Meet The Girl Who Has The Longest Dating List Requirements

[@Marshark50]

**Finds the perfect guy** Guy: I don't really like you...

[@princessarere03]

*I was literally just thinking this.* Obviously she wouldn't fill *his* requirements.

[@giulianpiays5706]

F

[@kokichioma3000]

F

[@Bergen075]

@@princessarere03 so true

[@ayahasad4437]

*F* *F* *F* *F* *F* *F* *F* *F*

[@KnightsFamily-Funchannel]

So basically the list is telling us the man cant be human :/

[@prettylilpsycho8004]

I know right

[@smyleemylee]

WOW!!!!???????!!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT COMMENT!!!!????????!!!!

[@smyleemylee]

SO MUCH!!!!????????!!!!

[@potatohead5486]

He has to be a dog

[@maria-iz3wg]

@@potatohead5486 agreed, must be a cute dog tho

[@beri3417]

List: -Must be kind and caring -Must be themselves -Be able to love me -Cannot cheat

[@kousakachan7597]

Sign me in ^_^ Nah...just joking😂😂 already have one sorry😄😄

[@awesomeunicorn1838]

BOOM! i fit this amazing criteria

[@danielledesj2131]

I fit this criteria

[@grimmjow8232]

"Cannot Cheat" Me: Sorry cannot promiss you dat

[@parmidasafari2854]

Berichu Heart my list is long ...should I go on this show ?? 😂. -no more than a 5 year difference (must be older ) -have a consistent Schedule for their life and have a job -5,6or taller ,I’m 5,4. -no children -honest-reliable-kind Active (anything they enjoy ) Normal weight Respect my diet and life choices and let us have our own lives(goals ) instead of just being together all the time

[@Eva-qi9ct]

“Has to be spontaneous”, “must be a planner”

[@cecejamesable]

How the hell can you be spontaneous and a planner? They are opposites, you lean towards one or the other?

[@i-lovliesk-diamonds7317]

innit, i ws like, df are you good?

[@missdragonfire]

@@cecejamesable What do you mean I have planned to be spontaneous next Friday,...wonder what I will do!

[@teddybearthejellyfish583]

Tasha 😂

[@jetblack-0]

Ikr it’s so confusing

[@angeliki5135]

Love is about finding someone you can accept and love completely. Not making a requirement list.

[@desha-soleilbarrow7780]

THANK YOU

[@johnnyboyrandoms1359]

She needs a robot boyfriend that is programmable for every time her list changes.

[@trifecta1588]

And he probably won't be able to fill her list especially since he is supposed to be weaker then her

[@YADAGGER75]

@@trifecta1588 facts 😂😂😂

[@CynderSpirit]

Reminds of the Spongebob episode "Welcome to the Chum Bucket." When Plankton tried to create a Robot Spongebob and it did everything the opposite he would order it to do.

[@midnightwolf4127]

Hmmm what is missing?? Me: Alfredo the hedgehog.

[@Aquacrystal11]

SAME

[@angelawilson4924]

Alfredo for the win!!!!!!!!!!!🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔

[@ComfyMaple]

Midnight Wolf he’s in the background doofus

[@joshuagiddey8832]

Ikr

[@megangerow2323]

I wanna like so bad but the number of likes is 333 at the moment and I refuse to be the one who ruins it

[@idontliketomatoes8921]

Her list : “Not a gamer” Me with my crush playing overwatch : WhAt DiD yOu JuSt SaY?!?!?!!!

[@r.e.m.02]

I could care less if my man is a gamer or not but personally I love gaming

[@gamebot766]

Heck yeah

[@isabelle_lilyxoxo7223]

I bet theres some random single guy in the audience checking if he ticks all the boxes 😂😂😂

[@moony8568]

Isabelle_lilyxoxo I think every single guy did that 😂

[@CheryleneYii]

No but then he’s got the eye contact wrong by looking at the list 🤯😂

[@stefanalexandrov357]

No man would read more than one board of these requirements :D He will just say to himself "Is it that bad to be single?"

[@tazy5883]

Till the first two pillars, then they lost eye contact

[@puppetstudiosstudios]

lol

[@mattheww4850]

Even Santa’s list isn’t this long

[@synflwr]

Santa isn't real...

[@jss1328]

@@ps1ch026 Stop trying to roast. You can't even write correctly so....(Dangmattsmith comes in) Boi you better GET THAT OUTTA HERE!!!

