Reacting to "How to Be A REAL Man"

Reacting to How to Be A REAL Man by ‪@Shoe0nHead‬
Original: • How to Be A REAL Man
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[@Toon57]

“Yes I am real man you guys like skateboards?”

[@madcrusader123]

*Whispers* "Skateboards."

[@TobiasJensen2402]

"Yes I am real man, I like to do the crime"

[@psychodrummer1567]

I like trains.

[@craaab____721]

@@psychodrummer1567 "HA HA. Yeeesss you do son...yes you do..."

[@trans_girl_the_meme_lord]

​@@craaab____721 *"HAY YOU KNOW WHOS GAY? YO-*TRAIN SLAMS INTO THEM BOTH"*

[@thorin1045]

"are they making spaceshippy sound" it is space elephant roar, thank you very much, and obviously.

[@maulmemes]

I read that in the THICKEST Russian accent.

[@troopergames8173]

When I’m bored I’ll kinda whistle to make jet engine noises. I work in a factory and make Utility Poles by hand. Love fighter jets and play Warthunder. Autistic? Oh hell yeah! Gay? Nah but let people be them people are just too nosey nowadays… Also Team Titties! Either way I’m wrong according to people in the video lmao. So many opinions by everyone that contradict everyone’s. Just be yourself people!

[@legendaryjimbob7685]

The fact that Evan McGregor caused bunch of takes to unusable or to require their audio to be edited because he couldnt stop making lightsaber sound effects himself is proof that that is very manly thing to do

[@Elichamilion]

5:50 remind me of what IceCube said to Kevin Hart, "Ay look, 2pac was one of the biggest Thugs in history and he always put on a seatbelt."

[@Dloin]

When these alpha dudes talk about sex I just hear "how do you do fellow straight men?"

[@kenshinhimura9387]

I'm not ghey and I 100% want a gamer girlfriend who also loves gardening and growing plants. If she also likes fish tanks and aquariums I would ask her to marry me.

[@Mega_Mewtwo]

You sir are definitely gay according to these mental people 😂. We might as well call them gay for not playing video games. We can also call them gay for not wanting a girlfriend who's a gamer and nerdy

[@AzurLigth]

if u read manhwa i think i know the caracter ur talking abt

[@sirwobble265]

Is female optional?

[@victormanteca7395]

I'm not gay, but after listening to all these rules not to be one, now I wish I was gay just to have some joy in my life.

[@spandanganguli6903]

Liking straight women is weird, since they like men, which makes it kinda gay. True men must put out only for the homies.

[@erumaaro6060]

especially if she's not a virgin. being eskimo brothers is hella gay.

[@tijnpiet6325]

i hope this is a joke....right?

[@erumaaro6060]

@@tijnpiet6325 I'm fairly certain it's sarcasm. I was being equally sarcastic with my reply, in case you were wondering.

[@Night-Knight-123]

I hope that you hoping this is a joke is a joke

[@AlanyxCross]

So glad I learned years ago not to give AF about the opinions of strangers. I'll take my SpongeBob ice cream and wash it down with an iced vanilla cold brew. 😎

[@AlanyxCross]

I'm a liar, I like the strawberry shortcake ice cream bars.

[@Elyzeon.]

I love building lego, big builds are really cool to look at when they are done, like "wow i made this? A bunch of tiny blocks made this?" and amazing to just listen to some good audiobook while you just build. I need something to do when listening to a book. Building something or grinding on a game are probably the top 2 for me.

[@gringolikeme3564]

"eating a girl out is so childish" Is in the running for the worst things ever typed

[@TheEternalPheonix]

It's almost like they don't even understand the meaning of the words they're using.

[@jimmyriley2709]

Yeah, like I hope women don't have children doing that to them.... And since when is it gay for men to like women? Do you even know what "gay" means?

[@smadcore]

There are TWO! TWO separate occasions where I'd be dead if I wan'st wearing a seatbelt.

[@brentgrisier1738]

It not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@smadcore]

@@brentgrisier1738 Sorry I didn't get the joke. Yes, I need to choose my friends more wisely.

[@smadcore]

@ Dude I'm 38, You know how many crappy drivers I've come across?

