People Caught Lying Online

Today I'm on r/thathappened looking at the top and best posts of people lying online
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[@bl3hbal]

george, my 3 year old daughter just saw somebody and said ''Ayo fam you want a pack of ciggies?'' the man replied with ''Hell yeah fam'' and my daughter pulled out a gun and pointed at him and said ''You shouldn't smoke, homie.'' the man ran away in fear. Teach your children to stand up to adults when they do something wrong.

[@zhlawg]

And then everyone clapped

[@maltewernerwoiske]

I can't believe it. You're daughter really showed him!

[@jeejabuaja]

and then everybody clapped

[@SlickWittaStick]

Ur daughter has convinced me stop smokint thank u

[@skoodtale68]

​@@maltewernerwoiske *Your

[@neilgodwin6531]

"Before I got off the plane at Munich, I asked the air steward if I could have a word with the pilot. Within seconds, air marshalls had me surrounded and handcuffed. I'm now in Guantanamo Bay"

[@Henrik_Holst]

but the cell floor is really flat!

[@tobiasbayer4866]

The funniest thing is if what he said is correct you wouldnt even need rockets, you could just get in a plane and fly in a straight line after taking off and eventually you would reach the outer atmosphere...

[@dashdashdash_]

Thought that story was gonna be a Manchester United Never Intended Coming Home reference.

[@Henrik_Holst]

@@tobiasbayer4866 except ofc for that pesky little thing called gravity.

[@tobiasbayer4866]

@@Henrik_Holst Read the first half of my first sentence again...

[@removed7331]

This reminds me of the time when i was walking my dog down the street and a beautiful lady stopped me and asked about my dog, things like his name, his breed and how old he is. I told her he is called Sir John Cromwell The Third Duchy of Kent, and he is 13 years old and is an English Springer Spaniel. She told me that her dog was of the same breed, age and had a similar name. I asked her what her dogs name was and she said "Madame Julie De Franc The Second Duchess Of Cambridgeshire" I told her it was so great to finally meet someone who shared similar naming interests for their pets. We continued to talk and walk and we ended up back at my house. She asked to come in and so i agreed. We spoke some more and I asked about her job, to my surprise, she said she was a famous adult actress. I said i didn't believe her to which she showed me her most popular video and then proceeded to lift her shirt and do a side by side comparison of her bosom between real life and the video. One thing lead to another and we now are expecting our fourth child, and we have already named him. His name will be Sir Leviticus The Fourth Duke of Canada. And then everyone clapped.

[@marcromain64]

I'm assuming they didn't clap their hands, but rather their ass cheeks? After all, minimum professional standards must be adhered to!

[@Psilo-gn1sx]

I work with a dude who genuinely tried to sell me on a story like this. "Yeah I ran into my best friend from when I was 2 and he invited me over to meet his wife. But when I got there, she was totally naked! And my friend totally didn't care. And so I'm staring at real life girl boobs, and she just won't cover them! Turns out she's a nudist, but he's not! He just wanted me to sleep with his wife! I was sOoOoOo confused and just went along with it. Totally relatable, right?" This dude is in his 50s

[@mubinamo]

@@Psilo-gn1sxthat’s crazy 😭

[@TheTacticalHaggis]

I didn't clap I stood up and cheered.

[@downeedles9249]

The dude who "propose 100k to the person next to him in the airplane" is so funny to me , dude you have 100k to throw away, why are you flying with Delta and in 2nd class ? lmao

[@zigzagtoes]

Depends if hes frugal. I'm tight af and hate paying over the odds. After years of being tight and have a fair bit saved, you don't change, you stay tight. I doubt he offered 100k, maybe 100$ and added the zeroes for sm clout.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

He wanted to see how the common people live

[@idemon6157]

prob thought he'd have better luck with his offer in 2nd class XD too bad

[@bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs]

george, essentially just monologuing for 15 minutes: "cant even monologue for 5 minutes"

[@suoh_tamaki]

the ovarian cyst one is so funny because that would indicate he was literally going past her cervix, into her womb and all the way through her fallopian tubes to pop the cyst

[@rainbowsnek]

