Reaching Kerbin Orbit in 33 Seconds | KSP 1.8.1

F A S T S
-- Video Credits --
Marcus House: • KSP 1.2 How fast can ...
Jonas Dawids: • 43 Seconds : KSP Orbit...
Bradley Whistance: • The Odyssey by Not Bil...
-- Music Credits --
System96 - Aperture
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system96.bandcamp.com/track/a...
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open.spotify.com/artist/5NgUA...
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-- Mod List --
VISUAL:
Scatterer: spacedock.info/mod/141/scatterer
Reentry Trails: spacedock.info/mod/819/Reentr...
Planet Shine: github.com/prestja/ksp-planet...
Distant Object Enchancement: spacedock.info/mod/2274/Dista...
Camera Tools: github.com/jrodrigv/CameraToo...
Cursor Hider: spacedock.info/mod/783/QuickC...
BUILD AIDS:
Kerbal Engineer Redux: github.com/jrbudda/KerbalEngi...
RCS build aid: spacedock.info/mod/1547/RCS%2...

[@Stratzenblitz75]

Special thanks to System96 for the chill soundtrack to this video! If you like what you hear, please check out their work (links in the description). Thanks everyone! -S75

[@flyingsalmons934]

You've beaten bradley

[@Stratzenblitz75]

Actually, that's a good point. Will fix

[@Henji96]

Lets hope they don't decide to claim the song..

[@Stratzenblitz75]

I've talked with the artist about this, which is why I'm comfortable using the music.

[@bartekburmistrz8679]

Please don't stop recording

[@worldcomicsreview354]

"It needs heat shields to prevent it burning up in the atmosphere" "On re-entry?" "No, on LAUNCH"

[@Gamer-nc8qp]

LOL

[@therandommobilegameplayer6956]

lol

[@Thetankracer]

lol

[@blastoid37]

lol

[@gapetheapegod7976]

Lol

[@podor9756]

Valentina at launch experiencing 17g: I’m in Spain without the s Valentina 33 seconds later: I’m in Spain without the a

[@BowChickaHonkHonk1]

nice!

[@abhilashasinha5186]

valentina talking to s75: valentina: >:[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

[@kaihenthe]

true

[@retro6575]

i cannot breathe contragulationh u have killed me

[@alsmoviebarn]

I just calculated that the acceleration from the second stage is 14,670g. Which makes that 17g look like child's play

[@terrainaheadpullup3092]

"We have achieved stable orbit" *Chair spinning at 10000000rpm*

[@rndmvar]

Stable orbit around Kerbin: check Stable orbit around soiled undergarments: CHECK

[@fraterehf8788]

"Stable."

[@AmanPatel-ye6im]

interstellar vibs

[@D-Terminat0r]

791th like yes i broke that round number SUE ME !

[@terrainaheadpullup3092]

@@D-Terminat0r and i sort of fixed it as it is not an Odd number now

[@herbenevolence4198]

"And pushes her into a stable orbit" *is spinning in circles 6 time a second*

[@acatfrompoland5230]

Very stable just like on the ISS

[@ham3263]

Thats for thr artificial gravity

[@no-lifenoah7861]

The _orbit_ is stable. The chair isn't.

[@themadscientest]

It's called spiral stabilization and is used on lots of small suborbital crafts.

[@oscaleusacid9427]

Why do I find destiny everywhere I go

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

_"It's got 43 mammoth engines, which I have used liberal part clipping to stuff them into the 18 side boosters"_ A proper rocket.

[@kurumi394]

N1 on steroids

[@jambondepays1969]

*nods wisely* the tradition is preserved

[@nether_bat]

I read this comment as he said that

[@Shadowcasterx4ffc]

"With the record set, all that's left is to return home." Of course

[@serbianspaceforce6873]

Shadowcasterx4ffc if there's even anything left of Valentina to being home

[@astreanightfang2622]

why do you think we provided a parachute. for the capsule right? what capsule?

