This Is What Will Happen in the Next Billion Years

[@jacksonkelly1993]

Rip the future kids who have to memorize all this for history class.

[@famcity5600]

Jackson Kelly LMAOOO yessss they will suffer 😂😂

[@skylarolairra8606]

Jackson Kelly if we can remember this in 6 minutes, they will too

[@GeorgeAyvazyan]

How about those future kids who want a good future but can't have one.... :(

[@rithvik11_master33]

There would be new technology after too far into future which makes kids to understand things easier or artificial IQ and stuff . Who knows what would be invented

[@fighter-yo3di]

Jackson Kelly I

[@YeezyIsTheGOAT]

In 1 billion years people will still be waiting for gta 6

[@evansilva6322]

Not even a fucking lie. Rockstar been saying there gonna drop the gay every year since 2014

[@bruhman3334]

Yep, you fucking damn right, I've been waiting for GTA 6 since fucking damn 2017

[@ShrapAus]

Brandon Trueman fax

[@phalanxHH]

Half life 3 ?

[@BigFlockaDocka]

You forgot about elder scrolls 6 too

[@OfficaiDIZproduction]

in 10 million years morgan freeman will look exactly the same

[@marcocappelli2236]

And life will still exist, since he'll still be narrating it.

[@tylercouture216]

Black don't crack we know this

[@malikthomas5241]

dom g true

[@acookiexx4154]

dom g e

[@Re.Alllll]

savage

[@sv7073]

Whenever he mentions something bad, the hopeful part inside me says: *Unless humanity artificially prevents it*

[@ourladyofguadalupebotanica6732]

or...humanity exacerbates it.

[@MsJoshisfat]

As long as life conditions don't get worse. We should be able to prevent a lot of terrible things.

[@sv7073]

@@MsJoshisfat Well I sure hope so

[@donaldhobson8873]

Exactly. And the same goes for most of the rest of the events. There are a lot of things humanity may prevent, possibly for inscrutable reasons. I think "humanity with lots of tech does whatever it sees fit." would be a more accurate prediction. Take "sun completes one orbit of galaxy centre". That isn't intrinsically bad, but is something that could be disrupted as a side effect in some huge galactic engineering project.

[@sv7073]

@@donaldhobson8873 Yep agreed

[@charles4740]

Anyone else feel like a humans lifespan is so short after watching this

[@sumsushii27]

no shit

[@SuV33358]

Omg.....we are a speck in time.....nothing really.....☹️

[@nrichards7564]

@@SuV33358 every single speck in time makes a difference though :)

[@waluigi3515]

@@nrichards7564 thanks for being positive among these negative edgelords, you're right.

[@thanosgaming4402]

Yup ☹️

[@Jolgeable]

The last human alive will come back to this video and comment: "Last!"

[@grantfreidhoff7631]

Thats depressing

[@peanut4076]

Last!

[@laserbeamnuke4405]

@@peanut4076 Last!

[@ktjthhc1979]

Not last

[@Suntizo]

Last!

[@bLacKliSt3D911]

We can’t even put together an accurate 7 day weather forecast

[@willmcreavy9623]

In a billion years he's gonna feel like such an idiot

[@AngelMartinez-hv6fj]

Weather is just harder to predict, simple as that. Just because something sounds simpler doesn't mean it actually is.

[@vee2easy]

CR0SSEYED JESUS exactly

[@mosquitobight]

A continental plate has somewhat more momentum than an air mass.

[@sk8erpunkthing999]

2 day*

[@SuperScoot1978]

Maybe England will have managed to win the world cup 1 more time by then.

[@aaryanmakwana3141]

True

[@vitkrivan9380]

Or they might still be singing it’s coming home…

[@sknn497]

Nah, they'll lose on penalties in 985 semi finals and 324 finals.

[@notcxlix200]

Haha

[@clartin8408]

shut up man

[@qualityamv3946]

In 1 billion years, all usernames will be taken

[@TheIlidius]

actually if we consider 20 char for the limit and a new name every nanosecond, we would still have pronunciable usernames after the heat death of the universe.

[@6z0]

TheIlidius r/woosh

[@maesterious]

LOL

[@mokaccinooo]

1) not a woooosh, 2)r/ihavereddit and 3)r/itswooooshwith4os

[@6z0]

nomemates21 r/noonecaresbutok

[@simonl7868]

In 1B years the ice cream machines on McDonald’s will still be broken

[@gracanogueira6016]

NUUUUU

[@Denabeana]

💀😭😂

[@BluE68_]

Simon L NOOOOOOOO

[@powerrangerroy5256]

WHo wants to live for thousands of years my guy?

[@simonl7868]

Powerrangerroy Pro Loser not thousands, you have to be more generous than that

[@Caedus696]

3:37 A moment of silence for the Mars colony.

[@voiq1764]

Phobos does not have that dense of a core, and will probably break into many pieces instead of impacting on mars

[@pqbdwmnu]

And all the Martians that lived on it F

[@byzantinemapper6145]

F

[@soaringstars314]

Nah won't happen. They can easily push phobos and push it back to orbit by then

[@andrewdotmp4]

F

[@willdavey1565]

I’d be surprised if humanity lasted another 10,000 years

[@dietermitplatten]

or 100

[@courtneycornett8637]

I would hate to be a kid in class having to write “January 1, 1,000,000,000” for the date

[@MiyshoiCollins]

Courtney Cornett I'll probably a shorter way still. 😐

[@splatboyz3839]

School will most likely not exist by then

[@yaboiderrick980]

Chase Lmao, looks like you didn’t read the comment trying to act smart, kid. He never said 1B years from now, he said on a certain day. Stop trying to act smart and grow up.

