Reacting to Your BIZARRE Splatoon 3 Clips

I asked you to submit your best Splatoon 3 Nintendo Switch clips for me to react to, and you send me some juicy ones to watch...
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[@SuspiciousTemmie]

JayMoji even manages to make a sponsor hilarious, what a legend

[@zaybeol]

his videos are the only ones that i will watch a sponsored section entirely besides wilbur

[@Xxblade17]

Yup

[@clauxzaga]

ikr hmm thats a very suspicous temmie

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

@@clauxzaga Very, very suspicious

[@zaza_enjoyer69]

@@SuspiciousTemmie brah i literally see you everwhere

[@DaltonFan28]

Jay questioning how crying works is not something I thought I would ever hear today.

[@pechaberryjuice]

10:25 yes! You can. It's called being dehydrated

[@cupcakie_27]

I swear, this man can make ANY sponsorship fun

[@poopies1542]

Fr

[@sssicksssssick696]

I like the "EAT" sign in the kitchen in case you forget what you went there to do

[@Rat_the_Renegade]

Wash my hands because my hallway bathroom sink doesn't work. And no that is not a joke.

[@gusthegoose7352]

To answer Jaymoji’s crying question, if you were to theoretically never drink water then there is a rare medical condition that prevents you from crying called “Dead”. I hope this enlightens you and Jaymoji further in the vast mysteries of the human body

[@crybabybf1990]

What a detailed answer, I sure hope the newer generation's brain can comprehend this fact for over two weeks

[@abyx_spl]

It's always a good day when Jay does a clips video. Let's get Jay's mom to make us pizza rolls!

[@echothefreak9396]

eating pizza rolls as i read this lol

[@abyx_spl]

@@echothefreak9396 Give. Now.

[@eeveebest11]

@@abyx_spl I already ate mine.

[@MangoUltra]

There are pizza rolls in ohio

[@abyx_spl]

@@MangoUltra hahaha so original

[@poppy-spades]

As a carbon roller main 8:21 had me dying 😭 Or should I say...... rolling.

[@allenparker2113]

Me too

[@ssadiestic]

an alternate reality where jaymoji is a chef and makes a splatoon reaction video for a sponsorship

[@dlan9219]

5:07 dude turned into Toad

[@trudiecarling]

😂

[@emiliebecker1445]

5:50 JAY I WOULD 1000% WATCH THAT PODCAST!!!

[@Lana_305]

When Jay makes a follow up to this video, I would kinda want to have a "Reacting to your splatoon 3 screenshots" Because as much as I love this series, most of it feels like it's major kill clips. I would love to see a video of him reacting to a screenshot of a Splatoon 3 nametag with "Crusty Crab- Mr.Krabs"

[@YeomasBros.2008]

5:37 JayMoji was never the same again after that fateful day

[@BaconisKingYT]

"Cuz he's drowning" 😭😭😭 5:01

[@g.m.ccinderella5920]

Man it's a good day. When Jay reacts to our "pro" clips, ya feel something.

[@TheImperialCringe]

8:29, hey jay, just because I main carbon roller doesn't mean I'm the embodiment of rage

[@HRBarranger]

4:48 Jaymoji out of context.

[@ilovespidersinapples]

BAHAHAH! I LIKE THE PART WHEN HE SAYS “ And then when the brother trys to kiss the sister they get in a bloody fight.”

[@theswagquag9733]

The headphones hide it but Jay’s dreads are fire🔥

[@Madbird678]

1:51 water come outa that thing

[@TorayNix]

"I don’t know anybody named Hector" Meanwhile The Bell:

[@Romeo_Lunar]

So about your question of running out of tears, yes that is possible!! If your body is low on hydration, many functions will shut down, such as water concentration in your urine and even tears in your tear ducts. So in theory, someone could be so sad and so dehydrated, that they would be dry heaving into their pillow for over an hour while wondering where things went wrong, but their pillow remains dry because they didn’t drink any water that day or the day before that!! It is a very unpleasant experience. Or that’s what I’m told at least, haha!!

[@GhostKitten69]

5:44 RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CEREAL 11:19 no I don't go out in public anymore, I'm immunocompromised

[@lotsofdigletts]

2:18 thank you for finally doing the microwave reveal. I've been asking for this for ages

[@Bransbow]

10:43 If there is already someone on the fish stick, DON’T FRICKIN CLIMB THE FISH STICK!

[@NaveKnights]

You know that the video is gonna be good when the sponsor ad is entertaining.

[@crabceo8904]

9:30 would have been better if he was in a crab tank

[@S5_Onin]

1:07 nah that guy is one of the hashira from demon slayer

[@Uhhhhh1188]

I swear 5:37 is going to get green screen'd into oblivion.