[@DaniM2002]

Does 2x gay make you straight again? Or are you now super gay?

[@smadcore]

@ The windscreen and cold hard pavement doesn't care how gay you are.

[@KevinCruijssenQuuador]

All those comments in the video reminds me of that Men Icks List you've reacted to before. 😂 We're not allowed to breath, sleep, eat, etc. And happy birthday, Cypress!

[@Bomblastic49]

Back when my brother and I were working the same steel construction job we were out of town on a job, and my brother got a major craving for raspberries (it was the middle of summer and he wanted something cool and refreshing.) That night at the motel we stood out on the second-story banister and snacked on raspberries while listening to Deathcore. So yeah, we men love raspberries just as much as the next person. ADDENDUM: Raspberry milkshakes are one of the greatest things on the planet, CHANGE MY MIND.

[@lucad9667]

That sounds like a perfect way to spend an evening.

[@farlonmuentes6004]

Imagine "changing the pc ram" as a hobby like it is a once a month kind of thing.

[@StilltheAp0llyon]

Doesn't the tread wear out on your RAM?

[@R0gueM]

Shit. If you’re changing out the RAM of your computer often enough that you consider it a “hobby”, then I’m afraid to see what you’re doing to make it need to be changed out so often.

[@roxrequiem2935]

I love how in the recent ShoeOnHead video, there was a Cypress thumbnail jumpscare. I was like, "AH! I RECOGNIZE THAT SHORT ANIME WOMAN."

[@Skelterbane69]

"video games are for children" Meanwhile: PEGI 18 exists

[@halo12390]

that one white dot on the left of the video made me think my screen was broken for a sec

[@WW1Fanatic]

3:31 “It’s really hot- it’s really normal”

[@TotalyNotSatan]

I see, youre on your ShoeOnHead arc

[@CCootauco]

She's goin' to the big leagues!

[@maulmemes]

About time.

[@DarkVeghetta]

Always good seeing another vtuber reacting to shoe's videos. I've found several that way, including Cypress herself a few days ago.

[@InternetD1991]

Damn, I never thought my coming out would be like that: I use the seatbelt.

[@Aslambzhik]

THEY scream in agony at view of you using "ᵍasp" S҉E҉A҉T҉B҉E҉L҉T҉ ʰᵉʰ

[@defender1238]

Happy Birthday to both of us Cy and to answer your question from stream Asseto Corsa is a racing simulator

[@AlexanderChaverri]

6:15 ok, that’s gotta be the stupidest thing I’ve heard this week

[@ianbrooks3597]

Apparently everyone in the United States is homo because everyone wears a seatbelt in the passenger seats

[@zarathos1673]

People on the internet don't have good opinions anymore.

[@NGYTC]

And is that your opinion 😂

[@fleurcode]

Did they ever?

[@TheEternalPheonix]

Those aren't people. They're savages doing a bad job of pretending to be people.

[@novathon5579]

2:23 I mean, if she is offering, who am i to say no.

[@robertojimenez4979]

Based. Anything for the birthday girl. 😼🍑

[@100tallyweenwoodmusicalfans]

Yes, officer. These are the two horny mfs I reported.

[@NoobGamingDen]

7:05 Once a legend said, “Man, everyone's gay once in a while”.

[@Elichamilion]

Tropic Thunder reference 🤣🤣🤣

[@asahmosskmf4639]

tosh.o - " everybody has a little gay in them. "

[@kaiberuss]

a little bit of gay is okay

[@John44345]

1:57I don’t see anything wrong with a man wanting a Gamer Girlfriend (Happy birthday Cypress)

[@rintintim344]

8:18 That is true! I grow a beard, because I feel insecure about going bald! So that way I still have hair on my head, just on the face and not on top of it. And people sometimes ask me about my beard, but, since I had it, no one asked me why am I bald. So, I guess, it works))

[@riyamumusic46]

No way those tweets were made by thinking people xD

[@LangostaCrustaceo-ss8ql]

That's the thing. They weren't.

