“Texas already took over whatever state that was” is the most accurate statement that could be made by a Brit in regards to Oklahoma.
@lomiification6 ай бұрын
Hmm. Was the trail of tears a Texas driven thing?
@Kyr0SpaceCadet6 ай бұрын
@@lomiification No it has nothing to do with Texas, it was the president at the time Andrew Jackson and the 1830 Congress. Congress passed the Indian Removal Act. The act authorized the president to exchange Indian lands within existing state borders for lands west of the Mississippi. the president sent in the Army who forcefully relocated natives from Tennessee and Alabama to Oklahoma, Arkansas and Missouri. which is where Indian reservations stand to this day.
@a_disgruntled_snail6 ай бұрын
Oklahoma is just north Texas anyways.
@CamdenSingletary6 ай бұрын
@@a_disgruntled_snail please no the Oklahomans will hear you and they will get Joe exotic to come get you.
@a_disgruntled_snail6 ай бұрын
@@CamdenSingletary i am an okie and joe exotic doesn’t scare me.
@Nightenstaff6 ай бұрын
I see RCE truly took the British way of "hands off" by declaring hands off only to instantly go hands on.
@spunkytheskunky6 ай бұрын
He meant everyone else's hand off XD
@roadracing226 ай бұрын
Surprised he didn’t try to conquer the Middle East.
@redmckenzie8206 ай бұрын
Sad Northern Irish noises, he chose GB not UK
@2dmanHelp6 ай бұрын
Your wish us now 🇮🇪
@domowomo21256 ай бұрын
What does that mean@@2dmanHelp
@pogmeistergeneral9416 ай бұрын
@@domowomo2125northern ireland is part of the uk, the republic of Ireland is not, theyve been separate since the 1920s, hes saying that northern ireland is with the republic of ireland now as in the video great britain (the uk minus northern ireland) was moved to the coast of america, and northern ireland was left behind
@caesarsalad776 ай бұрын
We can file that with the sad Alaska and sad Hawaii noises since they only use the contiguous 48 United States.
@blocoes27576 ай бұрын
mhm
@cavalieroutdoors60366 ай бұрын
As an American watching this...I am enjoying this far more than I should. Edit after watching: So...Texas took over everything, except Wyoming - which is pretty much just Texas - but slightly further north. Accurate.
@ChrisOsberg6 ай бұрын
Is it though? 🤔
@mattjones4166 ай бұрын
Yes Texas with lots of snow
@michaelplowman86746 ай бұрын
Just imagine if Little European Texas was involved.
@Zordlistair6 ай бұрын
If all the states decided to do a battle royal, Texas would probably do what it did in the video. Take all the states north to decide the country in half and then just expand outwards
@Cake_RL6 ай бұрын
This was more fun and more accurate than I thought it would be.
@CodicusMaximus6 ай бұрын
Love how he says GB doesnt have the technology to get across and makes a bridge right next to the boat in the water from the dock on GB
@pbsixgun66 ай бұрын
I think those are fishing boats though.
@SupremeStitious6 ай бұрын
"Every single state" The entirety of New England....
@Nightenstaff6 ай бұрын
West Virginia was there in name only -- it doesn't even border North Carolina.
@singingrazors6 ай бұрын
lmao, I saw that too, plus Alaska and Hawaii
@ImmortalAbsol6 ай бұрын
Not the entirety, ⅓ of it is there 😅
@SupremeStitious6 ай бұрын
@@singingrazors lol didn't even think about alaska and hawaii lmao
@SupremeStitious6 ай бұрын
@@ImmortalAbsol trye lol
@TitanAEX46 ай бұрын
First point of unrealism - Florida Man would _never_ give up that easily. Second point of unrealism - I don't think North Carolinians would allow a Brit into their ranks after he had just tried to conquer them. Third point of unrealism - Texans don't have quite that thick of a drawl. Everything else, though...fairly on-point.
@dragongaming4796 ай бұрын
florada scarres me good think im in new york
@TypeZeta26 ай бұрын
@@dragongaming479Florida scares all of us
@macgyveriii28186 ай бұрын
Not a thick drawl? Ever been to Texas? Or perhaps, never left.
