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[@lurkingmoth]

In Skyrim, I made friends with Eola (the cannibal) before I married someone. She showed up to my wedding and kept loudly praising me for joining her cult.

[@lurkingmoth]

Holy heck I have likes

[@thezipcreator]

stop swearing on my christian minecraft server

[@jerrymartin7019]

"Contrats on the marriage, oh yeah, also, *how many people have you consumed this week?!*

[@deadrunners5937]

That's a mood, Eola.

[@hellworm]

Me

[@leeshajoi]

The fact that Skyrim has a "bugs introduced" section of the patch notes is the least surprising thing ever.

[@carlosfedericogimenez5081]

i laughed at the "ctrl, alt, conceive" way more than i should

[@Ribbons0121R121]

control alt _conceive_ *whEeZE*

[@npc6924]

The code gods do need to be appeased a lot, although usually it's because there aren't enough semicolons.

[@Jono997]

And then there's me. STOP SACRIFICING ME 5S ALREADY!!!!!

[@crestfallensunbro6001]

Don't forget to add more closing curly braces!

[@limecyanizer4394]

;

[@priyanshugoel3030]

Puts a semicolon after a for loop. Loop dosent work. The code gods are not appeased.

[@aidenmiller3832]

And the dreaded… mistyping ONE thing, and now you have 56 errors

[@Knuxfan24]

I'm surprised TF2's "Fixed being sent to hell with no Bumper Car" patch wasn't in here.

[@diegodeluquev1433]

"Player no longer inmortal while eating Sandvich"

[@670HP-Package-NOW]

"phlog now does 10% more damage"

[@whoeveritisicannot]

@@670HP-Package-NOW stop

[@thatboi9599]

"No random critical hits"

[@legendarytat8278]

@@thatboi9599 STOP!

[@theTranarchist]

Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim patch note: Fixed glitch where killing Nazeem is illegal

[@allison3650]

Not yet.... Nooot yeeet

[@MaidenOfDread]

Its only illegal if you get caught 😎

[@Emerald__Ace]

No, to kill the chickens without getting a bounty (I was attacked by a whole town because I used whirlwind sprint and somehow kill a chicken)

[@donaldrts]

I accidentally hit a chicken while fighting a dragon in Riverwood. All the people stopped fighting the dragon, and started to attack me. I still hate chickens to this day.

[@Sircreepington9th]

Serious, is there anyone who’s played Skyrim who doesn’t want to brutally murder Nazeem, Dead Thrall him, and murder him again and again?

[@Choppytehbear1337]

He should honestly blind read a "Things CK2 players say" list.

[@naplockblubba5369]

I've heard Rimworld is pretty amazing for that as well

[@kabob0077]

Choppytehbear1337 How do I fuck my sister?

[@kabob0077]

Maks Skrzyński Go and copulate with your Heathen lovers.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Whats ck2

[@emangaming5557]

@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 a game where you are a ruler during the medieval period. It's an RPG and play through as a dynasty. Pretty fun. You can do very weird things like marry your sister, join a cult, etc. I'm not joking, look it up.

[@cyqry]

"I have a package to deliver, your hands only" "FOR THE LOVE OF TALOS I DO NOT WANT YOUR PACKAGE! PUT IT AWAY!"

[@doppelheathen]

"All Byzantine emperors will have clothes regardless of what DLCs are enabled" I guess that precludes the Hans Christian Andersen DLC which adds The Emperor's New Clothes to the game.

[@JoshSweetvale]

You say that, but those kinds of things are exactly what the game's event cards are like.

[@keyrel2404]

I got the naked courrier glitch once...a random dragon attacked the courrier, and he punched it to death. Most epic fight ever.

[@cesaroliveira1982]

I think you just saw a man high on pcp beat up a lizard

[@austin503]

Damn, would've been cool to see. I only got to see a bear kill a dragon

[@Ribbons0121R121]

so doomguy but tossed in medeival and couldnt wear his cool space armor because time fuckery

[@rulliantheskunk2091]

@@Ribbons0121R121 I made a comment here I really shouldn't have made. So thank you for commenting so I could remember this again and delete the comment. Thank you.