4:20 "Most blood i draw is like sludge" bro i dont think thats a nurse, i think thats a mortician

[@sophiakovaleva]

As a matter of fact, yes, pilots need to dip the nose to keep up with the Earth's curvature. Artificial horizon indicator in the cockpit is gyroscopic and when you fly for too long it starts to deviate from the true horizon precisely because the earth is round, and it needs to be periodically corrected over the course of the flight

[@PixlEdits]

I'm a biomed student and it's so funny seeing the medical ones because you can prove them wrong so quickly. Like the IV one for example: blood doesn't clot like that 😭

[@Achilles_heal]

Don't even have to be a medical professional to know this stuff as it's literally taught in high school biology haha

[@JasminMiettunen]

People would be dropping dead like flies if the vaccine turned their blood into sludge 💀

[@Achilles_heal]

@@callmecharlie4250 yeah most people will have the common sense for that but even if not it's still getting taught at school. That's the point I was trying to get across

[@Macephtopheles]

I remember walking by a man in a cap with a bandana and sunglasses and he said "Oi! I'm filming here!" and I said that was rude and entitled of him so he took off the bandana and sunglasses to offer a sincere apology and I said "Ew. You should keep them on." and he wept and everybody applauded. Forbes named me Man of All Time.

[@tori-loo]

I came across some old facebook posts/comments between me and my friends from when I was like 13 or something, genuinely told someone 'oh i have a phobia of hippos, bad experience as a kid!!' I've never seen a fucking hippo in my life, why did I lie? 😂

[@felixdraws]

someone else stole your comment :0

[@tori-loo]

@@felixdraws that's so weird 😂😂

[@a_random_confused_person7703]

​@@felixdraws one of those porn bot and it's got 200+ likes now.

[@tori-loo]

@@a_random_confused_person7703 very odd but ah well 😂 here for the story time not the likes and this bot doesn't know what it's like to live as a teen through the wild west of the Internet 😂

[@holhorse3808]

@@a_random_confused_person7703 the likes are often from other bots Very effective way of spamming pron links via guys sad enough to click into the account

[@bjoink-yh4hr]

this isn’t supermarket simulator but i guess it’ll do.

[@toastofcinder3547]

Fun fact: If the earth was flat, planes wouldn’t be able to navigate with the equipment they have, which is all built around the assumption the earth is a ball. Pilots don’t need to “dip the nose down” As gravity does that for them. Same reason cars don’t need to dip their nose down 🤣 If you wanted to fly truly straight you would have to constantly pull up but you’d end up in space

[@TheSuperappelflap]

You'd end up stalling when the air pressure gets too low to generate enough lift

[@mehallica666]

Alternative fun fact: To fly continuously east on a flat Earth, you have to constantly bank to the left.

[@toastofcinder3547]

@@TheSuperappelflap I swear when I was writing this I was thinking, someone's gonna say a plane can't make it into space. My point is still valid haha

[@toastofcinder3547]

@@mehallica666 I guess East on a flat earth wouldn't be a direction, more of a 'course'

[@azeust6939]

mfw the guy who did the ovarian cyst story thinks he would be responsible for it popping, and that that’s a good thing 😭

[@MatecaCorp]

Even if it were true that he popped her cysts, he’d have to be a horrible person to brag about it

[@to_loww]

I'm pretty sure that airline pilots know that you don't just control your altitude by pointing your nose somewhere.

[@Heathen.Deity.]

It’s almost like 99% of flerfs have a room temperature IQ and a “basement studio apartment”.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Dude didnt understand the concept of lift. Or air pressure. Take that round earthers!

[@thecrispymaster]

Given how these are probably the same kinds of people who steer their vehicle by looking where their vehicle is pointing rather than where they're going, the concept probably never occured to them.

[@shortbread224]

6:01 ‘that’s gonna get clipped out of context’ proceeds to do it again 💀💀

[@StrykezMan09]

You know 99% of these stories are Americans...

[@jakepaulismysister0456]

fr😂

[@DopesickDonald]

American here and I fully confirm this.

