Real Fighter Pilot on How to use the Bathroom in an F-16 and F-35

[@franklast7955]

While traveling over the Atlantic a tanker was providing fuel for a group of fighter jets. One of the fighter pilots was feeling froggy and told the tanker pilot to watch this and he did a whole bunch of maneuvers. He asked the tanker pilot what did he think. The tanker pilot said cool and then he said watch this. The tanker just flew straight. The fighter pilot waiting for a few mins told the tanker he was waiting. The tanker replied ohhhh i got up went to the bath room fixed a sandwich and a cup of hot coffee.

[@PlubusDomis]

Best pilot joke I've ever heard 🎉

[@CaptainSugarToes]

Lmfqoooo

[@cfwin1776]

They put their waste in missiles and fire them toward their enemies.

[@laftiskuno1357]

hm, the enemies may capture the waste, recycle them for their jet fuel:)

[@monandlon1]

That's technically a bio-warfare war crime lmao

[@laftiskuno1357]

@@monandlon1 yup, one stinky business :)

[@monandlon1]

@@laftiskuno1357 just realized my comment said "was crime" instead of "war crime". I hate auto correct

[@misterx8014]

Lol😂😂😂

[@copkhan007]

I am sitting on the toilet seat watching this and suddenly toilet seat feels like a Rolls Royce.

[@cdpgbc-mw2kz]

Tariq Khan....too funny, so true.

[@peteryeung111]

That's gross dude, don't bring your phone or ipad to take a dump. 💩😜

[@akkbuilders]

Mine has a bidet, also my bathroom floor tiles are bulletproof. I’m also sitting on it, but a bit cold, wish I had Installed one with a seat warmer. I should switch water supply to hot in the winter time.

[@Dbay8898]

Same. Lol

[@pflugervilleprince]

Same I’m not joking.

[@deadlyoneable]

I need one of these for when I drive around Detroit. Cause there’s no way I’m getting out of my car there.

[@Soumesh0]

Can't have shit in Detroit.

[@photosynthesis69]

If you’re that afraid you need Jesus or something. I been to Detroit many times. I almost moved there a couple years ago. Worst comes to worst you can go downtown. Downtown Detroit is cleaner and “nicer” than a lot of other middle or even major cities I been to and have done a good amount of traveling around the US. I didn’t see all of Detroit and I know there’s bad parts but there’s bad parts of all cities basically. I always tell people that those documentaries and videos that some people have seen are not representative of Detroit as a whole. Those people purposely drive to the parts of town with the abandoned and burnt down buildings and don’t show how nice downtown is or the other nice areas.

[@deadlyoneable]

@@photosynthesis69 it’s just a joke, my dude.

[@siradjjager]

@@photosynthesis69 no its a trap

[@poppaganja3793]

Why not that's the best place to get a ration of crack

[@tjm.]

clearly we humans haven’t mastered the art of the birds. Dropping poo on your enemies feels more liberating than shells on them.

[@IK-du3yx]

Facts 😂

[@Sosoph098]

😂

[@demonman1234]

LOL eat some taco bell and you got nuclear warfare.

[@josefastboats5874]

@@demonman1234 hahahahhahahaha

[@SaiRam-nz9sy]

Much better method to assert dominance on the enemies

[@Hey_Blinkin]

So, when I see pics of in air refueling I will now automatically assume the pilot is taking a leak.

[@deltavee2]

With the probe controller in the 135 staring into his cockpit?

[@deltavee2]

@@KevinJDildonik Hardly, but with other opportunities why bother? Not to mention keeping a fighter in tight and stable while taking on many pounds of fuel would, I think, demand the most attention you can give it. That is no place to fuck up, hmmm? Merry Christmas, mate. Be safe.

[@madwax4771]

@@deltavee2 i don't think the pilot's wee-wee is visible to him

[@deltavee2]

@@madwax4771 *Never* say that to a fighter pilot! *;-{)*

[@thomasbradley2186]

Somewhere someone is taking a piss in an airplane right now

[@aminto9448]

I was really hoping there'd be some contraption that recycles your turds by launching them at enemy combatants.

[@H.R.King.]

That would be funny to witness. Enemy; oh no we seem to have faeces smeared over our window

[@kkgt6591]

Lol

[@Spidouz]

That’s really a shitty idea.

