REAL Ottoman Swords: Extreme Tests!

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JoergSprave

JoergSprave

Күн бұрын

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@Slingshotchannel
@Slingshotchannel 3 жыл бұрын
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@GeometryDashArcticat
@GeometryDashArcticat 3 жыл бұрын
- = | | *No* | | = -
@sachan9081
@sachan9081 3 жыл бұрын
Sick of hearing from raid, but this has been the best add I've seen so far. Seemed honest to me. Love that they keep you surviving
@kajtekii4666
@kajtekii4666 3 жыл бұрын
No.
@muaddib667
@muaddib667 3 жыл бұрын
To be honest I'm more concerned about your follow through with those blades than the jelly being out of picture. Safety t-shirt won't help much if you catch yourself on the swing through.
@joshalmightyblades
@joshalmightyblades 3 жыл бұрын
Just because its Joerg ill give the app a try. Thanks to raid for keeping our favorite content creators alive.
@afinoxi
@afinoxi 3 жыл бұрын
There are Turkish swords that will survive driving a car over them without a care in the world , and there are Turkish swords that will fall apart if you swing them in the air. There is no middle ground lol.
@ommsterlitz1805
@ommsterlitz1805 3 жыл бұрын
You understand why Napoleon adopted this style of swords after he went in Egypt, perfect for unarmored soldiers to slash infantry on horse hack, and very quick in combat and looks amazing when engraved for higher ranks commanders
@nicke1903
@nicke1903 3 жыл бұрын
Same way with Turkish Guns, they work or they don't.
@chroma6947
@chroma6947 3 жыл бұрын
@@ommsterlitz1805 bitch please, napoleon switched sabres like shoes
@publicastration
@publicastration 3 жыл бұрын
You can say the same thing about their cymbals as well
@kaanorsoy
@kaanorsoy 3 жыл бұрын
As a Turk, I can say that Turks have no middle ground too lol
@Santisima_Trinidad
@Santisima_Trinidad 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, as much as we all dislike Raid Shadow Legends for sponsoring every video under the sun and being a pretty shitty game, can we at least appreciate that pallarium pays out so many thousands of moneys for each of the sponsorships, that they probably support as much of an economy as old school runescape.
@shawnwolf5961
@shawnwolf5961 3 жыл бұрын
@TheCCPfearsANZ Thats your opinion. I play the game, and quite enjoy it. There's a lot of strategy/grind needed to get just the right gear to deal with just the right situation, AND it is more than doable to progress in the game without pay (I know because I have done so). Yeah it has the trimmings of any mobile Gotcha, but at least with *this* game, I can stay a free to play player, and do just fine. People only shit on Raid because it's a meme thing to do. Most, I suspect like you, have never even touched the game
@calvinosaurus4514
@calvinosaurus4514 3 жыл бұрын
@@shawnwolf5961 Do they sponsor commenters now too?
@markfergerson2145
@markfergerson2145 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who can't afford to support my favorite channels via Patreon (and who's a non-gamer) I'll accept the economic reality that any company will step in and support so many channels. I may never give RSL a penny but I will say "Thank You".
@frankindabank
@frankindabank 3 жыл бұрын
Actually I like the Raid most of all mobile games so far and I tried a lot, but its more of a resource management and puzzle game not a RPG. You get champs then need to decide which one to build and find a team with synergy to beat the content. And I like that.
@Santisima_Trinidad
@Santisima_Trinidad 3 жыл бұрын
@@frankindabank there is some of that. And i did enjoy raid for a while when i played it. But whenever i logged on it took.5 minutes to get through all the microtransaction popups, and by then my phone was already burning hot, both of which are terrible. Both warhammer 40K, lost crusade, and the brillant Darkness survival, were way more fun to play, and had way better longevity of play. Darkness survival is a rougelike, so thats a bit of an advantage, but even so it's a million times better than Raid.
@TallulahSoie
@TallulahSoie 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed when Joerg used "ffs" in describing his camera woes.
@soverynnthebad8254
@soverynnthebad8254 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha! So great it turned out being hilarious either way and we still got to see the swing and the damage so it’s cool
@anonymousdev1l
@anonymousdev1l 3 жыл бұрын
if only your laugh was as epic as Joergs laugh ;)
@lapierre002
@lapierre002 2 жыл бұрын
YO SAME! I lost full lmao
@VoidVagabond
@VoidVagabond 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Joerg Sprave, you should someday get a sword with the words "let me show you its features" etched into it. Because the very last thing your supposed opponents would experience are the features of your weapon.
@asmolbean9300
@asmolbean9300 3 жыл бұрын
And the features of their organs
@cuneyd5901
@cuneyd5901 3 жыл бұрын
As a Turkish I m really glad to see you are testing our swords. Also u pronounce "Mehmet" like a Turkish speaker. Thank u for this video. Respect from Turkey.
