Alabama Boss Tries The WORST Liqueur In The World (Jeppson's Malört)

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Rated Red

Rated Red

Күн бұрын

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@snickelfritz4706
@snickelfritz4706 Ай бұрын
Malort because tonight is the night you fight your dad. Malört because your pants aren’t going to shit themselves. Malört because sometimes you just have to unfriend someone in person.
@snickelfritz4706
@snickelfritz4706 Ай бұрын
Malort tastes like breathing in mosquito spray and the burnout smoke from a 1971 Caprice.
@michaelstewart6609
@michaelstewart6609 Ай бұрын
Malort is the apocalypse in a bottle.
@snickelfritz4706
@snickelfritz4706 Ай бұрын
@@michaelstewart6609 Malört, it’s a kick in the nuts but for your tongue.
@DeadHermit
@DeadHermit Ай бұрын
Malort, because you’re not getting your security deposit back
@MichaelWilliams-vb6wr
@MichaelWilliams-vb6wr Ай бұрын
​@@snickelfritz4706 😂😂😂 not a 71 Pontiac
@HopeForTheBrokenBand
@HopeForTheBrokenBand Ай бұрын
"That should go down real smooth" 😂 famous last words.
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
I was giddy when he said that. - The guy who suggested he try it
@Militantcharles
@Militantcharles Ай бұрын
All Malort is filtered through 1987 caprice classics, the unofficial car of Chicago
@keithmays8076
@keithmays8076 Ай бұрын
I remember one comment that described it. To. A. T. "It tastes like gasoline filtered through a used sheep skin condom." Disgustingly accurate.
@Edcreviewer
@Edcreviewer Ай бұрын
Buick regal baby with the fake velvet interior now that was riding comfort... That bish just glides when doing 110mph down the back roads... Fond memories of my teens
@williamlynch3491
@williamlynch3491 Ай бұрын
Lol
@1988thefreeman
@1988thefreeman Ай бұрын
@@Edcreviewer My first car was an 83 Regal! Paid $1000 for it in 2005 :)
@jumpieva
@jumpieva Ай бұрын
@jvharbin8337
@jvharbin8337 Ай бұрын
"I don't wanna do this liqueur shit no more. I wanna make that clear."😂😂😂 I died right there.
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
He meant that.
@hyacinthbucket3803
@hyacinthbucket3803 Ай бұрын
@@Ratedred I give him credit, I would’ve either been on the floor in the fetal position, or puking my guts up.
@Sir4everKcRoyal
@Sir4everKcRoyal Ай бұрын
Ah, Goldschlager. Reminds me of 20 years ago being 21 and thinking I was fancy drinking something with gold in it 😂
@missourimongoose8858
@missourimongoose8858 Ай бұрын
I still take a shot of it every year at the start of deer camp, a tradition my brothers and I made up when I was 14 and my brothers were 15 and 17 lol
@warshrine8635
@warshrine8635 Ай бұрын
Shit I thought Aftershock was fancy back then
@Sir4everKcRoyal
@Sir4everKcRoyal Ай бұрын
@@warshrine8635oh god not Aftershock 😂
@gassgames
@gassgames Ай бұрын
I remember it tasting good to lol
@Edcreviewer
@Edcreviewer Ай бұрын
Hit the nail on the head... 20 years ago there was a many nights of fun drinking it!
@nicknorthcutt7680
@nicknorthcutt7680 Ай бұрын
"Put a top on it and throw it in the river" 🤣🤣
@Ravikant.Sharma
@Ravikant.Sharma Ай бұрын
And on top of that Horse has got to taste better.
@jeff8366
@jeff8366 Ай бұрын
Malort is like drinking the beer bottle everyone is putting their cigs in.
@ak-jxrdy-7
@ak-jxrdy-7 Ай бұрын
_💀💀_
@Nazgarn
@Nazgarn Ай бұрын
i've done that whilst drunk, wasn't too bad. i think i drank a bottle of tabasco sauce that night as well. marlort just sounds nastay
@J0krswy1d
@J0krswy1d 13 күн бұрын
Did that as a kid by accident.. pop can not beer bottle though. If it tastes like that.. and people willingly drink it?! Wow..
@Superliegebeest0
@Superliegebeest0 6 күн бұрын
Done that so many times. Drinking the wrong bottle of beer haha. Its damn nasty for sure.
