REACTING TO MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WORK

[@chee6916]

When the bag is older than you... RESPECT ELDERS!!

[@kittytrax6156]

LOL

[@m0sslamb]

xD true

[@elitheestallion]

+Mythical Mooncat I SPY YOUR TØP PROFILE PICTURE

[@wahlencraft7641]

When the bag is just one year older than you...

[@mildlyspicey]

The bag isn't older than me. But I don't think it's going to respect me.

[@RyanArranz]

Why was your MOTHER cleaning HER house on mother's day. tsk tsk tsk jardon

[@timecraft999]

Lol ikr

[@RyanArranz]

+King Potato Could be possible. I'm not criticizing but it's a funny observation XD

[@asherchoudhry8443]

Ryan tell Justin I said hi

[@-kappa-2960]

Trip down memory lane my mom did the same pretty much

[@Re1nCSGO]

+Ryan Arranz it's not mothers day, that was a week ago

[@maybemountains]

your handwriting in cursive and in third grade is better than my handwriting ever. Especially now that my handwriting is just a very messy half cursive half print scrawl. but omfg I so wanna see more

[@dearformerself]

Candy Books IKR!!!

[@Wrestlemainia135]

Your handwriting in 3rd grade is better than mine is in 10th grade

[@elijahpino]

SAME

[@b-4thesnookersbar42]

ikr

[@globalwispin]

Same

[@teeej74]

Same my teacher made me type up a whole assignment because he couldn't read my handwriting

[@xupPer22]

It's better than mine *NOW*

[@CollegeBaby17]

The paddle story was from the Paddle To The Sea book. It was pretty adorable.

[@LyricalChaos]

Jordan: did 25 pull-ups in like 3rd grade Me: can't even reach the pull-up bars in 7th (so close to 8th) grade

[@worldsbestgamer4336]

same here and I'm in seventh too

[@isaacvanpelt1947]

That's sad

[@worldsbestgamer4336]

+Isaac Van Pelt yup

[@averyschiller807]

I can't even do one...

[@gabechevalier1567]

I'm not even tall enough :D

[@pianokids2294]

Jordan you should do a video with Mama Sparklez!

[@faizfrez2729]

For mothers day!

[@msunlikelygamer5493]

your handwriting in 2nd grade is better than my handwriting now XD

[@dylanation8033]

Same

[@NothingFishyBesideAnActualFish]

OMG same!! I'm so jelly

[@no3ironman11100]

+Gabby Martinez I'm left handed, And forced to use right hand. You can imagine my writting. I now have some difficulties because of my writting, And I guess I have to relearn to write left handed. Which takes a while.

[@msunlikelygamer5493]

+Sosuke Aizen I'm left handed too ;~;

[@crazi3903]

+Sosuke Aizen i was allowed to write with my left

[@HudsonGTV]

Jorden: _My mom was cleaning on mother's day and i didn't help her._ XD

[@xXCoraZonSinCaraXx]

*Gasp*THE BAG IS OLDER THEN ME 😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@makidave]

I can see! That bag probably know more 'than' you! :P

[@bluejayechaosenbybirb5865]

*than

[@mattmiller2842]

+xX WolfPup Xx lol

[@stalinglad]

give it some respeck!

[@hypn0tized815]

+Hyuga Fariz *respect

[@EpicPinkCreeper]

"its like a dinosaur, but there is like a head coming out of its butt......"

[@yori4850]

Its like an X-Wing

[@kamphire5736]

Wasn't it a star fighter?

[@tehrag]

I did that with cursive as well. (And that book you were writing about with Paddle, yeah, that is Paddle To The Sea by Holling Clancy Holling)

[@binga716]

"Respec"

[@emilyrose4169]

Ikr

[@Paul-zj7fo]

+FSK SAVAGE respek***

[@vanessa9307]

Lol respec!

[@BIGproFAN156]

Respeck

[@darkzone1848]

ikr

[@mitchellcrazyeye]

8:05 you labeled your fingers wrong. lol

[@bonniefinney7372]

yea

[@chee6916]

Or. Or. You know... Hes an alien

[@mitchellcrazyeye]

+Hykal Yusry oh shit

[@keilbendurantmcpe6533]

Except the Middle 😄

[@dearformerself]

mitchellcrazyeye omg!!! I didn't notice that!!! 😂😂😂

[@afnanhor]

13:10 dat boi without the unicycle

[@SmartAceHole82]

+Afnan Haikal Oh shit wadup?

