Reasons you should introduce Kingdom Hearts to your friends.

[@migulofhearts]

Sora literally saved the world from eternal darkness and yet he’s on the naughty list because he said he didn’t believe in Santa as a kid.

[@Gunplabro]

Talk shit get hit.

[@Hopper_Arts]

We don't talk shit about Santa in this house

[@tirrelljones3348]

Technically he saved a lot of worlds and restored them from darkness and oblivion. That doesn't mean a thing to Sandy Claus.

[@vitXras]

Sounds just like religion

[@rosariocrimson]

Naughty would imply he's getting coal, I think he's more on a 'skip this kid' list, that or Santa was just messing.

[@roaringchaos3727]

"No wonder no one wants to die." Best Roast of a Final Fantasy character against a Disney villain

[@oblibeggar7571]

and the only one lol

[@DuskNeko]

Can't believe Woody beat that with "my guess is that no one's ever loved you before"

[@ikagura]

Ironically said by someone who's already dead

[@رغيدزركلي]

Yup WE final fantasy fans have won

[@michaeljames6737]

where

[@alpha_jasperflair1097]

2:03 find you a guy the way Riku looks at himself Riku: I love me Other Riku: I love me he says

[@patch141]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA "I LOVE ME, ME SAYS" BXBSJZHDJHDDBD PERFECT HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@GattoCatto_]

LOL

[@alexmerriweather3143]

"I'm me he says..."

[@corpsenymph4644]

*I AM A SHADOW, THE TRUE SELF*

[@iancomtois9832]

@@corpsenymph4644 *I AM THOU, THOU ART I*

[@ltb1345]

@@iancomtois9832 *NO, YOU'RE NOT ME!*

[@IvoryCaffeine_]

I like the part where he is him

[@dormin2749]

" *PERSONA!* "

[@annamarie-k3y]

0:34 I'm Sora sir! Hm Sora... The writing: ↘️⤴️⬅️↩🔄↩⬅️↘️⬇️

[@iancomtois9832]

Isn't that the input for Hazama's "Hungry Darkness of 1000 Souls"?

[@rodzjunk7141]

The writing: ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡ b a

[@highrunner3902]

LET’S DEE DEE AAARRR

[@verkbut]

@@iancomtois9832 LMAOO

[@alpha_jasperflair1097]

@@iancomtois9832 why do i see you everwhere even at pinterest btw hi again

[@JesseColton]

"I am the lord of the dead!" "Huh. No wonder no one wants to die." *OHHHHHH CROWD GOES WILD*

[@WizzOfIzz]

*APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA*

[@chaoticzer0688]

“911 what’s your emergency?” “Yeah I’d like to report a murder”

[@MadMalManny]

Hades: I AM THE LORD OF THE DEAD! Auron: *I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career*

[@sammyisnthere]

WORLDSTARRRRR

[@TheVaultNerd]

Auron must have his celestial weapon equiped, because he just straight up Overkilled Hades.

[@tegelstenen4178]

I need a video just showing all the awkward pauses in the middle of every sentence

[@GoeTeeks]

If you actually really listen to some voice lines in KH2, you can pick out when the splice different takes of the recording together. Sometimes mid-word. It's especially noticeable with DiZ's lines.

[@harrisonstandring7446]

Riku: *has a sultry moment with himself* Sora & Kairi: the f*ck he doin over da

[@MelonHere20]

Lmao

[@ShootingStarNeo]

Self-love… win?

[@shiethegal]

GOD DAMMIT NO!! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS ONCELER SH!T AGAIN!!!😫

[@ianstephenson1641]

What the Riku doin?

[@essiejazzy3261]

Ayo what the dog doin😳

[@evie5375]

i've never played kingdom hearts but the santa part killed me

[@sirdootdoot2430]

The gameplay is great, the story is confusing, the cutscenes are either good, awkward, or hilarious. Or a mix of all.

[@CavemanNo.12]

@@sirdootdoot2430 all in all, it's completely worth your time

[@world_ends_with_bread_9207]

PLAY IT

[@JackieOwl94]

What have you been doing all your life?

[@iancomtois9832]

Santa can seriously hold a grudge!

[@lucylu3342]

Sora is the purest boi and that's why he canonically has the ability to reject death

[@saxtonhale6029]

Sora is Wario confirmed

[@Fenyx_Birb]

That implies Wario is pure

[@drdca8263]

@@Fenyx_Birbpure garlic

[@orangexlightning]

I can't get over the fact that Santa is holding something Sora said when he was 8, against him at 15. Like. That's not how the list works XD It's annual.