@carystorm1863
@carystorm1863 Күн бұрын
Never tried malort but my friends have and they said it's the worst but then they'll do another shot ? Guess I'll have to try it myself being from Chicago, it's founded in the 1930s and has wormwood in it🤔
@scottydu81
@scottydu81 Ай бұрын
Malört was invented by a man who was a heavy smoker, and his taste buds were fried. He also liked the taste of bitter. It was potent enough for him to taste it.
@rainygirl65
@rainygirl65 Ай бұрын
It goes great with haggis 😅
@jumpieva
@jumpieva Ай бұрын
is it worse than steel reserve?
@Ortisan_Official
@Ortisan_Official Ай бұрын
You can get through a steel reserve a malort is just bottled vegemite its salty and bitter. Its not beer. Its actually a very good pork marinade though​@jumpieva
@TempleSpeedWay
@TempleSpeedWay Ай бұрын
It's a final boss.​@@jumpieva
@JustinJurazick
@JustinJurazick Ай бұрын
Like when I tried to make David Lynches Quinoa, and it was the most disgustingly sodium filled crap and then remembered oh yeah he's a chainsmoker lol
@TimC19
@TimC19 Ай бұрын
As an irish chicagoan, malort is a tradition. A nasty, hurtful, horrible tradition.
@lordbraunschweiger7814
@lordbraunschweiger7814 Ай бұрын
I’ll have another
@NothingValidHere
@NothingValidHere Ай бұрын
3 please! A round of the finest for my friends 😂😂😂
@adidzis
@adidzis Ай бұрын
the same tradition like Hakkarl in Island or Sürstromming in Sweden ... eeew
@howardsternssmicrophone9332
@howardsternssmicrophone9332 Ай бұрын
Can you describe the flavor? Is it like licorice or something pungent like that?
@viggler
@viggler Ай бұрын
@@howardsternssmicrophone9332 Malort: Think of a bear defecating a pine cone down your throat... wringing out the sweatiest, nastiest gym socks into a shot glass... An 80-year-old woman with a yeast infection bathing in a bathtub full of gin... Part of the flavor comes from the mouthfeel, it is extremely dry (think of the hoppiest beers and that feeling that lingers on the back of your tongue) but instead that feeling is like sandpaper that lingers for about five minutes.
@brianalbin8316
@brianalbin8316 Ай бұрын
Best reaction I have seen yet to Jeppson's Malört. Thank you much for that!
@drengillespie
@drengillespie Ай бұрын
Getting John Flanders (PVIII) onboard as an anti-spokesman got it to a larger market.
@viggler
@viggler Ай бұрын
Malort is an acquired taste in Chicago. It's usually drunk by guys who get off work early and stop by the bar before picking their kids up from school.
@Anguisette
@Anguisette Ай бұрын
Man, can you imagine being the kid who gets picked up by recently Malorted Dad? They're gonna need years of therapy...
@ligmasack9038
@ligmasack9038 Ай бұрын
Right after spending the Food Stamps on a new Chain.
@CrimFerret
@CrimFerret Ай бұрын
Malort is only tolerable if you have somebody in the group who hasn't had it so you get to watch their reaction.
@HR-rt9nh
@HR-rt9nh Ай бұрын
right cause if you can deal with the after taste of Malort you can deal with the kids and wife
@williamharvey124
@williamharvey124 Ай бұрын
And Cubs fans before first pitch.
@bellaususfitzpinguidpalate8732
@bellaususfitzpinguidpalate8732 Ай бұрын
Watching Boss pour out that huge amount of Malört... I was like NOOOOOOO
@dustinpeterson6511
@dustinpeterson6511 Ай бұрын
See there’s two types of people. I was hoping he’d keep pouring 😂
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
Watching him pour it in real life I was like NOOOO but also like YES
@usmc98277
@usmc98277 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@pauldunecat
@pauldunecat Ай бұрын
@@Ratedred And he swished it around like he was at the dentist. LMAO
@michaelcroteau5919
@michaelcroteau5919 Ай бұрын
@@pauldunecatyeah he was all the way committed to that belly flop
@jeffday1985
@jeffday1985 Ай бұрын
My motorcycle club drinks malort to toast in new members. That shit is made of gasoline, broken dreams, and a little bit of piss from a dehydrated moose. I suggested this a few weeks ago for him to try and here we are. 😂😂😂 I got 2 bottles in my bar upstairs right now!
@coyster530
@coyster530 Ай бұрын
I'm sorry 😂😂
@jeffday1985
@jeffday1985 Ай бұрын
@ literally the worst shit ever 😂😂😂
@ProctorsGamble
@ProctorsGamble Ай бұрын
2 bottles? Lawd gawd why?