[@zelenacsebastian9430]

8:09 I choked on my yoghurt!!🤣

[@jinacaly5479]

SUCK MY WHAT? XD

[@Illustrator-e6u]

16:40 Strange history fact: That post would've been true if it was ancient Rome. Back then, romans actually did think that large male sausages was considered ugly and barbaric as it meant you lack control over your own lust. On the other hand, small male sausages meant that you were intelligent and pure as you have control over your own lust

[@asahmosskmf4639]

also it was considered kinda funny and " cartoonish " .. which is why most female statues weren't, you know stacked.. ( also the whole not pure thing.. )

[@vinny.g5778]

I HAVE STAR WARS LEGOS AND I WILL MAKE SPACESHIP NOICES WITH THEM WHENEVER I WANT

[@hiddentruth1982]

Growing up I chopped wood, played american football, and went hunting. I guess I'm about as manly as it gets.

[@notafraidofchange]

How are you fairing in life now?

[@hiddentruth1982]

@@notafraidofchange Old lol

[@R0gueM]

I dunno. If you’ve been eyeballing that seatbelt, then that’s pretty gay. Have you been eyeballing that seatbelt? Should it now be called the gaybelt?

[@Fedorchik1536]

Shoe: What is a man? Me: A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!

[@PheonixKing08]

hold on counter-point. "why are you updating the ram?" this who this is basically the "Fellas is it Gay to?" video

[@BH6242KCh]

"When was the last time you got laid?" Does in-game count?

[@molkereis8626]

What game? If it is the bear from Baulders gate 3 then no but any other one yes.

[@anto8375]

Was she yennefer? Shadow heart?

[@Super-buuhan]

4:31 picking a sports for guys is like girls picking beauty products and sticking with then for life (happy b-day)

[@Bonyxme]

It feels like the people writing these posts are sad single people who failed life and want everyone to join them

[@Bonyxme]

I almost forgot Happy Birthday 🎂 Cy

[@LegendofKal]

Based on the way many of these are written, and the fact that the topic is about men, I'm gonna say that 85% of these are written by women.

[@zumato3371]

No, I think most are women calling only men who future their personal preferences real men and narcissistic men who have to make themselves feel superior to all other men, so they make up requirements specific to themselves.

[@CCootauco]

That's alot of people on social media.

[@fleurcode]

God I haven't seen a shoeonhead video since 2017, good to know she has gone more into the meme side of politics

[@zumato3371]

Happy birthday, Cypress! Keep up the good work you're doing great!

[@Etheoma]

The miltary runs off coffee, that person is basically saying the whole military is gay and like 80% of men in America.

[@gin3648]

Upgraded my RAM today, you know the easiest part of building a PC. I do look down on men who cant change oil or a tyre, but thats just a growing up poor thing.

[@R0gueM]

Changing a tire (or tyre if it suits your fancy) is pretty easy and not too stressful. Doing that on an 8 lane highway with people going 80mph (about 129kph) and you’re near the off-ramp, is not so much fun. Especially when your back is to the traffic. Was. Not. Fun. Changing the oil? Not hard. Don’t have the tools right now to do it, but it’s not hard.

[@Raver_S_Thompson]

300 Pokémon cards… those are rookie numbers. Pushing E squad with that.

[@Kareszkoma]

4:00 Pretty basic tasks too. Like "upgrading the Ram", said like it's a big thing. It's a card in a slot. Press at the side and it pops out, press in the next one. Almost 5 minutes. What a manly thing to do. Making soup. Oh boi.

[@kaldicuct]

I was today years old when I learned that Cypress and I have close birthdays.

[@highNOTER]

Sorry was not on stream, happy birthday Cypress

[@Anonym-yr4qn]

16:50 Dude has Roman citizenship...

[@GraveWalkerT1123]

You know what I’m 20 I still buy transformers and I do the transforming sound effect and the gun sound effects

[@DavidVazquezGomez]

Happy birthday Cypress 🥳 Hope you have/had a wonderful Bday! This video was great & enjoyable and I learn something from this too. And that is never go on the internet if a bunch of guys and girls being idiots. But they're everywhere so you know what... live life as we want it and piss other off for having a great life.

[@dewatcher-sd7ic]

Happy Bday!!!!!!!

[@ayhemalaimi1080]

woman say that a man who smiles is not a man then say to lonley men "did u consider smiling more ?"

