Real Lawyer Reacts: Rap Album Confessions

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AttorneyTom

AttorneyTom

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@constantdissenter5825
@constantdissenter5825 3 жыл бұрын
"It's just words... They just happen to be in a dope order."
@madeyoulook9312
@madeyoulook9312 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 жыл бұрын
Lolski
@zoraklocust4088
@zoraklocust4088 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard that so much and didn’t know where it was from
@Darkch4o5
@Darkch4o5 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@thanatikid1620
@thanatikid1620 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@Jon.A.Scholt
@Jon.A.Scholt 2 жыл бұрын
"A gun of the long ass variety" is my favorite line of the skit
@TheXDHM
@TheXDHM Жыл бұрын
Some seaweed in there too
@sowhat...
@sowhat... Жыл бұрын
@@TheXDHM ?
@sash0047
@sash0047 Жыл бұрын
@@sowhat...you obviously haven’t watched the video
@omthorat-cf8jq
@omthorat-cf8jq Жыл бұрын
It's just words... They just happen to be in a dope order
@Jon.A.Scholt
@Jon.A.Scholt Жыл бұрын
@@omthorat-cf8jq That's definitely one of my favorite lines from the skit. Peele's delivery in this really helps sell it. Classic.
@jesseolson109
@jesseolson109 3 жыл бұрын
If a non-famous person wrote a song like this with information unknown to the public, it would definitely be used as evidence
@DemonOfShadows66
@DemonOfShadows66 3 жыл бұрын
It would be used even if they were famous.
@ladycwin07
@ladycwin07 3 жыл бұрын
Bobby schmurder took his whole team down with his music
@ladycwin07
@ladycwin07 3 жыл бұрын
@@muscularcatholicism was his name Oj Simpson
@raze_
@raze_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@ladycwin07 no he didnt. They were already tapping their phones before the song was released. Ironically they got caught because someome was talking to girls over the phone despite the song saying not to let women fuck shit up. Better example would be tayk and the race.
@ladycwin07
@ladycwin07 3 жыл бұрын
@@raze_ well let my nosey ass see wat this tayk n race ish isss
@sgticecoldwater
@sgticecoldwater 3 жыл бұрын
“A gun... of the long ass variety. Some seaweed in there too.”
@estevanpakozdi1346
@estevanpakozdi1346 3 жыл бұрын
That part gets me EVERY TIME 😅
@Ardit_Rama
@Ardit_Rama 3 жыл бұрын
I still don’t understand it, it’s not that I’m young but not a native speaker
@estevanpakozdi1346
@estevanpakozdi1346 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ardit_Rama the song says “Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and then tossed it into the aquarium” when he’s asked to identify the object he admits that it is a gun, of the long ass variety (meaning very long) and that there is some seaweed in there (probably from the aquarium)
@calvinanderson4245
@calvinanderson4245 2 жыл бұрын
I still use the term "long-ass variety" because of this sketch.
@bebos3001
@bebos3001 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Key and Peele sketches
@stevencooper564
@stevencooper564 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, one of the best sketch comedy shows. I miss it sometimes, lol.
@dylanprice1903
@dylanprice1903 3 жыл бұрын
I agree but nothing beats the key and Peele sketch clear history.
@jonathangt-ramgm3nismo591
@jonathangt-ramgm3nismo591 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Xavier_Renegade_Angel
@Xavier_Renegade_Angel 3 жыл бұрын
Love this content
@Blackpheonix99
@Blackpheonix99 3 жыл бұрын
Mine are the "liam neesons" valet sketches and....* Looks left then right * "I said BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....."
@LOKSTED
@LOKSTED 3 жыл бұрын
If that revolver is somehow a 9mm, he would have empty his 6 bullets in the cylinder and put 3 more to shoot him 9 times.
@williamwinder5011
@williamwinder5011 3 жыл бұрын
Just like Andy
@claws811
@claws811 3 жыл бұрын
@@williamwinder5011 yes
@inquisitorzane3815
@inquisitorzane3815 3 жыл бұрын
I belive Smith and Wesson produces an 8 shot 9mm which means he only put one in
@SaifAli-jn6dv
@SaifAli-jn6dv 3 жыл бұрын
6ix9ine
@claws811
@claws811 3 жыл бұрын
@@SaifAli-jn6dv ?
@LordTankian0
@LordTankian0 3 жыл бұрын
If he strokes his chin when he lies, but says he was at red lobster, he wasn't stroking his chin then...
