“Texas already took over whatever state that was” is the most accurate statement that could be made by a Brit in regards to Oklahoma.
@lomiification8 ай бұрын
Hmm. Was the trail of tears a Texas driven thing?
@Kyr0SpaceCadet8 ай бұрын
@@lomiification No it has nothing to do with Texas, it was the president at the time Andrew Jackson and the 1830 Congress. Congress passed the Indian Removal Act. The act authorized the president to exchange Indian lands within existing state borders for lands west of the Mississippi. the president sent in the Army who forcefully relocated natives from Tennessee and Alabama to Oklahoma, Arkansas and Missouri. which is where Indian reservations stand to this day.
@a_disgruntled_snail8 ай бұрын
Oklahoma is just north Texas anyways.
@CamdenSingletary8 ай бұрын
@@a_disgruntled_snail please no the Oklahomans will hear you and they will get Joe exotic to come get you.
@a_disgruntled_snail8 ай бұрын
@@CamdenSingletary i am an okie and joe exotic doesn’t scare me.
@Nightenstaff8 ай бұрын
I see RCE truly took the British way of "hands off" by declaring hands off only to instantly go hands on.
@spunkytheskunky8 ай бұрын
He meant everyone else's hand off XD
@roadracing228 ай бұрын
Surprised he didn’t try to conquer the Middle East.
@cavalieroutdoors60368 ай бұрын
As an American watching this...I am enjoying this far more than I should. Edit after watching: So...Texas took over everything, except Wyoming - which is pretty much just Texas - but slightly further north. Accurate.
@ChrisOsberg8 ай бұрын
Is it though? 🤔
@mattjones4168 ай бұрын
Yes Texas with lots of snow
@michaelplowman86748 ай бұрын
Just imagine if Little European Texas was involved.
@Zordlistair8 ай бұрын
If all the states decided to do a battle royal, Texas would probably do what it did in the video. Take all the states north to decide the country in half and then just expand outwards
@Cake_RL8 ай бұрын
This was more fun and more accurate than I thought it would be.
@braydengenenbacher39568 ай бұрын
Fun fact, the first steel bridge was made in Missouri, the eads bridge over the Mississippi cennecting St.Louis to the west, thats why it has the gateway arch.
@cyborgjellyfish-8 ай бұрын
Sorry mate, RCE said invented, not built. That means he's talking about Sir Henry Bessemer's patent in the 1850s. While we're talking about the Eads I'd also have to point out that Andrew Carnegie was born in Fife. So while the great and mighty James Eads might have the record, it was based on an English invention and built by a Scotsman. But hey, that's all water under the bridge... ... yes that whole thing was just a laboured effort to get that pun in. ;)
@braydengenenbacher39567 ай бұрын
@cyborgjellyfish- I respect the effort, and sorry I guess I missed the part where he said invented. Thank you for the correction. But hey at least we brided the gap of misunderstanding
@LSGaming420664 ай бұрын
@@cyborgjellyfish- romans invented the bridges and built them in england
@redmckenzie8208 ай бұрын
Sad Northern Irish noises, he chose GB not UK
@2dmanHelp8 ай бұрын
Your wish us now 🇮🇪
@domowomo21258 ай бұрын
What does that mean@@2dmanHelp
@pogmeistergeneral9418 ай бұрын
@@domowomo2125northern ireland is part of the uk, the republic of Ireland is not, theyve been separate since the 1920s, hes saying that northern ireland is with the republic of ireland now as in the video great britain (the uk minus northern ireland) was moved to the coast of america, and northern ireland was left behind
@caesarsalad778 ай бұрын
We can file that with the sad Alaska and sad Hawaii noises since they only use the contiguous 48 United States.
@blocoes27578 ай бұрын
mhm
@Bassdrumguy298 ай бұрын
As a Kentuckian (yes that’s how you spell it) we are well known for horse racing, bourbon, obesity, and that sweet succulent fried chicken. Did you know that over 80% of all bourbon was produced in Kentucky?? Pretty cool right…Right??….
@ventsislavminev8 ай бұрын
It's pretty much the chicken, mate.