[@Qaztar44]

+Afnan Haikal oh shit whaddup

[@jdawg3636minecraft]

+Dav etAntho oh shit waddup!

[@themindflayer5952]

LOL I LITERALLY JUST COMMENTED THAT

[@bamalam21]

he be rolling down the street he be rolling to the beat

[@josh8956]

The 9 dislikes are from people that ride scooters

[@Cees_Veerman]

'Math is my strong suit' '28 divided by 140 equals 5' Great job Jardon

[@LyricalChaos]

I've actually never gone through the S/chain faze cause I could never figure out how to do it

[@catstie1985]

Z Gwynn same here!

[@samjay4933]

At 2nd grade Jordan was more literate than Trump is today

[@ID12399]

at kindergarten he was more literate than you wilk ever be

[@7ejk]

+ID12399 Don't forget that he can spell better than you.

[@zachallen575]

xD tru that was so funny.

[@ID12399]

+MC7 Pro lol dumb K move over so I can press the L key

[@samjay4933]

ID12399 Im' pferectly? lterate.!"

[@shoetickspowers6889]

U DONT KNOW THE STORY OF PADDLE?!?!?!!?!?!?

[@DanielSmith-qg6id]

Lol

[@kingyokoi9931]

Tell me the story

[@ajajajajajajaj3218]

Best unboxing video ever

[@lumilta]

I wonder if any of Jordan's subs that are like in fifth grade have the same teacher as he did (if they had taught for around 20 years) and talk about him.

[@harrisonnnnn]

Show the bag some RESPECK

[@harrisonnnnn]

😂

[@fabulouschild9112]

+creeperman02 jr RESPECT your comment your laughing at your comment

[@harrisonnnnn]

fine

[@harrisonnnnn]

respeck :)

[@SafeNut]

+creeperman02 jr i dont wanna

[@loganm881]

Jordan has some incredible hand writing as a kid

[@jimpanrooney]

I'm still as bad at hand writing and drawing as I was when I was a kid

[@DROJ121MLG]

Same

[@elijahpino]

Same. Im in 10th grade and my handwriting hasn't changed since I started writing.

[@KrazyKlown666]

+Pino150 I'm also in 10th grade but my janf writing has gotten worse since I first started writing

[@KrazyKlown666]

+CaptainSparkls892 I meant hand not janf

[@greenman1596]

I seem to have gotten worse, because I build up a great image in my head and think, "I'm gonna draw that!" Then I remember a 3 year old can do better than me, that I am inept with anything art, and don't try to draw it. If I do try, my expectations far outweigh my final product, and I don't change or try to fix it. TL:DR I have and will be shit at drawing

[@theswordsofgaming2171]

3:35 Please Jordan, Please make this an animation! :D

[@theswordsofgaming2171]

plz jardon

[@theswordsofgaming2171]

Oh, cool, I'll look for it too!

[@themindflayer5952]

Dab

[@turtlekier4239]

This was awesome. You should ask your mom for the rest and film the reaction. All the nostalgia

[@ragingderpy2006]

when the bag shows up...RESPECK ITS NAME

[@KenXPanthers23]

8:00 If that's your thumb u might wanna see a doctor Jardon

[@thaneone-shot378]

+KenXPanthers23 I actually didn't even notice that. Also he should get his pinky looked at while he is there. :D

[@Lindsbuscus]

I love finding past creations and work, looking at others is even more enjoyable! :D Please do more of these!

[@ranger8606]

is anyone else anxiously awaiting 10,000,000 subs? i know hes 800k away but still i cant wait lol

[@lucasfowler1632]

YES

[@dylanation8033]

Yeah

[@ItsGenoHD]

he's technically reached it if you count the second channel... even if they were resubs from this channel

[@mitchellwhite2798]

+Gary Brovey idiot?

[@ranger8606]

Mitchell White well his other channel only has 345k lol but i like the enthusiasm

[@miravenugopal3587]

It was an airplane. The ceramic blue thing you couldn't tell what it was.

[@asdefree]

I have an amazing plan, first Jordan fakes his death then he sells the ceramics for millions of dollars on E-Bay because everything sells for more when the creator is dead.

