Markiplier Makes: Fan Fiction (animated by Kayroos_)

[@weirddrawer5205]

Tyler:*claims to not have written something sexual* Also Tyler:*wrote something sexual*

[@UKn0wUlove]

k & p XDDDD

[@youruncleolaf4694]

Ok but he did say “yet” at the beginning

[@neighborlyy962]

To be fair he did say “yet”

[@ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328]

Weird drawer:*claims to not write this shitty unoriginal comment* Also weird drawer:*writes this shitty unoriginal comment*

[@josefzalusky7307]

@@ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328 Yikes, hostile much

[@shrimp4278]

"So the person who made this is an idiot?" "No. They're _dead._ "

[@rexscotleo]

SHIT THERES 666 LIKES

[@shrimp4278]

@@rexscotleo nOT anYmore

[@calimorale9880]

@@shrimp4278 YOOUUUU

[@Musiquefleur]

@@rexscotleo how did you get all those fonts and icons in your username?

[@rexscotleo]

@@Musiquefleur used an app called "fonts" xd

[@kitsu99_20]

Tyler: ITS NOT SEXUAL OK Also Tyler: Mark whispered in Ethan's ear seductively-- Mark: PRETTY SURE THIS IS SEXUAL Tyler: NO ITS NOT

[@aurora2295]

Yea

[@leeillustrates5659]

nOt SeXuAl At AlL

[@OBM22]

@@AngelWingsYT NO IT WASN'T - Tyler

[@AngelWingsYT]

@@OBM22 fans to tyler: then you clearly dont know what seductive means

[@glitchee9491]

That's basically saying no Homo and this story is very much Homo.

[@urnewbestfriend8235]

Tyler: HA HUE KEE Mark: WHAT WAS THAT Tyler: Caffeine Mark: EVERBODY HAS CAFFEINE AND THEY DONT DO THAT

[@Kaunoe]

Me, who does that kinda stuff when I have caffeine: 👀👄👀

[@raven7835]

@@Kaunoe i do stuff like this without caffeine 😭 its called tics

[@Graceotter]

@@raven7835 yeppp

[@cherryscottage6801]

@@raven7835 Same T_T

[@callum758]

@@raven7835 tourette’s gang gang

[@jadechandler4280]

Mark: I didn’t write anything sexual Ethan: *nervous grunt* N-neither did I

[@squeeged]

lmaooo

[@UKn0wUlove]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeen? XD

[@amyerwin4314]

Timestamp?

[@faith9196]

Amy Erwin 6:20

[@mallory7022]

Tyler: I THOUGHT IT WAS FANFIC!!!

[@del8501]

because of all the typos this sounds like it was written half in the Sims language and half in English while the authors were distracted and possibly a bit drunk and it was super funny to see

[@panicatthediscoforever4477]

Delaney Fox Omg yes it does!!! hahaha

[@khzhak]

those typos were from how much heavier you gotta hit typewriter keys. I used to murder keyboards on computers until years of getting acclimated to them meant I have a much lighter touch now. In the spirit of this video, I'm not even going to go back and corrdct my mistakes. Because that's how typewriters wor. You live with them. Or white-out, or re-type the page.

[@Corvin_Ito]

Yep XD

[@fyrefrost1898]

Barry Goldberg Please tell me the misspelling of correct was intentional

[@alyssa915]

666th like ;)

[@hollow9592]

Last year my English teacher made us make a fanfiction story and as soon as she said that we all had a horrified look. She immediately went, “NO NO NOT THAT KIND OF FANFICTION”

[@andreaurquhart3530]

That does get on my nerves, because people always assume I'm writing something sexual. I HATE writing that stuff, I never have written it. I've implied it, but never written the act. I'm a hurt/sick/injury/torture fanfic writer. None of my stuff is meant to be sexual in any way. Most of the characters I deal with are platonic too; I'm more interested in truly breaking a specific character (both mentally and emotionally breaking them, usually caused by physical torture, or making them helpless because of an illness) and then seeing the recovery process and how they change as well as how their relationship changes. I seriously want to write about Sean and Mark, but I probably won't I'm working on a ton of other stories rn and don't really want to start a new one lmao.

[@GarfWRLD_]

@@andreaurquhart3530 uuuuuuhm, do what you what, i'm not gonna judge,

[@yaga8337]

@@andreaurquhart3530 Finally, I knew I wasn't alone

[@NonSimonary]

@@yaga8337 Nice to see another! Idk what fandoms you're in, but if you want some recommendations that fit the genre we both write I can give you some! There's one in particular that hit me hard in Star Trek that I can give you the name of if you want me to. Glad we're both out here, lol.

[@NonSimonary]

@@yaga8337 Ah, I replied with an alt. well, now you know we, unlike Drew and Danny, are in fact the same person.

[@burnttoaster8669]

*YOU CANT SPELL "THE" YET YOU CAN PERFECTLY SPELL STOUFFER'S LASAGNA???*

[@gameguy5532]

YES, THANK YOU

[@nothingfordarkness]

if you know si not found with you probably don’t you won’t get it but Ian can spell encyclopedia but he can’t spell cheeks

[@herlocksupremacy9178]

Stouffers lasagna is important

[@murdocsgreenasshole662]

Greg Gregson673 I agree

[@sharklover2984]

@@nothingfordarkness r/ihadastroke

[@foliumviride2547]

Intro: Mark: A handsome detective Tyler: A strong businessman Ethan: *A maiden grandma who claims to be Mrs. Thompson*

[@SylviumZ]

Whatever happened to Mrs. Thompson, we will never know

[@SevereNightmares]

I'm technically 'Ms. Thompson'. :)

[@Babyybean]

XD u rite

[@hazzasatria_8647]

Where can i look at Mrs Thompson content? Is it deleted?