[@basicbrittani]

@@DopesickDonaldit’s so unfortunate that we can identify our own by their buffoonery 😫

[@SDSypher]

@@basicbrittani trust me, everyone can identify an American purely based on something as simple as a comment

[@DopesickDonald]

@@basicbrittani it is, I don’t claim to be American. I’m just as disgusted by these people as the rest of the world.

[@frisullka]

6:00 Who eats pickles like that? Literally anyone from a Slavic country, lmao Edit: Anyone from Europe, except George it seems, lmao

[@lilycollegemythbusters5532]

I was gonna say, doesn't everyone eat whole pickles, I do!

[@frisullka]

@@lilycollegemythbusters5532 Yeah, I don't know anyone who doesn't lol. They taste best when eaten straight out of the jar. XD

[@littlemissmello]

in the netherlands you can buy giant pickles at any fish shop and they call 'm "sour bombs" (zure bom) which I think is hilarious. You just pay to get a huge pickle in a napkin or on a paper plate and just chow down on some pickle. That or pickled herring.

[@SDSypher]

Why are y’all acting like it’s a specific regional thing to eat pickles

[@marcromain64]

Likewise most, if not all, of Central Europe. I suspect in this case either George or the British Empire is the exotic one. 🙃

[@asdcwdcweasdcwdc2236]

What a polite young youth, love to see it

[@GoatPooPlays]

I feel down a pot hole

[@eMallard]

I saw a plot hole

[@piercecowley255]

I ate an avocado pit

[@krishnapillaijanardanannai9897]

I ate a pot hole

[@johnlaurens5860]

Continuing the George M grind

[@saltysquidfromhyrule4138]

The Taylor Swift one is crazy 💀 not only did that not happen, but I feel like a lot of people would push someone away if someone tried to kiss them without consent, because that’s sa.

[@Bondelhyde]

I can't believe you included ImAllexx in this video.

[@DariaEly]

I came across some old facebook posts/comments between me and my friends from when I was like 13 or something, genuinely told someone 'oh i have a phobia of hippos, bad experience as a kid!!' I've never seen a fucking hippo in my life, why did I lie?

[@buddy1155]

Maybe he lost hungry hippo as a kid, can be traumatic.

[@nicole-3306]

He dropped his hippo chocolate on the floor and didn't have enough money to buy another one 😢

[@genericbug]

Make this the top comment instaed of the overplayed joke

[@splatsunemiku]

@@genericbug it's a porn bot stealing someone else's comment, dont make this top comment lmao

[@genericbug]

@@splatsunemiku shit then make the one below this comment the top comment and report this one

[@Ind3xPlus]

As a pilot, I need to say that the earth is not flat. It's a mobius strip.

[@Red-jl1qr]

Can we talk about 3:08 because thats not how woman anatomy works

[@JasminMiettunen]

Yeah, he must have a skinny little pencil if it passed through the fallopian tubes Edit: sorry, they're called fallopian tubes not ovarian tubes in English lol

[@transmascdruid77]

Bruh, there was just a story about a cat that got packed up in an Amazon box and was found at a distribution center 500 miles away. I believe that guy accidentally brought his cat to the airport.

[@zigzagtoes]

Yeah, totally believable. My cat used to actively try to sneak in my backpack before i left for work, had I put her in accidently with work clothes, 100% she would have stayed quiet n slept for the trip to see where all the smells I bring home come from. Cats are nosey af.

[@MaryKurosawa]

My kitten hid in a tiny pocket on a suitcase we thought she ran away cus we could not find her, after hours looking for this little globin i saw her sleeping as if she was in a 5 star hotel all cramped up in the tiny lil pocket. Cats man....

[@DrArcadius]

Ah yes, Green! The most unnatural of colours.

[@justinvzu01]

The reason pilots don't manually pitch down is because of gravity. And a little bit of pitch trim.

[@NotSuperSerious]

i once ate an entire human foot without throwing up everyone in the restaurant got up and clapped now i'm prime minister of estonia

[@barritoothy]

and also you are now expecting your 345th child with the president of mars and also you have colonized obaminium

[@emmym563]

The cat in suitcase thing has legitimately happened to people a couple times. A couple weeks ago there was a story in the news about a cat that ended up in a box of stuff being returned to amazon, luckily he made it back to his owners.