@jeffday1985
@jeffday1985 Ай бұрын
@@ProctorsGamble because it’s horrible and a tradition thing for us. We all hate it.
@ProctorsGamble
@ProctorsGamble Ай бұрын
@@jeffday1985 Here's to hoping that aging it only makes it that much worse! 🍺
@matthewh7842
@matthewh7842 Ай бұрын
I am CACKLING at how hurt he looked after drinking the Malort! He grabbed those chips like he was cuddling a teddy bear! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
He was betrayed.
@eladsinger9215
@eladsinger9215 Ай бұрын
@@Ratedred Robbed!
@bobhais4759
@bobhais4759 25 күн бұрын
​@@Ratedredhoodwinked!
@JaysonBucy
@JaysonBucy Ай бұрын
Bama Boss has to be at least 55 years old, how can he not have had Goldschlager before in the 90s? It was literally everywhere.
@JaysonBucy
@JaysonBucy Ай бұрын
Also, you forgot Fernet
@jstevens69n1
@jstevens69n1 Ай бұрын
He seems like he would be hanging out with the crowds where that wasn't popular in😂😂. More of the beer and whiskey drinkers partying by a bonfire
@deanhockenberry9268
@deanhockenberry9268 Ай бұрын
I haven’t had Goldschlagger since Germany, in fact the same night I first tried Jäegermeister.
@tbjtbj4786
@tbjtbj4786 Ай бұрын
I was around that type crowd myself. Some girl would show up with goldsloger or aftershock or something like that every once in awhile
@Edcreviewer
@Edcreviewer Ай бұрын
Aftershock!!! Haha been 25 years since I had a shot or ten of it lol
@johnthomas1422
@johnthomas1422 Ай бұрын
Goldschlager: when you are just too fancy for Fireball.
@sailordude2094
@sailordude2094 Ай бұрын
Half Fireball, half Tito's, its so tasty. I call it the Janet.
@Nick-v7b3l
@Nick-v7b3l Ай бұрын
​@sailordude2094 is that the name of your ex that you text after drinking it?
@troy5352
@troy5352 Ай бұрын
I have no idea why this “Rated Red” came up as a suggestion for me but I’m so glad it did! I was laughing so hard through the whole video OMG!!! I am definitely binge watching ALL the videos now! I obviously liked and subscribed!!!! This made my day! Thank you!
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
Love to hear it! Welcome to the team.
@JustinGrill564
@JustinGrill564 Ай бұрын
This is probably my new favorite Alabama review, because they were so bad, and because they had the best reactions from Boss, I was in tears laughing at his expense. Sorry Bossman. Love ALL the reviews!
@ithmiths
@ithmiths Ай бұрын
Dokkaryan is pretty good too
@eladsinger9215
@eladsinger9215 Ай бұрын
He's performing a public service! We should be grateful.
@gregwyrick7167
@gregwyrick7167 Ай бұрын
Malort ain't too bad after the second one, then you wake up in jail, and all your cash is gone, but people said you did some crazy shit yeah! Malort, may I have another, lol
@eladsinger9215
@eladsinger9215 Ай бұрын
If you can get through the first one, the rest are gravy
@dannyfrog
@dannyfrog Ай бұрын
Malort. Because the closet isn't going to shit in itself. I couldn't believe he never heard of Goldschlager.
@Tone213x
@Tone213x Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@fuzzzone
@fuzzzone Ай бұрын
Malort: Tonight's the night you fight your dad! Malort: It's like you're being picked on in the fifth grade! Malort: It's the product of a gypsy curse!
@rustknuckleirongut8107
@rustknuckleirongut8107 Ай бұрын
Like a t-shirt with arms, I think is is just too fancy for where he is from
@joeMW284
@joeMW284 Ай бұрын
I live in Chicago. Malort is definitely an acquired taste. Yeah, it's bitter but I've learned to enjoy it. If I'm at the bar already kind of drunk and some people want to do shots, I'm ordering Malort. It's lower ABV than than your Whiskeys and Tequilas and I swear to god it helps settle your stomach after a night of drinking. Wormwood has a range of medicinal qualities.
@HandlingItAll
@HandlingItAll 9 күн бұрын
That's what Whataburger or waffle house is for here in Texas. Forget that crap
@bolexmadnessbygilbertsolor6953
@bolexmadnessbygilbertsolor6953 6 күн бұрын
like killing tapeworms in your gut
@seancohen81
@seancohen81 Ай бұрын
You order Malort for someone turning 21, as a joke to pull on one of your friends, or for an a-hole you don't like. It tastes like Lysol smells.