@stevenjones20976 ай бұрын
Ohio would take over.
@ambergathings71606 ай бұрын
As a North Carolinian, I am unsure.
@NunyaBizniz-om6xf6 ай бұрын
Britain looking like a very efficient shape today
@TheXak6626 ай бұрын
I thought it looked like a guy sat on a toilet 😅
@devbella52236 ай бұрын
Came here for this… Matt loves drawing nobs
@danielsterling-m9u6 ай бұрын
@@devbella5223inn
@RiptornRory6 ай бұрын
That bridge earning it's score when all that Matt threw at it couldn't bring it down.
@LegendhypergameGD6 ай бұрын
That bridge is the Bridge
@pyrothelostone6 ай бұрын
Im noticing a distinct lack of actual virginia. At first i thought we might have gotten taken out before matt looked at west virginia being taken out by north carolina, but i went back and we were never on the map. Truly the worst timeline.
@aldrea65066 ай бұрын
meh.. as an ex-Virginian, I'm ok with Virginia not being on the map. It gave the other states a fighting chance, because as much military is in VA irl, it would have been a completely different outcome, lol. That or they would just bomb the other states with pollen, either way would probably work.(I am soooo thankful to be away from the sea of pollen)
@jayyrod16 ай бұрын
He's missing a lot of the northeastern states. They were probably too small to draw anyway, rip Rhode Island.
@WomboCombo5785 ай бұрын
He gave Michigans UP to Wisconsin
@braydengenenbacher39566 ай бұрын
Fun fact, the first steel bridge was made in Missouri, the eads bridge over the Mississippi cennecting St.Louis to the west, thats why it has the gateway arch.
@cyborgjellyfish-6 ай бұрын
Sorry mate, RCE said invented, not built. That means he's talking about Sir Henry Bessemer's patent in the 1850s. While we're talking about the Eads I'd also have to point out that Andrew Carnegie was born in Fife. So while the great and mighty James Eads might have the record, it was based on an English invention and built by a Scotsman. But hey, that's all water under the bridge... ... yes that whole thing was just a laboured effort to get that pun in. ;)
@braydengenenbacher39565 ай бұрын
@cyborgjellyfish- I respect the effort, and sorry I guess I missed the part where he said invented. Thank you for the correction. But hey at least we brided the gap of misunderstanding
@LSGaming420662 ай бұрын
@@cyborgjellyfish- romans invented the bridges and built them in england
@nickepps98006 ай бұрын
“Why is Texas so big” always was 😂
@legendarykingkian6 ай бұрын
Try to take a road trip from Houston to Narrvare FL. Gives you a tru scale
@chelseyschultz92086 ай бұрын
No Alaska is
@FATALITY495 ай бұрын
Alaska is just a side piece tho
@LoganReynolds-ys4sd5 ай бұрын
As someone from Texas, I can confirm this is correct
@RocketMan21-vp9ie2 ай бұрын
@@chelseyschultz9208 Alaska is the side piece so we can have a good place for year round snow in America.
@Bassdrumguy296 ай бұрын
As a Kentuckian (yes that’s how you spell it) we are well known for horse racing, bourbon, obesity, and that sweet succulent fried chicken. Did you know that over 80% of all bourbon was produced in Kentucky?? Pretty cool right…Right??….
@ventsislavminev6 ай бұрын
It's pretty much the chicken, mate.
@lomiification6 ай бұрын
The test was made in bourbon or by bourbons, I assume?
@Bassdrumguy296 ай бұрын
@@lomiification huh??
@YamiKitten6 ай бұрын
Don't forget Corvettes!
@charlesbrown44836 ай бұрын
@benjaminmorris4962 Nope we’re not uppity like France with their champagne, bourbon can be made anywhere. It’s just that all the *good* bourbon is made in Kentucky👍
@NatsumeRyu6 ай бұрын
00:12 "every single state" *notices NE is not all there* (probably because it's too small/dense)
@Bunso1066 ай бұрын
That bridge is so wonky, it must have been made by an architect.
