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@TheMasterofMasters1 Жыл бұрын
I, Ray Chase, hereby grant you my character's title: The Master of Masters. 👏🎊CONGRATULATIONS!🎊
@Detahramet3 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about Kingdom Hearts is that there are exactly 4 female characters that matter and half of them are Sora.
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge27803 жыл бұрын
and then theres aqua that actully good female character that matters to the plot that isnt sora
@RandoPassingBy3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 And that she is more important than Kairi and actually has a personality……
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge27803 жыл бұрын
@@RandoPassingBy yep you are correct sir
@Gemnist983 жыл бұрын
There’s only Xion though. Unless you’re referring to Namine?
@brave_blue3 жыл бұрын
@@Gemnist98 Namine apparently was made from Sora's body and soul so yeah she is technically a Sora too lol
@chickengoddess33733 жыл бұрын
KH1: Where is Mickey? KH2: where is Riku? KH3: where are the Final Fantasy characters?
@leoleo44693 жыл бұрын
KH3RM: Where is Sora?
@ItsDaKoolaidDude3 жыл бұрын
KHCHI/UC: _...where is my security blanket..._
@commanderjonson26103 жыл бұрын
@@leoleo4469 he dead!
@meepbleep273 жыл бұрын
I thought I was they only one who noticed that I'm like where the fuck is Leon or cloud or yuffie
@jrickducking66853 жыл бұрын
KHXU: where is my wallet
@michaellennerman78444 жыл бұрын
The fact that changing darkness to bees actually made just as much sense as darkness is hilarious.
@failfort78224 жыл бұрын
I mean, it didn't. The original doesn't either though.
@LivingGuy4844 жыл бұрын
@@failfort7822 If you look into your heart, you'll understand the truth. Don't give into the Bees, Kayvee. Join us, jooooin usssssss
@TheHiroClaw1233 жыл бұрын
@@failfort7822 become a BEEkeeper, yaayy!!!
@Deoxys_Used_Mimic3 жыл бұрын
Haha. You said *”bee!”*
@jtplays1933 жыл бұрын
@@failfort7822 Become a beekeeper
@POOFAYMANN3 жыл бұрын
I lost is when Foygoox started explaining his origin story because that sounds like some genuine kingdom hearts shit lmao
@pauligyarto31793 жыл бұрын
The Goofy you know is gone
@sgamerboy-hp4ni3 жыл бұрын
The very thought of Goofy betraying sora and friends is so absurd that it's hilarious lol.
@brianong33593 жыл бұрын
God the name is so KH, if you tell me thats a upcoming character, I’d believe it.
@ltxansta33273 жыл бұрын
The goofy you know is gone...
@pauligyarto31793 жыл бұрын
@@ltxansta3327 IM FOYGOOX
@mysterygamer40865 жыл бұрын
"Joined by goofy and donalds uncosious body" I hate that its true
@silentgamer43685 жыл бұрын
On the bright side Donald doesn't die every two seconds in the 3rd game. On the down side pretty much all the world's have us as observers and not as involved as we used to be.
@HupCapNinja5 жыл бұрын
mystery gamer he’s unconscious could be because you forcing a Mage to be a Tank and he doesn’t have the greatest defense or strength.
@d3caf_latt35 жыл бұрын
I beefed up my Donald because of that. You have to put the right abilities on each.
@silentgamer43685 жыл бұрын
@@HupCapNinja I'm assuming you were trying to respond to me but no, I didn't have him trying to tank anything. I messed with his settings as best I could but he still gets his ass kicked. Even after dumping a ton of Defense boosts and giving him items that boost defense everything wipes the floor with him. KH3 Donald however, you have more customization options and his AI doesn't get caught in a stupid healing loop.
@maddcruiser88745 жыл бұрын
Zettaflare
@newtprince5 жыл бұрын
The fact that the Muppets story could actually happen and is very accurate to what KH does, is kinda scary
@Nyzer_5 жыл бұрын
It's actually not. You see, that bit with Goofy/Foygoox? That's main character/main plot development, and by god, we CANNOT have that in a Disney world. AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL FILLER PLOTS ONLY, NO ITEMS, FINAL DESTINATION.
@fukkthisnewupdate88825 жыл бұрын
Nyzer also Kermit the frog is a main character and therefore would never be bad
@israsaleh4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I thought it was a spoiler
@anabsolutenightmare4 жыл бұрын
Wait, so it’s NOT canon?
@MrGeorgeFlorcus4 жыл бұрын
The best parody is one that almost perfectly imitates the real thing
@zyaicob5 жыл бұрын
"Maleficent, who is absolutely convinced that she is the main antagonist." Every one of these videos has one line that's actually a classic
@RileyIsntDead5 жыл бұрын
Ludo: * Playing charades in the corner. *
@vigilabo30075 жыл бұрын
* humming moth sounds *
@Iambored.com11115 жыл бұрын
Armrest is purple
@nikostyleonyomamacoochie85135 жыл бұрын
Bitch needs to get over herself and work on that sequal
@juanpablorobayo98915 жыл бұрын
when he said that I spat out my fucking soup and had to clean my screen but it was ok because it's SO fucking true
@luisfernandopasquinelli27873 жыл бұрын
It's funny that Goofy being corrupted or substituted for an evil clone when he "died" in KH2 would make sense in Kingdom Hearts, and no one would question it.
@firefrostpeacemaker3 жыл бұрын
It'd make for a great subplot. Imagine facing goofy as a boss.
@InhumanFan983 жыл бұрын
@@firefrostpeacemaker YOUL GET WHAT YOU HEYUCKING DESERVE!!!
@johnnyvibezzz63723 жыл бұрын
@@InhumanFan98 🤣🤣
@supreme_king_obama11583 жыл бұрын
@@InhumanFan98 “WILL GOODY SAY A SWEAR?! LET GOOFY SWEAR!!!!! ‘Fyuck’” Only true chads get the reference
@junegeeitisahardgfulmer79113 жыл бұрын
RTGame Miitopia like-
@toby77355 жыл бұрын
Sora: "RIKU!" *silence* Sora: "...I MEAN DONALD!"
@rasmusazu4 жыл бұрын
Ohh.. I thought he said "Pengu".
@Mykasan3 жыл бұрын
I though he said thank you. Which was hilarious 😆 but wrong
@alpaca_7862 жыл бұрын
I thought he said "y-goof". It's like Goofy, but backwards.
@michaelgrt55876 жыл бұрын
“Watch me remove the subtitles so nobody can understand Donald anymore” lmao it’s true though
@dballz74776 жыл бұрын
Anytime Donald decided to open his mouth they should've had a skip Donald's dialogue button
@speedm2226 жыл бұрын
No seriously, I hope Square took a note from the new Ducktales.
@gamefan73216 жыл бұрын
Subtitles removed critical hit on Donald
@chrisvan26885 жыл бұрын
Seriously donald’s voice was so annoying. Did he ever say anything important that was vital to the story?
