The universe will eventually implode *shows a galaxy*
@GeoffreyCroker3 жыл бұрын
Obviously you've never seen a photo of the universe before
@_rlb3 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyCroker it's tempting to write a serious reply given that I'm actually an astronomer, but let's keep it funny and light. Love your channel mate. Had no idea you were on Patreon. I know what to do now.
@GeoffreyCroker3 жыл бұрын
In that case, I have 3 serious questions. How many universes have there been? Is there more than one universe at a time? And when the universe collapses into something the size of a golf ball, what is everything around it? This is what keeps me awake at night.
@_rlb3 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyCroker Those are good questions. I'm not a cosmologist so I'm not sure about all the details. But here goes: 1: We can't know for sure. There is no proof that several universes have or have not existed before this one. But it's possible that there have been a (virtually) infinite number of them. Also, billions of universes may exist in the future after our galaxy has died. But the thing is... during the big bang not only the universe came into existence, also time itself started at that, ehm, time. So technically there is no "before this universe" or "after this universe". Regardless, the whole cycle may have repeated itself an unknown number of times. You and I may have existed in any number of galaxies until now. Perhaps in one or two of those I was the one making KZbin videos and you were the couch potato watching them :P 2: Some people believe in the multiverse theory, where an unknown number of parallel universes exist simultaneously. That topic is almost philosophical instead of scientific. You can't disprove the existence of other galaxies so the theory cannot be falsified. There is even a theory that says that every quantum event sort of "generates" an entire new universe. Google "many-worlds interpretation" or MWI for more info. 3: After the collapse of the universe into something really small like a golf ball, an orange or maybe a singularity, there is NOTHING around it. Because technically there is no around it. Also, during the big bang, the universe did not expand into a vacuum or something like that, because that would imply that there was more than just the universe itself into which it could expand. It's a bit like the start of time. There is no before it because time itself did not exist before. During the initial phase of the big bang (the Planck Era), space and time had no actual meaning. Yes some of this stuff keeps me awake at night too, even though I know a tiny little bit about the theory behind it.
@johnkingston72443 жыл бұрын
Fascinating stuff, and all from an entertaining little vice resto video. But what keeps me awake at night is where does the number 42 fit in??
@TheKevinAdventures3 жыл бұрын
There never fails to be some point in your videos that causes me to laugh. I truly enjoy the effort you put into making the videos and the work you do in the videos! Thank you for sharing with us!
@kevinclaris2103 жыл бұрын
I couldn't say any better.
@ineedabeerandaliedwn3 жыл бұрын
I second that!
@traitorouskin74923 жыл бұрын
Thats our boi croker
@HandToolRescue3 жыл бұрын
Ya, but why didn't you remake all the parts for no reason?
@GeoffreyCroker3 жыл бұрын
What I should have done is stick a brass oiler on the side of each one.
@HandToolRescue3 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyCroker Ooooo! Only 1 per side though?
@aaronbegg38273 жыл бұрын
Unnecessarily prominent adjustable [VARIOUS SIZES OF RECORD BENCH VICE]
@AbominableJoshie2 жыл бұрын
I've been hoping to see a continuation on your restoration videos, they are all extremely well done. Thank you for giving me such enjoyable material to watch when the world was locked down! I hope all is well and you're just taking time for yourself!
@Kenprints3 жыл бұрын
3 vices in 1 video that must be a new record 😝
@tThisNThat7 ай бұрын
3.5
@poptart4YALL2 жыл бұрын
Geoffrey, just wanted to let you know I miss you and your videos, hope all is well
@ricgstevens Жыл бұрын
Just prior to watching your video I witnessed another ‘restorer’ butcher what was a lovely No 6 Record vise. Using what looked like wire wheels and dare I say it, grinding disks, he ‘flattened’ the exposed cast iron surfaces. Anyhow, it was a relief to come across your video - especially the part where you used the scraping machine to bring the exposed surfaces back to life. I’m here in search of ideas as I’ve just recently acquired a No 5 vise that requires some work. Thanks for your video. I’ve also saved it.
@Anderzander2 жыл бұрын
Where’ve you gone fella? We’re missing you !
@richardschofield22013 жыл бұрын
Your 2 year old son has just been denied some critical character building.
@davidallen20583 жыл бұрын
Not just any limp but a character limp.
