Reactors Reacting to PATCHES "IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH" | Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

[@ReactTV1]

0:03 BissFlix www.youtube.com/@BissFlix 1:23 Dasha Reacts www.youtube.com/@DashaReacts 2:23 CineBinge www.youtube.com/@CineBingeReact 3:21 TBR Schmitt www.youtube.com/@TBRSchmitt 4:18 Addie Counts www.youtube.com/@AddieCounts 5:19 Dawn Marie www.youtube.com/@DawnMarieX 5:59 Diegesis www.youtube.com/@Diegesis 6:54 EOM Reacts www.youtube.com/@EOMReacts 8:02 Jen Murray www.youtube.com/@jenmurrayxo 8:39 Major Reacts www.youtube.com/@MajorReacts 9:19 MellVerse www.youtube.com/@HelloMellowXVI 10:20 The Homies www.youtube.com/@TheHomiesReact

[@mmclaurin8035]

I like how the first reactor, the Romanian, is immediately seeing the virtue of a wrench being a positive substitute for a dodgeball.

[@williambryan3346]

You mean BissFlix?

[@williambryan3346]

@5:30 Dawn Marie agreed with that as well.

[@QuidProQuo911]

BissFlix is kinda annoying ngl😅... I feel like she needs to back away fron her camera a few inches...

[@wolfyboy]

Life be different in romania! XD i imagine this is the kinda gym teacher the east block countries have! XD

[@fozzy1004]

"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat"

[@Sheenifier]

That's still my favorite insult of all time. It was hilarious when I first heard it and it still is

[@crazyman7671]

I guess I'm not an angry person

[@austinpena5605]

The amount of people that don't know what queef is lmao

[@reconsoldier135]

Because English isn’t their first language and it’s obscure slang

[@Whateva67]

What’s queef?😊

[@XxThePhantomFreezexX]

reminds me of South Park .. Queef Sisters

[@mikethemotormouth]

Makes me wonder how many have ever heard/would know the term quofe

[@r3bel383]

​@Whateva67 it's a fart only females can do due to it coming from the front end and not the back of house

[@Aknaught92]

It's Rip Torn's face shift when he throws that first wrench that kills me every damn time 🤣

[@bebop_557]

For me it's Justin Long trying his hardest not to laugh that really makes it for me

[@jq8913]

Justin long rolling around on the floor after taking the first wrench to his face kills me every time 😂😂😂

[@seanthilges9771]

U do realize he actually got hit in the face with a wrench right😂

[@flim148]

@@seanthilges9771 a wrench made of rubber

[@seanthilges9771]

@@flim148 I watched the interview he said it was a real wrench

[@crazyman7671]

​@seanthilges9771 it was rubber, but it had been stiff for so long so it actually minorly busted him up a little bit

[@benjaminh.morgan3193]

Unbelievable props to the foley artists on this movie! You can _feel_ those wrench hits!

[@andrewmontgomery5621]

RIP, Rip Torn.

[@yaolofe3852]

NOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭 WHEN DEAD!!!!

[@Random_Pilgrim]

@@yaolofe3852 2019

[@mrdarkshoe]

Thats just so Zed.

[@mattyjay1711]

Torn rip torn

[@RobEmmer412]

We need a reaction video of them all looking up what a queef is. That shit would be WAY funnier.

[@williambryan3346]

Except for CineBinge. They knew what it was immediately.

[@williambryan3346]

The majority of these clips didn’t even include the “queef” portion. That only leaves the few that did.

[@RobEmmer412]

@@williambryan3346 Yeah, my comment was a tad premature, I stopped after the first few to write that. I was tempted to edit after I realized most don't even see that part in this but meh, it wasn't worth it.

[@-TheShaun-]

Ikr. Like, how do they not know about their own vagina? Every girl has done it. What the fuck do they call it? Pussy fart? Coochy cough? Genital wind? Whistling skin flaps? Taco tornado? Pink steamer? Hippo giggles? Goddamn sneezing unicorn? WHAT?! What do they call it?

[@LawAndBedlum]

The two who knew what it was were priceless

[@christopherterrell9013]

All the young girls stunned thinking "I didn't know it had a name."

[@peaknonsense2041]

😂

[@ThundaFuzz]

Fun Fact: Justin Long went first with the whole pitching machine thing and they had it way too fast, so everyone else got to react to a slower speed ball. that's why he couldn't catch any of em lmao

[@edboy995]

If Justin long is in a movie you know he’s getting fucked up 😂 dude never comes out of a movie unscathed. 😂

[@profanepersonality]

The kicker is that he really did get fuct up. He wasn't acting.

[@thethrasher562]

Waiting... I say he came out pretty unscathed in that one 😂

[@adamlone5548]

Galaxy Quest

[@zachnotzack4]

“QUEER BAIT go ahead!” 😂😂

[@gamero31o]

It's been long time since I heard that whole phrase.

