I thought this bridge was a MESS... I was wrong! Poly Bridge 3!

Part 24! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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[@shanesloth4419]

15:25 matt: what isnt better in slow motion to be fair? editor: waterboarding me: *spits out coffee*

[@marc.lepage]

That was top shelf.

[@arnaroy9170]

How dare you drink Coffee 🌋!!!😤 Drink Niff tea.... 🤓

[@CSpottsGaming]

I bet coffee boarding is even worse!

[@phoenix0166]

But I mean… Are they wrong?

[@ifjesuschristhadnotdiedfor7923]

Searched "slow motion waterboarding" on youtube thinking it's some goofy surfing sport when slowed..

[@dereke6408]

"That's a Stretch" level, I was staring at the balloon node for 5 minutes before you succeeded without it, then realized it was there. You, sir, are indeed an architect.

[@sacha9314]

Soooo... This thumbnail appeared on my page shortly after the Baltimore Bridge crash caused by a container ship...

[@Ngo2k4]

:skull:

[@Hank_J_W0mbleton]

YT knew what they were doing 💀💀💀

[@Ryuukene]

Yo that happend where I live

[@Ultimate_Seal]

bro predicted it

[@Hank_J_W0mbleton]

“Dude, Benson is sooo gonna fire us” 💀💀💀

[@JohnCooper-gm6mn]

Matt: Put my name in there. Editor: SMALLBALLSACK Matt, have you been letting the editors hang out with Ms.RCE again? She's giving away all your little secrets.

[@arnaroy9170]

Ms.... RCE ..... 🤯 I didn't know 😮😮😮😮

[@JohnCooper-gm6mn]

​@@arnaroy9170Sounds a little pithier than "long term, off camera, nameless gf". 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@OperationDarkside]

"little secrets" I see what you did there

[@MeepsVryeep]

@@OperationDarksideabout to say that

[@umchoyka]

I miss the gopher shouting alan honestly. Quite seriously one of my favourite running gags

[@henkdevries7573]

it was in the vid

[@prolukas4675]

Alan!

[@umchoyka]

@@henkdevries7573 He flashed the image briefly but I need that dopamine hit of the actual clip with sound

[@kuchen1312]

13:38@@umchoyka

[@nerdypenguin9164]

Alan! Great joke

[@TheRBTech]

Can we get a video of the editor vs RCE? The whole time Matt is talking to the editor as if they are together in real-time and the editor is making it happen.

[@pikminman13]

i think we need a death match between matt's editors and tyler's editors

[@caspergotlost]

It reminds me of Lixian and Markiplier

[@hoebare]

this whole time I've been assuming Matt does his own editing.

[@rpgaholic8202]

RCE, that thing you didn't recognize on yastark's bridge about 4:50 was supposed to be a mock flaming ring, like you'd see at a circus or a motocross exhibition.

[@AshPlayzRBX]

this is why you are a member of this channel

[@simply_macie]

@@AshPlayzRBXlol

[@jonb7700]

my boss really appreciated walking by my desk at lunchtime and seeing all the pen15 shapes on the screen 🤣

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

I didn't build them... 🤷‍♂️

[@Luck_612]

Thats on you. You know what you're getting into when you click on a polybridge video

[@erikedelkamp473]

@@Luck_612Efficent bridge design. Fairly safe for work

[@sethdeboer8520]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming you are an architect for not doing a face reveal

[@grozaphy]

alan!

[@TimbavatiLion]

Alans solution of the "Backflip" level killed me xD Still having hiccups from the laugh. He even perfectly traced the flight path of the bike.

[@jackryan444]

He’s truly the one to beat in these challenges. He doesn’t focus on budget, rarely uses cheese, and creates true pieces of art.

[@bilalrasool1]

At 9:00 did you forget how to make a bridge move like that? If you have a straight bridge and want it to move down and dip, then the resulting bridge is going to be longer than the straight bridge. Road is what determines the length of the bridge, and it's rigid, so you were literally stretching the road until it broke, you were supposed to make it not connected to the side so it can dip lower and move away from the wall.

[@DavidGuild]

Seriously. How does an engineer not understand how length works? He must actually be an architect.

[@styx85]

Yeah, this blew my mind. Proper brainfart that.

[@Great_gay_grape]

no need to be rude. people make mistakes 🤷‍♀️

[@maxarsenault7844]

4:29 "Lot's of spring underneath. It's like a memory foam mattress." I don't think Matt knows what memory foam is...

[@markwright3161]

Memory in memory foam is in memory of its sprung predecessors right? Just like his memory of expansion joints for several minutes :)

[@simoneabelo]

21:25 these editors have no filter and I'm here for it

[@TheRootinTeuton]

Lucky for us, our modern bridges are too sophisticated to be destroyed by a large ship hitting them.

[@stemriffic8824]

Umm… what about the baltimore bridge

[@TheRootinTeuton]

@@stemriffic8824 Congratulations, you have discovered the joke.

