Real Main Character Syndrome

[@DeathsinkTV]

1:29 If I remember correctly the context to this was that the dead person was a fashion designer and this model was their friend/client and she was paying tribute to the designer this way.

[@queefgod420]

aww, okay that makes complete sense, i love that!

[@giddycadet]

that's actually awesome

[@joemama8595]

Yeah I remember seeing film cooper’s video on this

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

@@joemama8595Title?

[@tomservo_]

That was my thought as the only reason it would be seen as acceptable. Glad it was the case haha.

[@vividthoughts4824]

3:24 this girl actually lost her kids in the airport cause she was drunk out of her mind, and began blaming everyone who worked there for losing them, turned out she was asleep at the wrong terminal after leaving the bar and the kids were waiting at the right one, the kids were not even teenagers yet 😮‍💨

[@CrazyStories55]

so the mum was actually lost? 🤦‍♂

[@vividthoughts4824]

@@CrazyStories55 😭 exactly 😂

[@suemommie]

Yup…. “Find my churrin’” ….. she’s asking people to find her children.

[@bossyspaghetti]

​@suemommie you don't want to know how long I looked through the comments to find this... ...like 40 whole seconds😂

[@nicole757]

i used to work at the airport, i don’t know how she wasn’t tackled immediately. there are police and security everywhere - maybe they were in shock at her tantrum

[@jordanmontgomery8029]

Ex-Tattoo artist here, that does look like a legit tattoo in the healing process. One of the biggest skills you learn is talking clients out of bad ideas because if you do it, it reflects on you. However, there are plenty of irresponsible artists who will do anything aslong as they get paid, this tend to be because they are poor artists and they need all the work they can get.

[@MagicMonkey96]

If she’s dead set on getting him tattooed on her at LEAST steer her away from the face 😭😭😭

[@PotatoObliteratorGD]

@@MagicMonkey96 lmaoo

[@jordanmontgomery8029]

@@vanbalzup6481 There is indeed but it's usually because they can't afford to turn down paid work and generally you get what you pay for. If I was getting a portrait or a face tattoo, let alone both, it would not be from one of those artists! I do see your point though, we've seen mid-price tattooing disappearing so this type of work is going to worst artists.

[@Pseudomonasa]

I would tattoo anything on ppl even if I would be a millionaire 😂🎉 like you want a D on your forehead like a unicorn? Yes! Ok let's go 😂

[@Stop_Gooning]

My best friend is a tattoo artist and he refuses to work on me because I don't take good care of my skin Who you turn down says just as much as who you've worked on.

[@maxbailey9164]

Bruh assaulting airline workers because your flight is delayed whilst in an airport full of armed guards is next level deranged

[@byZorxn]

Well well well

[@Burn_Slow]

Usual suspects

[@wenfrei4142]

SIS was in the wrong terminal

[@Chonkems]

Not to mention in Miami Intl. Which literally has its own dedicated tac team.

[@Th3_sent1nel]

Girl rolled a 1 for intelligence

[@emma-janeadamson4099]

If the divorced lady wants to wear her ex-wedding dress to a concert, fine. I'm guessing it was expensive and she's only worn it once. If she wants to send her friend a pic as an inside joke about the divorce, fine. When she makes a big deal out of it online, it's definitely weird.

[@alexandraw6264]

Yeah I feel like that one is the most harmless for sure. Divorce is hard on people. And she probably only posted it to her limited amount of followers not expecting it to blow up so much.

[@JohnPoopsTV]

No.

[@flamezodiac5736]

Weird either way

[@emma-janeadamson4099]

@@flamezodiac5736 we're all allowed to be weird. I once put on my wedding dress to "baptise" a dolly, and it's no one else's business. People do charity runs in wedding dresses. A concert's not that insane.

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

I'll accept it tbh. It's eyebrow raising, but not criminal to me lol. She wants to be silly, and that's fine.

[@rhetteffectbeats]

9:52 "The problem is you consumed it instead of selling it" while wearing a shirt he definitely bought

[@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler]

@@rhetteffectbeats the guy really just said "money can be exchanged for goods and services."