@4yinyang
@4yinyang 3 жыл бұрын
He could have gone to red lobster before or after the crime was commited on the same day. That way even if he didn't eat there he was technically not lying.
@zatchbeltguy
@zatchbeltguy 3 жыл бұрын
Could've happened at a red lobster
@4yinyang
@4yinyang 3 жыл бұрын
@@zatchbeltguy True but then it wouldn't be an alibi anymore, right?
@ericp.7868
@ericp.7868 3 жыл бұрын
I like Red Lobster's biscuits
@waysidetundra3352
@waysidetundra3352 3 жыл бұрын
@@ericp.7868 yes
@FaustinaFalcon8
@FaustinaFalcon8 3 жыл бұрын
5:45 funniest part of the video lmao "and before you say it, YES I AM FUN AT PARTIES" hahaha the way he says it with such a chip on his shoulder is perfect
@higoodbye7545
@higoodbye7545 3 жыл бұрын
69 likes ayo
@showdownst
@showdownst 3 жыл бұрын
But haven't you heard? The autopsy report has been updated...
@beenblack90
@beenblack90 3 жыл бұрын
If you're referencing what I think you are, you the man lol
@marsbarr4144
@marsbarr4144 3 жыл бұрын
he was shot 12 times.... with a bullet not from a 9mm
@gggg-hq4td
@gggg-hq4td 3 жыл бұрын
28 stab wounds
@tander101
@tander101 3 жыл бұрын
Wait... GUYS, PLEASE! Tell me the reference! 🥺🥺
@rclipse1985
@rclipse1985 3 жыл бұрын
@@tander101 Did Gumshoe not tell you? *SALARY CUTTING NOISES*
@keithgrant6448
@keithgrant6448 3 жыл бұрын
“Rap snitches, tellin all they business Sit up in the court and be they own star witness ‘Do you see the perpetrator?’ ‘Yeah I’m right here!’ Fuck around and have the whole label sent up for years” - MF DOOM (all caps when you spell the mans name) RIP
@Eliqueme
@Eliqueme 3 жыл бұрын
MF DOOM, and I am Mister Fantastik! And that is exactly what I thought when I seen this. I'm glad to see the Supervillain being quoted around in good ways. Much love homie! :)
@Abbot3663
@Abbot3663 3 жыл бұрын
MadVilliany forever ✌🏽
@Eliqueme
@Eliqueme 3 жыл бұрын
@Kylin Burtrum The Super Villain forever! He was one in a gazillion...
@nicklewry3854
@nicklewry3854 3 жыл бұрын
RIP the villian...
@dlobelow760
@dlobelow760 3 жыл бұрын
This is the fandom I love to be in Rest in power, Daniel. Hopefully, you, your brother and your son and spitting mad bars wherever you are
@AmishGangsta404
@AmishGangsta404 3 жыл бұрын
AttorneyTom: "There's no way that gun is a 9mm." The Smith & Wesson model 929: "Am I a joke to you?"
@killaken2000
@killaken2000 3 жыл бұрын
To paraphrase Paul Harrell, beware of ''experts' who speak in absolutes. Especially when it comes to something with such a long history such as firearms.
@AmishGangsta404
@AmishGangsta404 3 жыл бұрын
@@killaken2000 Exactly. It took me literally 10 seconds to find several 9mm revolvers.
@ramsesbams
@ramsesbams 3 жыл бұрын
and it does look like a gun of the long ass variety
@lasura
@lasura 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that's a long ass gun
@KevinHernandez-hy1qb
@KevinHernandez-hy1qb 3 жыл бұрын
Wat
@psyience3213
@psyience3213 3 жыл бұрын
The fact there were allegedly 2 guns now just implies they both killed him.
@ICantFindMyKnuttsFTLC4L
@ICantFindMyKnuttsFTLC4L 3 жыл бұрын
@Rocatius Matautia-Solomona inside
@darketll8983
@darketll8983 3 жыл бұрын
@@ICantFindMyKnuttsFTLC4L shell
@phenomenaljr3143
@phenomenaljr3143 3 жыл бұрын
@@WhisperAH hole
@WhisperAH
@WhisperAH 3 жыл бұрын
@@darketll8983 fish
@etwanican_7439
@etwanican_7439 3 жыл бұрын
Some revolvers are chambered in 9mm tho. He could’ve shot him 6 times and reloaded then another 3
@chromestorms7311
@chromestorms7311 3 жыл бұрын
"Pictures can be photoshopped" you're hired bro 😂
@lucidream6871
@lucidream6871 3 жыл бұрын
What I want to know is if the song only said: " This is my confession, admissible in court. I killed Darnell Simons for sport". Would that be enough to charge him?