[@Goat_goated]

There’s only one person who can save us LEBRONNNNNNNN

[@AlvoGGaming21]

A man dies in battle but keeps himself safe

[@AlvoGGaming21]

Never jumps into fights but answers the call

[@AlvoGGaming21]

A man fights the hard fights but deserves leisure

[@JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard]

Did You know that brushing your teeth Is the only time You can clean a part of your skeleton?

[@simonsalinas1]

You should watch the "Are Women Okay" one. It's funny as hell

[@Ruuuuba]

sometimes i really do wonder how these people exist

[@glitchydarkstar4987]

20:23 I just think it’s funny Going from “I guess I’m a red flag :I” to “I mean my hairs red :D”

[@ninjafoxgamesgeekery]

The acceptable hobbies is hilarious. Change the oil in the car - done on Saturday, what do for the next 3-6 months? Upgrading RAM in the computer - done on Saturday, what do for the next 4-6 years? Doing the laundry - done on Saturday, what do for the next week? Making chilli or soup for the week - done on Saturday, what do for the next week? Home repair - there is not a home repair needing to be done on a daily freaking basis. So this guy is saying read, writing, or "anything that is fun and also is useful." Man, Dax was right. "As a man, we gotta pave our way, Our only function is to work and slave"

[@ThisIsMrDante]

I found you through the last Shoe0nHead video :D You have very nice reaction videos

[@rixyl7475]

I identify as a yogurt male, you wouldn't understand.

[@kaiberuss]

i mean i gotta be honest, that one ad with real men for kamala or w/e, there was not a single man in that ad, and i think everyone can agree to that

[@Tragicx77]

I play video games, I also occasionally enjoy a nice peppermint tea. That said, im also gay......guys, I think they might be right. Oh no

[@NegoitaEduard-g2d]

They found out our secret 😢

[@Tragicx77]

@NegoitaEduard-g2d its joever

[@WileeRunner42]

I'm a masculine man. I do whatever I want to do not worrying about what others think. 😁💪

[@hunteraitor2107]

What's worse is that every one of those people can vote

[@Darkshade_01]

Yay more shoe ❤

[@mllarson]

Most of these examples are just "No True Scotsman Fallacy" goalpost-moving arguments.

[@Anonym-yr4qn]

2:45 That Kind of seems to be what social media is about for many users.

[@grumbledor9592]

I think painting my beholder mini was pretty masculine ngl

[@bloodshedxdxhd1030]

Me opening KZbin today: I guess I'm Gay! Better call the homies. Lol

[@redpredator0442]

Pokémon diamond would take too long to eat, if you know, you know. 😂

[@Daslink314]

Oh yes I definitely picked my October birthday just for cases like these lol

[@aaronburdon221]

You too.

[@redshirtman1907]

Guess I'm not a man and gay now. "Well, better go break the bad news to the wife and kid."

[@PH-tx9ru]

I love shoeonhead, but it is sometimes hard to re-watch her stuff.

[@Raven777777777777777]

There is a thing we say about sports around here. It is one time a bunch of poor people can shout at rich "move you bastard" xD With all these people that Shoe reacts to you are damned if you do and damned if you dont. As for the supposed "Alpha Male" you are not an alpha if you have to call yourself one. Shoeonhead videos are always so good. Keep going.

[@silvermanekudan]

Well, if all roads lead to Rome, then we might as well embrace the "Roman" way😂. If everything is gay, then perhaps we are indeed gay, fellas🤣

[@pixelschubser2556]

16:40 Fun fact: Royal- and aristocratic families have practiced incest/inbreeding for thousands of years and this has led to a pretty hefty list of health problems (mental illness, deformities, infertility, impotence, overbite, and hemophilia, just to name a few). They were also way more arrogant then everyone else. So this guy basically just insulted himself twice in the same sentence 😂

[@alexkaen1701]

A whole generation which thinks having an opinion makes them smart

[@thatbloxguy5432]

Thighs is the only save zone. I am glad I'm safe!!!