[@Obeedala]

XXXAquaize r/woosh Have you heard of a joke? No? Well many people like to use it

[@mocha---]

But your list of exes is the longest

[@raventornado1017]

@@jss1328 I love dangmattsmith and I aslo have merch

[@manaalyusuf]

Everything in her damn list is just contradicting the other 😂😂😂

[@zehl45]

I know right.. I thought shes smart but ends up being ridiculously

[@snovaspectre2]

@@zehl45 I dont think you're in the right place to insult HER intelligence

[@garfaroorabdi6184]

Right must be in shape but love frodting and social drinking someone come get they girl oh right she aint got nobody

[@carolinaj.4912]

@@snovaspectre2 Yes because she doesn't even have any intelligence

[@meredith922]

must be fit but cant have a six pack or be stronger than her 😂 and he must love food and desserts

[@flameproductions4073]

Tal: she just eliminated 99.9 percent of people Me: that’s an understatement

[@yannanhuang6510]

She eliminated the aliens

[@flameproductions4073]

Exactly

[@keith9022]

Then she said cannot be a gamer Which eliminated 0.1% of men

[@nirms777]

I know right 😂😂😂

[@septemberWolf5DoesThings]

she eliminated 100% of people's

[@Rachel.Greene]

Someone dated her in the past? 😂😂 Wow!

[@jinji77]

It was probably when she was in kindergarten.

[@blazerheata6479]

@@jinji77 Kindergarten Boyfriend who gets that reference?

[@jessicapowers951]

shruthi lakshmanan That’s what I was thinking 😂

[@saraxox4136]

@@blazerheata6479 HEATHERS!!

[@blazerheata6479]

@@saraxox4136 YESSSSS

[@Elephant-zk9bl]

“These are comfortable sweat pants.” *does awkward dance to show off his sweat pants* I’m dying right now. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@brieannaherring9569]

Lol that part came on when I read this comment

[@Bergen075]

Yep. That's him

[@maliawelch2175]

“He probably doesn’t exsit” *Aliens have joined the chat*

[@Battlegamer-nu3ru]

Exist* 👍

[@laylabernhardt1595]

Hi

[@Amaarkay]

Hundred like

[@VarunS-oo9fs]

*5 minutes later* All aliens leave the chat

[@cookiecatarewag-pn5bs]

Yes

[@noahpfeiffelman7682]

Her: Can't be a gamer, can't be a hunter, can't be obsessed with sports. Me: You just eliminated humanity in 13 words.

[@sherrycatubig8504]

"he can't buy things all the time." "Can you talk to my wife?" 😂😂😂

[@juxy1110]

Shows 3 $1 bills but doesn’t pull out the $100 respect for no flexing

[@whanos8471]

Exactly

[@12cesarini34]

watch her "perfect guy" say that she just doesn't fit his check list . . . -actually nice -non-judgmental -loves family & friends -NOT CRAZY

[@emberliiholmes2361]

hehehehehhee

[@ShadowTheHedgehog-vi5zk]

I agree

[@springtrapsmolbunehforlife3928]

Lollll

[@miel_s]

Lololz

[@hagananderson5779]

Oof

[@idkwhothisissopleasedontse7517]

“Can’t own a cat.” Me: “OH HELL NOOOO!”

[@tigersharkgaming8597]

She's eliminated the world that's like searching for something on Amazon and using 25 filters

[@raycelayneschraft7626]

No........10,100,100 filters

[@tayvs0362]

No 69 filters

[@jessie-ht7bc]

The no gaming and loving sports in combination with cats was enough to eliminate the world

[@giventehrangames790]

3 was enough to eliminate the world. Love of gaming, being stronger than her, and no loving sports is enough

[@tigersharkgaming8597]

Given Tehran Games true and there’s no way she’s gonna find a man with those guidelines

[@CyberCy2]

She's alone forever if that's her list.

[@mija9178]

Everyone would liked it, but the last words ruined it.

[@lesentientgarbage]

That is so true

[@deannabosley9018]

Not necessarily

[@itsyabtchlo2490]

I was gonna like it but then you asked me to 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@soluasoaresdelgado1197]

no.

[@felixbyrne262]

Ugh I started watching he video and I was so angry because the sound wouldn’t work! Then I realized I had my headphones plugged in, I need help 😂

[@jaycashf]

I did that before In school, people call me The Headphone Idiot because of it😂

[@felixbyrne262]

Jaycash Folk omg hahaha 😂

[@alienfriend9466]

how but what

[@melyval_stray177]

Lol😂 that's happened to me before

[@appmicro]

Not as bad as when you put your headphones on, realise you can't here anything, turn up the volume, and realise you didn't plug your headphones in.

[@millamazzotta6728]

sooo, must love desserts must love food must be a social drinker can't have six-pack abs can't be stronger than me can't have a runners physique can't be too skinny can't be obsessed with sports but must be in shape how is this even possible????

[@hypegoodsincorporated5784]

Don’t exist duhh

[@path7088]

Sounds controlling,bruh

[@teresaflores2362]

Basicly most phisical stuff is a sport.

