Rating Systems Are Weird - Diamondbolt

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MUSIC:
"History" - Sonic Mega Collection
"Theme of Metal City" - Sonic Riders
"The Forest of Hope" - Pikmin
"Submission Plaza" - Mii Channel
"Main Theme" - Grand Theft Auto III
"Frankenstein" - Carmageddon 64
"Nation of Pain" - Thrill Kill
"Museum Theme" - Sonic Gems Collection
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"Quick guide to Australian classification ratings" -
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• Quick guide to Austral...
"Beasties - Opening" - ThotThor
• Beasties - Opening
"Ananse - Ghanese Spiderman on acid" - Cinemarde
• Ananse - Ghanese Spide...
"GTA: San Andreas - Hot Coffee Mod" - Darian
• GTA: San Andreas - Hot...
"Snakes On A Plane - TV edit" - pjkix
• Video
"Die Hard 2 (TBS Version) - Horrible Overdubbing" - dgtal37
• Die Hard 2 (TBS Versio...
"Scarface TV Version" - Hanameth
• Scarface TV version - ...
"THE LAST OF US 2 PS5 Gameplay 4K HDR ULTRA HD" - Shirrako
• THE LAST OF US 2 PS5 G...
"MODERN WARFARE 2 REMASTERED "NO RUSSIAN" (2020)" - Fortunate
• MODERN WARFARE 2 REMAS...
"Muscle March Wii All Stages 60fps" - arronmunroe
• Muscle March Wii All S...
"Mortal Kombat Trilogy - All Friendships" - Silent Storm
• Mortal Kombat Trilogy ...
"Mortal Kombat (SNES) Playthrough" - NintendoComplete
• Mortal Kombat (SNES) P...
"Alone in the Dark (1992) complete playthrough" - CommanderGrog
• Alone in the Dark (199...
"Snatcher (Sega CD) Full Playthrough" - TheInnocentSinful
• Snatcher (Sega CD) Ful...
"Night Trap: 25th Anniversary Edition (PC) Playthrough " - NintendoComplete
• Night Trap: 25th Anniv...
"Night Trap - 25th Anniversary Edition Nintendo Switch gameplay" - MGT - Max Games Tech • Night Trap - 25th Anni...
""Zone of the Enders - Xbox One X Backwards Compatible Gameplay" - BlackFox2240
• Zone of the Enders - X...
"GTA: San Andreas - FULL GAME - No Commentary" - SourceSpy91
• GTA: San Andreas - FUL...
"Left 4 Dead 2 - Walkthrough Part 1 Gameplay Dead Center" - Gamer Max Channel
• Left 4 Dead 2 - Walkth...
"Plants vs. Zombies (PC)" - Long 'n Play
• Plants vs. Zombies (PC...
"Uncharted 4 Remastered Full Game Walkthrough - No Commentary" - NRMwalkthroughHD
• Uncharted 4 Remastered...
"N64 - Goldeneye Playthrough" - Erlnite
• N64 - Goldeneye Playth...
"Carmageddon 64 CENSORED - Pedestrians Changed To Dinosaurs" - Censored Gaming
• Carmageddon 64 CENSORE...
"Turok Dinosaur Hunter CENSORED - Human Enemies Changed To Robots" - Censored Gaming
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"Half Life German Edition" - DriveTheHive
• Half Life German Editi...
"Thrill Kill - Unreleased PS1 Game" - NeoGamer - The Video Game Archive
• Thrill Kill - Unreleas...
"Postal 2: Full Longplay (No Commentary)" - Basement Philosopher
• Postal 2: Full Longpla...
"Marc Ecko's Getting Up - Playthrough - Part 1-11" -
Course1ne
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"First ReDead Encounter... " - DexsterX
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[@jk0345]

Fun fact: Miitopia has an 18+ rating in Russia apparently. Why? Because your Miis can have a same-sex relationship.

[@christophersalinas2722]

/💀💀💀💀💀

[@bruhmoment-wq5cy]

Miitopia i think has an 15+ rating in Turkey(source:me,an Turkish person) due to same sex relationship in the game

[@VailingD]

Pffft

[@Julia33066]

Sad Russians

[@clooxies2952]

Good russians

[@jackcutter2]

I fucking lost it at "what do you mean you hate everybody? I'M everybody" 😂

[@viscountrainbows6452]

He is the Senate

[@tvee2645]

@@viscountrainbows6452 not yet

[@lizardwizard8235]

@@tvee2645 It's treason then

[@detectiveakechipancakelove4839]

@@lizardwizard8235 AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@michaelgates5017]

The weirdest rating I have ever seen is giving music its own rating and guess what they came take off your pants and jacket I am in movie context that would be a on our because one more f word is equals in r

[@tizian3548]

In Germany both Battlefield 1 and OVERWATCH are 16+. Apparently laser pew pew and a bright set of characters is comparable with a game that thematizes some of the worst events in human history in which you can ram shovels into people's skulls huh

[@eddiewhitaker9613]

Yeah. Brit here and always wondered why BF1 was rated PEGI 16 and BFV 18. Like, what distinguishes them, in terms of maturity, from one another?

