Reacting To Cursed Stardew Valley Tiktoks..

[@swag_tortoise]

3:50 I'm pretty sure you do get 500g as a male farmer, you just get it from the second letter your mom sends you, and for most speedruns getting the gold from the first letter is more favorable Also, as a female farmer you actually don't get letters from your mom but instead from your dad, who sends like 10 stones with the second letter💀

[@ZehraShafqat]

Nope, you get cookies and pink cake as a male player

[@deathatnoon12]

@@ZehraShafqat nope, mom gives you cookies in the first letter, 500g in the 2nd letter, and the pink cake in the 4th/last letter

[@complainer406]

Mom sends to male PCs: Cookies, 500g, nothing, pink cake Dad sends to female PCs: 500g, 500g, nothing, 30 stone

[@jadedesormeaux6820]

7:30 i feel like a lot of people dont realise you can hold the button while fishing, you can also stop bouncing when you hit the bottom by tapping a few times right before it hits the ground, resets the momentum. the fishing really isn't that bad once you get familiar with it

[@ezra_raincloud]

also cork and trap bobbers are your best friend, especially paired with fishing food buffs

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

It's very much not disability-friendly though lol

[@themagicgoldfish1381]

I love money.

[@TheBeanBoy_]

I agree.

[@Liam-lb9kr]

What an incident me too!

[@Snoc06]

Bro me too!

[@labfej_elvtars2731]

Me too

[@bladeofgrass2702]

Capitalism

[@dawndoesart]

The tea sapplings method is soooo good if you do it correctly. Especially if you farm wild seeds in the winter for the seeds, wood farm as usual, and farm fiber in the mines until you unlock the bug lair which will give you fiber every day in larger quantities. Start saving fiber and leave fiber patches on your farm to start farming. Also put hundreds of sapplings in the train station and forget about it. You will have tons of wood when you remember to harvest.

[@Sky_Guy]

0:04 If people actually use TikTok for news and current events I'm gonna scream. That's like getting career advice from the drunk in the subway.

[@McGoogger]

fr there is no telling what is reputable source

[@yono321]

don't act as if KZbin is any better for that. lol

[@hamad5418]

who else you gonna get your advice from

[@teoohdoor5497]

There are accounts on tiktok dedicated to news and current events, just like there are accounts for tech and accounts for skits and all that other shit. As long as you're fact checking this stuff there's no issue

[@lavechelavender]

Fr

[@izumi7864]

"I hate Haley and everyone hates Haley" Me who literally married her as my first wife in the game cause of her character development

[@lordironhidex]

Don't listen to this content creator, Haley stans unite!

[@vixtoriuh69]

haley best wife

[@lordironhidex]

@@vixtoriuh69 hell yes

[@tornadoblast]

@@vixtoriuh69 I agree

[@Sevenpuddingsx]

"everyone hates Haley" 😐

[@Ahandle272]

This sounds like we should restart the mushroom cave vs fruit cave debate again

[@queenthefangirl268]

ok but haley is so freaking sweet once you get more hearts with her and she's such a supportive spouse like seriously

[@rowan.]

..waligug, you do know that you can’t use shift + left click or control + shift on switches, right? 3:04

[@SommerVideos]

haley is the best character in the game and i stand by that!!! if you think about it realistically, she is a pretty girl so she is probably used to having to ward off creepy men so her standoffishness in the beginning makes sense. the girl is just trying to live her life. once you get to know her she is so sweet! when you marry her she makes you breakfast almost every morning which is super helpful in game and so kind. lastly she organizes the charity cake run thing in order to buys new school books for vincent and jas since lewis cant be bothered!!! a good samaritan!! who can beat that?? yall sleep on haley and I will have no more haley slander!!!!! she for real is the best character in the whole game

[@kittengamer6410]

damn right

[@SuperArtsii]

Couldn't agree more😎

[@kittengamer6410]

@JevDoge wrong, the mayor is the worst

[@Finnbobjimbob]

@JevDoge yep these people are delusional

[@Finnbobjimbob]

No, just no

[@michaelbricky]

I like Haley. Just like any villager, once you get to know her she's really sweet and has a passion for photography. Of course, I used to dislike her, but that's before I did all her heart events and found out that, while yes, she is a bit stuck up and more than a little full of herself, she isn't a bad person.

