Real Doctor Reacts To CoComelon Medical Scenes

[@kaylacollett2581]

I feel for Doctor Mike's possible future kids. Kid- "Daddy play doctor with me." Mike- " YOURE DOING IT WRONG!" Then proceeds to tell go into a long winded medical lesson with a 3 year old.

[@shealwaysread]

"Daddy, kiss my boo boo" "EW! NO! PUT IT UNDER CLEAN WATER! NO NEED FOR KISSES, SON!"

[@kaylacollett2581]

@@shealwaysread yesss lol poor kid.

[@websterri]

I love how you say that like its somehow a bad thing.... Teaching the correct way to do things at a young age is never a bad thing.

[@kaylacollett2581]

@@websterri 🤣 Get a sense of humor dude. It's not that serious.

[@shealwaysread]

@@websterri we're just joking around, dude. Chill😂😂

[@zoinksss1372]

“This is like propaganda for children.” Really got me.

[@CosmicFishFaced]

Same

[@iaaf_nw2367]

I have yet to watch the full video. I have been spoiled due to the foolishness of my own actions

[@estherluciano9623]

Where's the lie tho? 🤣

[@ninjasoraxx2]

More like MK Ultra for kids

[@rorydonaldson2794]

It's funny because it's true. These kid orientated videos are designed to rope them in and milk the views the house hence the 100 billion views. At least the videos we saw weren't full of blatant misinformation

[@tttITA10]

Toddler: has barely formed his spinal curvatures. Doctor Mike: YouR dAd iS WoRkiNg Out FoR yOU!

[@antarctica7614]

LMFOAOAOAO FAXXXX

[@ginnyjollykidd]

I used to work out as a child just barely out of toddler-ship with my mom to Jack Lalanne. I'm not sure if I did more jumping around than exercising per se, but it was j just as well. Mom felt she needed the exercise. Jack Lalanne seemed fun to me to watch, and being with Mom was a great bonding time.

[@astrid8678]

LMAO *I made the 668th likes*

[@Tweek_reallylovesCraig]

"🎵u probably need a x-ray at a urgent care 🎵" killed me

[@zeebunny3]

Lets fix this

[@joshuawhite8837]

Then how are you still alive to write this comment?????

[@GurjantSingh-ci4so]

Fr 😂

[@adoseofcare]

Little children like Bandaids for everything. It's comforting to them. As a mother and a health care professional, I am okay with giving out Bandaids, even if they're not "needed" for the specific wound.

[@yourneighborhoodana4584]

My cousin wears bandaids without any reason. She literally just likes bandaids.

[@michaeIstephens]

@@yourneighborhoodana4584 that's amazing

[@mariajaneasbury2841]

When i was younger i used bandaids on all of my stuffed animals and on me because they were just fun to play with! I approve and support of the children bandaid movement

[@ginnyjollykidd]

I wanted Bactine because it kept the wound from stinging. Mom & Dad never got it, tho. They stayed with washing it and bandaging it. But big bandages didn't stick on enough to cover knee scrapes. Just as well. Dad said, "Ya gotta eat a peck o' dirt before you die." It meant that one gets exposed to the environment and builds resistance to it. The proper response after encountering such in an accident is, "Sure, but I don't want it all at once!" However there is such a thing as pica eating. People sometimes do this (like eating clay or other non - food item) because the body craves some deficient nutrient.

[@josheej7352]

Yes weeper s

[@diyapradeep7058]

I love how Dr. Mike is slowly jamming to those rhymes and then randomly gets triggered at the misinformation 😂

[@longkidkoolstar]

Why no comments

[@user-qc7bo1yd1l]

Now There Is

[@DaughterOfZeus0]

Lol

[@Frozenbucky]

Fr

[@Bryan-br8lq]

One reason: relatability. Check Cocomelon's description if you don't believe me.

[@00kidney]

3:30 so who is gonna buy Doctor Mike his first head mirror here?

[@chuuatekimlipthecookie]

I can’t afford it lol

[@honeyb.21]

He already has one

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest KZbinr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear late

[@patrickelliott2169]

Or explain to him, after he specifically showed a picture of how it was being used, that you" put it down over your eye and looked through the hole. lol

[@Real28]

@@honeyb.21 BIG FOREHEAD JOKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROASTED!

[@GamingWithVictor_]

The fact that Mike is getting so excited over a children's show is so funny

[@Gracell0]

Oh no cockymelon is hacking Mike's brain

[@jotchava]

Ikr.. the fact that that's a fact, too... SO FUNNY

[@KateriHope]

love how my bro is just vibing tothe song

[@kufod]

"I stubbed my toe over there" CHEST COMPRESSIONSCHEST COMPRESSIONSCHEST COMPRESSIONS

[@Bella.grace.w]

LOL

[@CT--AkaRex]

Lol

[@papervbox]

TOE COMPRESSIONS TOE COMPRESSIONS????