[@wafflesthearttoad6916]

And filming on a camera he definitely bought

[@General_Madness]

Nah bro you should live in a cardboard box, get food out the trash, and not wear any clothes, whenever you get money just buy and sell things

[@Sigma_Function]

Bigman george has uploaded hopefully "Athena" doesn't kill him

[@12bree4]

Wait I used to know a girl in high school that we called athena

[@thook1841]

@@12bree4 did she only just discover why on a holiday

[@Zack_F1]

​@@12bree4Stop da cap 🧢

[@masterv4163]

she gonna attack george frfr

[@Randombookwoorm]

​@@12bree4why was she called that?

[@Kaiji...]

George can’t be the main character, we haven’t even unlocked his face yet and I even have Yoda unlocked.

[@Voting-does-nothing]

If you are complaining about someone else thinking they are a main character that means you are a self certified NPC.... Cos if you aint the main character you the NPC......

[@RominiyiOmodona]

@@Voting-does-nothing bro chill

[@Gxmergeddon]

@@Voting-does-nothing ngastopyappin

[@SKIBIDICUMSLUTSKIBIDICUM]

@@Voting-does-nothingthen so are u?

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

@@Voting-does-nothing everyones a main character in their own story

[@SienAppelsien]

Bruh lying down on the ground on the subway is insane that floor is so DIRTY

[@kygodragon4782]

That was not a subway, if anything it was a burger king.

[@notyourordinarygran]

I would have just sat down with my legs over him. He would have moved eventually.

[@Sergio-nb4hj]

​@@kygodragon4782That is a subway station in NYC

[@peterkotara]

Not as dirty as his face after I wipe my feet on it.

[@paichni3474]

16:02 she’s thinking of the the cinema like watching a movie with friends or family, half paying attention and half having fun talking. The difference is everyone knows and likes each other when they’re watching a movie in the living room, but nobody gives the slightest shit about anyone else in the movie theatre.

[@perpetualsick]

Exactly. you can enjoy things with friends and family in the theater, but you can’t be obnoxious. You may be as obnoxious as you like in your living room.

[@laurisaarinen1126]

Yeah i think it's okay to talk quiet/whisper things to your friends in a movie theater, i sometimes do but i always feel like i should try to say as little as i can. I'm naturally a chatty person but i would feel like an asshole saying anything out loud.

[@Razzy-sr4oq]

I once went to a Halloween late night release of a film I'd been looking towards. A row of Gen Z kids were talking through it, getting increasingly louder and louder. Others, men my age (millennial) politely asked them to quiet down. They ignored it and continously treat the theater like their personal living room. So I bellowed, with all the fury and unbridled rage seething in my soul. "SHUT UP. SHUT THE FCK UP." Pure silence reigned. 15 minutes later, the dozen or so kids left. I apologized after the film to my movie-goers beside me, but they were grateful and understanding. I will not tolerate such disrespect in the theater.

[@1988orpheus]

And the worst is, she is kind of a celebrity...

[@tori-loo]

We went to see Deadpool vs Wolverine the other day and the people on the back row, directly behind us, got there about 5 minutes after the film started.. The one at the front came in with his phone torch pointed upwards so it went in everyone's eyes straight away and when they got to the seats behind us his phone torch was literally above our heads shining the light down on our faces and laps.. Not even at their seat numbers.. Then he spoke for most of the film, the actual worst type of person

[@aaronhurst4379]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that

[@AstirWirble]

This is why cinemas need staff in the theatres lol

[@mozariahrain8363]

That's when you get up and go to the main front area of the cinema or where they accept tickets, and complain. Usually they have someone come in and remove them.

[@NPK476]

Reason #281 why I only go to drive-ins.

[@Cowboy_Frog]

@@NPK476drive ins are elite. All the ones near me closed. 😢

[@FghtClb28]

14:34 she should NOT be saying jack about cars when she got her seatbelt tucked under her wing like a mother bird 😭😭

[@shadowtheeggdog6020]

STOPPP💀

[@Onlyonsaturdays]

nobody taking bout how he said we dont have priuses in the uk

[@LisaNC832]

Plus she's a shallow twit 😅

[@jphenry3404]

@@Onlyonsaturdays He said it about the pick-up truck man

[@PlagueDoktore]

​@@Onlyonsaturdays I think he meant the Honda but they're in UK, right? We got them here in Norway. Both the Honda and Toyota Prius