[@Mir_Kat.863]

What makes it not possible is the “can’t be stronger than me” Because offensive linemen are my favorite type of guys and they’re not skinny, don’t have 6-packs and I would argue that they’re in pretty good shape. But they’re offensive linemen. So, they’re pretty strong.

[@loveroses4556]

Idk I was wondering that myself

[@pixelparasite829]

"Can't be obsessed with sports" Me: Ok, that's at least 50% of boys "Can't be a gamer" Me: Aaaaaaannnndd there's the other 50%

[@whipandnaeforever4962]

What if someone is so good at making desserts and loves desserts he got everything on the list except he still a gamer =-=

[@trevorharbolt6293]

Starry Night my cousin likes sports and is a gamer

[@joenole5496]

I'm a gamer and a sport person

[@courtneynunez6493]

I said the same thing! 😂

[@rainbowcat9gaming549]

Starry Night exactly! Oml 🤦‍♀️

[@roymizrachi7360]

I also have a list for the perfect girl She must not have a list

[@plehdapus]

Good one!

[@roymizrachi7360]

@@plehdapus thanks thats what happens when the standarts getting low LOL😂

[@sezisonic]

Damnn

[@Munchkie]

lol

[@yourenotmycat]

What if she also has the list of he must not have a list, but she is perfect 👌🏻

[@rinn2110]

Tal pulls out 3$ The 100$ bill peeking out: *am I a joke to you* ?

[@xxxheaven_playsxxx4589]

Giliannie Robateau me getting asked everyday can I use your AirPods ME NO Me I’m getting my friend a pair

[@nikolasmaslan5323]

They don’t even say anything about the “can’t have a boat” rule Also can’t be close to family and friends

[@cecejamesable]

That's a giant red flag, run away and don't look back.

[@paulschultz8011]

So basically he has to be an anti-social freak show, teacher's pet, and bookworm.

[@kovalan55]

I have a boat 🤣 then just realized she said that

[@r.e.m.02]

I'm sorry, I dont care how much I would claim to love this person, if anyone ever tried to tell me I cant be too close to my family, then they're gone, out the door 🙅‍♀️

[@crabnuggets3421]

‘’Must not have a cat.’’ *Denis has left the chat*

[@darkflamemaster5207]

🤬🤬🤬

[@starjawsaj3235]

I can just imagine her speed dating 20 men and then before the 10th criteria everyone has already left

[@mckingplays4482]

My name is denis

[@mckingplays4482]

Nah im chris

[@mckingplays4482]

Jk

[@savannahlikesyoutube7361]

Me: Hmm she’s not bad.. List says “No cats”...... *OHH HELL NAW!*

[@UnrealisticArgument]

Hey she don't like games, lets go dokibi

[@prettylilpsycho8004]

Her:Oh and you cant have sweat pants Me: ...*Do YoU wAnT tO dAtE mE oR nA???*

[@orefayemiwo4372]

Savannah’s Studio Tal is off her list then 😂 (he has cats)

[@skylarwalsh8997]

I SWEAR TO GOD THAT WAS ME!!!!

[@joy-br9jg]

Savannah’s Studio sameee I LOVE CATS

[@sobia6246]

“Almost all my seasons are my favourite “ -Tal Fishman November 2018

[@eva-es7gy]

he didn't even say the weren't his seasons lol

[@tkm9021]

Why people always spelling "favorite" wrong

[@tkm9021]

No offense

[@theteathatyouneed8539]

@@tkm9021 ikr it's "favorite" not "favourite"

[@sobia6246]

Terionna Matthias it’s different depending on which country you live in

[@flameproductions4073]

Me: that’s not that bad Steve Harvey: lets bring out three more Also me: clicks off video

[@klarabarunovic9841]

😂😂😂

[@barnacles1352]

Legends says she’s still single

[@lesentientgarbage]

I'm not surprised if the legend is true

[@avynmetzger9965]

U forgot one thing, She's single FOREVER

[@smceleste]

Not a gamer Not a sports person WELL SHE IS SCREWED THATS EVERYONE.

[@UnrealisticArgument]

.

[@prettylilpsycho8004]

Yepp good luck finding someone in 2018

[@lauralima3678]

Yeah cause you like sports or you like games....

