RAY PARLOUR ARSENE WENGER FUNNY FA CUP STORY

[@OtisWestFitness]

Ray 'you know what it's like' Parlour

[@edwardflemingjewellery]

That’s a bloody good week, scores in the cup final, takes a bird out, gets a massage then has 8 pints with the lads and goes and gets Motm and wins the double. What a life

[@ulfberglund97]

Don’t forget the two bags of peanuts.

[@jaycuthbert245]

@@ulfberglund97 yeah two bags of "peanuts"

[@AW-kr9fl]

Dream land that

[@christoduplessis8177]

Hearing Ray talking about Sambuca and Tequila Slammers really adds a human element to these guys. Could've been any of us.

[@AG-is7on]

I’ll be honest Ray, no I don’t know what it is like to smash pints and win the double

[@marlianmansion7982]

Legend... All the Utd lads loved Ray coz they woz dancing round AF the same way🤣🤣🤣

[@solshields]

Man u were way more professional. Parlour would have been world class under fergie. He had a good week but was always 4th or 5th in the pecking order behind Edu, Gilberto Silva, Wiltord etc

[@mkgroupuk]

@@solshields Wenger put Parlour in his all time X1 tbf

[@meistyboy3596]

@@solshields parlour played 333 times in the premiership for arsenal. the most out of any arsenal player ever. top player

[@AW-kr9fl]

@@solshieldsNot true that. Ray was very important for both double winning sides

[@tylerrobinson4036]

Wondered where he was going when he said 2 bags 😂😂

[@tlc9316]

oh they all dabble i reckon, especially after retirement

[@MikeSmith-uh4ow]

I'm hanging up Prank caller ! Prank caller !!

[@ruairiose7335]

@@MikeSmith-uh4ow Lance?

[@danieloliver4558]

Yeah that's what I thought he's defo trmiliar with it he's said as such in previous ones

[@danieloliver4558]

Familiar

[@emirates111]

Different Gravy..the Romford Pele.

[@_Some_Guy_]

absolute legend

[@E01NF1NN]

"It's only Ray Parlour" - Tim Lovejoy

[@SnipersScope]

Drinking drinking drinking that’s all they did and still balled!

[@aaloo69]

In the modern game, players like RP wouldn’t even get through the front gates of the training ground.

[@irieite9666]

True its just 11 human cyborg hybrids now. Players like Jay Jay, Kanu, Ronaldinho, Zola, wouldn't even get a game. The game is all ruthless efficiency now and no artistry and flair. The moment Neymar got booked for doing a rainbow flick over an opponents head I knew the best days were gone. You have to watch obscure league like Japan, Brazil etc to see true football.

[@aaloo69]

@@irieite9666 i think there is truth in what you’re saying. I dont think there’s a place for maverick footballers any more - truly unpredictable bad boy geniuses. But that is because the game is so fast and physical that that type of player would have no time on the ball and just couldn’t pull off the same stuff, or lead that bad boy lifestyle off the pitch. Is the game better for it? Not sure. From a pure sports/human performance perspective, the game is far far superior. But I agree that we’ve lost that spontaneity, drama and heroism.

[@AW-kr9fl]

@@irieite9666Yeah very true and I really hate it. There are no characters anymore. Just robot players who are excellent technically, savvy with the media and have been trained that way since around 9 years old.

[@smith077906]

Football gets in the way of the drink. Parlour would be no good at A.A. meetings 🥳😎🤣

[@cj2375]

"I'll have one pint with ya and I'm going!"

[@johnjullien-wk3pp]

Functioning Alcoholic?

[@luisborges3645]

So in the end he s the entire week drunk...thats it!!!

[@nguyendailam6703]

Oooo Ahhhh Ray Parlour

[@christopheredman4960]

Bet he couldn't put a fruit pastel in his mouth without chewing it.

[@grassrootsfootball225]

average footballer blessed he found himself in a good side

[@monkeytennis8861]

What a lovely date that must have been - could barely stand.

[@highstakes1235]

She was dating a Premier League footballer and FA Cup winner, I really doubt she gave a sh*t

[@simononeill5300]

He sounds like an alchi.

[@grahambarker2186]

funny....its funnier that it wasnt a funny story......wtf....

[@Seablast14]

Swap booze for any illegal drug ,what does he sound?🤔

[@BroskiRIP]

Sounds like an alcoholic if he can't go five days wirhout drinking a skin full.

[@bmw-e30]

Are these stories supposed to be funny.

[@jamespalmer980]

I gave up listening half way through. Boring man is Parlour, thick too.

[@highstakes1235]

Your name is boring.

[@bitchoflivingblah]

@@highstakes1235 Bugger off Ray.

[@AdiGaskell]

Has he come out as an alcoholic yet? All of his stories seem to revolve around alcohol.

[@imneverwrongsometimestruthlies]

I don't think he had 8 pints tho