@nathandevine552
@nathandevine552 Ай бұрын
Where i lived at that time you ordered a cement mixer
@HandlingItAll
@HandlingItAll 9 күн бұрын
It looks like Pine Sol. Probably tastes worse
@Hacksawotob
@Hacksawotob Ай бұрын
The malort didn’t disappoint 😂😂
Ай бұрын
The look on Boss face tells you everything.😂
@fredrichl
@fredrichl Ай бұрын
Malört was invented by a Swede. It's quite like our own Bäsk, which is a vodka infused with wormwood to make it extremely bitter and rough. It's a quite nice schnapps together with pickled herring on midsummer. :)
@UFOHUNT
@UFOHUNT Ай бұрын
nasty
@ProctorsGamble
@ProctorsGamble Ай бұрын
It helps keep the flies away 😂
@bobhais4759
@bobhais4759 25 күн бұрын
Nothing you said, in any way, suggests "quite nice"! 😂😂😂😂
@SpawnBuster
@SpawnBuster 25 күн бұрын
Who hurt you?
@fredrichl
@fredrichl 22 күн бұрын
@@bobhais4759 Every culture has it's peculiarities;)
@cvas317
@cvas317 Ай бұрын
we call it a chicago handshake here in the midwest. a shot of malort with a high life/old style/pbr
@cvas317
@cvas317 Ай бұрын
@@LSU_Tig3rs I'm in Indiana and the drink is out of Illinois.
@ericharrison6418
@ericharrison6418 Ай бұрын
I’m sorry.
@009013M3
@009013M3 Ай бұрын
I have lived in the Chicagoland area my entire life and no, we do not do this.
@randalls9822
@randalls9822 Ай бұрын
​@@009013M3Facts. I'm from Chicago and Malort ain't no handshake, its more of a punch in the nuts!
@ultraman5168
@ultraman5168 Ай бұрын
I'll stick to boilermakers, thanks.
@highping1786
@highping1786 Ай бұрын
I like to use Grand Marnier orange liqueur in margaritas instead of triple sec. If I get a bad margarita at a resturant I order a shot of it to fix the margarita.
@VanWinger
@VanWinger Ай бұрын
Cointreau is also what I used to 'Cadillac' a Margarita back in the day, float on the frozen, and sidecar on the rocks
@LiquorAndWh0rz
@LiquorAndWh0rz Ай бұрын
I make Limoncello at home. The lemon oil is extracted from the peel directly in the alcohol. That’s why it’s so strong.
@Enjoymentboy
@Enjoymentboy Ай бұрын
Legend has it that Malort was originally created to prove to alcoholics they were beyond redemption. If you can keep it down then 12 steps will never be enough for you.
@chrissimmer1273
@chrissimmer1273 Ай бұрын
He's not acting. It really is that bad.
@Invitingsauce
@Invitingsauce Ай бұрын
It’s the stuff you let first timers try. lol. It’s so bad
@Revener666
@Revener666 Ай бұрын
Malörts is quite lovely actually, but you have to like bitter stuff.
@rysho1
@rysho1 Ай бұрын
@@Revener666 Who hurt you?
@Revener666
@Revener666 Ай бұрын
@@rysho1 no one. It is as I said quite nice if you appreciate bitter stuff.
@calebmusselman
@calebmusselman Ай бұрын
@@Revener666I concur.
@djhaloeight
@djhaloeight Ай бұрын
man he went all in, swished it around and everything before he swallowed. lmfao
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
That swish really sealed his fate.
@rickb3565
@rickb3565 Ай бұрын
Knowing what he was in for with the Jeppson's, and watching him swish it around, priceless :) That's a hard taste to get rid of, especially if you let it touch your whole mouth.
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
Yeah he really went above and beyond on that taste. Yikes.
@Asatru793
@Asatru793 Ай бұрын
These taste tests will alcohol with Alabama boss are the best.
@TheMarkemmy
@TheMarkemmy Ай бұрын
missed out on a great one. Rock and Rye. Straight(100 proof aged 4 years) with Rock candy and candied fruit. We used to use it to celebrate special events in the family. I shared a bottle with my Dad when I got out of Boot Camp. Cracked the bottle going out the gate at Parris Island. My mother drove . It took us from there to Richmond to finish. Good show.
