[@joshuabrito6743]

“My approach to a fight with a tiger would probably be something like shitting my pants”

[@Diaszurana]

Sounds about right 😅

[@SpiritSquadMTG]

Yeah that one I agreed with LMAO

[@elijahrelucio3427]

Bro has to have the best sidekick in existence 😂

[@AndyNocturne]

Gotta be Bruce Lee incarnate

[@yasserhassen4104]

Simply put, ain't no human beating a walrus

[@clintonwatson1295]

The chimp is the "boogeyman" I'm dying😂

[@MrPunjabproductions]

Lucas pulling out the beakers and test tubes for the Chimp

[@ILYxIW]

Everyone ducking the chimps man

[@Globbguy]

Chimp is definetly on s tier

[@wideopenthrottl]

@@MrPunjabproductions Gotta have the perfect strat or the chimp is leaving with 2 dicks.

[@julianmma]

Beating a walrus by decision 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kiabtoomlauj6249]

That's probably the only big, wild animal Lucas could take by "decision." He could, with some Ninja stealth & luck, "touch" the giant blabber a few times without being torn to pieces of sat on & turned into mashed potato. All the other ones, he's never going to go NEAR, much less, tough, and escape to tell about it.

[@nasvsan6191]

​@@kiabtoomlauj6249We had no idea

[@MrPunjabproductions]

Stinking it up against a Walrus

[@clearlyalunhead1109]

​@@kiabtoomlauj6249lucas would land some crafty veterans calf kicks on an Ostrich. Probably TKO it with low kicks

[@Dogfromtf2]

@@MrPunjabproductions😂😂😂

[@bandanaclips]

“If i’m fighting an elk, there’s no point in me getting into guard”

[@stevesimms8605]

This has got to be the dumbest mma bro locker room conversation ive ever stumbled upon. Thank you for making it

[@lofilazy.]

Bro is talking about a chimp, "They have brains like you and I, they can be KO'd" I'm fuckig dead.

[@boredguy6970]

It’s true though. A chimp is not that much tougher than a human, after all, they’re only half our size, just waaaayyy more ruthless.

[@Vetbnkkjnn]

​@@boredguy6970 😑 they scrape , cut , and bruise themselves daily Then they play with 💩 they have 💩 in open wounds

[@extracrispy9229]

I’m all for chimps getting fraud checked let’s set it up a chimp vs Jack the joker ufc 305 book it Dana!

[@DannyKingston14]

@@boredguy6970are you dumb or stupid?

[@SuperKamiGuruu]

​@@boredguy6970 average humans dont bave the strength to rip off hands with bare hands lol

[@workerskrunch6505]

🎶Big Meaty Hooks, Big Meaty Hooks, we’re throwing Big Meaty Hooks all damn night long, throwing Big Meaty Hooks 🎶

[@Jubanuba]

shine bright like a diamoond

[@lanceanthony198]

🤣 dead bro

[@faithalone5081]

​@@Jubanubaflukey flukester goofy goober

[@philyoutuber7270]

🥩 🪝

[@Karim-8055]

twigs snapping twigs snapping

[@oldknowledge64]

KOing a tiger with an overhand right 💀💀💀 spinning wheel kick on grizzly 🤯. Dudes a comedian 😭

[@treybowers154]

Nahh bro is just that skilled after 2 years of kickboxing (basically a fucking hobbyist)

[@oldknowledge64]

@@treybowers154 😭😭😭💀💀

[@WizeGuyz2023]

"a polar bear is slightly more aggressive then a grizzly bear..." They hunt humans. They are one of the only predators on this Earth that are not afraid of humans and actually hunt us. But slightly aggressive. I think it's hilarious though, I love the ego. I want to see him go up against a walrus in a ring now

[@oldknowledge64]

@@WizeGuyz2023 I would pay to see him vs a walrus 😅😅

[@NeverCriticizeChosenPeople]

I'm just imagining how someone hits a tiger who is sprinting at him with an overhand right, shatters his hand and gets mauled a second later 😂

[@jp12696]

None. A pissed off house cat could beat most of us up

[@realdragon]

Sometimes when I play with my cat she bites hard, the only thing I think about is pain. She doesn't even pierce the skin but I know she could if she wanted to. Don't underestimate pointy teeth

[@obliviongigan6360]

That's got to be bait, unless it goes directly at your neck no pissed house cat could beat your average human especially when you could just crush it your foot like an Elephant does it to a man.