@CaptainFritz286 ай бұрын
As a Texan, I can confirm that RCE's impression of us at the end is 100% accurate. Also I was way too happy to see Texas win.
@Bancheis6 ай бұрын
"Why is Texas so big?" Because... everything is big in Texas.
@Grey_Duck6 ай бұрын
Counterpoint: you were not nearly happy enough to see Texas win.
@CaptainFritz286 ай бұрын
@@Grey_Duck Dang, got me there.
@pierresmee47696 ай бұрын
"he can't get sick, cause we invented medicine" 😂😂 love you Matt!
@isolated.89766 ай бұрын
Why am I not surprised that Texas won
@PuzzledPsychic6 ай бұрын
Don't mess with Texas
@markbailey53936 ай бұрын
I think it's all the inbreeding. Keeping that population high.
@johnsinglerr6 ай бұрын
proud texan noises
@ramors47156 ай бұрын
Simple really. No brains only brawns. lmao
@a_frying_pan696 ай бұрын
You spoiled it😢
@erictorres99066 ай бұрын
Despite RCE meddling probably historically accurate that Texans would be this aggressive. Also, was that the RCE version of Brexit?
@jackson1028816 ай бұрын
Aggressive? No no, Competent.
@NobleGas_546 ай бұрын
Considering they're the only US state to fight TWO wars for the right to own people as property, I agree.
@aulvinduergard99522 ай бұрын
@@jackson102881 It can be both.
@cbernheisel876 ай бұрын
I'm surprised my state lasted so long, R.I.P Colorado
@navad1086 ай бұрын
We kept out of it till we were attacked.
@Nick-hi9gx6 ай бұрын
We should have cut off their water supply. To Texas and Kentucky (after they took the whole Great Plains) especially. We have more than snowboard slopes Matt, we have THE WATER!
@imapersoninpersonifacation65285 ай бұрын
As a Texan we love Colorado
@WesleyTurnquist2 ай бұрын
Colorado never wins these … sadly
@WesleyTurnquist2 ай бұрын
Sadly
@Viertis6 ай бұрын
Insert "How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man" meme
@DeclanCunningham6 ай бұрын
Some of the state shapes are comically off
@garand706 ай бұрын
It's like whoever drew that US map did so from memory after seeing it once on a diner placemat as a child
@Daniel-cw8lg6 ай бұрын
The UP isn't even in the right state
@glatkis_pl3366 ай бұрын
I love how unbiased this experiment is
@4-art-ver4692 ай бұрын
As an American I would like to point out that we don't JUST rename all our Cities after British cities We also remove the letter U from as many words as Possible
@bloodclaatАй бұрын
And have to make sure that it is a NEW city and not an old one. I don't think the originality for naming things can get any better than in does in the United States.
@newwirgesball6 ай бұрын
I love watching a British person talk about the United States.
@TheShroom21096 ай бұрын
during the bridge reveiw I noticed how britains populatrion grew from 30 to 102 and couldn't stop laughing.
@allenlea46546 ай бұрын
As an American none of this surprises me. This seems like the most realistic simulator ever.
@anthonyjiang32516 ай бұрын
It’s always funny hearing a british guy try to say arkansas, didn’t expect arkansauce though
@DaysofKnight6 ай бұрын
Actually, he said "Arkansas'" because he added an 's to the end to indicate possession
@tartu25836 ай бұрын
Shouldn't it be Ar-kan-saw and Kan-saw, or Kan-sas and Ar-kan-sas?😃
@AliceErishech6 ай бұрын
@@tartu2583 If I recall correctly, the etymology for Arkansas and Kansas are actually unrelated. Them being so similar in spelling is just a coincidence, albeit a really confusing one.
@agr_6 ай бұрын
@@tartu2583arkansaw and Kansus
@derikduley78066 ай бұрын
Matt: Okay, I'm not going to mess with this anymore. Matt: proceedes to me with it a LOT more
@rdscdsjl6 ай бұрын
Matt: goes on about KFC Also Matt: Why are there so many farmers in Kentucky?
