Libertarian Horror Movies

[@Fahrenheit4051]

He actually signed "I love you", but "taxation is theft" means pretty much the same thing if you say it to a libertarian.

[@natetheprogrammer]

Taxation is theft to you too! ❤️

[@Mr0PT1C]

Taxation is theft 😊

[@andreathompson-bg4hl]

Makes sense to me

[@Noperare]

The most unrealistic aspect of "Texas chainsaw massacre" is to think nobody had a gun to shoot the maniac with a melee weapon IN GODBLESS TEXAS!

[@MichaelDeBusk]

It's been not long enough since I saw that movie, but I believe the "victims" were from out-of-state.

[@DracoOmnia]

Texas does not live up to the stereotype of Texas in my head. Beto O'rourke is all the evidence I need to back that claim.

[@AnarchistMetalhead]

@@DracoOmnia does a gun fix your Beto problem?

[@MichaelDeBusk]

@@DracoOmnia You need the bad to appreciate the good.

[@JD2jr.]

@@AnarchistMetalhead it **could**, but then you would have other problems.

[@240pixel]

Libertarians in horror movies: "So, anyway I started blasting"

[@Marinealver]

Now I want a Westerns Libertarian Edition, oh wait. How about War Movies Libertarian Edition.

[@kevinh5983]

So what you're saying is that basically every horror movie would be solved by a concealed carry gun. Got it. 👍

[@xgropo]

I disagree. It doesn't have to be concealed.

[@kevinh5983]

@@xgropo So your saying a concealed carry gun wouldn't solve it but open carry would?

[@phonkyDUKE1776]

Stay strapped or get clapped

[@grantcivyt]

@@kevinh5983 No, he's saying it doesn't have to be concealed.

[@stevenscott2136]

Haven't we ALL thought that? 90% of horror movies only happen because the victims are unarmed, stupid, or both.

[@RyeOnHam]

"Guns don't solve all your problems." Nope, you have to have a person pulling the trigger. The gun is just the tool, silly.

[@isentient666]

Tell that to the gun control lobby.

[@johanponken]

@@isentient666 They secretly agree; they don't want to control the gun, but the person.

[@PhoenixRiseinFlame]

“A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer’s hand.” -Seneca

[@heavy_ang_patay]

And if that don't work, use more gun. -Engineer, who killed heavy

[@sid2112]

If violence isn't solving the problem, you simply aren't using enough of it.

[@evancook1770]

I'm not a Libertarian, but I really appreciate these guys' comedy videos. Too much comedy nowadays is emotionally and politically charged to the point where it's just not funny. I may disagree with many of their points but the punchlines still hold up.

[@notme222]

Also they make fun of themselves a lot. It really helps underline that the jokes are actual jokes and not just clumsy attacks.

[@presidentmerkinmuffley6769]

Eh keep an open mind and let their points simmer for a spell. Plus there is less ideological lockstep, unlike the other political movements/parties, where one tows the line or is ostracized. We still try to find the balance. Open border for example. Until we stop handing out freebies to everyone on my dime, lock her down. Once the welfare state and it's freebies are gone, open that sucker up.

[@therealcirclea762]

It my experience, anecdotal I know, that just about everybody is a libertarian.... one on one. It is only when in-group preference starts clouding judgement to the point that tribalism consumes the conversation that it all turns to shit.

[@presidentmerkinmuffley6769]

@@therealcirclea762 I can understand that take. Often thats correct, until you meet an actual Marxist at the bar or in my case at work.

[@larkohiya]

This is not funny.

[@Hoellewood_Solutions]

I’m like 1776% libertarian and I love this.

[@cahivx]

Haha nice

[@sagetechnology4913]

The funny thing is that there was an actual occurrence where a man used a shower gun in self-defense during a home invasion, I love this country.

[@presidentmerkinmuffley6769]

I remember that, and immediately started looking for something in stainless....

[@2thomask]

He immediately wins every argument with his family spouse significant other.... yeah but you thought a shower gun was stupid too

[@sagetechnology4913]

@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 he had it a rubber/plastic waterproof box that was mounted to the wall.