@megataizzulillmi7964
@megataizzulillmi7964 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna know that too
@huckthatdish
@huckthatdish 3 жыл бұрын
If the cops had literally no evidence other than that line, and he denied it after, I doubt it. But with some other evidence I think it’d probably be admissible and be part of a slate of evidence.
@MyLife-og2kr
@MyLife-og2kr 3 жыл бұрын
It will still be evidence for further investigation.
@mirshia5248
@mirshia5248 2 жыл бұрын
people can say anything they want as long they deny it later it wont hold in court
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 2 жыл бұрын
It was the least incriminating thing said in the song.
@kingtech5431
@kingtech5431 3 жыл бұрын
This made me want to study law. Then I looked up how long it takes to become a lawyer.
@remybuitenhuis2433
@remybuitenhuis2433 3 жыл бұрын
and how long is that? 6 years?
@pwe...2626
@pwe...2626 3 жыл бұрын
@@remybuitenhuis2433 in my country its an average of 13
@AD-wg8ik
@AD-wg8ik 3 жыл бұрын
It takes time to achieve your dreams buddy 👏
@remybuitenhuis2433
@remybuitenhuis2433 3 жыл бұрын
@@pwe...2626 no I dont believe that, what do yoy count, highschool?
@pwe...2626
@pwe...2626 3 жыл бұрын
@@remybuitenhuis2433 no..4 years of any 4 year course, 4 years of law school, and then another 5...sometimes many smart ones take only 10years...I know this because my cousin is a lawyer
@benthadragon
@benthadragon 2 жыл бұрын
As an avid rap listener and aspiring artist myself, Gunrack appears to be a Californian rapper who seems to be an avid fan of 80s West Coast rap due his style of simplistic beats, his delivery and rhyme schemes and especially his fashion which is very reminiscent of the attire of NWA. Now him being from California is important because recently the governor has passed a law that makes it so that music lyrics, especially rap lyrics, cannot be used as evidence in criminal court.
@gabrielegenota1480
@gabrielegenota1480 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit is this fr? That’s awesome
@smalltrashman4227
@smalltrashman4227 Жыл бұрын
Thats idiotic. Another reason to never go to California.
@lotusinn3
@lotusinn3 Жыл бұрын
That’s also not entirely true. It prevents submitting lyrics as evidence to a crime without judicial review occurring prior.
@sowhat...
@sowhat... Жыл бұрын
@@gabrielegenota1480 what's awesome?
@jonichiban
@jonichiban Жыл бұрын
@gabrielegenota1480 huge relief for me as well!
@MrFlopian
@MrFlopian 3 жыл бұрын
Yo someone clip Tom admitting to murdering Darnell, free my boi gun rack
@F-mr5mj
@F-mr5mj 3 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like Ben from parks and rec mixed with Mr peanut
@robloxiscancer3343
@robloxiscancer3343 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god
@speghetatouie1218
@speghetatouie1218 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like Remmy from my favorite movie Ratatouille
@Blackpheonix99
@Blackpheonix99 3 жыл бұрын
Planters Mr peanut or Jefuhfuhh dunHAMM mr peanut?
@richarizardplays9619
@richarizardplays9619 3 жыл бұрын
I first thought of david tennant/Killgrave but yours is closed XD
@odiadonervo1915
@odiadonervo1915 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Ben and Mr Bean
@originalbigmike
@originalbigmike 3 жыл бұрын
Not only was this video super interesting, I love what it represents: we are at a point in history where it popular culture includes a real life lawyer analyzing comedy sketches. That is too cool.
@JOEARLOPO
@JOEARLOPO 3 жыл бұрын
Only a fedora wearing neckbeard could write that comment
@user-ov1mn8zg3e
@user-ov1mn8zg3e Жыл бұрын
we have reached peak meta.