[@Biggles2498]

They did that in WW2 where Avro Lancaster Crews would crap into buckets and dispose of them during bombing runs through the hatch.

[@pierreb2320]

They have a device like that on the F22 Craptor...

[@justgoodmediaco]

I can see this video getting millions of views. This is one of those late night KZbin questions lol. Awesome video.

[@Pro09video]

Who else is here at night?

[@assuming_one45]

It will get millins. everyone's getting recommended now, I think.

[@spaceskipster4412]

Yep, this was recommended after an Alex Honnold video about the same topic. 😄

[@Bozinian]

Bro !!! Lol it's late night I don't even know how I got here

[@pastlifeofficial]

Welp... Almost there...

[@ragingmonkey2388]

Just imagine taking a leak and get a missile lock on mid pee

[@marcschepers8144]

you will start pissing hypersonic

[@Thisisahandle701]

There's no feeling quite like it, that kind of rush just isn't available for civies.

[@Vespyr_]

When a Fox #1, becomes a Fox #2

[@NickvonZ]

hahaha! Yeah, he didn't tell us how you go about dropping a duce. 😄💩

[@e4d578]

If you stop, it'll sting

[@Shield_Wolf91]

KZbin recommended is wild. I would have never questioned this. I’m glad I know now for some reason

[@AgiDaKinG]

Now gamers will be wondering how they can get one of those vacuum piss bags

[@outdoors-gs9td]

the rest will due what they due,,,, sit i n it and keep playing! lol kids play games, cool, when my age and cant pay bills but get the latest soon as hits the shelf! bs

[@darthslackus499]

As a gamer I'm a big fan of the Mountain Dew 2-liter bottle and funnel under the desk method.

[@yt-qw6gm]

Try one of those small wet vac!

[@outdoors-gs9td]

@@darthslackus499 im not into coffee but i due the DEW!!! lol

[@g43654]

And then you hear the news someone in China died playing 3 days straight.

[@johnpeasant7859]

So, when finished doing #2, do you radio "Bombs Away" to the group?

[@vbl572]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ronc9413]

He didn’t say anything about #2 or #3 😱😱😱

[@ronc9413]

@JAG What is your problem? 😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬 The guy joked about #2 and I just mentioned the pilot didn’t say anything about what pilots do if they have to go #2/#3.

[@ronc9413]

@JAG 🤣🤣🤣 you’re a douche bag

[@ronc9413]

@JAG Why don’t you STFU 🤬🤬🤬 Jerkoff a**hole!!!

[@ketchuplover3197]

Tanker: ok pilot I am filling your jet's tank Pilot: ok then I release my tank now

[@ericaclark9273]

WOW

[@hauptfachhauptfach6202]

Hold on tanker i need to stuff a bag up my ass to take a big shit

[@JustH3LL_]

I just assumed they didn’t use the bathroom at all when in flight

[@alecjones4135]

@Max Spies wow. Did you watch the video too?

[@andrewt.5567]

They need to be able to flex their legs and core muscles pretty hard for heavy G force. Is not ideal to have a full bladder during that.

[@kiwimon3204]

@TheQuarterback:OutofthePocket lol 🤣

[@-ABC-]

Just not possible, at some point in a pilots career they will have to use the bathroom while in flight. If major wars happen they will be on longer flights, and they'll already have the ariel urinating experience needed on the go.

[@JD-ns9mr]

I would just go In my pants “Dumb and Dumber” style

[@kylieTXgirl]

I was stationed at MCAS Beaufort, SC and worked in the Powerline shop in the F/A-18 unit i was attached to. One day, we are in the hot pits refueling a Hornet when a pilot motioned for my friend to come over to the plane. He raised the canopy slightly and tossed down a bag which my friend caught. He walks back over to his station at the fire extinguisher and I look over to see him tossing the bag back and forth between his hands like it's a toy or something. I finished fueling the Hornet and marshalled it out of the pits and walked back over to my friend, who by this time is still tossing the bag around and having fun. The look on his face when I told him what was in that bag he was playing with was simply priceless! It's been 25 years since that happened and it still make me laugh.

[@lynxb8300]

lmao 🤣🤣

[@nestoramado9680]

The pilot land on his base, goes to the bathroom quickly, and returns to its plane to continue.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Would be easier if they could land on any available plot of land and just dump the load on a nearby tree.