[@frootparrot4581]

@@papervboxLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yanlina.l.6013]

@@papervbox PFFFFFFFFFT-

[@Everettalla]

“Daddy, It’s not exercise if you’re doing it for the teddy.” Killed me 😂

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

Same

[@erinbcynot2372]

Me to lol

[@batcat3640]

Lol

[@Wondariel]

Same🤣

[@isha4461]

So are you alive right now?

[@lawnerd80]

Sign that Doctor Mike is not a parent: you don't need band aid if you have no open wound.... Dr. Mike a band aid fixes everything and will stop crying in world record time. Band aids are magical.

[@giamare855]

This is 100% teacher and child minder approved 😂

[@Jessiegirlcasual]

Ice packs are the fix all around my house.

[@ManassehBB]

🤣 yes, especially the cartoon band aids, they make everything better!

[@AnaDiaz-wz4cf]

@@Jessiegirlcasual are you a school nurse?!

[@kaitan4160]

But only if they are colorfull and have cars or unicorns on them. the good old brown ones dont always have that magic.

[@Simpliie-Aubrgoo]

3:13 - 3:15 "SHE DIDN'T CUT HER FOOT SHE DOESN'T NEED A BANDAGE THESE BABIES AND THEIR BANDAGES" got me dead

[@haleychappell4131]

the anger he has towards coco melon is hilarious

[@bonge_Spob2857]

I think your talking about That Vegan Teacher.

[@Never_GamePlayZ]

@@bonge_Spob2857 she does?

[@hiimluna2069]

@@Never_GamePlayZ ya she does

[@FlagCutie]

This is nothing compared to the loathing Dan Murrell has for it lol

[@flxco2]

@@Never_GamePlayZ Yean ikr she's got more mad over the for teaching them, how too milk a cow.

[@xKasraKiani]

I Can't stop laughing at how aggressive and serious Dr.Mike is taking these videos

[@beckystutzman6899]

Lol me too!!! 😂🤣😂

[@katralla01]

Yah he has never delt with young kids who are obsessed with band aids. I chalk it up to placebo effect for kids just like kisses 💋

[@clairem7304]

Yeah it's what we're here for lol

[@townhouse09]

Alternate title: Dr. Mike easily getting triggered at an innocent children’s show

[@Lee-ch8og]

The way he said, “little cocomelon baby”😂😂

[@georgiawild4332]

Child: "Ouch, mommy, I fell." Mom: "Child, you're bleeding. I can tell." Dr. Mike: "Mom, are you a DOCTOR?!"

[@robbycooper6787]

The fact that coco Mellon managed to grow beyond KZbin and become mainstream is scary

[@miso-mia]

“THESE BABIES WITH THESE BANDAGES ARE THEY SPONSERED”got me laughing so hard it made me make my baby sister laugh-

[@riahk1739]

Lol same

[@KellyDunbar]

when i saw this i burst outta laughter

[@abigailethiopia3362]

Lol😂😂 what does the kiss do

[@ceilinh6004]

"You have to put the stethoscope in your ears, little cocomelon baby!" IDK why, but "little cocomelon baby" made me laugh.

[@SimplyNicaise]

I started cracking up

[@EmmyJeanBean]

Is it sad that I actually know what the CoCoMelon baby's name is

[@sylviasmiley1721]

He was so upset by that too. I was like calm down! Little cocomelon baby has time to learn still!

[@subboxjunkie8298]

I paused just laugh cause his passion for “in you ears little cocomelon baby !” 🤣🤣

[@emartinezacc]

@@EmmyJeanBean nah, I have a toddler, I know JJ's name too lol

[@EquestrianHaze_Edits]

I love how Coco Melon was like “He’ll check your weight he’ll check your hight” and Doktor Mike was like “THEY will check your weight and THEY will check your hight” Not every doctor is a male “Coco Melon”!

[@lokiisswag4873]

We love a woke doctor

[@riggysbiggestfan-]

*but jj is a boy*

[@RupinderKaur-qm1mh]

@@riggysbiggestfan- by he’ll, coco melon was addressing the doctor and mike was correcting it because it can be any gender.

[@dholekisan8445]

Yes

[@greenpiersystem]

I don't think it necessarily has to be about gender; yes, both genders can be doctors, I'm not arguing that, but most clinics and hospitals have 500 nurses that do each part of intake and checkup before the main doctor even sees you (where I live, every doctor's office or healthcare facility I've been to had one nurse to take you back and get your height and weight, then they'd leave, them another one would come over, take your blood pressure with the automatic machine then bring you to the patient room and leave, then another nurse would come in and do any basic things needed (checking medication list, basic physical, checking what you are here for) and write it down in the computer then leave, THEN the doctor would come in. So the "THEY will check your weight, THEY will check your height" to me sounds also like a reference to the fact that multiple nurses take the vitals sometimes before the doctor sees the patient.