[@prrki]

Should've titled the video "How to Liquefy a Kerbal in 33 Seconds" h

[@Meeseeran]

h

[@chunsungchiang6472]

h

[@spacejace4738]

h

[@Stratzenblitz75]

h

[@bertschi7]

h

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

"How to get to orbit using only right angles." also "How to squish a Kerbal with 3.8 km/s/s acceleration."

[@reilandeubank]

@@GamingEntertainment12 km/s/s is the same as km/s^2, for the same reason that 1/3/3=1/3^2=1/9

[@Illevas001]

Psh that's only 387.5 g

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

@@Illevas001 We can go to 500G!

[@RRKS]

Meh, that's nothing. Humans can (theoretically so far) survive over a thousand G's. It does need a bit less minimalism than this kerbal though.. :D

[@gamingteec5705]

@@RRKS i'm sorry... ehm: HOW?

[@JYF921]

KSP noob: *Makes a rocket out of a pile of boosters* KSP average player: *Makes normal rocket* KSP God: *Exploits the aerodynamic system to make a rocket...of a pile of boosters*

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

So basically noob with extra steps

[@No-jz1jk]

CreeperDude0509 ye I guess

[@gioworno]

This is exactly what i do in my double gravity series lol

[@Kiri678]

The circle is now complete...

[@vehicleboi5598]

@@CreeperDude-cm1wv Pro noob

[@joule400]

"Leaves her on a stable orbit" While she spins around at speeds beyond mortal comprehension

[@user-tc3sf6em5u]

Guess you don't know what is an orbit

[@BradleyWhistance]

Absolutely brilliant concept, with the quality execution I expect from this channel. I can't even be mad =)

[@uhh-8445]

You now know what you must do.

[@KnowledgePerformance7]

Can you please attempt again?

[@i_shoot_stuff]

don't be mad, be faster

[@stepanpavlica4841]

@@i_shoot_stuff I'd very much like to see that.

[@michagrill9432]

This my dude is the new space race, quite literally: Bradley's and Stratzenblitz' fastest orbit time

[@taylorhancock5834]

Ok, in typical Stratzenblitz fashion, not only have you shattered the record with some honestly genius design, you’ve also brought Valentina back home to fly another day, and landed her back on the VAB, from a command seat strapped to some octagonal struts...just wow. Great video as always, and I look forwards to seeing what you do next!

[@matrick1356]

Stratz: everyone has submitted incredibly impressive times. Also stratz: *im here to destroy everyone's hopes and dreams*

[@connorking8503]

Welcome back. We missed you.

[@matrixarsmusicworkshop561]

first time on this channel but yeah, we missed you

[@joshuae5935]

Connor King got the 666 like babyyyyyy

[@ninjabaconnation5027]

Good

[@skeppy2708]

stop lying

[@TubbyFatfrick]

"You like what I've done with the place?" "It ends tonight." "I know it does. I've seen it. That's why the rest of my is just going to enjoy the show, because we already know that I'm the one that beats you."

[@derblaue]

0:29 I'm in a video of Stratzenblitz, yay

[@quataviciousbingletontheiv2319]

nice

[@bighaverlegend33]

Epic victory Royale You took the W

[@michagrill9432]

Du bist deutsch oder? 🤪

[@jonasd2105]

Ayy me too :)

[@Montabaurhood]

Micha Grill nö tut nur so

[@grantexploit5903]

And also that decoupler stack must have broken the acceleration record, or at least got very close to it.

[@crazyrocketguy4687]

There are warp speed glitches that can accelerate a kerbal out of the solar system in less then a second, accelerating kerbals to many times the speed of light. This is nowhere near that. I think Danny2462 has a good video on this somewhere but I couldn't find it.

[@grantexploit5903]

@@crazyrocketguy4687 Yes, but those are glitches while I _assume_ that this is intended physics.