[@KCGamingBuddies]

@@eddiewhitaker9613 isnt it the other way round?

[@eddiewhitaker9613]

@@KCGamingBuddies Ah. I believe it is. Sorry, got em mixed up. Same thing still applies,though.

[@muhamadirfanisamily7663]

Cartoon bf

[@red_guardiana2395]

I find it really funny how stuff like doom eternal and StarWars battlefront 2 are both Pegi 16????

[@bigboris1094]

13:28 ah yes my favourite episode of Garfield the Texas lasagna massacre

[@soyavocado]

Fun fact: the “blood” on the bucket head zombie may actually be red paint because the original design was similar to a painter

[@abloodcorpse3318]

I was just about to say this

[@oogweatheturtle6801]

Who is joe

[@KyrieKirigiri]

I always thought it was just rust

[@kaijucooper.]

I know

[@rimzym9295]

I always liked to think is rust

[@hunterstjean119]

I love how one of the Texas chainsaw massacre movies was named “Garfield”

[@6189-3]

Damn garfield 4 lookin fire

[@joewhitmore6582]

That’s a sneak peak into Garfield 4: the force awakens

[@JimmyStone54321]

And A Clockwork Orange was named Jack and Jill lol

[@loganconroy2957]

BOOAAH

[@jjonahjameson8934]

And Logan was labeled x-men origins wolverine

[@simonthelen5910]

Although it is true that the ratings used to be pretty tough here in Germany when it comes to violence, things have changed quite a lot. Nowadays, most violent games just get an 18 or sometimes even a 16 rating. Even swastikas are fine as long as the game doesn't promote Nazism. Bans are extremely rare and usually don't occur because of violence.

[@nikolausnikolausnikolaus]

Stell dir mal Red Dead Redemption mit grünem Blut oder Dinosauriern vor...

[@inkling239]

@@nikolausnikolausnikolaus stelle ich mir wierd vor

[@inkling239]

The only "ban" I can think off is the origional "Doom" Game

[@xkavarsmith9322]

In other words the German boards saw the new Wolfenstein games and wanted in. Nice. :)

[@ThePorgmaster]

@@inkling239 Only Doom II because secret Wolfenstein 3D levels.

[@108CAM]

Ever since I was a little kid, I’ve always been and still am fascinated with rating systems.

[@cradica]

I like comparing them. A lot of the ones around the world are similar

[@engagingweirdo]

Same here

[@wafflepenguin4440]

Same

[@thatguyzenon]

Same 😂

[@null5659]

*18 rated movies* Me when i was still a little :This sign can't stop me, i cant read

[@A_Shfox]

@j0kster use darkmode

[@Diamondblock3]

That was me towards ma15+ movies

[@unclestarz8792]

You don't fool me.

[@kingbash6466]

You know Bolt was putting extra effort into this video when he comes in looking spiffy af.

[@DiamondBolt]

Was going for a real “youth pastor look”, how’d I do?

[@kaelenkerr3509]

@@DiamondBolt Better than I would

[@rexthewolf3149]

@@DiamondBolt nailed it

[@Noah_Obama]

@@DiamondBolt nailed it harder than jesus was nailed to the cross

[@his-sa-yots2692]

@@DiamondBolt looks pretty spot on

[@BADMAN121able]

The way they rate entertainment mediums for kids shows how they severely underestimate how smart a 10 year old can actually be tbh There are little boys that can kick your ass in GTA5, I'm not kidding

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

the older people get the less they understand the people younger than them, at least based on the ratings system from what i can tell, then again they just like making rules to take away fun

[@ragnabloud]

I used to laugh at the "fear" warning for games until i played a game where giant demonic spiders were jump scaring me... well played

[@Shockwerk]

And I used to laugh at "comic mischief" and "crude humor." And I still do. Psychonauts 2 got a lower age rating in Europe (7+) because in America "immature and crude humor is bad for children" or something. Europe=1 America=0 I'm from Europe btw

[@near5148]

Jumpscares don't scare me

[@pewdiesilas100]

​@@Shockwerklol

[@reportedbooch697]

Therapist: “Diamond Bolt with drip isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” Diamond Bolt with drip:

[@oogweatheturtle6801]

Who is joe

[@apelican5836]

@@oogweatheturtle6801 nobody said joe?

