Reading a Roy player's mind

[@sometranslator3197]

A japanese translation: 日本語訳 0:15 おう。。。 0:20 なんで紀元前の人がここにいるんだ？「えーと、よろしくお願いします。」 0:33 「ゼ　ッ　タ　イ　コ　ロ　ス」 0:37 こいつ、原始人みたいな戦い方だな！しかもなんで負けたら彼女が奪われるぐらいマジで戦ってるんだよ？！なんじゃこいつは？ 1:01 落ち着けよ！それ7000円ぐらいするんだぞ！ていうかそれPS4コントローラーか？ 1:11 どっから取り出したんだよ？しかもなんでちゃんと動いてるんだよ？もしかしてそれも壊す気か？ 1:32 こいつ。。。まじでピアノを取り出したのか？しかもなんでちゃんと動いてるんだよ？なんでスマブラ対応してるんだよ？ 1:50 おい！ピアノを下ろせよ！なんでそんなにマジなんだ？ 1:54 いや、まさか。。。こいつは。。。 2:17 俺は今、何を見たんだ？「対ありでした」 2:25 *ペロッ* 2:25 気持ち悪っ！なんなんだよ？ 2:40 手、切り落とさなきゃ。。。

[@myballshurt616]

Very cool, despite my inability to understand that complex language

[@krimorant]

mm, how interesting

[@BIastProcX]

Sorry I don't understand sushi

[@Fightanddie]

The dude literally spoke like a caveman lmao

[@ko-chanTHEBULLY]

"Sorry. I don't understand Chex Mix" That's what one of my friends used to say lol

[@TheCantinaChannel]

I feel personally attacked

[@Solimonti]

I do too, but I cannot disagree with it either..... we just have to hold it and own it..... dilwozbfienxkpsbaogbr

[@ZaxFSO8083]

Yeah Roy was my character back in melee

[@JanitorMusician]

in english ples? all I hear is roy side b

[@kyurei4478]

That's just how I imagine Roy players online personally.

[@dillasoul2228]

As you should

[@kagaminerin6294]

"Why is he acting like he came from before Christ." That got me roling.

[@brannam4489]

To be fair I came before Christ too

[@Cilvanis]

LMAOOOO CAVEMAN HACK 😭😭😭

[@masterwings50]

Say nani again I triple dog dare you

[@ViktorCaine]

Why is no one commenting here??

[@masterwings50]

@@ViktorCaine good question

[@rupeehyrulian5259]

@@masterwings50 NANI

[@CosmosZRtv]

I don't know why I put demon slayer music in it but it fit perfectly LMAO

[@_Bruno_Bucciarati_]

The video felt so much more tragic with it-

[@NateHatak]

Wait, you mean to say that it wasn't a thought out joke about how the Roy player thinks he's a demon slayer???

[@krimorant]

every 60 sixty seconds, a new roy player is born. Together we can stop this

[@ko-chanTHEBULLY]

It did tho, Demon Slayer music fits everything

[@mangorocket]

The sudden Demon Slayer music killed me lol

[@Kami-ic3je]

I learned the piano just so I could pull off roy combos in optimal settings

[@Endershock1678]

I hooked up my controls to my computer keyboard. 99/104 buttons are A.

[@BIastProcX]

You are not true gaymer if you don't use the slime controller

[@picklesandnori]

You only need the a key

[@jacklantz7535]

By that you mean agaisnt ghosts?

[@Gasserhatem]

DoonGoon Bravo oh hey we kinda have the same pfp

[@yeeker8501]

Reading a Roy player's mind, but there is no mind to read. Only a body preforming the actions

[@abewear2882]

Exactly

[@moosesues8887]

Actions speak louder than uhhhh brain power

[@MXdemex]

There is an idea of a Roy main, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real person. Only an entity, something illusory. And though they can hide their cold gaze, and you can shake their hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense their life styles are probably comparable.. they simply are not there.

[@BIastProcX]

We can all agree that the sweetspot sound Roy has is *NICE*

[@ballisticboo7808]

Not when you die to an f tilt at the ledge at 80

[@BIastProcX]

@@ballisticboo7808 Man up, don't whine about it :)

[@JanitorMusician]

no we don't agree when we die to Roy side b at 50

[@herewego5679]

Yes but marrh tipper :)

[@nigword7822]

@@JanitorMusician As a Roy main I can't realate.

[@speedsterx8452]

I'm trying to play Smash while these Roy mains playing Ghost Busters.

[@Endershock1678]

"Dang, dude, your Roy's pretty good." "Roy, I thought I was playing Luigi's Mansion."

[@sxoisa]

Says sonic 😑

[@speedsterx8452]

@@sxoisa I'll have you know I don't camp as Sonic anymore... I camp with Steve.

[@sxoisa]

@@speedsterx8452 even better 😏

[@roitheboi8789]

Nah bro I’m playing Scott Pilgrim The Game

[@kenketchum]

As a Roy Masher- I mean, as a Roy Main, I can assure you this is exactly how we play.