[@KingBubble53]

Congratulations your Splatoon 2 clips evolved into splatoon 3 clips Gotta love it

[@weirdoisbackv2377]

11:47 That happened to me and I was actually flabbergasted 💀💀💀

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

0:02 that’s actually a good line.

[@ToastyDoodle]

Multiplayer game of the year, but you try to play one match and all you get is D.C.’s five time in a row

[@GamerSmithforeal]

Best multiplayer game of the year am I right guys 9:10

[@O_violet]

7:50 I DO AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT

[@arsonistnpc]

10:18 ooh ok you talked about tears/crying and i know some fun facts about that so. read up! yes, you CAN run out of tears. think about it, when you cry you're letting out water- that's all water you've drank. eventually you'd just stop crying because there's nothing left to cry! thats why, when you have a mental breakdown and cry, you need to drink water once youre done to replenish all the lost liquids (same with eating something salty but that doesnt affect me as much as the water part) speaking of, tears dont burn your eyes cuz theres a lot less salt in them than something like seawater- when you drink seawater, it tastes REALLY salty- but our tears are just salty enough to recognize them as, well, salty when we taste them theres three types of tears, the first being the basic tears (called basal i think?) youre always making to keep your eye ✨moist✨. the second type is called reflexive tears, theyre made from external stimuli (like being poked in the eye, cutting onions, eyelash gets stuck, etc). the third is called emotional and its the crying that comes from internal stimuli (being happy, sad, etc)! and one more fun fact for the road: despite how often babies cry, they cant actually produce full-on tears until theyre like 5 weeks old

[@Cake23447]

Bro wrote a whole essay

[@mylesno9]

What's scary about that splatana video is that he didn't even check to see if the guy was dead💀

[@emminet]

as a splat1, splat2, and splat3 carbon main, i can completely back you on the channeling rage and hatred, we are all rage-filled whenever we play cause we're consistently stuck with the weirdest kits and the weirdest buffs/nerfs

[@consumingkazoos]

spleen none, sploon wet, spleen throat o

[@jpancoast]

9:14 - someone please make him saying "There it is." into a meme

[@oropo01]

10:15 I have never in my life heard this variation of the saying

[@0Lemes]

7:13 maybe more thanks once or twice

[@POLLAferos]

4:08 i had to re-watch that cus i thought i heard wrong LMAO

[@equinoxes]

i would 100% watch "what was he cooking?" if it was a podcast

[@Spearmint4]

At the beginning of the video, you asked for our two other wishes. Here’s mine: 1. Make “how not to play bamboozler” 2. Do it as soon as possible, or you’re a fraud.

[@creeperking8702]

You actually can run out of tears and not be able to cry anymore, it’s kind of sad for people who can’t cry because it’s harder to let their emotions out or show affection/sadness

[@octaviaoctoling]

The assassination clip had me dying 🤣

[@Briduckedpt2]

I don’t get it

[@Nick-dq5zn]

@@Briduckedpt2look at the name after splatted and think about real world history

[@Briduckedpt2]

@@Nick-dq5zn oh… OH

[@RoyalOtter]

I got a sickness… and the only cure… is more Jaymoji content Or cowbells, equal value

[@king5RLshorts]

Jay: “ there’s people eating!” Me:” how did you know?!”

[@TPowerfulthe2nd]

Jaymoji: "Oh I've got the hiccups, now" *proceeds to make the biggest yawn known to mankind*

[@BluVapour]

3:40 I wonder who that guy is... probably no one important

[@PurpleRoyal1]

Oh

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

It's you (correction OH MY GODE IM IN A JAYMOJI VIDEO)

[@emiliomurkmere]

"some people punch walls, some people scream into pillows, other people play carbon roller, theres so many ways to channel your rage and hatred for the world." truer words have never been spoken. -a carbon user

[@xraenon1664]

I wish there was a Discord thing for this. I will never download Twitter, and it always pains me when I see these videos. I love these videos but just wish I could add my funny clip where I traded with an Trizooka, using a Trizooka

[@rachelsiemens1079]

9:26 im still confused what is happening?

[@PurpleRoyal1]

@JayMoji.DONT TRUST IT

[@rachelsiemens1079]

@@PurpleRoyal1 btw what did happen at the time stamp? im kinda confused

[@gibby2469]

​@@rachelsiemens1079 same, I've been scrolling through the comments for so freaking long trying to find out

[@miswitch8541]

The joke is he sniped a guy named Kennedy, as a reference to JFK getting assassinated

[@KirbyPoyo413]

The dude name was Kennedy if you think about it they thought it was JFK

[@ChortleGonnaDraw]

I would 100% listen to What was he Cooking bro. I need myself some more pods.