[@cameronheron8551]

The woman with the Speaker is looking for a fight I guarantee. She's looking around and looks upset that no one has given her the time of day yet

[@Stop_Gooning]

What year were you born? When I was a kid, people would walk around blasting music out of boomboxes (portable audio cassette tape players with built in speakers, powered by D cell batteries) all the time! If you didn't like somebody else's music, you'd just turn yours up louder

[@theoneonline1609]

Yeah that’s not how the world works anymore grandpa, now you can’t do that. This lady knows it which is why she’s doing it and looking around looking pist. She wants someone preferably the driver/security to tell her to turn it off so she can go ham. Lol

[@Stop_Gooning]

@@theoneonline1609 it was a mistake to stop beating children. Look how they grew up

[@cameronheron8551]

@@theoneonline1609 "The Future is now old man" - Dewy

[@perpetualsick]

@@Stop_Gooning how rude and inconsiderate

[@sp00kyg1rl]

The cats 😂 “ignore this guy, pick me, nah he’s a joker, look I’m way cuter”

[@t.a.ackerman4098]

My fav too!

[@HeroOfTime2610]

You know I'm loving these longer videos, I remember when memeulous videos only used to be 8 minutes, sometimes 10 minutes to get that ad revenue and I'm more than happy to receive more memeulous content!

[@AquascapingLiverpool]

They were 8 minutes because KZbin changed the ad time from 10 to 8.

[@HeroOfTime2610]

@@AquascapingLiverpool yeah ik

[@JakubS]

People who speak during the movie somehow dont realise that 1. New movies first come out in the cinema, so if somebody wants to watch it and later join conversations with friends about the film, they can 2. Many people prefer seeing a movie on a big screen with 4K with booming surround sound audio (and 3D glasses), instead of their old TV/computer with two shitty speakers

[@EmoBearRights]

Yup entitled bint is going to the special hell with the pdfiles - Firefly reference.

[@ZombieDime]

@@EmoBearRights " If you take advantage of her you will go to a special level of hell. A level reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater" Special hell for the blond git for sure

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

No srsly does she not get that most people doesn't have a whole building wall of screen with surround sound in their houses?

[@DaMuss-e2w]

@@EmoBearRights If she wants to do a running commentary on a film she can do that in her own home, where the only people she bothers is whoever is in the house, not random people who paid to watch a movie at the Cinemas.

[@DavidVanVlerah]

I agree about people talking in the theater, but when I went to see The Sixth Sense, at the part where his teacher screamed "Freak!" at him, some woman yelled out "Oh, no he diin't!" and that was the funniest thing I ever heard during a movie. I wasn't mad at her. 😂

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

I think that counts as a reaction so it's fine. Conversation, though...

[@WWNbroadcasts]

That’s funny af 😭

[@LaurenTheorist]

It's fun to be in a movie theatre reacting with people. Laughing, crying, cheering... But not just hearing someone talking to someone!

[@actuallytasha1527]

I love hearing other peoples reactions, one time though these girls had a go at me for laughing during Spiderman No Way Home because of the Peter's all bouncing off each other and told me my laugh was disgusting so whenever I laughed going forward they glared at me then mocked my laughter, it was awful.

[@shannanlindibanana]

The guy with the barbell gave a proper tom and Jerry scream 😂😂😂

[@johnc5258]

Hammer nail 😢

[@FowlsNest]

George doesn't know the lore of Wafflehouse. I suggest an entire video watching Wafflehouse fights

[@SquirrelNebula]

American that came to say this. 😂

[@gingerkitty1425]

Not American but i thought the fights happened at IHOP

[@SquirrelNebula]

@@gingerkitty1425 oh god no. Waffle House is number one, followed by Denny's. Both open 24 hours so they get a lot of drunk people. IHOP is mostly family's and a few truck drivers. Most close at 11 or 12 missing the after hours bar rush. -former 3rd shift Denny's waitress. 😉

[@douglaspickens4484]

​@gingerkitty1425 It really depends and is (truly sadly) predictably based on where you are. In poorer areas, the fights will happen at any establishment. IHOP is everywhere, so they can run the full spectrum from nice (bring the family) to full ghetto. Waffle House (which I love) is only in the southeastern US (the poorest part of the country by far,) so most of them have their fair share of dumb drama.