[@VisibilityFoggy]

This actually happens in Naval Aviation rarely if it's a true "emergency." A guy will ask to go around, land, run in and hit the head, then come back to the flight deck.

[@perseusarkouda]

...only to find out his aircraft was stolen!

[@f2004-r9j]

@@perseusarkouda but it is in army protection

[@carlarams8206]

He Returns to his , Plane ✈️ , Not it's plane ?!?!!!?!😱😳🤔🤔

[@chaozeffect1841]

One of those things that you never thought you really wanted to know until you see the title in a you tube clip 😅 Thanks for sharing sir!

[@stevethomas760]

Thanks for the information. Had a uncle, Tommy Brown, who flew the F 105 in Vietnam and I think the F104 at some point. I have so many questions that I could ask but unfortunately he passed at the age of 38 from a stroke. Always thought it was a crying shame after all of the flying and die so young. Enjoyed the video and look forward to seeing more, thanks

[@cooperlavoy3883]

Imagine you're taking a piss at like 15,000ft and you hear a missile coming at you

[@mckayz33]

sweat and piss starts flying everywhere.

[@batbat4347]

Electronics go oh shit I’m outta here

[@juliansaiz5714]

Now you got to shit lol

[@batbat4347]

JVC DISPATCH there’s like a warning

[@batbat4347]

And it makes a noise in the cockpit

[@thelowmein9143]

Imagine being the poor E-1 airman who has to empty the bag, “THIS wasn’t on the recruiting poster!”

[@1998Disturbed]

They make the pilots do it

[@haydensylva5452]

Pilots take care of their bags, the issue is when one bursts in flight and the jet codes out for it, THEN some poor airmen is probably cleaning it

[@1998Disturbed]

@@haydensylva5452 that's a good point lol

[@PlasmaCoolantLeak]

@@haydensylva5452 Only the E-3s and below. 😁

[@haydensylva5452]

@@PlasmaCoolantLeak yeah, airmen lol

[@briand4000]

In my time as a lowly private pilot, the urge always manifests itself (with great urgency) in the worst possible turbulence. Trying to unzip and get "on target" while the airplane is bouncing all over the place keeps it interesting. Very informative video, sir! My son is in the NM Air Guard now, planning on pursuing a commission after college and UPT. He can fly with me until then....and hold course while the old man saddles up the race horse.

[@allanr6132]

Next time I'm on a long roadtrip I'm just going to blurt out "race horse"!!

[@johno9507]

Hope your childhood road trips were better than mine. Me: "Dad, stop I'm busting!" Dad: ....just keeps driving. ...10mins later... Mum: Are you going to stop, he has to go!! Dad: ... "There's a town coming up in 100kms." ....and hands me a rubber band.

[@tripsandsalsa9519]

@@johno9507 mine would pass me a bottle. One of those skinny coke bottles usually. Always had to hope you judged volume well.

[@driven01]

@@johno9507 I would tell my dad "I've gotta pee" and in his wisdom he tried to do a Jedi mind trick (long before Star Wars) "no you don't" #DadFail

[@jackrogersjr.4014]

My dad would just pull over and then my mom would open the passenger doors and I’d pee between the doors.

[@dmaxm2498]

Doesn’t everybody already say that they gotta piss like a race horse when they have to pee on a road trip?!

[@MrJasonRichards]

A real legend brings one back with a turd in it

[@dons106]

Yup, shoot down a MIG and then lay some cable...

[@itzpete1689]

@JAG it’s just a Joke

[@PhilbyFavourites]

@JAG you have to remember this is KZbin, not Harvard or Princeton - oh but yes they would be into that humour too!!!

[@59ogre]

I read a story once about a P-38 pilot flying bomber escort in WW2 that had to go real bad.The P-38's cockpit heater wasn't real good,and his BM froze on the way back.I would call that one pretty epic.

[@brandonwhorley674]

@JAG grow up!? That's a legit question. What do you do you do with a number "2" call.

[@fastica]

So, basically you pee when the tanker is peeing in your fighter.

[@bobbycone2]

Peeception.

[@notasovietspy8008]

Imagine reaching for the zipper and you accidentally hit the middle eject button

[@ChiDraconis]

I think there is this large handle which you would have to pull on with both hands or otherwise is not mistaken for that

[@bobbycone2]

Launched into the air at 20,000 feet with your dong hanging out while a multi million dollar jet goes crashing to the ground......good times.

