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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

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@unbotheredmovement
@unbotheredmovement 5 жыл бұрын
"Double major of Red Bull & Vodka" 😂😂
@AuntieKnowsKitchen
@AuntieKnowsKitchen 5 жыл бұрын
I remember telling my parents that I loved college bc of no curfews, great parties and fun, then when they asked about classes, I said I’m doing ok, their life altering response was, loosing your scholarship isn’t the only thing you loose, you also loose your home bc you’re not coming back here, you loose an opportunity of a better life bc we can’t afford to pay tuition and we’re not signing loans bc were still paying for your existence since your birth. I finished with a BA of Nursing. I didn’t attend a prestigious college but I got a good education that I worked hard for, it wasn’t easy for me, I also had to get a part time job to supplement the help I rec from my parents, bc they made it clear that I needed to contribute to my extras of necessities and wants. In the end I made them proud and learned the value of working for what you want and I wasn’t entitled bc I was their only child and daddy’s baby girl!
@brandonvasser5902
@brandonvasser5902 2 жыл бұрын
Man and not a soul ever corrected your use of lose and loose that whole time? You don’t loose or loost a scholarship you lose it.
@ryans.1900
@ryans.1900 5 жыл бұрын
"White, Black--who cares? Let's stop orange." Top 5 Maher line right there
@TheBrothergreen
@TheBrothergreen 5 жыл бұрын
@@seipjere Yeah, that complete lack of personality, the fact that he sucks at speaking in public, and his utter lack of ideas are sure to get the left real fired up.
@Allie8567
@Allie8567 5 жыл бұрын
Agree... Biden can beat Trump. Probably the only one who can....That is if trump is still in office in Nov 2020
@naughtyue7284
@naughtyue7284 5 жыл бұрын
Rran S. booooo, oranges are delicious and I am sure they don't want to be categorized with trump just because they come from Florida. also I think he says people's names wrong intentionally to insult them covertly. I am not saying he is smart . I am just saying. ps, save the oranges
@petersack5074
@petersack5074 3 жыл бұрын
MY SENTIMENTS, ....X A C T L Y !!!! '' love one another, right now...'' '' smile on your brother ''' from old song....
@charathcutestory
@charathcutestory 5 жыл бұрын
“Never before the show. Always after.” love it 😍
@eirikolsnes
@eirikolsnes 5 жыл бұрын
Cult of the dead cow - good times :) Beto got some depth it seems. Very good show Bill M! Big thanks to you and your team!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
Most of those kids don't look like they could master Marco Polo, let alone Water Polo.
@boooters
@boooters 5 жыл бұрын
stop commenting lol
@claybomb1064
@claybomb1064 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Shut up.
@Wolfboss7
@Wolfboss7 5 жыл бұрын
Tis what happens when one grows up with a silver spoon in their mouths and never steps outside of their personal bubble. Just look at the crime family currently seating in the White House.
@r.c.whitaker296
@r.c.whitaker296 5 жыл бұрын
Best comment of the day 🌄@new message
@bxcinderella
@bxcinderella 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah we measure intelligence by looks... 🙄
@monkeyhumourfilms6429
@monkeyhumourfilms6429 5 жыл бұрын
Love from New Zealand Bill!
@caroleehubbard8380
@caroleehubbard8380 5 жыл бұрын
Hugs NZ...we love you. From USA 💕❤️😥
@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 5 жыл бұрын
A7x I’m so sorry for what your country is going through right now and I feel awful for the victims and their families 😔
@Freemouse159
@Freemouse159 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher hates Muslims...hes a perpetrator, look up his past videos
@monkeyhumourfilms6429
@monkeyhumourfilms6429 5 жыл бұрын
@@seriesjunkie0074 Thank you. Certainly an event we didn't see coming. We appreciate all the love from around the world.
@monkeyhumourfilms6429
@monkeyhumourfilms6429 5 жыл бұрын
@@caroleehubbard8380 Thank You Very Much. Love all around.
@tiberiussempronious6252
@tiberiussempronious6252 5 жыл бұрын
Bill must have switched strains, he's tongue tied.