[@Chris-b6y2v]

Brother cmon u cant be serious 😂😂 yes Humans will run away from an aggressive Streetcat but not because we lose the Fight its because we have a Brain and know its not worth it, in a Life or death scenario Humans will ripp a cat into peaces dont underestimate Humans when they in Life or death scenario 😅

[@LottoWavy]

Better hope Sal D’Amato isn’t on the judges panel when you take that walrus to a decision.

[@Leopard164]

Chimpanzees are actually one of the most violent animals in the world, they also have been known to kill each other from different communities. Chimpanzees are also intelligent enough to use.

[@mrlaybackvevo264]

That’s what make them unpredictable

[@moonbean9565]

I know they use tools but the way u said use makes it seem like drugs. Is that what u mean?

[@willpomeroy7711]

A human can definitely still hurt and bother a chimpanzee through physical force that they’d disengage from the fight and essentially forfeit, as they obv have no idea that they’re taking place in a scored fight 😂

[@BaconPizzaWaffles]

Shit, they use? Last thing I want to fight is a chimp on meth. That's horror movie shit.

[@Strawberrykoal]

@@willpomeroy7711 chimpanzees are pure muscle because of how compact they are. They can literally rip the arms off of your body and they’ve done it before. They will also go out of their way to torture you just enough so you don’t die. And they have no problem biting and ripping at your flesh until you’re screaming in pain and bleeding halfway out to death. They’ve also been known to maul and rip pets in half just because. Do you know why they do that? Because they’re smart, like human smart, they’re actually our closest living relative. And that’s why you would hesitate, but they would gladly tear you limb from limb. Chimpanzees win against humans every time, they beat us in every category except intelligence, but they’re really close.

[@FirmlyGrasp_IT]

PEOPLE FORGET MAN

[@__Twizz7]

*wild Joe Rogan noises*

[@faithalone5081]

​@@__Twizz7steel thai cups??

[@frayzer1782]

This guy is a KILLER

[@__Twizz7]

@@faithalone5081 always

[@__Twizz7]

@@frayzer1782 *Nick Diaz glazing in coming*

[@spadelcd]

i havent laughed like this at a random ass yt video in so long bro 😭tell me u made more of these😭😭

[@ayyyanti7707]

A Walrus is pretty much just Gaziev. Not really much striking, Has solid grappling but will gas out before the 5th.

[@benmcreynolds8581]

Talk about a wet blanket

[@leizhao2784]

Bro i know it sounds so sad but this is literally the happiest 30mins for me in a while💀💀💀

[@eduardocasado124]

FACTS

[@_.7.victor]

Can’t blame u video was funny asf😭

[@heroperseus007]

Good for you Bro. Glad to hear you enjoyed it.

[@гоедру]

A THOUSANDS of people not buying default IRONY in the comments

[@mag9299]

Lukas just sidekicking animals for his life 😂

[@TheTruth-im8oq]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 best show ever ,,,, could not stop laughing every time you start to crack up 😂😂😂😂

[@patstar2473]

walrus smudge is undefeated

[@fernandowong371]

Best smudge grapplers in the game

[@wideopenthrottl]

I think we found Shamil's training partners.

[@fatninja9823]

In a fight to death, a 400 lbs black bear would kill you. No questions.

[@SoggyMann]

If it tried than yea, but he's taking in to consideration the chance that they dint fight back and just run away.

[@Ronnie2Jacked]

@Crisp682it would climb out of the cage to get away disqualifying itself

[@ab-mc3sb]

in an mma fight bro

[@CalIrvin-ks3iv]

Dang, is he not fighting back? ​@Crisp682

[@Fluff4ls]

A bloodlusted black bear would kill you no questions. And that's that

[@Jrcondones]

Lucas is really spicing things up with the content, and I'm absolutely loving it! 😂

[@Jrcondones]

@@wannabeafricanboy5779 🤨

[@UpDarki]

I nearly died of laughter. There needs to be a part 2.

[@tibiaots24]

Lion has never checked a calf kick in their life.