[@FlyingFox86]

I'm not American, but I saw an SNL sketch about.

[@delta006yt]

9:26 "there's like no air circulation in a plane" Avgeek here. Actually the air inside an aircraft's cabin is fully replaced every 3 minutes. The air enters the plane through the engines, gets filtered and pressurised, and finally enters the cabin. Around half of the air in the cabin is refiltered to be used again and the other half is expelled outside the aircraft.

[@AhriOfAstora]

My experience flying cheap ass airlines is that it feels stuffy but maybe its just that they pump warmer air?

[@snasturbate1087]

as an autistic, I never know when to laugh at something, but your laugh is contagious and actually matches when I would also laugh at times.. thank you, it helps. eases my brain

[@marvelgaynesstotheMax]

10:17 Don’t worry George, this is the average waffle house experience.

[@OpossumNotPossum]

I was searching for this comment! 😭

[@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

3:35 I believe she's requesting a damn thorough tasering from security.

[@EyelessAugust]

13:11 me pretending to be asleep with my DS under the pillow

[@pyromaniac456]

too real dude 🤣

[@Nobby76]

I still find it so funny, when somene loses their shit in a shop or in Mc donalds or in an airport and smash up a load of stuff, casuing at minimum a couple of grands worth of damage. Then look at the person and still demand to be helped/served. Like they think they are going to get stella customer service after THAT..

[@neilgodwin6531]

Big Mac with added bodily fluids.....😂

[@Stop_Gooning]

IKR "My brother in Christ, I wasn't going to serve you _before_ you f*cked up the rest of my night shift..."

[@nicole757]

i bartended at the airport and had a man come in and just start verbally abusing the staff. he was shocked when we ignored him until the sheriff showed up and escorted him out. it’s a good technique if you want to miss your flight.

[@deadinside8781]

@@nicole757This healed me a little. The amount of times people were belligerent or try to use intimidation to get their way…. LADY. NONE OF THAT IS GOING TO CHANGE THE POLICY OR TAKE YOUR RECEIPT OUT OF EXPIRATION. It was a children’s store so it’s mainly mothers.

[@easybush7291]

What a "shock" Zara Larsson somebody who has been a chart-topper for years, now believes they are that important enough that they believe everybody wants to talk to her anytime she's in the room with other people 😆

[@dugsssaojwvej]

Fast reply

[@zainkhalil7494]

I wanna agree or disagree but this grammar makes it hard to realise what point you are making

[@dominicrichardson5546]

Who?

[@zainkhalil7494]

@@dominicrichardson5546 google exists

[@zainkhalil7494]

@@dominicrichardson5546 google is free

[@justcallmeavi3255]

15:25 - "DATS A SICK CAR, WHATUTALKING ABOUT?!" - Really is, looks like a Range Rover on steroids!

[@Cowboy_Frog]

It’s a jeep gladiator. A certain type of person drives them. Not the sort that girl was trying to say but a certain sort for sure. Not my cup of tea but you do you.

[@fridaedlund6491]

The girl walking runway on a funeral was a designers funeral and it was the designers clothes she was wearing. If im not wrong the dead person even voiced this wish when alive.

[@indianastones6032]

Oh no! The dead fadhion designer is being the main character then!! Seriously though, i thinks its actually good of them to do what is one of the designers last wishes!!!

[@beewest5704]

​@@indianastones6032Nah some last wishes are ......

[@KJDrawz_and_Stuff]

15:40 As a woman I love all these cars(especially the truck)

[@Faith01841]

George is the main character of my world, I am a mere admirer

[@Voting-does-nothing]

If you are saying about someone else thinking they are a main character that means you are a self certified NPC.... Cos if you aint the main character you the NPC......

[@kygodragon4782]

I use to think George was good too, but then I grew up. Only children enjoy his content and I see that now.