[@samzyyx]

Hack literally was the perfect role for this

[@Dr.D.R.]

I literally was just watching “Why I hate Roy players”-

[@Traumachu]

Says the Rob player

[@Dr.D.R.]

@@Traumachu don’t play Rob anymore lol

[@devin2445]

@@Dr.D.R. good choice

[@sonicphoenix7]

@@Traumachu youmainness moment

[@Traumachu]

@@sonicphoenix7 I main or he does?

[@spaxhuxley302]

Ah yes, Aristophanes, his Roy is always a sight to behold. His technique graceful, his movements so fluid, and his words of advice are poetry on the wind. Truly, the pinnacle of what all us Roy mains strive to be

[@Traumachu]

They get more accurate every time edit: THE KEYBOARD I CAN'T BREATHE

[@_Bruno_Bucciarati_]

Is drip kazuma real?

[@Traumachu]

@@_Bruno_Bucciarati_ Yes Bucciarati, he is

[@_Bruno_Bucciarati_]

@@Traumachu 🛐

[@krangeld6404]

EEAAAOIH AA AHS AHAOODUIAEWESU UH Translation: As a Roy main, this is relatable

[@jorgeelias385]

I thought for a sec it was de Brain Power song lmao

[@phantomblue2798]

I read that in the voice of Introspective for some reason.

[@nikomiyaminaVODS]

Roy mains have gone crazy from all the ghosts they've been killing

[@xltrash3157]

Ok google,im roy main but nor roy main but im roy main..... WTF

[@rbossempire5466]

When he whipped out the piano i died

[@braxtonsan9358]

unrelated to Smash, but this could fit into the mindset of Broly players in Fighterz lmao

[@atheneeum]

Super Broly or Z Broly

[@braxtonsan9358]

@@atheneeum yes

[@unreal8365]

shout outs to hackoru for sacrificing his pride to do this acting

[@isaiahdefreitas421]

Fr 😂

[@Hackoru]

How it feels playing Roy 🧠🔓

[@TNGxTRU3SK1LL]

Can't wait for the Captain Falcon one

[@Endershock1678]

Falcon: F-Tilts Player: I'M SO FUCKING SICK!!!

[@TNGxTRU3SK1LL]

@@Endershock1678 them f tilts do be hype

[@uralink3485]

Show me your moves!

[@brandonomoyele2236]

@@TNGxTRU3SK1LL Yeah, in your dreams kid.

[@TNGxTRU3SK1LL]

@@brandonomoyele2236 what's in my dreams

[@BravenKnight]

Roys when their special doesn’t kill at 5%: 0:59

[@andrewstephens7152]

Hackoru doing his best crystal beef Arnold mammoth impression.

[@ko-chanTHEBULLY]

I don't know what in the spaghetti f＊＊＊ is goin on with that comment lmfao but word

[@Garvant_]

@@ko-chanTHEBULLY its funny cuz i know exactly what he means

[@TheMasterBlaze]

@@Garvant_ same

[@justinhansen9355]

It’s a yugioh reference to crystal amber mammoth who in the show was a duel spirit with an Arnold voice

[@hideokojima9090]

The biggest surprise is that the Roy even has a mind in the first place.

[@rem_on_ice3592]

Finally another one of the reading a players mind i've been waiting for this ;3

[@desperatelycravingahamsandwich]

As a Roy main, this is exactly how you predict me. And I personally think the demon slayer music works.

[@Shanx317]

I kinda knew what was coming but as a roy player this still had me laughing hysterically the whole time

[@derpypuppystudios6245]

I’ve been waiting for this

[@sergeanthuman]

Return of the legendary series

[@o.o.4238]

"Umm... excuse me sir, *pushes glasses* this is a sound board, not a piano *pushes glasses a second time* "

[@FatMat5695]

tweek didnt have to think when he was beating them with his Roy. that shit scarred them

[@weiyanghong4915]

When both Hack and Cosmos post a video on the day and they're both on smash featuring each other. Me: I woke now

[@zheenwang]

As a Roy secondary, can confirm that I play Roy whenever I absolutely don’t want to think

[@adoringfan1226]

I love how his internal monologue sounds like the dub of golden boy 💛

[@goomba369]

Reading a Roy player's mind: How to break a controller

[@WoahItsGurenge]

these smash skits can be so accurate i love it xD love the video Cosmos! And thanks for bringing Hackoru to the video as well! ❤ ^^

[@Supersonicblue1027]

I've been waiting for this one 😂 as Roy main this pleases and makes me laugh extremely hard 😂 man's literally had futuristic telepathic adapters for objects to work on the switch LUL that's probably why he was acting like a cave man his brain is so smart that he lost a couple normal functions as a result 🤣

[@4orinrin]

the ost at the beginning felt like "no thoughts, head empty"

[@mcd9468]

I missed this so much!!🖤

[@notglitchx]

i expected the video to just be completely silent but this is so much better

[@Goblin1231]

YES I LIVE FOR THESE VIDEOS!!!!!