[@roczz2976]

@@bobbycone2 your comment should get 1 million likes lol

[@ezra5387]

@@bobbycone2 lmfao

[@timcastle165]

I wondered about this as well with all the long missions our pilots had to fly. I was an USAF AGE troop with an F-16 Squadron (now RETIRED). I did get a ride one time snd you pilots are Awesome!!

[@AryehH]

I've been wondering about this. Thanks for the video and hello future people from the KZbin algorithm at 3 am.

[@carlwheeler3403]

Great video !! I was fortunate to be a part of the Research and Development team at General Dynamics on the F-16 Block 40 and Block 50 generation of aircraft. It was cutting edge at the time but its probably pre-historic now. At the time we had begun prototyping the Helmet Mounted display for the targeting system and the Targeting Data Link system. My specific job was the Laser Targeting Pod system. I spent many hours having fun in the dome simulators, 3 sims were tied together in a virtual space so we could practice A2A / 1V1 combat. What fun, I enjoyed those days. Unfortunately, the Gramm Rudman budget reduction Act sent me out the door.

[@brianpomeroy4712]

Thank you for your service. You are all heroes. Amazing job

[@Sorrywhytescaresu]

Thanks for the insight Sir and thanks for your service, both are much appreciated!

[@harrypayne7468]

Glad to see their’s an easier option for female pilots. Can’t imagine they’d have much fun the old school way!

[@jamesconlon8429]

they'd probably need a she wee

[@Flyingwalrus42]

What happened to equality

[@Mark_Tschetter]

Where did equality go?

[@Visitwarriorbulliescom]

@@Flyingwalrus42 there's never been such thing called gender equality and never will be

[@MaddogJones]

Depends...

[@ferdigrundling776]

I salute your guy's who are so determine to fly these tremendous good jets. Keep it up !!! from an jet lover from Cape Town, South Africa.

[@Gustavline]

Dcs ?

[@Thetequilashooter1]

I always wondered, but never had the nerve to ask.

[@Thros1]

What does that even mean 🤣

[@Archer28M]

@@Thros1 Whay are you asking dumb qestion?

[@seewhyaneyesee]

Such questions are not supposed to ask with a nerve, rookie.

[@Thros1]

@@Archer28M how do can your nerves be so non existent that you can't ask a question over the internet, maybe use your brain!

[@sam8742]

Go to quora it's been asked 50 million times lol

[@shadowbanned5164]

6 hours into a combat sortie this guy is thinking "I really shouldn't have had those Mexican beans for breakfast" pulling g-forces would be like squeezing a tube of toothpaste full of diarrhea lol

[@funkylentil6966]

Stick ta wholefoods :3

[@tonym2513]

These are the real stories I came for. I’ve always wished I could stand beside a flight deck like I’m at nascar, with a cardboard sign that says ‘honk if you shit your pants’. One of these days...

[@TheFarmanimalfriend]

I am drinking a beer and wondering, WTF?. Can't believe they don't have a system to throw supersonic turds at the enemy.

[@wanafly12]

that would be a pretty shitty fight wouldn't it?

[@westonntx932]

Badum crash

[@tomdavis3488]

LMFAO 🤣🤣

[@skoll_2024]

I’m drinkin beer wondering if I’ll make it to the end of this video.

[@loose-arrow-garage]

I was a Crew Chief on f-16's for many years so I'm familiar with the cockpit. I know of at least a couple instances where the pilot of an F-16 had to eject while trying to use a "piddle pack". In sometimes a pilot would unbuckle the seat belt, scoot forward and raise the seat in order to get in a position to fill the piddle pack. If the pilot is not careful the seat belt buckle will become wedged between the seat and the control stick. As the seat is raised it jams the stick in a full right roll sending the aircraft out of control without time to recover. The only option left is to eject with your penis hanging out!

[@ParkerUAS]

I'm a little confused on how this occurs in a F16. The 16 has a side stick control (as does the 35), so what you are describing doesn't really make sense to me. I could see thos in something with a center stick such as the 18.

[@AllAmericanGuy01]

I knew you were full of shit from the first sentence.

[@johnred1]

It does answer an obvious question. Thank you for the informative video. And most of all, thank you for your service. God Bless.