[@theworldmayneverknow9667]

True unless you want a boring office man or their a bookworm

[@winterdreller5840]

MasterBruno37 Not beauty gurus

[@ellajackson1678]

My “perfect guy” is 1. A good personality

[@Jeff-dz8qp]

Pug Plays99 I’m hereer

[@Jsin876]

2. Is a dude

[@lilybyrd13]

Exactly boys think the best character traint is being funny. LIKE NO YOU NEED A GOOD PERSONALITY

[@BoxGirl9]

Ikr

[@ryanmarsden6534]

date me

[@lydiahilliardmusic]

Can we just talk about how " being spontaneous" and " being a planner" are back to back but are the complete opposite 🤣

[@Mai-lh7jf]

Maybe he just have an IQ of 999999999 where the ideas and plans just popped up in his head

[@xaviern25]

Finally she met a guy that fills her requirements but unfortunately her criteria is not in the guys's list

[@emiledorsey196]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@toastedavocado299]

Lol

[@tlskid_yt7410]

Lol

[@jonalynschachner4420]

The truth has been spoken

[@ShadowTheHedgehog-vi5zk]

True that XD

[@MsFloppy1]

My list for a man: Be yourself

[@trifler7475]

Amen 🙌

[@deamonrodriguez7032]

And then it all comes down to whether you actually like his personality or not.

[@MsFloppy1]

@@deamonrodriguez7032 yes that also

[@synflwr]

All I want is a man that can rap tbh... RAP DUO!

[@MsFloppy1]

@df88dabomb haha lol

[@meanhasus4583]

She gonna have a robot or brain dead boyfriend😂

[@biasedfan]

ImNuthung she could make a robot probably or buy and date one

[@tiberiumcapoo5093]

Well, sex bots are a thing now, so...

[@meanhasus4583]

Maybe if the robots in Detroit: Become Human were here in real life lol

[@Vvk732]

She bullshits all that but we all know she’s gonna settle for a peter griffin.

[@Music2Anime]

This list is ridiculous! I can't believe she thinks someone like this exists!

[@gundorstoneskin5900]

her: "must love dessert, must love food, must be fit, can't have a six-pack, can't be stronger than me" also her: "he MUST exist!"9

[@wallacefamily2695]

Lawyer :did tall fishermen do the crime? Person:yes Lawyer:and your reasoning? Person:I don't know...he just seems FISHy

[@michaelerlanger2797]

Well, he does have caution tape on his shelf in the backgound... very FISHy...

[@sadgSL]

Get some help

[@makotoyuki7482]

*Judge* : did your boyfriend commit the crime? *Girl* : honey, he can't even commit to this relationship! *Judge* : OOOHHH SNAAAP!

[@cookiepuppy9966]

@@makotoyuki7482 llooll

[@alphaofmoonlightpack9082]

Lol

[@demonicelmo5348]

My list He must be human

[@appleslices7216]

My list. She must be able to meme.

[@fatenabdelale3664]

OMGGGG JIMINIE 😭😭💗🐼 THIS BABY

[@raven6978]

I’m out then damn

[@synflwr]

Alien: *_-T RI GGE RE D-_*

[@frida5421]

Adorable Mochi FAMILYYYYYYYYY❤️❤️❤️

[@StevenAlpizar]

I want to see her expectations for friends

[@jayrockhold5241]

hi are you A FAN OF CEEDAY

[@StevenAlpizar]

Jay Rockhold not that much i just like the skin

[@MSENation]

Me too

[@Fantasilly]

Do u like food???

[@thecatfather857]

Oh God no

[@frozendaffodil3272]

She doesn't want a man. She wants a robot from a dating simulator.

[@darkseid6089]

And beta male.

[@-stacie-1339]

She makes me feel like I’ll eventually get a boyfriend

[@prettylilpsycho8004]

Right.And Im BI

[@Naomi-ju2et]

Sameee^^

[@kaijahbrown9387]

Me too

[@eioi4208]

Pretty lol psycho im also bi and once I tell someone they go “OMG THATS SO GROSS” like we are human too

[@mochisugacube7808]

Kawaii Potato Chips that fart and is a girl ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜʏ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs ᴛᴏᴏ

[@anyavance6373]

"No flings/hookups." Tal: "Damn!"

[@izacaitlin]

Is it just me or is she never gonna find a boyfriend with this list

[@ultimatedeadpoolx]

Iza Steffers if she lives for another 14 life times she might find someone.

[@kittynicholson]

Like, every single human on the planet goes against at least one of those requirements😂

[@yukidied0]

No I think it’s just you

[@pierreemerick-aubameyang1096]

@@kittynicholson yep

[@angeegee-gcabellogrande4639]

Iza Steffers worst of all who isn’t allowed to be close to their family this girl is insane

[@Maarz99]

Girls list: I want a handsome rich guy that supports me everyday and treats me okay Boys:as long as she’s not fat or rude I’m okay Girls: as you see we get a lot of request from guys and it’s hard (Not apply no everyone)

[@shadowgriffin9600]

I'm a girl, and I got so far into the list with a few things wrong but then she said... No gamers, and I flipped.