[@benvel3392]

tryler?

[@avery1093]

"Writer's block! Writer's block! Writer's block!" *ME ALL THE DAMN TIME*

[@Twinkklshine]

What is a writers block and art block?

[@gamearmoury69]

@@Twinkklshine perhaps an r/wooosh but eh, it's when you can't think of what to write or to draw

[@hbcat13]

@@Twinkklshine when you really want to draw or write something but for some reason cant think of anything to draw/write

[@Charliepacks]

You write? What do you write?

[@rionniequintanilla4039]

SAME

[@Ghost-ji2qn]

I really want to know what "Horses. Presidents?" Is about

[@urmom80081]

The John Mulaney bit where he said, “THERE’S A HORSE, LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!!!”

[@joethewolf3750]

It's about Horses? And Presidents.

[@lifeh5990]

A horse becomes president

[@cefrinaldi8060]

Horses became a president. I mean there are a short story by russian author about a literal human nose became a general. Why horse cant?

[@BreadIsABlessing]

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE! DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING HERE SERIOUSLY!!! You see, it’s actually an in depth look about how Horses are actually the secret link to proving faster evolution and it’s about a theoretical scenario that takes place 25 and a half years from now that show Horses doing all the things that Humans once did while all other humans starve and wither away. And PLOT TWIST! He already finished the book! He just can’t get it published because the government has banned it and now keeps constant surveillance on -Ethan- Mrs. Thompson, and her grandchildren are dead and Mark and Tyler are actually CIA handlers who have both been body double/replacements for Keanu Reeves and Howard Stern.

[@iwuvmonika5559]

"Breathy breath breath" when you're trying to reach that 500 word limit on an essay

[@corwinkie9617]

I would never ever in my one and only life try and ever attempt to do and complete such a badly bad and not good horrible action.

[@mllosmusic]

i made it 666 likes :)

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

LMAO

[@GhostSwiss]

...okay that made me chukel

[@iwantmybed3090]

*Just Monika*

[@shrimp4278]

"I don't read it _that often-_ " tYlER, dO YOU haVE soMEThiNG yOU'D likE to TELl uS?

[@payton_bagel8317]

And here were thinking it was Ethan reading fanfics all along /j

[@isisdarosa9340]

I encourage it

[@Ayxsia]

ayo someone give me his wattpad account we can do it together-

[@haniadzbik6412]

@@Ayxsia weee dont have it

[@wiman3332]

@@haniadzbik6412 or maybe weee do👀

[@YourInternetPandaFriend]

Tyler: "I dont read it that often but that's all I've seen" Confirmed tyler reads smut fanfics

[@stupid_cattato1]

He *especially* reads the Tythan ones 😂😂😂

[@parxafterdark]

I see that danger days spider

[@iib.mp3]

y'all never heard of *_fluff_*

[@YourInternetPandaFriend]

@@iib.mp3 No the joke is because he said he has ONLY seen smut, so clearly hes never seen fluff. Get it?

[@iib.mp3]

@@YourInternetPandaFriend yeah I got it but I'm just sleep deprived and stupid so whatever I say makes no sense at all whatsoever. Thanks for being nice about it by the way 👌🏼🤠👌🏼

[@banannalisse3340]

It feels so weird to watch early Collabs with Mark and Ethan because it just feels like early Unus Annus videos that they didn’t even know they were making

[@simonsalty]

Tyler is a bonus addition 🖤

[@banannalisse3340]

@@simonsalty this is the special features episode 😂

[@josieearls9988]

Mark: I didn't write anything sexual.. Ethan: Neither did I- Tyler: I THOUGHT IT WAS FANFIC?!

[@Puppy6667]

He is my new favorite person

[@BlueBellStudios]

That is so feaken true🤣

[@giftedsaucer631]

Yes lol

[@oyen410]

He should be a Wattpad writer

[@juliac.5642]

Ay made it 3k for ya

[@homeslicedawg1213]

Me: thisll be great- Tyler: *insert smut* Me: TYLER NO-

[@anxious_j0ke]

Me: TYLER YES-

[@GoldenG0dc0meth]

Me: HOLY SHIT BALLS TYLER DON’T DO THIS

[@scrubbywubby2694]

· Lilac_Doodles · ME: *TYLER WHY*

[@scrubbywubby2694]

*HOTEL?* *TRIVAGO*

[@fooloo1920]

WRRRYYyYYYYYYYYYY

[@kaitealattes]

Tyler: wears a beautiful suit, lookin like a buff boi Mark: muscle tee, gives off main character vibes Ethan: BLANKIE

[@izzy_studiosroebuck1327]

*mRs.ThOmPsOn*

[@caz6810]

@@izzy_studiosroebuck1327 joe mama!!1!!11!!