[@HoodiFultz]

@@apelican5836 Joe mama

[@naenaegoblin6946]

You're right. Who is Joe? Is he a being or inhuman, maybe an animal? All we do know is that he knows all. He is your mother and father. He knows your secrets. You cannot hide from him. He is the dictionary definition of a god. He is Joe mama. 69 Lol

[@WikiHL]

Dripmond Bolt

[@niclaswa5408]

“Heck yeah! I’m finally 18! Now I can finally play 18+ games” -said no one ever

[@jockeyfield1954]

meanwhile in reality: "hey mom, can i have this game" "what's the rating?" "m for mature, 17+" "ok"

[@_marxono_9815]

Technically you could have played a +18 game without even knowing it. For instance, Miitopia is rated 18 in russia.

[@LonelyDiggers]

@@_marxono_9815 WTF russia?!

[@_marxono_9815]

@@LonelyDiggers it's rated +18 there because of the frendship system

[@W0LfG4NG_69]

That will be one of my friends in class in a couple years

[@Aqua_1014]

Lmao 9:52 "What do you mean you hate everybody? I'M everybody"

[@MACHINEBUILDER]

In relation to 12:18 - I do some work for Minecraft marketplace content, and the guidelines and restrictions are crazy. Anything that looks like blood (or a gun) in the slightest will result in the content not being accepted. There's also a huge list of other stuff that can't be included, so it's always fun to have to watch out for that

[@DisasterEnby]

Mind if I ask for that list? Interested to know about how extreme the restrictions can get ngl

[@imagery5425]

When you mentioned blood I thought of the Redstone powder.

[@Nobody44112]

Bolt with tie: * exists * My heterosexuality: adios

[@ashlynberry7206]

Paw Patrol really went from "Oh no, this kid lost his backpack" to blasting a hole into an evil robot.

[@paisleepunk]

That shit escalated real quick (yay rhyming?)

[@YourLocalYter]

PAW PATROL PAW PATROL NOSTALGIA WILL HIT LIKE A TRUUU UUCK

[@delaniakabutoo9893]

@@YourLocalYter ikr.

[@PeterGriffin-sj7mb]

@@YourLocalYter How is that nostalgic? That shit came out like less than 5 years ago right?

[@YourLocalYter]

@@PeterGriffin-sj7mb what do you think I'm 20 or some shit?

[@liammcnicholas918]

9:05 "The Predator" I see what you did there

[@MrScottyTay]

I like the look of the BBFC symbols, the colours make it obvious as to what they are by a glance alone, and sometimes shape too.

[@criplingrage724]

I love how when he’s presenting the movies he named them all wrong so he doesn’t get copyrighted

[@KonkeyDong616]

Movie: John Wick Title: *Saving Christmas*

[@eethr6306]

@@KonkeyDong616 same thing tbh

[@gamertagdude1239]

@@KonkeyDong616 jack wick

[@loganrun6637]

Movie: Once upon a Deadpool Title: Deadpool 2: Cash grab boogaloo

[@douglaspantz]

9:00 "Spider-man: Homecoming"

[@sorenstarlander]

TFP being labelled as "paw patrol" had me in tears. Still don't know how it got away with such a low rating, not that I'm complaining mind you

[@joseluissifuentes8639]

I need the time stamp for that

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

What does TFP stand for?

[@keenanwest6969]

7:34

[@jaredballoonboy7944]

@@kittykittybangbang9367 I wonder the same.

[@mattelwell3837]

Well, it's just a robot isn't it? There's no blood or gore or anything.

[@InwardBisonYT]

8:10 It's a damn shame that 8th Grade was rated R. It seems like the perfect film to help with 8th Grader's feeling toward growing up

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

It should had been rated PG-13

[@LoreBank]

12:40 now that’s kid friendly 👍

[@Klebby36]

Fun fact about the bucket head zombie in pvz. It was meant to be a “painter zombie” and the “blood” was actually meant to be paint.

[@thesandwich7151]

yeah, thats true. So it wasn't even blood lmao.

[@Ollebolle112]

I thought it was rust

[@N1GHTSTRIKER-45]

@@thesandwich7151 true

[@cookiebot.]

I always thought it was blood seems like I was wrong

[@De-Vriese]

Lmao imagine copying a comment that was already hearted by the creator of the video.

[@pickleodessey8452]

The fact that YT kids exists but KZbin still has a demonetization system just infuriates me

[@hydrochloric007]

The demonistization thing is because advertisers because advertisers don't want their ad appearing on an inappropriate video even though the ad never has anything to do with the actual video. You can't publicly see if a video is demonitized anyway.

[@pickleodessey8452]

@@hydrochloric007 oh and companies might want younger demographics to see their ads Now I understand..... thx!

[@yahirsolorio8795]

And COPPA is still baffling and sometimes reasonable.

