Rat Simulator

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Rat Simulator is a survival stealth role-playing simulator game set in a suburban neighborhood where you play as a rat to spread the plague across the neighborhood in order to build a rat's paradise.
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[@grzesiaczek98]

I love how other large KZbinrs put a ton of effort into thumbnails and Kevin's out here with 3,4M subs just uploading a jpeg of a rat as a thumbnail. It fits his style so well

[@depacifiermorelikeboreragnorak]

Kevin is the most relatable human being ever

[@Cameron368]

Meanwhile over on ISorrowProductions KZbin channel literally every comment is begging for him to put a rat back in his thumbnails

[@AmyWrightTheNerd]

I laughed so hard when I saw it. I was just like 'typical Kevin' 😂

[@batterybroken]

Lmao true

[@wissert]

The only thumbnails of Kevin's I don't like are the Sims ones that use images from other games in the franchise other than what the video is actually about.

[@stephanie1733]

“He’s looking a bit sad so you know what I’ll go down and just turn down his sensitivity a bit so he’s not that bothered” This is going to be a good video

[@JimPickensCult]

Wish we could do that irl 😔

[@MinerBat]

i think it will just make him more sad that kevin thinks he is a mouse rather than a rat...

[@nicc6]

​@@JimPickensCult same

[@user-id3ns5oz4m]

He turned down mouse sensitivity he needs to find the rat sensitivity option

[@thecomfyshirt]

Yeah that’s about when I buckled in

[@0RAFAELA0]

as a rat owner, this is the type of game Ive been waiting for

[@bassqueen41]

I also own rats just not voluntarily

[@Floofie_boi]

This game is legit years old.

[@anonomuse9094]

​@@Floofie_boiyeah, it's aged like a fine cheese

[@JMemski]

I have 8 ratties, best pets ever 💜

[@Mellejido]

Same

[@mundanephysics521]

As a person with pet rats I can confirm they shoot poison orbs on the regular, it's quite bothersome!

[@TheFos88]

I've had a couple little rat friends but I had to stop getting them. They have such a short life span but a ton of personality and I would get too attached just to lose them. 😔

[@laurieb3703]

Same 😢💔 ​@@TheFos88

[@PauloHernandezXD]

I knew I wasn't crazy; my toilet cheese keeps disappearing >:(

[@RossCleveland42]

"He has no object permanence, that's interesting" I lost it, too damn funny.

[@headintheclouds4571]

He lost it too. Because,, because of the…

[@totallynotatree8718]

I lost it at ‘Why would you put it on the couch!? You people are lunatics!’

[@dansmacabre]

The one time when the NPC is actually correct when they go "It's probably just a rat"

[@OzOrnis]

We wait for the day Kevin plays "Wind Simulator"

[@HawkinTheNoob]

​@@OzOrnis arrow to the knee sim

[@TheJStale]

The "I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 mins" is a SpongeBob reference :) I believe the full line is: "I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes." And the "Snake? Snake? SNNAAAAAKE!" is a Metal Gear Solid reference.

[@leeannpelletier4117]

Thanks for this I was waiting for a snake to show up and try to eat Kevin

[@Narutosonicrule1245]

"Women and cats will do as they please" is a quote from either Tumblr or twitter

[@RubyBlueUwU]

@@Narutosonicrule1245nah, it predates both - goodreads attributes it to one Robert A. Heinlein who passed in 1988, but it has been passed round tumblr and twitter ad nauseam. As a general rule it’s wise to assume any such quote that gets passed around online didn’t originate there, since usually it’s a case of people reposting age-old sayings for likes. Also the Mickey Mouse quote about loving him more than any woman is an actual thing Walt Disney apparently said. So there’s that.

[@Narutosonicrule1245]

@@RubyBlueUwU well good job to Robert then aye? Danke fro the knowledge. The dead will be reborn yet

[@Mette_Abildgaard]

Kevin is already a genius at being a menace. This game was practically made for him.

[@user-ml2bn7xx7e]

I didn’t not know there is a game were you play as Micah bell

[@bluecometzola773]

right? kevin is in his zone

[@JO-cr9gn]

I'm almost certain this game was made for Zach at oneyplays lol

[@redmist6630]

Rat is short for rathew

[@IchNachtLiebe]

Have you heard of the origins of St. Patrick? Drove hordes of Kevin's right out of Ireland to protect the decorative cheese.