[@fortuneinternationalsemina3461]

Thank you for sharing this information. I reside in the flight path of Luke AFB in Arizona and have always thought to myself this very question. While talking to pilots on Luke AFB they never really get around to answering the question except for saying they are very creative. Thanks for sharing. Fly Safe, MSG (RET) Fortune 32 Years Veteran. Thank you for your service.

[@meanderingmarley3910]

Reminds me of this old joke: An F-16 pulls up alongside a C-17 and says, "Watch this!" He then proceeds to punch in afterburner, climbs up into an inside loop, then pulls up alongside again. "Whadya think of that?" The C-17 pilot says, "Pretty cool. Watch this." Several uneventful minutes pass, then the C-17 pilot says, "Well, whadya think of that?" "I didn't see you do anything." "Oh, yeah. I got up, walked back and took a shit, then got another cup of coffee."

[@orlandoengland9184]

Indeed, those cockpits are very small! I'm 6'4" @255lbs. and had the pleasure of getting into the cockpit of a F-16 many years ago. However, I was told right after coming out of high school that I was too tall and big to become a fighter pilot unfortunately. Maaaaaan, that was one of the WORSE DAYS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!😯😟😖😞😭

[@HasardLee]

Sorry to hear that. They've made the F-35 cockpit bigger, to accommodate both larger and smaller pilots

[@orlandoengland9184]

@@HasardLee You gotta be kidding me right!😕🤣 Well, if I could only turn back the HANDS of TIME Sir but, GOD BLESS YOU and thank you soo much for the reply! 🙂🙏🏽👌🏾👍🏾💪🏾💛💯

[@simonpeart7981]

@@orlandoengland9184 I know how you feel, spent a week as a 16 year at RAF Cranwell for work experience back in 1998, dreamed of being a fighter pilot all my life, and was told I’m too tall to ever be a pilot, one of the worst days of my life. I’m 6’5 and saw my height as a curse for a long time after that.

[@orlandoengland9184]

@@simonpeart7981 Indeed Sir, I'm so sorry to hear this and yes, it was quite HEARTBREAKING news but, I guess some things aren't meant to be in life. I STILL love to go to the air shows and fantasize about what could have been though. 😄👌🏾👍🏾💛💯 However, you have a good day my friend and be BLESSED!🙏🏽😇

[@munin2249]

@@orlandoengland9184 who told you that you are too tall and big to become a fighter pilot? The recruiter?

[@meg3646]

Just wanted to say thank you up there for keeping us safe. I have a great great appreciation for you guys and what you go through for us thank you.

[@bobbycone2]

Tactical Maxi Pad? Now I've seen everything!

[@GiriNaidu]

How hard the job will be if you have to be in small locked room for 8 hours. I thank god for giving such a nice and easy place to work. !! Every soldier is great. We respect and proud of you. Thank you for your service..!! We are safe because of you..!!

[@myopinonz]

Just wear a darn diaper, my kid still functions normally with that thing hanging to the ground.

[@souloftheage]

Only NASA sends astronauts up in adult diapers. As a nurse I can tell you those things can hold gallons and still feel dry. But nobody wears one as its not macho enough.

[@chucktowne]

@@souloftheage Diapers are a common product bought by the Marines.

[@qbanz00]

Yeah but who wants to go thousands of mph with shit smeared up their ass ? Lol

[@perseusarkouda]

Imagine the enemy shooting down a plane and discovering the pilot is wearing a diaper...

[@mosquitobrainbutcool]

@@perseusarkouda That would really help them out with their propaganda

[@thisguy6525]

I like how obviously difficult it was for you to explain this in civilian!

[@KevinWakliFitness]

Americans don't know how much we Kenyans love them...America🇺🇲 Kenya 🇰🇪 loves you💯

[@donjayh]

Kevin Wakli Fitness. We love you, too!

[@Infinite_Vacation]

Love to you and Kenya

[@DavidThomas-me6pi]

Thank you. Please emigrate to the USA. We need people like you.

[@josie4065]

We love you too!

[@3-2bravo49]

I would tell you how we, as grunts on the ground, went to relieve ourselves in combat, but I think you guys already had that one pretty well figured out. Appreciate the air support.

[@ImadZeryouh]

This explains jetfighters crashing, Imagine u spill and u start panicking lol. Guys know what I talk about.

[@Timtimzi]

Fortunate to live/work near an area where we see fighter jets come and go from time to time on a weekly basis. Thought they were cool as a kid. Now as an young adult, I still think they are a cool feat of engineering.