@swordbuy
@swordbuy 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joerg for making it real and for your amazing support. You're awesome. Swordbuy team is sending big respect to you.
@Slingshotchannel
@Slingshotchannel 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the kind words, and for sending me those swords! I hope you got some orders from the fans. You deserve success. Keep up the good work!
@michellewilt4479
@michellewilt4479 3 жыл бұрын
Beautifully made blades. Definitely saving some money up to get one.
@CreativeUsernameHere-r1k
@CreativeUsernameHere-r1k 7 ай бұрын
Your scabbards have nice metalwork too, and the weapons seem to be of finest quality, comparable if not better than original old ones!
@KShan410
@KShan410 6 ай бұрын
Swordbuy making some awesome turkish delicate design which are very much functional.
@_hunter_hunter1048
@_hunter_hunter1048 3 жыл бұрын
Legend says that the reason the Turks failed to invade Europe at the Gates of Vienna was because they saw Joerg charging them with the Hussars weilding his Legolas Bow and screaming *LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES*
@monokromis
@monokromis 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@WhyDoesMyCodeNotCompile
@WhyDoesMyCodeNotCompile 3 жыл бұрын
Facts :D
@henridelagardere264
@henridelagardere264 3 жыл бұрын
Fortune favours the bald. Fortune favours the Sprave. In case you've been wondering where these two sayings come from.
@FetterCheckerchef
@FetterCheckerchef 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunatly back then, he also had no cameraman, so we have to believe the legends.
@keithadcock87
@keithadcock87 3 жыл бұрын
Best thread in the comments 😂
@aaronsmith4940
@aaronsmith4940 3 жыл бұрын
I know you have a love hate relationship with safety but overswinging like that is going to get you hurt, also do something with your off hand like hold it against your chest or back just to get it out the way. Send them to skallagrim he will test the shit out of them Was cool to see how you made the gel too
@Slingshotchannel
@Slingshotchannel 3 жыл бұрын
One of the advantages of never stretching is that end up being quite stiff. I am physically unable to hurt myself this way, even if I wanted.
@aaronsmith4940
@aaronsmith4940 3 жыл бұрын
@@Slingshotchannel Silver linings haha
@Elias-xu7uw
@Elias-xu7uw 3 жыл бұрын
@@Slingshotchannel gives the viewers adrenaline so as long as you dont get hurt its good
@Obi-WanKannabis
@Obi-WanKannabis 3 жыл бұрын
after watching the knife tournament where there was the potential of a rogue blade flying anywhere, or the rubberaulic press I think joerg has defeated all possible dangers.
@BladeEXE67
@BladeEXE67 3 жыл бұрын
would love to see Skall testing them
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 3 жыл бұрын
21:49 Imagine walking through the forest and seeing a guy laughing maniacally while cutting stuff with his sword.
@Webomtv
@Webomtv 2 жыл бұрын
😅Eeryie
@riffhurricane
@riffhurricane 3 жыл бұрын
Nice swords, though slightly terrifying to see you swing it about like that! You'd be safer holding your left hand against your chest or behind your back. Please retain the use of both of your arms Jeorge, I want more crossbows!
@azbestosenjoyer
@azbestosenjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
It's ok he has his safety shirt on
@feger481
@feger481 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Joerg has some salamander DNA. How else could he possibly still have all his limbs?
@RobotMonkeytron
@RobotMonkeytron 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that swing at around 21:05 came way too close to the left hand. Judging by how much damage these swords were doing to everything else they hit, that could have ended really badly. Please stay safe!
@punawelewele
@punawelewele 3 жыл бұрын
Y'all must be new to the Slingshot Channel.
@vast634
@vast634 3 жыл бұрын
The most obvious demonstration why trained swordsmen hold their arms behind their back.
@yorkshire_tea_innit8097
@yorkshire_tea_innit8097 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure many people have already commented on this, but bone inside the body is a lot more malleable than smoked bone like you have there. It bends more, it fractures less easily, and it will cut a a lot easier. It's kind of the difference between green wood and dried wood.
@IllustriousCrocoduck
@IllustriousCrocoduck 3 жыл бұрын
At least he went that route rather than useless ballistic gel blocks haha
@psychedelicgem
@psychedelicgem 3 жыл бұрын
Its a cow bone... just sayin
@PhoenixClank
@PhoenixClank 3 жыл бұрын
This is the right way around though! He's showing us the "worst case scenario", and these swords are still impressive as hell! They're definitely not any less effective against real humans.
@yorkshire_tea_innit8097
@yorkshire_tea_innit8097 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixClank wouldn't the worst case scenario be tungsten carbide?
