Reacting to If Foods Were People by Troom Troom 5 Minute Crafts

Troom Troom & 5 minute crafts hacks and food pranks. Sponsor: Thanks to Hover for sponsoring today's video. Go to hover.com/nerdecrafter and get 10% off your first domain name! I'm going to react to these funny food hacks because I don't know what Troom Troom is doing anymore XD
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-I Actually Try WEIRDEST Glue Gun Hacks Debunking 5-Minute Crafts: • I Actually Try WEIRDES...
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-(Here is Brad): • I Actually Try Candy i...
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[@nerdecrafter]

Sponsor: Thanks to Hover for sponsoring today's video. Go to hover.com/nerdecrafter and get 10% off your first domain name!

[@alphawolfgaming69]

Hi

[@alphawolfgaming69]

You so funny

[@themanwithnofaceofficial]

Omg hi love u

[@tracyvslife3124]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[@geishavampiresa]

English is not their main language, their main language is Russian so thinking that they are using Google to translate may not be far off.

[@peachesscales4782]

"Brad has beady lil eyes and grabby little hands." I looked up and saw my rat eating a cookie in his cage. Fits the description perfectly!

[@vincentender1486]

Brady eyes works too in this.

[@Toastyy_the_idiot]

I have three rats and now all my cookies r going to them thanks to you lol

[@peachesscales4782]

@@Toastyy_the_idiot Happy to help! If you ever get a chance they LOVE Gerber Puff snacks for babies, my ol boy prior loved the peach flavored ones.

[@peachesscales4782]

@cb 1979 I've had rats all my life, my newest babe is named Calcifer! He is absolutely spoiled rotten, his cookies are strawberry and apple flavored. Only comes out of his house when I shake the container 😂

[@peachesscales4782]

@cb 1979 They're good for em, and make for easy training treats! Especially when taming em down like I had to do with Cal.

[@tachguthrie9880]

The Troom Troom narration reminds me of those videos where someone puts a song through several layers of Google Translate before translating it back into English.

[@kyettax]

and then sing it. its so funny!! i definitely know this!!

[@TaLisaLovesDaveDay98]

Is it just me, or is this worse than their other videos though? Lol

[@kyettax]

@@TaLisaLovesDaveDay98 definitely more in the weird and gross category.

[@kasarina5880]

I believe troom troom isnt originally English, and they have someone read a script and sometimes I believe the script was made through google translate

[@tachguthrie9880]

@@kasarina5880 That actually makes a lot of sense

[@RanRyeRedFangAC]

"I feel like I don't need to be alone in this" omg Jackie you have kidnapped us all 😂

[@nerdecrafter]

😈

[@theindigollama]

Yay! Kidnapped!

[@emmabrooklyn4590]

Lol I saw this comment exactly when she said that😂

[@TaLisaLovesDaveDay98]

I just imagined her evil laugh 😂

[@stupid.9544]

“Brad is not our friend brad will never be our friend because he has beady eyes and grabby hands” -Jackie 2021

[@fiveyspivey]

I saw that vid and that part of this vid

[@LeCalzoneZone]

NOOOO MY DADS NAME IS BRAD....... but my dad is literally like the Brad in that video lol

[@_3mma_5]

Yeah😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@shotriotpint]

No one liked Brad but everyone likes Alex😂😂😂

[@ruthaveyard6345]

i hang out with a person called Brad and he is almost worse than beady eyed and grabby hands Brad.

[@tachguthrie9880]

Jackie in this video is literally the definition of, "If I have to see this, so do you."

[@chillinwithrachel]

HAHA FRR I post vidz 💛

[@Slime01957]

@@chillinwithrachel ok and? You dont have to post it in all of your replies.

[@suzannax]

🤣 We can't unsee it

[@SootWhisker]

@@chillinwithrachel DONT comment just to shout out ur channel ur everywhere

[@sarahcoleman5269]

5MC: "What if Food Were People?" Me: "Uhh... then we'd be cannibals?"