@hieronymusesquireiii380
@hieronymusesquireiii380 Жыл бұрын
Cool or scary. Life is becoming it’s own parody. Nah it’s pretty cool
@mikeg6285
@mikeg6285 3 жыл бұрын
"And before you say it, yes I AM fun at parties" ....I like this guy
@Utonian21
@Utonian21 3 жыл бұрын
I'd identify it as a GUN, of the long-ass variety..." 💀
@pickledchickennuggets8294
@pickledchickennuggets8294 3 жыл бұрын
Key and Peele are such a great combination of humor
@wildesage4172
@wildesage4172 3 жыл бұрын
I wrote song a long time ago, a real long time ago! I wrote this song in '94.
@fkaiba94
@fkaiba94 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@greenrandall143
@greenrandall143 3 жыл бұрын
“1994 Thes were the best years of my life”
@grouchyberry7279
@grouchyberry7279 7 ай бұрын
1894
@conq1273
@conq1273 3 жыл бұрын
I miss Key and Peele but sometimes, new episode just appeared out of nowhere
@RageUnchained
@RageUnchained 3 жыл бұрын
That's because key and peele episodes aren't made they just materialize from the ether
@chrism45
@chrism45 3 жыл бұрын
They post their stuff that wasn't as good now.
@sowhat...
@sowhat... Жыл бұрын
@@RageUnchained now that's a belief to live by ✊🏿😢
@MathIguess
@MathIguess 3 жыл бұрын
Attorney Tom unironically seems like he would be fun at my kind of parties haha
@rustyshackleford9154
@rustyshackleford9154 3 жыл бұрын
You want the real life version of this, just look up X-Raided. He literally got locked up for admitting murder in a song.
@thechosenfundead6626
@thechosenfundead6626 3 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention to tay k
@phabiorules
@phabiorules 3 жыл бұрын
And also Bobby Shmurda.
@masonwoodfire5328
@masonwoodfire5328 3 жыл бұрын
Not what happened I'm a big Sactown siccness fan
@randy3444
@randy3444 3 жыл бұрын
ynw melly
@Emperor_Palpatine_66
@Emperor_Palpatine_66 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone know the name of the song?
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 3 жыл бұрын
You missed pointing out that when the artist says "this is my confession, admissible in court", it doesn't actually affect its admissibility in court. That's something a lot of people seem to miss. Also, just because someone confessed, it doesn't mean they did it. Like in the video, two people confessed to killing Darnell Simmons. It could have been both of them, one of them, or neither.
@MasterShakeXYZ
@MasterShakeXYZ 3 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see that the Doctor finally settled down, got a serious job and left all that time traveling stuff behind him
@KUSHxPOPxKINGx1
@KUSHxPOPxKINGx1 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said “you can write music on experiences you haven’t had” I immediately had Slim Jesus pop in my head 😂
@Eden_M
@Eden_M 3 жыл бұрын
Try reacting to "LongbeachGriffy - rappers snitch on themselves in songs"
@WrapItUpDen28
@WrapItUpDen28 3 жыл бұрын
Haha yes dude.....yes
@fairyblu6929
@fairyblu6929 3 жыл бұрын
I just came from that video 😂😂
@noahross3642
@noahross3642 3 жыл бұрын
Yessssss 😂
@nunyabusiness5275
@nunyabusiness5275 3 жыл бұрын
@@fairyblu6929 I've seen it before, but I'm definitely going again after this video
@Roman-zq4ho
@Roman-zq4ho 3 жыл бұрын
Attorney Tom: *is my lawyer* Judge: court is now in session Attorney Tomy: Let’s GOOOOoooo
@bilfasaurus2224
@bilfasaurus2224 3 жыл бұрын
You're reviewing a Key and Peele sketch....we know you're fun at parties. Great video!!
@zachbauer2039
@zachbauer2039 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of excitement you showed at the beginning made me wanna read that book on law lmao
@artemisguides
@artemisguides 3 жыл бұрын
Can rap lyrics be used against you in court? Keegan Michael Key: “this is my confession, admissible in court”
@sowhat...
@sowhat... Жыл бұрын
Bro what? That was Jordan Peele. I think you confuse the two.
@artemisguides
@artemisguides Жыл бұрын
@@sowhat... oh dang, you’re right. I’m proud to report I’ve learned the difference between the two in these two years! I’ve also converted to a gaming channel 😅
@sowhat...
@sowhat... Жыл бұрын
@@artemisguides so you've been watching them for two years? Yea it's not so hard to tell them apart lol. But they're the best. Wym "converted to a gaming channel"?