[@lainpilledasf]

tbf for 09:34 rachel sennot is like a fairly famous (and really talented) actress so I can believe this

[@Snowflake_Destroyer]

Feminist until its time to pay the bill😂

[@NeuJynXproductions]

Who?

[@threecatsinacoat]

@@NeuJynXproductionsshe was in bottoms and bodies, bodies, bodies !!

[@MatecaCorp]

A famous actress who only has $11 to her name? Lol sure

[@lainpilledasf]

​@@MatecaCorpit was also 2018 and people have different accounts soo

[@georgestephenson3189]

Do supermarket simulator please please please please please

[@georgestephenson3189]

Great point he should shouldn't he

[@Jurassicworld-park]

@@georgestephenson3189he did recently

[@nono-fr7kj]

yes I think he should

[@Alph_From_Pikmin_3]

Bro's talking to himself

[@X-ForceG]

@@Alph_From_Pikmin_3 this guy is hillarius

[@doriandaykin2747]

9:35 To be fair, if that's the real Rachel Sennott, she is a semi-famous actor so it's not too extreme for a date to follow her on Twitter

[@AidenRKrone]

One thing I like about this "and then everyone clapped"-style of content is that everyone - male and female, religious and irreligious, rightwing and leftwing, heterosexual and homosexual, white and nonwhite, poor and rich - participates in it. People love lying on the Internet for fake clout.

[@flawedgenius]

Flerfs really think flying is a "point and go" setup. They have no idea that planes work by "maintaining altitude" smh

[@noobified4175]

This is like reading posts of when you think of a banging comeback 3 hours after the argument

[@dodgycurry]

As a pilot, we will always mess with flat earthers and tell them the world is flat, so i believe that convo happened.

[@treepotato9273]

"how do you have such a low level of knowledge of sex education?" because America.

[@Sam_Stanton]

@7:31 🤣😂 He certainly looked at the profile picture 😅 "I don't mean to be rude"

[@beelzeboss42]

My 2 day old child said Mama in front of all the nurses, she's 5 months old now and she's learning how to drive

[@UltimatelyEverything]

This is legit i was there when it happened

[@beelzeboss42]

​@UltimatelyEverything yeah, I personally named you as God parent when you and my beautiful child built a shed together

[@UltimatelyEverything]

@@beelzeboss42 I'm so happy i'm crying right now

[@clodogg1115]

@9:25 that’s rachel sennott, an actress lol. that probs why he followed her on twitter already 🤣

[@TatSupreme]

Dude I love your work believe it or not sometimes someone like me can feel like suicidal down as in terms of feeling low but your work makes me chuckle and remember why life is worth living I just wanted to say hello & I think you’re awesome & I love what you do, I was literally on a downer the other day but watching you play that supermarket game really actually made me smile , you have a gift my friend I literally sat there after and thought about how to pitch you a film based on you & Danny Cocaine I’d love to here from you if read this and can get back to me 😊

[@raymanlogo5321]

Memeulous the big lad

[@williamwhitson8936]

Damn George is working hard this month

[@___Venice___]

knowing smiles all round

[@felixdraws]

it's so hilarious seeing this stuff because i actually used to lie like this all the time. here's a post i made back in 2019 that is so fake it has me rolling: "I got shipped with Mario once in 5th grade and the entire fucking class including the teacher made me a wedding cake. If that wasn't humiliating (but amazing) enough, my best friend made me a doll (she's a sewing master and it had my hair colour and eyes with Mario's mustache and I swear I still have that doll somewhere in my closet." why did i say this LMFAO??? what was wrong with me. it's almost as bad as saying "and then everyone clapped."

[@RetKonned]

thats just funny though

[@a_random_confused_person7703]

What an elaborate lie 😭. When we were kids one of my cousins would constantly make up exaggerated stories and at one point we just stopped believing anything she said.

[@The_Top_Hat_2]

lmao imagine if that actually happened to somebody

[@mugbug5]

About the Titanic one, the Titanic's sister ship, Britannic is in diving depths.

[@ambrrrr]

We love u George!!!