[@trevormadland5802]

@@TheRootinTeuton✨Wow✨

[@DavidGuild]

7:30 No amount of springs will solve the basic problem that the roads are connected and thus can't go down without increasing in length, and in this game roads don't do that.

[@markwright3161]

He forgot to copy that info on expansion joints before exporting it from his memory to us in a previous video :)

[@unforgivenYouth]

Seeing my name at 2:52 brought me a lot of joy. Me and my 10 year old son spent a whole day competing with each other to get that score. He was 11th at the time of this video.

[@blinggleam]

Alan your my favorite keep up the good work

[@alanESV2]

Thanks!

[@estrogenuser]

​@@alanESV2can confirm

[@cullly]

A true artist@@alanESV2

[@BeerGeek21]

The Wilhelm scream gets me every time

[@khlua4590]

You're definitely an architect on that second one, you forgot tension and compression

[@SImrobert2001]

It actually greatly annoyed me to the point where it affected my enjoyment of the video. Just hand the middle section from the balloon.

[@tmanknoll9702]

Matt forgetting rigid materials need an expation joint to stretch is such an archetect move on his part. Still great vid

[@jfftck]

I love that you didn’t see that the moped and ambulance level was designed as a dangling bridge.

[@TGVBT640]

13:37 when i get my driver's license i know what car i'm getting 💀

[@krywhal]

15:26 great waterboarding bit

[@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug]

15:24 The editor has a point 😆

[@RhombonianKnight]

That Alan must be an engineer given his grasp of strong engineering principles.

[@elmoailos]

11:41 the entire time I was watching this segment I am going "stop be such an architect ya knob! You gotta let the road stretch!"

[@HillHomeGaming]

9:03 "You absolute architect!" had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣

[@frojoe2004]

I'm surprised that RCE didn't fill the gap on either end of the bridge with a spring to keep the anchor but allow flex

[@darthawesome13a69]

Idk who’s editing these videos, but I absolutely LOVE the small edits when Matt asks something

[@lucaspellicer8892]

This episode is suddenly very topical

[@masonalwolf2770]

4:10 ALAN

[@masonalwolf2770]

13:37 ALAN

[@masonalwolf2770]

25:57 ALAN

[@OrcaWolf]

Jumpscared by Alan every time

[@mayapapaya4952]

'There are no obstacles in my way,' sings Matt. But alas he did not realize his own blunder in removing all of the Architects. It ruined him. It took a man of power, prestige, and strong shaped donginess, and reduced him to naught but a peasant-chaser. For what is an Engineer without a problem to solve? What is an Engineer without the challenge of the unexpected? What is an Engineer without an obstacle? What is an Engineer without an Architect? Nothing but a fool with a tool and wasted aspirations. Now he must design something for someone else to build. For he himself cannot build without an Architect to challenge him. And so he designs. And what is a man who designs a building he himself never builds? An Architect. For that is the eternal fate of the Engineer who casts aside his obstacles and does away with his Architect.

[@BlueVoid28]

Fire Song we need a full version v full version gang

[@Zunip182]

4:50 Looks like a Hoop of FIRE!!! Jumping through hoops!

[@PikkuHiisi]

2:42 "Moving that up so things don't get wet"💀

[@raelsadd]

editor has really gone off with the outta pocket jokes today. i think editor is starting to go insane watching 30 different levels of people making "knob" jokes like seriously, "the filthy things id do on a rce mattress" is such a crazy thing to say

[@shaneh7519]

Allan’s solution definitely didn’t look soft to me

[@silivrengamer]

9:16 lol I relate to this. It made me laugh so much. Thank you for displaying your faults for us!

[@Hanaf0rlife_]

We love alan 😂 hes always there in a poly bridge 3 video lol love him ❤

[@stenh.6243]

This thumbnail aged well.

[@cisco__kidd__]

Alan loves his Geoducks 😂

[@meepsicle83]

04:53 it's a flaming hoop like at the circus!

[@JoanMendoza]

2:57 I just wanted like to give props to the editing on the leaderboard.

[@marksanchez5252]

You gotta appreciate alan's commitment

[@gerkrist8633]

Thumbnail is so real😂

[@Wartthunderr]

Fun fact in 6 more videos by rce he will make his 1000 video

[@reubenbailey2435]

Alan is such a gem lol

[@meisawesome12695]

4:50 I could be wrong, but I believe that's supposed to be a flaming hoop

[@doubletrouble4766]

20:18 is easily the best one yet lmfao 🤣🤣

[@CyclopsHobbies]

Bro the editor had to do him like that at 2:57

[@prathameshminecraft]

Yay! Under an hour today!

[@Diherd2]

20:19 best bridg

[@targetmatteo5453]

11:00 amazing song 😊😊😊 10/10

[@szyris]

10:40, for those of y'all wondering, the song is called clearly by grace vanderwaal

[@minecraftinsaneblock]

Beautiful song! I want this to play at my funeral! 😂😂 10:39

[@WRLDOfSad]

Am I the only one that feels like he doesn't even try in so many of his videos?