[@ahuman5889]

But what if people were food

[@petmom100yt]

*TT

[@martal7766]

Same I just literally said: ... Cannibalism

[@goofball8755]

Troom troom not five min craft

[@RatchelRach]

Read that as cannabis and was like wut the frick does weed have to do with anything

[@Laaanni]

I cant imagine how uncomfortable this has to be for the actors like- If i worked there- I would quit if they asked me to do these

[@azadalamiq]

they most likely underpaid... uh intimacy workers. judging by how exaggerated their movements get somehow make everything sensual.

[@ChaoticAndromeda]

@@azadalamiq you'd HAVE to have a thing for this type of crap. Any normal, extremely tolerant person would quickly have enough nearly immediately. You could NOT pay me enough to not scream and smack whoever licked me.

[@ChaoticAndromeda]

@@azadalamiq and I'm broke with over $20k in medical debt lol

[@Seoulsearch616]

"Sika smells like flowers - and anger." Lol. One of the many reasons I watch this channel! 😆🤪🤓

[@theironkitten8736]

are we just not gonna talk about the words "*Smells of flowers and anger*" smells like anger ANGER I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT HAD A SMELL

[@theironkitten8736]

@C Lucero lmao thanks i like yer pfp too

[@Babyyoda.artistian]

Anger from Disney’s Inside Out... I imagine he would smell like roasted marshmallows over a campfire. (Because sometimes Anger’s hair gets on fire.) So, I think Sika smells like flowers and roasted marshmallows (as anger).

[@theironkitten8736]

@@Babyyoda.artistian 0-0 ok lol

[@berserker3414]

It seems like synesthesia (the condition where you can smell/hear colors and similar)

[@robloxgalaxygamers8441]

i hate your profile pic

[@GutterCup]

I don't know how I found Jackie, but man, I am so glad I did, and Sika, man what an awesome sister duo

[@martal7766]

I remember that I found her because her salty face in thumbnails looked kinda like my friends mom (but she actually doesn't)

[@christinetraxler2122]

Same

[@evelyndadplays1180]

Me too

[@kate.6262]

The thumbnail makes me uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today

[@shikashase6940]

Ikr same

[@horse_girl3403]

IKR!!!!!!

[@beccan.2129]

LOL SHE CHANGED IT 😂

[@bellekelly582]

Vore

[@kate.6262]

@@bellekelly582 Thanks, I hate it

[@Maya-xb7gk]

Jackie: “I wonder what the human form of a banana would be?” Me: it would be Beyyyyn

[@amberlynnoconner6346]

I totally got that reference from Simply. 🥴🤣

[@Maya-xb7gk]

@@amberlynnoconner6346 😂 benana

[@bowtiekitty6062]

I now right 🤣🤣

[@sarahcoleman5269]

Pretty sure Chupa Boy was in every single one of those skits. XD

[@definitelynotRihanna]

Whoever's written the script made us all loose some braincells 😥

[@melodyandmaddietalks8941]

Wow u lost so many u spelled cells wrong lol

[@yuckyskunk2021]

i couldnt even watch this

[@lovelydrawings5350]

You lost so many u couldn't even spell cells right go see a doctor

[@aliviaplum4413]

Yk how Jackie makes youtubers into monsters with clay and stuff? She should do it with Brad, it would be so funny!

[@Slayallday69-]

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@andreahammer6541]

That’s would be cool

[@suzannax]

The top bun is having more fun than the bottom bun 😂

[@creepycutiecrafty]

🤣🤣🤣

[@clickmylinksforabetterlife5758]

When you're with an inconsiderate, top.....bun

[@abidaaliahmed207]

Nobody: Me and my dirty mind:👁👄👁

[@sansthitadutta3832]

Yea LP ke

[@SyrisDarkness]

Yes, Beanboozled beans have a toothpaste flavour - it is supposed to be one of the "bad" flavours, but since it is basically mint-like, some people like it

[@pookeywan]

I kept shouting "it's toothpaste flavor!!!" during that part. 🤣

[@paranoidjd1351]

Actors agents: "I've got the best roles for you guys! You get to be croissant, a dead banana and an oreo being waterboarded in a bowl of milk!"

