REAL-LIFE CHRISTMAS GHOST HUNT GOES WRONG!

[@quuhod]

I love it when he gets angry with his lovely wife, she just laughs every time.

[@Digitiser]

I think my anger is ineffectual for some reason.

[@Digitiser]

@Samson Themighty Seems a bit unnecessary.

[@RockYeahh]

Eli: "Stand back so there's no genital interference."

[@Psy1402]

There's so much to unpack in this episode. Blindings. Injuries. A near vomiting. Eli looking like a maniac vagrant while eating a leaf. The genuine fear in Biffo's voice when he says "i've had enough now!" This is the true meaning of Christmas.

[@Digitiser]

I'd had enough then.

[@swanningabout]

@@Digitiser and now?

[@martinlynn4733]

Eli always has an infectious laugh, always makes me laugh when I hear him laughing lol

[@Gambit771]

The entire Daniel Dancer in a sack bit was by far one of the funniest things I've seen in a while and this is my second time watching it. I like how the subtitles at the start tells you when to applause.

[@Digitiser]

Hah!

[@smoni19]

I loved every second of this utter mayhem

[@EmeraldLavigne]

Why i listen to Cheap Show & have notifications turned on for this channel.

[@lukemiller158]

“I’m all muddy and I’m in a sack.” 🤣

[@Digitiser]

I was muddy and in a sack, though!

[@lukemiller158]

@@Digitiser Just hope to god it wasn’t the same sack Ebeneezer was using in the Pant-oh 😂

[@dragan2324]

Any time Biffo looks confused or distraught, you know you're in for a good time

[@Digitiser]

That's me 24/7.

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

I wouldn't object if you turned this entire channel into a ghost hunting show ♥

[@SamoIsKing]

“Are they ashes?” “No, they’re intact” 10 out of fucking 10. 😂

[@Digitiser]

Glad somebody picked up on it.

[@SamoIsKing]

@@Digitiser humour as quick as a whippet with a bum full of dynamite

[@laura-mt3tb]

god this is chaotic and brilliant and i smiled the whole way through.

[@Digitiser]

Woot!

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

AKA "Several grown adults fail to use torches safely"

[@RockYeahh]

He brought Keith! Yes!

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

Pushed the boat out on the budget this time I see, managing to get Super Mario on as a special guest.

[@MichaelLaneMonkeywrench]

The tree stump trying to remove Gannon's goolies was metal

[@punkpieuk]

2 seconds in and I'm laughing my head off because there's a space after the opening bracket and before Presenter for NO REASON.

[@Digitiser]

Attention to detail.

[@thrilhous]

( Septic)

[@lemonynebula]

Scariest thing, I was walking my dog through the woods when he started barking like mad. He's normally not very vocal so I went to see what he was barking at. As I ventured further into the darkness a strange voice yelled out from the black "Don't go there!". I thought of turning away then and there but my curiosity got the better of me. I peeked round a tree to see where the voice came from and no lie, I swear I saw some hairy crazy guy dressed in white with a giant nose rolling around in a sack yelling "Don't film my bumhole!". I never went back to that woods again.

[@Digitiser]

What can that have been?!?

[@fredrikolsson5867]

It's great seeing all of you out there together like this.^^ This was really funny! 😁

[@HowlinMadMurD0C]

Knowing Paul’s love of breaking in to song I’m So disappointed in Him, he missed a golden opportunity to sing “Hold me closer, Daniel Dancer”

[@cheapshow]

Cut for time

[@KingofPotatoPeople]

Got to say Digitiser always continues to surprise and innovate. I came for the ghost hunting but stayed for the sight of middle aged men inexplicably chewing leaves and spitting on a tree stump

[@gilgammesh1]

Pantheon of possible phantoms xD i swear ive watched this over 5 times now and i notice amazing quotes every time.

[@AcornElectron]

Consistently consistent non-corporeal Christmas content!

[@nixellated2349]

This is everything I wanted for Christmas, thank you Biffo, hope you and your family have a good one!

[@Digitiser]

You too, Nixy!

[@9UWmember]

"Goes wrong" is such a staple of the channel that it might as well be the channels name. But yes! I love this ghost show, the level of reverence for the subject matter is just on the perfect level.

[@Digitiser]

This is hard to dispute.

[@SkrimOnYouTube]

This reminds me of school trips with confused teachers.

[@Digitiser]

Fair.

[@cosmicmoonfrost]

This was brilliant - would love to see this as a regular series!

[@alexwells6876]

Dare i say a new channel!

[@deadafchannelkden]

Yes!!

[@Digitiser]

Well, this IS the channel for it - and we'll be doing lots more next year, hopefully with some more guests joining us on our paranormal adventures.

[@gullyfoyle2615]

This is a masterpiece! I give it 5 bags of popcorn and 3 chewed up leaves!