[@bentheinkling6570]

This just sounds like medieval Florida

[@Volthoom]

The best patch notes line i can recall is "You can no longer exist".

[@itscznben8728]

from what

[@ghostglitchofthewater0250]

Skyrim logic: “Lets mug the man who killed a dragon and ate its soul”

[@patrickripleyiii134]

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze he's gotta be weakened we can do this

[@ghostglitchofthewater0250]

patrick ripley iii let us weaken him together

[@patrickripleyiii134]

Oh god he just killed Steve and Sven absorbed their soul and ate them

[@ghostglitchofthewater0250]

patrick ripley iii QUICK!! RUNNN!!!!

[@patrickripleyiii134]

Ha he just fell down ten feet and died

[@TazariaGaming]

Ah the semicolon. The bane of a coders existence. Spending hours finding a bug, only to realise you missed a semicolon.

[@TheJemTeam]

CONTROL ALT *CONCEIVE*

[@avery1093]

"A lunatic AI." *North.*

[@charlies2666]

In Crusader Kings 2, lunatics can make the horse their chancellor

[@avery1093]

@@charlies2666 I don't even know what that means but it sounds awesome

[@linalapome7103]

Dbh

[@french_2049]

Avery BigMess look up glitterhoof

[@RhiannonSmudge]

HA I get it

[@TheAdvertisement]

I want to buy some chain mail curtains for my cardboard castle on Amazon. 4:34 Don’t buy a plumbob or else you’ll become a Sim.

[@ytazzy5800]

Lunatic AIs are usually bad for the Literature Club

[@daniellemiller3611]

Anonymoose J U S T. M O N I K A

[@arandomr3462]

*B E S T G I R L*

[@maroontoes8792]

NATSUKI BEST GIRL

[@thatCbean]

Yuri best grill

[@thatoneguy9582]

Lunatic AIs are not suitable in a school environment

[@kaidayeahprobably8783]

*_NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GAMES ABOUT_*

[@artsyscrub3226]

DayZ is a zombie survival

[@magnatorra5325]

i think rust is a management game on steroids

[@fenrisvermundr2516]

@@plaugewulf6559 I have the mod for crusader kings 2 that lets men impregnate men.

[@buhbo3250]

If you haven't heard of Skyrim, you probably live in a cave.

[@errorstringexpectedgotnil]

+magna torra Incorrect, it's a first-person multiplayer survival game.

[@hollowlegend590]

Who else played Skyrim when Nazeem would T-pose glide threw out white run and Dragons flew backwards propelling themselves along by breathing fire

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

I imagine Dracula and the guy stuck in the corner having daily conversations XD

[@lex_cat11]

DOVAKHIIN DOVAKHIIN “I am soaked” IS NOT CLEAN

[@pqbdwmnu]

I don’t know why you said that

[@lex_cat11]

Evil Dr. Mr. Sir. Meme Me neither But I like your name

[@ArchAngelDracul1]

You're in the newest vid. (Well, not the newest, but a newer one.)

[@lex_cat11]

Archangeldracul I saw that! I’m sort of ashamed since it was _this_ comment but it was really cool :D

[@ArchAngelDracul1]

@@lex_cat11 XD why be ashamed though? The comment is pretty funny

[@TeddyTheAcro]

Crusader Kings II is a cool game, you should try it out, it's possible for a horse to become a pope while steal being a muslim leading a satanist sect. Aaaand multiple Hungaries is not a cool idea, unless you want Orban to rule Europe

[@h2ocean1c]

Didn't expect to find you here, I only came for CK2

[@TeddyTheAcro]

+Marine Mapping I was subscribed already, but I clicked cuz I saw CK2 on the thumbnail. Also for some reason it was uploaded on the same day as when I got my first empire (started as a chief) in ck2

[@tallahriehl8220]

Please, it's bears becoming pope these days.

[@h2ocean1c]

@@TeddyTheAcro Huh, how funny, I also formed my first empire, but it was in shattered world as a merchant republic.

[@TeddyTheAcro]

@@h2ocean1c well, I was using the Any Time Any Place mod so basically shattered world but in the 2nd century, and I had a Merchant Republic as my vassal

[@jabini]

THIS CAME OUT AT EXACTLY MIDNIGHT WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST

[@alexceous]

YO SAME! TF?!?