[@viegodalencio]

I would probably use that x10 shit I learned in physics lol

[@karl8450]

Jack Marston however scientists predictions of the past will be activate to such a degree that we could potentially treat them as facts rather than theories

[@morysegaming970]

in a billion years all our comments will say (1,000,000,000 years ago)

[@baconater4199]

Didn’t he say in the video that computer dates stop after 10,000

[@almightysyg861]

Baconater419 Thank god updates are a thing

[@plata6208]

lmao

[@Danker19991]

More like the comments will be, “who’s watching this in 1000000087”

[@shinoslv]

Im Unique KZbin wouldn’t even be around

[@qwerty7573]

I feel so useless right now

[@Killz0mbies]

nothing in life matters

[@jessicajanosky5483]

That’s bc we r all useless at one point Jk yeah I’m bad at this

[@melisanyo_0]

That's not true and this is human facts ....dont believe everything you here seek and you shall find truth God will be coming soon those who have faith ..god will bless them every human matters this video make me sick. He is speculating with knowledge words but it is written what would happen seek God. You'll find him amen

[@Bb-te3hg]

@@melisanyo_0 How sad, the worth of a human's life is to contribute to the future of humans. It is to inspire others or to leave a positive mark on the future in any means possible. Seeking excuses for a life that contributes nothing to the future is meaningless, since no one will remember your name.

[@edwardstacksr9259]

If you vote for Beto, you are!

[@cstpa1]

i don't think we're gonna make it to 10,000 years but that would be badass.

[@myscabula]

So I'm assuming gas prices will rise?

[@lord_sc00p61]

OH GOD HE NEVER TOLD US THAT!

[@brihernandez4268]

Cars problay won't exist

[@センナ-h4c]

That's the most important to you?? XD

[@mattcullen6109]

OreoMask lol.

[@jaelan.carvajal6082]

1,000,000 For each liquid once

[@jxsephhv4773]

i don’t know if i’m depressed or impressed

[@aquarius5719]

Today. Impressed. In 1 billion years. Depressed. Earth has been inhabitable for us during most of its existence.

[@diamondgeezertunes]

Dimpressed

[@khaotic582]

@@aquarius5719 And it will be again very soon…

[@soaga3185]

Me too

[@CFloPhotography]

Impressed that the right conditions exist for you to read this comment, depressed about the inevevitably of the futre.

[@booter2105]

History class in 1B years: *what's the name of the species that lived in earth 1 billion years ago?*

[@ninjajuju]

We’re gonna be boomers

-Retards- Homosapiens

[@Charlie-ur5kc]

KTA Reyes Remeber that there will be no words from the modern language.

@@Charlie-ur5kc on yeah so... μ￦¥{}¤Ω|μ¬

[@Guitaristmalakian]

Monkeys ?

[@vedran8376]

Plot twist: yellowstone brutally errupts tomorrow, we all die in next 2 years.

[@elliana_riley]

I literally just watched a video that was like "what happens if yellowstone erupts tomorrow" there's like a 0.0001% chance of it erupting any day and putting the world in an ice age :)

[@mitchellsmith300]

Nope

[@LindaVanasperen]

Do you think the earth will miss us

[@JordanCrawfordSF]

This is 3 years old now, can you change the title to, “This is what will happen in nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-seven years?”

[@declantibb8314]

hahahahah

[@Jay-nl8lp]

Facts.

[@LianneMurphy]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Danny-ru7uf]

Trying to give me a seizure?

[@Lesteuxdelielie]

999.999.997 years for anyone who was wondering how it would look like

[@romawang9212]

Suddenly my unfinished math homework doesn’t look that important anymore

[@ArtofBrandonTruster]

I'm sure we'll be gone way before that time.... we're pretty good at destroying ourselves, aren't we? Give it a 100 years and we'll see. It will depend on what system we use to replace the current ruling system of resource exploitation in the name of profit.

[@richardturpin61]

Funny because your math homework is part of us moving away and preserving our old home .. 📝📐♍️♈️. . 🚀💫🌖

[@niajsngh2708]

@@ArtofBrandonTruster in the name of development too

[@HarryHoppins]

@@ArtofBrandonTruster Actually the human species is pretty tough I can only see the possibility to destroy civilisation as we know it but not the species as a whole.

[@ArtofBrandonTruster]

@@HarryHoppins the elites will at least survive any natural or economic disaster.

[@jennyhorsburgh8283]

imma add this to a playlist called "watch this in 1 billion years" to see if he was right

[@sillylilly719]

A very very long long long youtube channel name but ur not alive by then.

[@jennyhorsburgh8283]

MrTroll Gaming are u serious? it was a fucking joke Lmao

[@sillylilly719]

TheOgTrollKing yes how about you?

[@Mister_NO.]

A very very long long long youtube channel name "...our starting point in africa.." - He was wrong even before the video started...

[@sevenkendrick5843]

A very very long long long youtube channel name 😂

[@strrb75]

I cant wait for kids in the year 1B to experience Morgan Freeman narrate the history of the world with David Attenborough.