[@sharona1981]

'I've brought my trusty K2 EMF meter.' 'And what does that detect again Paul?' 'Absolutely fucking nebulous nothing.' 😂😂

[@EmeraldLavigne]

Mr Biffo: "Here, let me get in a sack & lay on the cold muddy ground in the forest dressed in 18th century sleeping gown at night & send everyone away." Also Mr Biffo at 38:13 "Oh no, the entirely foreseeable consequences of my action."

[@mikepatterson1]

2 minutes in is all it takes for Gannon and Eli to blind themselves. Start as you mean to go on 😂😂

[@SMlFFY85]

At about 20:09 Eli properly starts looking like a woodland gnome.

[@laura-mt3tb]

my heart cant take it

[@NikkiandBunty]

I'll be your Daniel Dancer, dancer for money! Boo who you want me to boo!

[@UnChannelDuVulpineX]

That was effing brilliant! Thank-you lady and gentlemen.

[@Digitiser]

You're very welcome, Vulpine!

[@jacksteel6689]

Both outings of Digitiser's Supernatural World have been absolutely hilarious; I hope we get to see more in the future!

[@Digitiser]

You will!

[@anumeon]

This video is so good that it deserves the victory fanfare from Final Fantasy VII... :)

[@Doiknowyou566]

Recommendation: Watching this with horror ambience playing in another tab is hilarious.

[@thomasjohnston9795]

We appreciate the pain ya went through biffo

[@Digitiser]

Well, it's about time I was appreciated!

[@bangersandmash91]

"Yellow or Green, Nothing to be seen. Ah, Shit"

[@georgiadreamingbb1245]

Paul he did infact fart when you thought he did hahahaha

[@DiggingForFacts]

Eli Silverman (Septic).... He probably has gone by now, yeah

[@entity8019]

Two minutes in and having proper belly laughs. I'm going to have to finish this at a later point....

[@Digitiser]

Don't dirty yourself!

[@whyyousobudu]

So glad you made another of these,

[@Digitiser]

We'll be doing even more!

[@hankshanklin]

I don't know if anyone else saw it, but i'm pretty sure i saw the ghost of my old green laser pen floating around. I'm not sure if it was an orb, or just the manifestation of the laser emitting itself around the heads of the contestants. Impressive battery duration though, i lost that laser pen back in the late 90s, in that very same forest, (although i can't remember the name of the forest at the moment, but i know it was that very same one, because i recognised some of the trees).

[@Digitiser]

Definitely an orb.

[@swanningabout]

Minge

[@thekelvingreen]

Well, I'm convinced. I'm going to go and leave an offering in the woods right now.

[@antster1983]

A bone for Slepp in memory of Barshens?

[@smacksalad]

The Bickerening

[@MusicFurler]

I am watching this in spring2022, why? I needed a laugh. It reminds me of the old Top Gear, Poor Mr. Biffo all his well-made plans are scuppered with adolescent jokes and silliness. But, it works out so well and is so funny to watch.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Most Haunted move aside. This was certainly more entertaining.

[@vemacrinnon9752]

Thanks for the giggles and laughs. Gotta love Biffo and crew. Merry xmas all.

[@Digitiser]

Merry Christmas, you.

[@neilgrundy]

This is everything that Ashens and the Polybius Heist wasn't.

[@Digitiser]

I'm unable to argue with that.

[@neilgrundy]

@@Digitiser 😁

[@g10118]

I can tell this will be great before even watching it!

[@Pencliff]

The Blair Witch sequel we've been waiting for since 1999 has arrived

[@smacksalad]

Literally just walked back from the kitchen thinking "I wonder if we'll have an xmas episode of Digitiser?'" and this pops up! Three days ago.

[@Digitiser]

Well, there's another two on the way!

[@smacksalad]

@@Digitiser This is acceptable

[@WhatHoSnorkers]

It's Ghostwatch for a whole new era. Lovely stuff. I laughed, I loved, I learned!

[@treacletruffle]

Brilliant.

[@esmeyoung1396]

A chihuahua with a loud speaker! I'm dying lol 😆 🤣 😂

[@BigTsutts]

yet another digi classic

[@lordmellis7135]

So this may have just been the funniest thing I've seen this year🤣

[@Digitiser]

Huzzah!

[@adamdenby1282]

Less than 5 min in Mr biffo lost control

[@Digitiser]

OF MY BOWELS!!!!

[@Infamousuk]

Amazing

[@kasper-3099]

Best episode ever.

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Kasper.

[@gilgammesh1]

I love the moment Eli borned Keith

[@jonmahashintina]

knocking ganons testies about seems to block all further ghostly signals

[@MatroxMillennium]

"EMF" "That's unbelievable!" Oh! xD

[@davidhale9730]

Schwenck crawls out from the water, Dancer crawls out of a sack... ...and Street Hawk rides out on his motorcycle just like a bat outta hell, gone when the morning comes! 😂

[@theprimo100]

I believe they talked about this guy on Cheapshow once.