[@brathering_tv]

1 am for me. Why am I awake?

[@aconfusedcomputer1072]

Jaz *breaks down your door* DID SOMEBODY SAY FRENCH TOAST!!?!!

[@bernartik]

8 PM here sorreh

[@latishaheemskerk9060]

@@brathering_tv yo, are you a Dutchie?

[@dominiklehn2866]

"chainmail curtains,gimme that" actually... I'm in an archery... And during the winter,when it's too cold to practice outside,we go into a gym hall... And to make sure we don't damage the opposite wall,we hang a metal reinforced curtain infront of it... So... While it's not chainmail... It's close enought i would say

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"remove a renegade semicolon to appease the code gods" i felt this on such a level i broke out into a mixture of weeping and wheezing uncontrollably

[@clargonaut6015]

A lunatic AI, so G.L.A.D.O.S.

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

So,maybe god arc soldiers too?

[@SilverScaleMA]

More like Wheatly...

[@oiralinsanity9365]

@@SilverScaleMA No, more like Monika.

[@SilverScaleMA]

@@oiralinsanity9365 hmm, or like that computer from Space Odyssey 2000... I really should know his name...

[@oiralinsanity9365]

@@SilverScaleMA First off, it was 2001: A Space Odyssey. And his name was HAL.

[@CommissarMitch]

CK2 patch notes translations. Yeah, these are old patch notes. The new ones are really fun.

[@linzjones7187]

His name is Matrick Patrick

[@lexin8139]

Matrick Patthew

[@queenfish9899]

👏👏yes👏👏

[@octopleb9370]

Matthew Patthew

[@davidguthary8147]

You get a clap and a half for that. *clap cl*

[@thatCbean]

I'm just gonna Skip these comments

[@helston27]

Even if you know the Sims, the patch notes are still unbelievably hilarious

[@MissingmyBabbu]

One of the things I remember is Skyrim removing the bug that caused you to ragdoll into space when killed by a giant, only for it to be put back very quickly after fans complained at the removal. I guess people really enjoyed the mile high club. Eh? EH? E H ?

[@markusallen102]

“GET GOOD, MY SON”- code gods

[@twinodoom]

Missed an opportunity to make an Iron curtain joke.

[@pokemontrainer5678]

Thank you I was checking to make sure I wasn't the only one

[@kyucumbear]

ayy people with similar-ish intentions :D

[@maxsmith2541]

Yeah they pulled the steel wool over his eyes

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

G R E E T I N G S C O M R A D E S !

[@ryanhodges2201]

*SOVIET NATIONAL ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*

[@KingsBard]

2:17 I guess the Emperor *does* have new clothes

[@TheAdvertisement]

KZbin patch notes? Do those even exist?

[@artsyscrub3226]

To KZbin youre speak a forgein language

[@markusallen102]

TheAdvertisement absolutely not They don’t actually fix problems they just make bigger problems to make you forget the first one

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

@@markusallen102 *coughcoughAdPocalypsecoughcough*

[@SucculentSys]

The probable KZbin patchnotes: Fixed lack of ads by adding the nun horror ad to everything. Oh and tick tock. Made it so the app freezes a lot or crashes if you pause it more than a minute Made it so spambots are removed less from comments Changed the comments section again Demonotised anything that is not "child friendly" but can monotise videos such as logan paul and spiderman x elsa videos

[@richardgibson8403]

TheAdvertisement coppa

[@joshrosenfield6546]

Ctrl+Alt+Cncv - P.M. Seymour 2018

[@theleftuprightatsoldierfield]

josh rosenfield Cncv*

[@joshrosenfield6546]

@@theleftuprightatsoldierfield hold on

[@joshrosenfield6546]

@@theleftuprightatsoldierfield there

[@tharionthedragon3531]

*BUG INTRODUCED: DRAGONS WILL OCCASIONALLY FLY BACKWARS* Me: I need to play Skyrim more.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Check out 'Legacy of the Dagonborn' as a primary mod.

[@oshahott2532]

"Ctrl + Alt + CONCEIVE!"