@artemisguides
@artemisguides Жыл бұрын
@@sowhat... I mean this channel is now fully focused on gaming. Back when I left this comment, i would comment on whatever I loved/found interesting. I had playlists for rap, anime, sports, etc. now it’s down to one thing lol. And I’ve known about K&P for a while, I just had an unfortunate slip of the tongue 😅
@mikhielbluemon4213
@mikhielbluemon4213 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see two KZbin lawyers and a judge have a fake court where 1 is his defense and the other the prosecutor. If possible, have the actors come in and use their roles. Although there might be a lot of cut laughter.
@scotthill1600
@scotthill1600 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve always found it interesting as well that just because he’s allergic to shellfish, if he is. Doesn’t mean by any means that he couldn’t eat at red lobster, there are plenty of non seafood items there. At the very least you could get pasta w no shellfish… if he was actually there or not is a completely different story
@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme Жыл бұрын
He doesn't even need to eat at the Red Lobster, really. He could just be there for his cousin for the birthday party. Also, he strokes his chin when he says he hasn't killed anybody. Having played mystery games I'm always careful with words, because this also doesn't mean he killed Darnell. Could've just killed another person like a rival rapper.
@scotthill1600
@scotthill1600 Жыл бұрын
@@howareyoumoreofaclownthanmefair enough, we both made good points tbh. He doesn’t haven’t to eat shellfish or he doesn’t have to eat at all
@ohno8589
@ohno8589 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this unlisted? Still appeared on my notifications tho!
@AttorneyTom
@AttorneyTom 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry, The video was initially blocked… But I appealed and won. So it is up again!
@liamlesniowski7455
@liamlesniowski7455 3 жыл бұрын
@@AttorneyTom cool my dude
@samuelforesta
@samuelforesta 3 жыл бұрын
@@AttorneyTom that's good
@joecephus_3668
@joecephus_3668 3 жыл бұрын
@@AttorneyTom Attorney Tom, dominator of courtroom appeals and KZbin appeals. 🤘🇺🇸
@zoomermcboomer4771
@zoomermcboomer4771 3 жыл бұрын
@@AttorneyTom Well Of course you won the appeal.
@kamtroy2527
@kamtroy2527 3 жыл бұрын
There are revolvers that use moon clips so you can shoot semi auto rounds, just so you know Thomas.
@matthewadamu2495
@matthewadamu2495 3 жыл бұрын
THIS... is what a reaction video should be about. Not useless videos of people watching content laughing and making unnecessary comments. I'm subscribing. Time to learn some Law
@TroyDyamondWilson
@TroyDyamondWilson Жыл бұрын
7:28 "Pictures can be Photoshopped" IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jessejames257
@jessejames257 3 жыл бұрын
X-Raided was convicted for talking about how he murder someone in one of his songs also he was the first rapper to rap from prison I believe
@chiarosuburekeni9325
@chiarosuburekeni9325 3 жыл бұрын
Mac Dre rest in peace has a song called I'm in motion that was literally recorded over a prison phone. It is so raw and hard
@money0vrerrythin11
@money0vrerrythin11 3 жыл бұрын
Mac dre showed x raided how to rap from the phone. X raided said it in an interview, both were locked up in sac county jail.
@jessejames257
@jessejames257 3 жыл бұрын
@@money0vrerrythin11 that's probably the interview I'm thinking of so I have it backwards I just couldn't remember correctly
@money0vrerrythin11
@money0vrerrythin11 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessejames257 wasn't tryna be a smartass or nothing bro , just saying mac was the first to rap from county jail. And he showed x raided how to do it .
@jessejames257
@jessejames257 3 жыл бұрын
@@money0vrerrythin11 na it's cool it's been awhile since I seen that interview I remember there was a connection I just had it backwards
@LawrencePilgrim
@LawrencePilgrim 3 жыл бұрын
Love your content man! Your videos are one of the only things keeping me sane through law school
@joshuacollins385
@joshuacollins385 3 жыл бұрын
8:50 "and just because somebody confessed to the crime doesn't mean there aren't co-conspirators" it also doesn't mean they actually commited the crime
@PPunkShorty
@PPunkShorty 3 жыл бұрын
This got suggested after I watched Key & Peele's sketch and I'm glad I gave the vid a chance, I learned a lot. Jamaicans have always speculated that the song 'Driver A' got Buju Banton in trouble or at the very least gave feds a reason to look at him more closely. Now I wonder how right we all were and if the prosecution ever considered submitting his lyrics at his trial. Thanks for sharing your know-how and being entertaining. I think you'd be great at parties lol
@rachelnolen7566
@rachelnolen7566 3 жыл бұрын
This sketch is hilarious!! Amazing analysis!!