[@tejasgokhale7783]

So does that mean Santa became corrupted by Twitter? Because that would be very concerning

[@melm9769]

Cancel culture even reaches the North Pole

[@lazernor]

Once you get off the lists you can't get back on.

[@Crowlum]

Santa can be petty too

[@mageyplss]

Santa holds grudges put him on the Naughty list & give him a knife in his chest.

[@SolarisTwili]

I found an alternative title: *Sora and Riku being immature teenagers for 3 minutes straight*

[@SkittleJawnz]

7 games straight*

[@SolarisTwili]

@@SkittleJawnz TRUE

[@mthcomics4002]

I love this cause all the “why u can’t show kingdom hearts” videos are exactly why you SHOULD :,D

[@Kingu-Sama]

1:40

[@Kingu-Sama]

We can't say ALL

[@robertflinch2447]

Bad dialogue?

[@Kafka_Garezerra]

@@robertflinch2447 All dialogue looks bad when it's taken out of context.

[@TimothyGod]

This is a different one tho. It says you SHOULD

[@BigSmoke420_]

"You could say, I'm the biggest nobody of them all" "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@larsthemartian9554]

CRAAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIIN

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

Hearing Xion scream in distress broke my heart... Then Saïx calling her broken? That's just BM, Saïx.

[@lightningcore4187]

2:19 i dont care how edgy that line is, i love it too much

[@professorpenguin6884]

I think Roxas's response excuses the edginess tbh. It's one of the best self-aware moments in the series

[@killerbug05]

@@professorpenguin6884 kind of a having your cake and eating it too moment, they get to make the cheesy edgy line and make fun of it too, but hey who tf has ever had a birthday where they didn't eat their own cake.

[@Sheik-yo9fj]

@@killerbug05 Lmaoooo

[@Emu-]

I love how there's a recurring theme of the outfits. First, it was Chains and Belts, Then it was zippers & Belts, and Now it's plaid with buttons.

[@briang3598]

Zipper era best era

[@ms.pirate]

What's next in the emo styles of kingdom hearts?

[@divaalfirman3295]

2:55 Sora, my dear boy, by this point you've ran into giant robot Heartless, Nobodies, cult members in black hoodies, a literal three-headed dog, been turned into a mermaid and a lion cub, been turned into computer data, and even met Santa Claus If talking gargoyles still surprise you then Idk what to tell you man maybe this whole Keyblade thing just isn't for you

[@cheeseium]

well that is what that game was about

[@yoshi_chuck05]

Yeah you got a point. Sora has been through a lot of stuff right about now that anything like talking Gargoyles shouldn’t be much of a shocker. 😂😂😂

[@PrevTsukasaRui]

Oh yea and his best friend in a black hoodie... TWICE

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

And his (literal) other half, too.

[@hayleyscomet3447]

Having grown up on this series and still not filling understanding the timeline I would hate to see how people just joining in feel.

[@jupiter843]

I doubt any of us know exactly what happened in DDD

[@joshuapierce7989]

Pancake-kun's Best Friend Evil guy from the past tried to get inside the young boy that is the protagonist, I think that’s a good summary

[@tegelstenen4178]

Recently started playing, have gone through KH, COM and half of KHII, things are making sense rn but I'm kinda worried about the next titles

[@pulluponkhaleeq]

Darth Backstabber everything stops making sense after KH2 lmao

[@chailatte8559]

Uh hi...

[@iancomtois9832]

1:17 Kairi, Donald, and Goofy bouncing in the background with sound effects gets me every time XD

[@sora_keychain5510]

And Mickey not caring and just staring into the void

[@alpha_jasperflair1097]

@@sora_keychain5510 thinking about why he did not saved Aqua

[@Sheik-yo9fj]

@@alpha_jasperflair1097 :'(

[@cucumberjoe6824]

0:05 sora has seen jesus

[@رغيدزركلي]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣o🤣🤣🤣🤣oh my god🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cucumberjoe6824]

@@رغيدزركلي no

[@mcxopjesh]

I believe the timestamp you are looking for is 2:52

[@mayoayo7107]

1:24 When your friends are in a bad mood but you hit them with the thing that makes them laugh the most

[@MistaBrandoVA]

The best scene that encapsulates the wonderful ridiculousness of the series is Goofy’s fake out death and Mickey swearing revenge, ripping off his black coat and charges into battle. It’s the goofiest thing and I love it.