[@Im-Cyber]

Project Zomboid, The Sims, now Rat Simulator? Man Kevin knows what games we love.

[@user-xv7eu8po8c]

*which games

[@JPB99911]

@@user-xv7eu8po8c I don’t recall seeing a witch in this video

[@richard6907]

These are 100% the thoughts of a rat 😂😂 " I'm off your property bro, you can't legally kill me now!!"😂

[@mrmagot98]

Weird to think I've been watching this dude 6 years. Time flies fast.

[@MaiaMirabell]

Same here, I think. And yes....

[@TheFos88]

Same. 6 or 7 years. Absolutely wild.

[@hamsamech8399]

I started on the comedy night videos. Y'all should watch the charity karaoke stream that NotCallMeKevin uploaded if you haven't yet. It reminded me a lot of his old content but it's so much improved from the older content because of his experience making videos for so long

[@TheFos88]

@@hamsamech8399 oh man the comedy night series is pure golden. I pop in over to his other channel sometimes but I'm not sure I've seen the karaoke stream!

[@spelcheak]

Weird to think 12 years ago I was going through his backlog

[@immarissa]

Kevin judging for their decorative cheese when he has prisoners in his basement.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Of course, the decorative cheese in the basement is made of ceramic, dont want to take any risk on the matter. No way will Kevin leave the prisoners have even the posibility of eating his cheese.

[@WithManyVoices]

Rats: Rats, we're rats, we're the Rats. We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the Rats.

[@alanbareiro6806]

I'M THE GIANT RAT THAT MAKES UP ALL THE RULES

[@WithManyVoices]

@@alanbareiro6806 LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE WE CAN GET OURSELVES INTO

[@nobodynever4326]

Good to see Kevin is still running straight for the dementia ending

[@katielouise210]

i can't believe that i, a grown woman, am watching kevin, a grown man, pretend to be a rat. excellent.

[@TheFos88]

I, another grown man, find relatability in you, a grown woman, who also happily watches Kevin, another grown man, pretend to be a rat.

[@mariecarie1]

As another grown woman, I relate to both of you in my enjoyment of watching Kevin, a grown man, pretending to be a rat.

[@blackcats_and_coffee7972]

12:25 well you seem to only get the points whenever you save the other rats, so your "loyalty" to the other rats is probably why they're called loyalty points 😂

[@xxjadynx]

Exactly lmao. Thought that was obvious😂

[@realdragon]

I think not enough people appreciate Kevin for becoming rat for us

[@OzOrnis]

He became a Bear, a Goat, a Hermit, a Caveman, and many more. He's done a lot for us🥲

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

@@OzOrnis He even became a military genius for us. We would never have come up with the boat strategy if not for Kevin McAllister.

[@BLADES.28]

The "Mouse sensitivity" joke at the start of the video is one of your best 😂😂

[@OzOrnis]

"Oh my god, what is this game?!?" has become a source of immense comfort for my ears. Many thanks, Military Rat Genius Kevin!

[@robbmitchell7846]

3:38 Pestman?? If someone called me that I'd be pissed man. lol I've never heard an exterminator referred to that way lol.

[@bellac6311]

ive heard them being called "pest control" before, but "pestman" is so funny for no reason 😂

[@BebbaDubbs]

What if Kevin learns that rats are actually the sweetest lil nuggets? 2:23 the lower back tattoo is iconic

[@leeannpelletier4117]

I saw that I was like there is a story there!

[@CaloBrown]

Bruh, the VA in the game is on par with a Neil Breen movie, and I love it. The writing in the game is great, it basically does the editing for you, and I thought Skyrim had the most NPCs of all time but this takes the cake. Or should I say, takes the cheese?

[@snakewithapen5489]

The VA work is so absurd and funny, there's no way the creators didn't know and it's not intentional xD

[@mariecarie1]

The VA honestly sounds like AI. That was my first thought, anyway.

[@allisonhoff5805]

That mouse sensitivity joke was top notch!! It's the perfect rat content that has me coming back for more videos!

[@kathleent4291]

It’s mind blowing how realistic they’re making these simulator games nowadays!