[@Karim-8055]

I'm sayin'

[@AlexPereirasLeftFoot]

they check it with their mouth

[@tibiaots24]

@ElainaWilson94 bro you dont know me, when I see red even a lion has no shot

[@tibiaots24]

@ElainaWilson94 I couldnt care less

[@Ken_Frazer-619]

​​@@tibiaots24 lol even a lion that's not pissed would smash yoh angry ass without breaking a sweat now a pissed off lion is Thanos on steroids

[@kent_kast]

Haven’t watched the video yet but I already know Lucas is going to say he would beat a brown bear

[@Brandon-rb4sm]

The grizzly bear would have to slip on a banana peel

[@adolfoduarte3719]

Dude thinks he has a good chance of beating a black bear😂 like one swipe won't rip his skin off his ribs

[@COSMEREAUDIO]

He didn't

[@ironiccookies2320]

I've noticed that so many people seem confident. Here's what actually will happen if it's actually a fight to the death for non S tiers. Walrus: No human will ever beat it. A polar bear can't even beat it. Polar bears usually die from walrus wounds. If you think you can beat 1700 pounds of pure fat and a polar bear can't even beat it, you're being delusional. Chimp: Humans are the weakest apes. A chimp will easily rip out a full grown man's face. Crocs: Strongest bite force in the world of 3689 pounds. It can easily rip your arm off. Your best bet is to hang on its back but what's that gonna do? How are you even going to kill it with its scaly armor? Black bear: No human, no matter how big and strong you are, will ever be able to beat any type of bear without weapons. If you think you can, let's put you in front of a full grown bear and see you try. Ostrich: Now this is one that can go 50/50. They have a kick that's powerful enough to break bone. Their kick is around 2000 PSI, and it only takes roughly 1700 PSI to break the femur, the strongest human bone. If you get kicked in the face, it's over.

[@djvincekline7338]

About the bear: Maybe this dude could kick a koala bear... But then he would be arrested because the koala is too cute :-D I've seen a video about the panda bear. If you put the colors on it's face upside down, you will realize that the panda is neither a friendly looking bear. It's probably even stronger than a black bear, although it only eats bamboo.

[@ironiccookies2320]

@@djvincekline7338 Koalas are not bears

[@djvincekline7338]

@@ironiccookies2320 Thanks, didn't know that. They always call them koala bears so I thought that it is a small sized bear. However, there is another bear that is 'beatable'. That is the sun bear. They only become 70cm (standing height). Well, they would probably still beat my ass. :-D

[@therainman7777]

There actually is a recorded incident of a man in Spain killing a smaller bear with his bare hands (not a cub, a fully grown smaller species of bear). He choked the bear to death. It’s usually not smart to make definitive statement of things unless you’re _really_ sure you know what you’re talking about. Also, crocodiles do NOT have the strongest bite force out of any animal. Not even remotely close. Look up the bite force of a great white shark, or an orca. You have no idea what you’re talking about, yet you’re speaking with such unearned authority.

[@UniverseGamerLumi]

It's not like you have to kill the walrus though, take the blob into deep waters and 50-45 him, no stamina no skill. Jab and teep and get that UD

[@jamesgillam6478]

I once watched Chimp playing with a big rubber tire, maybe 30kg. He effortlessly piffed it maybe 5m in the air with one hand, these guys are STRONG 😂

[@nielpeluso2201]

Ostrich teeping ur guts out buddy

[@jaredwise6278]

Ostrich by side kick and lateral movement

[@kingt0295]

Same with a kangaroo, elite Muay Thai fighters

[@jeffypwnzu]

ostriches have fucked up ppl who have weapons lmao

[@mattplayzgamezandstuff8790]

⁠@@kingt0295but nobody check the grappling

[@kingt0295]

@@mattplayzgamezandstuff8790 focus on Dustin bro its fight week

[@chenzomutumbo9140]

A chimp will not only rip your face off, they go for the manhood as well... and they are incredibly smart and part of that makes them sadistic and wanting to inflict as much pain as possible.

[@miguelelanimal146]

The only recorded fatal attack of a gorilla on a human a person had his head literally ripped off, this is an actual recorded event

[@realdragon]

Holy shit

[@Jefferson-ly5qe]

Got a link? Can't find it

[@therainman7777]

@@Jefferson-ly5qeThat’s because he made it up.

[@miguelelanimal146]

@@therainman7777 you made yourself up

[@therainman7777]

@@miguelelanimal146 Nice comeback on being called out on your blatant BS.

[@theunkownguy5574]

Dont forgot lucas has a 79 inch reach

[@rockhead445]

People forget man

[@FirmlyGrasp_IT]

At age 14 btw

[@theunkownguy5574]

@TheBiggest2004 yeah ,Lucas is a beast,brother this guy strong

[@MariUrameshi]

Bro called black bears goofy goobers💀Lucas has the funniest lingo on mma youtube 😂

[@Do27gg]

Mma KZbin must be in a dark place lol

[@harrytatem]

These videos are honestly why he's the best MMA creator rn 😭😭

[@aaaaaauk]

he stole it from cagesideconversations

[@chapellepullom8798]

​@aaaaaauk no he didn't

[@aaaaaauk]

@@chapellepullom8798 ofc he did

[@chapellepullom8798]

@@aaaaaauk nah.