[@ussenterprisecv6805]

No one needs only 300 Pokémon cards. We need more. Simple. I have nearly 3000 fully organised in types and then evo lines. Also i have 75 model kits. Anyone without a hobby is a problem. Also as a brit i can kind of translate 8:57. So basically they're saying that cocktails aren't a 'manly' drink and drinking it doesn't make you seem sophisticated/smart. Most likely because cocktail and cocktail like drinks are commonly depicted in things like james bond so get loosely associated with the 'higher class' though that in my experience is by a smaller number of people than one may think. On the other end, bird is basically a slang for woman and a rarely used one which tells me this guy is definitely on the older side as i haven't heard anyone ever say it outside of some tv shows. But back on topic. Its basically the opposite. A pint i believe is almost exclusively beer and so he is saying it's a 'manly drink' and it's something typically found at the larger service stations where people can park up overnight as they usually have a bunch of fast food and restaurants type things hence the lorry/truck drivers thing. Though do take what i said with a grain of salt as i am a very much non alcoholic and the only person i know who drinks properly is my mum and its rare so yeah but as someone living in that korons country this is my best interpretation.

[@hellbillyjr]

You got as confused as we do. This is why it's so easy to dodge BS IRL

[@MagiaErebea028]

according to the internet every man is naturally gay

[@CalciumChief]

Yes, I do suffer 24/7.

[@englishdragon4198]

The tweet/post going on about favourite sports teams is hilarious. We cheer other people on because men have been united since we evolved from apes, you insolent worm. Women competed to be noticed (many still do), whilst the men go hunting and stuff. The stark contrast between then and now is that we no longer work to get food in the same manner. Finally - men can’t have hobbies, because that means we’re not making money, which naturally all that money belongs to the gf/wife/best friend because we’ve left the patriarchal system behind, but women still carry the beliefs of the man providing for the house. As I say to people - you want equality, you get equality. That means the same struggles alongside the same benefits. Amazing how the people who scream the loudest about equality are also the ones who are quietest when asked to explain their reasons

[@MendeltSiebenga]

I need to rewatch this video and take notes. This will be my todo-list for 2025! 😂

[@MendeltSiebenga]

Hmmm, maybe I'll make an exception for sipping a peppermint mocha, thats just gross!

[@pixelschubser2556]

13:09 Me after a few rounds of Call of Duty: 💪😎 🏋‍♂

[@Jeff-pm5zc]

Nothing exudes masculinity like worrying about how masculine you appear to strangers. *Sarcasm

[@why-so-toxic_1413]

Happy birthday btw

[@Irtuxy]

I will continue to only get "girly" drinks when I go to a bar with the homies. They are tasty.

[@theJellyjoker]

😂 Me an ma buddies r tha Real-Men™ 😂

[@AlexanderChaverri]

So, let me get this straight, Being safe is gay Eating food is gay Enjoying a hobby is gay Drinking coffee is gay Falling in love with a woman is gay Having friends is gay Having fun is gay Wow, what’s next, driving to work is gay? 😒

[@jimmyriley2709]

Hold on, are you admitting that you drive to work? You should walk to work, like normal, heterosexual man

[@AlexanderChaverri]

Nah, not right now, but walking to work is soooo boring!

[@AlexanderChaverri]

Also what’s heterosexual

[@-5aa]

I believe foods have gender; yin (female) foods cool and moisten, while yang (male) foods warm and dry-both balancing energy. but I eat both to maintain my natural energy cycles.

[@TJmcbride049]

Happy Birthday Cypress 🎁🎂

[@MilkieMouse]

"Men don't drink iced coffee or flavoured coffee. That is sus." Me and my chocolate frostyccino from Wendy's aboutta vent into medical.

[@kaiberuss]

as a man who bleeds caramel iced coffee, they can kiss my ass

[@nitricacid2516]

These funny lil guys are so silly

[@robertojimenez4979]

Late to the party, but happy birthday, Cypress! 😸🎂

[@MrVrajitorul]

I personally don't like rasberries but i love mulberries.

[@KarmasAB123]

A chai soy latte is just tea with soy milk

[@HyperzFizz]

From Jersey and can confirm we are red flags

[@stileshughes]

yes we make spaceship sounds when we play with them too, get over it

[@Cyanice-co]

Fellas, is it gay to like women????

[@ryankelk4030]

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