@lomiification8 ай бұрын
The test was made in bourbon or by bourbons, I assume?
@Bassdrumguy298 ай бұрын
@@lomiification huh??
@YamiKitten8 ай бұрын
Don't forget Corvettes!
@charlesbrown44838 ай бұрын
@benjaminmorris4962 Nope we’re not uppity like France with their champagne, bourbon can be made anywhere. It’s just that all the *good* bourbon is made in Kentucky👍
@CodicusMaximus8 ай бұрын
Love how he says GB doesnt have the technology to get across and makes a bridge right next to the boat in the water from the dock on GB
@pbsixgun68 ай бұрын
I think those are fishing boats though.
@ThyXentonАй бұрын
That boat was a fishing boat, which doesn't transport people. Let me just explain the three types of boats in WorldBox. Fishing boat: The fishing boat collects fish, and doesn't transport people. The fishing boat does not have any flags. Trading boat: The trading boat brings items to other countries, and doesn't transport people. The trading boat has one flag. Transport boat: The transport boat brings armies and other people to other countries or islands to colonize or fight. The transport boat has two flags.
@pyrothelostone8 ай бұрын
Im noticing a distinct lack of actual virginia. At first i thought we might have gotten taken out before matt looked at west virginia being taken out by north carolina, but i went back and we were never on the map. Truly the worst timeline.
@aldrea65068 ай бұрын
meh.. as an ex-Virginian, I'm ok with Virginia not being on the map. It gave the other states a fighting chance, because as much military is in VA irl, it would have been a completely different outcome, lol. That or they would just bomb the other states with pollen, either way would probably work.(I am soooo thankful to be away from the sea of pollen)
@jayyrod18 ай бұрын
He's missing a lot of the northeastern states. They were probably too small to draw anyway, rip Rhode Island.
@WomboCombo5787 ай бұрын
He gave Michigans UP to Wisconsin
@SupremeStitious8 ай бұрын
"Every single state" The entirety of New England....
@Nightenstaff8 ай бұрын
West Virginia was there in name only -- it doesn't even border North Carolina.
@singingrazors8 ай бұрын
lmao, I saw that too, plus Alaska and Hawaii
@ImmortalAbsol8 ай бұрын
Not the entirety, ⅓ of it is there 😅
@SupremeStitious8 ай бұрын
@@singingrazors lol didn't even think about alaska and hawaii lmao
@SupremeStitious8 ай бұрын
@@ImmortalAbsol trye lol
@nickepps98008 ай бұрын
“Why is Texas so big” always was 😂
@LegendaryAviation8 ай бұрын
Try to take a road trip from Houston to Narrvare FL. Gives you a tru scale
@chelseyschultz92088 ай бұрын
No Alaska is
@FATALITY497 ай бұрын
Alaska is just a side piece tho
@LoganReynolds-ys4sd7 ай бұрын
As someone from Texas, I can confirm this is correct
@RocketMan21-vp9ie4 ай бұрын
@@chelseyschultz9208 Alaska is the side piece so we can have a good place for year round snow in America.
@NunyaBizniz-om6xf8 ай бұрын
Britain looking like a very efficient shape today
@TheXak6628 ай бұрын
I thought it looked like a guy sat on a toilet 😅
@devbella52238 ай бұрын
Came here for this… Matt loves drawing nobs
@danielsterling-m9u8 ай бұрын
@@devbella5223inn
@CaptainFritz288 ай бұрын
As a Texan, I can confirm that RCE's impression of us at the end is 100% accurate. Also I was way too happy to see Texas win.
@Bancheis8 ай бұрын
"Why is Texas so big?" Because... everything is big in Texas.
@Grey_Duck8 ай бұрын
Counterpoint: you were not nearly happy enough to see Texas win.
@CaptainFritz288 ай бұрын
@@Grey_Duck Dang, got me there.
@TitanAEX48 ай бұрын
First point of unrealism - Florida Man would _never_ give up that easily. Second point of unrealism - I don't think North Carolinians would allow a Brit into their ranks after he had just tried to conquer them. Third point of unrealism - Texans don't have quite that thick of a drawl. Everything else, though...fairly on-point.