[@baron420]

7:51 i thought the woman farted

[@marvelgaynesstotheMax]

No literally, I was so confused 😂 Edit: I don’t see how that wasn’t the intention of that sound honestly, rewatched it like 3 times

[@MagnaEssence]

😂 you have a... great head, that makes it 100x funnier, never change 😂🤣

[@lovffle]

💀💀

[@Heather-nq4rv]

😂😂😂

[@squidwardtentacles6581]

12:25 I was once on the BART system (San Francisco metro) and a guy was eating a bowl of cereal out of a plastic bag in a takeaway noodle box (full to the brim with milk), spilling it all over the floor, seats, and himself... so I kind of understand why they'd ban eating.

[@oiseaufeu]

I never saw that in Montreal, but I did see multiple spilled drinks on seats and floor. It's rarely solid food. And the worst one that I saw was poop that someone walked on it. It was also directly at the train's entrance. As far as I know, the Mtreal subway still allows food and drinks since I see a bunch of people eating/drinking in the train. The STM doesn't have the funding (société de transport de Montréal) to have security on the waiting area on every stations. A few have security, but it's mainly the most important stations. I ate plenty of times in the subway and never got told and I try to be considerate about it like not having a bowl of soup/cereal and have my drinks in well concealed bottles. And if I dropped something, I'd pick it up and throw it in a garbage can at my station. There's a bunch of trash can in every station, but people seem to not really care much.

[@thelilredhead7005]

11:55 if this is a real arrest that pisses me off. Police actively ignore real shit going down in California but arrest someone for eating where he's not supposed to eat?

[@cptteacosy6158]

Im a dude who enjoys discussing movies while im watching them, which is why i watch movies at home and dont go to the cinema

[@Lin-rh6qs]

The fireworks one, I'm pretty sure the context is her husband (or son, I don't remember) is a veteran with horrible PTSD and the people setting off fireworks had been doing it all week despite her asking them not to.

[@phoenixgirl70]

I understand very much. That’s why he needs to get noise cancelling headphones or really good quality earplugs even if it’s for once a year. You can’t control other peoples actions and they obviously don’t care if they think it’s funny to tape her. And some people will do it even more just to be extra.

[@LisaNC832]

​@@phoenixgirl70💯💯 I was thinking the same.Why doesn't he just stay inside with earplugs

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

@@LisaNC832 cos at least if its on one day, you can be prepared. But you really expecting him to be wearing noise cancelling headphones for like several weeks at a time, cos some Dbag neighbours bought out the store of all their fireworks and lets them off constantly?

[@navykeef]

Several weeks is moving the goalposts now. I don’t believe the story, there are plenty of ways to mitigate the sound and screaming in a driveway ain’t it.

[@chamoy111]

7:54 that sounded like fart sound effects help 😭

[@ametrineambrosia4929]

😂😂😂

[@konobuzoggu239]

"they didn't get me on the plane, i better wreck the place so they'll totally let me in faster"

[@66lesjo]

The guy on the floor at the train station would end up my foot rest if they didn’t get out of the way.

[@DFWHoppe]

11:21 Yes, that's a real thing that happened. No, it's not illegal to eat a sandwich at a train station. The guy got detained, the power-tripping tyrant cop got fired, and BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) issued him an apology.

[@littleDutchie92]

Yeah but even if it WAS forbidden to eat there.... take a man to JAIL, for that??? The cops couldnt just walk up to the guy and say hey man, you're not supposed to eat that sandwich here, do you mind taking it elsewhere or put it away? Great, thanks. Have a nice day!!

[@vonvildenschwert3045]

I love how there is so many criminals stealing in shops in San Francisco right know, but the police arrests a man eating a sandwich. :-D

[@tommywolfe2706]

Glad that you did your research. Just kidding. You didnt. "California law makes it an infraction to eat or drink "in or on a (transit) system facility or vehicle in areas where those activities are prohibited by that system."Nov 8, 2019" The officer was polite at first but ignored. I could not find anything saying that he was fired, and considering this is what BART General Manager had to say.... "I’ve seen the video of the incident involving a man eating on our platform and our police response. Eating in the paid area is banned and there are multiple signs inside every station saying as much. As a transportation system our concern with eating is related to the cleanliness of our stations and system. This was not the case in the incident at Pleasant Hill station on Monday. The officer asked the rider not to eat while he was on the platfrom responding to another call. It should have ended there, but it didn’t. Mr. Foster did not stop eating and the officer moved forward with the process of issuing him a citation.* The individual refused to provide identification, cursed at and made homophobic slurs at the officer who remained calm through out the entire engagement." The man was issued an apology, but it doesnt change the fact that there is a law on the books stating that you cant eat while using BART. Like the officer told the man eating "you dont have to like the law, but it is the law". Where did you see that the officer was fired? Did you watch the video of the interaction? In most places, refusing to comply with an officer will get you detained. Its common knowledge and practice.