[@lisasoto3425]

The game's dialog is like shower thoughts come to life 😂

[@marceloasensiofilho3833]

I just want Kevin to implement the cult strategy in the Sims 4 landlord thing

[@GojiMet86]

9:23 It's nice to see Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media getting a second job as a voice actor. Being a VCR repairman isn't what is used to be.

[@Marvell3000]

So I wasn't imagining it he was actually in High on Life

[@spittingpinkk]

I came here to say that I could've sworn I heard him! "Did anyone else hear Mr. Plinkett just now?!"

[@ElvenRaptor]

@@spittingpinkk"This game is such a disappointment. Just like my son."

[@mariecarie1]

“Rat Simulator is the most disappointing thing since Star Trek: Picard. AND my son.”

[@izzy_ness]

After having recently had a rat problem at home I can 100% confirm the accuracy of this game

[@ssssimmons8736]

Setting a whole house on fire to get rid of a pest is honestly a vibe

[@Frog_L0ver342]

You know it's gonna be a good video when Kevin immediately starts breaking things

[@Jcob11_]

Finally Kevin gets to play as his spirit animal

[@lastar7824]

It’s just a regular rat not a naked mole rat

[@humlegard-gaming]

I like how Kevin always makes me interested about games I've never heard about before

[@pravitkeyo9167]

Not even one minute in and Kevin is already causing chaos and i'm here for it

[@frownybabe]

the mouse sensitivity joke LOL ik this gonn be a good one

[@dankrug2524]

8:56 METAL GEAR SOLID REFERENCE?!?!

[@No-xg8ts]

This is the best game on the market, this game made my wife leave me but I’m too busy playing rat simulator to cry

[@VanillaFace.]

7:04 Lmao that’s a SpongeBob quote from the episode where he tried to get into the Salty Spittoon

[@StankMau]

As a huge rat enthusiast, this is the game I’ve been dreaming of!!!

[@franphibian]

as a proud owner of many chaos potatoes i can confirm this simulator to be eerily accurate

[@olenoname8060]

Wow my last rat passed away this morning and I JUST finished cleaning out his stuff and I open KZbin to Kevin posting a rat video within the same minute

[@ManiacTenshiMakenshi]

sympathies ❤

[@Lord-Cumquad]

As a man who knows a guy who is afraid of rats, this game is perfect to show what rats do. they spit acid with a mouth machinegun, and can use the force to make things fly

[@thefirstpilot589]

If there’s in rule I follow in life it’s that every game has a rat mode

[@sumwhere08]

I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would. Nearly fell off the treadmill a few times 😂😂. I need a part 2 to find the boss

[@StormblessedPotato]

0:11 I'm so angry for laughing at that

[@Pip_Bear]

Didnt know you were Mr Bell, Kevin

[@ryandaniels677]

It's always a great day when Kevin uploads ❤

[@JhericFury]

I just want to say: what a title, minimalist yet saying much with what isn't there, you have to read the words that aren't there, beautiful. (I'm being overdramatic for comedy, I do love the simplicity of it)

[@AkuracyX]

I have been waiting patiently for this game on the channel. I am blessed by the rat king. Thank you, Kevin.

[@Knomshabeck]

You know, I got the notification and was like Rat Simulator? Then I saw it was from Kevin. I nodded and said "Yeah that makes sense". I think kevin truly has desensitized us since tree simulator

[@thespaldo]

Damn, the sequel to Ratatouille is looking wild if I do say so myself. Pixar is really going all out for it! Good for them 👏

[@armintargaryen9216]

Kevin playing as a rat? That's every episode of Bitlife with crime

[@anirbanhasan8988]

You say that like there are episodes WITHOUT crime

[@lockerchief]

Kevin is now a military rat genius

[@hobohoop3267]

This simulator is so relatable!

[@user-ft1su1oi5k]

14:06 reminds me of Float like a bee, sting like, uh.. Bee!

[@leeannpelletier4117]

One of my favorite videos

[@Ninathedoglover]

Can't get over the dialogue and voice acting it's so good

[@therickrollking69420xD]

Genuinely had me choking. I had rice in my nose, not cuz I put it there, but because this video was so darn funny.

[@IHopeSoM]

I laughed like I was experiencing being tickled for the first time. Kevin, you need to play every animal simulator game there is. You seem to have it down to a science.