[@RPGLover87]

That one with the podcaster being recognised after an accident just reminded me of that situation years ago where Paul Chuckle got into a moped accident, and passers by just wandered past going "Oh, dear oh dear..." which is in really poor taste.

[@nebula541]

the 15 guys one was absolutely brain numbing

[@WoolCat5]

love how podcast guy went from twisting his ankle on a pinecone to somehow having blood dripping down his leg

[@CYNista]

George, I downloaded the supermarket simulator game and now I’m hooked 💀💀

[@owendiaram3870]

That ESO guy went off like he's Percival Derolo

[@YourXavier]

1:10 "...And that's why I won't eat broccoli, mother."

[@Cloaker-fb7mq]

it reminds me of the time my friend in class stood up and had a massive shit on the teachers desk, good times

[@ChrisCooper312]

The "diving to Titanic" one is possibly talking about Britannic. She was a sister ship to Titanic, launched after the sinking, but never went into passenger service because of the First World War where she became a hospital ship. She sank in the Mediterranean in fairly shallow water after hitting a mine. Even so though she's not an easy dive or for amateurs due to her depth.

[@katie_cant_compute]

People publicly writing their own fanfiction cracks me up😭

[@Niallish1]

The bro from Hollywood Undead doing Internet drama now. Gotta respect the grind. o7

[@rexrowan990]

If you comment 'Fell off' ill come to your house and hide legos so you'll step on them in the night

[@LycanKai14]

How can the Legos both be hidden but be in a spot where they can be stepped on?

[@RetKonned]

ooh free lego? "Fell off"!

[@EvilToast50]

I would be delighted to go to the four seasons of Orlando George.

[@___Venice___]

bro you have no idea how much i love lying online

[@ESCLuciaSlovakia]

Is this a lie too?

[@PumpkinTed]

Paradox ​@@ESCLuciaSlovakia

[@kieranmccabe]

You can literally see the earths curve when in an aeroplane 😂

[@beetl_3]

The ovarian cyst thing can actually happen. i doubt the exta stuff but the injury could be real. theyre not burst by his body, but by the vigorous movement. i had one pop while running, hurts like all get out

[@Henrik_Holst]

would also require the guy (or the girl too) to have some really funky physical mutation to reach inside the ovary..

[@Sugarglidergirl101]

3:12 as someone with ovarian cysts and ovaries in general.. that’s not how anatomy works..

[@ThatIffyGuy]

11:14 I don't think this person knows how a twisted while works 😂😂

[@Cardali]

George you been going HARD on the content lately. Don't forget to do important things, like brush your feet and milk your teeth.

[@ToastTheGhost1]

HUH!? 😨

[@Cardali]

​@@ToastTheGhost1 You heard me! Hygiene is important.

[@KimberlyMartin-bg8ji]

Appreciate the realness in your content, it's like a dose of authenticity

[@Dmooreslotreviews]

Says the Thot-bot

[@missionsquirrel]

My 4 year old wanted to be an architect. Of course he had literally no idea what that was, but still 🤣

[@Jason-re4dw]

Pilots do account for the curvature. They use geodesic flight paths which I spose are a bit like straight lines in curved geometry.

[@alphabetadams1024]

These flat earthers need to take secondary school physics and they’d be alright. F = mv^2/r. The plane’s weight provides a centripetal force so it doesn’t have to manual provide the force to move in a circle. (I’m not an expert on aerospace so I might be simplifying, but I know basic laws of kinematics and they seem to adequately debunk flat earthers on their own).

[@SparrowwithaMachinegun]

This just reminds me of my friend telling me how he lost his virginity :D While he was on holiday of course. "She was screaming so loud that the Nascar race was stopped" XD okay.... I totally believe you.

[@arch4053]

What, she asked for your number? Do you live in fucking 2005? "Greetings fellow youth, drop me da digits"

[@Bradbeem-1234]

Gorge is secretly a basement dweller

[@shadow_shine3578]

I mean while I don't believe the story about the green frosting, I Did have a sensitivity to food dye when I was little. Especially red dyes, they made me really hyper and my family cut most of the red dye foods from my diet. I got used to it, but to this day I feel a bit extra excited whenever I buy myself some red candy or orange candy. The Sensitivity faded around age 8. Sometimes I wonder if it was more because I had undiagnosed Adhd and Autism until 2nd grade. But we have video evidence that me eating red dye filled drinks versus the same drink without red dye had a difference.