@rossylittle166 ай бұрын
Matt doing what a large number of politicians would like to happen
@xChikyx6 ай бұрын
the end of USA? yes pleaseeee
@KoriNicole6 ай бұрын
As a native Texan, I can confirm this is indeed the sentiment that has been going around for a while
@cavalieroutdoors60366 ай бұрын
@@KoriNicole I just ask that you guys wait until I can move down there to help the *right* state when it all kicks off.
@walkir26626 ай бұрын
Yup. Nigel Farage simulator.
@nollienick11215 ай бұрын
@@xChikyx so what we just disappear. That’s messed up to say
@beastmode_5766 ай бұрын
Brits taking Georgia, whose name came from King George II of England, seems almost poetic
@user-deevt6 ай бұрын
Funny that the last bit of America you held on to was New England
@blackwolfecc6 ай бұрын
You’re saying Nevada wrong. As an ex resident of that shitty state I salute you!
@tatersfornarnia5 ай бұрын
that was not what i expected you to say
@rhysplaysvirtual6 ай бұрын
As someone who has lived in Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa.. the only thing that surprised me was that Kansas and Missouri didn't have a go at each other.
@ScoobDrew6 ай бұрын
Historically speaking, you'd really expect it. Kansas would win though and finally take ALL of KC
@LordSaric6 ай бұрын
So as an American, what I took from this is even direct divine intervention can not lead Britain to victory over America. Seems legit! :D
@catlovingtrio2 ай бұрын
KFC isn't even from Kentucky. It's just called that because Colonel Sanders was made a Kentucky Colonel.
@derpderpington8246 ай бұрын
Wow. Who would've thought your genius tactic of doing absolutely nothing while watching your opponents take over everything wouldn't work?
@SbassLaser6 ай бұрын
are you telling me texans learned how to survive temps below freezing?
@anitacrumbly5 ай бұрын
lmao!!!
@EverythingInMyBrain6 ай бұрын
GB in that location is gonna suffer hard come hurricane season..
@justicedunham40886 ай бұрын
They’re no longer the British Isles, they’re the British Peninsula.
@jbclay211Ай бұрын
3:51 as a Texan I can gladly say that Texas has always been that big
@jonp6836 ай бұрын
As a Texan, this is an accurate rendition of how Texas takes over the US and allying with Wyoming. Matt’s Texas accent will grant him a seat at the engineering table. We need mega highways and superior drainage for the United State of Texas
@BrokeDad16 ай бұрын
You made "East Florida" .. lol
@Envixie6 ай бұрын
These states are too peaceful….
@TheBeanMan.6 ай бұрын
The borders dude😭 why does North Dakota have the northwest angle
@Terrazor6 ай бұрын
"A couple [trees] up north" places trees in nottinghamshire
@GetGaming483 ай бұрын
6:46 I love the sweet home Alabama
@tau-5samsara6456 ай бұрын
11 minutes this feels illegal, Keep up the amazing work Matt!
@The_Silencer_man21 күн бұрын
I got a world box add during the bridge review
@Ssharkkkkkeditsoffical6 ай бұрын
not every state was added. forgot hawaii and alaska
@Silias066 ай бұрын
It is fitting that the greatest menace to the British is our texasbenders. They bend propane and propane accessories.
@joarnold94956 ай бұрын
What song did you use in the bridge review
@propht63076 ай бұрын
Texas is omni man when he yelled "look at what they need for a fraction of your power" and honestly thats cannon
@droppedpasta6 ай бұрын
Historical irony in the first target for the British being the state named after King George II?
@aldrea65066 ай бұрын
Omg, the British y'all at the end was adorable, also I believe Wyoming stayed safe cause there's absolutely nothing in Wyoming but emptiness, lol.
@LoganMcCord20132 ай бұрын
It is not we have yellow stone devil's tower and cfd wich is the world's largest OUTDOOR rodeo and lane frost died there to also a guy named Tom horn
@dgaf98436 ай бұрын
No way GB can win this, y'all tried once and we threw a big tea party for you for the effort.
@cavalieroutdoors60366 ай бұрын
They tried twice. Third time is the charm?