@Mentat13
@Mentat13 3 жыл бұрын
@@yorkshire_tea_innit8097 worst case scenario would be cutting a black hole, but sadly we will never know the results so we can't prepare ourselves for when that happens in usual life.
@StefDude00
@StefDude00 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s like cutting salami!” -Joerg Sprave 🤣🤣🤣
@weaponizer4444
@weaponizer4444 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing this on the battlefield 21:10
@BlackWinds
@BlackWinds 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be like, NOPE. Gonna fight this smaller guy over here instead.
@MrArthoz
@MrArthoz 3 жыл бұрын
German wielding Ottoman sword...remind me how to say "I surrender" in Deutsch?
@Abdullah_Khan578
@Abdullah_Khan578 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@doombringer3498
@doombringer3498 3 жыл бұрын
it's probably the last thing you'll see in such scenario. With Jorg's strenght and mass i not even sure the armor will help much. Chainmail probably will not.
@charleshashem8595
@charleshashem8595 3 жыл бұрын
It's either the best or your last sight ever.
@docschro6847
@docschro6847 3 жыл бұрын
I love that "negative" comments Jorge makes are quality remarks to help the makers have an even better overall product
@DirtyMardi
@DirtyMardi 3 жыл бұрын
”It’s like cutting salami!” - Janissaries, while hacking off limbs of the Venetian defenders in Constantinople
@BaylasWorld710
@BaylasWorld710 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@hello7533
@hello7533 3 жыл бұрын
AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED.
@flushroyal970
@flushroyal970 3 жыл бұрын
@@hello7533 Nope... that took a lot of time to arrive ... Jannisaries was cutting their limb off in 1453 and they arrived in 1683 ...
@hello7533
@hello7533 3 жыл бұрын
@@flushroyal970 its a Sabaton reference my dude, but thanks for the history lesson. 😁
@Likexner
@Likexner 3 жыл бұрын
@@hello7533 Sabaton references history, so its not one or the other.
@doombringer3498
@doombringer3498 3 жыл бұрын
Turkish sabers are truly formidable cutters. I remember deadliest warrior contest where kilij sword surpassed katana and any other blade by far. Two man-sized swine corpses was bissected cleanly with one-handed horizontal cut. episode about Dracula.
@feger481
@feger481 3 жыл бұрын
Joerg's regular camera man, "so what are we doing today Joerg?" Joerg " I'll be swinging a couple of Swords like a madman, trying to cut through bone and flesh" Joerg's cameraman calls in sick.
@robedechamber
@robedechamber Жыл бұрын
8:11 - "victorious" sword were generally get decorated with gold in Turkic culture, written some prayers alongside the name of the hero and his paternal lineage. After being Muslims the letters on the sword decorations become in Arabic letters. After this short info; this sword probably decorated after the conquest and become ceremonial.
@Ichorslick99
@Ichorslick99 3 жыл бұрын
You could get away without a cameraman with a second camera...
@bantakkor8039
@bantakkor8039 3 жыл бұрын
Or prerecord checking what the camera is actually seeing, and maybe adjusting stuff accordingly. It probably has either a little screen or an ocular of some sorts, all cameras do. When it came to shooting it was quite on point.
@zedjacob8065
@zedjacob8065 3 жыл бұрын
That's one nasty comment
@benv9638
@benv9638 3 жыл бұрын
Bring a bullseye that shows where the action is to aim your camera at, check in the camera or failing that option, line a stick along side the camera to have a better rough idea of the where its aiming
@KiIIMiser
@KiIIMiser 3 жыл бұрын
Generic nasty comment about ballistic gelatin not being in frame per Joerg’s request.
@atlas8414
@atlas8414 3 жыл бұрын
This is comment section is almost as friendly as the one of Mac Miller on Tiny Desk. I love it. Nothing like Demolition Ranch. ❤️
@explosivehotdogs
@explosivehotdogs 3 жыл бұрын
@@atlas8414 if it wasn't friendly then you'd have to reckon with Joerg and we all just saw what he did with them swords...
@afinoxi
@afinoxi 3 жыл бұрын
Raid : sponsors this video about Turkish swords so it can be made Me , a Turk : *This is... Acceptable.*
@hotaruhotaru2873
@hotaruhotaru2873 3 жыл бұрын
selam, fellow turkish weeb lol
@GoldandPearl
@GoldandPearl 3 жыл бұрын
lol uwu bois
@maxheadroom4659
@maxheadroom4659 3 жыл бұрын
Has he ever tried to launch a grappling hook with a crossbow, like in movies? would be interesting.