[@jamesstaton3265]

Sora being hyped to meet Saint Nick continues to be absolutely wonderful.

[@amberpasta9379]

“I meant your name” will always kill me 😂

[@midnightstarlis6405]

that replica riku and riku moment killed me lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Yommi20000]

Sora getting surprised by talking gargoyles is funny considering he has a talking duck and talking dog on his team

[@theb2rd]

2:13 Is this what they mean when they say to love yourself?

[@ymitions]

THIS-

[@ms.pirate]

Nu!

[@ZorkasIshmael]

Selfcest for the win!

[@SpikeTheWolf]

Loki moment

[@TorManiak]

Meanwhile that whole exchange also basically means suicide.

[@valetheshifter2455]

Been in the kingdom hearts franchise for 9 years now and it’s amazing

[@acehealer4212]

1:17 I love Sora so much

[@ruby.the.weirdo]

I played kingdom hearts recoded quite a few years ago and immediately fell in love with him lol

[@patch141]

He's such a lovable dumb-dumb. I can't stop watching that scene.

[@Zarolea]

I played this growing up. Now I've started playing it with my little nephews. It's cute. They love Sora.

[@delete---7593]

Yeah......

[@chelsay7009]

HAHAHAHA when Ven and Roxas stared at each other BRUHHH

[@allygator651]

After that Sora in Smash reveal people really need this

[@ms.pirate]

I'm so happy he's in smash!

[@finnianheart]

THR SCENE WITH RIKU AND REPLIKU WHEN I TELL YOU I SAID "WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE ROMANTIC SUBTEXT HERE?" WHEN I FIRST SAW IT....

[@رغيدزركلي]

Yeah..just get used to it..also its not supposed to be gay its supposed to be wholesome and good character development for rikuplica so just leave the shippers and have fun but take the shippers as just joking people and be nice to them anyways🙂😁😀

[@jakelane7468]

@@رغيدزركلي You said this already, stop.

[@رغيدزركلي]

@@jakelane7468 this is literly the first reply on this comment

[@jakelane7468]

@@رغيدزركلي And you said this to like 4 other people. Let people interpret what they want.

[@Volumixen]

One of my favorite lines in the whole series is the exchange between Hades and Auron. "Did you forget who you are talking to?! I am the Lord of the DEAD!!" 'Hmph, no wonder no one wants to die.' And also "Perhaps I'm all that ever was." 'I meant your name.' Like he was like 'I have been through a lot already, and I'd rather not put up with this bs too.'

[@spinz7306]

2:18 oh great, now this is gonna become a thing

[@lisacarpenter3787]

It raises the question: if they develop a relationship, does it count as incest?

[@spinz7306]

@@lisacarpenter3787 oh shi-

[@zeynepavsar7533]

@@lisacarpenter3787 i dont know anything about kh. Are they copies?

[@zeynepavsar7533]

@@lisacarpenter3787 or one is in a different timeline??

[@lisacarpenter3787]

@@zeynepavsar7533 In rechain of memories, Organization XIII uses a replica to copy everything Riku is (including his memories) to be able to use Riku as their weapon. In a way, the replica is like a living doll. KH sort of implies/states that the replicas became real people though, so even though he is a copy the replica is also his own version of Riku and his own person. The replica got lost in the darkness and time works differently there. That's most likely why he is younger than the real Riku. Just pretend it makes sense. That's what I do. 😁

[@alyssakennedy2816]

Alternative title: *Sora getting excited for almost ding dang everything*

[@ms.pirate]

Why dose sora reminds me of me? I swear, if a key blade grows out of my hand

[@Lion09887]

Santa: name Xehanort Santa: ah here you are on the nice list

[@Crow__007]

“Did somebody mention the door to darkness?”

[@EmeraldCyborg]

I like how half of this video is just Sora being adorable

[@patch141]

The best part 😎

[@samflood5631]

1:24-Maybe Riku could pull off his derp face in the Kingdom Hearts animated pilot. The "There's a magic lamp" face.

[@professorpenguin6884]

2:30 I love DDD but I'll never understand why they decided to make Sora a complete moron all of a sudden

[@dmas7749]

he was always a kind but excitable moron, but DDD made those traits so overblown it ruins him

[@mizzix]

Same, his body changed but not his mind

[@emmapolcyn9505]

All of a sudden?

