Game of Thrones: Libertarian Edition

As HBO's blockbuster series Game of Thrones returns for its seventh season, Reason offers its own freedom-filled parody. A libertarian paradise north of the wall? What's happened to Westeros' social security trust fund? Should it take a low-income Dothraki four years to get a hair-braiding license? Watch!
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Parody written and produced by Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg, and Andrew Heaton. Shot and edited by Bragg and Bragg. Starring Andrew Heaton, Austin Bragg, and Remy.

[@user-vi6wf4gh9x]

"Some jackass blows up a sept and now we've all got to take our shoes off" 😂😂 Brilliant

[@jamesgoldring1052]

Such bs, we should be allowed to take as many guns onto planes as we want Imagine terrorists trying to take over a plane when everyone is armed Good luck!

[@jamesgoldring1052]

At least the pilots should be armed

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Wildfire can't melt stone pillars

[@waveoflight]

"Grab-um by the poppie"

[@michaelbcohen]

Love the Wildlings explanation and really loved the political identifications on the map with the democrats and republicans Nailed it Andrew. And to those pointing the technical issues with some of the things as to their accuracy to the books and show like the wall really being for the White Walkers, this is called satire, not a fan commentary

[@watchdealer11]

Straight up, the editing is fucking impressive....

[@metalwright]

Yes, I was in awe of the skills the whole time. Somebody is freakin' talented.

[@hackermanblue]

Check out captain disillusion if you want to see impressive editing, this is greenscreen shenanigans compared

[@jackramer]

watchdealer11 Yeah. I'm not a libertarian (classical liberal here) but damn. This was quite funny and well made! Especially loved the whole house mottos bit.

[@ryanruggero9957]

+Jack Cramer- Same here, I'm not a libertarian, (more a democratic socialist or progressive liberal, depending on whose definitions you use,) and may not agree with many of their political stances, but these videos are funny and well made.

[@redgefleming1535]

Yeah, the lighting was accurate from the background.

[@jeice13]

"So they built that wall" "No we built that wall" nice

[@Super165i]

jeice13 Did Mexico pay for it?

[@jeice13]

@@Super165i does the wildlings helping count?

[@Super165i]

jeice13 maybe

[@RichardX1]

"They're demons, they're bringing zombies... and some of them are human people."

[@kenburns4547]

I would have said "And how much would these... 'Wildlings' cost us in actual cashflow, to justify the price of the wall?" "What's cashflow?"

[@Rhinee]

Invisible Hand of the king is such a quality joke

[@mergen3125]

I understand that you are a man of culture yourself too.

[@dwarfofthenorth6847]

Kamala in the Biden presidency?

[@stielimusterman3066]

These jokes will be a fine addition to my collection! cough cough

[@josephparsons7896]

I know OMG

[@gwendolinkirkegaard1812]

It actually took me until I read your comment 😅 not my proudest moment

[@Yeah0bviously]

" I just think blowing up a sept in the middle of your trial feels like obstruction of justice "

[@timobrenn]

@@Karinrinkashi not that i believe that 9/11 was an inside job, but you didn't have to melt the beams, you just need to sufficiently weaken them until they can bend under the pressure of the WTC.

[@timobrenn]

@@Karinrinkashi fair enough

[@drethethinker6418]

Not to mention she totally seized the government after...I would call it baelor-gate, but my head would be on a spike

[@URProductions]

@@Karinrinkashi I work at a refinery. I have seen steel I-beams turn into wet spaghetti after a naptha fire, and that shit doesn't even burn as hot as jet fuel.

[@deltablaze77]

Yeah big difference between melt and bend.

[@EllieBergeron92]

"The night is dark and full of terrorists" is the funniest line

[@HeartlandInstitute]

This fantastic parody is full of so many rapid-fire jokes, it's like Airplane. You must freeze frame the close up they show of the map of Westeros. And also check out what's scrolling on the bottom during Westeros cable news shows.

[@karlk5801]

Whereabouts is the map? I hovered over the whole timeline two times. Edit: nevermind, it's at 2:26.

[@wolfgangsimonsiv9444]

Surely, We Should Capitulate To Islam. That Really Worked Out Well With Hitler!

[@KarasuNoGoh]

@wolfgangsimonsiv You people killed 4 millions of muslims these past two decades. Not sure why they're the ones being compared to Hitler, here. Aside from sheer hypocrisy.

[@wolfgangsimonsiv9444]

I am against elder protocols of zion...

[@jordaneilbert3269]

"It was Russia's fault!" - "No, a common saying but not their offical motto" DYING!

[@GustavoRodriguez-qr5po]

Jordan Eilbert another common line, bernies sexist pick queen hillary!