[@makennapercy6515]

That just made Eef even more of the main character bc he stood out... at the very best he wins best-supporting actor

[@Fckwitt]

My friends be like

[@mags2400]

blankie :3

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

“I didn’t write anything sexual” “I didn’t either” *turns to look at Tyler, who is silent* “Whaaat I thought it was supposed to be fanfic???!”

[@apollo_ley]

Ethan: has ADHD and dyslexia Also Ethan: has to use a typewriter that can't delete letters

[@rileythickins3854]

Ethan is a demigod

[@fanvergent1562]

Riley Thickins now the question is, who is his godly parent?

[@Iloveowlets]

@@fanvergent1562 Apollo or Hermes for sure

[@cjonesjr]

@@Iloveowlets He always seemed like a Hebe kid though to me

[@Iloveowlets]

@@cjonesjr HEBE YES

[@LaVieEnN01R]

You know who the real incredible person is here? Kayroos. He made an animation of a script that makes no sense at all.

[@e.l.m7342]

Props to them.

[@AngelWingsYT]

i wish i saw their reaction when they handed over the story and asked "can you draw this errors and all?"

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Kayroos is a legend

[@The-Average-Noob]

Him reviewing the script like "ah what a cute story your 4 year old wrote"

[@coobeeethics4856]

Kayroos_* not trying to be mean

[@junmyeah4393]

"fanfiction doesnt always have to be about boning" Wattpad users: *sweats profusely* edit: and the people saying they dont see too much smut thats true buT there is still ALOT of smut

[@Entity-ls7wn]

Wattpad writer including me: oh shit, everyone hide no

[@Alonzi.]

I have read so much septiplier that it’s shameful

[@siredquinn]

UrbanRose ew..

[@cheesesauce8591]

There's actually not as much of it as it seems there is lmao. My entire wattpad library has mostly books without smuts.

[@Mundane_InTheMembrane]

I can only find smut of a ship I like. It's sad.

[@silverrose1408]

Ethan: How’s it going? Mark: Great Ethan: Hard to concentrate? Mark: Yeah, shut up And that my friends is the full dynamic of Unus Annus

[@haven8947]

Yeah pretty much

[@whatlayscawing5617]

Memento mori sad ;-;

[@crimsonstone3627]

Hello fellow Unus Annus cult members. I see you are a person of culture.

[@MemeLord-kt1us]

What? I've never heard of that. I don't think it exists. I think it just disappeared over time. It DOES NOT exist.

[@whatlayscawing5617]

@@MemeLord-kt1us you're right, what were we even thinking?

[@elysemartel5761]

“Mar and friends hugged and chanted i a circle.” *quiet singing of ‘I am special’ in the distance*

[@Entity-ls7wn]

I am special I am special Yes I am Yes I am

[@shuyuwang6122]

I am very special I am very special Yes I am Yes I am

[@GoldenG0dc0meth]

I am very special I am very special Yes I am Yes I am

[@NoriMori1992]

Alternatively, quiet singing of "We are men in the shower…"

[@thegrammarpolice368]

I will never forget these songs not that I want to forget them, because, in the words of Mark himself, "I am confused and aroused"

[@goodraninja1415]

I don’t know who these ‘Tyler’ and ‘Ethan’ characters are, but they look a lot like Wingus and Dingus

[@umbraexe3069]

Ik! What did these *imposters* do with wingus and dingus!?

[@holtschuler9414]

Just watch unus annus. NOW.

[@triexpo8741]

Haha

[@pepper3249]

Unus. Annus. UNUS. ANNUS.

[@Twig0463]

No its Mrs Thompson

[@liahuribe2126]

Fanfiction can go from the nastiest most filthy writing you’ve ever read to something that will make you cry at 3am to something that will make you giddy happy for the rest of the day

[@403_not_found.]

I'm the one who writes the stuff that will make you cry at 3 am if I'm being honest... I've made people cry because of my books multiple times, and the weirdest thing is that I don't even try to.

[@liahuribe2126]

@@403_not_found. lmaoo, i wish i could have that writing ability, im not good with writing fanfiction, but i am good at short creepy graphic novel types

[@irushtheworld2639]

I once read a fanfiction that started out with smut and sexual tension and slowly transitioned into this really fluffy and slightly angsty story that destroyed me emotionally. It was so unreal, since that is like the complete opposite of what you would expect from fanfic

[@liahuribe2126]

@@irushtheworld2639 that honestly sounds like a great experience, im currently reading a +300.000 word fanfic, where it starts out as one of them saved the others life, and then they become friends and then lovers, its both very angsty because of trauma but REALLY fluffy, and smut comes later on. Its still not done and i cant wait for it to update again.

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

this sums up my entire wattpad experience

[@elipeeli]

Forget Harry Potter and his friends, this right here is the true golden trio

[@noonahmed5088]

*Draco Malfoy:* MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

[@CaLypSO4456]

@@noonahmed5088 Literally everyone in the novel: ok?

[@avp_2029]

True words

[@ella7625]

this is how they wrote the script for riverdale

[@nadiakeaton5680]

dAMNNN

[@ghosthugcentral3820]

SIIIIIIICK BURN....rip Archie ;w;

[@saltie5480]

@@ghosthugcentral3820 fucking spoilers

[@fluffy_clouds1650]

True though

[@jayb3037]

PPPFFTTTT

[@WatchingVee13]

Moral of the story: Don't use a typewriter to write long stories. Use a computer. Computers can backspace.