[@sora_keychain5510]

I like to imagine that it's because he's asleep. I know that when I dream, I tend to care more about the experience rather than being logical

[@bookfan1239]

Sora_Keychain If that was the case, why did it only apply to Sora and they didn’t make Riku a little dumber too? I think it was just bad writing for Sora

[@Delicashilous]

0:56 - 1:07 when the King says "stfu", then you fteakn stfu, Hades!

[@dagaki3793]

0:43 twitter in a nutshell

[@badatmathhh]

Fr people are basically getting cancelled for what their dad said in 7th grade

[@ms.pirate]

Based!

[@NinjaSox7]

The Xion scream is still the funniest thing in 358/2 Days

[@yd_things]

What about "Roxas, that's a stick"?

[@MinisodaMinnesota]

0:23 "We can go see Santaaaa!" OMG HE'S SO INNOCENT, PROTECT THIS BOI AT ALL COST-

[@MadMalManny]

2:43 Roxas: Who Are You? Ventus: I am You Roxas: No I am Me Ventus: I Am Also Me Roxas: *DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE SYSTEM SHUTDOWN*

[@Hozazer]

sora being hyped for seeing santa is the most heartwarming thing in kh2

[@fink_rat]

DDD sora does not have access to Goofy's functioning braincell

[@justakuudere]

“I’m the Lord of the Dead!” “No wonder no one wants to die…”

[@ms.pirate]

"YOU ARE FIRED" *turns into a orange-yellow flame*

[@paperluigi6132]

Having played Melody of Memory as my first Kingdom Hearts game (I was desperate to play the series and it being a recap of the story was better than nothing), I think I can say that I missed so much and now want to play the series more than ever. My only hope is atleast KH 1 and 2 on the Switch.

[@munjiful]

It probably wont come to switch but you can watch the cutscene movies on youtube if you really wanna know the story, it’s really worth it. or the summary videos. I recommended summaries for kh 1 + chain of memories, then watch the cutscene movies for 358/2 days, kh2, birth by sleep, re:coded, dream drop distance, birth by sleep 0.2, x back cover, then kh3. This is a good order to understand everything. Some people say to do kh2 before 358 but trust me its better to do 358 before kh2. Or if you plan on getting a playstation they have game packs where u can get them all but the story is soo good i wouldnt wait to atleast watch the cutscene movies ^_^

[@bluekel615]

Congrats Its on cloud tho

[@bluekel615]

@@munjiful welp, it happened From the cloud

[@madelinethueson7516]

I believe they’re having all the kingdom hearts games on the switch soon

[@TimmysohnLP]

@Josh Avitia Not just 1,2 and 3 but Rechain of memories, Birth by sleep, Dream Drop Distance and Birth by sleep 0.2 as well. And the cutscene movies of 358/2 Days, Recoded and the animated movie Back cover.

[@Midnight_Warrior]

Come on down to Kingdom Hearts, we got: -Disney characters -Final Fantasy characters -Roasts -A dumbass cinnamon roll -Christmas -Riku

[@BENBROS]

Kingdom heart is fun. my japanese friend recommended me. okay. joined.

[@ionamorwenna5564]

I will forever not understand how Xion's scream became a meme.

[@markrounseville6998]

I think it's due to the timing after what Riku said.

[@ms.pirate]

Xion: ITS NOT FAIR! I'M MORE OF A NOBODY THAN YOU! I'M THE ORGANIZATION'S PUPPET!

[@Kraftium]

"wait ... its all riku clips" "always has been"

[@lightyearpig12]

Kingdom Hearts is pure semi-organized chaos and I love it.

[@fossilfighters101]

also sora being excited about all the weird stuff in the different worlds is wonderful and i wish the games had more of it

[@leoleo4469]

0:08 this line kinda seems strange. like, they called them heartless from the beginning, literally got somewhere with CONTROLLING them, and they still act like they were never here before. they had heartless long before Sora even came in KH1.

[@CreepinCrinoid]

i think Jack forgot because they stopped being relevant. he seems to have a very one-track mind

[@Jac-Man]

KH2 takes place a whole year after KH1, so Jack probably just forgot what they were called in that time and took a sec to remember what they were called once they started being an issue again.

[@trickster_ishere]

Oh I tried to explain my friends about kingdom hearts. And they called me nerd.

[@jakelane7468]

Get new friends, true friends shouldn't shame thier friend over something innocent they like.