@cryss.5894
@cryss.5894 5 жыл бұрын
Right? 😂
@AE-ix2iz
@AE-ix2iz 5 жыл бұрын
Made in America 😂
@Nyoshi219
@Nyoshi219 5 жыл бұрын
He does that more often than you think lol. Definitely not the first time. But idc tbh
@jkryanspark
@jkryanspark 5 жыл бұрын
Tongue Thai weed?
@dollyshaw8493
@dollyshaw8493 5 жыл бұрын
@@jkryanspark nice 1, must borrow.
@annleslie7826
@annleslie7826 5 жыл бұрын
So true!! Your parents and mine would NEVER tell us we need to go to an Ivy League school...they would say, you can try to go to the community college. 😂
@4catsnow
@4catsnow 5 жыл бұрын
Aunt Becky may have to do some fancy dancing to prevent Full House from morphing into Big House.
@beknajmi6029
@beknajmi6029 5 жыл бұрын
I love your work Bill.
@TheInternetFan
@TheInternetFan 5 жыл бұрын
6:23 "White, black, who cares? Let's stop Orange!" -- brilliant
@janelleetsitty36
@janelleetsitty36 5 жыл бұрын
"No Holds Barred" here with Mr. Bill............
@alansmitheejr-g2q
@alansmitheejr-g2q 5 жыл бұрын
Thought Donnie belonged to a group called The Cult of The Dead Possum.
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 5 жыл бұрын
Groovy Guru lol what?
@mikewilliams258
@mikewilliams258 5 жыл бұрын
Calling him "Donnie" makes him sound cute and endearing. In reality he's as endearing as a bucket of raw sewage.
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream 5 жыл бұрын
the donniebot actually belongs to a group called Failed Experiments of Alien Invaders
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 5 жыл бұрын
????
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic 5 жыл бұрын
The Cult of The Dead Cow reference?
@fairtradefairtrade3106
@fairtradefairtrade3106 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU MAHER! RIGHT ON!
@edwardrhoads7283
@edwardrhoads7283 5 жыл бұрын
You don't put unintelligent rich kids in scientology You put them in real estate...
@ellie5562
@ellie5562 5 жыл бұрын
LOVE from Australia, Bill👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💙
@jfalcon9519
@jfalcon9519 5 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised that people are surprised about this news,that’s something everyone knows riches are going to accommodate their kids in universities and others institutions,is been like that forever,not all but a lot of them do it.
@whalesnamedshark
@whalesnamedshark 5 жыл бұрын
I love bill
@faceoff3315
@faceoff3315 5 жыл бұрын
*Make America Great Again Impeach Donald J Trump*
@anazenkafuentes2062
@anazenkafuentes2062 5 жыл бұрын
You Rock !!!👐
@thesprawl2361
@thesprawl2361 5 жыл бұрын
"My parents wouldn't do this - that generation would not have spent their hard-earned dollars trying to make their kids look interesting..." ...um, Fred Trump?
@Inndjkaawed2922
@Inndjkaawed2922 5 жыл бұрын
1 example
@crazykhespar8487
@crazykhespar8487 5 жыл бұрын
It still won't be worth going to college if they mitigate or fully counteract this practice. Even without this, we aren't a society that cares about competency.
@Biboche23
@Biboche23 5 жыл бұрын
“Her career of taking selfies” i died when he said that and tried to explain what Lori loughlin’s daughter Olivia Jade influencer’s job. That’s exactly how i feel when I see some of these “Influencers”. Sometimes our generation is really the worst 😂😂 Her parents will go to jail for cheating their way into university and neither her and her sister ever express wanting of caring about going. That’s real karma.
@strawbrryfld1
@strawbrryfld1 5 жыл бұрын
THIS has been going on FAR longer than just today. When I was in high school taking my SAT s EVERYONE knew there were kids who cheated had others take their tests for them. We all KNEW the kids with rich parents were getting by without putting in the work. The ONLY new thing about this issue is social media . I actually feel sorry for these kids. Their entire life is a LIE.
@learntocrochet1
@learntocrochet1 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher graduated from Cornell with double major in English & History.