[@soip6710]

Or just use pencil and paper, you can erase

[@siredquinn]

Turtle Duck12 yet, hurt your hands in the process. Trust me, I know.

[@soip6710]

@@siredquinn like hand cramps?

[@DafaIdham]

Yeah, I mean for us nowdays

[@pettygarage]

Jonathan Rupe use a ttpeeriter snd get funny midtskes like these eithout youy backspace (wow I tpye bad)

[@shrimp4278]

Tyler seems pretty skilled in writing smut ngl sEEms like he's _reSTrAInING hiMseLf_ for the sake of his sEcREt idEnTiTY of being a fanfiction writer

[@Zite_W]

Yeeees!!!!

[@Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic]

Imagen him writing fanfics on wattpad from some account-

[@peeler22345]

bet

[@pastelg0z30]

@@Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic LOL

[@dudein9785]

You are completley right

[@RadarTheBrave]

Fanfic made by Mark, Ethan, and Tyler: *exists* Really good Fanfic writers: They a little confused, but they got the spirit

[@toby4514]

Ethan looks so sad after learning carrier pigeons are extinct

[@Roguekriger]

I hope he found out later that Mark was wrong lol

[@kyluce]

@@Roguekriger but he wasnt? Passenger pigeons (aka carrier pigeons) actually are extinct

[@Roguekriger]

@@kyluce He was right that Passenger Pigeons are extinct, yes. But that was all he's right about. He was wrong in that the pigeons that carry messages which are Homing Pigeons (aka Messenger Pigeons) are very much still alive. Also Passenger Pigeons were not nicknamed Carrier Pigeons, this nickname also belongs to the Homing Pigeon. In addition, Passenger Pigeons were never used for carrying messages, they were called "passenger" pigeons using the french meaning as to mean "passing by" as the bird was nomadic and would commonly be seen migrating long distances. In short, Mark is wrong as messenger pigeons are still around and used today.

[@kyluce]

@@Roguekriger ah I see. Thanks for clearing that up

[@femkevandiest4176]

We have a bunch of em in the netherlands!

[@katloveskarts]

Tyler: *casually writes crankiplier fan fic*

[@n0vistic_470]

Actually I can definitely see that

[@dakotarose8679]

@@n0vistic_470 Same

[@jellyedits67]

I can't like the comment because I'll ruin it

[@Raineydayzzz]

I think hes done it many times before

[@galaxyzflyingpotatoz]

lmao

[@ChaosTheSalamander]

markiplier first writing "you fool" was the most in-character thing he could have written

[@hatinabatinabag]

Fool wa tamees

[@sophe8602]

Tyler: “Ethan smirked-“ Me: oh so it’s *that* kind of story

[@venomquill308]

Theory: Tyler is secretly a lemon/shipper fanfic writer.

[@Alonzi.]

Fanfic writers constantly have meetings with him to get the inside scoop on jack x mark, Ethan x mark and other ships

[@StarWonder]

@k & p lol oh boy

[@Lemonnitenite]

Don't ship me (jk)

[@eatyourparents3551]

YASS-

[@dragonairfair3950]

ok but the real question is what fandom ;) or I guess just in general idk

[@honeybeeart2990]

Eathen looks genuinely sad after he is informed he can't have a carrier pigeon 9:19 thru 9:22

[@wolfhugger3344]

They actually do still exist. Look it up you just need to go to a specialty breeder

[@JAXXTISM]

@@monomial_ omg you're an IDOT!!!!!! It's *EAHTEHT

[@qaiwiwi]

@@JAXXTISM Bruh, you're kidding right? It's Eaoutheaon, wdym Eahteht?

[@LadyViscera]

He’s getting carrier pigeons confused with passenger pigeons

[@hamsalad3909]

@@qaiwiwi EEF

[@coffeegh0st]

Here's the story Bus Muscles Seductive Whispering LASAGNA Dead Best story of all time has been created 👍

[@krispynuggies6204]

Byutefal

[@fredbillsworth8311]

Best synopsis I've seen

[@m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074]

You forgot seaburr

[@unus-annus]

yea you cant forget about the seabird

[@urinetrouble0543]

Bicth lasanga

[@blue_galaxyaqua2487]

Mark: crazy story Ethan:crazy story Tyler: wattpad fanfic

[@canihearawahoo5568]

(tyler talking about smut) “i don’t read it that often!” *WHAT-*

[@Lunarwolf9908_]

So you’ve read it before 🤠👍

[@broaverage]

just wanted to say, wahoo

[@emilynuttall4614]

Wahoo

[@creature8911]

*w a h o o*

[@pianopanicattack]

wahoooo!