[@Cove_Blue]

I can't believe there's not 1 person working at TroomTroom that can translate for them instead of using google translate but that's clearly what is happening 😂

[@gumisora]

In spanish there is a girl. But so girly and cheesy

[@WackyTaki]

I’m very curious about Sika’s thoughts since she’s the major foodie.

[@Nezuko_Fox315]

Oh yeah what about Sika?

[@TheEmanueleCastelli]

Who have stinky feet? Your ex neighbor?! Am I right?!

[@nerdecrafter]

OMG yes

[@doubtful_seer]

@@nerdecrafter I still need to know the story behind how that is a smell you know and seem to distinctly remember. lololol

[@ChaoticAndromeda]

@@doubtful_seer maybe her neighbor left his shoes outside. My ex's friend was banned from removing his shoes inside (I'd rather clean the horse manure off the floors that he tracked around because he worked with horses and it was 100% less stinky) You could even smell his shoes that were outside the door if you got 6ft away from the front door, plus a storm door.

[@itsonlymarcibratz1991]

@@ChaoticAndromeda THAT is crazy!! Those are some STINKY FEETS!! (I say this but keep in mind my feets are FAR FROM PERFECT!!)..

[@Tokio.T]

@@doubtful_seer x. 81

[@senku3214]

I was not prepared for chupa-chop guy and the emotional journey Jackie went on with him

[@gabriellalynch2210]

This video was a fever dream. Either confused or really into it actors, a narrator who may or may not be smelling burnt toast right now, and scenarios ranging from funny to surprisingly threatening

[@directioner3153]

Sika smells like flowers and anger 😂😂😂😂😂 #weneedmoresika

[@calliehigley6608]

Heeeey, that's what people have told what I'm like XD

[@waitdontgoaway]

Day 14 of asking NerdeCrafter to review the Nintendo labo variety kit!!

[@MrsMrMoney]

I can already tell you that $30+ for some cardboard is not worth your money.

[@waitdontgoaway]

@@MrsMrMoney it is i think $60 and it is 100% worth your money.

[@MrsMrMoney]

@@waitdontgoaway SIXTY bucks for some cardboard??? Holy smokes, I’m a gamer and I love my switch but heck no. Nope nope nope.. Also, if you already think it’s worth it then why does she need to review it?

[@waitdontgoaway]

@@MrsMrMoney Jesus Christ. I bet you're one of those idiots who watches dream and plays Fortnite. "SIXTY bucks" all of the good switch games are 60 bucks, for example, animal crossing, odyssey, mariokart, zelda, 3d world, mario party, splatoon, Ring Fit is MORE then 60 dollars...

[@deliriousdemons0119]

THATS ACTUALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA!! I'm so curious what her thoughts would be on it

[@HotGlueeelouie]

“ Sika smells like flowers and anger”

[@dianafreeman419]

"smells like flowers and anger" 🤣🤣

[@uuuu132]

The first part made be burst out laughing 😂😂😂 Jakie where Brad at? Lol let's get salty!

[@freedomcat]

Chin scratches for Splinter and Ramses, wishing walnuts for Angel.

[@rainbowpingu4281]

Can we just have a video caled "bashing Brad" Please Jackie. I just love how you bash Brad. Btw I love your videos.

[@amaemae69]

Sika smells like flowers...and anger xD lmao... #same

[@Martith]

Thank you sooo much for the shoutout, it's an honor to be featured on your channel ;_; you're such a precious bean ♥ imma cri

[@maamefrema9149]

Jackie: Go grab a snack Me: Goes to grab a snack because she asked us to. Also me: Did I just use a video for an excuse to eat more food?