[@taeyeonlover]

@@grantexploit5903 "Intended"

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

@@grantexploit5903 you have a much larger level of acceptance if you have any doubts this isn't intended

[@katteisace4563]

drew13600 mostly glitches wnecauenfo failure to process physics or packing and unpacking poke ya and applying physics and removing physics repwatedl

[@olam4642]

I love how the best solutions to these types of challenges are always things you'd never expect

[@slickstretch6391]

Gets to orbit in 33 seconds: "I appreciate your patience."

[@TKFeather]

Everyone on KSP : moar boosters! Stratzenblitz : moar DECOUPLERS

[@granienasniadanie8322]

and boosters

[@EdoLinto]

I really love this new style of KSP youtubers. When they describe the story of the trials and achievements of others

[@BallistX]

The acceleration of the decouplers would have shredded Valentina's individual cells

[@Norsilca]

If we assume it took a tenth of a second, that's about 4000 g's

[@cumradej]

Girl: come over Guy: I can’t. You’re in orbit Girl: my parents aren’t home Guy: 3:45

[@user-yj7ks9mb1e]

You're

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@user-yj7ks9mb1e Big oof

[@SteelRider]

big oof indeed

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@HanY_17 yeah THE ENGRISHERS ARE TAKING OVER (tyler1 machine gun sounds)

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@SteelRider yea

[@Gert_Zomer]

Better title would have been: How to wake up your discord server

[@CardZed]

Even Simplerockets's official server woke with that

[@Gert_Zomer]

@@CardZed lel

[@askamikaze3936]

Watchu doing here duuude heh

[@Gert_Zomer]

@@askamikaze3936 you knowww just chilling around

[@alfasefmi]

No

[@MarcusHouse]

Hey hey! Nice work mate. I love this. 😉

[@Stratzenblitz75]

Thanks! You helped inspire all this craziness after all

[@jhwblender]

I heard the “hey hey” in your voice Marcus 🤣

[@user-mn2mw1og8u]

I like how re-entering with just a kerbal was the least interesting part

[@f00flghter29]

I say "lol" a lot but the decouplers literally had me howling. Take all the time you need, this was awesome! :D

[@manvslife271]

Jan 1: New year hopes and dreams Jan 2: Australia is on fire Jan 3: WWIII fears But when all hope was lost... Jan 4: Stratzenblitz75 uploads Edit: Man this comment aged like milk

[@pranavarvind4281]

The fires have been going on for months.

[@Birdbirdbirdbirdz]

Gucci Crimson J 4 is my birthday

[@pranavarvind4281]

@@jamescollier3 ...you do know that it was Iran that was attacked, right?

[@pranavarvind4281]

@@jamescollier3 The situation is different here. If you're making this sort of parallel, then fine. I have better things to do than sit and argue with you.

[@katteisace4563]

James Collier I was unaware you were all the news in the world

[@OrbitalBro]

Lol I didn't know you could deorbit kerbals with no protection lolol

[@auxencefromont1989]

He can.... you can't

[@englishteacher2711]

I did it once by accident. Seems a bit evil.

[@OrbitalBro]

The closest I ever came to it was deorbiting a space station before parachutes. Apparently if your Kerbal uses RCS to hit the ocean at 50m/ps he can survive.

[@Onio_Saiyan]

If you're coming in a little too hot, land the Kerbal on its head. If I remember correctly, the programmers did that on purpose for comedic effect.

[@sockmon1]

@@Onio_Saiyan beautiful

[@andrewchapman2039]

If you're in a record beating mood, I seem to recall Scott Manley did a Mun and Back challenge a few years ago.

[@henryjesionowski5600]

I hope we see him do this

[@fridaycaliforniaa236]

- Stratz, @ 3:12 « [...] and pushes her into a stable orbit » - Meanwhile, in Valentina's helmet... « *MMMmmmBBBllllLLLLLHHHHBBBLLLLBBBRRRMMMMBBRRRRRRRR* !!!!!! » 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SeeDMT]

i really like this format. a brief explanation and break down of the build to accompany the footage. Great work as always!

[@anatoli25236]

Love to see a video from you, a rare treat! Top stuff as always. Your helicarrier to Laythe video remains my favourite KSP video of all times.