@maddiemcnugget10765 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch Duck Tales Donald makes me turn on subs.
@questinator48594 жыл бұрын
Id never thought i see the day where Kermit was playing a ukulele whilst telling me to become a beekeeper.
@MrCrowley24744 жыл бұрын
...that was a banjo...
@E4439Qv54 жыл бұрын
@@MrCrowley2474 yes, but a miniature banjo is also a ukulele. Or a kazooie, idk.
@rynkayz46054 жыл бұрын
@@E4439Qv5 *Spiral Mountain intensifies*
@SurprisinglyDeep4 жыл бұрын
Kermit: "Yeah, it sure was a crazy situation! Of course I come from the swamps of Louisiana and I've played a banjo all my life, so me playing a ukelele isn't so weird."
@snipencelly9683 жыл бұрын
That’s a banjo you uncultured swine
@mr_indie_fan3 жыл бұрын
The "only one" joke is even more funny now that mario held the keyblade in the super smash bros sora reveal trailer
@thejumpboy11853 жыл бұрын
Others can hold the keyblade, but not much else
@BoboUnhinged3 жыл бұрын
@@thejumpboy1185 but he actually used it is the thing
@Whodjathink3 жыл бұрын
@@BoboUnhinged not really. He only threw it. The keyblade is (kinda? Kingdom Hearts fails to explain this itself) sentient and can act on its own. All Mario did was chuck the thing
@gayMath3 жыл бұрын
kirby does though
@overworkedgilgamesh3 жыл бұрын
@@Whodjathink explain kirby then
@Slimecicle6 жыл бұрын
Where can I find the full Simple and Clean cover it made me feel a lot of things
@Scampcam6 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3zKc5uujLKHfa8
@averbeck99176 жыл бұрын
Jonatc87 r/woosh
@slyfoxfan07996 жыл бұрын
Cover :v mah dude not the actual song xD even tho it's very good
@RubyDianArts6 жыл бұрын
I need Jello's cover in my life, the exact one in the vid
@aloisdeladestruction42206 жыл бұрын
Omfg it's slimecicle I can't believe it
@AndheraYoddha5 жыл бұрын
You forgot to add: No matter how hard you try, Goofy will Always be a higher level than you. Always.
@ShockCometComments5 жыл бұрын
I guess you don't play KH till level 99
@AndheraYoddha5 жыл бұрын
@@ShockCometComments Actually, i've never even touched the 90's in any of my games with KH. Never felt the need to :P
@David-nq8cv5 жыл бұрын
That's why he's the villian
@MaxTheManTV5 жыл бұрын
Truee
@heartlessalchemist2335 жыл бұрын
Fuckin. Always.
@FioreFire5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a heart without a body... in other words, a Heartless. Ah yes, a body without a heart... in other words, a No-body. Ah yes...
@andyknightwarden97465 жыл бұрын
I would have named the Heartless "the Heartseekers" instead. And then the Heartless name would have gone to what are now the Nobodies.
@leonmercury37325 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the beings named after a word meaning not being knowledgeable, created by the dude who is absolutely knowledgeable. (I'm talking about the Unversed)
@pdtrx49005 жыл бұрын
Logic
@angelamahnken21165 жыл бұрын
I just got that joke thank you! XD
@radomiami5 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't the Heartless be called the Nobodies and the Nobodies be called the Heartless? Just makes more sense
@hwtvi34664 жыл бұрын
The Kermit and Goofy impressions have no right to be that good.
@malikmuhammad90852 жыл бұрын
Yo red Pikachu
@harveyboi3917 Жыл бұрын
I was more impressed with the Donald impression
@heyoyo10gaming4 Жыл бұрын
I mean, it's ProZD voicing Goofy. He's like, _the_ Goofy voice if we discount the official one.
@JelloApocalypse6 жыл бұрын
For anyone curious, I DID write out Foygoox's entire monologue. I just had to cut most of it because it was so long. Here's the speech in its entirety! GOOFY: Y’see, in the ten seconds I was dead in Kingdom Hearts 2, Xemnas came by and replaced my body with a digital double. He turned the real me into a Heartless, thus creating my Nobody. He then fused the Heartless WITH my double and stored me in Terra’s memories. By doing that I was able to go back in time and become the original Xenahort. My Nobody went on to star in a spin-off game that didn’t actually matter. Also I’m Sora’s dad and you’ve been Maxy all along! I’ve missed ya, son!
@nathanle38896 жыл бұрын
JelloApocalypse You should become a writer for Disney.
@mariehayes296 жыл бұрын
I've missed you too DAD!
@sirbobthemarvelous6 жыл бұрын
I love the effort u put in
@Pugpono6 жыл бұрын
JelloApocalypse You’re a genius. This is genius. 😂🤣
@Sylvastier6 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see the scene animated in KH3
@eskimoof48045 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention how half of Sora’s lines are about Riku
@JoelPerry14 жыл бұрын
Riku! I mean Donald!
@ratwiththepizza5394 жыл бұрын
He has a thing for him. Let's admit that
@AnixZiel4 жыл бұрын
They on all that yaoi shit
@ivanlagrana8784 жыл бұрын
Make sense, he's based on cloud(nomura really like characters with no dick...or with a big closet)
@acerbusthedarkenvtuber56844 жыл бұрын
@@ratwiththepizza539 I think he just views Riku as a brother. Pretty sure Sora has a thing for Kairi, especially if you look at the end of KH3 and Remind.
@Caustic_Prayers19956 жыл бұрын
Oh yea? watch me remove the subtitles so nobody can understand Donald anymore. I absolutely lost it lol
@jakaripresley4116 жыл бұрын
Funniest part of the video 😂 cried just a little bit
@frankponti5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much I am actually literally insane now... This is real
@Blocker54755 жыл бұрын
We all know Donalds greatest enemy is the english language
@SquidLips4135 жыл бұрын
It makes me want a one hour version of Donald freaking out
@blackheartzerotheundergrou32255 жыл бұрын
You won't win Foygoox! We'll just swap out Donald's normal VO for Don Cheadle!
@BrendonTerra Жыл бұрын
The fact the line “It’s Goofy! They put bugs in him!” Is an actual quote from a Kingdom Hearts game justifies this entire video.
@Smellytots Жыл бұрын
For real? (I got stuck on alice in wonderland and never finished the game)
@Noctis2525 Жыл бұрын
@@Smellytots Sorta; the line is "It's Riku! They put bugs in him!" and the context is that this takes place in a digitization of Jiminy's Journal; Data Sora says this about the personification of the Journal taking the form of Data Riku. Maleficent is putting virus bugs into him to corrupt him since her goal at the time is to take over the digital worlds and probe for information about the Book of Prophecies.