[@skydragon84]

Yes. Yes, we did.

[@garaangi4330]

Jokes on her, I was already eating 🤣

[@day._.158]

3:32 "Love child" Hmmmm. That reminds me of.... TODOROKI! "Are you AllMight's secret love child or something?" 6:43 We don't like Brad. People named Brad: *cries in a corner*

[@porcelina956]

Poor Oreo being waterboarded. Those were some cursed images.

[@megsesvids]

Correction- Milkboarded

[@schandarg2699]

I can't help myself, it sounds like translated from German. Word by word without checking it grammatically xD Greetings from Germany 🤣

[@notyouraveragehuman4132]

Jackie: Go grab a snack Me: grabs a snack, looks at it. Why does this granola bar look like a person?

[@Sin_Ligereep]

Honestly people would be more okay with Troom Troom if they did more stuff like this. The biggest problem they have is that they keep doing 'hacks' and 'crafts' that either don't work or are super dangerous.

[@AlashiaTuol]

Oh gosh it's truly amazing how unsettled and uncomfortable all of these clips make me. Truly TroomTroom has outdone themselves.

[@fw.l333]

Jackie has so helped me cope during this really hard time, her kindness and ‘saltiness’ is just amazing and she’s made my day and made me belly laugh, and really made me feel like I am not alone

[@chillinwithrachel]

Yesss🥰 I post vidz 💛

[@kya-chan3444]

Good luck with everything and have I nice day. You are loved and valid.

[@coffebug]

My brain is more scrambled than those fried eggs were.

[@carolyn6689]

KZbin recommends a Jazza video using Polymer clay ..He shouts out NerdeCrafter. Gets a notification for a new NerdeCrafter video 🏃💨💨This is my lucky day.☺️

[@kinjalpatel6473]

Just rock Jacky ❤️

[@kinjalpatel6473]

Omg 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 Jacky liked my comment 😱😱😱😍😍😍😍😍🤗🤗🤩🤩

[@Slime01957]

Ok cool congrats

[@charleypablo8159]

Agree

[@kinjalpatel6473]

@@Slime01957 thx❤️

[@helynoftroy2488]

Gosh darn Brad! Watch him make a secret appearance! The shady guy! Edit: Chad and Brad need to hang out

[@ChocoPanPann]

Dear Jackie. Stories about karate in your youth would be very interesting in my opinion and I wouldve actually liked to hear them, so, if you like my idea, then please do it😔

[@katd349]

Jackie: *pulling a Todoroki and putting down the 'secret love-child' card* Me watching while drawing: *sips water* i n t e r e s t i n g . . .

[@IzzyTheRat16]

Twas a matter of time before we witnessed this 😂

[@nikitakask]

When youtube is so drunk that a verified youtuber has 2 views when they posted

[@thesemittenzarefruitflavored]

Oh yeah I see it-

[@chillinwithrachel]

OMG IKR I post vidz

[@nikitakask]

@@horse_girl3403 sis, Im like her biggest fan, she's my idol

[@nikitakask]

@@horse_girl3403 I want her to do another create this book episode

[@nikitakask]

OMG A LIKE FROM NERDECRAFTER IM GETTING A PANIC ATTACK

[@brittanypanda9348]

"Zikka smells like flowers and anger" omg im dead i love that. That is the PERFECT desciption for me and my best friend.

[@jamie1521]

Brad is back! "Beady eyes and grabby hands" but we are moving to "Chupa Chups" love it.

[@izabellagiroux2850]

The relatable situation where you’re finally early but can’t think of anything funny to comment so instead you just watch the video and by the time you come up with something it drowns in the sea of comments.

[@zenitap1622]

I FRIGGIN LOVE JACKIEEEEEE THE ONLY THING I KNOW " sips water" is that is gon be interesting. - NerdECrafter 2021 also troom troom has insalted cucumbers by calling it a pickle . the disgrace it brings to youtube the disgrace.