[@urmom-se4ds]

Me: Oh god here we go Tyler: *smut* Me: TYLER NO-

[@painfulguess9429]

tyler: yes

[@AALIXD]

Editing_Life TYLER YES-

[@grant4150]

*TYLER yEsSSssS*

[@isaidwesadtoday515]

TYLER YES

[@RAHHHHAMERICAAA]

TYLER NO

[@IsabellaGentile]

"It just flows out of my body and I don't know how to translate it to my fingerrrrs." -Ethan 2017-

[@hearth4days]

I purple you💜

[@hearth4days]

@Jem Paksoy Well I green you💚

[@hearth4days]

@Jem Paksoy Well I blue you 💙

[@hearth4days]

@Jem Paksoy Well I black you 🖤

[@hearth4days]

@Jem Paksoy HA I WIN ❤

[@juno_likes_stars3085]

Why does this remind me of when Mark and Ethan used a fanfiction generator for Unus Annus and Ethan was suspiciously good at it?

[@chip8511]

What episode was that? i watched all of their videos but i dont remember that one oddly enough

[@judyneutron2960]

@@chip8511 it’s was the AI predicts our deaths episode or sum I think.

[@GarfWRLD_]

because he is just now getting a taste, and then he will master it lol

[@EnderBanned]

Exited to see "horses, presidents? " at book stores across the world.

[@camerondon3712]

@@rx2enemy190 if I'm correct then Ethan's last name is Nester.

[@azaria347]

Cameron Don You’re correct, except it’s Nestor not Nester

[@waddledeepaddy24]

isn't that just jojo's bizarre adventure part 7?

[@WolfzieDraws]

My favorite John Mulaney bit

[@DenBed]

its "Ethan Mark Nestor" some people even add a "Darling'' in the end....so technically it is "Ethan Mark Nestor Darling"...

[@sophx9634]

Eef slapping himself going, “writers block, writers block, writers block.” Is such a mood

[@intergalacticpineapples1044]

Yes especially after writing that one sentence

[@joshuabachan2406]

I slap my self and say artists block

[@lulubelle0318]

Legit me when I try to put my ideas to paper.

[@nerdygal6133]

@@joshuabachan2406 SAME!!!

[@babieofchat8667]

Him jumping in place and then accidentally kinda breaking the typewriter is a whole ass mood too 😂😂

[@bagiraworksstreaming7420]

Note: Carrier pigeons are NOT extinct. PASSENGER pigeons, however, are. Had to look it up cause I was in the same boat as Ethan XD

[@TheJStale]

So is Ethan right? Can any pigeon be trained to be a carrier pigeon?

[@urinetrouble0543]

TheJStale I think it has to be a certain kind, I think what they are talking about is the fact carrier pigeons aren’t extinct

[@takashikazukajikushi8449]

That was mentioned in the subtitles though.

[@hellokittyobsession420]

Bagira Works Streaming Same!

[@hellokittyobsession420]

TheJStale I looked it up, it just said it was a homing pigeon (just a typical grey with the colorful neck pigeon) that was trained.

[@onetrackmindaf3346]

This isn't really important, but why did they need three typewriters of only one of them was going to write at a time? 😂

[@pyromoth5430]

.~¬·°aesthetic°·¬~.

[@DraqonfruitYT]

@Rudwarf *”I AM A MAN WHO OWNS F I V E OVENS.”*

[@juniperthompson6926]

a e s t h e t i c

[@jenneric03]

So they cant see what the other wrote probably

[@bluestar8700]

This is a question I never realized I needed to ask. Thank you. I just realized this xD

[@avathemarvellover3953]

13:44 The moment Ethan turned into Draco Malfoy.

[@-TheDefinitionOfGayPanic.-]

YES !

[@terrones_bri092]

honestly!!!! :)

[@cinnamonroll4773]

"My father will be herig aboot this!"

[@mrs.malfoy3137]

I see the your a man of culture

[@whatlayscawing5617]

*_POTTAH_*

[@thatwannabeauthor977]

“WRITERS BLOCK, WRITERS BLOCK, WRITERS BLOCK!” That is a mood and a large problem

[@snalxx1100]

true

[@JoeBoners]

The story just sounds like drunk caveman finding the art of fan fic

[@youruncleolaf4694]

Jesus Christ the saddest part of this entire comment section is I’m the 68th like

[@calimorale9880]

@@youruncleolaf4694 hello darkness my old friend

[@TheTalkingCatbat]

Jesus Christ, will i go to hell for reading 100 sinful wattpad stories per day??

[@caseym4007]

Short German 𝐘 𝐄 𝐒

[@william.v.m999]

Jesus christ, what the heck frick frack tic tac how the heck'ns did you get that name holy son of god

[@brandileigh7684]

Tyler: "I don't read it that often" and "I've written plenty of short stories" 👀

[@andreaurquhart3530]

All the short stories are just Crankiplier smut

[@emilypippin512]

Did anyone else realize that Tyler is typing with his middle fingers?? So basically he’s flipping off all the keys just because of the typos 😂😂😂

[@youruncleolaf4694]

I do that. I can’t type with all my fingies so I just choose one, usually either middle or pointer or thumbs when it’s on my phone.

[@lorichenoweth4481]

HEY KEYS FRICK OFF

[@MISTER-fb9gh]

Tyler: I had caffeine! Mark: EvErYbOdY hAd CaFfEiNe, ThEy DoN't Do ThAt!!

[@TheSiIIyGigi]

i can indeed confirm i do that on a daily basis when i have caffeine.

[@dionemartins0212]

I do

[@batdudenotstraight197]

Mark:Who ever made this is an idiot Ethan:Who ever made this is dead Mark and Ethan: burst into laughter

[@aperson-er9od]

I couldn't handle that part 😂😂😂 I died

[@heylookitsalec2487]

That my friend, is REAL comedy.