@DirtyCommieMedia Жыл бұрын
@@Smellytots It's from Re:Coded, and the line is sora saying "It's Riku! They put bugs in him!" It is one of the funniest lines to come out of the series, and it's even funnier that it's meant as a serious line, the game plays it completely straight.
@Miss_Eldritch11 ай бұрын
That moment when you come back to a video to see someone has made a similar comment that you did, but you got 4 likes and they got almost 300.. sad moments
@calleocho21079 ай бұрын
@@Miss_Eldritchit be like that sometimes
@theanimeunderworld83385 жыл бұрын
Keyblades wielders are like the Jedi, when you think there's only one, there turns out to be more
@adolphaselrah95064 жыл бұрын
Turner B Everyone is a Jedi. No exceptions
@notme61264 жыл бұрын
like vermin, you only see them after they've infested that area
@saber28024 жыл бұрын
Everyone is a Jedi, some just turn evil
@Rhinoftw964 жыл бұрын
or super saiyans
@Jangobadass4 жыл бұрын
Like Kryptonians!
@TheAyreHead5 жыл бұрын
“It’s ____ they put bugs in him.” Sadly, that’s a real line.
@AkumaDayo5 жыл бұрын
Isn't that from re:coded..? Because it's referring to digital bugs if I recall correctly.....?? I'm not sure I think I blocked that game from my memory, I didn't even play it, just watched the cutscenes lmao
@greatestever45685 жыл бұрын
@@AkumaDayo the line is about riku lol and it was recoded
@AkumaDayo5 жыл бұрын
@@greatestever4568 lmao that's exactly as I thought
@IBeforeAExceptAfterK5 жыл бұрын
And here I was thinking it was a continuation of the "bees" joke. Good god, looking in on this series is like watching a dozen train wrecks all happening at once, then finding out that some of the train wrecks happened at different times, and that each wreck had some sort of intricate causal connection to all the others.
@GardenVarietea5 жыл бұрын
@@IBeforeAExceptAfterK So the Polar Express crashed into the Orient Express, while the Owl Express was crashing into him from the side. Also, Phantom Express had already crashed into the Polar Express. Oh, also Chicken Express is here, somewhere
@Jabodie6 жыл бұрын
"During the 10 seconds I was dead in KH2, Xemnas came and replaced my body with a digital double..." that's just too real lmao.
@JohnyK076 жыл бұрын
Sounds so much how square enix would handle the plot, it felt legit
@Sonichero1516 жыл бұрын
If Jello actually calls it..... I'll eat a pair of tims
@JohnyK076 жыл бұрын
Danny Caracciolo Dude, no! Not the Timbs...
@Sonichero1516 жыл бұрын
YES THE TIMBS.... I"LL EAT THE FUCKING TIMBS IF JELLO ACtUALLY CALLS IT
@MrPossessed6 жыл бұрын
Joseph G It’s not Kingdom Hearts without ass-pull plot twists.
@jeffbezos32004 жыл бұрын
Goofy’s explanation of xehanort switching his body in the 10 seconds he was dead made me laugh because I could easily see Nomura thinking “write that down, write that down!”
@shreddedWheatz6 жыл бұрын
"In the 10 seconds I was dead in KHII, Xemnas came by and replaced my body with a digital dummy..." Sounds like a standard kingdom hearts plot twist.
@overlordpichu55776 жыл бұрын
i think thats the saddest part here since it sounds almost believable in kingdom hearts despite being hyperbole. unless jello just leaked info on kingdom hearts 3 plot...
@jopdancing73206 жыл бұрын
you know for a fact that can happen and the explanation might be as stupid.
@jopdancing73206 жыл бұрын
Honestly i just want another great track by Yoko Shimomura tho that's the only guarantee thing in KH now a days.
@Dillo646 жыл бұрын
"What a digital dummy!"
@raycho77856 жыл бұрын
This was so accurate
@joshuajohnson53096 жыл бұрын
Kairi comes in red, amnesia, or absolute sadness. COLLECT ALL 3
@lFede64l6 жыл бұрын
No, she comes in red and amnesia, period.
@joshuajohnson53096 жыл бұрын
Poor sadness, she never had a chance
@damobeck16 жыл бұрын
What’s sadness?
@joshuajohnson53096 жыл бұрын
tragedy fodder. It was either her or mr.Memorized
@skinhead-ej8ff6 жыл бұрын
You forgot kawaii
@jake885 жыл бұрын
Hey at least if Donald’s dead he can’t use all your potions.
@binkyboy4484 жыл бұрын
Gotta give him potions first for that to make any difference. Never give Donald potions.
@cradleofchaos49234 жыл бұрын
I skinned my knee, I must use a hi-potion
@skillyyoshi534 жыл бұрын
I Swear Donald Uses The Potions On Nothing.
@radicallaruby4 жыл бұрын
I never allow party members to use items. Same with Tales of games.
@VBrinkV4 жыл бұрын
There are options to change Donald's actions in the menu. I never knew until a megafan showed me it like 10 years after starting to play the games.
@Ron_Junkman3 жыл бұрын
"Join Sora, Goofy and Donald's unconscious body," I feel that so hard.
@DamontheDemon72 жыл бұрын
Well he’s not wrong. Donald gets knocked out and rendered useless in like 10 SECONDS!!!
@Dat_DekuBoi2 жыл бұрын
Something that always confuses me is that everyone else's Donald can't heal, but mine always will while I'm midway through casting Curaga
@Ron_Junkman2 жыл бұрын
@@Dat_DekuBoi It's mostly to do with the higher difficulties as Donald doesn't get the best HP pool in the late game. Also doesn't help that he is soft on the defense side as well, he is the healer/mage after all
@xenocross65972 жыл бұрын
ZETTAFLAAAAAAARRE
@unkeyboardonated350 Жыл бұрын
@@xenocross6597 Bro please no, you're giving me Vietnam style flashbacks doing that shit
@JDRetrolUtion6 жыл бұрын
3:49 Donald the sock puppet flaps around making loud noises, and that killed me.
@buddy65844 жыл бұрын
"Disney movies told with half the pacing and none of the charm" Hey, just like their live action remakes.
@Sorakeyblademaster374 жыл бұрын
ACCURATE.
@boingboingerson16494 жыл бұрын
at what point did you think disney movies had charm?
@watchervi6604 жыл бұрын
@@boingboingerson1649 Disney and charm? I think you're breaking the laws of balance here buddy.
@neptuneplaneptune33674 жыл бұрын
No.....the Levels atleast have some of the Original Voice Actors. The Live Action Movies are worse.
@the_last_ballad4 жыл бұрын
@@boingboingerson1649 when they were original. Doing the exact same movie, but only changing the least amount possible to make it make sense(for instance, having Will Smith sing Robin Williams's "Friend like me", which was written with Williams talents and personality in mind, instead of having Smith sing his own version. Oh, and then they put Smith's version in the credits) is just aggravating and a waste of potential. Maleficent is the only one that actually is good, because it doesn't tell the exact same story, and therefore has a reason to exist beyond catering to the "cartoons are for children" crowd.