@psychedelicgem
@psychedelicgem 3 жыл бұрын
He's launched a xmas tree
@ReadersOfTheApocalypse
@ReadersOfTheApocalypse 3 жыл бұрын
He's also launched a U-Boat
@hakrj12
@hakrj12 3 жыл бұрын
He's also launched a condom
@godofchaoskhorne5043
@godofchaoskhorne5043 2 жыл бұрын
One thing few people realise is that Turkey has insanely good steel and its steel industry is very advanced. It's also why Turkish guns are so well made for the price etc
@EgonSorensen
@EgonSorensen 3 жыл бұрын
29:00 - Perhaps a time to get a good wide angle lens and a 4k camera? - then it is possible to zoom/pan in editor software and avoid the cameraman
@Enigma-Sapiens
@Enigma-Sapiens 3 жыл бұрын
You will never get a nasty remark from me Joerg, there are too many negative people in the world already without me being one of them too. Great video and testing Joerg, thank you!
@brooklynwoodard8526
@brooklynwoodard8526 3 жыл бұрын
Joerg please show us features of a real ottoman bow. What about an Instant Mehmed the Conqueror for the next video.
@faiknokta2444
@faiknokta2444 3 жыл бұрын
❤️
@regularguy1957
@regularguy1957 3 жыл бұрын
Instant Mehmed the Conqueror good idea dude.
@JohnSmith-kt2xb
@JohnSmith-kt2xb 3 жыл бұрын
Second that
@TDGCmote
@TDGCmote 3 жыл бұрын
Instant Mehmed would be a prius-sized cannon lol
@MasterOfWarLordOfPeace
@MasterOfWarLordOfPeace 3 жыл бұрын
He cant make a traditional ottoman bow, that takes years to learn, uses natural composites like animal tendon and horn and plant based epoxy as well as special woodwork
@onurizgi6852
@onurizgi6852 3 жыл бұрын
Reis, geleneksel yatağanların üretim prosesleri çok farklı. Yatağan, şekli sebebiyle savurma sırasında yüksek momentum kazanır. Bu yüzden keskinlik değil sertlik daha önemlidir. Yüksek karbon içeren ve balık yağı ile soğutulan gerçek yatağan kolay kolay hasar görmez. Günümüzde eski tekniklerin çoğu unutulmuş durumda, elindekiler de fabrikasyon tenekelerden ibaret.
@talha6852
@talha6852 2 жыл бұрын
Bilgilendirme için teşekkür ederim
@АлександрЛеона-х2ю
@АлександрЛеона-х2ю 7 ай бұрын
По легенде хан Кучум разрубил в воздухе деревянный шар на 4 части, а казак Ермак серебряный таллер надвое, это о качестве оружия того времени.
@darkprofile
@darkprofile 7 ай бұрын
Bizim milletimizin okuma yazma bilmemesi, okuma yazma bilenlerin de lonca sistemi ile uzmanlıklarını gizli tutmaları yüzünden çok fazla bilgi ve uzmanlık kaybolmuş durumda. Batıda uzmanlıklar yazıya geçirilmiş matbaanın kullanılmadı ile hızla yayılmış.
@johnemmons9087
@johnemmons9087 3 жыл бұрын
WOW! Great video! As much as I do love slingshots, swords are my real love. The first sword I ever made was 45 years ago. There are a lot of critics that really just don’t know what they are talking about. Yes swords chip. It’s just what it is. And yes. Tatami mats are always pegged. How realistic would it be that a samurais arm would be floating through the air without being anchored to the body. Some people just say stupid stuff so they sound like they know what they are talking about. Your testing was very robust and very cool. And as a viewer, I appreciate your humility. A sign of a true warrior!
@WhyDoesMyCodeNotCompile
@WhyDoesMyCodeNotCompile 3 жыл бұрын
Finally some ottoman swords that don't fall apart instantly, and they look stunningly. Also I imagine there would be a lot of people willing to help you out with camera work ;)
@metehancakin6331
@metehancakin6331 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for testing our swords. It's also great on our traditional arrow, I suggest you try it Jörg
@theeunseen8820
@theeunseen8820 3 жыл бұрын
For hitting such a thick bone it did quite well, quite a relatively minor nick to the sword
@swordbuy
@swordbuy 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you ✌🏻
@crozraven
@crozraven 3 жыл бұрын
I simply love the the shape of this blade. I would say rather heroic tbh.
@FrejthKing
@FrejthKing 3 жыл бұрын
Or thief like,one could inagine 40 thieves armed with these.
@brando8923
@brando8923 3 жыл бұрын
The only ad thats genuinly made me wanna try raid shadow legends honestly
@gwidao123
@gwidao123 3 жыл бұрын
22:47 Joerg, that was so dangerous oh my god hahaha you should practice your forehand swings with the foreleg forward and left hand behind the back or to your chest to avoid accidents, even though you have a lot of experience with blades. Be safe man, love from Brazil!