[@Ticxsta]

I love it when people get called out for lying online. But anyways guys my cat spoke English russian and German then somehow ended up on the moon how crazy is that??

[@topsanger7219]

know a few people that tell the same story about buying a strangers shopping at christmas

[@LiamThomas]

Right ! U all herd it ! George said he'd take his mask off for 100k.. lets have a wip around 😂

[@TheSuperappelflap]

I know people that have cats that are definitely chill enough to not make noise if you would shove them in a suitcase, theyd probably just go back to sleep. One dude liked to throw his cat against the wall above his bed if it was annoying him and it would just lay down and go take a nap.

[@Anrd0meda]

Pretty sure a plane having to tip it's nose down is how crashes happen-

[@kierancampire]

George I know you found it weird about a brother/sister discussing nip piercings, but an old friend of mine discussed getting a Royal Albert with his sister. And when he started living with other relatives, I went to see him one day, and his cousin came downstairs wearing nothing but a dressing gown and dog collar, and let's just say they shared, a, urm, "sheath", so yeah, some families can just be comfortable/close haha

[@L0ve1tRetr0]

5 hours, 165 million views. Man's flying.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

13:46 this almost made me go full Bill Burr ("it's the most difficult job on the planet")

[@infinitefun527]

I remember that time I saw george memelous in a video without his bandana and glasses on

[@lordodin5755]

Wait being 6ft entitles you to big schmeat? I'm 6'2 where do i file a complaint i'm missing something here. I demand god to do a recall!

[@Henrik_Holst]

and how does a huge dong make you reach into the ovary? I mean that would also involve sideways travels for a bit and then back again...

[@zoee3296]

That first one forgot the fact we live in a post 9/11 world

[@jeffery9543]

Fun fact, the Titanic is SO deep down and so impossible to swim to in only 10 fucking minutes, as it is almost 4000 meters below the ocean surface. The implosion of the Titan submersible, at only the half way point to the Titanic's resting ground, happened so unbelievably fast, that not a single human sense would have the ability to process what had happened. The human brain and nervous system does not have the speed necessary to react to the force of the ocean weight caving in the walls of the submersible. In little more than a millisecond, they went from a group of fully sized adult/ one teen humans, to atoms, as they would have basically been disintegrated by the force of the collapse. That dude did NOT dive down to the fucking Titanic in 10 minutes.

[@Heathen.Deity.]

Yeah, those pilots who use navigational systems and techniques all working in conjunction with a globe Earth. I’ve yet to hear a flerf tell the truth even once.

[@ingrida1121]

please wash the scarf , it is getting yellow 😭😭😭

[@I_D0nt_Even_Kn0w-gt1yz]

Love my Georeg video in time for tea

[@Get_Bill-zoned]

WHO THE HELL IS GOEREG?? (I am not yelling at you for no reason istg, just a reference sorry lol)

[@AbsolutelyStaggered]

As a student pilot I can neither confirm nor deny that the earth isn’t flat 😶‍🌫️

[@BillyTheKidsGhost]

Wow, I'm surprised the ''News'' never came up.

[@heatherls4328]

I love how in the US, being a 6 foot male is apparently a flex

[@bladerunner3314]

Being 2 Meters myself, I can attest, none of these things happen to us.

[@logan.socoolspence7820]

ME!!!!! George, I eat pickles like that

[@sileudies]

6:30 mate thats literally the plot of a whole fucking series of garfield strips lmao

[@francis7336]

When I was a child I randomly lied about how you spell my middle name, bruh I had no reason 💀

[@Deadspace1996]

Excuse me George! I eat pickles like that!

[@Alex.The.Lionnnnn]

I legit can't watch this. It hurts.

[@Elriuhilu]

I eat gherkins like that. Gherkins are delicious and amazing.

[@noka1979]

The whole of social media then