[@josephdavis9082]

True that sister

[@livinspired6410]

Girl same I was like what is this man gonna do for the rest of his life ?

[@shadowgriffin9600]

@@livinspired6410 loll I was like "what am I gonna do for the rest of my life?"

[@Ok-ef2bc]

Ikr like who am I supposed to play with dennn😂

[@shadowgriffin9600]

I know, right? Am I supposed to play with air?

[@diamondknight8185]

Her: He can't be a gamer. Me: Ok this isn't going to work.

[@gilbertruiz9269]

Same, victory royals or her. We all know the answer

[@moony8568]

Diamond Knight Just what I was thinking

[@ShadowTheHedgehog-vi5zk]

well I guess I’m out

[@woopfloop6167]

XD

[@keanureeves2646]

Diamond Knight same

[@echogecko3678]

Her perfect type of man is in another universe

[@jazz9090]

My list for boys/girls: - Doesnt drink, smoke, or do drugs. - is not mean or judgmental - not allergic to dogs (I have an emotional support dog) - is not lazy or messy - understanding, caring, loving, and chill.

[@michaelweinsjo6390]

Too specific

[@jazz9090]

@@michaelweinsjo6390 oh you think mine is to specific after just watching this video!?

[@cjastrooo03]

Because she hates fall cause No one *FALLS* for her

[@johnreeves2422]

Good One!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@愛-m8l6l]

*Badum-tsss*

[@kimaya.3563]

this is so underrated 🤣🤣

[@mohamedziyan5540]

@Cj Kun nice 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

[@katrina4296]

LOL

[@sailorboar]

Her standards are way to high for what she’s worth

[@kaiprewitt8626]

Your profile pic is gr8 lol

[@xqisit3599]

12:56 looks like your profile pic lol

[@natalielevis8500]

EXACTLY! Like she’s average looking at most.

[@mojiakerele2524]

Hahah my ideal bf would be your profile picture 😏😂

[@chappy-il3uq]

OHHHHHH

[@bambibumble5411]

If hes nice and loves me,that's enoughf for me, extra points if he's cute haha ♡♡

[@zamir8041]

Are you hiring?

[@pizzajohn6735]

It’s a joke I was joking k

[@samimiller3919]

The Gaming Dragon ya nasty 🤢

[@zamir8041]

@@samimiller3919 i was joking

[@cheeriopuff2684]

Ultra Vegeta tinder is a place to dream and be friend zoned

[@Amanadasbags]

"She just called me a basic b***h" "Ouhhhh" That bit killed me 😂

[@lilyana2492]

Oh dear me...... Have fun being alone for the rest of your life👍😂😂

[@terezkaplekancova7348]

True...

[@sadaqnur2651]

xd soo true

[@cher5491]

random mob LOL!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jonathan-wj6uh]

Im alone and I couldn't be more happier.

[@jesusrodriguezcolon8315]

@@Jonathan-wj6uh Yeah... IMO is way better

[@mayemperess]

Tal: “I’m an attractive human being right?” The rest of the planet: “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!”

[@laferrari3923]

What Boys or Girls ;D

[@gretchen7313]

Truee

[@madeegaindraws]

Yeah, what girl doesn't love giraffes 🤣

[@DavisFamilyFunClips]

Weird but okay

[@naturewarrior5548]

May Emperess Eh, I can see why other people see him as attractive but I don’t 😂

[@panzoid2.064]

Her list: Can't be a gamer Me: man are you SERIOUS I'm done.

[@Ashborn_3]

yep me too

[@sofiadiaz9479]

AGREE

[@abbysworld05]

crystal plays : art and gaming I’m a girl and even I’m a gamer so even I think she’s insane about her list and I don’t know anyone who doesn’t have a connection with there family whitch proves she’s physo

[@awkwardghst6761]

That list has so many qualities I can’t even imagine what kind of guy has all of those qualities

[@K4ssMusic]

No disrespect (ok totally disrespectful) but I’m not surprised she doesn’t have a boyfriend

[@eggnoggod7432]

in 2 things, she pretty much got rid of all of the guys in the world: "Can't be obsessed with sports" and "Can't be a gamer"

[@soluasoaresdelgado1197]

you might be disrespectfull but your telling the truth too

[@rebeccak9597]

Lol I like your honesty 😂

[@paulinacastro7]

Oof 😂

[@kierabrumley556]

@@eggnoggod7432 Im a huge gamer, and the list ticks me off. If you like someone you like someone. Don't try to shape them into who you want them to be.

[@emu4590]

Did anyone else see the hundred dollar when he was pulling out the cash 🤔

[@noneofyobusiness45]

I DIDDDDDD LOLLL😂😂😂😂

[@annareynolds7375]

Yes but why does it look blue??