[@lyndoneaton5331]

what was the republicans famous saying? I was never able to understand it or hear it.

[@mohamedayoubneggaz1581]

Hold my beer!

[@tbeller80]

"Hold my Beer!" No. "Wars, Walls, and Bibles!" No. "Well then what is it? I feel like I don't know them anymore!" "9/11?" Correct.

[@SamuelSwinton]

Man this would have been a funnier line if I had watched it before a dozen Russians were charged with meddling in the election.

[@Raez_XL]

Guy you really really need to make part 2. How this has not gotten more views is absurd

[@Sobreira4]

1:09

[@KelsaRavenlock]

He has done a few others like Star Wars, Star Trek, PBS, Etc. Just search for "Libertarian version" and they all pop up.

[@Dontlicktheballoons]

Shadow banning and viewership throttling

[@GrandSupremeDaddyo]

Even if you don't like the politics I think everyone has to agree this had great comic timing and brilliant writing.

[@Anthus.]

I saw no politics in this video, but there's plenty of painful truth. Truth has no place in politics.

[@agdgdgwngo]

I'm confused, was he making fun of libertarians or advocating for them.

[@85Funkadelic]

@@agdgdgwngo yes

[@kingjay6613]

Its better than season 8...

[@jbot91]

Everyone should agree with at least some of the video. Our government debt and spending is ridiculous. And we were warmed about the effects of the military industrial complex like 100 years ago and nobody gives a shit. We claim to be the good guys fighting for what's right when clearly that has nothing to do with us entering a conflict or not. All of it politicians are bought and paid for. Nobody can step back, look at the big picture and realize how fucked it all really is. The average tax payer gets sodomized and nobody cares

[@timmyinthewell1]

"Big government if its our government" Both sides are so good at this..

[@uriahhammock3731]

What are those both sides?

[@timmyinthewell1]

@@uriahhammock3731 You don't think both sides have embraced big government solutions ? Did you cash your Trump socialism check yet ?Will you cash the next one ?

[@timmyinthewell1]

@Marik Ishtar How is it not socialism?

[@timmyinthewell1]

@Marik Ishtar From Forbes "Here is what both large corporations and everyday people will received: Individuals who earn $75,000 or under that amount will receive direct payments of $1,200. Married couples who earn up to $150,000 will get $2,400. On top of this, $500 per child will be added to that number. About 90% of Americans would be eligible to receive full or partial payments. Unemployment benefits will be greatly enhanced. This includes extending unemployment insurance by 13 weeks along with an additional $600 per week, over and above what the recipient would receive from their state program. They’d be eligible for 39 weeks of unemployment benefits. The program will includes, for the first time, freelancers, furloughed employees and gig-economy workers. This program is estimated to cost roughly $250 billion. Roughly $367 billion in federally-guaranteed loans have been allocated to a program to help small businesses. They could obtain loans-that would be forgiven-if they don’t layoff workers for a specified time period. On the corporate side, troubled companies will have access to money from a Federal Reserve Bank controlled $425 billion fund. An extra $75 billion will be made available for loans and grants to airlines and hotels. $100 billion is available to hospitals and health systems. About $25 billion is set aside for food stamps and nutrition for children. Emergency education funding for colleges and universities, states and school districts amounts to $30 billion. Student loans payments will be suspended without penalty up to September 30. This is not the end. Our politicians in Washington are working on an additional trillion-dollar, follow-up stimulus bill. While the Care Act doesn’t directly match (Socialist Bernie) Sanders’ platform, it's eerily similar in that an almost unimaginable amount of money is being handed out to people and companies. A big difference is that many of the industries, such as the airlines and aircraft manufacturers, will be bailed out. These companies are being rewarded for their poor management decisions-including self-enrichment due to stock buybacks and arrogantly not putting money away for a crisis-that came to light in the wake of the coronavirus. " You know exactly what you would have called this if a President Hillary had endorsed it..SOCIALISM!

[@timmyinthewell1]

@Marik Ishtar You are a fucking idiot and it is. Did you vote for Trump?

[@nachobits3]

"For the watch... " "For the watch... " "Peer pressure..."

[@notserious6458]

nathri jacobs accurate

[@SeBushi]

“Does due process mean nothing , to you people”

[@MrSirwolf2001]

It is "Due Process".

[@BiteThis]

The way jon looks at him after though! I had myself a good chuckle

[@mayolicious69]

More relevant now than ever

[@zeropoint216]

Not a libertarian but I laughed all the way through. Why can't late night shows have this kind of humor?

[@inspectorjavert8443]

Because they only know 50,000 variations on "Orange Man Bad" jokes.

[@reek4062]

they can only steal from Trump, a superior comedian

[@CJan65]

@Matt Guitar why would you want to be?