[@J4NJOUN4]

Mike: when we check the lungs we listen from the back * points at back *, when we check the heart we listen from the front * smacks chest* we don’t put stethoscopes on patients faces *points at face *

[@nevergonnagiveuupnevergonn6244]

“Why do we check from the back” “Cause the lungs are at the back” “That answers my question, *Moving On!* “ Why does this represent my argument skill this much, why

[@nievelewis5281]

Yes,it does!!!

[@amandawade8003]

🤣

[@silverink1824]

This also explains how the blood eagle was done because the lungs are in the back do not look up the blood eagle you will be scarred for life and if you're into that sort of thing then go for it

[@amandawade8003]

@@silverink1824 exactly!! And yes, I know what it is.

[@silverink1824]

@@amandawade8003 I want to make sure that not only just was it clear how the blood eagle is done but like what it even implies if it makes any sense

[@JavoniaStylesU]

"THESE BABIES WITH THESE BANDAGES. ARE THEY SPONSORED?!" 😂😂😂😂

[@bakugoscrustyhair1354]

I was crying

[@Vhykieoffiong]

@@bakugoscrustyhair1354 same😂😂. People are sleeping around me so I’m trying not to laugh out.

[@bakugoscrustyhair1354]

@@Vhykieoffiong I woke up my sis who was in the same room as me at four am😂😂😂

[@Vhykieoffiong]

@@bakugoscrustyhair1354 😂😂

[@mochii_dxrling8605]

@@bakugoscrustyhair1354 With laughter!!!

[@laser8389]

Head mirror thing: the concavity would focus the light on a smaller area so the same amount of light is more concentrated and therefore brighter. I don't remember the correct terminologies, but it's analogous to pressure. The light that hits the reflector (let's say it's ~6 in^2) is reflected onto a smaller surface area on the patient, but the total amount of light stays the same, making the intensity (light per unit area, like pressure is force per unit area) increase. And the hole is so you can put it over your eye and still see through it, so you can line the light up exactly where you need it.

[@omvaidya834]

Person: has a heart attack Toddler: “a bandage and a kiss just right….” 😂

[@linley-jane7878]

😂

[@linley-jane7878]

@Bad Boys Boogie 😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@mariaf9547]

Fire burning the building down Toddler: iAm A fiRE FiGhTEr, A gReaT GrEAt FirEFiGhtER

[@jonquilgemstone]

Person: Healed because of the cuteness

[@KRAMPUS_yay]

School nurse: *icepack lol*

[@bobbill4032]

Kid: Got Hit by a car Mom: Oh No Oh No, what happend to you *sings franticaly*

[@Littl3potatoch1p]

When?

[@bobbill4032]

Its just a real life example of the stupid cocomelon

[@lr_laura]

🤣🤣

[@uwdg4kjm628]

Cocomelon logics 😂😂

[@angrynoodletwentyfive6463]

Kid: I got hit by a subaru! chorus: The driver sped up and drove away, but a band aid will make you feel ok!

[@ZackSeifMusic]

As a music teacher I’ve heard some nauseating and repetitive songs in my time. But my oh my this music was torture 😂

[@ginnyjollykidd]

Oh, like, "This is the song that never ends..."? 😂

[@blu_223]

Then why are you crying in laughter

[@ProjectEurobeat]

Agreed

[@juliefarrell6688]

@@ginnyjollykidd it just goes on and on my friend

[@ZackSeifMusic]

@Purpleberry [KZbin] Aie \m/

[@CharlotteAland]

While watching this I found the place on your leg where the doctors check your muscles and I'm having to much fun with it

[@s1lly-l1l-scr1bblzz]

Technically it’s the reflexes they check! (Sorry I’m not trying to be rude, also i know it’s like really fun!)

[@CharlotteAland]

@@s1lly-l1l-scr1bblzz it's fine I'm just having fun :)

[@ChangesConstant]

Dr mike: screams to toddlers for not being medically accurate Me: YES

[@FirewormTheTiny]

*everyone liked that*

[@juliefarrell6688]

*gives you 69 likes *

[@Magic_Venoah]

Hehe

[@LG4EVR1808]

Dr Mike getting angry at cartoon toddlers is the best thing since he used to get in fights with his plant lol

[@nudgeplayz1090]

Bro what the fu...

[@elisabethsun7059]

Yeah

[@amittesukku]

Can't believe I forgot about the plant! Thanks for that throwback :D

[@texasballunofficial]

Well... plants are alive you know?

[@pastorjackkasongo4543]

@@texasballunofficial PLANTS ARE ALIVE!?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@thabimajija856]

Dr Mike is VERY aggressive towards these babies, when they're doctoring wrong 🤣

[@linley-jane7878]

😂

[@KPR0308]

The show is made by adults, I'd be concerned too if the adults making this had this little basic medical knowledge.