@louise-yo7kz
@louise-yo7kz 5 жыл бұрын
He's a bright guy
@tylermoses7829
@tylermoses7829 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched some of Lori Loughlin's daughter - Oliva Jade's videos on youtube. The self-indulgence and pampered personality are quite disgusting. What is more disgusting is that our youth look up to people like this. I had to wait till I was 25 to be considered an "Adult learner" in my state to be able to attend university because I would have had to rely on my parent's taxes for aid and loans...Even though I was kicked out of my house at 16 because my parents wouldn't accept me as their son because I am gay. I spent my high school time from one friend to another and working illegally at a nightclub with a fake ID my boss had made for me while trying to make enough money to survive and still keep grades up. I would get up at 6 am to finish any homework not yet done, go to school, get out at 3:45, have a couple of hours till I started my bartending shift at 7 pm, work till 3 am, sleep a couple of hours and repeat. 18, graduated and packed up to move from WV to Sacramento California to try to find my own life away from everything I hated and the poverty in WV. I Spent the next few years working as many hours at as many places as I could at the same time to save enough money to be able to pay for as much of my tuition and living costs possible. Survived on canned food and ramen while sharing a bedroom with two other people. My mom's health goy bad with cancer, and I moved back to WV to be close to her at 23. I did the same there as I did before. WORK WORK WORK and SAVE SAVE SAVE. Finally got into university at age 25. Got my Bachelors and went on to achieve my Master's degree. WIthin 2 years, I paid off all my loans and was able to finally take pride in knowing I was the first person in my family to earn a higher education and get out of the debt trap. After my mom passed away, I went on to leave WV, go to Denver Colorado and create a successful business and marry the love of my life. Now I am 36 years old, I own 1 company in America and 2 in China. My husband is an American Citizen now, but from China. He has a great family and I wanted us to start a business in China so he wouldn't regret not spending time with his family before they are gone. I spend 9 months of the year in China, I enjoy my success and most of all...I enjoy the hard work and years of sacrifice to get to this point in life and finally be comfortable. I did not ever envy the rich or the benefits they possess in society. My grandmother used to tell me "Some people walk to the city of their dreams on a nice new paved road... However, some have to reach that city walking through mud. Walking through that mud will just make you stronger when you finally arrive". I never envied those born with privilege... However, when people cheat their way through life, that is different. Coming from wealth is great...I wish we all could. But when that wealth causes you to never be taught sacrifice and appreciation...You become something which offers little value to society. In the end...I feel sorry for her. She will never know what it feels like to truly appreciate what gifts she has been given in life and the privilege of a comfortable upbringing. It is actually quite sad and the complete fault of her mother, father and her upbringing.
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 5 жыл бұрын
Money can't make a Dumb student into a Smart one. Look at Trump.
@whocares2087.1
@whocares2087.1 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, there's not enough money in the world for that.
@melisa8256
@melisa8256 5 жыл бұрын
Wary of Extremes Trump. That’s what you get a Trump 😱
@yagballs676
@yagballs676 5 жыл бұрын
directfunebru well if Trump is dumb then I wanna be dumb to become billionaire and smashing Hillary to become POTUS.
@TheHateCorp
@TheHateCorp 5 жыл бұрын
@@yagballs676 Not to worry, you already are. If you weren't, your syntax and interpunctuation would be a LOT better.
@Hirnlego999
@Hirnlego999 5 жыл бұрын
@@yagballs676 Trump doesn't exactly keep his record open when it comes to school for nothing. It would shatter the "myth" (hahahahah) that he is super smart stable genius.
@muzerhythm2242
@muzerhythm2242 5 жыл бұрын
White, black who cares as long as we stop orange. BEST DEMS CAMPAIGN LINE!🎇😁😂
@Hammern28
@Hammern28 5 жыл бұрын
I loved that line!!
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 5 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@davidbrowne6371
@davidbrowne6371 5 жыл бұрын
Better line would’ve been Liberal or Progressive .. as long as we stop Fascist Doesn’t sound as quippy & I’m POSITIVE the DNC would MUCH rather tolerate 4 more Drumphf yrs then have progressives take away their beloved corp bribe dollars 😡
@165Dash
@165Dash 5 жыл бұрын
Muze Rhythm “Orange not served here”!