[@elianotari5132]

​@@gamero31o Cartman definetely said it, but I can't recall anyone else

[@Ichbinnurgutwennkeinerguckt]

Rip Torn did a truly Pythonesque character, reminds me of a crossover between Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam.

[@BlackCastle3323]

If you can dodge a knife you can dodge a ball.😂

[@thechair9527]

What?

[@mrdarkshoe]

@@thechair9527*tomahawk hit marker sound*

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

if you can dodge a nuke you have super speed.

[@JhnnyBoy]

opening girl really set the tone... hahaha

[@MrElis420]

She's a bit special lmfao

[@gavinlamp5426]

This is some Dragon Ball level of training

[@dmille1959]

The American Dodgeball Association of America

[@andreglenn3346]

A very underrated comedy.

[@TheBrokenOwl]

"If you can dodge an RPG, you're Jesus!"

[@JaCA7776reee]

Ahh, a vanossgaming fan. Noice.

[@christophergarcia3695]

If you can stop a rocket built by NASA, you can stop a soccer ball

[@underprotest4946]

The funny part of this video is women not knowing what a queef is 😂😂😂😂 It's basically air that comes out of your private place 😂😂😂😂

[@tycol322]

Crotch fart

[@flim148]

Perhaps they’re sheltered

[@waskowcreationsart9639]

😂

[@mikethemotormouth]

@@underprotest4946 that's if you're a female It has a different name when you're a dude

[@SoutheastTx]

If you can dodge a queef you can dodge a ball. The most hilarious thing about this video women not knowing what a queef is.

[@flim148]

Same goes with a firearm

[@markvicferrer]

The wrenches are foam props. But the sound effect & actor reactions make for hilarious movie magic.

[@MrAtroncoso]

the first one was rubber, but was made with a bit of harder material than they anticipated

[@Merc7734]

​@MrAtroncoso In the military they teach us how to brace during a vehicle rolling over and they also teach us the importance of strapping everything in the vehicle down by having rubber props in the simulation car, I know of a lot of people that ended uo with broken noses from those rubber props 😂

[@19brittani]

Dodging a thrown wrench is diabolical . Love this movie. Patches is crazy

[@jermainezinnerman7450]

If you don't hear the word "necessary" in any way, shape, or form. And you don't recite the "Urine" line. We can't be friends 😆

[@codeblue89]

“What’s a queef?” 😂🤣 Bless your heart, dear!

[@aaronbarlow4376]

I love how cute and innocent all the girls are asking "what is queef?"

[@andrewkline5611]

I love that real life Rip Torn is way, way crazier than his character here.

[@SugarCoatEm]

Queef- When your 🐱 scratch n sniff isn’t working so instead it whispers

[@LV_daWEED]

This looks like a Saturday night in the barracks full of marines 😎

[@duck-tape]

When I was in (over 20 yrs ago) we played roller ball. Two guys get blindfolded and we sat 20 feet apart, you sat down on the floor with your legs spread and roll a pool ball (Billard ball) at each other. It was painful and dumb, when you were playing. Funny AF to watch though

[@christianvalentin5344]

Rip Torn and Ben Stiller were over the top hilarious in this movie.

[@CynicalRam]

First 10 seconds had me literally dying

[@LoveGodWithAllYourMight]

Patches: (loads pistol) if you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball Justin: wha? Patches: (shoots) Justin: (fall's to the floor dead)

[@gjhoward]

What's funny is that while the wrenches were rubber props, they still hurt like hell when they hit the actors. Yeah, not as much as a metal one, but they weren't soft either.

[@thomasjones4265]

For anybody that didn't know,They are working on "Dodgeball 2"😮What's A Queef😂😂Wtf If You Didn't Know That😆

[@LV_daWEED]

DONT YOU GET MY HOPES UP !!!!

[@DEATH111183]

If they do it...... Better damn well have Steve the pirate

[@martinez1485]

What makes the scene even funnier is Justin Long as no reflexes whatsoever

[@Sheenifier]

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

They do that too later. Haha

[@Sheenifier]

@user-lb9xw4xf2q I know that's why I said

[@Sheisthedevilyouknowwho-ft9we]

Yep back in my day queerbait was one of the ultimate disses 😂

[@IVIayhem]

"For your team... yes."

[@derrickhardy3139]

"what is queef" 😂😂😂

[@Seclusionloner]

I watch that movie on theaters when I was 22 years old in 2004. Now i have a unrated version (digital version) and PG-13 version on DVD Version. So very good memories moments. Now i am 42 years old (happy 20th anniversary of this film)

[@johnscott4196]

I'm not defining Queef ladies, y'all will have to look that one up

[@user-EricWatson55]

One thing is for sure. They're gonna be so scared of getting hit they'll dodge everything! 😂

[@Sheisthedevilyouknowwho-ft9we]

Queef Latina was a large woman rapper in the 1990s, in case the young folks don't watch CBS primetime now. (...and she isn't fit to carry Edward Woodward's jock. I loved the original show)

[@erickruckenberg8716]

“Master the 5 Ds and no amount of Balls can hit you!!” The Gay Avatar will bring balance…

[@RandyYalch-iq4sz]

Best line of the reactors is "What is queef?"