[@superplink]

this is very... FASTenating. You're welcome.

[@CardZed]

holy fuck thats why aunt wont let you see the kids uncle

[@not_joey4258]

The next video is going to be titled "sending a rover to duna in 1 kirbin day"

[@harrymack3565]

Challenge accepted.

[@not_joey4258]

@@harrymack3565 oh boy XD

[@dutchdragon2472]

Including design n construction xD

[@ferrolon1795]

You gunna need kraken help for that...

[@kerbonaut2059]

Stratz:Doesn't upload for 7 months Also Stratz: *I am speed*

[@itsd0nk]

Great production value! Just stumbled on this video in my recommended. I'm a fan now!

[@TurkeyMaze]

3:08 - "Stable orbit." LMAO

[@pcb_404]

No way! This is the first time I've seen this channel, and it looks so well produced! What a video, and great job!

[@justinandrews2904]

You should really check out some of his other videos.

[@mayoiyoisaki1987]

Brilliant video!Thanks for your work.

[@SameBasicRiff]

dude every upload you give us plebs makes my day! thank you!!!

[@crxstalline_]

Most entries: *look somewhat like rockets* Stratz: im boutta clip this mans whole carrier

[@GameKraken]

The Irony, waiting 3 months for a 5:46 second video about speed Jk, glad you're back man, we missed ya!

[@GameKraken]

oh my god my favorite ksp creator hearted my snarky and kinda rude comment oh my god im so happy

[@spacekgb]

He also was the only one who met my speed challenge on reddit and beat it. But no worries, I got the aircraft record back. I’d like to think that he spent a lot of time on my challenge, but he probably finished his design in 45 seconds

You're*

[@alaskantrader6236]

subscribed just cause of this video. awesome job man. great use of physics to cut the clock and get the win!

[@Version135]

So glad you're back. Missed your vids!

[@ghastedx4039]

That landing was one of the most impressive things I’ve seen in KSP

[@craftboy338]

Her: Babe come to orbit Me: I can't, I'm eating Wendy's Baconator Her: I have Kerbal Space Program 2 Me: [this video]

[@gernstsmit]

Cool video, looking forward to more from the KSP magician!!

[@BlackEpyon]

I just love the decouplers you've got there just flapping in the breeze.

[@le_zoink]

Honestly, you can bend this game to your will, you're a ksp master, swooping in and destroying records

[@l9m241]

I love how youtube just screws the voice over when removing the music.

[@DarksoldierX2]

Glad to have you back! I am still blown away by your flying aircraft carrier to Laythe.

[@JoelCreates]

I've been debating taking a late stab at this as well, very cool!

[@DowzerWTP72]

2:59 Look at the Vertical / Horizontal speed readouts in the top right. They quite literally swap! From going mega fast up and hardly across, suddenly the poor girl is going hardly up, but super mega fast across!!!

[@tyttuut]

0:19 Why do you keep getting compressed partway through your videos?

[@spencershomaker8980]

I noticed this too

[@sentient_roomba7035]

its due to copywrite isuses

[@PatGilliland]

That is nuts! Well done.

[@cbtplus6133]

Great content! Like that you returned closer to your old style with more cinematic view and some nice music. But I still hope to see an old-fashioned no commentary format video

[@charlieodom9107]

'Orbit in 33 seconds' Still longer than most guys' first time!

[@builderdude9488]

First time with what bro 🤨

[@charlieodom9107]

@@builderdude9488 if you need an answer to that question, then you are too naive to continue in this conversation.

[@builderdude9488]

@@charlieodom9107 nono you see it was a joke and i dont need an answer to that question but im sure you already knew all that

[@zsolt023]

I can't even "reach" orbit with using cheats under 34 seconds Very impressive sir!

[@Keklord_]

Excellent, nice to have you back man.