[@McChicken94]

@@KPR0308 Why would you be concerned? They are writers not actual doctors. They have a basic knowledge of doctors and medicine like most people.

[@KPR0308]

@@McChicken94 they put a bandaid on a hit foot.

[@robinchen5458]

@@KPR0308 thats what many parents do right? Even though it may only have an effect mentally for the child

[@OmarAlfaress]

0:28 "Dad, it’s not exercise if you do it for the teddy." I'M DEAD 💀💣

[@laveena6390]

Parents: "Eat your vegetables to grow strong and tall." Mike: " Sleep to grow strong and tall." Me: "aight."

[@TinNguyen-rl2xr]

Me : barely does neither and I'm about the height of my mother and I haven't even went through most of puberty

[@tntrose7285]

@@TinNguyen-rl2xr how tall is your mom?

[@TinNguyen-rl2xr]

@@tntrose7285 I don't know

[@natnew3544]

Yeah i will go with doc mike

[@Caitlin288]

I do these and I’m still a shrimp

[@AlLiberali]

"This is like propaganda for children" USSR & USA during cold war: Amateurs

[@artfulcord]

North Korea laughing pretty hard right now

[@amandawade8003]

🤣🤣🤣

[@morganmorrison3062]

@@amandawade8003 hi pretty

[@atarajacobs3305]

Hitler in his grave- rolls in unimpressivement

[@lima6022]

4:53 Doctor mike's editor needs a big round of applause LMAO😂😂😂

[@Totallynotcucurucho]

He is just laughing at the kids and singing I love it! 😂🐸

[@JSTPPodcast]

4:41 “WE DO NOT PUT THE STETHOSCOPE ON PEOPLES FACES.” - pure common doctorate sense

[@GeckyWecky]

“Hmmm yes, let me listen to your tongue. Yep seems healthy!”

[@blueberrydragon2247]

@@GeckyWeckyxD

[@GIGI_GAM]

Ggagagaggaga

[@maksiono1488]

"Sleep is really good for growth" School: Im going to pretend I didn't hear that.

[@urmother101]

Nah but fr like school really be stunting my already limited growth 🙄🙄 the audacity 😤

[@elisabethsun7059]

I look like I’m 4 years older thanks to my height despite sleeping late

[@SooClassy]

That’s cuz y’all be going to bed at midnight n only get 5 hours of sleep

[@bryancurdi451]

You know that is the student's fault for not sleeping early

[@krishnier1576]

@@bryancurdi451 school is promoting that.

[@naynayrocks9]

"YOU HAVE TO PUT THE STETHOSCOPE IN YOUR EARS LITTLE COCOMELON BABY" 🤣

[@Cbee435]

Bruh, this had me dying🤣🤣🤣

[@Yaka937]

“BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM”

[@ChloeTheClone]

not me who destroyed the 200 likes

[@ForestMystical]

😂

[@miso-mia]

😂😂😂😂

[@_Yongboks_brownie_]

I think this is an excuse for Mike to watch Cocomelon 😂

[@santasliwa8965]

The title should be : Dr. Mike roasting cocomelon for 8 minutes and 8 seconds 😂

[@elisabethsun7059]

Yes

[@lakendraburdette2247]

Never thought I would ever laugh so hard at a doctor yelling at cartoon babies that they don’t need a bandage for everything 🤣🤣🤣

[@linley-jane7878]

😂

[@ASJ1979]

Same here 🤣🤣🤣 But there is also this thing with kids called "Band-aid magic", the psychological effect of a band aid. Plus "monkey see, monkey do"

[@sashinimadushanidissanayak7637]

😄🤭

[@linley-jane7878]

@@ASJ1979 this is also true.

[@autumn_star11]

Dr Mike: "It's like propaganda for children, make them listen to it all day and they'll listen" Me (with a toddler): ha! Tried that, nothing makes a3 year old listen when they don't want to lol

[@theoncomingstorm9836]

Hella tru

[@cjwestover4527]

Also. My three year old makes ME listen to this all day 😭

[@autumn_star11]

@@cjwestover4527 lol good point!

[@galacticlouds155]

Don't make them listen to this , it gives cancer

[@juliarunn5009]

My little brothers love this show and yep I agree 😂😂. Toddlers are so difficult to deal with haha

[@annoyinggamer1536]

0:03 Mike sings Cocomelon is a fun show 0:28 Mike compliments 0:41 Mike compliments again 0:55 Mike sings lalalalala 1:00 Mike becomes sad 1:29 Mike says a random thing 1:43 OuChIe 2:16 Mike becomes clever 2:36 Mike says a good thing 3:14 Mike becomes angry and think it's sponsored 4:10 Mike becomes good 4:53 Mike starts exploding 5:43 Mike not being himself 6:12 CHECK THE TEMPERATURE

[@kaverisartmusicbooks2854]

When he said “you probably need an X-ray at an urgent care” I started laughing so hard 😂😀😅

[@kattack4997]

Ratio

[@BeanKally]

@@kattack4997 patio I’ll get the furniture, you be the patio

[@-person-9700]

@@BeanKally patio

[@aspenp6671]

Same!!