[@TheImaginator972]

Too bad this dodgeball coach never carry an lightning bolt, because I love Rip Torn from voicing The King Of The Gods Zeus from Disney's Hercules. 😂 May he rest in heaven, I like him from Hercules and Dodgeball film.

[@mfenix88]

He was truly Godly as Zeus. His voice perfect for it

[@jewel9117]

​@@mfenix88 🤯I thought that was John Goodman!!!

[@youtmeme]

some of the best reactors!!!😉👍

[@AgeOfAndrei]

If ya can DODGE a wrench, you can DODGE a ball. Cruel but useful slogan

[@basic_r]

Stephen Root is usually the best non-star in whatever movie he's in. Office Space was classic. Since I realized he was the one who voiced Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill, I haven't been able to unhear it.

[@boqndimitrov8693]

the trainer who can turn even the most pathetic loser into a berserker hungry for victory! 😅

[@TheLonMead]

I like how most of the reactors are "Oh, they're getting better... well, not him."

[@andrebdd5818]

How does nobody know what a queef is

[@gamero31o]

Because the government loves censorship.

[@joejackson4202]

0:06 "queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, mkay."

[@edmontonboy99]

1:26 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[@waskowcreationsart9639]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@garthoknarfler]

R.I.P. Rip

[@Deluna_arts_studio]

Justin long actually got cut from the rubber wrench.

[@christopherking4932]

Hilarious 😂

[@Muhammad-Jacobs699]

The women: "What's a queef 👁👄👁 ?" Like, shouldn't they know that? They're women...

[@mikethemotormouth]

They may be familiar with the phenomena, I would not expect them to be familiar with the terminology

[@mercedesdrake9113]

english clearly is not their first language dude

[@peaknonsense2041]

5:37 😂

[@PlatynowyNissan]

Queef is a breath of the dragon...

[@mikemath9508]

i believe Justin Long died after getting hit by the wrench and they used AI to make the rest of the movie

[@phogue1]

Justin Long is hilarious in this.

[@waskowcreationsart9639]

1:24 lmaoooooo

[@Trashweebx]

"What is queef"

[@waskowcreationsart9639]

😂

[@conarlarmay]

Fun fact: The first wrench was supposed to be fake but it was a real wrench. Justin long was in pain for real.

[@robbieracer3294]

There's no way...he'd have broken nose and god knows what else 😂😂

[@MisterPlague]

Thats not real, buddy. Stop spreading misinformation

[@flim148]

It wasn’t real, it was just made of a harder form of rubber than they anticipated

[@jeffridgeway7474]

“What is queef?”

[@aro_ger_]

Ah, so that's that Avatar from Lolathon

[@jakobnunez4964]

I thought i recognized that damn voice, it's zed from men in black.

[@GrimReaper553-f2s]

How are you a female and don’t know what a queef is? I’m a man and I know what queef is. Anyone who don’t know what is queef is is probably new to the female body 😂

[@waskowcreationsart9639]

😂

[@mikethemotormouth]

When's the compilation of the car wash scene??

[@LawAndBedlum]

Please show their reactions when the look up queef

[@gotham23us]

I don’t think EOM Reacts laughed once in the entire sequence. Does he even get the jokes?

[@seamusburke639]

"What's a queef?" So just fuck monetization, eh? XDDD

[@robbieracer3294]

That first girl admitted to her reaction being fake...she looked down and missed the wrench hitting him, she said..."I know the script, i just spilled water on desk". LOL

[@ShittyShittyGameGang]

Maybe it was just a rewatch for her, sometimes reactors do that too.

[@JerryScott-f9w]

How can you be a grown woman and not know what a queef is?

[@louielouie22]

Hahahahahahahahaaa

[@jimwiater2867]

This is never not funny

[@DEATH111183]

None of them have the best line in the whole montage...... Patches knocked out the kid with the dodgeball launcher and says one of two lines (pending on the version of the movie you see) Unrated "You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop" Theatrical"you're as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop" Ether way works and is the better insult in the whole montage.

[@jonathangamez6714]

She's adorable but I can't she's a woman she doesn't know what a queef is that's hilarious😂

[@waskowcreationsart9639]

Lmaooo

[@MatthiaGryffine]

I have a question. Why do people still like this movie?

[@ReactTV1]

Because it's a great movie?

[@MatthiaGryffine]

@@ReactTV1 When the most well known scene is an old man throwing a wrench at a scrawny kid, it is simply cringe.

[@jermainezinnerman7450]

​@@MatthiaGryffineIts not a real wrench crybaby

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

It's not the best scene in the movie, you made it that so you could post your comment. It is all that happened.

[@doggreensector8401]

No crying in the breast milk!