@TeeJay_757
@TeeJay_757 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus you liberals have identity politics so ingrained in your heads that you have to make it part of your campaign slogans. That's just sad. You want to know why racism is still alive in America it's because people like you keep it alive.
@memonk11
@memonk11 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher has so missed the point on this. It’s about rich privileged corrupt people teaching their children that they are also rich privileged and corrupt and guaranteeing they stay that way.
@naughtyue7284
@naughtyue7284 5 жыл бұрын
memonk11 unless you are the kid that doesn't agree with their beliefs. then you will be cast aside a treated like crap
@rulz2663
@rulz2663 5 жыл бұрын
Why would he agree... He's rich as well.
@Danny-br3tu
@Danny-br3tu 5 жыл бұрын
I hit the like button as soon as he finished saying "...and their kids are fucking stupid." LOL
@R2D2fhjks
@R2D2fhjks 5 жыл бұрын
America keeps talking about this issues since forever. But yet, nothing happens
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 5 жыл бұрын
Because saying you're right is more important than actually doing anything.
@Wolfboss7
@Wolfboss7 5 жыл бұрын
@@brainflash1 Personally, I feel when that point is reached is when you need to start worrying. Unfortunately, almost half of the country has fallen into that mindset.
@CT-um7zq
@CT-um7zq 5 жыл бұрын
I think we are in a state of cognitive dissonance. Just listen the Bill's audience. We are so fucked.
@massivepassive
@massivepassive 5 жыл бұрын
brainflash1 we keep electing neoliberals. Trump is not much different from Obama, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Beto, Biden, etc.
@boboutelama5748
@boboutelama5748 5 жыл бұрын
Now when a guy rubs in your face "that he was in Yale/Stantford ! ", you will able to retaliate "and how many did your parents paid for that to happen ?"
@bra-balllegend3940
@bra-balllegend3940 5 жыл бұрын
Been saying it for decades, Bob! But yeah.
@ContraIV
@ContraIV 5 жыл бұрын
Bob Outélama Unfortunately its always been like that 😢
@thesoundsmith
@thesoundsmith 5 жыл бұрын
"...a KZbin booty blogger,: you say?
@MarcKloos
@MarcKloos 5 жыл бұрын
Beauty Blogger
@dollyshaw8493
@dollyshaw8493 5 жыл бұрын
@@MarcKloos same difference.
@johnnycto7576
@johnnycto7576 5 жыл бұрын
booty flogger
@bobwinters5572
@bobwinters5572 5 жыл бұрын
You ridicule, but apparently she's successful enough at it to make a good living. She's right to think college isn't for her, she's already got a career that pays better than nearly anything a college could teach her. The most she could get out of college is the chance to party with the children of other rich people, but, since she's already a celebrity who gets to already network with celebrities, what's the use of getting drunk with a bunch of nobodies when you can get drunk with useful people like Hollywood executives? As Gates, and Jobs, and Zuckerberg all figured out, college is over-rated.
@gixellia8455
@gixellia8455 5 жыл бұрын
Bill has some spice today :o) Love it. Thanks, Bill.
@luisreyes1963
@luisreyes1963 5 жыл бұрын
" Black, White, who cares? Let's stop ORANGE!" Make this a meme already! 🗽
@marleiserashford396
@marleiserashford396 5 жыл бұрын
Funny guy. Just love your humor.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 жыл бұрын
What do you mean "the brink", Bill. Venezuela _IS_ in utter chaos. The food exists, but noone can freaking have it.