[@davidherbst]

Is there any time that a gun would be more comforting than when you're naked and wet?

[@presidentmerkinmuffley6769]

@@sagetechnology4913 I know, but having experience using similar Pelican type cases in wet environments has shown me that it is still a good idea to use something corrosion resistant if you can.

[@jgunner280]

The Paranormal Activity one got me. I didn't expect that, and the slapstick of someone rolling down the stairs was just perfection!

[@xYSarenArteriusxY]

"Wow this movie really holds up" The most accurate description of They Live at any time, ever.

[@michaelrfalkowski2446]

Still my all-time favorite documentary!

[@redneckhippiefreak]

@@michaelrfalkowski2446 Idiocracy seems to becoming my favorite Prophetic Documentary.

[@andyharman3022]

@@redneckhippiefreak Demolition Man is pretty good, too.

[@FifthConcerto]

And parents, remember, taking a percentage of your kids' candy is not a "Halloween tax", it's fair payment for making sure there are no razors.

[@Great_Wall_of_Text]

I didn't even have to take the candy tax this year. My children are raised properly, so they each threw me some of my favorites as payment for services rendered. My daughter called my snickers the "razor checking fee". I returned it as a reward for displaying practical application of the lessons I have imparted over the last ten years. I've never been more proud. Also, I was already so full of sugar that the thought of eating another candy bar made me want to hurl.

[@samdcbu]

I’ll be building a Halloween basket with a magnet in the bottom to catch razors and market it to children this Christmas as an a long term investment in improving their after tax candy.

[@garbagebison511]

Yeah that never happened biggest halloween hoax ever lol

[@johnwesley256]

If I was a smarter parent I would have called all their punishments taxes to make sure they grew up with libertarian ideals.

[@darthhodges]

From what I understand less than 100 reports of tainted Halloween candy have been made to police in the history of the United States. Of those less than half actually found what was reported and in EVERY case it was determined that the parent who reported it was the person who put it there. In only two cases was a child harmed and in both the parent ultimately admitted they were trying to kill their own child. Meaning that, statistically, if someone claims they found something in their kid's candy there is a 100% chance they are the person who put it there.

[@ccsargent]

Nice to see you sneak in “ The Monster from Jekyll Island”! Audit the Fed.

[@ikepigott]

Gun. Gun. Gun. Gun. Jaws - “You forgot about my Shark Gun” Seriously, that Jones Act reference cracked me up more than anything, just because it subverted the flow.

[@Regolith86]

The gun gag wouldn't have worked with Jaws, as that movie actually was resolved with the use of a gun. I was afraid they were going to go for it anyway, so the surprise Jones Act got me.💀

[@viperstriker4728]

"You forgot about my shark cannon"

[@wildcatlh]

Andrew Heaton showing up in every horror movie and blasting away… incredible. Second best Reason Halloween video ever (Remy’s “Trigger” being the best).

[@bhosterman]

You had me at "Taxation is theft" and Shower Gun.

[@Barskor1]

Taxation is slavery

[@smoothALOE]

“Good luck with the Jones Act, pal.”

[@chrrmin1979]

Andrew Heaton: not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need

[@KerbalFacile]

Loved the repeat reminder that most horror movies would be cut dramatically short by just one accessible gun. Also, yeah, that movie reaaally still holds up well to this day.

[@jeremym8490]

Although, I am not sure about the firearms effectiveness against the supernatural.

[@yann8113]

This is absolute gold. Gold I keep in my basement away from the banks, of course.

[@PartyRockProfessional]

that Scream bit is gold 😂

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

How do I repeatedly find you guys so entertaining? In a world of mediocre comedians, you folks come out on top!

[@macsnafu]

The libertarian horror movie is where the zombies are after you, but you can't get to your guns because they're unloaded, locked up, and you lost the key to the gun cabinet!

[@jakegarrett8109]

I think you meant "liberal", not libertarian. Libertarians don't ban bouncy sticks like the orange dude, they would have vending machines on every corner dispensing loaded Glock mags (its just because they are the most common) and even Glocks with fun switches ready to rock and roll.