[@heisenbergkierkegaard3982]

Did I miss the part where he says how they poop while flying?

[@robertg.durant8489]

They recycle it and then push it out the final time when they get back

[@reinhart482]

There’s a video of pilot going #2 in his suit and he canceled the mission and returned to base.

[@zlayo_cro]

They open the canopy and spread the buttcheeks out

[@erwinrommel125]

If you are a normal human being you only have to poop once every 24 or more hours so just poop before a flight because you know when you go flying so you have enough time It’s not ww2 where you can be shitting on the toilet and the the bell rings because some nazis thought it would be funny to bomb some civilians

[@vxsyy4590]

I think I missed it to but I really wished that the seat was a toilet and it reticle the poop and launch at there enemy targets to blind them with turd on there windshield

[@andrewaustin5678]

Interesting, but what about Number 2? Do you wear a pad just in case during a very long flight?

[@justicewarrior9187]

Just shit in the morning or hold it

[@JosephIsGoated]

@Ernie Tetrault This comment right here🤣🤣🤣

[@amnscottnn5481]

Justice Warrior Easier said than done my dude. Try to “hold it” for 8 hours. And sometimes you can’t force yourself to “shit in the morning”. Imagine having a random bout of diarrhea while soaring 30,000 feet above Gods green earth at Mach speeds.

[@justicewarrior9187]

@Ernie Tetrault Thai?? Why not?

[@justicewarrior9187]

@@amnscottnn5481 Since when can jet fighters fly for 8 hours?? Maximum they can stay in air is 2 hours!!

[@FactzVerseDaily]

Pilot:- taking a piss at like 15,000 ft and you hear a missile coming at you Electronic:- oh shit I'm outta here😂

[@rudavalek]

And you think your comment is hilarious?

[@barrybabbot7481]

I'm a Gamer and a pilot and have never stopped wearing huggies since my first pair was put on me. My commanding officer does my changes

[@JuanJoseMárquez-b5j]

What a straight based chad

[@icemanvf143]

Wow, I didn't think u could "go" at all

[@siphiy8428]

Amazing video as always. I didn’t know that you were deployed to my own country of Afghanistan 🇦🇫 thanks for your service ✊

[@litamtondy]

Honest question, so you feel good about US intervention in your country?

[@siphiy8428]

@@litamtondy I have it had its pros and cons. I don’t really watch the news but I hear people saying that the U.S. was involved with providing the talibans with weapons and things like that. But the pro side was the the U.S. also helped clear most talibans in Afghanistan but after the left Afghanistan, the talibans rose back to power especially this year.

[@zilufuzi]

Thank you for addressing how our female pilots 👩‍✈️ get some relief.

[@ronaldtartaglia4459]

Must be awful to be woke all the time

[@C420sailor]

Meanwhile us Navy guys are on tac like “hey man, I gotta take a piss” xD The one with the sponge is the WORST. It never soaked up enough, it didn’t gel…the powder was infinitely better. One of my buddies claimed he successfully pulled a Houdini, drysuit included, in the Rhino…and took a dump in his helmet bag…impossible, if you ask me!

[@yaneznayu9997]

A soft-spoken, lethal man. One of many in uniform. I use to teach SCUBA and when asked, I'd tell my students, "There are two kinds of scuba divers: those who pee in their wetsuits and those who lie about it."

[@TheGranicd]

Su-34 pilots: "Тhey dont have toilets onboard?"

[@jelson95]

hahaha No toilet blijat captialsit jet

[@phantom4E2]

the su34 in reality doesn't have the bathroom, the TU95 does

[@edwardnovick9904]

SU-34 doesn't really have a bathroom. It has a pisstube which is better than nothing

[@JoeL-ji7uw]

They have a tea kettle too.

[@davidwolf226]

LOL!

[@kevintanos4822]

Are you gonna collab with Mover CW Lemoine?

[@herosjourney8725]

You watch mover too, nice.

[@eliaskaser220]

@Kevin Tanos, @Hero’s Journey, whoah! We’ve go ourselves some Mover moochers. Nice 😁👍🏽.

[@herosjourney8725]

@@eliaskaser220 moochers?

[@streetsofcash_com9218]

A good trick: when you drink water instead of coffee or soda you will pee about 3 times less frequently. No kidding!