@leanneblake4248
@leanneblake4248 5 жыл бұрын
So true Bill. Our Parents would not have spend 1cent on sending me to University , if I didn't give a , & had expressed so . But Our Parents never had sunshine Blown up our Ass. But they would have said , "if you think your laying around hear all day you have another thing Coming. Get Up find a Job. "
@landonic81
@landonic81 5 жыл бұрын
U suck
@brianbrewster6532
@brianbrewster6532 5 жыл бұрын
Damn! Bill was on fire when he did this monologue. Bill's my hero. #BillMaher2020
@toochietoochie1393
@toochietoochie1393 5 жыл бұрын
I love this dude........... he’s freaking funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jokerface7531
@jokerface7531 5 жыл бұрын
*TRUMP; PARANOIA, DELUSIONS, CONSPIRACIES, LIES, POOR LEADERSHIP*
@belovedrock.
@belovedrock. 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: P. T. Barnum, Benito Mussolini, Chauncey Gardener, petulant five-year-old.
@icybird870
@icybird870 5 жыл бұрын
Collusion, Minor Threat the band, scandal, Royale w cheese.
@danniles5256
@danniles5256 5 жыл бұрын
love it
@stephh4495
@stephh4495 5 жыл бұрын
0:53 so I can barely hear the sound that Bill Maher was reacting to here, but what exactly was it? Someone in the audience?
@TragoudistrosMPH
@TragoudistrosMPH 5 жыл бұрын
It was hard to hear or describe. ...like a undulating 'eeeehhh' that got a little louder with time....might be the best way to describe it.
@stephh4495
@stephh4495 5 жыл бұрын
I think it was someone agreeing with what Maher just said, but really loudly
@TalonsOfFire
@TalonsOfFire Жыл бұрын
Damn this segment was savage... Love it! XD
@gabrielvazquez1691
@gabrielvazquez1691 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, he lost the support of the military when he began to fight with Mattis. Believe me, the military community did not take kindly to that.
@landonic81
@landonic81 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm sure the military was pissed at Trump for wanting to bring them home from battle and Mattis not wanting to. Go fuck yourself
@geraldhuber7728
@geraldhuber7728 5 жыл бұрын
@@landonic81 T rump thinks he is so smart that he doesn't have to listen to military advisors or attend daily briefings. Perhaps it's because of his 25 IQ that he can't read or make sense of anything. How do you teach a dotard any sense at all.
@landonic81
@landonic81 5 жыл бұрын
@@genghiskhan9269 That's not actually why the military exists but ok 😂😂😂 It's gonna be a long 8 years for you. Seek therapy 😂😂😂😂😂
@landonic81
@landonic81 5 жыл бұрын
@@geraldhuber7728 Why would you listen to military advisors that have been at war for nearly 20 years? Those are the last people I would listen to. He's the one telling the military to pack up and come home and they don't want to. I guess you want more bloodshed and death? Trump saying and doing exactly what the people want him to do. Fucking leave the middle East!!! How could you argue against that???
@landonic81
@landonic81 5 жыл бұрын
@@geraldhuber7728 Why are Democrats and liberals so in love with death and war now? You people are disgusting.
@bom3028
@bom3028 5 жыл бұрын
Where is the outrage about "student athletes"? My roommate was the leading running back in the country. Didn't go to class once. Received a bachelor's in business. I had to teach him how to use MS Word so he could write a resume.
@klarastern5597
@klarastern5597 5 жыл бұрын
Putin does the same... he does have a biker gang... Notschnyje Wolki (the night wolves)
@klarastern5597
@klarastern5597 5 жыл бұрын
@@schloops8473 true :(
@rhettcujo9006
@rhettcujo9006 5 жыл бұрын
“Asshole factories” 😂💀
@666rsrs
@666rsrs 5 жыл бұрын
you should get andrew yang on the show
@eternallove6600
@eternallove6600 5 жыл бұрын
Bearberry McBearington YES YES YES !!!!!! Why are people not talking about him more, he has my vote, even if it is a wasted vote 🤷🏾‍♀️
@bra-balllegend3940
@bra-balllegend3940 5 жыл бұрын
Rec for avatar
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 5 жыл бұрын
Watching Bill struggling to wrap his tongue around KZbin blurty vl... was just delightful 😂
@vararuchimisra9275
@vararuchimisra9275 5 жыл бұрын
white black who cares lets stop Orange.... love it
@im8548
@im8548 5 жыл бұрын
I like Bill. He has a quite of life force within him.