[@Piedssale]

So i was mopping the ocean and i had to take my grandma to the vet cause my cat was barking 😭😭😭 Did i make your brain hurt

[@rockyoursocks56]

Watching you react to troom troom is way funnier than I expected. Their channels definitely feel like a fever dream🤣

[@thesemittenzarefruitflavored]

"The only thing I know- *siiiiiip* -its gonna be interesting"

[@taytay1030]

Wow never been this early. Thanks for entertainment before work

[@thesemittenzarefruitflavored]

:0 you got an early heart!

[@taytay1030]

@@thesemittenzarefruitflavored :0

[@IaMaStItChGiRl06]

Good job on being early i am hardly ever early for class do to the way the teacher here where i go to school it makes me late

[@Lin_is_kooler_than_u]

#AlexShouldDumpBrad

[@HerosMuse]

It's like they ran their script through google translate like 30 times to get it to English, but Chupa Chop is the real MVP

[@NWolfsson]

10:00 Note that NerdE specifically noted that it isn't her sister, but didn't say anything about the man she loves and lives with. Interesting.

[@liamircheva8045]

I’m so glad Jackie is translating what they’re saying! I can’t understand a thing😩! Thank you Jackie❤️

[@sajiths1106]

Now I am officially a grain of salt in the saltshaker people I am proud of it 🥳🥰🖤

[@WhiteWave3]

Wow, so early! Thanks for another vid Jackie!! Edit: This was hilarious!! I did wonder if there would be a Brad but pleasantly surprised to find our sweet Chupba Champ 😂😂😊

[@TinySwanGrandAdventures]

Can't wait to watch the chaos unfold! #nerdeficationSquad Editing to add the following thought: Is it just me or is this particular Troom Troom vid full of gay energy? I mean I'm definitely here for it😌💙🏳️‍🌈

[@The_Shards]

Hello everyone I hope everyone has a wonderful Friday or whatever day you're reading this on you are all wonderful beautiful handsome and amazing also if your family doesn't accept you for whatever reason im your dad now if you want me to be please remember to brush your teeth if you have longish hair please remember to brush it when that stuff gets matted it hurts a lot and I hope you all are able to get good sleep tonight if you're able to

[@abhiswarakumbhare5468]

Soooo sweet ☺

[@lazyhomebody1356]

@@abhiswarakumbhare5468 I think it is sweet but let's not meet up with him anywhere

[@abhiswarakumbhare5468]

Yeah.

[@The_Shards]

Yeah I don't want to meet up with anyone on the internet I'm still very young and im scared of everything

[@MusingsFromTheDen]

😂 You've turned these videos into my guilty pleasure too! I think they are indeed using Google translate, specifically from Chinese. 'Sika smells like flowers and anger' 🤣 that's your new merch slogan, right there. Your pronunciation of 'Croissant' makes my ears happy, thank you. 😊 🥐

[@BarqueCat2]

This video should be making you feel much better when you struggle with "English #1"

[@pineapple5034]

First like!!❤️❤️ Cause I know Jackie is gonna be amazing as usual 😀

[@aniruddhthakar1933]

I just imagine the chupa chups guy watching this video and going "sometimes there's just not enough time to..."

[@asmitamaiti861]

Love you Jackie❤️ -A Grain from India

[@neetashetty1245]

Me too😄🇮🇳

[@katc7933]

Are we gonna see him lick him? No? That's disappointing- Jackie 2021

[@zuberaw77]

Firsttt yayy!! Loved it already 💖

[@zuberaw77]

Thank you so much for the heart

[@ArtsyAlpaca888]

Wha- Jackie u ok ? That my reaction of the name of the vid

[@ArtsyAlpaca888]

Thx for the ♥️ heart ❤️ Jackie !