[@Homiloko2]

idk why people hate on her, she even says you're cute the first time you meet

[@noahjackson2881]

Fun fact! You can sell the cookies and 500 gold as well

[@sillygoose3084]

Mushroom Cave forever. I prefer to decorate my cave and it looks nice as heck.

[@DrZaius3141]

Contrary to popular belief, the numbers for the bat cave simply don't pan out. Yes, if you get lucky, you might complete some bundles - but the fruit are part of the bundle that can also be filled with animal products - which you have to get anyway for another bundle. And if you actually get the 3 apples for your fodder bundle from the bat cave, you should just play the lottery instead of SDV. Also, the difference in gift usefulness is negligable. Who would even want to give gifts to Elliot?

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

how dare you do my boy Elliot like that

[@TyCrys]

Imo the bat cave is better long term just because you only need to check it once a season rather than once every two days which gets tedious in late game

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

@@TyCrys I agree with this. This is doubly true if you mod and end up with a bigger cave (like the hot spring cave, or the mod that connects the mine and the cave) - in such a case if you miss days then those spots are going to be filled up with more fruits because of how the game works. For the mushroom cave, though, you will not get more mushrooms even in a bigger cave unless the mod specifically is built to do that.

[@altersouls6094]

Elliot stans

[@callmeobsequious]

On the mushroom vs bat cave: This (and the fact that I'm a forest farm kinda human so I get nearly every mushroom at some point anyway) is why I always choose fruit bats too! If I forget, I'm not limited to literally just _six mushrooms,_ I can have a bunch of fruit. The first time I ever forgot I actually got an apple, and from what I understand those are pretty rare in the fruit cave, so I kinda...took it as a sign that this would be the cave for me. Also thank you for acknowledging the non-binary folks, whenever i make a new save, I literally always make them female but as GNC as possible, and then just use a gender neutral dialogue mod. :P

[@Frogeems]

Thank you for reacting to my TikTok at 1:20 😊

[@tacotheartist0644]

3:07you can’t buy stack on switch, you literally showed the keyboard keys for it

[@meektheghost]

Haley is my in game wife 😂 I aimed for Penny but she liked me super fast comparatively. Only other person who liked me just as quickly was Caroline!

[@Roozyj]

I almost had the same thing with Shane on my first farm. I was aiming for Elliott, but happend to meet Shane in the saloon on his birthday and decided to order him a drink. No idea at that point that I accidentally gave him a loved gift and suddenly he was my best friend xD I still chose Elliott though, because I didn't want my farmer to take on Shane as a project. That felt unfair to both of them.

[@Mossy3]

Me when I spawn genimo

[@TREX119990]

Correction when your a guy your mom mails you when you're a girl you're dad mails you. Dad gives money, and mom sends cookies

[@milorasmussen2036]

1:50 DID MA MAN JUST SAY BRONZE BOI THAT IS COPPER!!! XD

[@tdws52s15]

6:38 I play game for like 150+ hours and read/see hundreads of tips but I didn't even know this

[@GodzillaFreak]

Just press E to put bought items in inventory lol

[@seanathanbeanathan]

Where's the secret shift key on my switch 😂

[@_sIash]

just how naive people can be, like wtf you upgraded the tool, ofc its going to do something new bruhh

[@Roozyj]

Haha, I was thinking the exact same thing about the Angler. Like, sure, it's not the easiest fish, but it's by faaaaar not the hardest

[@imreallyalone]

5:10 slimes' colour is usually green. I guess there is a superiority there?