[@macsnafu]

@@jakegarrett8109 No, it's a libertarian horror movie because the libertarian is prevented by laws to protect himself. In spite of Heaton's video, if you have the means to protect yourself, then it's not really a "horror" story for libertarians. It would be more of a subversion of the horror story than an actual horror story.

[@therecalcitrantseditionist3613]

Thank you for clarifying for him. And yea, this video seemes tp jump back and forth from a horror to libertarians and libertarian in horror films.

[@valkrian0974]

@@jakegarrett8109 Sounds like the Borderlands or Cyberpunk 2077 future.

[@jakegarrett8109]

@@valkrian0974 we basically already have it. We don't even have to leave the home and print just about anything. I hope in the future when we realize laws only prevent the law abiding from defending themselves, that we see COD Blops 2 (or it might have been MW), where they had the 3d printer for the mystery box for exo zombies. Something like that would be cool. It would resolve a lot of supply chain issues if they had one in a shop: need a 45 degree pic rail? No problem, you just need to carry raw material and you can make that, or scope mounts, or muzzle breaks for any caliber or thread type, you can make a slide or any part you need. Once the price of metal printers comes down more (just like plastic printers are between $100 and $300 depending on sales), when they drop to about $50k I can see a lot of shops opening these up (either for all those unrestricted parts like I listed, or also probably car parts, washing machine parts, just whatever people need and download it from their version of Thingiverse catalog).

[@VanSisean]

"You are all my children now" and faux-Quint's quip about the Jones Act made me guffaw.

[@nathanweisser]

Libertarian scary days: October 31st - nah April 18 - AAH

[@swolebro]

Forgiving student blob got me good.

[@Knightmessenger]

Let's all take a moment to appreciate how the inserted footage was enhanced to seamlessly match the look and aspect ratio of each film.

[@salvatoremazzone6912]

Requiring anyone who watches this to pause and rewind a thousand times so they can see the movie posters was not the best idea.

[@presidentmerkinmuffley6769]

But if you do it right, you scrub back 10 sec and throw it on half speed, then you get to watch him pop Stalin in slow motion.

[@paulhamilton7854]

And of the ones I managed to catch, they're really good. It's a shame so few will see them.

[@jakegarrett8109]

I'm guessing the images were getting copywrite struck, but maybe if its less than a second that the algorithm misses it.

[@carpo719]

This was great for a first video in the morning.... with my coffee gun 😁

[@aecee5687]

Had to get my laughing gun for this comment 😂😂

[@brianruddock2250]

The crazy prepper who realizes there’s nothing to actually live for with his friends gone? Nailed it.

[@SoybeanAK]

I think it was more that he realized he hadn't made any friends (or had driven them all away) over his years of being a "crazy prepper." But I could be projecting lol.

[@Barskor1]

Make new friends saving peopls lives from the Welfare zombies and giving them and shelter goes a long way.

[@thewitchking852]

Lol that's why my "prepping" is little food, with a lot of beer, drugs and ammunition. I'm gunna be drunk, high and dying in a gunfight. I don't wanna be around for the apocalypse, that shit doesn't sound all that enjoyable

[@droptozro]

Hahaha I lost it at some of these with the gun clips. Brought me back to childhood with some of those older classic horror movies. I used to watch them all the time with my grandmother. The blob scared the crap outta me.

[@stvargas69]

I'm sure the IRS would love to turn us all into vampires. Infinite tax. Job security

[@nathanhingson7048]

This was good overall but the 80,000 bloodsucking bit was like a sniper shot for laughter. Well done

[@ubersham]

"Why do you wanna know my name?" "So I can sign you up for selective service... Yeah, we're coming for girls, too."

[@ralexttm4368]

the quiet place one fucking got me

[@MyRandomJ]

This is actually one the best channels on KZbin right now

[@theunaimedarrow4903]

As a New Yorker, my Halloween horror movie is the local news.

[@ShomoGoldburgler]

Living in Canada, I'm in a constant libertarian horror movie...

[@akstanke]

Bragg and Heaton are the best.