[@pickleodessey8452]

@@yahirsolorio8795 Interesting and accurate way of putting it

[@yahirsolorio8795]

Apparently sure, but the " accurate " thing that was usually labeling videos for children when it has kids content on it, I mean that's reasonable. but even more absurd is that some videos are often like random memes with transitions or snippets from any kind, or video games that are labeled for kids. and even worse is there are no comment section, ( which means no justin Y and no some guy without a mustache ect ) and it's never going away anytime soon. ( I blame SML for this that caused the chaos so bad )

[@joseluissifuentes8639]

12:52 Werehog scream

[@OptimusPhillip]

Here in the United States, we actually have _another_ rating system for TV shows. It goes Y, Y7, G, PG, 14, and MA. It's basically the MPA rating system, but with extra tags for child-oriented content (Y for children of all ages, Y7 for children 7 and up), and no distinction between R and NC-17.

[@cradica]

Well it seems there is a distinction between R and NC-17 now! Kind of. You see I found out hentai companies a slapping a TV-MA on their blu-ray and claiming censored version is TV-MA and the uncensored version is 18+ only! It seems someone to the "TV-MA is 17+" part to literally! Also I'm confused on how the German ratings compare. You see in the US Interspecies Reviewers was released under a hentai label but in Germany it was rated FSK 18 so does that mean they aren't rated the same? Because FSK 18 is allowed on streaming in Germany whereas even the streaming version was censored to TV-MA. Also Australia does have an X-18+ (as mention in the video) and it was banned over there. However also as mentioned in the video the censored version was MA-15+

[@thatfamiiiarnight3665]

Therapist: Diamondbolt in a suit isn’t real he can’t hurt you Diamondbolt in a suit:

[@dhruvjaiswal8197]

So everyone is just going to ignore his creativity in naming every movie perfectly?

[@ItsTheGuy77]

I genuinely wasn't even paying attention to it until like halfway through it. Top notch stuff! 😅

[@Wina_Wina]

I lost it at 'Deadpool 2: Cash Grab Boogaloo'.

[@robertbrookes2000]

4:53 Oh that's 9, love that film. It's rated 12 in the UK and I can understand why, the plot is clearly based around a rather dark part of History and the amount of death it alludes to I think warrants the 12 over a PG. Great underrated film though.

[@jaschabull2365]

Hearing about the Hays code just makes it weirder to look at some of the old Disney stuff and see how it compares today. Stuff like Pinocchio drinking beer on Pleasure Island in the original 40s movie while in the reboot it's root beer instead. Or how in the Make Mine Music DVD, footage was edited to rub out the briefly-visible breast of a girl shown dressing in one sequence, which apparently no one had beef with in the 40s (granted that may have something to do with the audience not being able to pause in theatres, but able to do so in DVDs, but still...) That and it's really weird how Dumbo was allowed to be made with its having an entire scene basically be an absinthe-trip sequence. I guess it's not superfluous if it's pivotal to the plot? And don't get me started on Snow White - though I guess maybe someone actually had the thought that maybe the implication that the queen tortured a guy by letting him die of thirst with a glass of water inches out of his reach would fly over most kids' heads and they'd just see a spooky, scary skeleton (which I probably did as a child, I only remember watching that as a teen and wondering how the hell something with a scene like that was G-rated).

[@darthtoast2151]

This conversation probably happened: Damn there's blood, kids can't know about blood, they totally don't skin their knee once a month.

[@Sonicbro-xx6sg]

basically.

[@mrkicks7817]

Think Mortal Kombat level blood though. That deserves to be kept away. A nose bleed should be fine I guess.

[@78anurag]

@Isaac EDWARDS Lmfao the only reason Marvel's Spiderman series is rated Teen is because you fight people.

[@78anurag]

@Isaac EDWARDS What about DOOM, Halo, and GTA

[@roadrage4593]

@@78anurag if kids played doom they would celebrate fathers day with doomguy instead

[@BugsyFoga]

It will forever be a mystery to me that out of all the kids film out there , Cars 2 despite for how insanely violent and brutal it could get somehow still walked out with just a G rating .

[@Comedyshortsgamer20000]

I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought it was a bit too much

[@omagkabacan2109]

Hell yeah!

[@Megaspinosaurusrex]

I know?! I mean I still want to know if the cars that blows up are dead, or just need to be repared? I don't how that works.

[@dragonmaster3030]

@@Megaspinosaurusrex how could they be repaired, surgery because their living beings

[@carboneticmarshmellovv3622]

They legit killed a mufuka.

[@caberknight9013]

5:05 SAME! I knew I couldn’t be the only one who thought that

[@Robbity]

The mislabeling of all of the movies is one of my favorite single jokes ever. Keep it up!