@TSFictional
@TSFictional 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine Bernie vs Trump. Sooo much better match up then Beta vs Trump
@jesuschristthemosthighgod3094
@jesuschristthemosthighgod3094 5 жыл бұрын
Tyonelawl No Thanks 😂😂 Beto Will Beat the Orange Nazi in 2020 😎🇺🇸
@HughSHay
@HughSHay 5 жыл бұрын
@@jesuschristthemosthighgod3094 I'll Beto you a zillion bucks that Beto loses the nomination.
@janelleetsitty36
@janelleetsitty36 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO.... "A double major of redbull and vodka" ;*D
@michaelg.3042
@michaelg.3042 5 жыл бұрын
Crowd barely cheered for Beto, I’m glad to see people aren’t falling for Beto’s platitudes and Flowery rhetoric! Bernie 2020!!
@nofurtherwest3474
@nofurtherwest3474 5 жыл бұрын
One is too young, the other too old.
@drinsk
@drinsk 5 жыл бұрын
"Asshole factories" lol so true
@FlowerClown
@FlowerClown 5 жыл бұрын
Beto is green with oil money
@djb903
@djb903 5 жыл бұрын
Lies
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 5 жыл бұрын
@@djb903 Nope. Beto's from Texas, he took oil money in the past...
@djb903
@djb903 5 жыл бұрын
@@grmpEqweer if you're in Texas, there's a good chance lots of folks who work in the industry are supporters because of the sheer size of the industry in the State. Individual donors shouldn't carry the same stigma as PAC donations. What's he supposed to do? If you work in oil and gas, return your small donation with a thanks but no thanks?
@djb903
@djb903 5 жыл бұрын
@Mimi Boucher well it's supply and demand... Much like how if you do drugs you are contributing to cartel violence, if you drive a car you too are contributing to "dirty oil money." These are donations from average working-class folks who work a job in the oil and gas industry, mostly blue-collar jobs that while they may be high-paying are often unstable as they are high risk investments. They also tend to be very dangerous.
@foremount
@foremount 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, Bill is having a hard time getting those words out.
@eternallove6600
@eternallove6600 5 жыл бұрын
Please have Andrew Yang on please!
@marianforeman8865
@marianforeman8865 5 жыл бұрын
Caravan?!!! LOL!!!
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 5 жыл бұрын
Bill should have Tulsi Gabbard on the show.
@HughSHay
@HughSHay 5 жыл бұрын
Why? So she can kiss Basher Al-Asshat's authoritarian tushy sommore?
@sinistersweet5236
@sinistersweet5236 5 жыл бұрын
The first thirty seconds of this monologue described perfectly Everything that I hate about modern news.
@drewp1974
@drewp1974 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Beto O’Rourke?! Let’s run the guy who couldn’t beat Cruz. And Cruz lost to Trump. 👍😉. Good luck.
@geraldhuber7728
@geraldhuber7728 5 жыл бұрын
Beto losing was the result of the GOP and dark money wanting to keep dipstick Cruz in their pockets.
@drewp1974
@drewp1974 5 жыл бұрын
@@geraldhuber7728 yeah,,,sure it was,,, I suppose next you'll tell me that Beto's hit and run DUI and his breaking and entering robberies as a young man were Cruz's fault as well,, lol
@warlockofwordsreturnsrb4358
@warlockofwordsreturnsrb4358 5 жыл бұрын
'prestigious asshole factories' I've got to steal that phrase.
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 5 жыл бұрын
Beto needs to stay in Texas for the 2020 Senate race. No mater who the Democrats put in the White House, it won't mean shit if we don't have the Senate. Or maybe he wants to throw away his legacy the same way Obama did.
@evano4780
@evano4780 5 жыл бұрын
brainflash1 same goes for Abrams in Georgia, Bullock in Montana, Ojeda in West Virginia, and Hickenlooper in Colorado. All of them have a low chance at winning the nomination but a much better chance at flipping a senate seat. Seems like Ojeda gets it, hopefully the others will too.