[@HotGlueeelouie]

Omg yesssssss LOL these vids- I can’t 🤣🤣

[@GemmaAngelArt]

Hey! Remember me? Lol

[@HotGlueeelouie]

@@GemmaAngelArt omg how did you find me XD

[@GemmaAngelArt]

@@HotGlueeelouie idk I just saw it

[@HotGlueeelouie]

@@GemmaAngelArt LOL kk

[@mahuyakundu2540]

I literlly took a bag of chips and I was on the couch watching this and I fell out of the couch when that person dipped his face in milk pretending to be a cookie!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂And I am still dying out of laughter! Jackie help!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jasnafaisal5684]

I have been looking at comments and saw that Jackie has hearted all of them so I hope she hearts mine 🤞🏻

[@sandyseidl3548]

Anime vibes if you no what I mean JACKIE NOOOOOOOOO 😂😳

[@nikitakask]

Ive never been so early! Love you❤️#Nerdeficationsquad

[@thejulescreations]

.

[@yashistampedes5849]

so scary...halloween came early...jackie so dark today

[@kavitatamsoy7925]

I need see sika too see it with Jackie and i want to watch jakies reaction

[@corinnedrake2138]

Thanks for making Salty awesome.

[@flamingohawkflame_edits4922]

Jakie:go grab a snack Me:go be a sika😂😂😂

[@naimakhonusmonova5449]

*Aaah this is going to be interesting *puts salt in tea* * Sip * *Noice.*

[@Laaanni]

Yep-

[@justyourordinaryfishwithha9755]

That sounds like a coma waiting to happen

[@kenziegosnell8332]

All the dislikes are ppl who like brad

[@theyluvkiy6411]

Omg thank you so much Jackie for liking my other comment😭😭❤️❤️❤️😻😻😻

[@frostymoonbear]

I have a cracked tongue, it’s called geographic tongue, it makes you more sensitive to sour or spicy things. It’s genetic not something that happened to her :)

[@bbevertsz]

Yup

[@bbevertsz]

Relatable

[@Carly.xlally..]

I hope you all have a good day and have a wonderful life I hope you all the best STAY NERDY !!!

[@fabsid1775]

Jackie: go get a snack Me: I wish bc its Ramadan

[@kaylahope3824]

I could not stop laughing. I can totally imagine Sika's reaction to this video. You should pull a sneak attack and make her review one with you without knowing what it is ahead of time. The reaction would be hilarious!

[@christifischer462]

I'm a new grain to the shaker! I'm catching up on past videos and its opened up some many interesting crafts and amazing artists. Seeing a bit of what's been going on in your life Jackie, I have to say it's a true test of character in the face of hardship. Your a strong and amazing person. Beautiful both inside and out. Keeping it real, keeping it honest. You rock girl

[@cewkietron6571]

Troom Troom voiceovers sound like TV commercials when you're halfway asleep. 😆

[@bonyannie]

Lecturing me on how to say croissant and having the AUDACITY to pronounce it as 'choo-pah chup' 😂

[@daemonreaper2796]

OMG that is so funny. I love your videos a lot, they keep entertained. Keep up the good work Jackie.

[@noaccount2494]

well that was 20+minutes of being uncomfortable. Love ya Jackie

[@fyredance]

The innuendo on this Troom Troom video, just Mmm. * Chef kiss * 😂😂 I love it!

[@neongreengueenyt3009]

I’ve been bored the whole day so thx for this Jackie

[@shannonbelk8331]

Omg yaaass this is just what i needed !

[@AngelBaaby0.o]

Yesss Brad with his beady eyes and grabby little hands ! 😂 I’m so happy you talked about him again !

[@CherineLouise]

Love you Jacky! Your amazing! Your videos always make me smile and laugh x

[@tjlove2106]

I started watching u about a week ago and have been OBSESSED...im in quarantine right now (just started a couple days ago) becuz I got Covid and I'm so happy I found ur videos .....love u, have fun, be true ,be u