@Bagline6 ай бұрын
Did Wisconsin annex the upper peninsula of Michigan?! (before the time even started that is)
@lostmysteries68706 ай бұрын
As a Texan I’m not surprised at all who won out, proud at the end we saved the US from the British
@60NineK6 ай бұрын
as a michigander.. we lost from the beginning to Illinois
@lostmysteries68706 ай бұрын
@@60NineK hey at least you weren’t targeted by Matt, I was actively frustrated for those states, the rest were randomized so it sucks that y’all were unlucky
@pseudotasuki6 ай бұрын
Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, and New Hampshire got clumped together as Vermont!? What is the logic of this game???
@TheRandomhobo1234 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. None the states I’ve lived in even exist on this map 😭
@Website000486 ай бұрын
Me as a New Jersey kid being very 😢
@Llamagod_yt4 ай бұрын
0:13 look at the top right. As a Vermonter I just got to say that, THE EMPIRE OF VERMONT IS BACK BABY
@Armyman-i4hАй бұрын
Where’s Wisconsin at 0:14
@danielksalazar61922 күн бұрын
Ya
@ashellicott10786 ай бұрын
That is a beautiful picture of Britain Matt, top work, fellow engineer here appreciates that👍
@megamihestia40496 ай бұрын
historically accurate
@TesseractUnfolded6 ай бұрын
As a Wisconsinite, I totally approve of the ownership of the Upper Peninsula in the opening state of the map. Though I am sad about how quickly we were taken over by Minnesota.
@Shatterverse6 ай бұрын
Fun fact, Texas owes its origin and accent to England. It was originally settled, by England and I think Mexico or Spain and became part of Mexico I'm not sure which. Anyway the English moved in, became ranchers and landowners, fought out the Mexicans, form to their own country, and then later joined the United States. So that Texas accent? As I understand it that's what the English accent used to sound like a couple hundred years ago. So, basically, Texas? It's all England's fault. And they wonder why the rest of the country hates them.
@NobleGas_546 ай бұрын
Texas was a part of Mexico until 1836 when American settlers living there refused to comply with Mexican anti-slavery laws and annexed the territory for themselves
@agr_6 ай бұрын
The title for most hated state goes to California. People love Texas. And that’s coming from someone who’s currently living in California.
@thebreakerofwalls90362 ай бұрын
14:35 North Louisiana state? He means Arkansas? 🤣 🤣 🤣
@elmadicine6 ай бұрын
this is one of my proudest moments of being a texan
@acts_of_random_kindness50186 ай бұрын
Matt English is my primary language “conqueror” that took me 10 minutes to figure out lmao so glad I not the only one that struggles with certain words
@the98themperoroftheholybri336 ай бұрын
Our ancestors weren't evil, they achieved great things and made the world a better place than it was before.
@weezylone6 ай бұрын
In the same sense that throwing gasoline on it makes a fire better.
@the98themperoroftheholybri333 күн бұрын
@@weezyloneI don't know what country you're from, but we probably taught you how to make fire
@Honeybeeismydad6 ай бұрын
Don’t know what states are missing. I counted 38. I know Alaska and Hawaii isn’t there but that’s it. Any Americans?
@isaacmisley94703 ай бұрын
New Hampshire is missing, for one.
@pieratking6 ай бұрын
Texas is Gods Country!
@JeffLikesArson5 ай бұрын
It isn’t?
@babyyodagames38556 ай бұрын
So happy you added the Isle of Wight : we are always forgotten
@dannycameron6 ай бұрын
You're forgotten because it costs so damn much to visit!
@BarryTGash6 ай бұрын
Scale-wise you're about 50% too small :)
@petiertje6 ай бұрын
'Where is the intelligent one' * whilst moving his cursor over the 'short sighted' trait. I thought that was kind of funny :)
@jefe42646 ай бұрын
Interesting video until Matt got nervous about North Carolina, turned into a total architect and started cheating with napalm
@blankblankness2971Ай бұрын
Texas man watching here. This whole time, I kept chanting the US Army marching song (Over hill, over dale) because I know that you should never poke Americans. We fought George (III) with George (Washington) before, and we’re not afraid to send our men back to their rebellious roots.