[@cgme7076]

Because you’d hear: “reeeee, racists!” And “reee heathens!” Joking about political parties is done in America. This country fucking blows now.

[@MoonShadeStuff]

@@reek4062 I mean as a German I can truly say he manages to make the US look like a joke in new ways every day, so I guess he is a brilliant comedian.

[@danielpaska]

“You stand accused of murder, You stand accused of treason. How do you answer these charges?” “Am I being detained?”

[@RantTherapist]

You know, I used this once on a cop, I said am I being arrested or am I being detained? And he started mocking me, like am I being detained, am I being detained doing like a baby voice....I was shocked. He was mocking me for exercising my rights. I wish I could've recorded it.

[@paulomachado7328]

Rant Therapist Why were you being arrested?

[@HypermarketCommodity]

In 25 years we will know...

[@xtranormal2350]

Maybe you should be less of a whiny bitch.

[@joequando]

Did he grab your arm next and started slapping your face with your own hand while saying, "Stop hitting yourself." afterwards?

[@alexanderschick835]

"Does due process mean NOTHING to you people?"

[@MultiTexMex]

Alexander Schick that one made me lol

[@Iad83]

"Peer pressure..." I wish everyone were that honest and aware.

[@nickdahl203]

Due what now?

[@goldenbrigain7031]

"No, but your head on a platter would mean alot"- cerci every second of every day.

[@jzechiel]

"Words: Hold my beer" hahahahaha

[@SuperMetalhead96]

I'd say those words aren't exclusive to Republicans but I prefer to finish my beer as opposed to hand it to someone else

[@lordspirit7655]

House Republica Motto: S.P.Q.R. Sigil: Predatory Bird

[@SuperMetalhead96]

The Boss No. I'll just be sure to finish my beer before I take care of it

[@didid3ksa]

Guys im not native but can anyone explain to me the joke please 😓

[@AsakuraClan]

didid3ksa I think its like if your opponent does something dumb or impressive and your like hold my beer, see what I can do/this is my drunk response

[@CHIEF__]

I'm a republican and I appreciate how you can make me laugh at myself. "9/11" *Nods yes*

[@Yankeefan2807]

Republicans are not libertarians lol

[@Jolly123123123]

MURICA

[@aidenaune7008]

the motto changed to MAGA in the past 4 years

[@oioi3008]

@@Yankeefan2807 a lot of republicans are just libertarians who didn't siphon 3% of the Georgia vote from Trump

[@karlnord1429]

@@oioi3008 Trump is about as Libertarian as Biden. He has spent as much as FDR for Christ's sake.

[@Pookerstein]

"Its Russia's fault" and "Wars, walls and bibles" killed me.

[@mackenziewhethers1257]

Cameron Hillman "there's always a victim"

[@alinafstrmom7725]

I Loved... "Hold My Beer"!!! 😂😂😂👍

[@danelmore6553]

"China. China. China." was a seriously under-rated joke.

[@bouttreefiddy6163]

They had me at no taxes, red heads, and freedom on the other side of the wall

[@gan5045]

Grab em' by the poppy!

[@mikdan8813]

'If you have more than 6 ounces of wildfire, you must place it in a transparent plastic baggie' XD

[@doznt12]

... and carry on sword blades may be no more than 1 inch in length.

[@danielsimchuk7562]

Full of air...

[@JamieAllen1977]

nest nuetralitiy : Should ravens fly the same speed?

[@pyrphoros8739]

European or african ravens?

[@JamieAllen1977]

libertarians are self exiled republicans; and thus republicans lack that essential element; sad state

[@warwickthekingmaker7281]

I don´t know! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

[@AotearoaChef]

Pyrphoros myton python reference?

[@notosure2148]

Jamie, I am in no way a republican. I grew up in the early 90s. Just because either party shares or has a good idea here or there, doesn't make you a member of that party. You can have a civil disagreement or agreement with parts or wholes of ideology and not dogmatically follow the group or be part of one.

[@BangStickky]

See, Saturday Night Live, this is how you do political humor!!

[@peskylogicchillinsky6007Futube]

Bang Stick seriously!!!!!

[@Badgerbadger1]

Yes! I don't agree with everything they're saying, but it's still funny as hell.

[@mechwarrior13]

That's the thing, SNL can give a f less and still get all the hype because they dont have any competition. Also NBC is so loaded that they can literally afford to continue to make the drivel that has become.

[@mechwarrior13]

Sry for reply to your 8 month old comment btw wtf is wrong with me

[@alterego157]

​@@mechwarrior13 Nothing's wrong or gets old on the interwebs 😂

[@cathaloriordan271]

"Invisible hand of the king"....I like it!