[@ramen6236]

Finally another video from my favorite ksp youtuber

[@patriot7260]

I expected her to be in panic and/or sad or dead. 4:37 But no. This b* is f* laughing and smiling like a child waking up on Christmas Morning-

[@thanos8641]

😂😂😂

[@mrtrex1748]

Imagine seeing this IRL lol 4:48

[@arkeyionthefurry2721]

i am definitely impressed! i hope i will some day be as good and you and Matt Lowne.

[@Orion_TheProto]

"so, valentina, where'd the rocket go?" stratenblitz : *nervous sweating*

[@michaelsoland3293]

I feel like this is more of a Jeb technique than a Valentina one

[@Hawky2947]

"I'm a splat," said the green goo after the enormous G-force.

[@gangstacat1173]

I don’t care if it takes that long for a new video. This channel has epic stuff!!

[@tommystorm9867]

2:21 Valentina is subjected to a spine-crushing force of 17g's RtGames Rollercoasters: *Pathetic*

[@atimholt]

Your audio sounds like I'm listening to it on a phone: the background music cuts out when you stop talking (and also just randomly? According to the music's volume, maybe?).

[@originalmetalman9430]

I think the music is copyrighted

[@peeperleviathan2839]

@@originalmetalman9430why does the audio quality randomly become horrible in his videos

[@elmacko4709]

5:37 those eyes.... Tell a story of horrors unimaginable :P

[@raulportela3039]

This is absolutely insane!!

[@hodeok1234]

I don't expect you use a decoupler's power to set record. Nice work! And welcome back!

[@lisopilka]

How I missed your videos! Hello from Russia!

[@cosmicandrew50]

Лисопилка Лисопилкович go watch the solar station

[@gayMath]

you built a rocket that goes straight up before shooting its contents like a bullet from a gun. Perfect.

[@juliuszkocinski7478]

Bladley Vs Stratz race, ep.x^2 Totally love it

[@Shloopers]

god that mic compression is rough, weird how it became clear around 4:28 for a moment

[@BlackBird-nn2yc]

And I thought you cheated into orbit in that screenshot you send in discord😅

[@KerbinCenturion]

Totally underrated Channel not gonna lie

[@sunofabeach9424]

It was seven months ago... I'm glad you are back. ^^

[@comradesoupbeans4437]

i would like to report a bug with youtube: i can only like once

[@quantumx9729]

You could actually use the cal-1000 controller to optimize staging

[@Stratzenblitz75]

Funny enough, I actually did use the kal-1000 to control the staging.

[@quantumx9729]

Oh. To mee it kinda looked like you were doing it manual 🤷‍♂️

[@BestJohnEver]

Ha! Awesome! Great job! Congrats!

[@bigemugamer]

cool vid, cool challenge, great parachute landing! =D

[@jmadden50]

Outstanding.

[@abikioa]

Im glad youre back missed u

[@isaiahsalesin9022]

5:19 - the effects of a one million g force coupler orbit visible across Valentina's face.

[@PunkWyrks]

My jaw didn't just hit the floor. It clipped right through the planet! Wow!

[@Avetho]

Aye! Happy New Year Stratz!

[@Stratzenblitz75]

Thanks, happy new year to you too!

[@guard13007]

Beautiful!

[@rindino7719]

It's good to see you again :D

[@EpicUltraKingSmizzy]

I love that she re-entered orbit with nothing but a few jets of air and a parachute, and managed to land accurately onto the base's helipad. She could tell that story with video evidence and nobody would ever believe its real.

[@chosslife]

Great vid! I've always been curious whether it's possible to build a space hook in KSP?

[@tetrahedron1727]

that was FUN to watch.

[@pontuswendt2486]

AMAZING finnally!!

[@Cby0530]

Great job, you have archieve two goals at once! First, the 33 secs to orbit. Second, the first person (as far as I know) to reenter a kerbal without a heat shield.

[@flixelgato1288]

Casual atmospheric reentry from orbit using an eva suit

[@nathanball99]

incredible

[@gorp5481]

You madlad, it takes me like an hour to get into orbit because of all the explosions

[@Sruf.]

This man defied god and and came back with a op landing