[@thelawpayton6927]

Imo mushroom is better as yes you only get 6 and only like 3 can go to the community center but same is true for the other one, well maybe more but the mushrooms are just nice as they can give really hood energy foods

[@OceanLaboratory]

i love haley 🥰

[@Cgg_0456]

The worst thing with being a female character is Alex's "weirdness"

[@Roozyj]

And even though I'm generally fond of Elliott, I like his 4 heart event less as a female character, because he doesn't just order 2 beer, but he orders "a wine for the lady". I can understand giving a round, but 'the lady' can decide for herself if you want to order seperately for her. xD

[@MeanyBooters]

Nah, he's cool.

[@MeanyBooters]

@@sanabanaqt What? Say it isn't so. Yeah, I've played the game and choose him almost every time. I know how he is in the beginning. Doesn't change my opinion.

[@imreallyalone]

2:47 YOOO, dont talk about my wife like that.

[@KoralTea]

I love you waligug

[@Waligug]

I love you koral tea

[@omron4911]

I miss the waligug haley slay era 💅🥵😥

[@Waligug]

so true king

[@Jawata_]

Waligug: "I hate Haley, you should hate Haley, everyone should hate Haley" Me married to Haley ( I didnt know people hated haley)💀

[@arohamumberry7324]

1:52 "Bronze" says the guy who calls himself a stardew expert. Smh it's Copper

[@scp2539]

i knew the hiding torches for decoration thing but didnt know you could just set the fence on fire DX

[@katycat9630]

Really excited for the video where you paint thickle Rick :)

[@themosttrollerindaworld4181]

*me saw him fighting a boss slime* me: HOW HOW HOW HOW

[@5racing]

Just started playing this game on mobile and I'm addicted

[@clauday6467]

Same, I'm supposed to have an exam next day but here I am

[@clauday6467]

Mobile sucks tho I wish I can play it somewhere else

[@Lando_HotelStory]

I Love it when KZbinr review tiktoks 😃

[@Faulty_2006]

Wait i play the mobile version and ive received cookies a pink cake and 500g from my mother in the first year ?

[@Unspoken975]

Haley is the best NPC in Stardew valley, change my mind.

[@lavechelavender]

Fr-

[@galapagoose1845]

"everyone hates haley" me married to her on my main farm-

[@nickm5063]

Married Haley in my first playthrough. No regerts.. Would marry again.

[@BlazingImp77151]

What did you have in the background at the beginning? Like I don't think its vanilla, so what mod is it?

[@shampuuhs]

hey now, ill have you know some of us LIKE mean, bossy women with absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. give haley a break

[@tea2818]

it took me to 4:46 to realize he’s playing the rougelike mod lol

[@dinouhoh6763]

3:28 how did she get that much money..😱😱

[@waterreminder4111]

watching this at 3 am

[@CoxTheC]

Wickedy chickedy💀

[@emmanone621]

I like Hayley y'all just don't get her

[@lopsie7479]

God why do tiktokers talk like that 😭

[@Bbals]

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO GO WİTH HALEY?!İ WAS PLAYİNG AND DECİDED TO LOOK AT FAN COMMENTS AND EVERYONE,EVERYONE HATES HİM

[@robynjohnson8116]

Me thinking about how much I love my mean hot wife Haley

[@linkedlord5449]

I don't think you can buy in stacks of switch

[@fiz8274]

Btw you can press E and automatically put it on your inventory when buying stacks of woods

[@smoll3734]

what mod are you using in the background

[@Waligug]

Stardew valley roguelike

[@smoll3734]

@@Waligug thanks

[@gaiusangeal5270]

Did he just said "JANIMO!!?"..

[@Sandwich-zv8hq]

I like turtles

[@tobycanfield3614]

man, what mod are you playing, i wanna fight a slime boss

[@ChristyTina22]

You can't buy in stacks on the Switch.