[@CeruleanFilms]

4:03 "Bronn Paul proposes auditing the Iron Bank". That was clever.

[@inspectorjavert8443]

Maybe this will be prophetic and Ron the Broken will be the next president.

[@spehhhsssmarineer8961]

@@inspectorjavert8443 nope.

[@MrSalehovich]

Stab. "for the watch" Stab. "peer pressure" 😄😄

[@StaalBurgher0]

Jon is Trump. Good comparison.

[@perspii2808]

Game of -Thrones- *Democratically elected representatives*

[@ppg7373]

that’s called house of cards

[@shekarbala3075]

Samwell was ahead of his time.

[@RealTallestSkil]

Congrats on knowing nothing whatsoever about a republic. Your next line is “America is a democracy” whereas the law says democracy is illegal.

[@moralhazard8652]

@@RealTallestSkil Being a republic and being a democracy have nothing at all to do with each other. If your state is not (mainly) democratic, it is mainly anarchistic, authoritarian or totalitarian. The US is none of those three. Now China is an authoritarian republic while the UK is a democratic monarchy.

[@RealTallestSkil]

>China >republic wew lad

[@amyfrench8678]

I am quite conservative in my beliefs...but that was some funny shit. Anyone who can't see that is taking this stuff waaaay too seriously.

[@Thrallking]

The Porcupine humping the pile of money bit got me laughing pretty fucking hard.

[@abstractnonsense3253]

I'm left leaning classical liberal and found it funny

[@BlackEpyon]

I'm a Social Democrat (or so the political compass tells me)... And dammit, we actually agree on something!

[@amyfrench8678]

BlackEpyon lol, I bet if we actually talked we would agree on even more. The hysteria people create surrounding their political beliefs is what keeps us divided. If we all could laugh a little more things might get better. Good luck to you and stay safe out there.

[@whirlwindraccoon]

Agreed. Actually talking and listening would solve a lot of the hate out there. (Classical Liberal myself) And yes, hilarious video! :)

[@generallegath974]

I thought it was pretty good, up until: "It was Russia's fault?" "No. A common saying but not their official motto." That fucking killed me lmao

[@TrouvatkiDePercusion]

I fucking bust up laughing at that shit, man. That was hilarious.

[@Ares-5933]

Please make a sequel

[@dustin1931]

He is dead... Beheadead.

[@loki2240]

Ares5933 - I didn't agree with everything, but it was definitely well done. It was in good fun, anyway. I'd rather see them use a different show, if there's a similar effort.

[@jcmorin2007]

the character is in hard position to make a sequel kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZvYk3xjqL6qntEm18s

[@vaiosan775]

Oh YES ! PLEASE DO ! :-)

[@JIMRbach193]

I lost it at “a porcupine humping a big pile of money!”

[@Albukhshi]

Personally I was hoping for "turtle humping a big pile of money" That way I could post the turtle mating video... :P

[@larryflorida5705]

"In......wait for it.....wait for it....out!"

[@nsu777]

James Reichenbach I thought I was a libertarian until I learned what our sigil was😆

[@Creshex8]

Could someone explain that to me in more explicit terms? I’m guessing it means to let people practice capitalism and keep their own profits (pile of money). The porcupine I’m guessing means they want government to leave them alone. Am I right or is my interpretation off?

[@JIMRbach193]

@@Creshex8 Roughly yes, i think you got it.

[@DrMFoster7]

Of course the wildlings didn't build the wall. Next you'll be saying they can build roads.

[@ChiccinTendies]

LOOOOL

[@warwickthekingmaker7281]

But at least we made sure they payed for it right?

[@jasonschneijder2012]

I am not at all a libertarian but I ya know what: If you can make fun of people and be made fun of and it's genuinely funny and you dont loose your shit, you've earned my respect

[@hotsauceintheeye]

Screw everyone's political beliefs, if you can't see the humor in this shit you're what's wrong with this country.

[@LibertyWolf1]

"I was just going to write a letter. That's fucked up Arya!" I lost it right there. I couldn't stop laughing!

[@fraternityman]

The occupational licensing bit is gold.

[@matei8master8]

*covfefe*

[@Mprator]

Good people don't use milk of the poppy.

[@RageCreati0n]

Mprator imbibing of the devils lettuce...

[@HolyknightVader999]

Definitely. Considering that Milk of the Poppy rots your fucking mind.

[@mikepowell8611]

@@HolyknightVader999 Its your mind to rot is it not?

[@BidnessGoose]

GOD YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

[@definitelynotatroll285]

Jamie agrees.