[@teamgay]

The mask one... that was perfection

[@fearthehoneybadger]

Elon Musk's new movie: Trick-or-Tweet.

[@ChristopherSibert]

'You failed to consider my vampyr gun!"

[@bass779]

The posters are waaay too fast. Those are all gold!

[@studinthemaking]

A libertarian that ONLY owns 19 guns must live in CA or NY. he also must have also moved there from a red state. Because he has a scar rifle. No way you can buy that in a blue state.

[@alexanderx33]

Signs (2002): Water Gun!

[@presidentmerkinmuffley6769]

Rosemary's Nimby had me dying. The plus side of scrubbing back and slowing down to catch those little cards, was I got to see the Stalin scene in slow motion.

[@whyjnot420]

Missed a golden opportunity to use a punt gun in that last bit.

[@rosehippyguy3402]

Perfectly put together. Thank you for an excellent video 👍😉

[@yankeedoodle6069]

"You forgot about my shower gun!"

[@davidanalyst671]

Andrew heaton.... BRINGING THE HEAT!!!!! ON

[@notme222]

Poster gags (with references): "The Shining House on Haunted Hill" (Ronald Reagan concluded his 1988 SotU by calling America "this shining city on a hill.") "The Creature from Jekyll Island" (In 1910 a secret meeting on Jekyll Island, Georgia drafted the structure of the Federal Reserve.) "Rosemary's NIMBY" (Not in my backyard.) "Concealed Carrie": "If you've got a taste for terror... try mugging Carrie" "An American Werewolf in Lockdown." "The Kinetic Action of the Worlds." (A euphemism for active warfare used by both the Bush and Obama administrations.) "The Evil Fed." (Self-explanatory, but worth a stop at 1:28 for the poster.) "Children of the Corn Subsidies." "Das Cabinet des Dr. Oz." (From the German Silent Film "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari." "When a Pollster Calls." "A Nightmare on K Street." (K Street is the chief lobbying center of Washington DC.) "The Straw Man." "The Night of the Hunter Biden Laptop." (From the 1955 movie "The Night of the Hunter".) "Ann Coultergeist." "It Takes a Village of the Damned." "ParaNORML Activity" (National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws) "Hereditary" starring Herschel Walker. (Because secret kids.) "Let the ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶f̶t̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ anyone sane one in" "April the 15th"

[@thegadphly3275]

Cleared my lungs... Morning LAFF !!! Great Stuff Thanks..

[@christianelzey9703]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" - "Good luck with the Jones Act!"

[@TonyOlsenFerris]

As always, these are AWESOME! :-) Thank you and more, please! :-) :-)

[@daniels.3062]

'Taxation is theft' part got me.

[@ChrisLoew]

Sweet bird gun, if only I could use that at my range lol. How to keep a shower gun from rusting, that keeps me up at night lol.

[@stevenscott2136]

Put it in a large Ziploc bag. You can jam your finger through the plastic if you put some effort into it. Might want to use a revolver, so no worry about the bag dragging on the slide.

[@Griffinmore]

I fee like this compilation could be a substitute for the "Meet the Engineer" short that Valve put out for Team Fortress 2. How do you solve for x problem? Use a gun. If that don't work. Use more gun.

[@ChrisLoew]

That came out 13 years ago, 😳

[@chrisscoleri2341]

That is the just the sort of laugh I needed this morning!

[@Robot-Overlord]

All my.... friends.... That hit home.

[@VidkunQL]

"Hey Jamie, it's Andrew. Do you have zombies where you are?" "Yes! We're out in the woods, trying to keep away from them, but they're everywhere!" "You can come to my place, I've got plenty of supplies, guns and reading matter." "Uh, no, thanks, we're good."

[@roryscott2941]

Great vid! I'm going to use "You failed to consider my Vampye gun!" whenever possible

[@ChadMourning]

Graveyard gun better have silver bullets.

[@tomdevine7395]

Outstanding, very creative. Thanks!

[@adjacentchannel]

So good I had to watch it a third time before heading out to work.