[@literalcringe9789]

Ah yes, the 2 genders: Cookies and Wealth

[@thatoneguy1284]

That Goobins The Gelatinous Sludge is a mod right?

[@CassArttStudio]

five months late but whatever: 3:04 you cant buy in stacks on switch. was never put in but oh how i wish it was

[@sweetMaKy]

"I hate Haley" just say you have no taste

[@ytossee]

I prefer cookies☺️

[@GuitarMan0808]

" if your like non-binary or something go for the money " bros destroyed the gender picking difficulty by using PROFITS

[@failedentropy]

Goddamn it. I specifically avoid tik tok.

[@tymongajewski2816]

3:03 They're playing on switch lite.

[@lackofmotivation9810]

Wait why is jaz in your farm

[@Adam_m0hamd]

Everyone Hate Haley I don't know about that

[@yayangjuniarta2059]

Yeah I wonder why my boyfriend likes Haley 😂😂😂 that is soo accurate, but oh well who am I to judge, I married shane lol

[@lordironhidex]

Have you played her heart events yet or are you oblivious at what happens to her further?

[@yayangjuniarta2059]

@@lordironhidex i have! Though unintentionally I managed to max her friendship points, I guess she's pretty cool

[@flipfloop3225]

On console I’m pretty sure you can only buy one at a time.

[@ErynChess]

this is definitely fruity 💅

[@BlutoLongneck]

Hating Haley is overrated, she becomes to be a good girl. Bloody haters!

[@lavechelavender]

Ikr

[@randomwolfygirl]

Glacier fish is easyyy

[@cool358]

WHAT MONEY

[@evoplayz4567]

Junemo junemo

[@DruidXT]

it's funny how quicky stardew videos and content creators went irrenevant

[@dudeblob6798]

I wouldn’t really say that they went irrelevant, but they just post like once a month almost, if they posted more that’s they’d probably get more views per video

[@Marialla.]

Yeah, game came out only in 2016, and here we are barely six years later and who is even playing this game anymore? Who watches Stardew videos? Who even comments on them? What a bunch of losers, amirite?

[@DruidXT]

@@dudeblob6798 dude, you're just a blob. that's also ilrrerevant👌

[@slimeboss8017]

BASED.

[@tinfoiltreasurer]

Haley,,,pret, prebe,, prebt,,,, prebyy,,,,,,,,

[@lordironhidex]

2:40 Blasphemy, count me out Further sentences are false. Not watching the video

[@Enzo-sh8vf]

I cannot stand the ai tik tok voice

[@DeXyfero]

walgiug yu favorite. (2

[@samwichx]

Excuse you. Haley >>>> everyone

[@identocidal]

i love tiktok

[@WeezerFan505]

Haley > shane

[@MrJondern]

Hello

[@eboatwright_]

haley suks >:(

[@NotSw1ZZ]

Why is Taylor swift on ur suggested account I am disappointed in you and I will disown you if you don’t stop

[@ryanclemons1]

I have a mod that removes the fishing game yes it's kind of cheating but screw that fishing game.

[@weightingramsss]

Haley isn’t the same as Hayley. Hayley is the correct way to spell it. Haley to me sounds like HAL-EE

[@Danielrotihaugkvien]

S

[@TheBestRoddy]

Ju nemo

[@Maurice23901]

Ok

[@juniperisla13]

holy moly i’m kinda early

[@juniperisla13]

WAIT THE SUGGESTION TO FOLLOW TAYLOR SWIFT the swiftie in me is sobbing (all of me is swiftie what am i saying)

[@greckotristanrosales9907]

First

[@Danielrotihaugkvien]

U werent🤓

[@FlitsterKye556]

ayo @momorant has the same bed sheets as me

[@Finnbobjimbob]

God I hate tik tok, it’s full of the dumbest most annoying people in the world.

[@seliisnotonfire]

why can i not center my bed w the window??? why would it not work like??