[@jacal5179]

Carbon Dating is only accurate to a couple hundred thousand years or so

[@kairuihuang]

+H3lix lowkey roasted

[@jacal5179]

Thermonuclear Burns*

[@IIIXAxthenXIII]

+H3lix Toasted

[@-kappa-2960]

Raped

[@erix6822]

+H3lix he also can't carbon date the graphite of the pencil because it is not from an organic source.

[@joshmahto1344]

Pls do pt2!!! This brought back soo many childhood memories!

[@aaaduhline5466]

This video was great! I'd love to see more

[@nluu8132]

Oh my God the S thing HAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT FROM LIKE 3RD GRADE. That was like 10 years ago :O

[@dylanation8033]

Yea

[@michaelbryant8752]

i love to do that still in realy childish

[@virgas313]

+Nelson Luu I have never done that, and I don't plan to do that anytime soon

[@vivideradicator]

Why respect a paper bag when we don't even respect the earth...

[@Jono_711]

lol

[@ilias8962]

Deep

[@samsemp10l23]

you dont get the joke respek

[@Dom-th3rp]

+dexter auropa yo thanos fist me daddy

[@neutronstar6739]

+ilias goh it's so deep that I found oil

[@cveo1971]

8:07 WTF the thumb is the pinkie, ring finger is the....WHAT???

[@Fluffyvoir]

Index finger.

[@alyshiaernesti8166]

What's sad is that I'm in 7th grade, know no cursive ( never even taught cursive ) but can take apart a tablet and put it back together again. Yet in writing class we don't write, we type... And when we should've been learning cursive we learned how to type.

[@0588master]

Little Jordan was a better drawer than I am now...

[@GameToony]

Oh ok, so jordan is one of those smart-sporty people. Ok. I get it now. ;-;

[@Seth-uo9pe]

Omg I've read the book about Paddle that you did the book report on.

[@MayoChipz]

YOU MIGHT GET SUED BY THE FINE BROS!

[@pyrogix]

Lel

[@Michaelo-gu3hn]

Stfu

[@megs74p]

Stfu.. They didn't go forward with rhat

[@PALE1ISTEHBEST]

+MayoChips Nice comment kiddo! If only that "joke" was funny.

[@malinicorrea9379]

ok guys lets stop giving the fine bros a hard time. They did nothing wrong; the whole controversy was just a misunderstanding

[@sonnyconny656]

I love how Jordan knows that most of his viewers are like 13 and 8 year olds year olds

[@kaitlynlee9615]

Dude! The presidential fitness award is still a thing. We have to do that at my school

[@harmony4011]

Same

[@sllama9818]

I live in Canada... ;-;

[@OxibanCraft]

+Kaitlyn Lee Here in germany we got something called "Sportfest", don't know if you can compare it to that but each year you gotta do disciplines and earn bronce, silver or gold trophy's at the end :D (Or not) I really hate these

[@reesewilber2759]

Same

[@thewalkingdeaditsk1270]

Me too :D

[@totheclouds21]

those fetus pictures tho lmao

[@aKoolAidMan]

WHAT? ...fetus pictures? Eww

[@totheclouds21]

+KoolAidMan (IronSquire) lol

[@Karmic_Retribution]

Your pfp Beebo heheh

[@totheclouds21]

+twenty one pilots! at the disco? ha fuck yes

[@brendazurita2375]

At what time are they

[@megastarlyex3618]

I still cnt do the cool S thing ;-;

[@TheAidanPodcast]

I can it sooo easy

[@The_Forge_Master]

I used to make them like curvy and 3D and stuff

[@cheesypies]

+Rainbow Flash I used to do chain versions

[@keeder]

You do three lines on top and bottom, top left goes to the bottom middle and the top middle goes to the bottom right and the bottom left goes to the the top right but under the first two lines and then you to triangle on the top and bottom :3

[@kkat069]

same and im an artist T^T so sad. :P but i probraby could if i tried more lel

[@ellareid2487]

Please Do More it's so Awesome to watch! I was literally dying!

[@trentjueckstock3374]

3:44 That's paddle to the sea! I remember reading that when I was in second grade a long time ago.

[@cindyt4877]

This was literally so great. You have to show the other half. Fetus Jardon is best Jardon.