[@OliverCovfefe]

>Porcupine >Not a snek

[@erwin669]

Snek is House Hoppean-Libertarian

[@xcp4518]

Oliver Cromwell Did Nothing Wrong dont step on snek

[@OliverCovfefe]

*NO TRED*

[@erwin669]

House Hoppean-Libertarian Sigil: Snek Words: No Step On

[@erwin669]

Then the snake should be returned from where it came from and if it doesn't pose a threat to anyone be allowed to immigrate legally.

[@EdNorty]

Big government if it's our government LMAO Applies to the Left and Right, ayooooooooo

[@mrjebix]

Nope, only the right believes in a big government but only if its a "jesus loving", pussy grabbing government.

[@scottgrasser9475]

@@mrjebix yea the right only wants the government out of there lives but it wants Muslims watched it wants huge anti immigration and a huge military constantly mass murdering the rest of the world oh and lets not forget there desires for overly restrictive views on gays and abortions

[@aarothewanderer5549]

@@mrjebix right wing belives big gorvement. We libertarian leftish even belived the whole nations. We don't need nations.

[@yaroaram7237]

@@scottgrasser9475 Thats why obama kept on bombing and murdering.....you guys need to realize that you dont even have right wing and left wing governments. You just have a government that changes the color of its hat once in a while lol.

[@scottgrasser9475]

@@yaroaram7237 i guess....if you only look at the whole war part and even then the red party has clearly in my 30 years been more aggressive at war yes the blues have doped many bombs but they also have outright invaded less county's with the party's having vastly different views on many other issues i would say if you think there not different your colorfully naive or to young to have seen more then a handful of leaders

[@garrisonmcgrath6370]

I love reason tv so fucking much

[@Kjack49044]

"Lysa Arryn defends public breastfeeding" I'm DEAD lmao

[@johno1544]

Better then anything SNL has made in years.

[@atgmai]

ok grandpa

[@stump3139]

InbredAlt what an original come back

[@atgmai]

Dave Ski original come back for an original comment.

[@googleaccount8652]

InbredAlt ILLUSION 100

[@GekoHayate]

Still true.

[@KSchawacker]

You don't have to agree with all of his points to appreciate this content. This is good stuff.

[@joelritter1336]

"The night is dark and full of terrorists' - best line EU

[@thefifth5hot]

"Does due process mean anything to you people?" As they stab Jon Snow. Rofl

[@Justanotherconsumer]

MedievalManiac and that is why Libertarians fail - they have no answer to those that abuse the lack of rules.

[@TheMineCats]

An anarchist wants no rules. Most libertarians are not anarchists. that would be like saying ISIS contains all muslims. libertarians just want a less powerful government, or a more decentralized government.

[@Justanotherconsumer]

Sabertooth or no government at all, or a government that's libertarian in name only, or... Libertarians are so free of unity on anything that they're not really a meaningful political entity, so they don't have answers on anything, much less complex things like enforcing due process.

[@bobaom]

And that is how a libertarian society would pretty much deal with crime...

[@themanhimself1229]

and *their* *redheads* lol

[@levongevorgyan6789]

Like so few of them are though. Its why they're called Kissed by Fire.

[@levongevorgyan6789]

"Kissed by fire is a term used by the free folk to describe people with red hair. They consider red hair to be lucky and very attractive. It is rare among the free folk and those who have it are said to be kissed by fire. The spearwife Ygritte is considered common looking by Jon Snow at first but when he joins the free folk he soon learns that amongst the wildlings she is considered a great beauty due to her red hair.[1]" From the damn wiki itself.

[@I_Art_Laughing]

Yeah, if only.

[@TheArsenalgunner28]

If only what?

[@kutchinka4062]

Levon Gevorgyan red heads are hot

[@Jack-rd3nt]

I think the best part about this is the fact that it was jabbing Blues and Reds at the same time, makes it way funnier

[@TheSpearkan]

3:10 "Lysa Arryn defends public breastfeeding" hilarious

[@johnhein2539]

Michael Priest As were we all, Michael, as were we all.

[@edisonsun21c]

John Hein no we weren’t John, no, we weren’t.

[@sce2aux464]

But not when you were six years old, I trust?

[@funpeople6940]

I replayed the video thrice just to catch that part

[@josharntt]

@@sce2aux464 Robert was 8 I think

[@richardstarkey2247]

Is it odd that I probably laughed the loudest at the Newscroll of "Bronn Paul proposes auditing the Iron Bank"?

[@mattzellner8739]

lothaw haha me2

[@9forMortalMen]

When you realize that the location of the Democrats is the iron isles...

[@jaymariscal9088]

What is dead may never die.

[@starwarfan8342]

Democrats don't have the honesty to be Iron Born.

[@DaDunge]

@@starwarfan8342 Actually the Iron born are based on the vikings and it's the government style of the descendants of the vikings the democrats want to copy.