[@dimitrisgiannakopoulos4096]

Despacito 3 will be released by then

[@1lamisme]

rap caviar heck yes

[@ElPajaroMosca]

Mambo #542786

[@kazzy3508]

aw man i wish i were alive

[@danishaa4297]

There already is a despacito 3

[@perfectjoypie]

Holy water yes!!!! 😂

[@kevinotero1077]

in a billion years im still single Edit 4 years later: still single

[@zombiezkillerz4579]

Kevin Otero its okay bro you dont need need a boyfriend or a girlfriend

[@Mr_Trump]

Clifton Smith Yeah because people have hands so they can wank :DDD

[@willtattersall1940]

Halleum but you'll never be with the one you love

[@cjgbii3829]

Kevin Otero xD

[@seboosebastian5988]

Kevin Otero Too bad

[@MareaHoinareala]

I expect KZbin to recommend this after 1 billion years

[@sudoo6987]

KZbin will be in void archives by then

[@田浦結人-j5e]

how do l upload to KZbin?🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@ParakeetWorld]

We will all be longgggg dead by then 😂

[@samisikdar5417]

@@ParakeetWorld you must be real fun at parties

[@ParakeetWorld]

@Timeless Grass just because i dont play along with a fucking joke doesnt mean i dont get it lmao. I dont have to be sarcastic on every single damn comment. Go pay attention to your humor and not mine

[@Nabee_H]

Honestly, humans might one day be able to create their own planets, then we advance to a very intelligent species and live along with the other Aliens who are already more advanced than us, and are probably observing us right now. After that, we observe a new intelligent species and watch them grow. And everything loops...

[@jahleeldavy]

I agree

[@supremek1ng588]

Mans is going places, nit college but places

[@douglasdowling4773]

That's a good awnser . I believe what you said over what this video clip has to say . The sooner the better. .

[@EvilBaggOBolts]

we might just make Earth a spaceship that travels through the cosmos and acts like the HQ for humanity.

[@ericdillingham6858]

​@@EvilBaggOBolts I assume you mean a Dyson Sphere.

[@rekzbeats]

I hope there’s a spectator mode when we die

[@themasterssin3805]

I wish we could pick the year too.

[@gggosha7526]

@@Fadyy no they patched it

[@saifahmed1555]

Please allah we need spectator mode😂🙌

[@rekzbeats]

@@saifahmed1555 eid mubarak may allah bless you my bro

[@nurdinvsm953]

When you die you won’t even notice you lived in the graves for seconds 🤦🏽

[@lifeinreverse6535]

I certainly will be dead by then

[@jerrycherry9212]

I was bored and checked your channel. BEST decision ever!

[@astrobyniall]

well im sure with that attitude you will

[@iamsorrybut2370]

but you can reverse your death

[@booey5156]

But... Im scared when i die i wanted to be immortal :( and heaven would be gone :o

[@misteriousmyth7922]

Life In Reverse We are dead alredy so who cares we are dead already in 1 billion year

[@N0rmandy]

He is putting a lot of faith in humanity being around for a lot of this

[@aquarius5719]

In 200 years old humanity is extinct because the economic system made normal life no longer viable with people serving the system instead of the opposite. Billionaires own everything so people did not have kids and only billionaires who do not know how to grow their food survived but not for too long. This will end all the human insanity.

[@gamerstellar]

1:50 fully terraform mars also 6:07 world ocean will evaporate what a pathetic delusional video

[@brydonthunder]

@@gamerstellar What makes ocean evaporating when the Sun starts to luminate more energy delusion? Asking from genuine interest can you reply that the Sun's heat won't gradually kill life on earth. I have not seen any information outside of religious rhetoric that the sun won't slowly end life on earth.

[@gamerstellar]

@@brydonthunder at that point you can do earth shield. rofl

[@gamerstellar]

@@brydonthunder or move earth completely from orbit like one giant space ship

[@BaresEatBeats]

The bit that played with my imagination, was the thought that different groups of humans could eventually colonise other planets, evolve separately into the new subspecies, and be completely unaware of their own origins and the other subspecies out there who share those origins.

[@mertince2310]

You might want to read "Foundation" by Asimov if you didn't.

[@dman9728]

Doesn’t this make you think what is the point of life and why do we even bother living?

[@AlexAhmedov]

:/

[@farwabatool3919]

Dman 113 makes me think about my afterlife

[@zetjet9901]

D:

[@the-fog-is-here]

Prolly gonna make some wall-e type space ships going through space forever with some type of future renewable energy source that humans will inhabit

[@IIAnaxiezzII]

The opposite. This makes me think how small the time we have is and how we need to make the most of every second. It makes me think of how much time humanity has to flourish and grow into something truly incredible. And it makes me realise that despite how tiny we are , how incredibly significant we are. All that time. All that space. And only ONE place is known to harbour life. That’s pretty special.

[@andrewthorne3570]

What's the point of going in to work tomorrow then?

[@name3626]

Andrew Thorne - Exactly... Fuck... I should just say “fuck it” and travel the world and die young. Life is a struggle... I spend most of my day doing shit I don’t want to do and not enjoying life. Why???... To work towards a better future, but honestly, let me just travel and live in the woods and not struggle.

[@User18dog]

v me and you bro lets go, we gotta find a place to build a log cabin or something, someplace pristine but remote. Screw all this work and school what's the point. Who's with me

[@michaeldesanta8540]

@@User18dog me! Let's go right now!