@lambnotica3 жыл бұрын
"Theyre good friends. They eat ice cream!" This sums up Roxas, Axel, and Xion perfectly.
@WarriorofRed Жыл бұрын
'No one is being coerced, do not question.'
@samflood5631 Жыл бұрын
Let’s eat some ice cream, we are best friends.
@neri12204 жыл бұрын
Are they SORA? SORTA! I'm dead
@appalachiabrauchfrau3 жыл бұрын
not pictured: Namine and Xion.
@MegaBluecrest3 жыл бұрын
@@appalachiabrauchfrau well yeah, they're the kai-recolors
@unlimitedeverything66453 жыл бұрын
man I’m dead
@-itzjustthatperson-18583 жыл бұрын
Okay, but think about this : -Roxas is a clone of Ventus -Vanitas is a clone of Sora So... Vanitas and Roxas are clones, and Sora really has nothing to do with the matter except that Sora made Vanitas look the way he is- Oh so dear creator, VENTUS 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 CLONE!
@Y_N20063 жыл бұрын
@@MegaBluecrest i see what you've done there look like a sansational punchline.
@SultanSketches6 жыл бұрын
Okay maybe I'm a sucker for conspiracy theories but I was sold on Goofy's story lmao
@dracodeanglicus38576 жыл бұрын
*_A’hyuck_*
@Alphasolarix6 жыл бұрын
well they seem to have northed aqua everything is possible now
@Intdbtaddhshs6 жыл бұрын
We first heard it here peep! Remind me in February 😂😂
@Auxified6 жыл бұрын
It fits right into the game honestly.
@tigerlily23206 жыл бұрын
👌👌👌
@Jcolefan6586 жыл бұрын
I died when he said Donald's unconscious body since Donald always gets downed before anyone lol
@benns96736 жыл бұрын
That son of a duck never cast the heal.
@roslinlucky4206 жыл бұрын
For me it was always goofy who was useless for me :,)
@INEED2GOHOMENOW6 жыл бұрын
roslin lucky Goofy’s really good as an item mule. He doesn’t do much damage but if you build him right he’s a fucking tank.
@mapasu6 жыл бұрын
Jcolefan658 Donald was always useless for me XD
@neilarmstrong31106 жыл бұрын
I all ways gave him ethers and normal potions in kingdom hearts 1 like 2 potions and everything else was ethers just because he would all ways die and could use cura in fact I would rarely ever use items so I all ways gave them to goofy and Donald, 3 battles later your entire fucking stock is gone and that's with only using items in emergencies
"Sounds vaguely inappropriate...." "I WANT HER TO STEP ON ME!" "That is definitely inappropriate."
@joshkrueger20913 жыл бұрын
Christian is gay
@abbycollins3 жыл бұрын
@@ArcNine9Angel *sobbing* “Aqua got Norted….”
@featurelength50866 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if Kingdom Hearts had a section where Kermit makes you his Sith apprentice and teaches you to fight with bees, I'd be retroactively a fanboy despite being an N64/Gamecube kid at the time.
@tinyz75756 жыл бұрын
Kermit boss battle confirmed
@cringepotato87906 жыл бұрын
Until you say anything remotely bad about Xion
@SuperButterBuns6 жыл бұрын
Yep thats basically it
@rayestar36046 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeey, ButterBuns!!! I would say I'm surprised, but........ it's Kingdom Hearts X,,,,,,,D You love it just as much as I do
@Objectivelyuseless6 жыл бұрын
Hey buns, are you a beekeeper
@slimehermit6 жыл бұрын
Okay I believe you
@mangawaffle66726 жыл бұрын
I really don't like the combat in BBS
@DeltaWave_6 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD IT’S BUNS
@Dragunnitum6 жыл бұрын
3:14 Donald's voice is so adorable xDDDD
@ManectricReturns6 жыл бұрын
He got the voice so perfect
@rebelmariobros62496 жыл бұрын
It's really good
@m0thm4nn6 жыл бұрын
It's better than the original XD
@deathghost656 жыл бұрын
3:49
@amarylily6 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDD I DIED
@Zillionman20103 жыл бұрын
I've never played Kingdom Hearts and always assumed the "Xehanot can track Sora because he has an X on his shirt" was a joke. I've just finished listening to an explanation of the plot and couldn't believe it when I found out that's an actual thing.
@tumultuousv2 жыл бұрын
It's only in 1 game and technically in dream world but not actually dream worlds
@TheMadwomen Жыл бұрын
"Technically in dream world but not actually dream world" tells us exactly what the writing is like.
@familytablet64536 ай бұрын
@@TheMadwomen You speak the truth
@grimbite56255 жыл бұрын
3:51 RIKU!... wait i mean DONALD!
@genesysmartinez69465 жыл бұрын
Heh! Gayyyyyyyy
@Onbutteredtoast5 жыл бұрын
I thought he said thank you
@rufina41355 жыл бұрын
/(ò.ó)┛彡┻━┻(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\
@malak-43485 жыл бұрын
@@genesysmartinez6946 nope
@skydog0_0385 жыл бұрын
@@genesysmartinez6946 how
@Cloudforce16 жыл бұрын
.... Thanks, now I want a Muppet world lol
@SaraAliciaCaster6 жыл бұрын
Everyone are muppets Except sora donald and goofy, Sora wants to be friends with everyone, donald dies, goofy is terrified because he grabbed someone and the sock came off to reveal a black hooded hand
@NailZsama6 жыл бұрын
I know right?! :o
@alexvilla14436 жыл бұрын
I think it’d be a really cool concept lol
@RevolvingCube6 жыл бұрын
Imagine it was Happytime murder instead of the Muppets
@MattchewX5 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I want to hear the rest of the story Foygoox was telling?
@Zilong095 жыл бұрын
He did share it in the comments. I would love to hear prozd say it.
@MattchewX5 жыл бұрын
@@Zilong09 Oh, thanks! I just didn't scroll down far enough. I agree though, it'd be pretty great to hear him actually read it
Goofy: explains his evil plan Sora: singing simple and clean
@sockamine66926 жыл бұрын
Are they Sora *Sorta* Now that's good writing
@tw1ststrpe2166 жыл бұрын
notice that donald turns into your kind at the end. -le gasp- SOCKS ARE TAKING OVER
@sockamine66926 жыл бұрын
Tw1stStr!pe FBI would like to know your location
@Eques_Umbra4 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts: half the characters are Sora, the other half are Xehanort!
@RamZaes6 жыл бұрын
of course you got ProZD as Goofy
@KnightofFunnyJunk6 жыл бұрын
Its because ProZD already made fun of KH on his channel so its Kino Forgetting the fact how much the fandom would totally be down for the idea of having a Goofy subplot that involved him taking a greater investment in wanting to stop the organization if they've corrupted his son Max. The absurdity of it would be spectacular.