[@taxisalad]

I love how every film is incorrectly named on purpose, actual comedy gold

[@Creepy_old_guy]

Dont like this comment it's a 123 😮

[@taxisalad]

@@Creepy_old_guy ok, everyone like the comment--

[@alessandracarbonari3971]

In Russia, Miitopia is 18+ because you can have friendship relationships between man and man

[@ratioburingaboltz4330]

Homobama

[@emmahollow8898]

Russia is based

[@jimpickens4983]

yea

[@aid3n594]

Then they must really hate schools

[@eropandasennin13]

@@emmahollow8898 more like sad really.

[@bloodgulch5211]

Australia has always been weird with anime ratings. Have no clue what those series mentioned are in 6:02 but Azumanga Daioh cops an MA15+ because of one joke about drinking pool water from a teacher directed at schoolgirls wearing unflattering swimsuits (maybe hasn't aged well but thats still rated higher than Akira). The other volumes are rated G-PG in comparison.

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

I hate how our politicians tried to demonise an entire medium based on a few of the most extreme examples. It is be like judging movies based on purely the Texas chainsaw massacre.

[@doug2434]

That joke about the pool water must have gone in one ear and out the other for me. I always assumed that the MA15+ rating was because of the scene where the characters assign themselves nationalities based on the size of their breasts (for those who haven't seen it, it's a lot more subtle than it sounds from that description).

[@bloodgulch5211]

@@doug2434 yeh nah that one slipped past the censors...probably too many sharks in the water so to speak

[@bloodgulch5211]

@@doug2434 yeh nah that one slipped past the censors...probably too many sharks in the water so to speak

[@MahouMell__]

me when Azumanga Daioh gets a MA15+ rating for a joke about pool water OH MY GAHH

[@UrbemHabitant]

"Non-stop ninja action" made me spit my drink.

[@TheInkTank]

Really enjoyed this one!

[@Legendary_Banana]

Banana

[@Sumirevins]

I love Ben 10

[@jamesaaron8578]

My nation is simple G PG SPG

[@ultimatevenom11]

Liked it too

[@Extremezotako]

Same

[@Flome810]

Cars 2: has the most kill counts in any Pixar movie Pixar: *Evacuate the city, engage defenses, and somebody get this movie a G rating!*

[@SilverStormPax1996]

For real! They literally blew cars up 😂

[@itsBLX]

yup one of the cars got burned alive 10/10

[@SilverStormPax1996]

@@itsBLX two of them got crushed by an elevator

[@Flome810]

@@SilverStormPax1996 One of them got tortured to death and you could see a bunch of other dead cars in the background

[@Protosilver97]

One of the cars was converted into a cube, killing him.

[@PiousMoltar]

There were moments I took issue with what you said in this video. Granted, I can no longer remember what they were. And mainly it was an awesome video. And then you hit me with the Metallic Madness at the end. Subscribed.

[@gregorydunks]

I saw scenes from the movie 9 back like 10 years ago when I was a kid and have been searching for the name for years with the term “paper snake” and I could never find it, thank you so much for including that 2 second snippet as I have found the movie I have been searching for.

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

The funniest thing is that an episode of _Paw Patrol_ had to be rated PG Too hot for ages 10 and below

[@trainlover16]

Wait, really? Which one?

[@linusovery-smith4246]

What in the, why? What happened in it?

[@lowqualityvideos8091]

wat

[@DragonBoyRW]

What happened????

[@psyhop1195]

@@DragonBoyRW which one

[@Gojirawars03]

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974): **Has repeated swearing and Godzilla literally spurts blood out of his jugular like a fucking fire hose in one scene.** MPAA: *G*

[@DirtyGeorge]

A few hammer dracula films had G ratings

[@tanmaykokkula6211]

hey its you again

[@rajatshukla2605]

The video is very well made . I got say you have good sense of art. Kudos !

[@3_14pie]

As a parent, a classification based on target demographic or capability to understand would be very useful, I have a 3 years old and I like to watch movies and shows together with him, but sometimes the cartoons are boring for his age, and before watching I can only know if its "morally acceptable for children", when I actually want to know if its colourful, if its boring, dialogue heavy, has a complex plot, or even if some prior knowledge is needed (like if its based in some fairy tail or folklore and its pointless for who doesnt know the base material) those kinds of useful things, but of course politicians care not to if something is detrimental to the people and should be replaced for something actually useful

[@aydenh.6355]

I lost it at the Wall-E rating thing, laughed my rear off for like five minutes

[@Mirage42069]

Or a misprint

[@gemraldkid6304]

7:33 *Dreadwing getting a hole blown through his freaking chest.* - Paw Patrol (2013) This is when I noticed every single title in the bottom left corner is wrong. Well played Diamondbolt. Well played.