[@Youaltubex]

I've never watch game of thrones. Whats that?

[@f.c.laukhard3623]

@@DaDunge No, they don't. They claim they do because the majority of Americans appears to be uninformed enough about Scandinavia to really for the "this is socialism" scheme but in reality, Scandinavian countries rank similar and even higher on the economic liberty scale than most US States thus making Scandinavia more CAPITALIST than the US, not more socialist. Democrats always look at the welfare system and ignore where the money comes from and the policies they advocate for more and more restrictions on the free market. Sweden for example did indeed try something one could call Democratic socialism but that was in the past century and it failed miserably like socialism always does, see Venezuela which also had something one might identify as Democratic socialism. Due to the economic failure of socialism and the resulting bad mood in the population, Democratic socialism only works for a very short time before it drops one of the two terms. In Sweden, we were lucky and dropped the socialism part whereas Venezuela was less lucky and dropped the Democratic part. Do not be stupid and believe that what the far left wants is a 1:1 copy of the Scandinavian model (for Norway, it is even impossible, they have a huge amount of oil income per capita which is impossible in the US and without it, they would look far less impressive, not to mention that huge oil profits and the Green New Deal do not really go hand in hand if yo want to be honest and not just virtue signal). Sweden, as I said, has a free market and even the welfare system becomes less and less sustainable and only worked for so long because the population was very homogeneous which is not the case in the US. Some idealists do not bother to really take a closer look at the things and ignore circumstances that do not fit their agenda.

[@J_Goldi]

The map bit was quality.

[@jimmyp9105]

I will say this, many thing don't age well, 2019 and its funnier then game of thrones is good.

[@mrvulture8981]

Yeah

[@Real_SkyRipper]

Hodor = Hold the Door China = ? Trump has a destiny that we do not know but we need him to fulfill

[@zabaoth]

Cheap Vagina?

[@tomchch]

the great wall of china

[@samoria7530]

Chime my nads

[@dankiepoo5673]

Child the Naar

[@doctorsqueaks1683]

Grab em by the pussy?

[@k_tess]

The Unsullied should have to use men's chamber pots. What if a guy claiming to be Unsullied, but in reality is actually just a plain old sullied, walks in the women's latrine and sullies your daughter.

[@Pomme843]

You mean unsullies?

[@AlgaeNymph]

If she's in *those* kind of lav-loos she has to worry about the *women* too.

[@gorilladisco9108]

@Pomme843 He meant what if it was fake unsullied.

[@surelock3221]

The democrats low key want all of our daughters to get sullied

[@williamhammann3170]

Lmao

[@Gunth0r]

laughed out loud at covfefe

[@paillote]

I can't belive how few like this comments has, I was searching for this. I cried omg. I'm from Argentina and stil was funny to me

[@ZhakyDK]

@@paillote Same here.. maybe people have forgotten, and just assumed it was part of the language

[@djayt1215]

"So we built that wall...and we paid for it...to keep out the free folk...and their red heads?" " there must be a door somewhere" Lol firecrotch melting that ice

[@mawgans.9646]

Reason is amazing.

[@oswaldfeurst5247]

"Porcupine humping a pile of money." - 2017

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Mawgan S. It would be if it weren't left libertarian

[@PurestPosition]

More "Cosmopolitan Libertarian"

[@officialtiimo]

dondoes969 That's code for Left Libertarian lol

[@oswaldfeurst5247]

@timothy I use to know a regressive in Libertarian clothing, at my work. Every stance he had boiled down to "but no body cares" when countered with personal responsibility, property ownership, and meritocracy, my response was "that is not how Libertarianism works".

[@Hawaiian_Pizza_Enjoyer]

„It was Russia’s fault?” “No, a common saying but not they’re official motto.” “There’s always a victim!” “Mhm.”

[@simplyafederalist]

I don't agree politically with all the jokes but this is great political satire.

[@simplyafederalist]

The whole drug war and immigration jokes because I am not libertarian. I am pro-immigration but open borders is insane, just look at EU right now and the disaster their free movement policy is.

[@Cupit29]

What disaster?

[@bigfan1041]

Am Swedish, can confirm. Need to be very careful about immigration.

[@TheGodSilverwing]

@Cupit Folks, here we have the perfect example of an ignorant libtard.

[@aknight1096]

Massive rape epidemics and Islamic terrorism.

[@HeartlandInstitute]

This video better than the fare of every late-night comedy writing team working today. The rapid-fire jokes come as fast as the film Airplane. Keep your eye on the scroll at the bottom of the segments on cable news in Westeros. Some gems: “Couple Refuses to Bake Frey Wedding Cake,” “Lisa Arryn Defends Public Breastfeeding,” “Bronn Paul Proposes Auditing the Iron Bank of Braavos.” Brilliant. Easter eggs all over.