@dragongaming4798 ай бұрын
florada scarres me good think im in new york
@TypeZeta28 ай бұрын
@@dragongaming479Florida scares all of us
@macgyveriii28188 ай бұрын
Not a thick drawl? Ever been to Texas? Or perhaps, never left.
@stevenjones20978 ай бұрын
Ohio would take over.
@ambergathings71608 ай бұрын
As a North Carolinian, I am unsure.
@erictorres99068 ай бұрын
Despite RCE meddling probably historically accurate that Texans would be this aggressive. Also, was that the RCE version of Brexit?
@jackson1028818 ай бұрын
Aggressive? No no, Competent.
@NobleGas_548 ай бұрын
Considering they're the only US state to fight TWO wars for the right to own people as property, I agree.
@aulvinduergard99524 ай бұрын
@@jackson102881 It can be both.
@RiptornRory8 ай бұрын
That bridge earning it's score when all that Matt threw at it couldn't bring it down.
@LegendhypergameGD8 ай бұрын
That bridge is the Bridge
@pierresmee47698 ай бұрын
"he can't get sick, cause we invented medicine" 😂😂 love you Matt!
@Bunso1068 ай бұрын
That bridge is so wonky, it must have been made by an architect.
@isolated.89768 ай бұрын
Why am I not surprised that Texas won
@PuzzledPsychic8 ай бұрын
Don't mess with Texas
@markbailey53938 ай бұрын
I think it's all the inbreeding. Keeping that population high.
@marathonmanjohn8 ай бұрын
proud texan noises
@ramors47158 ай бұрын
Simple really. No brains only brawns. lmao
@a_frying_pan698 ай бұрын
You spoiled it😢
@Viertis8 ай бұрын
Insert "How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man" meme
@NatsumeRyu8 ай бұрын
00:12 "every single state" *notices NE is not all there* (probably because it's too small/dense)
@cbernheisel878 ай бұрын
I'm surprised my state lasted so long, R.I.P Colorado
@navad1088 ай бұрын
We kept out of it till we were attacked.
@Nick-hi9gx8 ай бұрын
We should have cut off their water supply. To Texas and Kentucky (after they took the whole Great Plains) especially. We have more than snowboard slopes Matt, we have THE WATER!
@imapersoninpersonifacation65287 ай бұрын
As a Texan we love Colorado
@Russiaballshorts4 ай бұрын
Colorado never wins these … sadly
@Russiaballshorts4 ай бұрын
Sadly
@glatkis_pl3368 ай бұрын
I love how unbiased this experiment is
@DeclanCunningham8 ай бұрын
Some of the state shapes are comically off
@garand708 ай бұрын
It's like whoever drew that US map did so from memory after seeing it once on a diner placemat as a child
@Daniel-cw8lg8 ай бұрын
The UP isn't even in the right state
@TheShroom21098 ай бұрын
during the bridge reveiw I noticed how britains populatrion grew from 30 to 102 and couldn't stop laughing.
@NewWirgesBall8 ай бұрын
I love watching a British person talk about the United States.
@beastmode_5768 ай бұрын
Brits taking Georgia, whose name came from King George II of England, seems almost poetic
@anthonyjiang32518 ай бұрын
It’s always funny hearing a british guy try to say arkansas, didn’t expect arkansauce though
@DaysofKnight8 ай бұрын
Actually, he said "Arkansas'" because he added an 's to the end to indicate possession
@tartu25838 ай бұрын
Shouldn't it be Ar-kan-saw and Kan-saw, or Kan-sas and Ar-kan-sas?😃
@AliceErishech8 ай бұрын
@@tartu2583 If I recall correctly, the etymology for Arkansas and Kansas are actually unrelated. Them being so similar in spelling is just a coincidence, albeit a really confusing one.
@agr_8 ай бұрын
@@tartu2583arkansaw and Kansus
@rhysplaysvirtual8 ай бұрын
As someone who has lived in Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa.. the only thing that surprised me was that Kansas and Missouri didn't have a go at each other.