@sethhowell30676 жыл бұрын
it's prozd, what'd you expect
@deprogramclips44096 жыл бұрын
Wake me Hyuk inside!
@nathandawe94826 жыл бұрын
I like prozd
@MangaManiac166 жыл бұрын
Who else is better for the part?
@TheApoke6 жыл бұрын
I bet you only made this video to hear prozd do his Goofy voice. I don't blame you.
@orsonzedd6 жыл бұрын
TheApoke *Foygoox
@Vassilinia6 жыл бұрын
I prefer the Donald voice myself. 😆😆
@MelodicQuest6 жыл бұрын
They're on to us!!
@kjgrantz6 жыл бұрын
i keep coming back for the amazing cover of simple and clean
Donald Voice: Perfect Kermit Voice: Amazing Goofy Voice: On point Sora Voice: Pretty Good Simple and Clean Cover: "why did you just play the real song?"
@igor_-35266 жыл бұрын
Donald Glover Voice: God Like
@themightypancake56956 жыл бұрын
Goofy Voice: Oh hey ProZD, fancy seeing you here again
@EddyBinxEB6 жыл бұрын
All I've ever wanted was to have Kermit say "YAAAAAAAY" in Kingdom Hearts and now my life is complete.
@zxshadowxz6 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@jonathantodd69536 жыл бұрын
But who did his voice? I don't see the credit in the credits.
@TheCursereaper4 жыл бұрын
I greatly appreciate that subtle nod to the awkward dialogue pause before literally every reaction shot. Lol
@oraclescionapp63494 жыл бұрын
Me: Wait, it's all bad writing? Jello: Always has been.
@ningefurisuproductions83575 жыл бұрын
Foygoox, he did the nobody naming correctly and calls us the rabid fan base
@superlocke5 жыл бұрын
I think there's one extra O in the name, but it's still hilarious
@TLG_Luke5 жыл бұрын
His name is officially Gooofy now.
@mr.misfit95144 жыл бұрын
I think he added the extra o so nobody would think he was, little did he know I was actually a Heartless
@nexnexus86564 жыл бұрын
Mr. Misfit honestly they would pull that kind of crap
@Sorakeyblademaster374 жыл бұрын
Goofy actually being a Nobody all along, and Sora getting PTSD from it, is a plot twist I would actually expect from Nomura at this point.
@jesterjaded736 жыл бұрын
My favorite character is Donald's unconscious body.
@edengibson10796 жыл бұрын
i agree, he's so full of character
@ToastyBrain6 жыл бұрын
Jester Jaded Donald wasn't that bad in KH2. Until I started Proud mode. Good fucking god that unconscious duck is full of character is should be criminal.
@luckybrinana39796 жыл бұрын
Me too
@ArchivedFox6 жыл бұрын
Neat bit of trivia, Donald doesn't start unconscious, it's not until the cutscene ends and combat becomes a possibility that Donald becomes the amazing character we all know.
@lucidmoth10236 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@raeiina17445 жыл бұрын
Where can I get that half-crying version of simple and clean as my ringtone
@ImmunityAnimations5 жыл бұрын
I need it
@sarahperkins38165 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the version with the Donald duck voice singing it? It's on Scrubadub dubs..
@Galactic_Rabbit5 жыл бұрын
@@sarahperkins3816 also the duck voice actor is Sylvie from epithet erased
@danieldishon6884 жыл бұрын
"You can eventually unlock abilities the game thinks should be optional.....like dodging " That one really got me.
@PrinceNeos Жыл бұрын
*eyes Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix*
@paprcicada Жыл бұрын
the first time i played KH2 final mix i didnt understand how drive forms worked, so i didnt get dodge roll untill thE ROXAS FIGHT
@WarriorofRed Жыл бұрын
@@PrinceNeos I had to think about that for a moment, but yeah.
@Oreboat Жыл бұрын
I never got dodging in my playthrough of KH2 final mix since I always stuck to valor form
@WarriorofRed Жыл бұрын
@@Oreboat Understandable, I honestly really liked Valor form but to be honest I never really used any of the forms outside of leveling them up
@drawinglikeasir6 жыл бұрын
You actually just broke down Kingdom Hearts in 5 Minutes. I feel like there's gotta be an award for this
@twinkiesmaster696 жыл бұрын
The video was uploaded like 2 minutes ago how did you...?
@Tax-Goblin6 жыл бұрын
@@twinkiesmaster69 magic
@buggy52586 жыл бұрын
@@twinkiesmaster69 Darkness
@VGJ90446 жыл бұрын
There is, it's called "Fanbase Backlash"
@Meowblivion6 жыл бұрын
there's an award LVL 100 SPEED
@SpankSandwitch996 жыл бұрын
I feel thoroughly attacked, and I love it.
@Sauceddie6 жыл бұрын
This makes Xehanort the Queen Bee! Good luck getting that image out of your head.
@michaelrosenstock91876 жыл бұрын
And his husband DR. BEES !!!
@runningoncylinders38296 жыл бұрын
But he'll never be ROYAL!
@DaFro37136 жыл бұрын
I mean he has dominion over all things bees, so yeah
@TheBonkleFox Жыл бұрын
Actually there are thirteen queen bees and Vanitas is effectively a reincarnation of one of them.
@thebilbyguy4 жыл бұрын
That "Goofy digital double" part is the most hilariously perfect parody of this series.
@androgynous76785 жыл бұрын
Sora: "Riku!" Sora: "Wait...I mean... Donald!" 😂
@bandicootsauce45696 жыл бұрын
You broke me at "Donald's unconscious body." Edit: Whoa, eight hundred likes overnight! Cheers, fellas!
@olly.speaks6 жыл бұрын
Crash's Underwear at least Hyper Healing exists
@gam3army6 жыл бұрын
XD ditto. So many on that on kh1...
@ninaboninabananafofannaosa136 жыл бұрын
He broke me at Bees
@Klonoahedgehog6 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that that I couldn't breathe.
@strangestperson31666 жыл бұрын
Same. Just same. I couldn't not.
@inaaraz43276 жыл бұрын
I don't like that this is accurate
@Nixus2376 жыл бұрын
Only half accurate
@ghxst-note98086 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@tatemurphy39435 жыл бұрын
Who's that kitsune character at 1:05
@voidbg70175 жыл бұрын
@@tatemurphy3943 oh she's from the movie
@TheOne_Zawan5 жыл бұрын
Deal with it
@mayoayo71074 жыл бұрын
Sora's the only keyblade wielder THE ONLY- Keyblade Graveyard: Am I a joke to you?
@TheAdventStudio3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@woomod24453 жыл бұрын
@@TheAdventStudio Was about to say this.
@psidrako2 жыл бұрын
Ansem, Keeper of Bees and Bexes make Queen Bee Xeanort
@optimaltt6070 Жыл бұрын
It's a reference to how the first game initially gave the impression that Sora was the only one, based on Aerith, Yuffie and Squall's explanation. Then billions of others show up with time.