[@iancalvert417]

No shit it's better than every late night comedy show they write a show for almost every day.

[@Meirstein]

Mhysa! Mhysa! Mhysa! ಠ_ಠ Covfefe

[@1090elias]

Meirstein mhysa Jar Jar Binks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[@neitherdoi5790]

can you explain that joke pls?

[@MoisesHernandez-sw5pt]

Neither DoI just search up covfefe

[@tackyman2011]

Hell yeah.

[@טלשוורץ-ת5ר]

You know the mhysa thing is hilarious also because mhysui (sounds similar) means "taxing" in Hebrew.

[@introvertedgal2427]

I love how redheads are an incentive to cross the wall!

[@SuperAtheist]

I want more of this.

[@kenj0418]

..And their redheads... lol

[@evananderson-navarro6142]

Wait, they have redheads? QUICK! TO THE DOOR!

[@TedRogue]

I agree with you, Evan

[@gameordeath5174]

Kenneth Johnson Would abandone Westeros in a second if there weren't any hot redheads around it, that weren't creepy priesteses. Lol

[@towelzz9873]

I'm not a libertarian but this was pretty funny

[@warcrafterhd]

Joel Osteen lmao

[@Thenumber12pwns]

I don't really understand why you'd need to be a libertarian to find this amusing.

[@gerrycollins149]

only a moron would make a comment like this lolol

[@derictate1750]

"and their redheads?" lmao

[@chivenyc]

#whitewalkerlivesmatter

[@hentaihaven2843]

#DragonLivesMatter!

[@FloydMaxwell]

Whyte, not White

[@-Apoptos-]

Floyd Maxwell wight not whyte

[@FloydMaxwell]

Whyte it is. ty JMY.

[@hentaihaven2843]

Floyd Maxwell 😠 That's Racist to judge a walker by his/her skin!

[@Kommiekiller]

“I AM, *THE KING*” Angry libertarian noises

[@person6768]

I'm a republican but I laughed so hard when he said hold my beer. I'm still laughing.

[@HolyknightVader999]

Ironically enough, real Medieval kings did think that liberty was a good incentive for economic development. That's why they gave charters for cities that ruled themselves and paid lip service to the king so long as they paid their fair share of taxes. Cities have self-appointed magnates ruling them, as opposed to landed nobles and their estates.

[@magnuschristianssen8999]

HolyknightVader999 This is true!!! Tragically the Wars of the Reformation nearly destroyed Germany (which had the most free cities) and Germany went backwards..

[@HolyknightVader999]

And that was the problem with the Reformation. People always think it was a case of the good Protestants fighting against the evil Popes, yet the Popes in those days couldn't harm a kitchen mouse and the main combatants were either rebellious nobles and kings who used Protestantism as a cause for war, or Catholic kings and nobles trying to put the former group down and keep the peace. As much of a hard man Philip II of Spain was, he was just defending his turf. Even his invasion of England was due to Elizabeth I turning England Protestant against the wishes of her late sister Mary I of England, who was Philip's wife before her death. Technically, he was the king of England when Mary I was alive.

[@SuperHipsterGamer]

As a Dane it was first when I entered university, that I actually learned how insane many of the protestants were. Sure the catholic church was corrupt, but the reformation was a completely disproportionate response to that corruption. The equivalent would have been for the Italians to remove Berlusconi and replace him with the Taliban.

[@HolyknightVader999]

+Artemisia The most the Church deserved at the time of the Reformation was new leaders. And ironically enough, some of the most honest reformers remained Catholic. Thomas More and Desiderius Erasmus both harshly criticized the flaws of the Church, but dogmatically, they remained Catholic. And the "corruption" in the Church at the time was purely monetary. Even corrupt Popes and churchmen still gave money to the poor. The Protestants, on the other hand, were less likely to give to the poor as many began to believe in predestination. They still coveted the riches of the Church, though, but instead of giving it to the poor they either sold the property of the Church to the highest bidder or kept it for themselves. They were more corrupt than the Popes they wanted to overthrow. And the Popes at that time were guys like Leo X and Clement VII. Guys who couldn't harm a kitchen mouse. Popes like Alexander VI and Julius II were power-hungry, but their ambitions were kept in check-by Italian princes who remained solidly Catholic. The Taliban allegory hits home hard. Many hardcore Protestants might as well have been Jihadists. No wonder Catholic monarchs like Philip II were so hardcore against them.