@jorynickila7760
@jorynickila7760 Ай бұрын
Goldschlager is a high school alcohol and malort... Is good if you like the taste of the smell of off deep woods, bug spray mixed with the taste of hairspray aerosols... If you grew up in the seventies and the eighties, you know what that hairspray tastes like to this day! Now you mix those two together, and you have the taste of jepsen's malort! And the thing is, you can eat stuff after you drink that, and once you're done swallowing, you're gonna taste the malort again!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@neocommenter
@neocommenter Ай бұрын
I dry heaved when the Goldschlager showed up, 22 years and the trauma is still with me.
@seansullivan7928
@seansullivan7928 Ай бұрын
I have that problem with Southern Comfort
@daemonhat
@daemonhat Ай бұрын
after one too many bad nights with Jim Beam, i'm the same way. haven't touched anything whiskey related in 30 years. to this day just the smell of it makes me dry heave.
@skeeter197140
@skeeter197140 Ай бұрын
I feel your pain.
@imaxinsertnounherex
@imaxinsertnounherex Ай бұрын
I get the same reaction from gin. I smell the botanicals and start dry heaving.
@PB-tr5ze
@PB-tr5ze Ай бұрын
My chest heaved for a second when they pulled out the bottle.
@jasonguest5820
@jasonguest5820 Ай бұрын
Malort for when you don't want to share the bottle you brought to the party.
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
Boom
@glennroder9251
@glennroder9251 Ай бұрын
I've never had Malort. And thanks to this video, I never will. 😂😂😂
@scottgigot2593
@scottgigot2593 Ай бұрын
Coward. Malort isn't good, but it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Jager, the Pernod, the Hilde, Angostura bitters all have a number of plant extracts that give them strong, complex flavors. Malort just has one flavor (bitter from wormwood) and a lot of it. A few dashes of Angostura really livens up a drink but you'd probably never drink a whole shot of it so keep that perspective.
@pickleeater3102
@pickleeater3102 Ай бұрын
​@scottgigot2593 ok fine, but I've never heard of anyone adding a few dashes of Malort to a cocktail.
@eugenecosentino392
@eugenecosentino392 Ай бұрын
As someone from Chicago I love Malort I did a shot with my dad on my 21st and do one when i would go to a bar,but its an acquired taste. It also helps to hate your self just a little bit too 😂😂😂.
@adidzis
@adidzis Ай бұрын
I tried to shout "DON'T DO IT!!!" but it was too late ...
@Don_cheedle
@Don_cheedle Ай бұрын
You know it’s bad when it makes a southern man say “gah damn”
@panchoi1453
@panchoi1453 Ай бұрын
While he may not have the most sophisticated palette, I applaud Boss for expanding his horizons.
@TommyDye
@TommyDye Ай бұрын
Goldschlager! The shot of choice of the 90's college kid!
@pickleeater3102
@pickleeater3102 Ай бұрын
Yep, that or Rumpleminz
@BassFever4Ever
@BassFever4Ever Ай бұрын
6:03 should be a ringtone for incoming bill collector calls 🤣
@RobDeBerg330
@RobDeBerg330 Ай бұрын
LMAO when you busted out the Fritos 😂😂😂
@dahmc59
@dahmc59 Ай бұрын
Ikr I started literally roar laughing at that and then when he tasted the burp...PRICELESS
@djertoprezo
@djertoprezo Ай бұрын
Hi , Pernaud you have to mix with a bid of water 👍🏼😝🤪😜
@pickleeater3102
@pickleeater3102 Ай бұрын
......and some gin and/or seltzer. I've never seen anyone drink Pernod straight. It's like drinking a shot of triple sec.
@djertoprezo
@djertoprezo Ай бұрын
You have in France also Ricard = Pernaud and in Greece Ouzo 🎉👍🏼🥳
@sgthl
@sgthl Ай бұрын
Malört, also known as wormwood. Traditionally used for things such as killing parasites. That shit is baaaaaad 😁
@claytongross5657
@claytongross5657 Ай бұрын
Sorry, but I laughed so hard I was crying
@dale1956ties
@dale1956ties Ай бұрын
I Googled Jeppson's Malört and got this: Malört (literally moth herb) is the Swedish word for wormwood. The liqueur is a light straw color and you'll first get a wash of slightly bitter grapefruit flavors on your tongue. But what Jeppson's is known for is the aftertaste: a deeply bitter, lingering finish that feels like it'll never let up.
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
Yeaaah
@captainjackknife5817
@captainjackknife5817 Ай бұрын
PICKLE JUICE. A shot of pickle juice keeps it from assaulting your taste buds for the next half hour. Malort is terrible because it doesn't go away after you swallow, but pickle juice kills the aftertaste. I mean, don't drink Malort often, PLEASE, but it's a neat party trick if you can drink it, then some pickle juice, and act like the Malort doesn't affect you. You will look like a SUPERHERO.