[@MKWDDNG]

Same🤣🤣

[@dabolife1]

Just realised you can save someone's life by kissing him/her.

[@idkanymore9894]

Yes 😂

[@hans7500]

Sounds like a disney tradition

[@doapin6240]

Yep

[@sanchi7410]

No please 😂😂

[@gothichuman1865]

Omg yesss

[@galix_c]

So aggressive when he said “little cocomelon baby” lmao

[@Cokelover14]

That was favorite part lol

[@jamienaughton7359]

You probably need an x-ray at an urgent care made me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@himanshivashishth6873]

At this point, Dr Mike will react to almost anything related to medical stuff

[@kagomeshuko]

So?

[@MJsGuardAngel]

As he should. Imagine he’d start to react to quantum physics and rocket sciences…then we’d have a problem.

[@lightyagami6307]

Why not

[@hercilia7]

I’m so weak, this mans is really telling a BABY to listen for the systolic😂

[@imgowrinair]

ikr ....i was wheezing when he said that 😂

[@leana2922]

“I don’t think it’s called sutures on stuffed animals, it’s called stitches” 😂

[@haifamansour24]

That cracked me up 😂😂

[@Ralphies_Mom]

Lol, or sewing. Seam.

[@amandawade8003]

That was freaking hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewhodkinson4524]

Dear Doctor Mike you are the funniest Doctor I've ever known off. Keep up the fantastic work and I wish your channel lots of good luck for the Future.

[@tay9735]

Me, who has a musical degree: "IT'S A TRIANGLE" Dr mike: "oh wow another cowbell"

[@juliarunn5009]

*ling ling disproves*

[@tay9735]

@@juliarunn5009 Ling Ling: rage

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

I believe that he said “needs more cowbell”. It’s an old snl joke with Will Ferrell.

[@tay9735]

@@lynnwilhoite6194 yeah lol I got the reference

[@juliarunn5009]

@@lynnwilhoite6194 I love that skit, I didn’t hear mike say cowbell but when I read op’s comment I could only see will Ferrell aggressively hitting the cowbell in my mind 😂

[@Skye08Star]

“Is Cody a veterinarian”, had me crying. 😂 But valid question,..Cody! 🤔

[@RazorSaysRawr]

I've always wanted to be one. So there's your answer. :P

[@specialnewb9821]

Cody wants to be a teacher.

[@RazorSaysRawr]

@@specialnewb9821 I'd be down with that.

[@karensquad9200]

i thought that said vegetarian not veterinarian XD

[@specialnewb9821]

@@RazorSaysRawr revealed in the career day video. His teacher got a little emotional.

[@niharika198911]

The music on this show makes me feel like I’m slowly descending into madness 😆

[@theemeralddj1]

I'm only 17 and if I have kids and these kind of nursery rymes are the thing they enjoy most, I don't know if I can handle listening to this on the daily

[@IceyLizard]

@@theemeralddj1 So not as bad as people think just put it on as background noise and do something else lol. At least that;s what I do since it's been either Little baby bum or Cocomelon that calm my son down. It's when he wants Christmas songs in July that are the problem -.-

[@somerandomartist2176]

Me too

[@olivine92]

Welcome to the hell of all toddler parents

[@collinzink6081]

😂😂😂

[@hatsunemikuizc00Lxxts]

"WHEN WE CHECK LUNGS WE CHECK FROM THE *aggressive back tap* BACK. WHEN WE CHECK THE HEART WE *aggressive chest tap* CHECK IN THE FRONT." funniest line because of the aggression-

[@TheDanaYiShow]

dr mike singing: "you probably need an x-ray at an urgent care" 😂😂😂

[@jessicaluk74]

I just can't 😂😂😂

[@GeorgyKong]

Sam: "Why do you do the lungs from the back?" Doctor Mike: "Cause the lungs are in the back." Me: *That was savage*

[@thj_4623]

I had no clue they were in the lungs

[@Vixen-debo]

But it isn’t savage and you can’t get offended because he wasn’t trying to be savage

[@YanaTheArt1st]

Hllo

[@uicornpoorainbows]

My kids love putting bandaids on everything. My 2yr old is loving this episode of yours.

[@sabrinasuleiman6781]

My kids too, thanks to coco melon LOL!

[@juliarunn5009]

My little brothers believe that bandaids basically have magical healing properties and I’m not about to tell them otherwise 😂😂

[@KiwiBubbles]

I experienced this when I was little, my brother too. It hurts? PUT A BANDAID ON IT! No you don't need one- MOMMY GIVE ME A BANDAID!! ok fine. *IT FEELS BETTER* I'm pretty sure it was psychological lol

[@uicornpoorainbows]

@@juliarunn5009 yup that's my kids.