@TheMasterofMasters1 Жыл бұрын
If you want to know my true identity, find my shadow again in the Keyblade Graveyard world that never was.
@loudinternalscreaming45436 жыл бұрын
This is a painfully accurate explanation of my favourite game series and I’m not sure if I should hate it with all of my being or love it. Edit: For those that think I hate this, I don’t, I absolutely fucking love it and have watched it like 20 times
@LeMasterofSwords6 жыл бұрын
Cornist love it
@floofmccloud6 жыл бұрын
I know i kept bouncing back and forth between 😡 and 🤣
@mrautauga12236 жыл бұрын
Cornist Yes
@cakeisthebestintheworld6 жыл бұрын
Why not both? The star wars fandom's doin it.
@sethhowell30676 жыл бұрын
I don’t know, there are some moments that are either subjective are incorrect
@olddays56564 жыл бұрын
KH1: A boy goes out in the world to save his friends KHChain: A boy loses his way and forgets his way home KH2: A boy grows up and finally brings his friends home Like honestly that's literally all they needed. Just simple and clean
@MrAuthor3DS4 жыл бұрын
KHCoded: A boy program learns how to be hurt. KH358/2: A boy gets a job, but then quits. KHBirth: Three sheltered youngsters get used. KH3D: Two boys sleep through their test. KH0.2: A girl almost makes it home, but gets shoved through the wrong door. KH3: A boy gets everybody home, but gets kicked out of his reality.
@sweeety9694 жыл бұрын
He said the name of the song!!!!!
@ggs274 жыл бұрын
@@MrAuthor3DS Nice sumary
@saltkeeper443 жыл бұрын
DDD: ??????
@Dan558883 жыл бұрын
KH3. Boy travels around the least amount of large but empty worlds yet, accomplishes nothing then back end does everything last minute
@EtNoika6 жыл бұрын
Wait. Wait. Goofy being replaced by an evil clone from the brief time he was dead in KH2 actually makes a disturbing amount of sense. Why does it make a disturbing amount of sense.
@JASONAMANO6 жыл бұрын
Because its kingdom hearts
@ChrizdaBiz6 жыл бұрын
Because kingdom hearts. Duh
@qwormuli776 жыл бұрын
Because everything i KH makes a disturbing amount of sense. As in, no sense.
@Ant0nKnee6 жыл бұрын
That's not how sense works... Usually if something makes sense, you don't have to question why it makes sense... Hence the whole point of sense.... Sense sense sense...
@joeneal56396 жыл бұрын
It’s because it allows for him to something something x-blade
@kmac2913 жыл бұрын
I like how “Xehanort can track Sora because he has an X on his shirt” sounds made up for the video but no it’s real I watched this before I knew that fact and legitimately thought that Jello made it up EDIT: SO IS THE “THEY PUT BUGS IN HIM” LINE??? COME ON DISNEY
@Xahnel3 жыл бұрын
I mean... X marks the spot, and magic is all symbolism. The real question is did Xehanort put the x in his own name so he could track himself across time, and also does he get a migraine from the feedback loop of pinging himself?
@poecollector643 жыл бұрын
@@Xahnel Yes which is why he's always carrying around that bottle of excedrin, which also conveniently has an x in the name
@Jackbarrany3 жыл бұрын
@@Xahnel DONT TRY TO VALIDATE THE ASTONISHINGLY LAZY WRITING!!
@om584993 жыл бұрын
Wow that is lazy writing
@Xahnel2 жыл бұрын
@@Jackbarrany hey man, magic be magic, you can make it do anything you like. Names have always held power in magic ideas. Symbology has always held power. That's why the blood of virgins and a demon's true name as such cliches. The blood symbolizes innocence and the violation of it. The name symbolizes knowledge and the control knowledge grants. Japanese as a language is highly symbolic in nature. You can see this idea in much better peices of media, like Spirited Away, where the witch steals portions of people's names to forcibly take control over them. The nobodies are renamed by Xemnas to symbolize the birth of a new being, the point of commonality that binds the team, his control over that new being, and more directly, as a secret method of magical control. The shirt mark is just an expansion on that idea. Sora would have never accepted being renamed so that this magic symbol is a part of his very being, so Xehanort did the next best thing, and snuck it on to his person in a way that no one would notice: by taking of everyone's weird fashion choices.
@whickur6 жыл бұрын
Maleficent, Pete, and I guess her Raven are basically Team Rocket at this point.
@jadenfunk39046 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!
@MrPossessed6 жыл бұрын
I’d put Hades in there too, since he gets shoehorned into every game just to get a paddlin’.
@zachanikwano6 жыл бұрын
At least Team Rocket is endearing
@silverdragon1226 жыл бұрын
Team rocket is not endearing if you're over 10 years old.
@cdubsb38316 жыл бұрын
@@silverdragon122 I am in my twenties and team rocket is the only thing keeping pokemon show alive in my eyes. Bless them.
@ryanluther57855 жыл бұрын
“They are good friends. They eat ice cream. _No one is being coerced, _*_do not question”_*
@CookieCutter074 жыл бұрын
I thought it was "the worst"!
@jsc1jake5124 жыл бұрын
I will not question, but only if I can join the side of *B* *E* *E* *S*
@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl2 жыл бұрын
“That’s it. Keep smiling. Everyone’s happy. Or whatever the closest thing to happiness you can feel considering that you aren’t supposed to feel anything.”
@Moonstar794 жыл бұрын
Normal villains: Ignore the light, Sora. The bees are nothing to fear. Kermit: Ignore the light, Sora! The *BEES* are nothing to *FEAR!*
@josstarfluff50523 жыл бұрын
You know I bet if kermit told sora to trust the darkness.. I mean bees he would instantly join the dark side
@althea71813 жыл бұрын
become a BEEKEEPERRR
@waffleboy4193 жыл бұрын
@@althea7181 you can have all this power and more!!! YaAaAAAaAAaAY!!!
@althea71813 жыл бұрын
@@waffleboy419 why i read that in kermit's voice lmao
@waffleboy4193 жыл бұрын
@@althea7181 beats me
@thecrazyape70513 жыл бұрын
2:44 'Wow, was the writing always this bad?' I LITERALLY asked that when I visited the Pride Lands again in KH2 and realized the freaking level is optional as hell.
@tomasfong403 жыл бұрын
disney worlds in a nutshell
@thatbluegamet3 жыл бұрын
WAIT IT WAS OPTIONAL!?!?
@amimiami823 жыл бұрын
@@thatbluegamet he means plottwise. U cant skip the area to progress the game, but the world itself doesnt contribute to the story.(personally i hates it so i actually hope they had made it optional lol)
@ketchuplover61602 жыл бұрын
@@amimiami82 nope, you just never have to go there at all in addition, you also don't need to visit space paranoids for the second time either
@jstar3382 Жыл бұрын
I skipped half the cutscenes in that worldmi got so tired of it
@PeruvianUnicorn6 жыл бұрын
Removing the subtitles from Donald is probably the most evil thing i have seen today.