[@brennan_crowder]

Dang second grade jardon has better handwriting than me

[@FireFoxCamille]

same

[@ralphcraft271]

same

[@CS-ye8cd]

same

[@lucasfowler1632]

Same lol

[@dylanation8033]

Same

[@luckinferno8812]

That thing with paddle was a summary of a book where a young Native American boy makes a small wooden boat and sets it in the farthest west of the Great Lakes (can't remember the names because I am dumb) and the story follows the boat as it flows through the Great Lakes and into the Atlantic Ocean.

[@itsthatleo3970]

I watch Captain Sparklez's videos if I know nothing to watch in KZbin...😅

[@rosemaryhenriquez6828]

ikr

[@NewtInstinct]

so true

[@deathbyfatnarwhal700]

+Luis Reyes same

[@sethisnotnightowl]

Same

[@jordan999fire]

Same

[@jonathanroa1875]

Hey Jordan, are you going to talk about the trip to Vancouver?

[@erinelizabeth8998]

The bag is older than me, I MUST RESPECK IT!

[@steph0210]

do more !

[@k45hc1ll4]

So much of my Respeck goes out to that bag it was the same year i was born

[@nickmorea2918]

Whoop! '98ers ftw!

[@rings_of_moss]

Praise the bag. It's five years older than me

[@jaimeramirez2119]

I doubt it you can barely spell.

[@ThePickleKingdom]

+ChespinRulez MyLife152 Lol, Man you are an idiot.

[@jaimeramirez2119]

This is coming from you...

[@BamaGirl-ou9qf]

Can I just say he mixed up his thumb and pinky finger @8:03 and I died laughing.😂😂😂

[@BamaGirl-ou9qf]

Not say he mixed up his ring and index finger too😂😂😂

[@Muhammad-me4du]

OMG i used to do that S thing all the time XD good memories

[@vinnyalbano2564]

Same!

[@Muhammad-me4du]

I did 2000 of em but im tired lol

[@angelamiller9597]

I have a Long paper chain with over 3000 on it it hangs up in my room

[@mariaestrada4943]

Show it some repec!😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-rl9ub7nz2h]

*Respeck

[@user-rl9ub7nz2h]

+Lily Meister Its a meme

[@user-rl9ub7nz2h]

+Lily Meister lol

[@user-rl9ub7nz2h]

+Lily Meister u have urself a new sub

[@tiersasmith1881]

When Jordan has accomplished more in his elementary school career than you have in your whole life so far

[@MogulMantis]

Jordan your handwriting in second grade is better than mine now. :(

[@samtherat6]

Ah, your tweets over the last week condensed in video form.

[@Spectrality47]

10:10 i think it went away this last year now its fitness gram or something like that

[@jackmarshall5089]

Your handwriting in second grade is better than mine and I'm 15 😁

[@Karmic_Retribution]

Same 😂

[@strawberrr]

I actually stayed out of the fancy "s" thing when it was big for me...

[@sole7023]

I saw people in my class doing it before and I thought it was stupid. I never made one.

[@barbstoughton8577]

I don't like the "s" thing :)

[@Grgametime]

the S is MSU logo thing

[@darkmessiah-minecraft9272]

Joseph Flynn i did only pentagrams or other demonic symbols from 1st to 9th grade and probably in trade school too

[@TheShadowflare789]

This video tripped me out really hard. That (beautiful) turkey drawing was created a mere 3 months after I was born... holy crap.

[@XylaFox]

I am 4 years older than that bag, it should respect me!

[@PandaUrine_]

WHY IS THE TITLE IN ALL CAPS?!?! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING IN MY HEAD?!?!

[@darkmessiah-minecraft9272]

PandaUrine SCREAMING IS FUN

[@ciansevilla3909]

dark messiah-minecraft IKR

[@ShivRamBaba999]

omg jordan this is my favorite video you have ever done! i laughed so hard multiple times, i know im 5 months late but i would kill for a part 2!!

[@valtea.]

1 times 3 is 1 lol

[@celloismylife6179]

BipBip Bip no.... check a calculator

[@celloismylife6179]

BipBip Bip no.... check a calculator

[@purrplaysLE]

BipBip Bip -_- Are you even kidding?

[@ItzEddd]

Damn Jardon, what happened? You peaked in the 3rd Grade.

[@The_Forge_Master]

That only child one is 100% accurate for me... I got stuff as a kid, and I still have like no friends. Such an introvert...