[@snowy_gateaway7583]

I'm from North Europe, Finland and we also use that UK pegi rating thing. The additional marks such as fear, drugs and stuff also show up in the corner of the television on the start of movies that are broadcasted on tv channels

[@thepop-culturediscussion6495]

The more I binge your channel the quicker you are becoming one of my favourite KZbinrs. Amazing job bro, keep up the great work!

[@ozark5247]

I love how the titles of the movies have nothing to do with the clips shown lmao

[@xx_360noscop_xx5]

Even funnier with games( Mario Party 8 under "No russian" from MW2)

[@Gangkoyt]

@@xx_360noscop_xx5 Mortal Kombat the Movie the subtitle:STREET FIGHTER

[@luisalejandrogonzalez264]

7:20 Man, I love the 2014 movie Saving Christmas starring Keanu Reeves getting revenge on the guy who killed Santa

[@ervinbalboaRBLX]

Keanu's John Wick 2 was labeled as Saving Christmas by mistake

[@yx4v]

That sounds MUCH BETTER than the actual film.

[@Lexilove2016]

9:48 Don't forget the big lebowski and it's "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!"

[@JOSTadventures]

7:12 That was such a powerful scene in the Notebook, especially after stomping that thug's head he then gazes longingly into Allie's eyes and said, "I drive".

[@anabekbond9684]

Your comment made me laugh 😂! I mean, the Notebook and Drive are pretty much the same movie, right? They both have Ryan Gosling and a pretty love interest, so... yup!

[@rsbval]

3:07 im german and i can confirm that when i was fresh out of the womb, i instantly started playing mario party

[@ShibuNub3305]

I’m not gay, but even I can appreciate the unbelievable amount of handsomeness bolt’s sporting this episode

[@Astronika]

He's got the drip!

[@mikd157]

Da drip

[@Chelaxim]

He can spread my cheeks.

[@Egyptianloverr]

It is not gay if you admire someone's beauty

[@DarnHooligan]

bolt drip

[@creepergaming3280]

3:44 funniest line

[@user-vg2ld3mn6p]

Here copy it 《I watched this with my mom, dammit!》

[@theaverageaardvark9864]

Calling all toddlers, A paw patrol R rated movie is now in development

[@Dynastone]

SAO is the only show where one season has every BBFC rating U, PG, 12, 15 and 18.

[@DanDoesStuffs]

* flashback to the naked chick villain * yeah. (I just watched that scene because of my cousin. I didn't watch the whole thing)

[@SmartAlec1]

That's actually fascinating.

[@DY2727]

**S1 ep 24 flashbacks**

[@cradica]

In America it’s TV-PG,TV-14,and TV-MA

[@reginahyde1488]

What does SAO stand for?

[@f.o.c4039]

I absolutely love the fact that half the time none of the movie names in the bottom left are accurate

[@cooperstanton3752]

I found that hilarious

[@smaxsiegel]

Mortal kombat is street fighter lmao

[@koishiwii8370]

Antinomy of Common Flowers had gotten an ESRB rating of Teen during its Switch release. Yet, the violence looked pretty tame like in the great flash games from my childhood (such as the Epic Battle Fantasy ones and Raiden X). Even my father considered it all-ages appropriate like he did with Turtles in Time. They're easily becoming like the evil warden named Dmitri Johannes Petrov when it comes to video game age ratings. *imagines people having to be that old to play my childhood game called Sky Force*

[@OofyMan212]

bruh whats that sound called in the beginning when he says rating systems at 0:08

[@alfieswindell4598]

I hate the fact that parents will just look at the age rating once and be like 'you can't play/watch this cus it's a 15 and you're 14'

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

The only thing I hate more is a parent who brings their baby to an R rated film and then gets mad because it’s inappropriate (cough cough Deadpool)

[@ceratoraptorthedestroyer]

thank god my mother isnt like that.

[@dashdoesstuff9763]

Dang, I hate not being able to play games because I’m 14 feet tall

[@Code_Ax0]

@@dashdoesstuff9763 💀

[@joshuaplumb9213]

Cough couch sausage party

[@georgethemando378]

Konosuba with the incorrect title of "The 40 year old virgin" made me laugh too much

[@dweeb1018]

*H U H*

[@josh183rd8]

Timestamp?

[@georgethemando378]

@@josh183rd8 5:21

[@eliteanimations7924]

Same with some random movie with the incorrect title Godzilla vs Kong 2021

[@inrainbowsfan94]

@@eliteanimations7924 its actually Hellboy

[@jasuxi]

Ok, showing a clip of the ”usual suspects”, and putting ”the predator” has to be some of the funniest barely noticable comedy i have seen in a long time. Well done.