@ScoobDrew8 ай бұрын
Historically speaking, you'd really expect it. Kansas would win though and finally take ALL of KC
@4-art-ver4694 ай бұрын
As an American I would like to point out that we don't JUST rename all our Cities after British cities We also remove the letter U from as many words as Possible
@bloodclaat4 ай бұрын
And have to make sure that it is a NEW city and not an old one. I don't think the originality for naming things can get any better than in does in the United States.
@user-deevt8 ай бұрын
Funny that the last bit of America you held on to was New England
@allenlea46548 ай бұрын
As an American none of this surprises me. This seems like the most realistic simulator ever.
@derikduley78068 ай бұрын
Matt: Okay, I'm not going to mess with this anymore. Matt: proceedes to me with it a LOT more
@rdscdsjl8 ай бұрын
Matt: goes on about KFC Also Matt: Why are there so many farmers in Kentucky?
@SbassLaser8 ай бұрын
are you telling me texans learned how to survive temps below freezing?
@anitacrumbly7 ай бұрын
lmao!!!
@joarnold94958 ай бұрын
What song did you use in the bridge review
@LordSaric8 ай бұрын
So as an American, what I took from this is even direct divine intervention can not lead Britain to victory over America. Seems legit! :D
@jonp6838 ай бұрын
As a Texan, this is an accurate rendition of how Texas takes over the US and allying with Wyoming. Matt’s Texas accent will grant him a seat at the engineering table. We need mega highways and superior drainage for the United State of Texas
@derpderpington8248 ай бұрын
Wow. Who would've thought your genius tactic of doing absolutely nothing while watching your opponents take over everything wouldn't work?
@justicedunham40888 ай бұрын
They’re no longer the British Isles, they’re the British Peninsula.
@propht63078 ай бұрын
Texas is omni man when he yelled "look at what they need for a fraction of your power" and honestly thats cannon
@blackwolfecc8 ай бұрын
You’re saying Nevada wrong. As an ex resident of that shitty state I salute you!
@tatersfornarnia7 ай бұрын
that was not what i expected you to say
@Chillz_x12 ай бұрын
Where is Virginia ?
@GorbachevsFridge5 күн бұрын
The void
@catlovingtrio4 ай бұрын
KFC isn't even from Kentucky. It's just called that because Colonel Sanders was made a Kentucky Colonel.
@EverythingInMyBrain8 ай бұрын
GB in that location is gonna suffer hard come hurricane season..
@Bagline8 ай бұрын
Did Wisconsin annex the upper peninsula of Michigan?! (before the time even started that is)
@droppedpasta8 ай бұрын
Historical irony in the first target for the British being the state named after King George II?
@Silias068 ай бұрын
It is fitting that the greatest menace to the British is our texasbenders. They bend propane and propane accessories.
@Terrazor8 ай бұрын
"A couple [trees] up north" places trees in nottinghamshire
@dgaf98438 ай бұрын
No way GB can win this, y'all tried once and we threw a big tea party for you for the effort.
@cavalieroutdoors60368 ай бұрын
They tried twice. Third time is the charm?
@aldrea65068 ай бұрын
Omg, the British y'all at the end was adorable, also I believe Wyoming stayed safe cause there's absolutely nothing in Wyoming but emptiness, lol.
@LoganMcCord20134 ай бұрын
It is not we have yellow stone devil's tower and cfd wich is the world's largest OUTDOOR rodeo and lane frost died there to also a guy named Tom horn
@Envixie8 ай бұрын
These states are too peaceful….
@pseudotasuki8 ай бұрын
Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, and New Hampshire got clumped together as Vermont!? What is the logic of this game???
@TheRandomhobo1236 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. None the states I’ve lived in even exist on this map 😭
@BrokeDad18 ай бұрын
You made "East Florida" .. lol
@petiertje8 ай бұрын
'Where is the intelligent one' * whilst moving his cursor over the 'short sighted' trait. I thought that was kind of funny :)
@Armyman-i4h3 ай бұрын
Where’s Wisconsin at 0:14
@danielksalazar6192 ай бұрын
Ya
@Coco-has-no-life8 ай бұрын
Don’t know what states are missing. I counted 38. I know Alaska and Hawaii isn’t there but that’s it. Any Americans?