@antonakesson
@antonakesson 3 жыл бұрын
I looked up the site and the price already hit me as being a bit on the cheaper side, doesn't neccerly reflect the quality mind you, but then I saw the material and got really worried. Stainless steel swords. Had to think for a second on what Skall and the others have said regarding it. Skall has said some stainless steels can be decent but this type of steel was not one that he mentioned. Searching up the steel quality and I am constantly met with "low end steel" and "soft steel". Some call it decent knife steel while many others call it budget knife steel. The biggest offender is the soft part. I read that this steel is pretty bad for edge retention. So I am a bit on the fence here. It could be that it is the heat treatment that saves these swords but I don't know. I would have to see some more professional testings on these swords to be convinced. Looks pretty good from this video but as I said the type of steel has me worried.
@dariusghodsi2570
@dariusghodsi2570 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, thats like the first rule of sword buying. Dont get stainless steel because its too brittle.
@llabronco
@llabronco 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite, but random, things about your channel is hearing you talk about your dog. It always brings a smile to my face!
@Zurrech
@Zurrech 3 жыл бұрын
When Joerg start to go full "Forge & Fire" at 11:05
@TUFEI110
@TUFEI110 3 жыл бұрын
Already won in advance
@trollgemomo3823
@trollgemomo3823 3 жыл бұрын
It will kiiiiiiiiilll.
@axistec
@axistec 3 жыл бұрын
Master Smith J. Nielson
@iTechRevolutionTV
@iTechRevolutionTV 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the sight of an enemy stating "they are so easy to cut..just like salami" *cue iconic laugh*
@JETWTF
@JETWTF 3 жыл бұрын
Joerg watch some Skallagrim videos about swinging a sword then maybe do a collaboration where he teaches you. You were getting dangerously close to your off hand, and that could be the loss of the hand or fingers.
@vittocrazi
@vittocrazi 3 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure that he could find better instructors in Germany
@zelashizzz1278
@zelashizzz1278 3 жыл бұрын
I'll be your cameraman. You can pay me in hearty laughs.
@manjimbo9830
@manjimbo9830 3 жыл бұрын
People may hate on Raid: Shadow Legends but remember that they help sponsor a lot of KZbinrs.
@mrkiky
@mrkiky 3 жыл бұрын
probably the only good thing about them
@OPVSNOVVM
@OPVSNOVVM 3 жыл бұрын
Normally I don't like sponsor segments and I don't play any mobile games, but Jörg, you make even those segments genuine and entertaining. Well done!
@henridelagardere264
@henridelagardere264 3 жыл бұрын
100,000 furious Turks rattling their scimitars at the ramparts of Vienna. Swordmaster Joerg: Let me show you its features! Ha ha ha ha ha !
@_hunter_hunter1048
@_hunter_hunter1048 3 жыл бұрын
Legend say Joerg was riding down the Kahlenburg with the Polish Hussars weilding his legolas bow
@grinninggoat5369
@grinninggoat5369 3 жыл бұрын
Why were the Turks furious? Did Vienna do something to insult them or their mother? Maybe something was said to them like, "Your mother, let me show you her features. HA HA HA HA!"
@henridelagardere264
@henridelagardere264 3 жыл бұрын
@@_hunter_hunter1048 *Kahlenberg, but I catch your drift ;-).
@_hunter_hunter1048
@_hunter_hunter1048 3 жыл бұрын
@@henridelagardere264 thanks for the correction i forgot the name🤣
@EgaoKage
@EgaoKage 3 жыл бұрын
Bone is one of the most abusive materials that a blade could come in contact with. Especially "cured" bone. Not so much because of it's hardness, or durability; but because of how it breaks as it's hacked and cut. It simply refuses to cut or break in a line. It always breaks in arcs. Which is very similar to ice or glass. So, at the moment of impact, bone actually tries to turn the edge to either side, as it gives way. And, the deeper you cut, the more opportunities there are for this effect to occur; worst case being the edge attempting to turn in alternating directions, as it bites deeper. As hard as you're swinging that sword, I'm surprised it held up so well. The smiths did a fine job making that sword!
@nickspence8897
@nickspence8897 3 жыл бұрын
I've got a feeling this guy needs some sort of man camera combo
@hesus1474
@hesus1474 3 жыл бұрын
A cameraman perhaps
@QldChickenPuncher
@QldChickenPuncher 3 жыл бұрын
Joerg, thanks to you and your meaty paws for this video! Thanks for showing us it's features too :)!
@PomChiChar
@PomChiChar 3 жыл бұрын
Joerg, it just shows how loved and respected you are that we all don’t even mind your bad camera work!
@slebetman
@slebetman 3 жыл бұрын
The ease of use is actually a sign of how well indexed the the handle is. It makes edge alignment intuitive
@Mysterialic
@Mysterialic 3 жыл бұрын
That Mehmed's sword is beautiful.