[@ekno7556]

I read that as soon as it happened in the video xD

[@personallyvenus4109]

The like ratio

[@GlassySlime]

Well he not wrong

[@himynameishelen]

Mark, thinking of Passenger Pigeons: "Extinct." Carrier pigeons, still very much alive and not extinct: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@sarahfoster2758]

Glad I’m not the only one who went immediately to google over some pigeon facts 😂🐦

[@brightoff]

Just gonna hijack your comment quick to add that the pigeon Ethan was probably thinking of was the homing pigeon.

[@skye1537]

Are they really???

[@AngeredIrken03]

Mark: Who goes first? Tyler: *Rock Paper Scissors movement* Ethan: *also does Rock Paper Scissors movement* Mark: That's not an anSWER???

[@MusicalSoul47]

AngeredIrken03 *HeLp*

[@limitlessizan]

fearyn Ethan: help....

[@seans.silly.little.life.]

Help... **Ethan and Mark burst into laughter**

[@milIyrock]

Mark- Well I didn't write anything sexual. Ethan- Neither did I Tyler- I THOUGHT IT WAS FANFIC

[@owliviabelly]

My two favorite lasagna quotes. “Don’t be lasagna.” And “Shit! Just lasagna.”

[@thebestonehere3503]

Mine is Zoe lasagna

[@idk_ssophia]

What about bitch lasagna?

[@lilcuppy6102]

@@idk_ssophia Bitch lasagna too xD

[@idk_ssophia]

@Lil cuppy I knew it :)

[@caz6810]

@@idk_ssophia t series is better

[@sydayle7214]

I would read a book called "Horses. Presidents?" in a heartbeat, but it HAS to be written by Ethan

[@bethanywallis4672]

I think Tyler is really the only who understands how fanfiction works

[@Virginny]

Nah. It doesn't have to be sexual. I read mostly non sexual fanfiction

[@ollianderharrison4969]

Tyler Adamson It’s likely that they reside in the shallow side or that they’re incredibly careful about their reading. Since there are sites where you can get recs and/or filter the fiction you find

[@erenthebombjaeger]

Tyler Adamson I mean you can usually find non sexual fics if you just pay attention to tags and the description. Sometimes.... at least on AO3...

[@remyuk]

@@tyleradamson3045 bro i read a lot of fanfiction (an alarming amount tbh) and you'd be surprised at how many fics are nonsexual or aren't primarily focused on sex. sure you can find sexual fics pretty easily, but a lot of fics are actually nonsexual. fanfiction being all sex is just a misconception from people who don't read it or don't read a lot of it

[@cheeseca7529]

Virginia Harp In the fluff and slow burn section

[@alikupo]

"Oh no, whoever made this... is deaad." -Ethan

[@littleevergreen8914]

Ali Howlter I freaking saw this comment as Ethan said it. It Was Fate

[@juiceboxith]

Little Evergreen ME TOO OH MY GOD

[@janla1120]

This is why I love Ethan. Lmao.

[@S.C.Lewis1991]

Ali Howlter- Yeah, that got me too. His humor is spot on. 😂 Loved it.

[@marbenmin5878]

The person who animated is a genius.

[@varianttess]

Thanks Kayroos_.

[@kaylakay1241]

It’s funny how “Mark’s Sister” actually looks like 2020 long hair mark

[@isuckateverything.]

I’m starting to think these are children in adult skin

[@zachithian2763]

This reminded me of Silence of the Lambs and now I won't be able to sleep.

[@isuckateverything.]

It PuTs The LoTiAn On ItS sKiN oR eLsE iT gEtS tHe HoSe AgIaN

[@finn_the_human363]

They are 😂

[@samael9589]

i think they might be

[@umhi8759]

We been knew

[@markiplier]

Thank you so much for watching! First, I would like to thank Kayroos for bringing our story to life! And second, I really want to know what you think of this video! We could definitely do this one again if you want it as the possibilities are endless with what we can make!

[@AZinzi]

Markiplier This was an amazing video super funny

[@percy9250]

Markiplier Love the video mark, super entertaining, this is actually the earliest I've ever come to watch a video 😂

[@sneaselbru]

Markiplier Anotha' one plz! 🙃

[@emilywrightsman7117]

Markiplier maarrrkkk if u see this just know u love u and ty for all u do and u hope to see u for many years to come. I wish I could be lucky enough to meet you

[@Snakeofwrath]

Mark you do know that was a women's trench coat, right?

[@Maxicality]

Ethan: "I thought any pidgen could be a carrier pidgen if you train it!" *Mark shakes his head* *Ethan is S H O O K*

[@watermelonbaby2223]

Omg same bro same

[@friedshampoo1794]

Chat Noir -KawaiiCoolMe- *pidgeon

[@ChloGaff]

Chat Noir -KawaiiCoolMe- I'm shook I didn't know that either I had just assumed they stopped training them since there was no need for carrier pigeons

[@watermelonbaby2223]

Chlo gaff same then I realised... they’re an actual breed

[@lemonfetus3815]

Chat Noir -KawaiiCoolMe- pigeon* --Don't you have auto correct..? If not , then you NEED it...