@stephenwisner4993
@stephenwisner4993 22 күн бұрын
Like a mouthful of pencil shavings.
@andrewmatthews9753
@andrewmatthews9753 11 күн бұрын
The best way to describe malort is imagine going out and drinking all night then when your severely hung over the next morning and you get super sick, that taste in your mouth just after vomiting is what a shot of malorts taste like.
@Ratedred
@Ratedred 11 күн бұрын
Bingo
@TC-en7cu
@TC-en7cu Ай бұрын
I've had a mini liquor bottle of Goldschlager in my freezer for the past 30 years. Was saving to see if the gold price went up. Lol
@ithmiths
@ithmiths Ай бұрын
Wait on it for 10 more and u can prolly get more out of the vintage unopened liquor than u would with the gold.
@TheOnlyJay_S
@TheOnlyJay_S Ай бұрын
6:08 -- His reaction LOL 🤣
@NothingValidHere
@NothingValidHere Ай бұрын
Gin botanicals, memaw's perfume and 67' chevy exhaust had a baby together. They called it Malort.
@themetaldimension
@themetaldimension 24 күн бұрын
I like how Boss is internally fighting the herbal liqeuers.
@danellenson6608
@danellenson6608 Ай бұрын
A shot of Malort dropped into a pint of Old Style is called a Chicago handshake.
@tinkertailor7385
@tinkertailor7385 Ай бұрын
Pernod, Ricard, Absinthe, Ouzo are all meant to be mixed with cold water. You don't drink them straight. They are not designed that.
@fishinarkansas3348
@fishinarkansas3348 Ай бұрын
Never tried it myself but I've heard malort taste like a hate crime. 😂😂😂😂
@keithmays8076
@keithmays8076 Ай бұрын
More like a War Crime so bad even Canadians whince.😬
@casperkellygaming4190
@casperkellygaming4190 Ай бұрын
Can't believe you've never had Goldschlager, FEEL THE BURN! I was turning a bottle of that back on my 21st birthday...Don't remember much after that though...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fdk7014
@fdk7014 Ай бұрын
I'd love to try Malört. Not because I think it's good but just as a curiosity. Malört is the Swedish word for wormwood which I guess is the main ingredient. It doesn't sound too good, I'm sure it's bitter as hell but this kind of liqueur is very common in Europe. Every country has one or more famous bitters like Bäska Droppar, Gammeldansk, Jägermeister, Underberg, Becherovka, Unicum and whatever else.
@pauldunecat
@pauldunecat Ай бұрын
It's about the same taste strength as straight Campari, just with the wormwood aftertaste. I drink my Malort neat, but usually cut Campari with soda.
@TheBloody81
@TheBloody81 Ай бұрын
Mr. Alabama Boss couldn't handle the Malort. 😂😂😂
@TheOriginalHeisenberg
@TheOriginalHeisenberg 16 күн бұрын
In high school, we would sit out in the cat tails and get crippled of that "Gold Slaughter"😂😂😂
@darrellparks3747
@darrellparks3747 Ай бұрын
I was tricked into drinking the Marlot stuff… it is the worst thing I’ve ever had in my life. I guess it’s an alcohol u give to ppl at parties as a joke.
@lawschoolpro
@lawschoolpro Ай бұрын
@@darrellparks3747 pretty much. We have a cubs club and all new members have to do a shot of Malort. Sometimes people throw up. But they are forever changed. We keep a couple bottles handy but the stuff is awful.
@pickleeater3102
@pickleeater3102 Ай бұрын
.....and if you wanna get punched in the face. I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago, and have never tried Malort; primarily because of the reactions and stories.
@gregwilliams386
@gregwilliams386 Ай бұрын
Pernod is mixed with water at about 80% water to 20% Pernod. Tastes like liquorish. 3 will do you in.
@christopherlord3441
@christopherlord3441 Ай бұрын
Hi from France. You're supposed to put water and ice in the Pernod. Nobody drinks it straight.
@jimbudde265
@jimbudde265 Ай бұрын
Once more for Texas bourbons and and beers from Boulevard brewing in Kansas city
@warriorpoet9629
@warriorpoet9629 Ай бұрын
Pernod needs water. It’s a long drink. The seal is off centre on the Goldie as that makes it look hand sealed. Limoncello is a long drink. Malort is only used to unblock drains.