[@uicornpoorainbows]

@@KiwiBubbles definitely is.

[@Sanskriti_122]

Never in my life I taught mike would be entertained in cocmelon

[@HouseMDaddict]

I feel like I'd go crazy if I ever watched this show. The music and singing is driving me nuts 😭😭😭😭

[@ChiNguyen-rb5ic]

Yes

[@qtlcmora3036]

As someone whose 3 yr old sister watches this daily, I can confirm you *will* go crazy (Not in a good way).

[@sak_1017]

@@qtlcmora3036 i can feel your pain

[@joellovy8833]

You will never know YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

[@lilblondiebear]

It's worse than you think

[@quit.only.on.tiktok]

As an older sister to a baby who watches cocomelon 24/7 I agree and I have all the songs stuck in my head

[@chromatic-doodlieus09]

I pity you, apparently nursery rhymes tend to glue stick to your mind. Keep your sanity

[@jamietoon96]

Yes.

[@smal5504]

ayo same

[@MthXtreme1353]

2 years ago, my little cousin used to watch cocomelon *all day* I feel you Edit: She doesn’t watch them anymore

[@akosuadiamond2731]

Exactly, watching this my little brother came to stand next to me thinking I was watching cocomelon now I hate it. 😒

[@nevagornagibewop1284]

0:28 I’d be very concerned if the teddy bear starts working out on its own.

[@andrewgagne4465]

Your pfp is my face if it starts moving

[@MilkIsTheOne]

Suddenly muscles starts to bulge out

[@charityberthiaume3738]

OH GOSH MY TEDDY FALLS ON MY FACE SOMETIMES....IS IT ALIVE?!?!?!?!

[@dogadventures2490]

@@charityberthiaume3738 bro It’s not alive 😭 where does it fall on ur face or maybe u accidentally dropped it

[@veenaflxralwhvspr]

I'd be like "Where the heck am I living"

[@princess_tamia_25]

“CocoMelon feels like propaganda for children.” Incredibly accurate.

[@kekort2]

"Someone needs to tell these children that you don't need a bandaid if there's no open wound." Clearly Dr. Mike hasn't spent a lot of time around toddlers. Sometimes you give the bandaid because it will make them stop crying. Kids love bandaids, and they think they fix everything.

[@mrssgtteddybear6750]

Sometimes you buy them 200 bandaids for Christmas every year.

[@amandalim3330]

Bonus points if the band aid has their favourite show/character printed on them

[@Mama_Bear524]

My middle guy put bandaids on his lip 😂. And on his face. No reason. Not hurt. My youngest is 9 and still uses them needlessly a LOT 🤦‍♀️ 😂

[@nonirosie]

My 6yo girl is obsessed with bandaids...

[@NeonAnt]

I thought it was really sweet that the child was copying what his mother did by putting the band-aid on the stuffed animal and giving it a kiss. And the teacher clearly knew that she didn't need a band-aid, but she still went on and exaggerated for the kids and let them "fix" her. Even if the band-aids weren't necessary there, when those kids do get an open wound, the child will automatically know to get the band-aid.

[@shareenaovermeyer8110]

The way Dr Mike was rocking back and forth and making his own songs 😁

[@goodgollymissmolly7624]

This baby has AMAZING precision, fine motor skills, and range of motion for being an infant who can’t even talk yet.

[@Bryan-br8lq]

Who are you talking about?

[@cinnamoncresis]

doctor Mike in a nutshell: will put a fight up against anyone who doesn’t have medical knowledge

[@pikazacian242]

“I hear you coughing Mommy can tell” Yes, you can hear, you aren’t deaf, good job 👏🏻 👏🏻

[@linley-jane7878]

😇

[@treefrog1018]

Haha. Even deaf people can tell when people are coughing. 🤣

[@pikazacian242]

@@treefrog1018 Yeah, but the line specifically says hear

[@haylimorgan6345]

I have a niece who likes cocomelon and I asked the same thing

[@mikeyhart240]

Is nobody gonna talk about Doctor Mike’s singing skill? OKAY?!

[@eclipseluna-jw1wv]

You can tell he never took a music class, but the potential is there🤣 I’ve always done super well in music classes and the off-beat syllables killed me😭

[@hhoop3876]

I know, it's horrible

[@avaisakovski3393]

I have never thought Dr.Mike would wake up one day and say “you know what...... Today I want to react to Cocomelon”

[@pujarai8202]

🤣🤣

[@kutanra]

An urgent x-ray Mike? For a stubbed toe? I don't even live in a country where that is a ridiculously costly endeavor and I think it is extreme overkill XD

[@ilanelsen8321]

Trying not to swear in front of the kids is more important than an urgent x-ray

[@jessicafreeborn4997]

His anger at the improper use of a stethoscope just made my day 😂

[@zeven57]

You're the only person on earth that can make me listen to 8 full minutes of Cocomelon songs without me complaining at all

[@user-dpscriberz]

"This is like propaganda for children" Really got me.