[@mose033]

At exactly 2:03

[@autumnnova2105]

I did..

[@2Trendy4JJ]

yes but he didnt take it out because it would look like he was bragging

[@krystalselviour9912]

Her list actually makes me think like I can have a boyfriend.

[@tabitham7235]

"Almost all my seasons are my favorite" 🤣 Also I love fall!!! This girl be cra cra! She's never gonna get a guy

[@straybeans143]

My list: Be honest Be loyal Have a sense of humor I'm done

[@kookiecutie295]

Monsta X!

[@porrrnesianparrrapio6473]

I love your list yas and your pic hehe

[@solarbee8843]

Same plus must be male, we must have AT least a handful of things in common, must respect me, must treat me right, must cuddle me when im sad until i feel better, must listen to my complains or bad days, must at least give me a little attention, and lastly be my age or two years older no higher or lower

[@daniellong2361]

Well I am only loyal sooooooo I lose

[@pizzajohn6735]

Monbebean to much to much I’ll never reach that

[@xoyaya900]

My list He must be Human Loves me Makes me happy Loyal Sense of humor Honest And reliable Thats it ;-;

[@beendy5449]

yea same

[@hopefurlotte]

Wait a mintute thats waaaay to much!

[@minnesotasportsfan2722]

Crazy talk, How can u be Honest and Reliable?????

[@MSENation]

True dat

[@aaronsutton6385]

It's not a persons job to make you happy, that's your job. Not theirs.

[@amanhari2899]

If she finds a guy and marries him, will she divorce the guy after he turns 46? 🤣

[@mjfedup6853]

XxDigitalDuchessxX omg lol 😂

[@amaankham3137]

yes

[@roxtooma9079]

XxDigitalDuchessxX that’s what I was thinking 🤔

[@BOT-he3dg]

You are now in the watch list of the time police

[@ergjdjheghdfhfgh1725]

She probably just wants him to be that much oldet than her

[@itz.hannahbanana]

My perfect guy(or girl) 1. I JuST WaNT ONe Im lOnELy OkAY.

[@bigbiggamertv124]

Me too 😭😭😭😭

[@ManOfManyGifts]

I feel you

[@anoaboadosaro]

That's 99.999999999% of single people like us.

[@greengaming5930]

I feel your pain

[@luckyzombiek2131]

Her perfect match has four legs, a tail, is always happy and licks you

[@Animate_Anime]

Not if it's a pure breed from a breeder! 😂😅

[@Doku666]

its Tal

[@lamarrwilson2138]

That’s one weird human

[@lillemons4224]

A cow?

[@lillemons4224]

I'm jk I know It's a dog

[@kiwithechild3077]

My perfect guy requirements: -You can't be as insane as this lady -Since I'm not 18 yet you also can't be 18 or older but that's the law

[@tayia356]

She doesn't want a man she wants a puppet.😅😅😅😄

[@yourenotmycat]

Girl Gamer not tall enough, can’t eat,

[@emilywilliams3679]

Haha 😂 she will need to go to a lab to make her boy

[@dragonightking7962]

i would be ur puppet if u are a girl gamer but not with that list ; )

[@dokiedokie1374]

Girl Gamer amen

[@anniexox1234]

I mean your not wrong

[@yunusdemircan7095]

Not even thanos can get rid of this much of the universe.

[@ashleymichelle11]

can’t be stronger than me.. ..but must be in shape when i’m not IN shape.. how does that work.....

[@Ashborn_3]

idk lmao

[@HELLSANGEL24]

it cant work... she will be alone forever

[@wj_star21g67]

When he said can't be a gamer and can't like sports she eliminated all guys in the known universe from possible choices

[@starjawsaj3235]

Im not even a guy but i srsly wanted to climb threw the screen and smack her up for those criteria! LIKE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GUY THAT DOESNT LIKE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE THINGS?!

[@rushokhan3178]

99.9 percent, you mean she eliminated everybody in the world. 😂😂😂😬😬😬😬

[@yourenotmycat]

Rusho Khan but that one dream guy, until she says that they HAVE to live in freakin Canada 😂

[@setrokompo4125]

That 0.1% tho... Hes gonna be dead

[@ericdfranklin71]

Absolutely she did....

[@emilywilliams3679]

She cancelled everyone out in just 2 of them never mind the rest. She said someone who isn’t stronger than her but in her other one said can’t be too skinny the only way she’s stronger than them is if they’re really skinnny.

[@bellaandciaira]

Rusho Khan pretty much

[@applesoda3490]

The name of this list is "How to make myself a forever alone" Goodluckk girl~

[@Geffnob]

lol your right

[@kaiaguillas371]

My requirement: Just be true. Love and accept me for who I am.