[@Digitiser]

That was a different miser, apparently. More or less the same story though!

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

Haven't watched it yet but I'm hoping Eli brought Keith along to channel some supernatural powers

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

28:45 WITCH HOLE IS ENGAGED

[@thehootsforce4201]

The dog goes quiet as does the sound of gunfire. Old Yeller flashback.

[@Swampberry]

Paused Police Academy to watch this - not disappointed 😂🪦🪦🪦👀

[@Digitiser]

The original? Heresy!

[@Tambo74]

Excellent! worthy of an oscar Mr. Biffo. However I understand your frustration Eli and Paul are additionally unique but I fear more effort could have been made on all accounts. Just ham It up man every one loves a bit of Ham don't they.

[@defs8073]

My favourite

[@Soopytwist]

Damn it, these always near give me an asthma attack! First it was Streethawk and now it's "in turd".

[@smacksalad]

Magical.

[@TylerAtlasRay]

Why am I only just now watching this channel?

[@Digitiser]

Welcome!

[@ilikemorestuff]

We never even found out if Bob the hellhound survived on cheap chicken noodles after his dental defacement :(

[@RFC-3514]

If you add up their mental ages you get one legal adult.

[@Akikosdream]

This is the best episode since the fireworks episode XD

[@Theytoldmetodoit1]

Was the intro a nod to Arthur C Clarke's Mysterious World?

[@Digitiser]

Maaaaaybe...

[@hankshanklin]

Didn't Elton John sing a song about Daniel Dancer's brother, Tony?

[@kasper-3099]

Nah that's Tony Danza

[@hankshanklin]

@@kasper-3099 Tony Danza is Daniel Dancer's brother?

[@Ashley-jp4nn]

THE TREES *ARE* ALIVE

[@gubbins1622]

I wonder if Arthur.C.Clarke had these problems when filming mysterious world?🤔

[@neilunknown]

Septic Eli Silverman. Genius!

[@EggBastion]

Soilverman

[@Khranok]

3 grown men in the woods chewing up leaves and spitting them on a tree stump... What's worse is I'm jealous, its totally got the energy of those adventures you went on with mates at school 😂

[@supernovaleftover1812]

Sometimes it's hard to distinguish between professional ghost hunters and mere amateurs. The level of research and thorough investigation, not to mention Paul's flashy thing, leave me in no doubt as to which camp this group fall in to. I can also confidently say that there's no other group more likely to find proof that ghosts exist that these people. Let's hope the search continues.

[@Digitiser]

We intend to turn our expertise towards UFOs next...

[@cobra_commander2255]

When I saw you appear with that damn nose, I almost choked on my food. XD

[@lordspectre316]

Hold me closer daniel dancer

[@kylerowe666]

I knew this would be carnage and I wasn’t dissapointed

[@Digitiser]

There's a tragic inevitability to it.

[@Iris_Studios]

I to have been searching for the Christmas spirit. So far I’ve only found the whiskey.

[@HauntedCJ]

I like Eli's big lunchbox

[@UnChannelDuVulpineX]

10:54 Best joke in the video.

[@Digitiser]

Proud of that one.

[@reececowell6642]

Ooooh tiny man

[@beatchef]

He's The Greatest Dancer by Sister Sledge actually goes "Oh what wow! He's the greatest dancer" and if you listen closely you can hear that's what it is. I also thought it was "I wonder why"

[@EmeraldLavigne]

You know, there was a time when adults traipsing around in the woods like children just simply wouldn't be done.... I'm really glad we don't live in that world anymore.

[@BloodrealmX]

_"Dancer & Schwenk: Paul-anormal Activity"_ Coming to a theatre nowhere near you. Rated Digi-13.

[@EmeraldLavigne]

"Miser Gene" sounds like a Weird Al parody of "Billy Jean."

[@dannynewey4056]

Where's 'Waldo's farm'?!?! 😂

[@dannynewey4056]

By the way, the words to that 'Chic', song are "Oh, what, wow He's the greatest dancer"! Do I win 5 quid? 😂 or was it 'Sister Sledge'?!?! We NEVER got to see the " Sledge", did we???! HUMBUG!!! 😠 😂

[@Digitiser]

Waldo's Farm isn't there anymore...

[@MusicFurler]

You could have put a fiver on the tree stump and come back later to see if there was any "change"!!

[@millards2]

How much weed did eli have in his bag ?

[@marlastrongbow]

What a fucking shambles. A beautiful, hilarious shambles

[@Digitiser]

It was a terrible mess.

[@pedrofurla]

lol, septic. Poor Eli.

[@EmeraldLavigne]

Inquiring minds want to know: Does anybody make a "Hold me closer Daniel Dancer" joke?