[@Kiraplays-g6w]

Ye brooooo

[@AleksiJoensuu]

In this issue of RCE news: "Road discovered not stretchable material, says top engineer"

[@PinoccThePiccolo]

This unlocked some core memories of me playing this game when I was 7.

[@liegeoflunacy]

Matt loves it when you take a "proper gander" at his channel

[@RandomRobloxuser-mx6xi]

What are you going to do if there’s snow this Christmas?

[@ladymecha8718]

11:13 lol 😂 do you have an album yet?

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

The closest we'll get is my shorts on KZbin!

[@SuperWickedBear]

26:02 A finger, that's a finger

[@The_Box_King]

Day 104 of asking Matt to play Mindustry.

[@britishshock]

Got it

[@-agent.meowie]

Man you are persistent as heck dawg

[@TermXXWZ]

Ye

[@demonpenguinz1]

Keep up the good work

[@hailbrazillianempirejerusalem]

Up

[@Cyclone1024]

“How’s that? I sound like a cricket player” - only someone from commonwealth country would get that joke

[@he_was_a_skater_dog]

I love that the cars can complete the level fine after free falling 30 metres but if you reach the flag after touching a fingernail-high pool of water too bad, start again.

[@fiskfisk33]

13:20 I love me a bi-stable mechanism!

[@skyecinnie]

i love the editor reminding us he exists

[@thunderbirdha6913]

Can we have a compilation video in honor of the true strongest shape master engineer, Alan? I think that guy really deserves it and to be honest I bet many of us including myself enjoy Alans solutions the most in these videos! 😁

[@Cutielove9770]

13:40 I've heard of RyethePie because he is a patron of Drew Durnil Cool to know I am not the only one who watches a 'engineer' and 'geography expert'

[@rommelfcc]

😆😂😆 01:19 bid-donk, rollie pollie, sticks the landing! 😊 Yay! 😆

[@Chicken-Prince]

8:19 The bridge got “spring locked”

[@fedordatnov1320]

You become one of them... an architect, Lol

[@LookItsStar.]

The editor feeling a little crazy in this video, eh? ("What isn't better is slow motion?" "waterboarding" and "the filthy things I'd do on a RCE mattress" 0-0) also RYETHEPIE IS AN ACHITECT!!!

[@savageraccoon787]

The little rivalry aliensrock and you have is funny 😂

[@agiegiaaa]

20:19 should be the GOAT

[@Edmund-oo2xj]

8:45 I hate the levels where you have to have cars go to different places using springs so much I feel your pain

[@MrMCDiggles]

Everyone give it up for SmallBallSack @2:58

[@valecasini]

4:52 I think it's a ring of fire

[@HyperactiveSloth79]

All during the Stretch one I kept thinking, "What about just making a simple bridge for the ambulance, but put a single chunk of road on a spring as a ramp for the bike but the ambulance will flatten?" Instead of letting the ambulance DOWN to the green star, ramp the bike UP to the pink star? 🤔

[@Qvinner]

15:27 waterboarding💀

[@MrPIG.]

lmao matt, tyler doesn't want to be better than you, he just does half budget

[@famrofexl]

That song was about the past Matt before he saw the balloon node.

[@Percy_PotterEdits21]

As someone who wants to be an architect eventually i feel like i shouldnt be here lol 😂

[@thomasphillips885]

9:00 first time I spotted it too, laughed out loud

[@Dinkleberg96]

2:34 i've got serious concerns

[@gianfrancociappina8926]

I liked how he called the privite parts hammers

[@GermanGaming157]

Matt, you have some click bait videos, this is one, it made me click and I still enjoyed watching architects cry by how good this is

[@nomercy8989]

Watching you trying to solve the balloon one made me feel smart

[@bbwait2718]

I love it when alan puts some doggo's side faces 😊 🐕🐕🐕

[@memereposter-id]

petition for Matt to play Minecraft survival and build bridges all over the base

[@lamontkrige4252]

Day 10 of asking Matt to play Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. It has bridges in some levels.

[@b0bb0360]

This beat hit’s so hard 10:40

[@mboyette92]

Love you RCE

[@magenty_m_axol]

Imagine how much stress that captain is feeling.

[@TheHughsie]

Memory foam mattress don’t have springs. It is the material of architects who want to sink into their beds!!!😂.

[@Zelinkokitsune]

Reminder that it's only "Cheese" If Matt's not clever enough to use the intended mechanics after all it's a chapter entirely about using SPRINGS. I suspect he's an architect more and more as if a bridge isn't properly ascetically pleasing to him he'll reject it. Very much Architect behavior!

[@eclipseeffigy]

😭 the way you expected the roads and materials to move in that level you struggled with is an affront against physics!

[@jacobskovsbllknudsen5908]

I wonder when it will dawn on Matt, that the entire spring world is just made to be cheesed 😂

[@JoshuaBrest]

1:40 I like how someone’s name is just “name can be not English”

[@Rankoldbeast_UK]

His persistent use of 'sploosh' leads me to think RCE never watched Archer.