[@tommywolfe2706]

@@littleDutchie92 There was no jail, Einstein. A simple google search would have told you that. He was detained and cited. And if you did a simple google search, you would see the whole story. The officer did just what you said. The man refused to listen. You didnt even bring yourself up to speed on the situation before shooting your mouth off. You are the type that would get detained and cited just like the dolt in the story.

[@tommywolfe2706]

@@vonvildenschwert3045 Well, there is a difference between being detained and cited and being arrested. Learn the law. Google helps.

[@deeb81]

7:53 looks/sounds like she's farting 😂

[@neilgodwin6531]

I thought that too 😮

[@JUMALATION1]

The deadlift guy cracked me up. While I'm not physically fit at all, I'm a bit curious about his form there 😅 Was his back wayyy too bent over or am I just imagining things?

[@LaB567]

Gym rat of 14 years here - in general, yes, arching your back is not considered good form for deadlifts and can be dangerous if you don’t know what you’re doing. But there are powerlifters like the one here who do utilize “cat back” deadlift form.

[@L0ve1tRetr0]

James Marriot might not be everyone's cup of tea, but I feel like if you were gonna ask a friend to do that at your funeral, James is the guy to ask. 🤣

[@Ghostmaxi1337]

4:18 Thats not fake, but its visibly just a wash away tatoo.

[@axtiexe]

11:10. I’m someone who loves concerts and these people ruin it. There is no concert etiquette anymore people aren’t respectful. You’re not singing, you’re just screeching and I can’t even hear the singer.

[@perpetualsick]

Yeah, it’s one thing to be enjoying your time and singing kind of loud and another thing to be literally screeching

[@ohhnobb]

that funeral video. i recalled the one who laid in that cofin asked their relatives to have a catwalk and all

[@kokitrees7394]

The person was a designer and this was a model/client they worked with

[@mentaldavethefirst]

The guy ranting about consuming not selling completely self unaware he bought his clothes

[@aaronhurst4379]

11:14 Death metal cover of Sabrina Carpenter 🤘

[@Smashingblouse]

8:10 congratulations, you’re having The Hulk

[@scipioafricanus5871]

05:48 "Because oh what? You're too good you're too good to get in the pool. It's a pool party. GET IN THE POOL." LMAO!

[@MisdedMars_Games-N-Things]

Perfect timing! Just got my Chinese takeaway now watching this banger! Legend mate ❤

[@anamamer2600]

If the car doesn't make too many weird noises, has a working air-conditioner, isn't smelly, and has comfortable seats i am ok. Who cares what the car looks like from the outside. Its the inside that matters.

[@chudwick6516]

Omg that plane one is absolutely diabolical, I'm opening the door on that thing and we can all fucking perish just for bringing 5 whole lobsters on a plane

[@Filmchica99]

Imagine getting permanently banned from air travel over how you reacted to a delayed flight

[@chimkencaesarsaladman4343]

10:12 can i get a waffle? Can i please get a waffle-

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

lol I was thinking of the same vine. lol

[@bradychan1135]

18:47 there’s a bit of missing info there, the grill is right next to a vinyl fence, putting the fence at risk of being burnt

[@ThermonuclearICBM]

7:27 for a second i thought that was her scream not the fireworks 💀

[@MaryamKamaly08]

10:00 isn’t the point of being rich so that you can buy things??

[@tjmm0219]

Heavy on the cinema one, went to see deadpool yesterday, had a bunch of drunk people on their phones and talking the whole time they left half way through, wanted to clart them down the stairs

[@perpetualsick]

this is so British of you

[@tonib5899]

Thanks for the laughter and smiles. It’s really needed these days.

[@EvieKennard]

HOPEFULLY ATHENA DOESNT KILL THEM OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@cuentahuawei-6374]

let's be real and recognise we all had a delulu principal character moment

[@DaanSnqn]

15:53 this girl is the ultimate version of "tell me you're American, without telling me you're American"

[@johanhalvarsson2148]

I don't know, she's using the instagram handle of swedish singer Zara Larsson. I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a lineup with only dudes but it might actually be her.