[@vedis.]

I would watch that podcast on repeat for two weeks straight

[@Black-jm3fh]

Its like a show in 2006 1:30

[@inkmaster4605]

10:40 drinks soda then cries soda

[@GunghoDynamo]

I think I’ve rewatched the Factor sponsor like 3 times. I like the box being thrown and the hat being thrown to the ground.

[@NarwhalWithaBurrito]

2:44 is anyone talking about the pineapple?😂

[@lolagoldold]

0:30 gotta love how the clip goes in front of the webcam

[@Untun3d]

I swear his laugh is contagious

[@grandheroking]

from healthline: "According to the American Academy of Ophthalmology (AAO), you make 15 to 30 gallons of tears every year. Your tears are produced by lacrimal glands located above your eyes." you can cry forever!

[@samsee_ca]

4:48 “It’s getting pretty warm, So we might as well swim”

[@superoriginalusername.]

not even a minute and a half in and you already called a brella a brush

[@ItsToadTime_Wiiu]

That's Jaymoji for ya

[@samsee_ca]

12:29 “oh, that’s hector”

[@Salmonboyo]

I would unironically listen to "What was he Cookin?"

[@dorians2a]

The kennedy clip is golden

[@AngelaGreenwood-oj5sv]

Could you explain?

[@Nightf200]

Imagine jaymoji made a joke series where we watch him cook things but fail miserably

[@gremlinjax]

4:49 sounded a little too detailed... idk jay that seemed like a childhood memory

[@skiploom.]

The podcast sounds like a cool idea

[@slobertooth1358]

0:03 I literally have a shirt that say's this

[@PikachuLover0927]

I’m a carbon roller main and that’s definitely accurate

[@vtrexracer2874]

Hell yeah I’d watch “What Was He Cookin” that just sounds great roasting channel with Gordon Ramsay attitude I love it.

[@yourlocalprecureaddict]

6:06 Did your like button glow? Mine did!

[@Siroccia]

how does jay somehow look young, but also look like someone's father

[@fluffywhompus]

It’s Jaymoji syndrome

[@twotendj]

that intro caught me off guard 😳man successfully rizzed

[@Astro5115.]

YESSSS.....SWITCH CLIPS. I LOVE THESE VIDEOS

[@lilpupmoon4049]

Let’s goo Splatoon 3 clips

[@hollow3656]

"if you drink water, does it convert into more tears?" No, it makes your piss clearer.

[@StormCloud-gj4vv]

Impeccable timing, literally just sat down to eat

[@Femarplays]

I love how jay reacts and all of the sudden his in a kitchen🤣

[@leowengler6501]

The thing with tears is actually yes, u can run out and dehydrate, it happens to some babies that they cry so much they need to go to the hospital to get forced to get water

[@JosephShmoseph]

“It’s got ass in it twice!” *cut to shooting Kennedy*

[@seabirdflutter]

10:32 what are you, as a dynamo, doing on top of the fish stick

[@TheOGRokma]

Man I saw the commercial logo and I thought Jay dropped a new album

[@Name_Username]

You can’t run out of tears jaymoji

[@octoling628]

The umbrella guy: omg oh hell naw man wtf man The splatana guy: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[@syceaux]

great vid jay! :D excited for the dlc part 6! Im loving the series so far. all support!

[@PastryPastrums]

uploading is the kinda thing jaymoji would do

[@OrangePee1s]

Wow, I didn't know jay knew how to do anything related to cooking.. The more you know!

[@YoshiDeNOFFICAL]

Yes I am still crying till this day

[@idalygonzalez8713]

haha, harmony in the thumbnail....

[@kasparasbendoraitis3625]

On the clip titled: I still cry to this day, I almost started to cry😢 Disrespect level:∞ from the salmonids.

[@thesimpleeevee2139]

9:18 is Assassination funnier than Triangular Topiary?

[@tomodaphne]

The outro reminds me of the post credits scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. “You’re still here? The movie’s over. Go home.”

[@weirddudeinhat7106]

it may have been a bit but i absolutely would watch What Was He Cooking Podcast Hosted by JayMoji(TM)

[@flamergamer7082]

If you stop drinking water I don’t think you’ll be able to cry anymore

[@Bingbingbeepp]

5:48 the fact that im eating while bro said that

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

"I'm not a fool. I'm an idiot." Jaymoji 2023. Absolute mood!

[@elainad6728]

0:04 My second wish is to be able to make infinite wishes. My third wish is to have infinite wishes.