@jazzy4830
@jazzy4830 Жыл бұрын
This guy looks like someone who would be arrested for the contents of his hard drive.
@Mewse1203
@Mewse1203 3 жыл бұрын
I love you so much for taking this seriously. It just adds to the ridicularity of it.
@brandstark6348
@brandstark6348 3 жыл бұрын
9:48 the lawyer Say that he kill darnelll, ladies and gentleman, we got him
@kingjester1040
@kingjester1040 3 жыл бұрын
This man really trying to find every loophole here I love it
@josephdurham4950
@josephdurham4950 3 жыл бұрын
Immortal technique has a song called dance with the devil with a description crime. I always wonder if it was true or if they could ever have been charged.
@joshbarber1907
@joshbarber1907 3 жыл бұрын
Or is it just a dark fucked up story
@erichargrove2287
@erichargrove2287 3 жыл бұрын
Half of DMX's songs are him talking about committing numerous crimes 🤷
@orionweiss5418
@orionweiss5418 3 жыл бұрын
It's completely made up
@petakismyname4265
@petakismyname4265 3 жыл бұрын
It’s made up, but I was at a concert with him where he adressed your question. His answer was «It happens everyday»
@bluecoat2033
@bluecoat2033 3 жыл бұрын
That song is ducking crazy
@jessemonteon120
@jessemonteon120 3 жыл бұрын
Okay Tom, you better prove it. Youre invited to my next rager!
@kishascape
@kishascape 2 жыл бұрын
“Probable cause can’t just be a hunch” *laughs in USA Police*
@HandleBar3D
@HandleBar3D 3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 I commented before finishing the video. I loved how you caught the gun was different right away 😂 you still trying to save your client.
@MidasCat
@MidasCat Жыл бұрын
"I would call it....a gun....of the long ass variety" that shit sent me XD
@simonregan471
@simonregan471 3 жыл бұрын
One point is Gunrack should patently not have identified the weapon as 'a gun... of the long-ass variety'. Absent that identification, a defence attorney could presumably ask the officer who found the weapon 'Was the weapon you discovered near the scene a long gun - that is, a rifle? Does it use 9mm ammunition? No? So the weapon found near the scene does not match in any way the weapon used by the protagonist in the song?'
@Crossark1
@Crossark1 3 жыл бұрын
6:44 Objection! The suspect has made two separate statements about the weapon used in the crime, but those statements do not necessarily contradict one another. It’s conceivable that the suspect shot Darnell Simmons nine times with a 9mm firearm, and then proceeded to shoot him at least one more time with a gun of the long-ass variety. This entire murder has a hint of ritualism about it - this could simply be part of the killer’s MO.
@RebornLegacy
@RebornLegacy 3 жыл бұрын
That cabinet is soooo beautiful.
@advocate_of_HAKAI
@advocate_of_HAKAI Жыл бұрын
I'm an Advocate from India, and you just gave me so many more ideas for my own channel! Also, it feels a different kind of good understanding the nuances of US law from your explanation and comparing them to Indian law💯
@drossgamessports9480
@drossgamessports9480 3 жыл бұрын
"Pictures can be photo shopped" Hilarious
@davidtsmith33
@davidtsmith33 Жыл бұрын
It's hard to keep a straight face watching this sketch isn't it? This sketch is funny as heck no matter how many times you watch it. And the production is top notch. Give them that.
@JWuKong95
@JWuKong95 3 жыл бұрын
5:46 Yes, I'm very sure you're fun at parties, Tom.
@louiesatterwhite3885
@louiesatterwhite3885 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he'd be a great conversationalist.
@dancing_odie
@dancing_odie 3 жыл бұрын
Its technically possible to rechamber that revolver for 9mm but it would just make the case stronger against him
@roboticgamer1174
@roboticgamer1174 3 жыл бұрын
You missed on the fact the long ass gun probably couldn't hold 9 shots but instead 6
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 3 жыл бұрын
Revolvers can hold different numbers of shots than 6. 5 shot cylinders are actually quite common. For a smaller than magnum caliber, like 9mm, greater than 6 shot cylinders are likely.