@aaronbuildsa3 жыл бұрын
Nothing says "I learned the importance of safety shoes" like a broken toe!
@nickh25193 жыл бұрын
I just bought a battered Number Zero for almost zero money. If I attached it to the front bumper of my car, it's rip the bumper off. That made me smile. Thanks Geoffrey, that was a great video!
@brianmcdonald4914 Жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd laugh at vice restoration humor, but here I am! 😂 I just restored a NO 6 Irwin myself. I got it for free and was rusted so much I couldn't move the handle with a karate kick! I can certainly appreciate your attention to detail, very nice work!
@peternash62063 жыл бұрын
I am a man with few vices and I found this video totally gripping!
@digitalradiohacker3 жыл бұрын
Come on - Don't be tight with the puns. I'm sure you could squeeze one in somewhere.
@volvogt213 жыл бұрын
The most interesting vice restoration video on KZbin. Congrats mate.
@ayelwin3179 Жыл бұрын
Exactly 💯
@JamieBainbridge3 жыл бұрын
Hard Mode: Replicate all your grandfather's random tool strokes in the new copper jaws and shape them by hand so you don't remove any material from the No 1. Go on!
@Preske3 жыл бұрын
this is a number 0, this is a number 6. This is you, this is the friend she tells you not to worry about.
@theoneandonlyowl37643 жыл бұрын
Nice work Geoff and great to see what you've been messing around with. I found long ago, that mothers don't like a lot of things, like, leaving the 6' ladder out that the two year old can climb and fall off. I'm glad they bounce fairly well... and toes mend.
@mrrberger Жыл бұрын
First YT vid that actually cares about the slide bearing clearance in a vice, well done! All other "restorations" are simply clean and paint. Could have peaned the buttons on the end of the handle.
@isaacray85302 жыл бұрын
Oy! Geoff where did ya go !?!?
@partytempo3 жыл бұрын
The Super Friends transition to the lathe gets me every time. Excellent videos making it worth the wait 👍
@stco24263 жыл бұрын
Fab, as ever. Appreciate your work. Love the new 'to the vice' ident.
@philhyde26353 жыл бұрын
Another great video Geoff. Here in the UK I have just restored a pair of vices. A number 83, and a number 84. Both quick release. I used Paragon paint. The colour is known as Roundel Blue. I like the idea of copper jaws. Fortunately, the original fibre jaw attachments are still available.
@sigg.roijen89073 жыл бұрын
Hello Geoffery! How are you and the Land Rover? Think i speak for us all, but we miss you and your content. Cheers
@aearles73 жыл бұрын
Another great video! (I was just thinking this morning that it had been a while since you had uploaded anything). Thanks!
@grantpritchard74923 жыл бұрын
I've recently stumbled onto restoration videos in the last week and have been binge watching channels like @my_mechanics and @Mister Patina. The calming vibe of precision work on old tools with no dialogue or music is just totally relaxing. This is... nothing like those and I am all for it. Instantly subbed to this channel and will begin watching all the videos immediately.
@_rlb3 жыл бұрын
Excellent video again. You always make me laugh and have me learn something at the same time.
@thomaslawry52383 жыл бұрын
Nice work, as usual Mr Croker. I usually attempt to loosen the jaw screws before I dismantle the vice:. I close the jaws on a 5/16 hex screw driver bit from an impact driver. I normally have a 5/16 ring spanner (aka wrench) on the bit. The clamping force of the jaws helps prevent the flats camming out of the slot. As the screw turns, I gradually unscrew the handle. P.S. The current Irwin swivel base will fit the No.6 (& No.24QR), but the swivel locks aren't as elegant, functional and well designed as the original ones, offered around the 1960s.
@jameshagerman3473 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure about the video either but we all enjoy the journey with you Geoffrey, first class as always. Thanks
@paulcooper28973 жыл бұрын
Love that little #0 ... no idea what this video was either, but I enjoyed it! Thanks for sharing 🇨🇦
@jamespowerish3 жыл бұрын
Love the vid Geoff. Big fan here in Ireland. We are in the middle of a heat wave here. 28 Celsius we are roasting. All the best...
@michaeldallimore85903 жыл бұрын
I always make it to the end! I thoroughly enjoy your productions and look forward to them coming out.