[@isaac-vb1ng]

@Susan Ananda caffeine makes you need to use the bathroom, so decaf would be the same as water

[@streetsofcash_com9218]

@Susan Ananda It is a great question. Most probably it will not make you pee often since it has no caffeine which is a diuretic.

[@yoda1934]

Bs

[@yoda1934]

Water make me leak

[@streetsofcash_com9218]

@@yoda1934 And your negative comment is based on exactly what? Explain. This is what I noticed and there is a reason for this. Coffee is a diuretic that is why it makes you go to the bathroom very often. Clean water does not have this stimulant. Next time think twice before starting to shoot your mouth, you fool!

[@kevingriffith598]

I like the information you provide. Strait forward without so much drama and special effects.

[@ronaldquinn7879]

Thank you for your service- God bless you and keep you safe🕊

[@nightfall22]

Oh that’s crazy. I knew about the packs....not the rest, especially for the females. Brilliant video

[@nikhilsharma1326]

Continuation of the previous question, wouldn't it be hard to hold it in as you would be pulling a lot of G's, or is it unrelated to G-force?

[@WinkelmanSM-3]

Youre only pulling a lot of g force when maneuvering and when youre peeing youre Just maintaining altitude hence you can hold it easily

[@nikhilsharma1326]

@@WinkelmanSM-3 But you can only pee on your own time when refueling. Moreover, what about number 2?

[@WinkelmanSM-3]

@@nikhilsharma1326 you pee after refueling and number 2 isnt possible

[@hamzadesidragonsarwar]

@@nikhilsharma1326 bro just pissing is hard I don’t think shitting is possible lol

[@zubairmirza836]

Hello, Mr.Pilot, please make video on what pilots normally do to stay in a good shape? And how important is having a great eye sight for fighter jet pilots? I haven't seen a young fighter jet pilot yet who wears eye sight glasses during flight :)

[@udornyc]

I used to operate a scientific dive company. Because of the long dive and decompression times in the cold waters of the Atlantic, we wore dry suites (neoprene wetsuits, you can just pee and it goes with the water). For diving with drysuits, so stay dry and insulated, we wore catheters (women wore adult diapers instead). Those were catheters that were similar to condoms, just much thicker and you put them on like condoms. The tip was a tubular nipple that connected to the hose that connected to a pee-valve on the suit, next to your upper thigh. When we had to pee, we just let it go and it was flushed cleanly outside of our suits. This might be a great option for those fighter pilots, so that they don't have to fumble because they'd be connected to the bags before take-off. Just a thought!

[@jeremycox2983]

The vacuum system for going to the bathroom NASA, ROSCOMOS etc. have been using this method since the sixty’s so I am glad to see it being implemented here on earth.

[@timsullivan4566]

thanks for answering something I've long wondered about.

[@CakePrincessCelestia]

I remember having "8hr sorties" without the possibility to relieve myself back in school, every day... :D

[@Lmnop873]

I mean then again they are in a jet that can go super fast and they probably get an oh shit moment every so often which makes em shit themselves so

[@tomdevries4655]

Imagine taking a piss and suddenly the missile alert comes on and you have to evade with the bag open and your member out 😂😂

[@DarkbaseTTV]

So the tanker operator sitting in the back handling the refueling is essentially watching you taking a leak?

[@mrkiwigamer3634]

Ive always wondered this

[@timruskowski4923]

I don’t know if you know the answer to this, but when the B-52 leaves Barksdale (let’s just say) on a mission from there to Baghdad, do they bring food with them on the trip? I know it’s like a 35+ hour long flight and this has always intrigued me.

[@sharkfn2678]

i think they do bring food

[@KRGruner]

Of course they do. Shoot, I brought food with me in the F-16 on long ferry flights (much shorter than 35 hours, though!).

[@BS-ql9zm]

35 hours? Uh no

[@Inkling777]

Not only can you bring food, the B-52 has a rudimentary oven. www.pbs.org/newshour/world/you-can-bake-a-hot-pocket-on-board-a-b-52-nuclear-bomber-seriously

[@miadrain1454]

are you allowed to bring something dry like granola bar up into flight when your on your missions

[@tellyomaw4]

I’m subscribing because you defined instruments and terms so that us non flying people can understand

[@DejectedCat]

We need these available in the commercial markets. It'd be great for long drives, and for senior care.