[@JamesThePokemonHunter]

When you copy the comment above yours exactly:

[@c.w.r.794]

Sad but true

[@donnadees1971]

I read an article of nasty comments about animated cartoons- for kids - I’m 82, and absolutely LOVED animated cartoons, and WANTED TO LIVE IN THEM.

[@tchaney3777]

“Dr. Mike, The Musical Episode” is needed, along with the random venting.

[@lancerchoate3342]

Not sure which was funnier, the medical inaccuracies or Sam’s giggling.

[@linley-jane7878]

😂

[@Vixen-debo]

Mike is slowly getting consumed by his anger of medical misinformation

[@elisabethsun7059]

Yes

[@berybloxx]

The sarcasm is killing me, I love him and Sam makes it so much better

[@sauronsrighthandman301]

"Because the lungs are in the back." Ah. So that's why people die quietly when you stab them in the back. Know your anatomy, potential assassins!

[@downcat4665]

You win this comment section

[@elisabethsun7059]

Lol

[@rainbowpotato2627]

Noted

[@anonym-yj2qk]

Good. *proceeds to note*

[@juliahkatebatindaan7094]

best comment!

[@Far-kc4cc]

I love how childish Mike is and yet really really relaxed

[@bleachalicious5915]

Dr Mike : "sleeping will make you taller" Me who sleeps 10 hours a day and sitting on 5'2 : 👁️👄👁️

[@km5214]

That’s only for little kids

[@epilepticfrog4673]

@@km5214 not true. It's important in all your development

[@km5214]

@@epilepticfrog4673 I mean you won’t grow taller once you matured completely.

[@memyselfandi7095]

It may be just your genetics then.

[@Vaderist.]

Atleast sleep 9 hours rather then 10

[@abigailethiopia3362]

Every one loves sleeping bro (ps when you said banoscibae killed me😂)

[@TheShadyKnight]

Imagine breaking in to Mike’s house and seeing a grown man watching Cocomelon

[@emmasweeney3655]

LOL!

[@emmasweeney3655]

I'd laugh till i fell over!

[@nelsonfernandez4764]

LOL LOL LOL you got me there.

[@DaughterofAnubis]

Well, that would be humiliating for both individuals.

[@dribbletwins]

I WAS THINIKING OF THAT BROO😂

[@Adrian-Maxwell]

Teacher: -stubs her toe; Dr Mike: she needs an x-ray. MIKE IT'S JUST A STUBBED TOE

[@ligiabonfanti3493]

ordering unnecessary exaaaaams?

[@homieridvanboss8219]

we don't know it might get cancer

[@shadykermit2187]

That was exactly what I was thinking😂

[@arifhossain9751]

@@ligiabonfanti3493 No papa

[@douglaspires490]

@@homieridvanboss8219 i

[@noctusviolet]

DID HE JSUT CORRECTED THE PRONOUNS? thats the sweetest thing ever

[@envy2853]

EXACTLY

[@austintoney2169]

He's awesome for this, he always makes a point to correct pronouns when they're used incorrectly.

[@perkunasmiskinis6839]

where-?? i watched whole video i somewhere did not catch it..

[@perkunasmiskinis6839]

was it something not subtitled?

[@blueintc2]

just, not jsut

[@Paperbackbones]

“ This is like propaganda for children. You make them listen to this all day so they actually listen to you.” Killed me. 😂😂😂

[@deafricangoat9623]

Me : starts to vibe to the song a little." Dr Mike: Interrupts with his medically knowledgeable voice

[@kazoo4987]

“They have the healthiest stuffed-animals up in this joint” indeed they do.

[@stephaniewayman6850]

This is essentially what my husband and I do when we watch baby shows with our kids. We just say sarcastic thing under our breath lol

[@1Thunderfire]

Can relate when I've watched stuff with my niece and nephews. 😁

[@ilanelsen8321]

Six little cousins. I can totally relate

[@cheneethompson5756]

Same here! Except I used to babysit a little boy He always watched mickey mouse clubhouse, and had a tablet where he watched cocomelon vids That little boy is about to graduate elementary school

[@KMMHRN99]

"Little CocOmeLoN baby" had me dying

[@Nothingtoseehearorknow]

You were so funny in this video that I couldn’t stop laughing! “He doesn’t need a BANDAGE!” 😂😂😂 That’s me with my kids lol.

[@ju-yuanchueh8444]

My brother literally had an itchy red spot and he put a band aid on it.