[@isoesuper]

​@@johanhalvarsson2148 yeah it is her according to Google. You can tell she's probably not American anyway because she says 'cinema' rather than 'theater'. Also the 's' sound in her 'lies' sounds quite distinctively Swedish to my ears

[@FFM0594]

I'd hazard a guess that the films she goes to see are every bit as vapid as she is.

[@zainkhalil7494]

lol interestingly she isn’t American

[@DaanSnqn]

@@johanhalvarsson2148 She literally lives in the US, but ok.

[@FishAviation]

14:44 A Prius is one of the most popular cars in the entire world. It is also one of the most reliable and cheap cars ever. 15:15 Honda Ridgelines are cool because they are a truck with a normal gas engine. They are very utilitarian. The older models look odd because of the slanted bed walls but the newer models look really good. 15:26 George is absolutely right, Jeep Gladiators look really cool! They aren't as reliable as the Ridgeline and Prius or cheap as the Prius but they still look cool. In conclusion, that woman is out of her mind. Prius = cheap and reliable, Ridgeline = Utilitarian and reliable, Gladiator = Cool and utilitarian.

[@everythingisbleh]

4:10 I'm not a tattoo artist, so maybe they would be able to better explain how a tattoo should look when it's healing, however I do have a lot of tattoos. None of mine have ever looked like that when they're healing. That looks like it's one of those card tattoos that you have to wet on the back for it to stick to your skin and it stays on until you wash it off. I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that that's not real.

[@allenmontrasio8962]

The 4th of July woman looks like she has PTSD, to be fair.

[@selvinoxxbox]

7:40 i think mr big boy memeulous might be a bit flustered

[@Fog799]

He was flabbergasted

[@rosebflowin]

The lobsters on the plane is killing me lol

[@nottom7551]

0:45 most sane swiftie

[@Metal-Faye]

Real

[@Altinget]

4 cops to stop the crime of eating a sandwich in public??? Why waste time on that? Go find a real crime....😂

[@iavanfedeli810]

I love how the woman dancing in front of the plane was acting like she's so great yet she's getting on a wizz plane

[@mentaldavethefirst]

14:57 the feeling is very very mutual

[@oliver6969]

Make her walk

[@str4yk1dsw0rldd0minati0n]

I wanna add another thing onto that virtual meet and greet one, I went on that tour when she came to Sydney, she performed like one album, not even the delux version of the album then like 2 songs from her other albums so the concert was like an hour, I love her and I'm happy I finally got to see her but it felt like such a waste of money when so many other concerts I've gone to go for like 3+ hours, apparently she charges so much for that stuff cause she wants to make a film thing for her new album and can't afford it herself but there's so many better ways than over pricing your stuff for fans

[@stephaniefrom9592]

I agree the price is insane. But she did say it would be a AI meet and greet and that she wouldn't be there in person, it said it if people had read it. I understand its annoying that she doesn't sing all the songs but it was a Portals tour for that one album the one I went to she sang the delux album. I agree price is ridiculous but it's also our choice to pay for it or not. And if people are willing to pay for those prices they won't change sadly

[@str4yk1dsw0rldd0minati0n]

@@stephaniefrom9592 the thing is when I bought the tickets I was advertised the trilogy tour like it was put with the trilogy tour dates on the website. And just cause it was advertised as AI does not change how insane that price is for what you got

[@Stop_Gooning]

I refuse to believe that there is anything she couldn't afford by herself already. She is a BILLIONAIRE If nobody bought her tickets ever again, her entire lineage would still be set for life for generations

[@str4yk1dsw0rldd0minati0n]

@@Stop_Gooning I wouldn't say she's a billionaire but def rich enough to not basically scam fans and to afford the movie thing

[@str4yk1dsw0rldd0minati0n]

@@stephaniefrom9592 the Australian tour dates were put in the trilogy tour poster on her website, I bought tickets expecting the trilogy tour

[@lxctr1913]

i love going to the cinema alone and enjoying a movie on a big screen, like it's meant to be and not to talk to strangers, i hate that girl 💀

[@katashworth41]

16:16 Awwww hell no, the couple in front of me talked (admittedly quietly) through the whole of Twisters. I wish it was rare at my local for people to talk, but happens all the damn time (especially older audiences) I was stuck with people who had a 10 minute discussion about when the US joined WW2, and I also know far far more than I ever wanted to about what the woman sat next to me wants to do to Jason Isaacs.