@svensorensen7693
@svensorensen7693 3 жыл бұрын
On the other hand, that is a fantastic view from your shed. The swords look great, and an amazing value for the price.
@swordbuy
@swordbuy 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you don't forget to visit our website and our Etsy Shop:)
@espneindanke9172
@espneindanke9172 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should always use a second camera (sth. like a GoPro) like Tod from Tod's Workshop does? Just as backup in case you miss something with the main camera.
@hotaruhotaru2873
@hotaruhotaru2873 3 жыл бұрын
it feels good when a german appreciate turkish culture and crafts. love you Joerg
@bsoul3177
@bsoul3177 3 жыл бұрын
Best sponsor of raid ever. Even out of everyone else!
@flameboy7265
@flameboy7265 3 жыл бұрын
Very hurt that you dissed U.K. tv . Next time you’re over let me show you its features! Loved the vid, nearly wet myself at the ‘ffs’ 🤣
@AyarARJ
@AyarARJ 3 жыл бұрын
Did I hear "Karen-tine" in the UK? I'm going to pretend I did because (a) feels like a Joerg commentary and (b) I have a biased perspective. Joerg's YT content is really good. He's a good egg. T-Rex egg.
@ColeWatchTower
@ColeWatchTower 3 жыл бұрын
Scrolled through specifically for this comment.
@trentpeterson1354
@trentpeterson1354 3 жыл бұрын
I refuse to leave a nasty comment about your camera work. You are so entertaining and make excellent content. Thank you for all of your videos!
@chopsddy3
@chopsddy3 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve made heavy hand forged blades for brutal work and tested them in similar fashion on heavy pig bones. I can verify that the the swords functioned as they should, and the damage to the edges is normal under such abuse (dry bone is really hard). I can also testify that the price is insanely low for such blades. The wet mat cuts were extremely impressive. Somebody needs to send Jeorg a big salami.
@jarolbahr
@jarolbahr 3 жыл бұрын
Stay safe Joerg, you better practise your sword skills before you cut yourself.. That first cut was a close call!
@Slingshotchannel
@Slingshotchannel 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I expected much more resistance from the Tatami Omote
@espneindanke9172
@espneindanke9172 3 жыл бұрын
@@Slingshotchannel Just always use a shield when testing one-handed swords. That would also be quite realistic (historically speaking.) It would certainly look good too.
@Vonsen
@Vonsen 3 жыл бұрын
Very cool! With those sharp points, it would have been interesting to see how they performed in stabbing/thrusting tests as well.
@reypolice5231
@reypolice5231 3 жыл бұрын
Joerg I was not bored at all. It put me to sleep. It was a very deep sleep. Seriously thank you. I will watch this again when I can sleep. Expect 1 million views from me at bedtime. Woke up and watch the rest of it. Seriously thank you for a restful night sleep.
@enochroot9438
@enochroot9438 3 жыл бұрын
That coconut looks very hairy when Joerg tapped against his own head...
@lachesisatropos5139
@lachesisatropos5139 3 жыл бұрын
I love this video. The added bonus is that I'm looking for functional battle swords. Definitely purchasing the 2nd sword tested!
@swordbuy
@swordbuy 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, anytime :)
@chauvesouris8007
@chauvesouris8007 3 жыл бұрын
Cool swords! But can you show us rolfy mighty jaws features?
@ChadWSmith
@ChadWSmith 3 жыл бұрын
Also, is anyone gonna talk about how Joerg almost cut his own arm off? Then the next time, he STOPS THE BLADE WITH HIS OTHER HAND!
@FrejthKing
@FrejthKing 3 жыл бұрын
40 thieves armed with these wouldn't do us any harm, ( or maybe they would) roll the o'l chariot along!
@bensul9979
@bensul9979 3 жыл бұрын
joerg you are super likeable, genuine and funny in the camera, I even watched the entire raid section, wish you the best in your new tv program
@MultiJoeKerr
@MultiJoeKerr 3 жыл бұрын
as requested: here is a nasty comment about the jelly blocknot being in the picture. shame on you Jörg :)
@JoseMartinez-yr2wq
@JoseMartinez-yr2wq 3 жыл бұрын
Man you got all the sponsors support on this video. I am glad you are able to thrive and continue to make a living.
@tupcho33
@tupcho33 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being slaughtered by this while trying to hide in a church. People of Batak know what I'm talking about . Amazing swords
@lucaslittmarck2122
@lucaslittmarck2122 3 жыл бұрын
@29:01 You need to adjust the camera angle a little. Or even better, buy a good 360° camera and choose angles in editing. There is a lot of really good ones out there!