[@SuperHipsterGamer]

Except the most powerful nation in Europe was France, Scandinavia was behind in every meassure except militarily, and the only "protestant" nation worthy of note during that time was GB, which incidentally weren't lutheran, but merely just the catholic church separated from the vatican. You have 200 hundred years of catholic dominance before the protestants got "ahead".

[@RustyShackleford051]

"The invisible hand of the king" lol

[@OriginalGlorfindel]

Sounds like something Bill Clinton would aspire to having....everywhere....

[@jewiesnew3786]

''Lysa Arryn defends public Breastfeeding '' -fucking gold

[@mvega6018]

"Bend the knee" "I'm a sovereign citizen! I do not belong to any corporation or country..." *Dragon roasts you*

[@garywood97]

"A common saying but not their official motto." So good.

[@jamesranjithkumar]

Democrats: It was Russia's Fault *4 years and still holds well*

[@PaperWill]

“As the invisible hand of the king” is such a good line

[@mattgamble5422]

Best thing ever posted in the history of everything

[@ragnardanneskjold6509]

Try the Star Trek one

[@zoha_qs]

SECOND YOU!

[@laughable6650]

Matt Gamble Obviously you've never seen the History of Everything, I guess then.

[@matthewblood3333]

brilliant

[@dear_totheheart]

The united Libertarian kingdom with the surrounding towns of Hayek, Friedman, Goldwater, and Von Mises...what a dream

[@sashimimisha]

I don't agree with libertarianism but I have to admit; you guys can meme.

[@geoffwaller9058]

@@Jonas-xl4wg you had to say nazi twice ?

[@paperhats5201]

At least it seems that they aren't Rand Paul type of libertarians, supporting Trump cuz lower taxes xd

[@peskylogicchillinsky6007Futube]

WhT do you disagree with?

[@Mythraen]

​@@peskylogicchillinsky6007Futube 4:53 The fact that this is just straight up wrong. It's my understanding that you guys want to let businesses go unregulated... except businesses became regulated as a result of the damage (financial, environmental, what-have-you) they were inflicting while unregulated. Also, you want to see what happens when the principle as described is put into action? Compare a city with planned roads to one without. The planned one is significantly more orderly and navigable. The other one might be more interesting, and locals can get around, but from an outside perspective, the planned one is obviously going to be superior for actual navigation. There's a lot of room here to make analogies to what would happen if you left corporations to make their own roadmap.

[@Irishhound]

@@Mythraen the point behind deregulated markets is that when a company makes major screw ups, people will be intelligent enough to not give that company business. As a libertarian, the first thing I will say is that business and welfare are the last things we would be able to touch. Because modern america has been trained to believe that the government will take care of us. The first step towards a libertarian society would be a change in education. The debate on roads is also one that boils down to education. If you are traveling you should probably look into any and all differences between where you live and where you are going, traffic laws included. Hell even current road ways in individual cities that were individually planned are extremely different and difficult to navigate for "outsiders."

[@DheerajBhaskar]

Amazing editing and lighting to match the GOT scenes. Love the video mate!

[@worsethanjoerogan8061]

"Someone blows up a Sept and now we all have to take our shoes off..."

[@WombatDave]

"So they built that wall" - I love it

[@ccvcharger]

"And the sigil is a porcupine humping a pile of money." God I lost it at that point. Well done.

[@crazypomp927]

"The night is dark and full of terrorists" Oh man that line had me cackling!!

[@MsRealitytvfan]

"Big government if it's our government" 😂😂😂

[@ZDson3112]

2:34 "A porcupine humping a pile of money" Literally died at that. So perfect.

[@AxelxRain]

As a Libertarian, I'm in love with everything here and absolutely subscribed

[@dorkmax7073]

As a tax and spend liberal, this is fucking hilarious.

[@VenomousStare]

well edited and good dialogue

[@darrishawks6033]

Where's the "technically it's ephibophilia" line?

[@oriondesigns2355]

"No dark magic ghost babies"! Lmfao!!!

[@muhammadobamastein7747]

The wall wasn't built to keep out wildlings...

[@watchdealer11]

This is fucking amazing.

[@sirfijoe450]

“As the invisible hand of the king” lmao that one got me

[@sedge6591]

3:30 "The free folk... and their redheads" hahahaha

[@theprisera1221]

invisible hand lol

[@JacatackLP]

Is Grievous coming :0

[@bsembach69]

*LMAO* Coveffe!!!

[@elvolvasky69]

Bill Sembach best part lol

[@chilliard120]

Republican words: Reagan is Coming

[@Justanotherconsumer]

Zombie Reagan? There’s a great simpsons clip about Zombie Lenin on his path to crush capitalism.

[@AyyMacPattyWak]

I died at cofefe 😂 this is GREAT

[@playc.holder6432]

“And in that vault is the SS trust fund” lmao