[@User18dog]

Michael De Santa Ha, I'm so down tho

[@dieseljunker9234]

Well what else you gonna do? Cry causer is all gonna end someday? Eh booorring....

[@far2kthoughts158]

In about 100 years everyone in this comment section will be gone

[@thefrozenrider1544]

TheOnly 0506 not if a 2 year old is watching

[@woosan6594]

TheFrozenRider 2 years old can’t comment

[@far2kthoughts158]

Taesty Jungcock there are 7.8 billion of humans so you never know

[@juicy4453]

TheOnly 0506 i already miss you 😭

[@AtomicTheSniper]

TheOnly 0506 deep as fuck. Haha

[@iBallHandle]

if in 600 million years we've not advanced enough to know how to prevent some of this we deserve to die.

[@donaldhobson8873]

if in 600 years we've not advanced enough to know how to prevent most of this we deserve to die.

[@hunteralford14]

And we still can't predict tomorrow's weather...

[@dorime3031]

you must be extra stupid to compare these two. things in distance future are more easily predicted than things in near future, the probability of error is high when predicting near scenarios and do research on the method used for predictions before comparing two things. remember edmond halley predicted a comet(halley's comet) 50 years before and it came. where would we humans be if it was not for our predictions, pattern recognitions?

[@kloncey]

welp, you must be extra stupid to compare a joke to actual reality . lol

[@Voise37]

+pudoo patel I do not agree with you but was right that it's very different. When predicting weather there are a lot of factors that could change and are very hard to predict. While in the space we simply know the mass of the planets so we can calculate their trajectory.

[@TzaRider]

+Warriors'nAll if the joke just promotes stupidity then yes its ok to take it seriously

[@christianpaillant4644]

You must be extra-extra stupid to even take this joke seriously,

[@gloobblob5155]

Summary: Its bad Gets Worse Gets Worse Gets Worse Gets Worse Gets Worse And so on

[@nikolessard6860]

imagine history class in 1 billion years

[@foxeswozere]

Nick Crompton HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Ethorbit]

They would share all the dankest memes ever created.

[@ihatemylife4612]

Well i guess we Germans would still be Nazis XD

[@wiko1273]

It'll be worse than maths

[@imshookt5128]

I will die

[@devinmichaelroberts9954]

Imagine when you die waking up and realizing this entire life was a simulation and that we are actually living on another planet 200 million years in the future and we dont even look like this type of human anymore but we live countless lives through simulations that show us what living in the past was like and in the skin of our human ancestors.

[@dion8306]

Anyone feeling that our life is too short after watching this?

[@JackthePumpkincat]

Yeah we need more lifespan to try their cool gadgets and food recipes too TwT

[@rickylacey4597]

Yea....

[@thewhitejawa]

I'm sort of relieved. I'd rather not live long enough to witness, for example, this "Y10K" thing. However, we may or may not be in the middle of some apocalypse right now.

[@muneebahmed1848]

Its sad never knowing the truth's of this universe and space within our lifetime. What other bizarre things are out there.

[@vinay33310]

No you will Live forever either in hell or heaven

[@ShrekIsGod1]

- starts panicking as if I’ll still be alive then -

[@charlottejruthauthor]

Same haha

[@jorgeasamul2393]

Shrek Is God yo think about this youll close your eyes and never open them again humans will mutate earth will be destroyed and u will never ever come back to life all those religion fairytales are just to comfort us so we die peacefully but that aint true and deep down we all know it😢😢

[@ShrekIsGod1]

Jorge Asamul That’s deep

[@graceblanchard5648]

Jorge Asamul Wow. I’m now in existential crisis+anxiety mode... love ittttttttt

[@colingreene1648]

the facts lmao

[@yungsquirrel]

3:34 “And Africa will be split into two separate landmasses.” Madagascar: Am I a joke to you?

[@cowdeemo]

A land mass is a large section of land.

[@DingoXBX]

Seychelles: am I a joke.. to *YOU*

[@imykoigmail9622]

South America: Don’t u forget about me.

[@emotionalavocado2336]

Objectpoint how large is large enough

[@walidechchafnaje9812]

@@emotionalavocado2336 Madagascar is quite big , it has 1000,000 km square

[@Nikora-]

In a billion years, one piece is still ongoing

[@majestaec5018]

This just reminds me that one day I’ll close my eyes, and never open it again. Never with the Earth I know today. It’s a sad reality! 😔😢

[@luiscarlostabian2192]

Thanks for giving me depression once again

[@18xDJHx]

majestaec we will come back some day and it would be like being asleep. So time passes when ur not conscious of things.

[@badname8501]

Thats true

[@badzie5061]

Ikr

[@Youwilldieonmyhand]

Thanks for the existential crisis :*

[@1aila]

in a billion years the dollar store will become the ten dollar store

[@johnskinner6025]

I can safely predict that i wont be around in One Billion years

[@johnskinner6025]

@soph6831 soph6831 Your soul wouldn't be on Earth

[@Vulcancruiser]

I can safely predict I will be around.....even beyond that.......

[@edgegodfrivolous]

imagine we leave parts of our dna on earth, then when humanity goes extinct, aliens come to earth and be like "whet tha feck is this" and then they make a clone from our dna, that would lowkey be sick

[@nizzam1]

@@edgegodfrivolous DNA cloning is the same; otherwise identical twins triplets etc would all be technically same person when they aren’t. It’s our soul or spirit or essence that separates each one of us.