[@iexist646]

Undertale, a game with scenes of potential friends graphically melting to death while pleading for their life because you felt like doing it, has several instances of swearing because that matters I guess, and has an ending that borderline condones genocide of innocent people. E 10

[@SUSsykage]

let's not forget how the game itself can break you in so many ways, known and unknown...

[@johncruelty20]

Idk, it’s pretty on the fence with Undertale, you can go either way with it. If your kid is mature enough, sure I guess. But like, don’t push the envelope. Don’t put a 3 year old in front omega flowey smh…

[@cradica]

Like how Friends is rated TV-PG

[@thecoolguy7985]

Fun fact: In Sweden the South Park movie is rated a 7 or older and so is Love Actually (by the way this is the rating of the Toy Story movies). Plus the highest rating a movie can get in Sweden is 15+ which can still be watched by a child 11+ with their parents present. So a 11 year old child can watch Friday the 13th as long as their parents are there. This why Sweden is the best country ever.

[@rando209]

I meam,as long as parents are with the child then i dont se a problem.

[@Docoon]

Wow

[@readerofmanga]

We should talk about film certifications worldwide, not just the MPAA. I have a lot to say on this.

[@krystiankowalski7335]

I mean I still think the ratings shouldn’t exist at all, and if they do then they should be only recommendations, but yeah Sweden is going in the right direction

[@digimonlover1632]

@@krystiankowalski7335 What’s wrong with ratings?

[@draingangballs6276]

Adam is looking absolutely dapper today

[@J3ssAkar1n3ko]

Speaking of the Hays Code,I’ve explained them to my 9th grade History teacher and surprisingly,he was surprised about this because I’ve seen this video as an example Thanks buddy

[@jcplays5831]

The fact that a Priest did the most restrictive rules is one of the many reasons I’m agnostic

[@Traph]

The Fifty Shades bit had me in tears.

[@trif0rce_the-h3r0]

The Goosebumps TV show with an M rating actually fits

[@atompunk456]

the intro always scared me as a kid

[@tararitter6163]

@Andrew Simpson good question

[@Nyrus13]

@Andrew Simpson it’s not I checked. (I know it’s a joke lol)

[@cradica]

M means so many different things M:teens in Australia M:17+ in America for video games M:18+ in America for manga

[@murtazahaamir3748]

I like how 2016 is called Spiderman homecoming in 8:56,nice edit diamondbolt

[@BorisBrigadeDoesStuff]

10:33 I love how this scene has “Marty party 8” in the corner it just makes it look funny 😄

[@inkujira11]

never has diamondbolt looked so professional

[@JV-mm2yf]

Chainsaw man reference

[@carbon8497]

Slenderman video

[@notatroll7128]

He looks like Mr. Crocker

[@inkujira11]

@@notatroll7128 lmao

[@BBHSN98]

I just love how at some points Bolt just straight up puts the wrong title when a different piece of media shows up.

[@reallysoda]

lol I only noticed with The Notebook and got very confused

[@raphaeldagamer]

@@reallysoda When I noticed, I said "ah, yes. My favorite scene from Paw Patrol. The one where Dreadwing dies"

[@Nielssie0420]

Definitely love Logan aka Wolverine in xXx

[@enderblaze9491]

Ah yes my favorite Mario party minigame, shoot the horde

[@Delta21OnYT]

Garfield 2004 is my favorite movie, I remember when Odie picked up a chainsaw

[@bennet141]

I love how you put „the notebook“ on that one drive scene hahah

[@rondalkb10]

PG-13: One F word Kids at School: Uses it more than once

[@cradica]

Which reminds me of how I saw someone say TV-MA is how kids talk in school

[@Real_Robin_]

10:33 Mario Party 8 surely has changed a lot since I last played it.

[@78anurag]

Lol

[@bigboris1094]

13:28 and I thought that Garfield looked a bit different

[@t.h]

the no russian map was kinda lit tho

[@rickbardalesproductions1202]

@@78anurag no mom

[@Memethatnoonetalksaboutman]

7:34 i don’t remember paw patrol being this violent

[@Theagames10]

7:34 Yes... that movie is about the PAW Patrol... lol

[@SA80TAGE]

so you didn't notice the Robocop clip being labelled "Robocop 1987" or the Mortal Kombat clip being labelled "Street Fighter Legend of Chun Li"? Or all the other intentional joke labels? huh.... it's almost like you missed the joke and think you spotted some legit mistake, but I'm sure that's impossible.... smart people notice everything!

[@linusovery-smith4246]

@@SA80TAGE let's not forget the texas chainsaw massacre being labeled as garfeild

[@thefoxgaming7528]

@@SA80TAGE how is it a joke?