@Amayziiin
@Amayziiin Ай бұрын
lol he said Gold Schlonger 1:45
@mickybricks1
@mickybricks1 6 күн бұрын
Ha ha ha ha watched a couple of videos from you and this liquor one has made me laugh so much I’ve subscribed now keep em coming ❤
@Ratedred
@Ratedred 5 күн бұрын
Welcome aboard!
@Ben-ix8hw
@Ben-ix8hw Ай бұрын
The only way I have ever been able to successfully surpass the after taste of Malort, is to lick a 9volt battery afterwards. Called and Assault and Battery
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
😂
@brianjustbrian7216
@brianjustbrian7216 Ай бұрын
"I don't like the GLURP." Best quote ever. Malort is so bad just the sound of it being poured makes you nauseous.
@r.awilliams9815
@r.awilliams9815 Ай бұрын
The only liqueur I've tried is Whidbey's Loganberry Liqueur, which is excellent. It ain't cheap, but it is very tasty. Drizzle some over vanilla ice cream for a real treat.
@TheOriginalHeisenberg
@TheOriginalHeisenberg 16 күн бұрын
07:43 😂😂😂 "This muhfugger actin thick" 😂😂😂
@jraticusmaximus3720
@jraticusmaximus3720 Ай бұрын
Well if you've ever wondered what a condiment tastes like in alcohol form(and who hasn't am I right). Then try to get your booger hooks on this stuff. Gabriel boudier mustard liqueur. Oh and Oskar Blues brewery had a limited edition french's mustard beer. Because someone thought well why not make some bad decisions.
@pickleeater3102
@pickleeater3102 Ай бұрын
Oskar Blues has a stout beer that'll start your car. Super high alcohol content. It's good stuff, but you have to be in the mood for it.
@2012listo
@2012listo Ай бұрын
Growing up in the 70's in Chicago, my grandpa caught me and my cousin stealing vermouth and creme de minthe at night while everyone slept before Xmas. He said we can't touch his fine liquor but could have as much Malort as we wanted. You do NOT want a malort puke or hangover! Stayed sober til 24 years old!
@Ilyen12
@Ilyen12 Ай бұрын
if you are doing on more of these I recommend fernet branca, its like a bitter mouthwash with medicine notes
@SIXPACFISH
@SIXPACFISH 20 күн бұрын
Also great for polishing aluminum, brass, and stainless steel! Warning: Do not use on trailer hitches. It will strip the chrome right off!
@HumbleGuyGaming
@HumbleGuyGaming Ай бұрын
Tried malort one time and I'll tell you what it taste like, go find the cheapest perfume that your mom or grandmother uses and spray 1 spray of it in your mouth, to me that's exactly what it tasted like because when I was a kid my mom would douse herself with her perfume and some would go in my mouth. Like a soapy type of taste.
@Miohunter444
@Miohunter444 Ай бұрын
lol
@willgreer5087
@willgreer5087 Ай бұрын
Good God, all these are bringing back flashbacks of being 15 again.. Cheap as we could get liquor.. the goldshlager is a classic. Lol
@planetwisconsin9901
@planetwisconsin9901 Ай бұрын
Apparently Malort is the unofficial drink of Chicago!
@davidtoups4684
@davidtoups4684 11 күн бұрын
GAWD DAMN!! I never get tired of his reaction to Malort
@Ratedred
@Ratedred 10 күн бұрын
He meant that
@PierredeCur
@PierredeCur Ай бұрын
Pernod is prepared with icy water - one part of liqueur and five of water, like the absinthe it replaced due to the prohibition of the latter.
@HandlingItAll
@HandlingItAll 9 күн бұрын
I think the French use that crap when cooking seafood
@PierredeCur
@PierredeCur 9 күн бұрын
@HandlingItAll a gringo from the land of junk food calling another cuisine, the French precisely, "crap" is a God level projection... :-P
@elpinche915
@elpinche915 Ай бұрын
I was in tears laughing just watching the malort get poured, I almost shit myself laughing at the reaction.
@DopeShow
@DopeShow Ай бұрын
As a Swede this made me giggle. I love Malört. Piratens Bäska (The Pirates Bitter) is my favorite schnapps for midsummer and Christmas.
@jesperwall839
@jesperwall839 Ай бұрын
Yeah, for some reason we have a lot of different types of that bitter liquor here in Sweden. Maybe to disable our tastebuds for the surströmming 😂
@robinlundh3962
@robinlundh3962 Ай бұрын
Malört has a long viking traditional use. It contains Thujone and where thought to have an equal’ish’ effect as THC in cannabis. But agreeably dulls the tastebuds for surströmming😅
@KarlStropf
@KarlStropf Ай бұрын
Wtf, Piratens Bäska is too weak, Bäska Droppar for the win. No Xmas dinner, Easter Dinner or Midsummer without Bäsk! My mother did her own Bäsk an Xmas, eyeballing it, but I checked the dosage and the Thujone content would have been seeerious. We diluted it by a factor ten. Malört is wormwood in English, and is supposedly an effective anti-parasite medicine.Skål och God Jul.