[@edgegodfrivolous]

@@nizzam1 wonder were our souls go when we die, personally i dont believe in god, so i wonder where the souls go

[@Bull-33]

At the end when he said "who knows what a billion years can bring" he was thinking aliens.

[@arjavunnithan2192]

2019: what country are you from? 50,023:what planet are you from?

[@MJLeger-yj1ww]

It may not even be a planet, first try space station, then astroid, meteor or star then moon of a planet then planet.

[@Iugeer]

@@MJLeger-yj1ww simplified: what paRT of SPace are yOU fROM?

[@MJLeger-yj1ww]

@@Iugeer One you wouldn't recognize if I told you (you're too simplified!) LOL!

[@sburton015]

In 1819, what town are you from or 10,000 BC, what village are you from?

[@deflateoid2173]

na more like what multi universe are u from

[@ClubAmerica92]

Okay I’ll see everyone in 2 billion years, remember this comment.

[@maxoldendorff3264]

ClubAmerica92 ok

[@JT-de5jr]

Ok

[@MJStno]

K

[@franklinprempeh6518]

Kk

[@TJL_Racing]

Ok. Cya then.

[@forkknife248]

*I'm questioning my whole life right now*

[@melisanyo_0]

He is just speculating that's all seek God read the word of God the devil gots us scared all human being matters and are treasured for God believe it or not. God will be coming soon for those who seek him and does his will amen seek truth and he will reveal himself

That's aleays a good idea.

[@redace6649]

What does your life have to do with it? You're only gonna be here for 100 years, give or take a handful of decades...

[@eltonj888]

Jose Talavera Fuck off, Christian. There's no such thing as God, there's no proof of his existence. And don't give me any of that "Who created Earth then?" or "Who created everything?" because there's a valid answer for it. And it isn't God.

[@Limixiton]

@@eltonj888 see, I don't know people like you exist on this planet. Your nothing on Earth and your life. Go somewhere else chump.

[@erenjeagar1924]

One thing that amazes me that they could have the access to the photos and videos taken a billion years ago!!

[@limejelo]

The idea of humans separating and evolving into different species is a mind frick

[@vee1267]

It’d be like Star Trek aliens but IRL

[@dnmurphy48]

It's highly probable.

[@denziiey]

I honestly believe that's how aliens will be formed. From the the migration and colonization of humans on other planets.

[@dixienormous9171]

And not knowing about one another

[@apresmidii]

Imagine if we whould evolve into weird furry humans/furrys o-o

[@ryans3667]

Ah so this is what depression feels like

[@GeneralLiuofBoston1911]

Ryan Sanghavi Same here. Same here

[@ARDEN440i]

Ryan Sanghavi Yup was thinking the same thing

[@ARDEN440i]

Kosta M. Oh wow you genius! Are there numbers in the alphabet too?

[@etheranimus]

I don't understand why people get upset/depressed over the inevitable. Just savour your present moment instead of worrying about the inescapable, during the finite days of your life.

[@iriinazoueva113]

Oh don't get depressed. This video didn't mention how mankind has destroyed Earth in one thousand years.

[@K_U1314]

Universe: *dies* Moms: IT'S BECAUSE OF THOSE DAMN VIDEO GAMES.

[@justxenia4364]

Why is this so true-

[@carlylilley8718]

It’s cause your on your phone all day!

[@handlethis116]

but if the entire world dies then moms how gonna say any... thing.

[@paulibrahim3942]

K U ok boomer

[@falcon1824]

George ibrahim how was the funny or relevant in anyway to the comment?

[@keyanuka]

Imagine they can’t predict the weather for tomorrow and we listen to this

[@OceanChild75]

That’s a fair point actually 😂

[@ieatmemesforbreakfast782]

after a billion years,this will be a meme

[@joshuaferguson698]

Varga Gergő i wouldnt hold your breath babe lmao

[@qgali2804]

Varga Gergő OMG 666 LIKES

[@ErikCsendes]

És egy magyar :D

[@ieatmemesforbreakfast782]

Felho Srac :D,lepjük el ezt a komment szekciót gyerünk

[@balls9502]

Please pin this comment above.

[@idiota6879]

How pissed will this guy be if he's wrong after waiting for 1 billion yrs lol

[@GuerrierJulius]

Your sense of humor is gold.. 😂

[@mimi0096]

Idiota !! 😂🤣😂

[@alecaceres9922]

Sir I don’t think he will be alive in 1 bill yrs but his ghost will sure be rly pressed 😌

[@aksayaaaaa]

Ale Caceres obviously😂

[@darlene3288]

Ale Caceres r/woooosh it was a joke lol

[@HairJordan]

Well...I won’t be buying land in Hawaii that’s for sure. I want to leave something for my grandkids that will actually last

[@MrGhosTRideRrR]

For your grandkids? Assuming your grandkids will get 80 million years old? lol

[@DD-qe6uk]

@@MrGhosTRideRrR what's wrong with wanting 80 million years old grandkids

[@bradenpetrie8184]

@@DD-qe6uk lol you know damn well whats wrong with that. We got dreamers, and then we got the crazies'.

[@degiguess]

my dude how long do you think your grandkids are gonna live?