@sigh824
@sigh824 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t he have just reloaded? Like Darnell’s not gonna get up lol
@andrelamarqjenkins
@andrelamarqjenkins 3 жыл бұрын
He could just reload the damn thing. Where the fuck is the dead guy gonna go?
@HyliRelaxed
@HyliRelaxed Жыл бұрын
One Google search later confirmed there are in fact several 9mm revolvers that come in the long ass variety.......
@GreenLightningHood
@GreenLightningHood 3 жыл бұрын
62k in three weeks? Congratulations on that growth my man.
@daninthecansousa295
@daninthecansousa295 Жыл бұрын
"Rap snitches, telling all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness "Do you see the perpetrator?" Yeah, I'm right here Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years" -MF DOOM
@hyperbunnygirl101
@hyperbunnygirl101 3 жыл бұрын
I could see you being fun at parties. One of the funniest girls I know works for the IRS. She's great at the beer pong table. I'm sure your a blast lol
@CausticSpace
@CausticSpace 3 жыл бұрын
That right there is a devil in disguise
@brianpaschal7755
@brianpaschal7755 3 жыл бұрын
I love the way you explained that, right on and keep up the great work.
@coreymillerthats
@coreymillerthats 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldnt this be like using a killers journal, like would there be a difference in description of murder if its poetic, would there be a differnce if its public like a rap song or private like a journal(it poetic style)
@alloypaulson7520
@alloypaulson7520 3 жыл бұрын
I think a big difference is a journal is autobiographical and not artistic. A published song is intended to be shared as art, and therefore artistic license becomes a factor as well as a rapper's lyrics could be a persona, or biographical.
@GuyWithAPS5
@GuyWithAPS5 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, everyone knows bob marley indeed “shot the sheriff”
@amorecredibleusername692
@amorecredibleusername692 3 жыл бұрын
@@GuyWithAPS5 I think Bobby Shmurda is a better example. And he went to prison for a long ass time for his song.
@MiniPound4Pound
@MiniPound4Pound 3 жыл бұрын
seems like a really good dude I like how you include classical lawyer thinking and analysis with modern language that we can understand and still make it entertaining, ill be subscribing
@RealUtterNonsense
@RealUtterNonsense 3 жыл бұрын
Rappers have a bad habit of snitching on themselves. I’m pretty sure this sketch was inspired by a real situation.
@creationoutbursts7700
@creationoutbursts7700 3 жыл бұрын
“I AM FUN AT PARTIES!” But bro.. did I ask?? Lmaoo
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 жыл бұрын
Dang I was about to call out that the gun wasn't a 9mm and that there is no way it has a 9 shot cylinder and you literally got my back. Thanks Tom.
@Chris_Noir
@Chris_Noir 3 жыл бұрын
I’m allergic to shellfish and love red lobster, they got banging biscuits
@roryross3878
@roryross3878 3 жыл бұрын
It's a brilliant sketch, never expected legal analysis. First time I've wondered why they didn't make the date of the murder September 9 to add another 9 to the confession loop.
@Dingosean
@Dingosean 2 жыл бұрын
New Law - as of September 30 2022 in California, this absolutely cannot be used as evidence in court without judicial review.
@puttingoutenoch
@puttingoutenoch 3 жыл бұрын
Oj Simpson's workout video was used as evidence in his court case
@ThogDontCare
@ThogDontCare Жыл бұрын
Even if that long revolver was a 9mm, he'd 100% have to reload it at least once to have landed 9 shots on Darnell Simmons. 😂😂😂
@Flowerlytdm
@Flowerlytdm 3 жыл бұрын
major plot twist: Tom was never a lawyer
@kashu8774
@kashu8774 3 жыл бұрын
Basically, he just studied law for fun!?
@haileycandeza-solano
@haileycandeza-solano 3 жыл бұрын
@@kashu8774 he studied law for sport.
@securatyyy
@securatyyy 3 жыл бұрын
"Pictures can be photoshopped" lmao I died
@MultiSycorax
@MultiSycorax 3 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not Smith and wesson makes an 8 shot 9 millimeter revolver. Popular in competition.
@meumnomen
@meumnomen 3 жыл бұрын
Why'd this come up in my feed? I've got no idea, but I'm pretty glad it did. Thanks, Tom.