@EliKennedy
@EliKennedy 3 жыл бұрын
Even when the action is off camera, your videos are still great fun to watch
@sgtmaggi
@sgtmaggi Жыл бұрын
No way these are handmade for that price. Thats hella impressive. Good job swordbuy
@dystopianparadise5916
@dystopianparadise5916 3 жыл бұрын
In Hollywood they used this thing called a 'mark' like they have on running tracks, where people put their toes. There is a mark for each actor in the shot and a mark(s) for the camera too. I would go on but I am sure you can figure the rest out as you are not a stupid man despite recent evidence.
@UsmanSaleemSulehri
@UsmanSaleemSulehri 3 жыл бұрын
What a great review. I used to watch your videos a ton but got too busy. Really happy you are still making these and good luck man.
@faris.Djunaidi
@faris.Djunaidi 3 жыл бұрын
It is me or this sword really sharper & stronger then the katana he tested sometime ago? Wait, it need to be tested against orc sword too.
@Slingshotchannel
@Slingshotchannel 3 жыл бұрын
It is. But also more expensive.
@markcolinescanillaabliter6474
@markcolinescanillaabliter6474 3 жыл бұрын
Jörg, which sword do you think is the most effective against the zombies?
@FHC...
@FHC... 3 жыл бұрын
It will yield the same result. Smashing and bashing against something made to slash will deform and chip away at it. Both the Katana and these Turk blades are very good at doing what they were meant to do, neither is superior nor inferior. The only thing that sets them apart is that the Katana is a two-handed weapon and the Turk sword is one-handed, the former can cut through a body while the latter can leave deep wounds. All that matters is how skilled the wielder is and how he uses them.
@YOLO-tq3el
@YOLO-tq3el 3 жыл бұрын
I love this!!! Awesome work by them and a nice way of testing it by you!!!
@Str4vv
@Str4vv 3 жыл бұрын
They use really mediocre steel, unfortunately. I hope they go from stainless (4034) to something more performance oriented (5160/1095) in the future. That would really elevate these swords. Also, *much* better resolution on the pictures on their webshop.
@LangstonDev
@LangstonDev 3 жыл бұрын
They look nice but the on paper weight is too heavy for a one handed sword and I'm right out on stainless steel, that's just asking for trouble.
@PhinAI
@PhinAI 3 жыл бұрын
From where can a proper sword be purchased?
@hatrez3679
@hatrez3679 Жыл бұрын
I've just purchased one from their website. The quality is extremely good. It arrived yesterday. It does say that the shipping is free but you have to pay import taxes before it arrives. The quality is really good and it is already insanely sharp. If you are interested in a quality sword than this is for you.
@erichusayn
@erichusayn 3 жыл бұрын
Cool swords. They have a few I would consider buying. Gotta research the steel they use a bit more firs t though.
@JMunsonII
@JMunsonII 3 жыл бұрын
There's something really scary about a highly mesomorphic German individual wearing black leather shoes (sans socks) and shorts, laughing casually and deeply while hacking a rice grass matt with practically no effort at all...
@monokromis
@monokromis 3 жыл бұрын
Loves from Turkey ❤️❤️
@Riceball01
@Riceball01 3 жыл бұрын
Just as an FYI, ballistic gelatin isn't really meant to be a flesh simulator It was designed to provide a consistent medium for use in testing bullet performance.
@edward9674
@edward9674 3 жыл бұрын
See if you can find one of those persian shamshirs, absolutely beautiful designs on the ones on google images i think.
@swordbuy
@swordbuy 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you'd like to have a look. We make shamshir according to Persian and Iranian sources and based on the knowledge of Iranian sword collectors. www.swordbuy.com/shamshir-sword
@ivandelac764
@ivandelac764 3 жыл бұрын
Love the video! Don't know why I haven't watched it earlier haha Although you should redo the tests if you can, this time with the camera on point XD
@yorkshire_tea_innit8097
@yorkshire_tea_innit8097 3 жыл бұрын
You cut a lot better when you put left foot forward it seems.
@RoelandKrijgsman
@RoelandKrijgsman 3 жыл бұрын
Great video as usual, do be careful with that overswinging. You can also buy a small extension for your camera so you can see the end result when you're filming :)
@dgundeadforge17
@dgundeadforge17 3 жыл бұрын
I love rolfies look at at camera, he is wondering what happened to his bone.
@roachdoggjr45
@roachdoggjr45 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for giving me stuff to watch while I eat dinner. It was fun to watch you prepare stuff, Like we got to know the targets and developed a bond with them.
@technne-gu1yu
@technne-gu1yu 3 жыл бұрын
Day 10 of trying to get the almighty sprave to turn spoons into lethal weapons, in peaceful protest of the ban on bows ect.
@_just_me_1568
@_just_me_1568 3 жыл бұрын
ban on bows? where?
@technne-gu1yu
@technne-gu1yu 3 жыл бұрын
@@_just_me_1568 he did a video a few days ago in German with an English explanation some lady tryna take his bows and everyone else's bows
@technne-gu1yu
@technne-gu1yu 3 жыл бұрын
@Fabus Cannabus I only speak English
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 3 жыл бұрын
@@technne-gu1yu Lady politicians think they are everyone's mom.