[@lustocchetti]

Land in mars

[@Viewable11]

Error at second 8: Humanity has been around since 4 million years. Another error at 1:05. In 10 thousand years, human genetic properties will not have completely mixed. Human genes adapt to the environment, therefore people living at high latitudes (that have little sunlight compared to low latitude regions) will keep a brighter skin color than people living near the equator. The dark skin color is caused by melanin pigments, which are the protection against sunlight. Error at 6:12. The Oceans will not evaporate at 47 degrees Celsius average temperature. They will eventually evaporate some time later, after the sun will have increased its brightness even more, heating Earth up to 100 degrees and more. Error at 4:05. The currently existing Hawaiian islands will have sunk into the ocean because of erosion, but new islands will keep forming. Therefore the Hawaiian island chain will continue to exist.

[@agoat8641]

When i watch these videos i want to live long. Like realllly Long.

[@val_needs_luno]

Those videos make me scared to die and make me regret living.

[@sarikamishra3410]

Become godzilla then

[@haymaalamo2060]

Same

[@starkadex3530]

So you want to melt like my self esteem?

[@syedarsalanhussain2476]

@@sarikamishra3410 brother you are down bad🥺

[@oldmanjenkins6519]

In 1 billion years, Half Life 3 will still not be out.

[@steveirwinsleftnut6925]

Oldmanjenkins 59 true after that dota card game

[@wesley492]

Lul

[@thankunext1625]

Oldmanjenkins 59 Lmaooo

[@yooop]

After 1 billion years in development hopefully it will be worth the wait

[@williamandrevlogs1472]

Hahahahahahaha That one was god

[@HairyTheCandyMan]

I'll see everyone on one billion years when the KZbin algorithm recommends this video again.

[@FilipinoMHB]

In a billions years time, I'll still won't have girlfriend

[@SnowChickenFlake]

maybe in future you will can create "real" girl not VR

[@andrewsins3707]

You must not have done the self improvement.. that's why you dont have one.

[@FilipinoMHB]

😭🤣😂😆

[@FilipinoMHB]

😂😭🤣😆

[@MustObeyTheRules]

So what? Enjoy the fact that you don’t.

[@hatred4004]

Anxiety levels before this video: 0% Anxiety levels after this video: 110%

[@allenschleusener9366]

sounds like we hope

[@audellaroque4730]

A I D S don’t worry about it, there’s no guarantee any of it is even true

[@eyecup1638]

@@audellaroque4730 Lmao, thanks for the comfort! I literally was on edge about the topic 😅

[@weeps7798]

@@melancholygirl7793 exactly

[@oriouz8900]

Melana Anonymous true and thanks for the comfort

[@footballtoday7624]

In 1 billion years, the toyota corolla will be used as a universal weight measurement

[@MrOiram46]

In a billion years, the Toyota Corolla will still be running

[@joeyrejino1340]

In 1 billion years we will still be waiting for Ghost of Tsushima 2

[@hotel_arcadia]

Tragic

[@InsaneI]

2019: USA vs UK 20000000019: Uranus vs Mars

[@karl-leopoldkontrus6544]

Thats not how you add one billion

[@InsaneI]

@@karl-leopoldkontrus6544 r/facepalm

[@karl-leopoldkontrus6544]

But almost ;)

[@Fullmetal85]

The guy literally explained what would happen to "years" as a number and this one was sleeping.

[@the_rover1]

yur anus vs. m(y)arse!

[@samovarmaker9673]

In {Insert time period here} the {Insert object here} would have completely eroded away.

[@FlyingBeef.]

Samovar maker in 6:33 my optimism would have completely eroded away.

[@greenchairguy]

In 2018 the toilets would have completely eroded away.

[@greenchairguy]

In 1 second dabs would have completely eroded away.

[@rohankhubchandani3694]

In 2020 the president Donald trump would have completely eroded away.

[@eliassilva9159]

Rohan Khubchandani in 2024 the president Kanye West would have been completely eroded away

[@lukejohns5900]

But will there still be memes

[@luckylucketts5321]

Memes will Never due. Never

[@venuslippe9132]

only pepe will survive

[@Rbrowno97]

Survival of the Dankest.

[@Monkeymahenmiester]

Mr. Murica i sent my dank memes in my harddrive into space, so it will live on

[@HistoryofThisandThat]

memes are eternal. i think if humans didn't exist memes still would exist

[@ItsDelano]

My family was talking about this last night, thx for the info

[@tislogic4499]

U telling me I'm gonna die in 1 billion years

[@gearedgaming1446]

Or at 100 million or even 500-600 million years

[@sobversion3]

shiiid wont even see 2100 lol

[@pon9997]

LOL u cant become 1 billion years best coment ever XD

[@MarvinTMB]

When you don't get the logic, like it

[@Wzkz_YT]

ZombieKiller that joke just went right over your head

[@anakinskywalker248]

“In 250 million years-“ *screw it we’re already dead*

[@God-gl1wg]

G.N Challenges I’ll try my best

[@gm-te8nn]

1:23 In 50,000 Niagara falls will have already fallen.

[@ccvcharger]

@@gm-te8nn You might say that Niagara has fallen for the last time.

[@vibeymusic6263]

Not unless some genious is able to bring cryosleep to life and humans will be able to put themselves to sleep and wake up in 250 million years the same age, but nobody’s smart enough for that

[@adoscz9812]

@@gm-te8nn In next 1000 years humans will be dead.