[@trickster_ishere]

@@jakelane7468 thanks

[@jakelane7468]

@@trickster_ishere no problem

[@obiwan8934]

Me explaining this to my best friend: Many many hours later and that's the story so far my best friend: ... okay I belive you

[@Julius_Strife]

I enjoy that half of this is Riku related

[@roxas1382]

2:04 Me: lol Rikucest *romantic music plays* Me: NO I WAS JOKING

[@karurosu4121]

man sora is such a stupidly likeable character

[@VentoHanto]

I feel like half of this was just Riku

[@thumbaumrrr]

"You could say I am... The biggest nobody of them all..." "HEEUUUEAUGGHAAAAAAH"

[@naboli698]

1:12 Voicecrack? From kh2 sora? Man he sure ages slowly both physically and psychically

[@MarKreationsStudios]

"I'm what's left. Or... maybe I'm all there ever was." Such a weird line, but I love it

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

This game did so much for hot topic

[@NotTheGodOfWar]

Spooky Christmas Sora is best Sora

[@ThePsychicClarinetist]

Spooky Christmas Sora is pretty damn great. But I'll give ya one that's even better (in my opinion, of course): Lion Sora is my favorite. 🥰

[@noblesseoblige1076]

@@ThePsychicClarinetist valid point. 😸

[@NauyaIsOnline]

I didn't catch the double entendre with Jack in Halloween town till I was much older. The fellows who want to spoil Halloween AND Christmas are *Heartless* When it hit me the first time I couldn't stop laughing.

[@honeybee6356]

2:14 So to sum it all up, Riku not only is in love with Sora but also has fruity thoughts for his former dark self in which it also replicated those fruity thoughts? Oh okay then swell.

[@rizikos_]

Santa sure can hold a grudge dAmN

[@ShaneHoehn]

Sora is just as easily excitable as I am lol

[@currentlybeingremade9706]

Neku in KH was the sole reason i started the series

[@destroyermcw626]

“That’s a mouth full”

[@grilledeel6042]

Okay in Sora's defense, Riku probably told him that Santa doesn't exist

[@mageyplss]

Riku is literally getting flirted with by his own clone

[@Aisha_Gii]

Me in high school: 1:35

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

2:12 Sora: What is happening? Kairi: I don’t know, I just know that I hate it

[@HExtraordinaire]

Alternate title: "Why you shouldn't introduce kingdom hearts to your friends"

[@floofmccloud]

“I meant your name” for some reason I forgot that line was coming 🤣

[@NuniPikachu]

Idk why but xion screaming after riku walks away always gets me😭

[@NicolasMendoula]

Sora is too precious for this world

[@HelloKittySGTC]

To confuse the heck out of them with a twisted story

[@balsamon69]

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance drinking game, take a shot every time Sora goes "Wooow" at everything Actually don't, that's alcohol poisoning

[@cloudshines812]

3:11 Owen Wilson: Finally a worthy opponent… our battle will be legendary!

[@sebastomp2666]

Ventus:that man s an impostor Roxas:that man is the impostor

[@Konobono7]

The amount of times Sora said something that has the letter "W" in DDD ;-;

[@snowdrift6418]

I love Axel 😭❤️

[@AnnyConducter]

2:31 - 3:16 : And now, a brief 3d Dream drop distance reaction montage

[@VinceMouse]

The self bromance absolutely killed me.

[@marshmallowbunni1052]

Why do I feel like the “why i can’t show kingdom hearts to my friends” video was made in response to this? Hahaha

[@Donotdo4044]

Hades getting roasted, getting up on the hydra's back. Man the Olympus Colosseum will always remain my favorite area in the game.

[@Ahh_130]

If I had a quarter every time sora said "woww" or "WoaAh" I'd be rich- heh

[@matthewtwitter5172]

I mean Sora REALLY never went that way ever in Traverse Town KH1, as the postcard box never even moves iirc

[@LivingGuy484]

2:11 OHH God 🤣 I almost fell down from my chair

[@kl3321]

Santa pulling out reciepts on Sora took me out

[@karatecat46]

0:01 Sora.exe has crashed. Again😵

[@lolito9410]

The big reason that we should introduce our friends is D A R K N E S S

[@Maplestarknight]

I still haven't played DDD but Sora was fucking adorable in those cutscenes

[@Alx10k]

"WHOA" - Sora 2012

[@SA-xl1tk]

Sora got cancelled by Santa LOL