[@marrodc]

When Hackoru licked Cosmos' hand I lost it lmaoooo

[@matthewlepog8799]

As a roy main: blagh uh gha u

[@tunasalad-brawlstars846]

LETS GO ITS BACK

[@Ridlay_]

Yooo they’re back, let’s go! These are amazing!

[@the915hippie]

Yeah super accurate right here.

[@jay_dubsss]

The man, the myth, the legend is back!

[@emanchi8403]

Roy and Falcon mains: I AM SPEED AND EVERYTHING COMBOS FOR ME

[@brandonomoyele2236]

Falcon mains more than Roy mains... but yeah, basically that.

[@Eskoblazin]

Ok. I came across you by watching you playing Corrin so I picked her up but after this on point shit I CANNOT. Subscribed.

[@dennismichaelsmithii4814]

This man sounds like the terminator (Arnold) having a stroke

[@rodrickgoldberg2324]

If that’s the mind of a Roy player, I shudder to imagine what goes on in the head of a Chrom Main.

[@andsomecarrot3158]

Hes back pog

[@arandomweeb1890]

Don't call yourself a pro gamer unless you use a piano as a controller

[@overlygoodvibes]

man i watched 3 other of your past videos and my guy u deserve a SUB from me for sure

[@not_seyy]

This was mad funny 💀💀💀 another banger from cosmos

[@Beebok_Beebop]

Cosmos got the drip,he's wearing the do-rag

[@frankaxe6700]

IT'S BACK ROYS

[@_GGKR]

This is the BEST video I've seen, keep it up 😂

[@Xdawso]

YOOOO THE SERIES IS BACK

[@ko-chanTHEBULLY]

Goodbye CosmosZR and welcome Captain Hook!

[@lightningquiz7924]

Glad these are back

[@lysparks5319]

You almost got Casper man, you are so close.

[@romeowright5900]

Nine seconds in and this video is fantastic

[@romeowright5900]

And accurate

[@kaabiiboy6513]

Taking notes right now

[@SamuelTheAdept]

As a Roy main from Melee, 4, and Ultimate, who abuses his buffs in Ultimate, this is fact

[@MarkB..]

This video cooked wtf

[@Vizery]

You hack and cil have been going at it w the skits DAMN

[@LucPvP]

the demon slayer music is perfect lmaoooo

[@onlypasuteru]

First 10 seconds of this video was all I needed to like

[@phemsee6838]

2:28 I really feel uncomfortable seeing that his hand is actually moist.

[@TheMasterBlaze]

The first few seconds says it all.

[@SUPERLINKX2]

for a second when he barged in i thought he was gonna yell "GET DOWN!"

[@MonadoJoJo]

Why is this so fitting

[@santimoru1073]

I’m a Roy main and I fucking love this video

[@lepyrolink182]

this is strangely... relatable...

[@gaiscreativitychannel2081]

Never before have I been so offended with something I 100% agree with

[@theotherjared9824]

A marth main then walks in, grabs him by the ear and says "sorry you had to see this. These clones are impossible to herd."

[@arvistotele3442]

"Reading a Roy main's controller"

[@justinlu251]

"Reading an Inkling player's mind" next

[@ahmadkazan217]

Guys he is not a caveman he is just cosplaying roy without a custome.

[@YanOnYT]

Yeaaaahhh!! Just clicked it, I know this will be good.

[@MikeDaddyMCS]

I swear it gets better the more the video goes on, this was gokd

[@NomadVevo]

Every move has to have a violent lean

[@tisushi1852]

Ya ! Return of "Reading a player Mind !

[@frankaxe6700]

Expert mash

[@comfychronicles]

Haha I love your videos Cozmo 😄

[@Matt07373]

The Hack caveman lmao 😂

[@Joker-ek3yn]

meet the ghost slayer

[@chrisd9229]

Super Mash Brothers

[@SleepyPj]

As a roy main, I can confirm this is how I play and I'm not ashamed of it

[@tristancarroccia9900]

literally 100% fucking accurate

[@Alibaba-id1cs]

Me: I’ve had this Mario Controller since Smash 4 because I’m a dedicated Mario Main. How long have you used your controller? Roy Mains: What’s a Controller?

[@davidmolinacampos1512]

Are the controllers OK, that is my only concern. Either way, very funny, top-tier content

[@gabrielrichards9855]

FINALLY

[@hillefoozy]

If there is any A to be pressed Roy will press it

[@Nariyuko]

cosmos + inkling = win

[@Haruki2009]

Roy the boy

[@tobi-gj8sn]

Tsch, such insolence couldn't possibly comprehend how much stronger he is than you.

[@SilentLegion7]

“Why is he acting like he's coming from before Christ" lmao

[@metaman8662]

As a Roy main all that matters is button mashing.