[@maxwellrivas3591]

8:33 this guy REALLY doesnt like being poisoned

[@depacifiermorelikeboreragnorak]

Rats? More like Bore Ragnorak

[@thereal_hannahmontana]

“Oh, you can just break stuff. This is a great game already!” Never change, Kevin. Never change

[@joahvanzijll7704]

Good to see Kevin simulating life as Micah Bell

[@ShadowSentry211]

11:46 saving private ratyan

[@Hompos69]

my smile instantly appeared when i saw kevin uploaded, you're a wizard kevin

[@oliverking7227]

So we can finally see what it is like to be micah bell

[@callieope_]

Finally, a simulator video i can relate to

[@JimPickensCult]

Rats rats we're the rats, we stalk at night we prey at night, we're the rats

[@salmasabhira]

the headphones suits him

[@Madgirlwithatumblr]

Finally they made a game that explains my life

[@TisStilles]

So rats really do fire poison projectiles? All those RPG games I've played were correct then.

[@bakukuma]

loving the headphone! 100% genuine btw the color looks good 😊 also been loving the circular face cam in videos

[@Pandasu28]

As a New Yorker, it's nice to see our state animal get its own game

[@angrywalrus6523]

Ahh 20:00, Kevin time from the second i finish work

[@Hansy995]

Just when I'm about sleep, a notification about Kevin's upload pops up, splendid

[@MollyTheCat117]

tank you for postin anotha video Kevin, luck o’ the Irish I tell ya!

[@ultimate_pleb]

Roses are red Kevin says 'feck' You're a 3rd rate dualist With a 4th rate deck

[@12341170]

Kevin is an infestation genius!

[@oliveee297]

for some reason KZbin hasn't been putting your videos on my homepage, but today it felt I needed to see this, and god damn were they right

[@sh0rty173]

Idk how you do it but a 15 minute video from you always feels like 30 minutes and I love it

[@ryuklix6387]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VERY DAY!! MY TIME HAS COME !! I'VE 100%ed THIS GAME IN 2022 ON CHRISTMAS EVE

[@bethswiftie]

my cats are getting neutered today and I am a bit worried and sad so thank you Kevin for putting out a video, exactly what i needed

[@epiclexi1234]

4:37 unlocked a memory😂

[@bvintage3508]

Kevin: Who just chases a rat out in the wild?! ....Meanwhile, he's just in someone's yard, not in the wild. 🤣

[@Aleksander_Zgraja_Star]

That reminds me of prince ratboy

[@hollychadwick8686]

Watching this during class hopefully no one rats me out

[@something6833]

I have no idea how Kevin got that footage of me.

[@harrisonprice4235]

“Babe wake up Kevin posted 5 minutes ago” (Can you play into the radius?)

[@moriahschoech9894]

I am also a sad rat that needs someone to turn down my sensitivity.

[@sebastianarmstrong6543]

Another Kevin video so soon. We have truly been blessed by our Dear Leader.

[@HeavensNoriaki]

I actually think this is one of my fav kevin uploads😂 kevin making me laugh and then the game dialogue ALSO being funny ?? perfect game perfect for kevin. major goose game vibes

[@kingbaby8761]

Got here quicker than Pickens deciding to kill someone.

[@JotaC]

Yes, I'm a rat. I'm rattling Kevin to the CIA!

[@GB28893]

I remember watching oneyplays play this

[@grapesoda8113]

I too wish to one day be a rat.. Godspeed Kevin

[@nikkisucksateverything]

I’m always looking forward to watching Kevin unleash absolutely chaos in every game in existence

[@whitedarkness8053]

They locked me in a simulator, a rat simulator, a rat simulator with Kevin

[@sobachicorm]

thanks to this simulator I finally know who I want to be when i grow up!! (Im 23)

[@egygizda]

the hungarian flag on the door 🇹🇯🙌 why did it have to be in a RAT simulator though 😂😂

[@alksi1]

"Ma' told me the rats were irradiated in Chernobyl, but the housing market was too good to pass...."

[@user-yh5pu2ck4f]

I once had a rat simulator. It was all about hunting spiders ( I don't know why, nor where they came from) and exploding printer machines... It was pretty dope...

[@spoo5122]

This game is surprisingly full of references to other things