[@thesovietduck2121]

1,000,000,000 years later *_Mom can you buy me a Play Station 3,672,341?_*

[@failedtuber-d5l]

Lol

[@user-bh1mi3qc4p]

no if you count correctly its actually PS5,000,000

[@failedtuber-d5l]

@@user-bh1mi3qc4p shut up it's just a joke

[@adamhmm7695]

No your getting a PS4 because It's the cheapest

[@Kev-lfc10-163]

😂😂😂

[@adamthomas4507]

After reading Laurence Kraus’ universe from nothing, it’s somewhat terrifying but also incredible that we, originating from absolute physical nothingness, are heading directly towards nothingness.

[@linamm3074]

The Qur'an says in Islam🟢🟢 "O people, if you have any doubt about Life after death, you should know that We first created you of clay, then of a sperm-drop *5 then of a clot of blood, then of a lump of flesh, shaped or shapeless. *6 ( We are telling you this) so that We may make the reality plain to you. And We make those (sperm drops), which We will, remain in the wombs for a fixed period, then We bring you forth as a child; then (We nourish you) so that you may attain to your full youth. And there may be among you one who is recalled earlier and one who is returned to the most abject age so that he should know nothing even after knowing all he could. *7 And you see the land lying dry and barren, but as soon as We send down rain water upon it, it stirs (to life), and swells and brings forth every kind of luxuriant vegetation.That is because Allah, He is the Truth, and it is He Who gives life to the dead, and it is He Who is Able to do all things."

[@adamthomas4507]

@@linamm3074 interesting. And you truly believe that? In the face of all the evidence?

[@puppyfrappuccinos3903]

Short story: we all die.

[@charlesboyle9980]

Ye humans are fucked

[@artbygiselle]

well I think that will happen sooner ngl

[@pirategamer6630]

Not exactly.

[@The_Chitrakarist]

Not exactly we will settle on different planet and became different species

[@pirategamer6630]

@@The_Chitrakarist But how exactly? Becaus evolution is very slow, and in ten thousand years..only one muscle change.

[@mattmartin4764]

in a billion years, I'll still be paying my debt off

[@rogerknueven7468]

Joe said dont worry.

[@adrianstanczak6745]

Joe who?

[@Engieman909]

@@adrianstanczak6745 JOE MAMA-AHDBFIDHWBDMFJSBANRKIFHXBQKEUBSKPQQIHFBJE

[@sleepingboiz8155]

@@Engieman909 no u

[@gummimaci]

@@adrianstanczak6745 JOE MA-

[@Miguel-hj8sq]

Everyone: we'll die, we'll become history! Me: In about a billion years, Queen Elizabeth II will turn 1,000,000,094 years old!

[@rongibs9866]

@Heinz Guderian lol old hag

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Big mood.

[@Milomusic41]

I thought she already was that old.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaajajjaiwjw]

Tim N' Lola adam the first human and eve the 2nd those are the only 64 Million years old poeple

[@michaelcap9550]

The Browns still looking to get to the SuperBowl. Harbaugh 0 for1,000,000,000 vs Ohio State.

[@Derberbeve]

“Fuck” will be one of the words still around in 20,000 years.

[@Kubakaiser]

The Rolling Stones will probably still be touring around that time.

[@sixchiensblancs]

Best comment!!! 😂😂😂

[@Catherine-xf3pc]

Saiker 😂😂😂😂

[@riggs20]

LOL! Yep! I was just trying to think up a Keith Richards joke! 😆

[@briceheath1404]

Lmao, underrated comment

[@alextr3me844]

In a billion years half life 3 will be out

[@vaxe3933]

Nah

[@YouLoveBeef]

In 1 billion years it will be announced. In 2 billion years it will be canceled due to FutureValve wanting to focus on the launch for their new game-selling platform; NuSteam²

[@dylan3071]

wrong, it will be half life 2 episode final two part 2

[@leramar]

I doubt it.

[@mizocosmic]

AJB XTREME half life 3 is gonna be out in 2021

[@blizzbee]

By that point, my KZbin account will show.. "Joined Billion years ago" ..which is so cool 😎😎😎

[@61rampy65]

Yes, but a KZbin video will be 10seconds long, with 10 minutes of ads. Oh, wait, its almost that way now....

[@dedeadam9698]

You are so dumb youtube wont est after a billion years smh

[@reveredokay]

@@dedeadam9698 you don't even have enough braincells to understand a joke. So who's more stupid. you or him?

[@southernhawk2661]

@@dedeadam9698 you are probably gonna be one of those politicians who takes themselves WAY too srsly

[@warmateo6261]

Damn well you were in KZbin since 2008, not bad

[@deantsar6246]

Let’s focus on the present. The world has so many pressing issues. I will never get back the time wasted even thinking about this video

[@thecakeisalie6392]

But will we be able to run minecraft by that time?

[@lossoffrailty5392]

with rtx 900600300 ti super and intel 90001000? still no

[@qezlix]

i thinked of minecraft and saw ur fomment 3secs later

[@emotionalavocado2336]

Mapache i have concluded after much research,that minecraft 1.29483727384499383 will still be running

[@FalkoOfficialMusic]

xd

[@juststop273]

Mapache That’s all that matters tbh

[@jon250]

AD 1,000,000,000 The orange satellite floats through the rubble. Humanity is but a distant memory. As the satellite for the first time reads no incoming signals, it determines the human race is gone. It's side flap opens, releasing a small, Orange and black package, with the inscription, *HALF LIFE 3*

[@aimia100]

*sobs in mourning*

[@Arocks-lj8qr]

Kim Jong The Choo Choo Train of Bel-Air No no no no! Valve will do something! No no no we can't wait for it!