[@pogchamping9378]

that bag is about 18 or 17 years old

[@pennywise2221]

what was your mile time? do you remember?

[@humbertopalacios7172]

0.00

[@timtheenchanter3563]

-12 seconds

[@rahulram4963]

+brandon liao seven minutes and thirty-six seconds at the end of sixth grade :)

[@kriprlynk8569]

Mine is 14:59

[@ghostytoasty5510]

+Humberto Palacios life hax???

[@pamelameadows258]

Paddle is part of the name of a carved statue at Lake Nipigon. The full statue name is Paddle to the Sea.

[@miraclelamb8073]

Is no one gonna comment about the S phase? I feel like that is totally still relevant xD it all started in 6th grade for me, anyone else partake in this?

[@jakea.5952]

You must be young! It started in 2nd grade for me

[@bryanavila3082]

yep me too

[@jakea.5952]

XenosEdits 16

[@jakea.5952]

21 my ass. I have never read a bigger lie in my life. AND BOI YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT I WOULD GIVE MY AGE OUT IN A KZbin COMMENT! AHAHA

[@jakea.5952]

yeah whatever broski

[@NycolaCola]

Your 2nd grade self has better handwriting than me. Well then

[@Joey_ott]

+Alyssa S lol same so embarrassing

[@livying1386]

Ikr me to

[@hussainkharal9946]

I still can't hand write

[@ThunderBow98]

13:10 it's dat boi O SHIT WADDUP

[@MegaNinjaSkill]

Dude do more videos about your early life

[@Superstrike_11]

Jordan... your angel just went to heaven for a 2nd time, out of embarrassment because it's wars were so big.

[@ms-rachel-anne]

Literally the best thing ever. Please do more of this. Loved it!

[@micaelvertureoay6955]

0:24 - "Show it some respek!" jesus christ i almost spat out my donut

[@cbring458]

damn that bag is three years older than me 😭

[@pinkfoosballtable7875]

Jordan: *zooms in* "see "A perfect Paper" " *shows "A perfect paragraph" *

[@Liam-dr6xy]

SKATEBOARDS ARE LOVE! SKATEBOARDS ARE LIFE! BOO SCOOTERS!

[@gebtoons]

THE SIBLINGS THING IS SO ACCURATE

[@mayovkacoywolf6165]

Oh my gosh that paddle thing you wrote was from the book "Paddle to the Sea" it's a kids book with some really amazing colored pencil drawings.

[@reesewilber2759]

OMG!!!! They still do the Presidential Physical Fitness Award thingy, and I was the only girl in my grade to win it!

[@possiblyquittingyoutube9671]

Wowie. * Clap * In our school, everyone gets it XD. Was a piece of paper worth a mile.... Noe c: But it was was to some I guess owo..

[@SmawCity]

17:10 I think that was an X-Wing, since Star Wars was already finished by then.

[@maddieojeda1537]

I Love this video, and would love to see more Jordan.

[@pvzjames923]

"It's like addition... but faster" Jordan Maron "It's like [insert blah]... but [blah]" Jordan Maron every video

[@ezraalberg7809]

paddle is an amazing book where a boy makes a miniture boat and sails it through the great lakes to the ocean

[@ryanbarr4726]

"Paddle" was an old toy washed up out of a lake which was linked to the death of an indian boy. Apparently you befriended "Paddle". You go Jordan!

[@ixta]

This was great. I'm absolutely in favor of another vid like this to looks at more childhood stuff.

[@jennapeters4581]

Ceramics is a fun class! I have made a ton of things.

[@bbluciel2196]

That's your cursive in 2nd grade?! 4:15 I'm shameful hahahahhaha

[@kirasmith1147]

My experiences as an only child: Summer 2k14: Plays csgo on a bad computer all summer. Summer 2k15: Plays minecraft on a bad computer all summer. School year 2k15: Makes a $2000 computer part list. (includes everything needed to game, headphones, mouse, keyboard, chair, desk, ect.) Birthday 2k15: Doesn't get computer parts. Christmas 2k15: Gets parts. Computer complete within 3 weeks. Summer 2k16: Plans to buy a HTC Vive. Yeah anyway you get expensive stuff when you're an only child.

[@jarl5817]

I almost died of laughter...can't wait to do this for myself in a few years XD