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 5 жыл бұрын
@@evano4780 Tom Perez needs to strap his dick back on and smack some sense into these fools. Why is nobody leading this fucking party?
@coryddp7254
@coryddp7254 5 жыл бұрын
If you win the presidency you're definitely not throwing away your legacy. You should listen to Beto and then till need what he's talking about because I don't get it. We need someone with policies and not a cheerleader. When you get finished whining remember I said extra pepperoni on that damn pizza.
@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 5 жыл бұрын
cory ddp he couldn’t even beat Ted Cruz though like.. come on. How does losing to Ted Cruz make one think “maybe I can beat Trump and become president”?? Just no
@geraldhuber7728
@geraldhuber7728 5 жыл бұрын
You are missing the point. Crude got re-elected in 2018 and it's a 6 year term whether we like it or not. So I don't think that he is going to wait that long. You keep ragging on Obama when it was *itch McConnell and the GOP who ambushed Obama for 8 years. Must make you very proud.
@SuperLeica1
@SuperLeica1 5 жыл бұрын
A***ole factories! On the spot!
@holyland6380
@holyland6380 5 жыл бұрын
There're teenage influencers because there're the easily influenced, aka fools.
@sdsumiguel5937
@sdsumiguel5937 5 жыл бұрын
My parents got me into Oxnard Community College by bribing the soccer coach with a pan dulce.
@bra-balllegend3940
@bra-balllegend3940 5 жыл бұрын
I believe there's a sentencing enhancement in California for bribes involving unregistered baked goods. You're so screwed! Better bribe the judge with another one of those pan dulces (and hope he's a Republican).
@barrynichols2846
@barrynichols2846 5 жыл бұрын
Beto is a policy vacuum and a cliche machine
@geraldhuber7728
@geraldhuber7728 5 жыл бұрын
Just more unsubstantiated BS from frumps base.
@Maldives2025
@Maldives2025 5 жыл бұрын
this is gold
@-HighTide
@-HighTide 5 жыл бұрын
It's not that I want Bill Maher to be president or even run for it. I just want somebody intelligent to run for it... Also... As well... Like him... Opposite of Trump!!!
@norarobinson3091
@norarobinson3091 5 жыл бұрын
I have one of those who whole purpose in life right now is taking selfies in the bathroom too
@jclions4100
@jclions4100 5 жыл бұрын
Marijuana is a gate way drug to the knowledge of the gods . peace
@theodorherzl4695
@theodorherzl4695 5 жыл бұрын
It fu*ks with your memory and makes you more insecure, depressed and anxious.
@Jibril13
@Jibril13 5 жыл бұрын
I liked your joke which was at my expense because it was funny
@MpowerdAPE
@MpowerdAPE 5 жыл бұрын
Beto O'Rourke is a corporate trojan horse.
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 5 жыл бұрын
He gives me that feeling too...just not sure why.
@djb903
@djb903 5 жыл бұрын
Is that why he's not taking pac money or corporate donations for the campaign?
@cbat7750
@cbat7750 5 жыл бұрын
@@djb903 they tried it😂
@MpowerdAPE
@MpowerdAPE 5 жыл бұрын
@@djb903 "is that why"..... how now....? Anything...?
@jorgechavez91
@jorgechavez91 5 жыл бұрын
Personally I loved how the Laughter in the back round sounds exactly the same. What happened nobody real there to laugh at your jokes?
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
"You might as well admit students for bad dancing, and parking at Trader Joe's". They call that 'Art School'.
@nofurtherwest3474
@nofurtherwest3474 5 жыл бұрын
Bill, is that you?
@chamuco1550
@chamuco1550 5 жыл бұрын
Cheating is the way of life for rich people.
@realpatriot5729
@realpatriot5729 5 жыл бұрын
*IMPEACH TRUMP*
@landonic81
@landonic81 5 жыл бұрын
Wow good luck
@taureantaylor2179
@taureantaylor2179 5 жыл бұрын
I was shocked when the audience didn't catch the sarcasm.
@saltcreekammo
@saltcreekammo 5 жыл бұрын
Beto O'Rourke is a vanilla Obama...