@isaacmisley94705 ай бұрын
New Hampshire is missing, for one.
@lostmysteries68708 ай бұрын
As a Texan I’m not surprised at all who won out, proud at the end we saved the US from the British
@60NineK8 ай бұрын
as a michigander.. we lost from the beginning to Illinois
@lostmysteries68708 ай бұрын
@@60NineK hey at least you weren’t targeted by Matt, I was actively frustrated for those states, the rest were randomized so it sucks that y’all were unlucky
@TheTrueLLamagod_YT6 ай бұрын
0:13 look at the top right. As a Vermonter I just got to say that, THE EMPIRE OF VERMONT IS BACK BABY
@Website000488 ай бұрын
Me as a New Jersey kid being very 😢
@d4rk2ev04 ай бұрын
I love how accurate Texas taking over everything makes me laugh 😂
@megamihestia40498 ай бұрын
historically accurate
@DanielG778 ай бұрын
I love how New Great Britian was the original 13 colonies after taking Maine
@elmadicine8 ай бұрын
this is one of my proudest moments of being a texan
@jbclay2113 ай бұрын
3:51 as a Texan I can gladly say that Texas has always been that big
@the98themperoroftheholybri338 ай бұрын
Our ancestors weren't evil, they achieved great things and made the world a better place than it was before.
@weezylone8 ай бұрын
In the same sense that throwing gasoline on it makes a fire better.
@the98themperoroftheholybri332 ай бұрын
@@weezyloneI don't know what country you're from, but we probably taught you how to make fire
@andrewmencer9168 ай бұрын
IRL if you tried this in real life and invaded the Southern States you would hear dueling banjos and immediately no longer exist no matter how large you're invading forces is the slim chance you have is by using nukes
@Shatterverse8 ай бұрын
Fun fact, Texas owes its origin and accent to England. It was originally settled, by England and I think Mexico or Spain and became part of Mexico I'm not sure which. Anyway the English moved in, became ranchers and landowners, fought out the Mexicans, form to their own country, and then later joined the United States. So that Texas accent? As I understand it that's what the English accent used to sound like a couple hundred years ago. So, basically, Texas? It's all England's fault. And they wonder why the rest of the country hates them.
@NobleGas_548 ай бұрын
Texas was a part of Mexico until 1836 when American settlers living there refused to comply with Mexican anti-slavery laws and annexed the territory for themselves
@agr_8 ай бұрын
The title for most hated state goes to California. People love Texas. And that’s coming from someone who’s currently living in California.
@hihihirenx15138 ай бұрын
Perhaps Great Britain invented steel bridges, perhaps not. I do not know. But I do know that the first ALL-steel bridge was built very near where I live, in Glasgow, Missouri. Look up the Glasgow Railroad Bridge. It was built in 1879 but rebuilt in 1900.
@gamingfrog12348 ай бұрын
Glasgowsin the Uk aswell why steal our names
@hihihirenx15138 ай бұрын
They're good names. Also the people naming them were sometimes European or at least of European heritage. No sense spending all that time coming up with new names when you already know lots of good ones.
@BarryTGash8 ай бұрын
Scale-wise you're about 50% too small :)
@NikLindsey20508 ай бұрын
0:52 looks like somone sitting down sad, lonley (average brit moment) 😂
@TheBeanMan.8 ай бұрын
The borders dude😭 why does North Dakota have the northwest angle
@thebreakerofwalls90364 ай бұрын
14:35 North Louisiana state? He means Arkansas? 🤣 🤣 🤣
@pieratking8 ай бұрын
Texas is Gods Country!
@JeffLikesArson7 ай бұрын
It isn’t?