[@johnbolen5807]

I think Heaton just wanted to shoot guns for work and then wrote a sketch around that concept!

[@fortusvictus8297]

Each becomes a tax deduction.

[@stanallen1072]

Best day at work ever.

[@jeremyogrizovich3247]

Shower gun, haaa!

[@DarkClosetOfTheMind]

Absolutely awesome, thanks for the laughs

[@evelynkorjack2126]

this is my favorite movie so far.

[@stevetheduck1425]

Horror films are stuck in the past: no handhelds, no telephones, usually. No ability to research local news, no contact with the police, these days we have to go down a deep spelunking pit to escape the modern items that defeat horror.

[@GeoFry3]

Most horror movies would end in the first 10 minutes if the protagonist was armed.

[@Pwecko]

I love all those specialist guns.

[@Marinealver]

Shower Gun is just Awesome.

[@grizwoldphantasia5005]

"mmoment" -- it's this attention to detail which ties the whole thing together.

[@braelyn.b__]

This is one of the funniest videos I have seen in YEARS

[@theaspiringthinker5548]

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[@NateB]

I’m halfway through this and most of it is how short a horror movies would be if the main characters were replaced with gun nuts.

[@Theggman83]

Lol bird gun. 😂🤣👍

[@cebuwulfkiba2495]

Get ‘em. *heavy metal ensues*

[@ftd888]

“The hideous, stitched together monster isn’t Frankenstein … because that’s the name of the doctor.”

[@spawnlink]

The posters... why flash them so quickly. Almost impossible to see what they say.

[@faultycracker7805]

Excellent TY 🏁🤗

[@remyllebeau77]

Nothing about the recent news about Canada's assisting people into self-deletion?

[@angelo8424]

Excellent!

[@ADUSEI6111]

NOw i have to go get a shower gun

[@Waywind420]

ReasonTV needs to go back to making those skits they used to do. Remys songs are always a vibe but they used to make Game of Thrones skits that were fun too. Dailywire is successful not just because of their content but because they acknowledge the news must be palatable and bundled with feel-good entertainment.

[@davidanalyst671]

this guy got a job somewhere else. Im surprised he did a video with reason

[@chainsawsubtlety9828]

"They Live" is a horror movie? I thought that it was a chillingly accurate prediction of the future.

[@SBC97281]

"They Live" is one of the best movies ever! When John Carpenter was at his best (and he had Roddy Piper for the right improvised lines), his movies are timeless and increasingly relevant.

[@johnwalsh7810]

I was hoping for a Bram Stoker's Dracula scene where Dracula a Transylvanian Prince is buying up property around London in an act of eminent domain.

[@shishoka]

Graveyard gun? Don't you mean graveyard cannon? Those used to be a thing to prevent graverobbers.

[@ryanviningtube]

These are always so dang good

[@McClane4Ever.]

"The Evil Fed" love it!

[@jeremygilby1455]

Steven Crowder has the same gag. Horror movies don't work with a [Brandname Gun]

[@SoybeanAK]

0:50 "Now I can save myself and all my..... friends......." Lol. Libertarians have no friends 🤣 Too close to home!

[@hilaryhackleman6916]

I loved this.

[@stans5270]

Where's the blood-red Biden Philly speech? That was scary AF. Plus a Libertarian Horrorshow.

[@edgabel6814]

I LOVE THIS!!!

[@adamjungers9195]

That... Was Awesome!!!!!!!

[@Justanotherconsumer]

I love how this is tongue in cheek self parody as well. Not as good as the Game of Thrones one, but… good. I wish I could see a The Libertarian Expanse set of clips, but that’s probably never going to happen.

[@David-Ray]

missed opportunity to use "bird shot"

[@Reckless3057]

Beautiful

[@OdinHyrule]

What is the Jekyll Island in reference to?

[@Nanofuture87]

The Federal Reserve. Jekyll island was where a prominent meeting took place during its inception.

[@dp8053]

The bird gun got me

[@BonnienClydeMiller]

Man I love watching these videos! Please, please make longer versions of them! I would watch 15 to 20 minutes of these videos! You would get more subs and likes!