[@Nothingtoseehearorknow]

@@ju-yuanchueh8444 I understand. I used to work at a pre-k and band aids were the most magical and most consumed cure-all in the classroom. My mom was a nurse though, so my sister and I didn’t get bandaids until we needed stitches and stitches until a limb was falling off lol. I guess that kind of stuck with me. I’ll definitely give my kids a bandaid if it’s bleeding or going into a germy environment though and stitches whenever needed.

[@ginnyjollykidd]

There's always kiss it and make it better. Or like Dr. Mike says, irrigate it. Even if it isn't needed, there's nothing wrong with it, and it's practically free.

[@ginnyjollykidd]

@@Nothingtoseehearorknow Your mom sounds like my mom (not a nurse, tho). She also said not to call her at work unless it's an emergency like broken bones or gushing blood. I guess breaking a pencil point off in my foot was emergency enough. (_Totally_ an accident)

[@ginnyjollykidd]

I did get big bandages when I skinned my knees, sometimes pretty deeply. Wash with soap, dry, and cover with bandage. In early days a kiss to make it better.

[@ligiabonfanti3493]

I'd be fun to have lyrics for children that said: His heart has stopped He's technically dead Do chest compressions Until it's futile to continue

[@amytherouge6515]

OMG. Then parents will report Cocomelon right? Lol. I am ok with it. because I am a pewdiepie fan.

[@dead4gaming779]

@@amytherouge6515 same

[@dead4gaming779]

@@amytherouge6515 im aslo a pewdiepie fan.

[@TheRoganExperiencexx]

@@amytherouge6515 what?😭😭😭

[@1toosaucay]

Mom what is chest compressions

[@Youaregreat101]

I love the ending “how’s a cough being contagious funny” 😒

[@Bellarose18859]

I know what you mean by the band aid thing. I worked in a daycare center and we actually had character band aids instead of the regular ones. The kids constantly tried to tell me that they needed a band aid even when nothing happened to them (I mean nothing, like they walk into the room and say they need a band aid, ask them what happened, and the answer was usually something along the lines of I hurt my arm three weeks ago). We actually had a lesson on when we need a band aid and when we don't. Our rule of thumb was if there's no blood, we don't need a band aid. There were pre-k students right before kindergarten so they were able to understand that concept

[@yagmurugut2579]

Is anybody gonna talk about the fact that Mike corrected the lyrics to “they’ll” 😭😭🥰🥺

[@Duraludon884]

But he didn't correct the wrong "your" 🤔

[@meowforcats6694]

Cocomelon really told kids only men can be doctors

[@arfansthename]

THAT's your reason of having a crush on him?

[@yagmurugut2579]

@@arfansthename who said I had a crush on him tho? I just thought it was really sweet that he corrected it :)

[@xandra_5099]

@@meowforcats6694 no, its because baby jj is "playing" the doctor. I think they were just referring to him here

[@k.h.7796]

Sign Dr. Mike is not a parent - “You don’t need bandages!” Sign you’re a parent, “Bandaids are life!”

[@sleepyote]

Or signs you work with children

[@kagomeshuko]

If the kid wants a bandage, you give them a bandage!

[@Myrilia]

Hahaha yeah sometimes you really need that placebo 😂

[@Meraki-f5k]

When I was little my parents still never gave me band aids 🙃

[@timg6290]

Guy: *is bleeding internally after an accident* Me: *puts a bandage on him and kisses his belly*

[@lauradelano8064]

I love your video it makes me laugh so hard I fell out of my bed

[@nerdywordyprincess8499]

I love how he praised Doc McStuffins and then tore into Cocomelon like it was supposed to be at all realistic. When your doctor is a turtle that should be your first concern. And just how safe is this daycare if everyone keeps getting hurt?! 🤕

[@ginnyjollykidd]

Not a doctor or even a pediatrician, just an observer, like Guy Lefrancois. Kids get hurt because they are growing. Mainly it's because they aren't used to the new size their body is becoming and are wobbly for it. They are learning proprioception, where their body parts are in relationship to each other and the head. And balance using the inner ear. And if a toddler is floppy, that'll play into it, too.

[@websterri]

It should be realistic. Kids are learning from this dogshit show.

[@ariannacampbell9295]

Safety is a valid question, but let me just say preschoolers are capable of getting themselves into some pretty crappy situations. I worked the after school program at a preschool, where there were 24 kids (ages of 2-4) and only 2 teachers. We watched the kids like hawks, but one kid still managed to get his leg stuck in a tree. It took four of us to get him out and luckily we didn’t have to chop the tree down. You can imagine that the parents weren’t too happy. If only that injury could have been solved by a bandaid

[@nerdywordyprincess8499]

Totally not judging. I taught preschool and kids got hurt. It was just the fact that it was the kids and the teacher all on the same day.

[@MilesL.auto-train4013]

Can I just say that Doc McStuffins is _meant_ to be about actual medical stuffs aimed for kids while Cocomelon is just shameless cash grabs?