[@L.A.97.]

Kim Jong The Choo Choo Train of Bel-Air HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@lifeboat6284]

with a message attached; _trolled lol -Illuminati_

[@charliek9394]

10/10 post

[@FitFli]

in 1 billion years, your parents will still tell you to pause the online game

[@chunkymilk1565]

Happened to me 😠

[@OstVonStraud]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@mickailwilson4898]

What if in that time, you can pause an online game 😱

[@inayathalikhan.1230]

YOU WONT EXIST AND I AM 6

[@dantevortex]

If you look at what we all came up with the past 200 years, it would be nice to see what we will have come up with in the next 1 million years. If all goes well we will have ways to counter most if not all negative effects and just keep on living

[@dman9728]

This makes me want to live forever to witness all of this Edit: wtf how did I get 500 likes. Thanks so much

[@chrism3784]

me to, but luck has it, i'll be lucky to make it to 2100

[@brenaxquiny8639]

@@chrism3784 all of us in this world won't be here in 120 years from now

[@nxva9807]

Brenax Quiny You never know- One of us might set a world record for the longest living human-

[@looneyduck-bm9rs]

@@nxva9807 I wish

[@BlaidWhiteYo]

Eternal life sounds horrible

[@theandblackband3931]

In 50 years no one will remember this video

[@trivialoss5772]

I will be 62 that scares me

[@Steph.6926]

Same

[@farmerjoe.]

@@trivialoss5772 ill be 67 and most likely dead

[@satolegend1786]

I’ll be 65

[@CompactStar]

I will be 58 in 50 years

[@babag139]

Watching these types of videos gives me anxiety

[@dripwardx5876]

BABA G s-a-m-e

[@wingedsn8670]

Lol noob git gud everthing gives me anxiety

[@whittyhuton4622]

In 100 years, you will be dead. Does that give you anxiety? 1 billion years, who cares.

[@yssamontallana8762]

Me too.

[@sillymortalz]

BABA G DUDE SAME and also they make me crap my pantaloons

[@supersto5459]

In 1 billion years Queen Elizabeth II: man that stegosaurus still owes me 40 pounds

[@Mayhemzz]

People always say how lucky we are to be alive at this point in time, seeing the technological advances made in the last 30 years. But I get kind of emotional thinking that I won't get to see all the cool shit we'll do in the next 1,000 years.

[@donaldhobson8873]

Hope for really good anti ageing tech or cryonics.

[@SantyCl0]

I do as well

[@ljubicamarkovska6958]

Wym lucky theres a global pandemic going on

[@berendberend702]

I don't think their lives are gonna be that much better or cooler. Today's technology would seem impossible and super cool for people 50 years ago, but for us it's normal to communicate with people from the other side of the world in less than a second

[@kevinf6859]

@@berendberend702 it will be. In at least 5000 yrs, we will be prehistoric for people in the future and they will wish they weren't born as us

[@Realm1234]

I feel bad for the people who will be alive when the world ends

[@UnitedWars]

I feel bad for everything around by than

[@briilol7379]

Gamer boy192 - Roblox same

[@johnadams-wp2yb]

Sooner than you think mate.

[@_inquisitive_1752]

It makes me appreciate the point we are at now

[@aelfwynn94]

@@_inquisitive_1752 well since my birth world ended 4 times now if not more :/

[@Sulamenku]

You did not mention the price per bitcoin.

[@comicsgrinder]

To have all this information presented is very impressive. Live in the now! Very humbling to say the least.

[@TweedSuit]

2020: Be lucky to survive the next year.

[@lucash360]

2021: we died

[@RawOpinionsRUs]

Amen

[@deafiyanti]

3018:there,s only one country Me:uhh...

[@JillianNoelle]

My thoughts exactly.

[@danistraveladventures5565]

Oh come on the virus wont be that bad

[@davidar1484]

The comment section in a billion years be like.... Who's watching this in 1,000,002,020?

[@graxolotl1348]

Me cuz you said this in 100 year

[@dragonquesti8629]

Me and it sucks

[@Hairysteed]

"Yeah, watching this while sunbathing... _literally!"_

[@crimsonify6245]

Only 1000002020s kids can relate 😓✊

[@crimsonify6245]

@@ChineduOpara wait, are you a person from 1000002020?

[@derekriley5517]

These vids always give me this weird, unexplainable feeling

[@FavioPlays]

Derek Riley that is what we call depression

[@majermike]

hehehe yea that's what we call uh can't think of anything uh

[@jadenmajors4481]

is it called boner?

[@Frazer2]

that's what i call existentialism.

[@mr.cifuentes1779]

existencial dread*

[@hansbaeker9769]

The first humans appeared early in the current ice age which began something like 2.6 to 2.7 million years ago, not 200,000 years ago. Even modern humans, homo sapiens, is older than 200,000 years. And 50,000 years before the next glaciation begins? While that is possible, there is reason to believe that it could be any time in the next 3,000 years as well. After all, the previous interglacial warm period, the Eemian, didn't last all that much longer than the current interglacial warm period, the Holocene, has already lasted.

[@spaceman2142]

Only y1Bil kids will remember this

[@kingoballin7776]

lmfao

[@cheesesteakphilly]

Photonon Videos I'm only 250mil but I understood everything.

[@astraeus8974]

you forgot that 5 digit years aren't possible... so y1B or y1Bi 😉😉😉