[@anxia-tea5846]

1:55 for whoever doesn’t get the inside joke he made: LoZ: Majora’s Mask.

[@Turtle-Melon]

The Glemmoril witches in the Companions's Questline have a bug where they're revert to a T-pose after you remove their heads from their inventory

[@DaisyPhoxtrot]

4:39 That statement represents about 75% of code checking. Semicolons can be your angle or your devil.

[@DragonisPrime]

Not to be obtuse, but this is acute comment, am I right?

[@user-dq7fl3xk3t]

P.M Seymour Patthew Matrick Seymour

[@rawiyashoshannaclez6942]

Go through Demonsteele sometime! Includes gems such as -Chaingunners and Hell Knights no longer die multiple times on one death -players are now able to rocketjump with the shotgun because reasons -Hell Noble decapitations are now properly sized And -More Fortune Cookie quotes, because everyone likes those

[@elijahpepe]

Patch notes? More like, patch jokes.

[@maxsmith2541]

No

[@atruv2089]

Yass

[@RigalicReign]

I've had all those in Skyrim happen to me... Parthanx still flies backwards...

[@aconfusedcomputer1072]

*[PERFECTION]* Also In Hungary we are always hungry

[@borgkingerei6993]

Czech the fridge

[@marioisawesome8991]

Some of splatoon 2’s patch notes are pretty great. I should make a compilation of those few gems (Some of it is great. A lot isn’t all that interesting to non-players...)

[@solofdragons6446]

That Skyrim glitch were you get stuck in the night mother's coffin, that actually happened to me during my first DB playthrough

[@yincheri1421]

Crusader Kings 2 has the best weird-ass things

[@indecisive_v]

At the mention of "five more Hungarys" I thought of an army of Hetalia Hungarys... -would it be "Hungarys" or "Hungaries"? lmao-

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

OMG fellow Hetalian!😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@requiem6465]

You need to read the Thing Cruasder Kings say subreddit.

[@0Roach_]

Orchestra Of Ruin oh that'd be the best

[@Lux_the_Lost]

I love how the zucchini of all things is what broke him. XD

[@noodlefish8793]

I had the werewolf glitch happen to me all the time. I couldn't attack but I looked awesome as a wolf with armor/weapons

[@4bst4]

1:10 Mathias Patrick, Matpat's evil twin from another timeline

[@EmjiAmsdaughter]

The Majora's Mask reference made me happy.

[@alex_runarin]

The game devs are on drugs confirmed

[@avery1093]

What the heckity heck are these games about?!

[@plaugewulf6559]

Avery BigMess serious question or?

[@hathwaythere8830]

Ck2 is a medieval grand strategy sim where you can build an empire... Or kill children and try to sleep with a horse(For more/less context, I recommend r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay)

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Or you can now play the sequel, now with 75% less need for DLC!

[@somewhatsarcasticsticker2077]

Hey, Robbie rotten died today if you guya didn't hear. He'd been battling Bile Duct cancer for two years before he couldn't fight anymore. May he rest in peace.

[@emochibi3192]

I've had the very first dragon in the game Skyrim fly in backwards repeatedly and breathe fire out of its ass.... I was very confused and frustrated

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

I love how rust is like "we have no idea what our game is doing but it looks like it might be working so it's working."

[@gaymer2574]

2:08 Okay, I have my crossbow, where do you live?

[@dantereves723]

Bethesda. They're the only developpers that introduce new bugs in their bugfixes.

[@mikiroberts733]

THEY ADDED KURU. THEY ADDED A *PRION* DISEASE. A+ FOR CANNIBAL SCIENCE. B- for the fact that cooking human flesh doesn't get rid of prions.

[@phoenixx8963]

10:38 That happened to me in my game. That man has dedication, let me tell you

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

Obviously Bugthesda has a new bug introduced with the new patch listed in the patch notes.

[@anonymouskitten7971]

I love these videos so much. Do they even mean to be funny with these? THEY ARE SO FUNNY

[@sabrinamcgyverina281]

I can't stop laughing and i'm even crying right now.. Imaging stand in the middle of nowhere... in a wooden house... looking to the door breaking it's way through, flying away.. While in the background Queens I want to break free is playing... I try to convince it... reminds it of our beautiful time, while running outside... just to burst into tears seeing my grass is running away to... Then... a closeup of the new ship in that fandom doorxgrass.. a neverending and mildly disturbing lovestory xD

[@Gear_Storm]

Slimerancher has some pretty hillarious patch notes!