[@Terri_MacKay]

The fact that she acknowledged that it's disrespectful behaviour, but she's still going to be loud and obnoxious "every time" is what's so infuriating.

[@Oskarhehe]

The dude at 9:00 definitely broke his back after that

[@pyromaniac456]

WAHHHHGHHH FAWKKKK

[@Grumpy_old_Boot]

I find it outrageous that the "do not eat at a train station" is a real law in California !

[@andreharris7211]

In singapore you can get flogged for it

[@Grumpy_old_Boot]

@@andreharris7211 Whaaat ? 😨

[@xiphi2823]

The lady with the speaker on the train was wearing headphones 💀

[@padst7398]

The only appropriate gender reveal is none

[@perpetualsick]

I don’t mind if people want to do small ones with friends and family and whatever. sometimes finding out is exciting even though I don’t really get the excitement for one or the other.

[@D3LAL89]

George saying he's a manly man 😂😂 love it

[@bradychan1135]

11:36 This video is real, it happened in 2019 in San Francisco

[@drsnova7313]

Even though eating and drinking was not permitted there (which in itself seems completely insane, thinking of diabetics and hot temperatures), I'll never understand what purpose is served by arresting anyone. Write them a ticket and be done with it.

[@perpetualsick]

⁠ yeah it was a massive overreaction for something genuinely not harmful. If they didn’t believe it was a law just show them instead of being aggressive…

[@Crusty_Camper]

Banned from one airline =banned from them all. They share names of people they have banned. It's international too.

[@MagicMonkey96]

Dawg the narrator in the “Waffle House” one had me dying. “Y’all wilding!” 😭😭😭

[@masterv4163]

This is george’s world. We’re just living in it.

[@Mcdouble_YT]

10:30 So many bad things strangely happen at waffle house 💀

[@meinm3575]

16:24 - Excuse me for not being able to afford a wall sized screen. Ticket for one though!

[@baggiestsheet2584]

10:20 waffle house is known for fights happening there. that's just another Tuesday

[@tay4evs-q9r]

0:21 this is the same with me but I have a fear of flying so I’m too busy being scared to notice if people are hot

[@itsnicole11]

I'd seriously be pissed if someone had an entire conversation while I was watching a movie at the cinema. Luckily no one has so far

[@Xenyaje]

imagine being so bone headed u stand in the mid of the road begging for a bus or a taxi bump into u so u can challenge the driver to a duel bc how dare they go on about their day 😅😂🤣

[@1k1ga1_]

Bro tryna beat the main character allegations

[@glacousxx]

Im glad that theres normal people in the world 😂.

[@colonicus]

These people do know what POV means, right? None of them are P.O.V

[@DarthLenaPlant]

Well, they so obviously DON'T.

[@colonicus]

@DarthLenaPlant Yeah. Just a pet peeve of mine. POV when .... It's not a Point of View!!! *Rages in millennial*

[@RainIndex]

​@@colonicus justified.

[@elizabethcartagena-vp5tp]

I just started the video but the girl in the thumbnail is absolutely gorgeous. It's just tough when someone makes it obvious they know that. (Of course, it's okay to know you're beautiful but it's how you present that matters).

[@kenzeeato]

the funeral really caught me off guard lmao 💀

[@meinm3575]

15:02 - and I can tell by this mindset you have. Car owners dodging bullets!

[@MisterSiga]

15:33 "a manly man" lmao

[@wolf.eye._-]

16:05 quit pointing your long crusty nail in our face 😂

[@NikiNikishuu]

The face that she is Zara Larsson 💀💀💀

[@vrgoblin12]

Why does that black guy at 12:40 sounds like some gay person from 1990s comedy?

[@dittm3r]

He's one of the unloved Wayans.

[@JSainte17]

The Inbetweeners car is brilliant. lol "It's sooooo.... yellow."