@Onionbaron
@Onionbaron Ай бұрын
I second that! Swedish Absinth! Perfect for sipping... (lukewarm...)
@Litestorm17
@Litestorm17 Ай бұрын
Your reaction to Malort was nearly identical to mine. After several other types of drinks, food, and several hours later...the taste was still there.
@SunnyniteDesigns
@SunnyniteDesigns Ай бұрын
6:47 shoe polish in liquid form ,eww😂😂
@maigeri99
@maigeri99 2 күн бұрын
We have malört flavored snaps every midsummer here in Sweden, don’t know why we drink it but it’s there 😂
@wadewylsyn8904
@wadewylsyn8904 Ай бұрын
Oh Malört, that was a big drink Boss
@Ratedred
@Ratedred Ай бұрын
He had no right throwing back a pour that big.
@michaelcroteau5919
@michaelcroteau5919 Ай бұрын
Omigod that was funny. I was uncontrollably giggling with my family looking at me.
@BillPlain1
@BillPlain1 Ай бұрын
Just to be very clear, Jeppson's Malort is hated by nearly everyone who drinks it. I have yet to try it, but as someone who is a very adventurous drinker, eater, and life events consumer, I really want to try it, but man alive everyone seems to despise it, so maybe not, when all is said and done.
@stephenwisner4993
@stephenwisner4993 22 күн бұрын
I actually like Malort.
@klwrutubeaccount
@klwrutubeaccount 3 күн бұрын
Wild Turkey liqueur is great. It is just like the whiskey and honey my folks would give me when I had a sore throat or a cough way back in the day. I always hated it so much because of how it would burn, but by the third night or so my folks would get worried because I wanted more of it. The actual mixture made by Wild Turkey is like that, but so smooth and good . . .
@ChrsGuit
@ChrsGuit Ай бұрын
Boss... You gotta try Disaronno... Great by itself... but also great mixed My personal recipe is to put two ice cubes in a whiskey glass, one shot of Disaronno, and top off with Sprite... Not 7-up, not Starry, Not Sierra Mist... Sprite... It's a great drink to pair with a nice cigar...
@martinjrgensen1023
@martinjrgensen1023 Ай бұрын
Really want him to try danish spirits name. Gammel Dansk. And Rød Aalborg. 😆
@torulfvikingsson7735
@torulfvikingsson7735 Ай бұрын
Ja han borde prova hela nordens speciella drycker och mat...Jeppson s malört är från en skåning från Sverige som sen flyttade till Usa.. Han hade dåliga smaklökar så det krävdes rejäla smaker..men ni i danmark har ju Gammeldansk att erbjuda bla 😂 Gammeldansk och surströmming borde han avnjuta i samma klipp😂
@darvoid66
@darvoid66 Ай бұрын
The only way you can improve this fantastic channel is to uncensor it. I freakin love this guy.
@CBartlett-f2f
@CBartlett-f2f Ай бұрын
Sambuca gotta try lol do a high proof episode
@foosmonkey
@foosmonkey Ай бұрын
As a Chicago native, drinking Malort is a rite of passage, as well as a way of hazing out of towners.
@roberthoffecker7223
@roberthoffecker7223 Ай бұрын
You've gotta chase Malört with Old Style, not Pacifico.
@pickleeater3102
@pickleeater3102 Ай бұрын
I thought you were gonna say, a pepperoni pizza.
@spaceman83
@spaceman83 20 күн бұрын
I felt that stomach gurgle after that Marlot from here. I almost ran to the trash can😂😂
@jdchtx
@jdchtx Ай бұрын
GoldSHLONGER! 😂😂
@thamzource8971
@thamzource8971 Ай бұрын
Malört, or Malortt which you guys call it actually is pretty useful. We Swedes usually make it ourselves during the christmas season as the active herb, which also gives the iconic taste ( Artemisia absinthium) promotes digestion by activating your salivating glands.
@Onionbaron
@Onionbaron Ай бұрын
Malört should be picked on the night of Bartholomew the 24 of august. (preferably standing on one leg and howling at the moon... *joke)
@Cripleo
@Cripleo Ай бұрын
Man you gotta iron stomach and i awesome channel lol
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