[@arna8221]

mark: "i didnt write anything sexual,,," ethan: "neither did i

[@amyhebblethwaite200]

"Writer's block writer's block writer's block" *Slaps cheek* DUDE SAME STORY OF MY LIFE

[@totallynoticarus]

Ikr

[@EnzoEcho19]

*Jumps up and down* Ethan: God damn it! Writers block! Me: O-O 🎵Welcome to my life🎶

[@florencetan7705]

Woah the moment I read this Ethan said it 🤯

[@amyhebblethwaite200]

Layleh Art block also sucks.

[@rinnohara4586]

same.

[@vamp_germ]

"WHAT? There is non way I can be in dang tiddy!" -Eef Nester, 2017

[@phe356]

sounds like hamlet tbh

[@m_3777]

Ethan looked so heartbroken when mark said “carrier pigeons were extinct”

[@LadyViscera]

They’re not even extinct are they?

[@TheMisterman15]

@@LadyViscera They, happened either during or after ww2

[@camster55687]

@@TheMisterman15 *WW1*

[@TheMisterman15]

@@camster55687 I was close enough, it was going to be one of the two

[@pienromkesromkes4968]

theyre not extomct tho

[@drowsy8092]

the whole thing sounds like its been through google translate many multiple times

[@iampancake7275]

You just gave me a brilliant idea

[@strawberryduchess656]

Seeing how worried Mark was every time he thought something broke/did break on the typewriter... it makes me think that he doesn’t own these.

[@BeesFairyTale]

No, he was too poor!

[@krispynuggies6204]

Big oof

[@dexa6623]

Idk who would buy 3 type writers for one video. They aren't cheap. He was most likely renting them or borrowing them. A lot of that sort of prop stuff would be rented.

[@angelceline_1568]

@@dexa6623 Dude. The man literally has 3 ovens.

[@dexa6623]

@@angelceline_1568 True... Still, with how he is I don't doubt him owning a typewriter, I just don't think he'd have 3.

[@draculah9218]

Ethan: have you written a novel? Tyler: well yes, but technically no

[@andrewkarensmith178]

Mark: *Starts huffing* Ethan: *Stops writing and starts moaning and dancing* Mark: wtf

[@thewrldt_r_i_p_p_i_n2971]

Where tell me where

[@cinnamonbreeze5618]

@@thewrldt_r_i_p_p_i_n2971 around 6:58

[@thewrldt_r_i_p_p_i_n2971]

@@cinnamonbreeze5618 oh ok thank :)

[@greg-tb3dz]

Don’t mind me, I’m just futilely trying to fill the void that Unus Annus left by watching any vids I can with both Mark and Ethan in them

[@Hannah-im7xg]

It’s just not the same 😔

[@click.beetle]

Y e a h-

[@ilicktoeslol]

@@click.beetle ✨The void can only be filled by anime and sparkles✨

[@GarfWRLD_]

@@ilicktoeslol THE VOID IS STILL NOT FILLED!!!!

[@kibstar1]

ethan writing is the most relatable thing i’ve ever witnessed

[@jayseasonevanoff]

And mark's sister was never heard again.

[@LopezArts]

;-;

[@alaradragonlover8450]

ArcyTheAtrocious I was wondering where she went

[@bri965]

ArcyTheAtrocious oml

[@adelefurness4021]

She yurned into boob

[@juniejunebug]

some say she's still on the tour bus, waiting for her brother to return...

[@blank5768]

I love how mark and ethan are always fucking around and Tyler is focusing on what hes doing. Its hilarious

[@sydisposting]

The Savages dude exactly

[@blank5768]

Wow top comment 😲 im amazed!!!

[@bokutokotaro484]

The Savage this is so tru

[@jinissuchamom8802]

When their acting stupid, Tyler always looks into the camera like 'I hate my life.....please kill me" 😂😂

[@orionsbonk]

WHEN EEF STIMMED AND FLAPPED HIS ARMS TO KEEP HIS THOUGHTS FLOWING ,, I BEAMED [6:56]

[@senecarus_whitur]

YES! Someone noticed it!

[@jelly_is_my_queen8747]

Ethan: Fanfiction doesn't always have to be about bonin' Tyler: Well that's all i see on the internet 👉🏽👉🏽 that's my boy tyler

[@kittylynn8487]

Yee

[@jessicadelgado3645]

Mark: WHAT EXCUSE YOU

[@forgotthe_tea6318]

Happy Drangeel oh yay

[@squeak9320]

ARMY REEEEEEEEEEEE

[@jesalynfish5049]

I actually didn't know that about fan fic

[@izzy_studiosroebuck1327]

All I took away from this was, Horse, presidents? LASAGNA Typos Blood and brandy The person who made the type writer is dead

[@mobslaya_4547]

Carrier Pigeons are extinct, can't forget them!

[@cubaku]

*"Are you ready Mrs Nesbit?"* *_Toy story flashbacks_*

[@burnttoaster8669]

I. AM MISSSS. NEZBIT

[@SteampunkHorse]

*slurred* DON'T YOU GETIT???? I'M MISSUS, *_NESBIT_*

[@yukiizumiya7240]

४Darkia_Echomoon४ Snap out of it, Buzz! *slaps Buzz with his own arm*

[@cubaku]

@@yukiizumiya7240 I swear we could have recreated the whole of Toy Story from that point in the comments

[@kaiderman1868]

The look of disappointment when Ethan found out that carrier pigeons are extinct (9:20)

[@BTRLover316]

Ethan: Horses. Presidents. Me: John Mulaney?