[@emberliiholmes2361]

*sniffle sniffle* yes yes

[@ShadowTheHedgehog-vi5zk]

true that my friend

[@brooke422]

Honestly same if you can be real with me or love and accept me for me I don’t care what you look like

[@ghosthazel2869]

Agreed

[@josephcoleman1505]

Why doesn't she just choose her dog as her boyfriend

[@adrianungureanu5261]

Joseph Coleman Imagine if they make a kid.

[@josephcoleman1505]

@@adrianungureanu5261 I'm not sure. It would be like a cat but messed up. Hmmmm

[@adrianungureanu5261]

Joseph Coleman Depends on how big the dog is.

[@josephcoleman1505]

@@adrianungureanu5261 I just remembered that she didn't want to have children, soooooooo no catdoghumanmessedupthingy

[@adrianungureanu5261]

Joseph Coleman But what if the dog wanted kids? *L e n n y.*

[@goldiilocksdominoez3277]

What confuses me is that she wants someone who is spontaneous and a planner?

[@kim1061]

Exactly

[@Tia-db9zn]

Goldiilocksdominoez327 RIGHT?!?!😂😂

[@awesomeunicorn1838]

I knooooowwww that got me toooooo

[@wawanajwa1109]

ikr. I mean doesn't these two are the opposite of each other tho.

[@itachiphoenix33]

Maybe Planner to help with jer problems, but spontan, to Entertain her... She cant written, a slave and a idiet for all my problems and boring Times xD

[@skweaken98]

Tal: that just eliminated 99.9 percent of guys Me: she is crazy

[@johnbailey5835]

Nah, it eliminated 50% of the population.

[@odddoggo2070]

If my future bf said: 1. I can't wear sweatpants 2. I can't be obsessed with sports 3. I can't be a gamer 4. I can't be close to my family and friends I'd leave him in 0.1 seconds

[@eco_seasons2002]

Rip Stan Lee... He Will Never Be Forgotten... :(

[@UnrealisticArgument]

See that pic deserves a like

[@Saucter]

The V Clips how about daft punk

[@UnrealisticArgument]

@@Saucter Who is that, does he have a cool pic in this comment section?

[@Saucter]

The V Clips who do you mean?

[@UnrealisticArgument]

@@Saucter the person who me and you are replying on

[@jollyranchers41]

STUDENT: Sir can i have a question? Teacher: Yes! Student: how do u put an elephant inside a fridge? Teacher: i dont know Student: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! Teacher: okay ask! Student: how to put a donkey inside the fridge?? Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in. Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in. Teacher: ohhh.. Ok! Student: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be? Teacher: the Lion ofcourse! Bcoz it wud eat all the animals. Student: No sir, it is the donkey bcoz its still inside the fridge. Teacher: are you kidding me?! Student: no sir! One last question. Teacher: ok!! Student: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you? Teacher: There's no way, i would need a boat to cross. Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went to the lion's birthday party! 😂.. thanks for the likes

[@chickengoblin2579]

You got part of it from another video I saw called “common sense” test or something like that

[@Aaron-iv8hg]

"If there's a river full of crocodiles" this is not a trick this is just a bad question

[@sulakshyankhatiwada1398]

i knew this aldready

[@NoName-kt8ge]

best way to get detention

[@Khalilkhass]

Lol

[@manrajsingh468]

My perfect girl Sould have a good personality

[@loveroses4556]

Good for you You know what you want and aren't so specific about it

[@manrajsingh468]

@@loveroses4556 thank u so much

[@teddybearthejellyfish583]

Manraj Singh same for me except the only other thing is for her to be cute

[@manrajsingh468]

@@teddybearthejellyfish583 good for u U aren't so specific either

[@mhabaku_3785]

SAMEE

[@naomi8168]

here is my requirement: *He has to love me no matter* *what and I have to love him*

[@farazzza4344]

Agreed.

[@chinasgovernment2454]

Too much

[@lmtonsky3625]

Im here

[@joscelineflorizone703]

Awwwww same

[@brodypenn]

My list: Must appreciate good vines and memes

[@loveroses4556]

If she had the (forgot what it's called) hand gauntlet of Thanos and used it to find her guy, then everyTHING would be gone except for a squirrel. Lol

[@loveroses4556]

Also you are at 100 perfect sooooooo I'ma like it later

[@Tired_Nerd2006]

She eleimated 99% guys on the planet....the guy of her dreams dose not exist

[@Tired_Nerd2006]

@@leyah2755 oh no he not dont

[@glitter_bomb7260]

Dragon the mightiest dragon and if he did, would she even meet HIS requirements??😂😂

[@danielstreich657]

No she eleminated 99.9999999999999999%

[@lust4vampyyr]

Elemenated*

[@thetmaster3982]

Hi

[@Kayden-zs2dx]

Me: not to bad so far Steve: can't were sweat pants Me: Deal breaker this women's crazy

[@ridiculousrick6897]

Phil?