[@bandini22221]

Ok you're a funny guy. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. As far as reality, every one of these beasts would kill you in a cage fight where neither one of you could retreat. I'm a gambler and wish they had these fights so I could make some money!

[@r-trex7434]

True

[@realdragon]

@kenneth7239 But gladiators in coliseums had weapons and armour

[@ggthewhale]

27:40 the idea of an ostrich checking a low kick has me dying

[@therainman7777]

lol same here

[@JRhodesZA]

This shit is so funny because just when I think I’ve heard the wildest take there’s another one that arrives lmao

[@christopherearlestory4671]

Bro was spamming side kicks 😂

[@tiromandal6399]

50% comedy 50% fight. Perfectly balanced.

[@nelix5627]

he planning to go to decision in a fight against a walrus💀💀

[@fxrdo]

you had way too much fun making this😭

[@AndrewMclachlan-hq4jp]

5ft 8 👀 we seen the dancing vid LITTLE bro

[@craigdelora4017]

U earned a sub for the 1st 2 mins of laughter!! Great sense of humor!! Love it!

[@haidusus437]

bro thinks he can beat a black bear, but a chimp would be to much for him💀You know what a freaking black bear would do to a chimp

[@LiveAnywhereElse]

Nah, better ask yourself, what will a black bear do to a gorilla (considering that gorillas are often hunted by leopards)?

[@NazDaRuler]

@@LiveAnywhereElseHis talking about a chimp bro not a gorilla 😅

[@LiveAnywhereElse]

@@NazDaRuler I was meaning this in the sense that, if black bears will obliterate gorillas, imagine what they will do to a human.

[@Kingganggriddy]

Black bear wouldn’t be able to get close

[@LiveAnywhereElse]

@@Kingganggriddy You know that black bears are faster than Usain Bolt in his prime, being able to run up to 30 mph, right?

[@alex-nh8og]

" if i make a mistake, i may be alive, but ill be changed forever." god thats so good this content is why you are the best mma yter

[@ImagineFlagons]

As someone who has seen someone get dismembered by a chimp, yes they would pull you apart.

[@Alva2k]

On the internet or irl?

[@ImagineFlagons]

@Alva2k bit of both, though I don't think it matters where

[@DavidHernandez-dk1zs]

@@ImagineFlagonsI think it matters, because I saw a video of a guy wresting a chimp and the guy was manhandling the chimp pretty easily (though this was a circus chimp).

[@omarsali2990]

​@@ImagineFlagonstell me where cuz it never happened the only case I know is an old lady having her face munched for an hour

[@thecyberviber]

@@DavidHernandez-dk1zscircus chimps are trained not to actually seriously fight back-

[@jaycarson318]

I’ve never laughed so hard 😂😂😂 man this is gold

[@innocuousblockofwood]

"Swinging a big gnarly overhand" to beat a tiger fucking LMAO

[@nerminerminerminermi]

If the ostrich kicks you (thats what it will do) your bones will be shattered and intestines hang out

[@feelsdankman211]

your source for the latter: trust me bro

[@nerminerminerminermi]

@@feelsdankman211 i really dont care if you trust this or that my sis

[@Smitywerban]

​@@feelsdankman211wikipedia - common ostrich - humans - attacks. Its rly not that hard to find.

[@feelsdankman211]

​@@Smitywerban no one asked for your opinion, but thanks for attempting to provide a source anyway. "Disembowel" does not equal "intestines hang out", which is the discrepancy you missed.

[@Smitywerban]

@@feelsdankman211 it litteraly means that. Übersetzungen von disembowel Verb ausweiden gut, disembowel, break up Aber hey, was wmerwarte ich schon von nem Rechten? Hirn? Fehlanzeige.

[@dale4525]

Please do a part 2 to this

[@andrewdavis3924]

This is one of the most entertaining videos I’ve ever seen, well done 😂

[@cadengericke5652]

I can not believe this is an actual tier list from Flukas Glazy

[@AlbaCountertenor]

You have absolutely NO chance against any of these animals except maybe the croc on land if you surprise it.