[@Dizzybevvie]

There's a horse. *_LoOsE iN a HoSpItAl_*

[@galaxyspice5805]

*that's what i thought you'd say you dumb fucking horse*

[@ruta3595]

AYY

[@theboogeyman2590]

John Mule Aney

[@toxinxs8074]

and you’re a horse.

[@oistere]

"The.. killing games.." Hunger games mark. Hunger games.

[@Dodl1]

Well, it fits the plot... 🤷‍♀️😆

[@oistere]

@@Dodl1 true lol

[@chiaisannoying]

Danganronpa, anybody? No? Just me? Just me aight-

[@oistere]

@@chiaisannoying No no..you have a point.

[@dollpamine]

@@chiaisannoying yeah that's the first thing that I thought of

[@roseycake8536]

Mark: "Back in the year 1922-" Mrs thompson: **flashbacks intensify**

[@Ray-pz7ud]

Ethan, while jumping up and down: WRITER'S BLOCK! I felt that lmao, just creativity block in general

[@moss9558]

"I can get a carrier pigion!" "Carrier pigions are extinct..." "WHAT?!?! 0o0"

[@meanncat3050]

The breed used for carrier pigeons is indeed extinct but you can train any pigeon to be one though

[@geiroveeilertsen7112]

MeannCat Passenger pidgeon are extinct, but they were never used as carrier pidgeons. Homing pidgeons were used as carrier pidgeons.

[@TheAkinomek]

Now we know what Tyler does in his free time. ... writes crankiplier

[@aims634]

Lilith Blackfyre Jup XD

[@greenyweeny106]

uwu

[@bencegodina3923]

Noone: Me trying to write an essay for history class tomorrow: WRITER'S BLOCK WRITER'S BLOCK WRITER'S BLOCK!!!

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

9:49 Ethan: "Believe in yourself and you can make this story come to life!" Tyler: **Looks away in shame knowing that he doesn't want this story to come to life-**

[@amyhebblethwaite200]

"MY FATHER WILL BE HEARING ABOOT THIS" Geez, Draco, calm down.. Don't you think Lucius has heard enough?

[@amandatress8918]

Amy Hebblethwaite 😂😂 ok you are my favorite person in the comments section

[@kaytroxell4874]

oh my god...........

[@personifiedsmol3168]

Same, also, GRAMMAR, Draco

[@acreativename9186]

Amy Hebblethwaite Yea, Harry Potter 😂👌

[@adelinaberzins2139]

Amy Hebblethwaite yesyesyesyesyesyesyes😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😆😆😆😆😆😉😆

[@firockfinion3326]

Shakespeare would be proud. Or maybe jealous.

[@Feardrivenpossum]

Firock Finion Shakespeare would steal this story if he were still alive

[@trevorwolfe3439]

max finally i've finally found another nekomimi loving person like me I can tell you love them like me by your pic.

[@z3ldafanjuli3]

Firock Finion Or banging his head against a wall.😹😹😹

[@ifuckedyourdad709]

Firock Finion lol

[@kaitlynlouviere4830]

*Oh nO! wHoEvEr MaDe ThIs Is DeAd...* Beautiful words, Ethan.

[@Alexander-bz6rk]

Anyone else watching Markiplier Makes after the ending of Unus Annus because they miss Mark/Ethan joint content

[@thebois8844]

YESSSS

[@dawnstarfirecrest2678]

Yep

[@zoebrunner6550]

MEEEEEEE

[@zoebrunner6550]

Tyler is just an added bonus

[@Asylia5911]

*Horses. Presidents?* W-...was that a John Mulaney reference?

[@rachelwaln4728]

yep-A-roo *bucko*

[@aducia]

When Tyler’s inner demons tried to escape I wheezed so hard it hurt (2:37)

[@umbraexe3069]

😂😂

[@snowdoggy8039]

It actually says inner demon if you put it on English Subtitles

[@isabell9269]

@@snowdoggy8039 no i dont think it does-

[@isabell9269]

@@snowdoggy8039 nvm i see it

[@fenrirlive]

i cant help but notice your user 😂

[@treadowtvbv]

Mark:Now who would like to go first? *Ethan and Tyler get ready for rock paper scissors* Mark:That's not an answer... Ethan:Help *Gestures for him to get ready for rock paper scissors* Mark: *Laughs*

[@LizanneGlasgow]

As a writer for nearly 15 years, Ethan’s approach to writing was a whole mood! 😂 The part about having a rapid fire brain and not being able to translate it into writing was especially a mood. That takes a lot of practice and patience with yourself.

[@sweettea5430]

*TEE HEE POWER OF LOVE* *WEEZZZE*

[@toadstools8372]

I read this exactly as it happened 😂

[@seaBBB]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

[@Sakura-vd6yb]

@@toadstools8372 I was just about to comment that XD

[@HELLO-jk1it]

I think it was supposed to be *T he* or something like that, but it's still funny!😂

[@ABANDONED23456]

KaWaIi DeSu~ AuGgHhHhHHhH-