[@Kayden-zs2dx]

@@ridiculousrick6897 ugh yea?

[@ridiculousrick6897]

Where did you get Phil this was on the Steve Harvey show

[@kylie9687]

This lady is in fact ridiculous. You don’t need a list because you could meet someone and have a certain chemistry with them and then eventually fall in love with them. You gotta love a person for who they are and that includes their faults. Creating a list and having high expectations will get you nowhere. If you don’t have high expectations and you don’t have a list of things you want in a person then you will have a better chance at love. (Yes I know I sound cringy and corny.)

[@renequee]

Kylie Alvey I have one things on my list and one thing only: Non smoker

[@blizzardphoenix7800]

I pass every requirement on that list....except I don't (below 30) Also, I 100% agree with you, because everyone is flawed (DEFINITELY including this girl) and you have to respect that.

[@annakeshish]

I have a list but its only like 5 things like smart, kind, no smoker or anything like (not a drinker please) and you know stuff like that

[@melodramatic4085]

I have a small list, non-alcoholic, no smoking, good sense of humor.

[@jeffjeff6266]

This is really long so I didn't read it:)

[@iseeyou4622]

The girl who cant be married.

[@exe7435]

yup

[@sprinklesomestardust2836]

Hey guys! Today we will be meeting the girl who is so crazy she can't be married.

[@louanne44]

Lmao

[@visib_uncomfy]

Yeah....No thanks

[@danielhe2042]

hahahahha

[@sunny-pb6ic]

Rip

[@nicolehume948]

My mum and dad: won’t stop watching Steve Harvey Me: sees this video and automatically tells my parents 😂

[@nochupark2487]

She might as well date herself😶

[@lovingly4092]

Nochu Park someone give her a mirror 😂

[@anujrimal9630]

Nochu Park she can’t be weaker then herself so she can’t even date herself...that’s how lonely she is....

[@breyerhorsestudios2964]

Half the qualities don't apply to her. I think there's a possibility she can find a date if she removes half of the rules on her list.

[@maryanaacemyan9277]

I don’t think she is 5 10’ XDDDD

[@lesliejones3652]

You mean her hand

[@georgeblakey5477]

the only 3 requirements in a man I need is: - has to be at least a little taller than me - has to be a gentleman - has to love me for me!

[@ShadowTheHedgehog-vi5zk]

well do you except a 3.3ft hedgehog? XD (jk I’m just a shadow nerd that made his way to this Chanel but I’m not afraid to admit it)

[@Nick-ji7rv]

would u excepet Alfredo the hedgehog

[@lovemeize]

All the comments are spelling ‘accept’ incorrectly 😂 It’s ‘accept’ Not ‘except!!!,’

[@ShadowTheHedgehog-vi5zk]

Wolfie Princess look no one’s perfect XD

[@Dheops]

What if I am a lot taller than you?

[@kylaegan5132]

My dating requirements ~must be Tal Fishman

[@monika4148]

kyla Egan same

[@gameswatt6419]

Guaranteed will never get a boyfriend that way

[@mariaprice7345]

My dating requirements -i don't know i'm still 16

[@pirateprincess1997]

Same

[@kylaegan5132]

Olivia lueck ?

[@ellers8120]

My friend: always wears sweatpants Me: always wears leggings Her: Ellie why do you never wear sweatpants Me: I don’t OWN any sweatpants (true story)

[@walkcow9615]

My requirements are 1.i have to like them 2.they like me back

[@olive_tree7566]

Better than everyone elses comment this is so underrated

[@ManOfManyGifts]

That is a good one

[@prathiksharavishankar9103]

Ummm. How can anyone be a planner and be spontaneous at the same time?

[@kiranbahadar1220]

Prathiksha Ravishankar plan the spontaneous trip

[@lenareips6980]

Prathiksha Ravishankar !!!

[@goldenfist1387]

Maaaaaaaaagiiiiiic

[@stephanieloxleigh5502]

Exactly my thought

[@giventehrangames790]

Magic. DUH!! XD

[@nizar_______4709]

Nothing in that list even describes HER!

[@angiesmith9282]

Her:”must have a six pack “ Also her:”can’t be stronger than me”

[@god1356]

Also her: must like dessert Also her: must be a social drinking Also her: must be in shape Makes perfect sense

[@AlfredoPuente8]

That woman just wants an unicorn or a fit, without abs, but not too skinny over 1.8 metres tall guy who is also weaker than her somehow.