@amalkaraly6 жыл бұрын
I know
@rimead94436 жыл бұрын
True
@Texan.Insomniac6 жыл бұрын
3:44 * Millions die in a pointless war * *Me* : that sucks * Goofy removes subtitles from Donald * *Me* : _This is worse than the Holocaust, Malaria and Peodos combined and needs to be banned by the U.N. now_
@HuyenPhan-ir2wo6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Kingdom Hearts, I don't feel so good.
@directorkrennic1296 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way darkness should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The darkness, of course, flies anyway because darkness doesn't care what humans think is impossible.
@Double4006 жыл бұрын
Darkness Movie
@gorilla64336 жыл бұрын
Darry darkness benson
@ManusiaKagakRusuh6 жыл бұрын
Indeed ... And they make a superbly delicious edible existence ... I love Honey of Darkness ...
@android19willpwn6 жыл бұрын
"Because Darkness doesn't care what humans think is impossible" could be the tagline for Kingdom Hearts
@Bmaster10016 жыл бұрын
and now playing “I believe in a thing called love” by The Bees
@conspireing60146 жыл бұрын
O K A Y I B E L I E V E Y O U 2:10
@misterbadguy73256 жыл бұрын
Bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees within bees awaits you
@crestianroxas47826 жыл бұрын
@@misterbadguy7325 that seems very horrible for the bees i now feel sorry for the bees
@joshriley29366 жыл бұрын
HE KNOWS ABOUT JUSTAPANCAKE AAAAAAAHHHH!!
@ttahadrianex3 жыл бұрын
3:06 The fact that he put Kermit and perfectly nailed his voice is stupidly hilarious.
@harrymillar41932 жыл бұрын
Kermit? What about Donald XD That’s beyond perfect
@ttahadrianex2 жыл бұрын
@@harrymillar4193 your right
@grahamkristensen93016 жыл бұрын
A list of things that happened between Kingdoms 2 and 3: -3 presidents -3 Smash games -11 Assassin's Creed games -3 different Spider-Man actors -Ash losing the League Championship in 4 different regions -All of Homestuck
@Zeldafan1ify6 жыл бұрын
- A bunch of Zelda game releases and a bunch of Mario games
@calibur59876 жыл бұрын
Three evangelion movies
@calibur59876 жыл бұрын
@@Zeldafan1ify thats normal, 13 fucking years
@Emisop6 жыл бұрын
All the FNAF games.
@Deletaste6 жыл бұрын
Infinity War, Incredibles 2...
@LeonBleak6 жыл бұрын
That Puppet show part was just brutal. Also loved the art style :D
@Ventus_S6 жыл бұрын
It's also the most accurate part of the entire video lolz.. The story really is like that, tossing you bs and you just have to take it, while thinking wtf is going on.
@LeonBleak6 жыл бұрын
"In the 10 seconds I was dead in KH2, Xemnas came by and replaces My Body with a digital double, Blah blah blah BEES..." - Foygoox 2018
@MichaelPhillips-jw4bj6 жыл бұрын
yeah its accurate because it mostly happened lol. during the 10 seconds of soras ''death'' 37 characters were born and one was a girl. then ....
@cometgravity5 жыл бұрын
"join sora, goofy, and donald's unconscious body" IM CRYING
@KazuhaEien4 жыл бұрын
Sammmeeeeee
@candycoatedrox3 жыл бұрын
“Join Sora, Goofy, and Donald’s unconscious body” actually had me laughing out loud
@billygabrielz5 жыл бұрын
"During the ten seconds I was dead in Kingdom Hearts 2..."
@AutisticMagolorSmileyGuy5 жыл бұрын
"Xemnas came by and replaced my body with a digital double..."
@TiStardust5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Magolor Guy I knew it!!
@lucianluine73565 жыл бұрын
Jorge J. Davila "He turned the real me into a Heartless, thus creating my Nobody...."
@crystalnae31225 жыл бұрын
@@lucianluine7356 "...Simple and clean is the WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT...!"
@kacpercicharski34315 жыл бұрын
@@crystalnae3122 (bees fly in sora's mouth)
@johntumahab3236 жыл бұрын
"The Sortas - Are they Sora? Sorta!" Damnit, now I wish I could make a meme of that...
@Lizarius6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Kai-recolors.
@johntumahab3236 жыл бұрын
But...then it'd be stealing from JelloApocalypse...
@TripleYagh5 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this video, I found my profile pic for the years to come, good stuff!
@herivelton19735 жыл бұрын
Perfection.
@charlesdunn11995 жыл бұрын
Seriously
@anastasiachebotareva90885 жыл бұрын
You should've picked 4:11
@Voxmara5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Zen-fj5iy5 жыл бұрын
I see the deed has been done
@yoshi_chuck05 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, as a kingdom hearts fan, this is hilarious! It was pretty funny seeing Sora, Donald, and Goofy turning into puppets.
@lilEvvie6 жыл бұрын
Always wondered why dodge roll was basically DLC in Kingdom Hearts 2
@sunname62526 жыл бұрын
Because quick step, REFLEGA and guard are op and most things those can't handle usually have a reaction command that will.
@anakinskywalker44386 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i get it like 30 hours after started playing Kingdom Hearts 2.
@ChicCanyon6 жыл бұрын
Because quick dash is infinitely better
@Tintin_Quarentino6 жыл бұрын
3:55 - 4:04 this is actually a possible plot twist for KH3, lol
@Bleagle6 жыл бұрын
was Goofy actually dead in KH2 at some point? I'd say definitely not, but I haven't played the game in ages
@rafaelbenjamin9776 жыл бұрын
Bleagle he was supposedly “dead” before the heartless battle in hollow bastion
@Bleagle6 жыл бұрын
@@rafaelbenjamin977 Ahh, right.. that time he got a half-ton ice block to the head and was unconscious for a while (as if they'd let him actually die..)
@rafaelbenjamin9776 жыл бұрын
Bleagle hahaha yep, but that moment made the battle even more awesome as you were fighting to avenge goofy’s “death”, but it kinda makes me curious at what happened to goofy while sora was fighting?
@ManusiaKagakRusuh6 жыл бұрын
Well ... Nomuranort said the 13th will be "unexpected" ...
@MysteriousJojo6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts was relatively straightforward for a while. Then the last 15% of Dream Drop Distance came staggering in like that one drunk uncle at Christmas, added time travel and now everything is a complete mess and half the villains are alive again.
@cleo9586 жыл бұрын
Mysterious Jojo it's become a mess in BBS. That's when I dropped the ball, now I just turn off my brain cause let's be honest, the "story" is just silly
@caiopatric6 жыл бұрын
only the first game was straightfoward. as soon as you stepped in chain of memories it already started to enter some pretty dodgy territory. kh2 kinda managed to tidy it up a bit, while still leaving a bit of a mess and then bbs foward is just. JUST. STOP IT.