@thediamonds80126 ай бұрын
Oi you missed nothen Ireland
@Eblinx6 ай бұрын
*northern*
@MysteriousStranger506 ай бұрын
@@Eblinx Forcibly recapture southern ireland under the flag, peacefully. Why not russia did it an no one cares
@Governor-Grand_moff_Tarkin6 ай бұрын
UK isn't GB
@cursedcat64676 ай бұрын
7:11 “they are destroying the natives” Little bit too lore accurate
@FrancisWeaver-f4q6 ай бұрын
the greatest country huh let me get my history book *gets my history book and reads* hmm it seems like the UK needed Americas help in the 2 world wars so you are incorrect RCE america is the best
@bradleybishop37026 ай бұрын
Should have made it "fair" and Split GB as Scotland, Wales, and England, see who triumphs over that and then they can retake New England
@convexrelic76476 ай бұрын
day 124 of asking matt to play minecraft
@hannahsmith85716 ай бұрын
Yesssss
@elnopo42426 ай бұрын
Didn't he already play minecraft ?
@RichardJr11346 ай бұрын
Or you can stop because mine c raft is so boring to watch someone else play.....😅
@mrg0uldie3086 ай бұрын
Bro he said he doesn’t want to play it again 😂
@laufzeitfehler89416 ай бұрын
He did already.
@andrewmencer9166 ай бұрын
IRL if you tried this in real life and invaded the Southern States you would hear dueling banjos and immediately no longer exist no matter how large you're invading forces is the slim chance you have is by using nukes
@AllStuffofWonder_YT6 ай бұрын
3:29 it’s not nighttime it’s actually age of dark, you can disable it in the age settings, each age has their own buffs and/or debuffs 5:45 i love having little cute stone bridges in my custom maps made for videos, most of the time I just randomly mess around 9:31 nations I think can only declare war on like neighboring kingdoms
@YaboiTibz6 ай бұрын
As a Mississippian I for one am shocked at our roll over and die mentality.. love the content!
@garand706 ай бұрын
It's like whoever drew that US map did so from memory after seeing it once on a diner placemat as a child
@d4rk2ev02 ай бұрын
I love how accurate Texas taking over everything makes me laugh 😂
@kittenlord05716 ай бұрын
I guess Delaware, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Rhode Island, dont exist in this world? (I dont suppose it matters much though)
@NikLindsey20506 ай бұрын
0:52 looks like somone sitting down sad, lonley (average brit moment) 😂
@Phyta6 ай бұрын
I’m from North Carolina. So it makes me happy to watch our success!
@Boilermakers2706 ай бұрын
Kentucky is also famous for horse race. (Kentucky Derby)
@agbarugo6 ай бұрын
this was the most hands-on hands-off video i have ever seen
@hihihirenx15136 ай бұрын
Perhaps Great Britain invented steel bridges, perhaps not. I do not know. But I do know that the first ALL-steel bridge was built very near where I live, in Glasgow, Missouri. Look up the Glasgow Railroad Bridge. It was built in 1879 but rebuilt in 1900.
@gamingfrog12346 ай бұрын
Glasgowsin the Uk aswell why steal our names
@hihihirenx15136 ай бұрын
They're good names. Also the people naming them were sometimes European or at least of European heritage. No sense spending all that time coming up with new names when you already know lots of good ones.
@yanicwilms5986 ай бұрын
Matt the Conqueror switching to North Carolina, as their king?! 😂 That was very funny and interesting to watch!
@yanicwilms5986 ай бұрын
I would welcome more of these kinds of videos
@iakan69376 ай бұрын
The true british "hands off". Staying hands off until you get bored or feel threatened
@shy94225 ай бұрын
I love that Portland, Oregon made an appearance for its bridges.
@WRLDOfSad6 ай бұрын
20:50 of course
@DanielG776 ай бұрын
I love how New Great Britian was the original 13 colonies after taking Maine
@RichardJr11346 ай бұрын
Said with a southern drawl. "Seriously, enjoyed this Matt! You have a great day, y'all!!" 😊