@cloud8813
@cloud8813 3 жыл бұрын
5:55 ngl that phrase really gives me comfort
@BeefHardslab
@BeefHardslab 3 жыл бұрын
Would love to see you test some Zombie Tools.
@rainsilversplash4376
@rainsilversplash4376 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, that seems impressive, but the blade chipping like that indicates the the blade is *brittle,* and will be prone to shattering, endangering anyone in the vicinity when it does shatter.
@josephasbury4492
@josephasbury4492 10 ай бұрын
Nah. Modern metallurgy is worlds better than the metallurgy used in historical swords. The biggest issue that seems to come along in reproductions is poor design; bone like this was definitely not meant to be targeted.
@ozmobozo
@ozmobozo 3 жыл бұрын
If Jörg is impressed it must be reaaalllyyyyy gooood.
@niklasfischer3915
@niklasfischer3915 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I like Jörg but in this case I think that he isn't the right guy to do a sword review. He simply doesn't have the necessary knowledge or skill to judge the swords performance properly. Jörg is a Genius. He is creative, smart and also a good craftsman...but swords really aren't his specialty.
@ozmobozo
@ozmobozo 3 жыл бұрын
@@niklasfischer3915 Although I agree that he's not a professional lika a HEMA swordsman but he knows a good amount about metallurgy and sharpness. And since we're not going to use these in a real combat, it's good for cutting melons at your backyard or picking your teeth...
@niklasfischer3915
@niklasfischer3915 3 жыл бұрын
@@ozmobozo He knows one or two things about metallurgy. But thats pretty much it. I know a bit more about swords, and i can tell you that both of these swords arent very high quality products. The round and thick handles are very bad for your edge alinement when cutting. Also the extreme weight of 1,5kg is much too heavy for a one-handed sword. The edge damage taken during the bone-test is not within the range that is to be expected. A bit of damage is ok, but not as much as those swords took. Furthermore the crossguard came loose after just one or two blows, which is utterly unacceptable. Finally the fittings of the scabbard are not well fitted to the shape of the scabbard. They are just blocky and stick out, which makes it look very cheap. Sure, if you just want to cut a melon in your backyard, then this probably isnt a problem for you (litually every sword can do that...you dont need a review for this) But if you actually want a historically accurate reproduction that is well made and thoeretically usable for combat, then this is a problem.
@ozmobozo
@ozmobozo 3 жыл бұрын
@@niklasfischer3915 You got me 👌 I always appreciate good information. And since all my knowledge comes from Forged in Fire, it's no surprise...
@spektr540hemi
@spektr540hemi 3 жыл бұрын
WONDERFUL !! Thank you to ALL involved in sharing this content !
@ginuntingactual599
@ginuntingactual599 3 жыл бұрын
Please be careful mate you almost did yourself a mischief there a couple of times, slow down wind the power back
@FLVCTVAT_NEC_MERGITVR
@FLVCTVAT_NEC_MERGITVR 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, he has his safety squint and safety t-shirt on.
@antonakesson
@antonakesson 3 жыл бұрын
He is german so he should be fine. German craftmanship after all XD.
@curtisbright4012
@curtisbright4012 28 күн бұрын
I actually just purchased the blade you* are referring to as Mehmed's. I had not watched this review at the time, and it is not named that way on their site. I wanted Vlad's. Swordbuy now has a full recreation of Mehmed's fancy blade, and I loved the similarities. (I bought this specific blade to be a historically accurate representation of Vlad III Drăculești's blade.)* Vlad being Mehmed's training partner when they were boys, it would make sense he would have the same style of blade. Vlad, however, would have been one to sneer at the ostentatious, gold engraved blade. "Fitting for Mehmed to have a sword requiring an empire to maintain. He was always needlessly extravagant, after all. I've always preferred something you can get dirty." Then again, Vlad did chop more bones with that type of sword than Mehmed did. Mehmed had men to do that for him.
@Matt_The_Hugenot
@Matt_The_Hugenot 3 жыл бұрын
Either would cripple a horse let alone a human. I'd like to ses Matt Easton or Skallagrim test these. Edit: a shame they're all stainless steel :/
@ethansauce
@ethansauce 3 жыл бұрын
First raid shadow legend ad I really enjoyed watching!! You’re such a cool guy Jeorg
@MadHerbertPotts
@MadHerbertPotts 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard comments help out with the KZbin algorithm however worthless they are…
@mikakorhonen5715
@mikakorhonen5715 3 жыл бұрын
I'm doing my part!
@abidkhairy..3863
@abidkhairy..3863 3 жыл бұрын
here, take mine
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