@AllStuffofWonder_YT8 ай бұрын
3:29 it’s not nighttime it’s actually age of dark, you can disable it in the age settings, each age has their own buffs and/or debuffs 5:45 i love having little cute stone bridges in my custom maps made for videos, most of the time I just randomly mess around 9:31 nations I think can only declare war on like neighboring kingdoms
@BlåhajjjjjSharkmeme8 ай бұрын
not every state was added. forgot hawaii and alaska
@kittenlord05718 ай бұрын
I guess Delaware, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Rhode Island, dont exist in this world? (I dont suppose it matters much though)
@jefe42648 ай бұрын
Interesting video until Matt got nervous about North Carolina, turned into a total architect and started cheating with napalm
@blankblankness29713 ай бұрын
Texas man watching here. This whole time, I kept chanting the US Army marching song (Over hill, over dale) because I know that you should never poke Americans. We fought George (III) with George (Washington) before, and we’re not afraid to send our men back to their rebellious roots.
@thediamonds80128 ай бұрын
Oi you missed nothen Ireland
@Thatsaturnguy.18 ай бұрын
*northern*
@MysteriousStranger508 ай бұрын
@@Thatsaturnguy.1 Forcibly recapture southern ireland under the flag, peacefully. Why not russia did it an no one cares
@ST-General_Kalani---RJK8 ай бұрын
UK isn't GB
@cursedcat64678 ай бұрын
7:11 “they are destroying the natives” Little bit too lore accurate
@FrancisWeaver-f4q8 ай бұрын
the greatest country huh let me get my history book *gets my history book and reads* hmm it seems like the UK needed Americas help in the 2 world wars so you are incorrect RCE america is the best
@TesseractUnfolded8 ай бұрын
As a Wisconsinite, I totally approve of the ownership of the Upper Peninsula in the opening state of the map. Though I am sad about how quickly we were taken over by Minnesota.
@garand708 ай бұрын
It's like whoever drew that US map did so from memory after seeing it once on a diner placemat as a child
@acts_of_random_kindness50188 ай бұрын
Matt English is my primary language “conqueror” that took me 10 minutes to figure out lmao so glad I not the only one that struggles with certain words
@babyyodagames38558 ай бұрын
So happy you added the Isle of Wight : we are always forgotten
@dannycameron8 ай бұрын
You're forgotten because it costs so damn much to visit!
@ashellicott10788 ай бұрын
That is a beautiful picture of Britain Matt, top work, fellow engineer here appreciates that👍
@bradleybishop37028 ай бұрын
Should have made it "fair" and Split GB as Scotland, Wales, and England, see who triumphs over that and then they can retake New England
@yanicwilms5988 ай бұрын
Matt the Conqueror switching to North Carolina, as their king?! 😂 That was very funny and interesting to watch!
@yanicwilms5988 ай бұрын
I would welcome more of these kinds of videos
@albert2765 ай бұрын
0:10 I love how square some states appear on regular maps, but this map says “fuck that. Colorado now has 12 sides not four”.
@HoarderMasterzXD3 ай бұрын
0:57 oops! looks like there are some errors with sculpting... try to fix it and reupload 🤓
@YaboiTibz8 ай бұрын
As a Mississippian I for one am shocked at our roll over and die mentality.. love the content!
@LilFurlessChimp4 ай бұрын
0:11 what did they do to Wisconsin? My home looks like a sad cheese curd
@The_Silencer_man2 ай бұрын
I got a world box add during the bridge review
@SemlerPDX8 ай бұрын
"Don't mess with Texas." 🤣
@LoganMcCord20134 ай бұрын
As a Wyomingite I am proud of my state Wyoming 😊
@iakan69378 ай бұрын
The true british "hands off". Staying hands off until you get bored or feel threatened
@ARF442nd19 күн бұрын
Love that in the end, the last bastion of the English in the US was just New England lol.
@WomboCombo5787 ай бұрын
I am from Michigan and it deeply saddens me that he gave our upper peninsula to Wisconsin.😢
@indnwkybrd7 ай бұрын
21:21 "Sorry any British that are left up in... up in there" -- he said about the part of the country that's literally called NEW ENGLAND irl 😂
@Phyta8 ай бұрын
I’m from North Carolina. So it makes me happy to watch our success!