@mattheadplus
@mattheadplus 3 жыл бұрын
Just found your videos this week and it's gotten me really interested in your profession, maybe I'll reply to this comment in 10 years saying I'm a lawyer now 🤣
@Br4vado
@Br4vado 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably my new favorite channel just a mad lad arguing with himself in a fantasy court
@phil7622
@phil7622 3 жыл бұрын
Attorney Tom got me free of the war crime charges in Bosnia, so subscribe to him
@Princeomishore
@Princeomishore 3 жыл бұрын
This was a fucking great video man. Its cool that I learned a lot while also laughing at the key&peele sketch.
@samuelforesta
@samuelforesta 3 жыл бұрын
He planned those nines so that they rhymed.
@madhur8817
@madhur8817 3 жыл бұрын
just stop
@samuelforesta
@samuelforesta 3 жыл бұрын
@@madhur8817 ):
@herringtonoso4064
@herringtonoso4064 3 жыл бұрын
"I hate to break it to you, I ain't kill nobody."
@Conk-bepis
@Conk-bepis 3 жыл бұрын
There are some weird green lines across your video throughout, is there something wrong with your camera or are they intentional ? cause I really hope my screen isn't broken, lol
@OTisnochOT
@OTisnochOT 3 жыл бұрын
well i hate to break it to you but i think your screen is broke
@JohnDoe-vw4zf
@JohnDoe-vw4zf 3 жыл бұрын
Your screen is fine
@eggbound7285
@eggbound7285 3 жыл бұрын
It happen to me as well so your screen Is fine that's why i came to tje comments lol.
@WeirdTigy
@WeirdTigy 3 жыл бұрын
It happened to me as well
@krumpits
@krumpits 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a KZbin issue, been happening to lots of people lately across multiple devices/screens
@skateroffortune
@skateroffortune Жыл бұрын
It seem to be a gun... of the long ass variety
@renagonpoi5747
@renagonpoi5747 3 жыл бұрын
2:26 if the case had any more complexity, Attorney Tom would be out of the frame.
@MLind13
@MLind13 3 жыл бұрын
This sketch is great and this analysis is even better.... I love this
@Jessie_Helms
@Jessie_Helms 3 жыл бұрын
I curious, could the police actually find out if you have an allergy? Like, any lawyer would tell their defendant “Dude just show you AREN’T allergic” if they weren’t, but wouldn’t it be a HIPPA violation to try and demand evidence of an allergy?
@dark2023-1lovesoni
@dark2023-1lovesoni Жыл бұрын
They don't have to demand records. They can order a simple allergy test to be done by a doctor working with the police department. Basically they scratch your skin, usually on your back, then put small amounts of various allergens on each scratch and look for a reaction.
@FighteroftheNightman
@FighteroftheNightman Жыл бұрын
I liked how you mentioned corroberating evidence. I remember as a cid agent in the army being pissed when JAG said they were opining no PC existed bc a confession alone isnt good enough for a conviction 😂
@spthibault
@spthibault 3 жыл бұрын
Man.. I'd love to see Attorney Tom and Legal Eagle cross overs... dual or opposing counsel's!
@Ruestar1
@Ruestar1 3 жыл бұрын
Im flying pretty high here dude. This shit is fucking hilarious.
@911mykid
@911mykid 3 жыл бұрын
Can we focus our attention on country music singing about how hot their daughters are 🤮
@PodiumTuningRacing
@PodiumTuningRacing 3 жыл бұрын
Yuck
@tb8654
@tb8654 3 жыл бұрын
What country songs??
@jaihummel5057
@jaihummel5057 3 жыл бұрын
What songs lol
@chiarosuburekeni9325
@chiarosuburekeni9325 3 жыл бұрын
What song is this?
@stevestever8907
@stevestever8907 3 жыл бұрын
They actually have a fair point Ive heard a lot of country music, the one ive heard of kinda like that is Farmers Daughter, which js about a guy singing about how he met his wife, the daughter of a farmer he was *working for*
@phil-f716
@phil-f716 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you broke this down haha this always made me think lol
@bassman9261995
@bassman9261995 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand why this wouldn’t be hearsay. It’s a statement that’s not made under oath that is presented for the truth of its contents.
@HipProGamer
@HipProGamer 3 жыл бұрын
It's useable becuase even though it's not under oath it works with the evidence. If the lyrics didnt match up with most of the evidence then it's not usable.
@Cutest-Bunny998
@Cutest-Bunny998 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't this a statement against interest? There is no hearsay rule on suspect confessions as far as I know.
@mymymy9452
@mymymy9452 3 жыл бұрын
*People hate lawyers until they need one.*
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