@Terastas
@Terastas 5 жыл бұрын
He's the Democratic version of a Mormon missionary.
@geraldhuber7728
@geraldhuber7728 5 жыл бұрын
Even so, just remember what *itch McConnell did to Obama for 8 years. Obama could have done a better job if the GOP senate hadn't derailed him all of the time, especially since he was a smart black person. Beto can do better as well if the GOP senate knock off with their usual crap. BTW, who was the jackass that made Crude a senator?
@dtkocha
@dtkocha 5 жыл бұрын
This monologue was funny, true, and infuriating. This nation values money over strength, and we'll see which wins.
@johno1405
@johno1405 5 жыл бұрын
VOTE Blue to end the insanity in 2020!!
@naughtyue7284
@naughtyue7284 5 жыл бұрын
John O is that like a weak masonic joke(because this is)
@LetMeThink007
@LetMeThink007 5 жыл бұрын
Loved it....🥰🤣
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 5 жыл бұрын
2019 has been a shit show, throw it away
@nicocrestmere9688
@nicocrestmere9688 5 жыл бұрын
And 2018 and 17 and 16...
@bledback2life
@bledback2life 5 жыл бұрын
Deep pockets, shallow minds.
@antenna_prolly
@antenna_prolly 5 жыл бұрын
15 options, wow! But really, don't #BetOnMyStork. It's Bernie, Tulsi, or Warren. Those are your options.
@heidithaw1072
@heidithaw1072 5 жыл бұрын
t v. Not for me they are not. We have to get someone that can win. Not ready to give up on anyone yet
@cocobear6264
@cocobear6264 5 жыл бұрын
@@heidithaw1072 Damn straight Miss Heidi.... I only wish another Republican would get in the race, that would be outstanding. But unfortunately they were warned it would be like putting themselves into a coffin and buried alive.
@malenurse1999
@malenurse1999 5 жыл бұрын
Closer to 30 options now, and getting funnier by the day
@malenurse1999
@malenurse1999 5 жыл бұрын
Mimi Boucher you are very strange person. Why would a Republican be in this election? They already have won the prize? They have the Presidency already, would seem silly to run against your own president. By all means keep expanding your list of possibilities it makes for great jokes.
@joerioux6983
@joerioux6983 5 жыл бұрын
The crowd cheers for Beto.... That's your crowd Billl.
@geraldhuber7728
@geraldhuber7728 5 жыл бұрын
When t rump and Beto were having campaigns in El Paso. Beto had 8000-9000 attendees while t rump boasted of 35,000 when the stadium he was in has a capacity of 10,000. Just more lies to inflate his ego.
@SayntPx
@SayntPx 5 жыл бұрын
Bernie 2020
@Hirnlego999
@Hirnlego999 5 жыл бұрын
"Let's stop orange" Precisely!
@thacrypt223
@thacrypt223 5 жыл бұрын
Bernie 2020. He is the only candidate that represents some sort of dignity and honesty.
@PDXMILO
@PDXMILO 5 жыл бұрын
Tulsi too
@codybrown9188
@codybrown9188 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@nostalgicwiz3977
@nostalgicwiz3977 5 жыл бұрын
A Fuller House episode should teach Aunt Becky about cheating lol
@infinitude7625
@infinitude7625 5 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Warren 2020!
@louise-yo7kz
@louise-yo7kz 5 жыл бұрын
Bill letting it rip!
@khatool
@khatool 5 жыл бұрын
I was on the toilet and let out a big fart, and Bill Maher paused and asked his audience "you heard that, right?" And I have never felt so violated.
@harryrosson9499
@harryrosson9499 5 жыл бұрын
Is this college admission scandal really a surprise to anyone? Really?!
@jimweaver2453
@jimweaver2453 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I quit voting in 1996 no apologies no regets. Just happy now to sit and watch the fire.
@sdsumiguel5937
@sdsumiguel5937 5 жыл бұрын
Aunt Becky better hope the judge will HAVE MERCY!
@cryss.5894
@cryss.5894 5 жыл бұрын
5:50 wooooooo!!!! Bill: that was a joke Woooosh
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