[@316jaygaming2]

And how will you kill it? Zero chance

[@iamjp1]

@@316jaygaming2wouldn't be able to kill it or probably even hurt it but you could outpoint it in theory lol. only issue is you can't fuck up even once or you die

[@jinxtheslugfromslugterra1760]

@@316jaygaming2 nobody said nothing about killing or knocking out, it’s in an mma match, just don’t get killed and land even one hit and you win by decision

[@KJ4284-w9s]

Ostrich seems to be weakest on the list.

[@Strawberrykoal]

@@316jaygaming2 with a really big adrenaline rush, you could probably choke it

[@hakunamatata-w3873]

I'm laughing with you throughout the whole video 💀💀 When you said your only chance against the tiger is a hail mary lucky overhand, i was dying

[@ashtonbrown8833]

The best part 😂

[@extracrispy9229]

Like a sack of potatoes 😂

[@jerryamescua]

American black bear kills the most people of all the bears. Interesting that he thinks he has a chance lol fun vid tho

[@shabbeakbari5873]

The problem and the difference between you and a chimpanzee is that you fight once a day. A chimpanzee fights all day to survive ☺️.

[@Zepherian]

Ok, running commentary here as I watch this: Walrus: yeah, sidekick a walrus, I mean, what's the worse that can happen? Oh right, it could kill you. By mystake as it rolls over to see what is tickling it. The way to beat a walrus is to walk briskly away from it. Chimpanzee: it would rip your balls off, it would bite your fingers off. If you try and kick a chimp it would rip your foot off. It would do you before your fight IQ even knew your balls were gone and before you threw the first punch. The way to beat a chimpanzee envolves a sniper rifle and a lot of yards. Elephant: This will be good. Ok, good call, S tier for an animal that can kill you with it's nose. Smartest thing you did so far. Elk: Yeah, sidekick something that is 4 times heavier than you charging. And after you break your leg on it, it stabs you with it's antlers. Saves you the humiliation of trying to choke it and being dragged off into the forest. Just shoot and eat it and stop molesting it. Saltwater Crocodile: Oh cool, you want to surf it. Yeah, that will work... no it won't, it would eat you. No, you won't beat it with cardio lol. Tiger: No, you will not KO a tiger. The shit in pants might work. Disgust is the key. Black Bear: It would probably not want to fight you and run away, so you could win a decision, unless it wanted to fight you and you would die. It would shred you. It's twice your size and has claws the size of dinner knifes. Grizzly: Your simply dead. And eaten. And shat out. Polar Bear: It would eat you without even registering you were fighting back. Ostrich: the only one I sort of agree with you, it's possible for a fit human to damage one, but they are still wild animals and dangerous. I would definitely avoid combat with one at all costs. Gorilla: It would defeat you using your own limbs.

[@WheresCupcake2124]

Lmaoo nice comment

[@Do27gg]

Have you seen an ostrich’s toes? It’s literally got knives on it’s feet, they will destroy you if they want to

[@romanromero5099]

👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kojoattah3987]

This is hilarious but don’t let it fool you He’d stare at those animals and they’d instantly explode from his raw spiritual aura alone 🗿 He’s just too strong

[@norielgames4765]

An ostrich has super strong running legs and huge claws in it's foot. As a bird it has weak bones but it's insanely strong and could disembowel you with one kick. Your best shot is to grab it's long thin neck and try to kick it from the side, somehow, and break it. It would probably either kill it or paralyze it neck down.

[@jetsebrienen1976]

As someone with a master in biology I am just gonna say this: It's good that you don't have to fight these animals, cause you are severly underestimating almost every single one of them. Your ''ideas'' of how those animals fight, and how you would strategize against them, would get you killed in a second. You can win vs a black bear, you could scare it away even. A walrus would probably end in you losing or a draw, cause you will never kill it. So either you keep evading it till the clock is at 0:00, or you will slip up and get brutally murdered. Versus all of the other animals, if the animals really want to fight, you WILL die a 99 out of a 100 times.

[@xXSamir44Xx]

You can't win against a black bear. Scaring it away is your only option. The moment it decides to fight back it's over.

[@HansenSWE]

First time viewer. You had me at walrus. LOLOLOLOLOL

[@benmcreynolds8581]

I love that you went with the MMA criteria Rather than "To the Death" The idea of going to a decision with a Walrus is flat out hilarious. I invision Yoel vs Izzy haha

[@sunrise4353]

Yoel vs Izzy is literally lion vs cheetah 😂