[@SA80TAGE]

@@thefoxgaming7528 you're seriously asking how intentionally mislabelling every clip is a joke? Were you dropped on the head as a baby?

[@thefoxgaming7528]

@@SA80TAGE bruh, you act like you know everything in the universe

[@carson3149]

10:32 "Mario Party 8 (2007)" had me on the floor

[@michaelkeehan8094]

2:37 Most genuine laugh I've had from a KZbin video in a while.

[@AKatNamedKuckoo]

Ah yes, my favorite anime, The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

[@AubreyDaGal]

It’s named after the intended audience

[@AKatNamedKuckoo]

@@AubreyDaGal This is probably the greatest reply I've ever gotten.

[@stylz8963]

@@AubreyDaGal god bless you sir for the best comment of the decade

[@hongxiuquan69]

@@AubreyDaGal Steve Carrell?

[@supertoddlemalrolllittlelu3192]

The main character guy from breaking bad

[@a_fellow_dreamer4667]

5:18 Ah yes, Naruto: the famous anime where a guy go slays demons with a katana while doing the Naruto run, seems accurate.

[@HumdrumAnt]

12:17 in the uk the backwards peace sign is a swear, also the BBFC used to rate video games here, meaning when I was younger I had to explain to my parents that the 15 and 16 ratings were in fact the same thing essentially.

[@somevaultdwelleridunno1750]

This video is underrated. You deserve more views and subs.

[@StriderStryker]

I was nine years old when I watched *The Exorcist.* After that, I played the *Scary Maze Game.* _It was worth it._

[@gonkccs2853]

cap

[@averagesplatoonperson]

madlad moment?

[@certificateofirrelevance2412]

I love how he just changes each movie title to another movie

[@seanc41556]

Nice touch putting the wrong movie title for each clip... That was hilarious 😂

[@ethanielm03]

I love how unusually professional you were dressed for this

[@celestial_649]

youtube video: "shows one drop of blood" KZbin: Im bout to end this mans whole career

[@lucasbarton1773]

Video: Says ‘rude’ word KZbin: *A G E R E S T R I C T E D*

[@Ribbon_Fighter]

what career?

[@sypheur27]

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture Everyone Mature 17+ Karen: they are the same picture

[@crispyandspicy6813]

AKTCHUALLY it's Pam who said that

[@sypheur27]

@@crispyandspicy6813 i know but this is in the perspective of a karen

[@iamafish7]

I busted out laughing when I saw you put The Notebook over a scene from Drive and laughed even harder realizing it was a whole bit.

[@Corrado-Junior-Soprano]

The titles in the corners have me weak😂😂

[@dish7877]

I love when kids are the main character of shows or movies they aren't allowed to watch.

[@Idkwhatmynameshouldbe662]

Ikr, the people who rate stuff are such hypocrites

[@HydraSpectre1138]

Good Boys is a self-aware example. Cuties, however, doesn’t count because it’s rated U in France (all ages) where it was made even if it got an NC-17 in the US. France didn’t have a problem with the film and they actually liked it. And speaking of an NC-17 film, the anime Perfect Blue got it. I don’t know why the MPAA decided to give Perfect Blue an NC-17 when it is tame compared to Black Swan, which is pretty much a live action remake of it. I am also laughing at how A Serbian Film had to be censored to get an NC-17 rating and that the uncut version is unrated.

[@readerofmanga]

@@HydraSpectre1138 I have researched the French rating system and I feel this is something we should talk about more than the MPAA to be honest. There are many films that are sexual and violent that do get 'U' ratings in France. My assumption is that the French culture is more liberal, mature, strong, independent, shameless, and unique. Something that the US may sadly not match, but that is fine. Cultures are cultures. It is also a good thing that the French rating system is also understandable as us, and sometimes questionable. Tous publics (U): Breakfast Club, Harry Potter, American Pie 12+: Sleepy Hollow, Pulp Fiction, Carrie (both versions) 16+: Perfect Blue, Reservoir Dogs, From Dusk Till Dawn, Dawn of the Dead (both versions), Requiem For A Dream, Fight Club, etc. 18+: Serbian Film I kind of believe that France is stronger than any other country as far as I am aware.

[@HydraSpectre1138]

@@readerofmanga I would actually say the French rating system is wrong with Cuties since it was pretty much CP. Then again, sensible countries would have banned the film outright. But only Turkey has done that.

[@benraven9087]

Made in Abyss: *sweats nervously*

[@notexactlybatman]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre being labeled as Garfield is likely as garfield killed Odie and ate his flesh.

[@sparrowanon]

6:44 Very well put usage of the HL2 playground screams.

[@PurushaDesa]

I’ve always found it insane that the Spider-Man games are classified 16. What screwed up parent is gonna ban their 15 year old from playing them?