@caldog6196 жыл бұрын
( *spoilers ahead* ) I think the ending to KH2 would conclude everyone's story lines up to that point and would have been a great ending to KH. Sora, Riku and Kairi are finally reunited and return to destiny island. Through Sora, Roxas' goal would be achieved; to free kingdom hearts. Roxas would finally reunite with Xion within Sora. Though Axel would be dead his memory and sacrifice would go down in history (With ambiguity that he's not really dead as he had come back beforehand between CoM and KH2). Donald and goofy would finally reunite with Mickey with the threat of maleficent and Pete gone since there are no more heartless or nobodies after KH was freed.
@brandonadrien34766 жыл бұрын
Mysterious Jojo We all know time travel isn't the company's forte given how Final Fantasy 1 was. After Garland was beat, he got sent back in time and sent the Fiends forward through time... with those same Fiends from the past being the ones that brought Garland back in time... who were sent forward in time by him. And I think Garland supposedly created the Fiends too.......... so... yeah.
@kiomori6 жыл бұрын
The KH story was fine for me, even after BBS. But as soon as DDD came in, nothing made sense anymore!
@Destroyah9314 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who wants a full cover of sothisisbasically Sora badly singing that Simple and Clean song?
@MelralCT-3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@zadock63703 жыл бұрын
I want it too
@Inkastar-tz8yd2 жыл бұрын
yes
@narikouzumaki39835 жыл бұрын
*Sora :* RIKU!! Wait I mean.... DONALD *starts screaming simple and clean*
@Phentes5 жыл бұрын
Nariko Uzumaki omg I lost it when he said that 😂😂😂
@somedumbhoe71236 жыл бұрын
"No way! I don't believe it! The Goofy we know is still in there!" "Oh yeah? Watch me remove the subtitles so no one can understand *Donald anymore* !" XD!!!!!! Jesus! I'm dead, I can't
"All world begin in bees, and all so end, the heart is no different" - Ansem The Seeker of Bees "Xehanort, has the bees taken you??" - Eraqus "Kingdom Hearts, fill me with power of bees" - Ansem Ansem The Wise/ Bees in Zero (BiZ) "Why are you sitting here all alone in the Realm of Bees?" - Aqua to Ansem Bees in Zero OMG that looks awesome 😂
@troypritchard25556 жыл бұрын
Bees in Zero (Biz) lmao
@Valthoron6 жыл бұрын
Bees in Zero singlehandedly made my day holy shit thank you
@danielwjpn9266 жыл бұрын
@Vic DaMone aka Mr Underrated lmao
@DoomsdaySundial6 жыл бұрын
You forgot "Bees are the heart's true essence." - Ansem
@danielwjpn9266 жыл бұрын
Sure thing, philosofers all over the world debating whether water or fire is the true essence of life, when it indeed is honey LMAO
@Ananasbringer3 жыл бұрын
"Join Sora, Goofy and Donald's lifeless corpse" xD Love how this accurately describes all the KH1 boss battles
@ThisAdamGuy6 жыл бұрын
"Maleficent is absolutely convinced that she's the main antagonist." SERIOUSLY. I like Maleficent, but her badder than thou attitude despite losing literally every fight she gets in drives me nuts.
@vit9686 жыл бұрын
*I don't know which is the more terrible villain. Maleficent for acting like she's the main antagonist. Or Xehanort because every single thing turns out to be Xehanort and time traveling disembodied hearts bullshit.*
@johntumahab3236 жыл бұрын
I had a weird thought about her... What if they end up trying to make her like live-action Maleficent for this entry?
@soul67336 жыл бұрын
@@vit968 Maleficent. At least Xehanort is more interesting.
@madelynreed83346 жыл бұрын
It was fine in the first game when the player didn't know she wasn't the main antagonist. But the "friendship joinup" in 2 was... Incredibly cheesy even for Kingdom Hearts. And BOY is that saying something.
@ThisAdamGuy6 жыл бұрын
Which one? The one where she holds off the Nobodies in Hollow Bastion, or the Heartless in TWTNW? Because the first one was super cringy to me, especially since Sora had to be saved by her AGAIN IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS.
@orcwave6 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing I've ever read is "Kingdom Hearts 3 is the twelfth installment in the Kingdom Hearts series."
@kipolephoenix25476 жыл бұрын
Did you math teacher really never tell you about the formula which leaves 9 numbers between 2 and 3? Am I the only one with this arcane knowledge?
@xTipiChan6 жыл бұрын
I laughed. And then I cried.
@Nite-Mite6 жыл бұрын
@Kipole Phoenix, clearly Jacob Ritchey never took common core math.
@majik25475 жыл бұрын
Donald: Has seizure Sub-Titles: [MUSIC]
@kacpercicharski34315 жыл бұрын
Sora: screaming Sub-titles: [MUSIC]
@mjane72525 жыл бұрын
Sounds like music to me
@heyelectricjupiter73304 жыл бұрын
Sora:Riku! Subtitles: thank you
@morganpriest77264 жыл бұрын
One little thing that happens a lot: “Except when it doesn’t”, this applies to literally everything.
@redjive113 жыл бұрын
Except when it doesn't
@ryssalsief29416 жыл бұрын
1:16 Donalds unconscious body, literally that or a Donald that never heals you
@attemptedwholesomeness33606 жыл бұрын
And will also heal your enemies. Gotta love it.
@LoneOtaku1586 жыл бұрын
Or a Donald that heals you after you’ve already healed yourself.
@bradyodad446 жыл бұрын
@@LoneOtaku158 good fucking god yes!!
@CurtisAlfeld6 жыл бұрын
He heals me all the time. I mean, it's immediately after I just healed myself, but he still heals me.
@d4arken3ds0ul6 жыл бұрын
Ryss Alsief bro Did u even play this game Donald ALWAYS heals you With potions you gave him So don5 forget scrub Lol
@flapjackwaffles6 жыл бұрын
God, I love that shitty rendition of Simple and Clean being sung in the background.
@raulrojas92536 жыл бұрын
can we get a full cover in that shitty rendition?
@doraeguyakaneddie65866 жыл бұрын
Matryoshko That’s a weird way to spell Perfect
@corrinflakes96596 жыл бұрын
@Raul Rojas No but if you look on one of JelloApocalypse's side channels you'll find Donald singing it.
@flapjackwaffles6 жыл бұрын
Raul Rojas kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2OTeXmggLWogJY
@metalmayfantasy6 жыл бұрын
I put it as my ringtone
@elementalsgami15 жыл бұрын
It's a Kingdom Hearts cutscene. You can say any words in any order. Ansem: "Darkness Darkness Light Dark- Heart Dark- Memories Light Dark- Friendship Darkness"