[@AzureGreatheart]

Imagine it’s cold outside, and your door says “I have to go, my planet needs me.”

[@omegastorm2978]

This naked emperor remindes to a fairietale: the emperor's new cloths

[@silverseth7]

I cackled at the thought of a near naked courier running after you trying to hand you letters

[@issacvoregames]

I love waching these They always manage to make me laugh

[@notyou6942]

“BRO did you just fuckin heal me?!” “No, no, no. I’m sorry!” “Why didn’t you fuckin heal me?!”

[@Human-yb6sx]

you know what this means, EARTHWORM JENGA

[@derpysponge43]

4:59 “Haha! You have to look at your character like a normal human being!”

[@palothav6054]

Skyrim bugs I actually want fixed -After having Serana as a follower for a while, she becomes incapable of carrying anything with more than 0 weight and if you remove weighty items you cant give them back - I never once tried to start the jagged crown quest and yet when I finally got around to it after finishing pretty much everything else, the entrance was blocked by fallen rocks and the quest marker pointed behind them. I still cant finish the quest and probably never will

[@rinnziee4602]

I feel like you could make a one hour video on just Skyrim bug fixes

[@asquidnamedjule4144]

Yeeeeeessssss! More patch notes! I love these! (You make me lmao every SINGLE time with these!)

[@xShadowTigeressx]

I dunno why I misread the title as grandma's patch notes.

[@danielkenway7212]

Thank you pat for brightening up my day with this hilarious video keep up the good work Pat 👍

[@chicknorton8839]

1:33 Are you telling me you didn't think of..... Iron Curtain???? Man you stallin

[@TARDIS915]

This was hilarious XD please keep making these!

[@normalhuman9878]

I think Matthew Patrick would have a lot of fun with that theory

[@irabelyaeva3209]

I think he would too

[@crusaderking2157]

r/CrusaderKings is in a similar vain as these videos

[@scoutgaming737]

New tf2 one: Fixed server crashing by sniper trying to eat his gun

[@alsenddrake7764]

My favorites the part is how grass got it's presumably 0 move speed doubled.

[@greydu]

3:25 Control, Alt, CONCEIVE!

[@Thomas-xp9oz]

2:45 I guess you could say you are HUNGARY

[@lizzygaming2845]

The Skyrim one reminds me of Scats (a KZbinr) it made me crack up thank you he hasn’t released a video for 2 years about

[@aethervarine5517]

Kharjo! Get the fuck out from under that horse!

[@stealyourface1226]

At first I wasn’t looking at the screen so I thought it meant only fixed dogs don’t cast shadows

[@evanm1337]

1:24 a much more literal iron curtain

[@ItalianPokeMage]

Yes! Another golden video from Prime Minister Seymen

[@Louberries]

the sad thing is that I had the joy of experiencing every single one of the skyrim ones

[@eunaekim9216]

I am glad to hear that some of these games have finally gotten a reality check!

[@jem5636]

Please read the reviews to Detective Pony (Pony Pals #17) on Amazon. They're very strange and funny, and not l00d.

[@steveradroach9101]

Man,those should be animated!It would be even more hilarious.

[@frantisekvrana3902]

The most hillarious was the "bugs introduced". Not only have they _added_ a bug during patching, they also knew about it and proudly declared it.

[@hathwaythere8830]

You should give rimworlds patch-notes a shot if you can find them, they should be pretty funny, as the game is VERY similar to dwarf fortress

[@nikayalohr9707]

Actually, they haven't fixed the dead guest issue because a _Nord from Sovengarde_ showed up to my wedding. Nice to know a complete *dead* stranger wishes me and my partner all the best. It was a little awkward when he sat next to my daughter, though.

[@juliamavroidi8601]

Cmon, you walked right past the "Emperor's New Clothes" joke And the "right to bear arms" joke too!

[@cybremystica93]

Rust definitely had the funniest patch notes, run away grass! 🤣