[@chargerfan2]

Look up a company called Brief Relief. We use them working for the power company when we are in the field.

[@gtgodbear6320]

Catheter and colostomy bag. I'm sure you can get a surgery to have a optional colostomy bag. You'll have a cap sticking out of your abdomen that you can remove and put a bag on before a long flight. You could stay in the air for 4 days with no problem. At least with poop. The catheter thing might not be a good idea if you have to eject. Catheter getting ripped out at 9G's or how ever fast an ejection is would do some major damage.

[@esboyce]

Wrong type of catheter

[@MF-qo4fe]

you know that feeling when you go hiking, and finally you got time to find a good spot and release all the pee. fuck that feels good

[@thomasthomas2418]

"Racehorse". Got to remember to start using that term.

[@davidfaas58777]

Thank You for Your Service Sir

[@trickyricky5324]

Thanks for sharing...you dont think of this but... i am glad someone is!! Thanks for your service!

[@michaelmaddy278]

He never mentioned how they go #2 unless I missed it.

[@shagadelic3000]

The turds are loaded into the missiles... This is common knowledge.

[@Top10soon]

U just shit urself

[@matttzzz2]

@@shagadelic3000 SO FUNNY! You and 95% of comments on this video somehow coincidentally made the exact same joke!

[@lay1back]

In Korea, it was so cold that some would choose to pee on themselves rather than get out of their sleeping bag. Grunt Life

[@justicewarrior9187]

Holly shit

[@apburner1]

And then be cold, wet, wet sleeping bag to carry around, and smell like piss? Fuck off, liar.

[@justicewarrior9187]

@@apburner1 It's true

[@lay1back]

@@apburner1, you have no idea. I went 6 weeks without a shower after trying to shower in. GP tent with the wind blowing above 35 mph, and freezing temp. We ran out of water because our water supply froze. In the rear, we were given 1 hot meal a day, in the field we ate c-rats for all other meals. There were no fires. In extreme cold, we wore the minimum clothing because you sweat and that’s when you’ll get hurt by the cold. Smell, well we all smelled the same, and no one had room to complain. Seldom did you remove any clothing, even while sleeping. You would wake up with ice around the small hole you left open to breathe through.

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

@@lay1back But pee would be as bad if not worse than sweat in the cold. Surely if yo uare willing to wear less clothing to prevent sweat, then peeing would be equally as desired?

[@jesseblackhawk]

I could use one of those vacuums for my gaming chair.

[@ftswarbill]

This guy is the definition of the term "Real Man".

[@brett1354]

Last video of yours that I saw described a transatlantic ferry flight and yes, this question arose. Well, I am answered, thanks.

[@samuelmason8370]

Imagine if you're feeling a bit stuffed up so you just pull 9 g's real quick and launch it out

[@piddy3825]

I'd hate to think of what you have to do on an 8+ hour sortie after having eaten some leftover extra spicy chili that was sitting around the ready room before you took off...

[@aidenfielding9709]

Piddle pack become poo pack

[@orlandodelrio63]

Thank you for serving our county, while I’m home with my family you are protecting us! Thank you again

[@Allyourbase1990]

I never even thought about this . Never even knew it was possible

[@benchang1022]

As a grunt, I’d like to personally thank you for bringing the thunder. Nothing makes the enemy stop firing faster than from the sounds of a US jet above itchin to drop a load of precision guided whoop ass.

[@MtnTiggr]

Amagain having tonslow the whole jet down and open the canopy of the jet while it's flying and you just pee out the side 🤣

[@tomdavis3488]

LMFAO I really don't think that would turn out so well 😂😂😂

[@edgaranaya7969]

Omg what will happen if the moment of pipi the enemy attack my yet 😢

[@TheBigChad]

Be thankful he was distracted by your yet that he wasn’t even paying attention to your jet

[@luckless0088]

Wasn’t expecting much more than this

[@esboyce]

That is so much better than what we had flying The F4 in the 70s

[@mastercontrolprogram163]

This wasn’t in Top Gun. Peeing into a bag must of been a deleted scene.

[@ufuduvkci153]

Talk to me goose.

[@paulthomas3374]

I feel the need .....the need to pee'd !!! Great video thanks for the insider info

[@xXMc1ovinXx]

Flies a fighter designed to dogfight Me : -_- i get nauseous on a rollercoaster