@ABadManinLondon3 жыл бұрын
Geoff, always a treat watching your videos. Thanks mate, and please post more
@Jayneflakes3 жыл бұрын
Another lovely video, thank you for sharing your work.
@bushmanPMRR3 жыл бұрын
I love the explaining and humour of your videos! I watched your series rebuilding your Series and after watching this I want to watch the Series series again! Cheers!
@carldavid15583 жыл бұрын
Always great to see your productions. I really look forward to them. Thanks a lot.
@adamjhons70882 жыл бұрын
It’s been 7 months since you uploaded something…i hope you are doing well mate!!!
@GaryT19523 жыл бұрын
Brilliant mate! You guys with fancy lathes and shapers make the rest of us green with envy
@nkelly.93 жыл бұрын
Thanks Kiwi, your efforts always appreciated
@sf017s43 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate, another epic adventure! As always, entertaining and you bloody make me laugh!
@johno95253 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love these videos. Always seems to brighten my day when I see a new video released. Keep up the good work Geoffrey👍
@chrisblakey91163 жыл бұрын
Wow! On track for 10+ uploads this year. You're a dynamo!
@peteb23 жыл бұрын
Some reasonable ad...vice right there, fellow Kiwi. Good work!
@MrButtonpresser3 жыл бұрын
We all have at least one vice, Geoffrey has a few more...
@grosbeakmc3 жыл бұрын
Hi Geoffrey, great video. You have an excellent sense of humour. I AM sentimental... I have most of my Dad's tools (he's 80 and still going strong) and some of HIS Dad's (he died at 52 when I was six months old). I care for them because they're better made than a lot of stuff you can buy today, and because I would like my daughter to have them someday.
@rhys55673 жыл бұрын
Thank you John. This made me smile. A person's tools are the best gift; they are the gift of everything that could be made and the pleasure of solving, fixing, and creating. I am sure your daughter will adore them. I've inherited about 2.5 generations of tools and they are my most prized possessions.
@grosbeakmc3 жыл бұрын
Rhys, I agree... of all the tools in my garage, the ones from my Dad and Grandfather are the irreplaceable ones. At some point in the future the universe may well implode, but until then their history and care are in my keeping. Even the tool chest was made in a small town less than an hour from here, in a factory which has long since closed.
@j.b.68553 жыл бұрын
Another fun video, your channel is full of them. Can't wait for the next one.
@codename481223 жыл бұрын
Entertaining as always! I loved the music too, thanks for all the effort you put into your videos, it always shows
@Painless613 жыл бұрын
Congrats for 100k subs … 👍🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
@stevenwilliams15503 жыл бұрын
Always quirky, always interesting and I wish you posted more. One of the best channels around. Cheers from the city of Lockdowns ...
@paulthompson54163 жыл бұрын
Geoffrey you may not have know what the video was🤷🏼♂️ but I enjoyed every minute off it!! Top job 👌🏼
@tomnwoo3 жыл бұрын
Epic content as ever, i usually don't like videos with nonsense in them, but your nonsense is just the right type ;)
@davidfarmer3 жыл бұрын
I just picked up some of that gun blue last weekend. I left a part that was rusty in some evaporust, and it ate the bluing lol, so I went and picked some of that gun blue up, works really great.
@MiniLuv-19843 жыл бұрын
You are a very entertaining fella Mr. Croker.
@pkuula3 жыл бұрын
Nice video again! When u drill stuck bolt out most of times you dont need to drill beyond bolt head. Take big enough drill and drill bolt head out. Many times left over bolt stump is relatively easy to remove with pliers.
@brianmac12 жыл бұрын
Good stuff, I refurbed a No 1, without a lathe or any re-machining. And yes, the early Records were the darker blue.
@BabaG3 жыл бұрын
Some have made it to the end, maybe over 5000 have. I like that the you have come to the conclusion that the "universe" will implode as in it will all become a giant black hole :)... maybe the No 6 vise (vice) will hold the implosion in place :). Thanks for sharing another good project.
@TheMarcball3 жыл бұрын
Rather puzzled by your calling and choice of music, puzzled that I am not the only weirdo who likes both ancient tool restoration and goa trance music. Oh well. God bless. Thanks for the inspiration and keep on trucking!
@spenmac3 жыл бұрын
Love all the special sfx, but that music was on point fella 🤘
@lodgecav4903 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a pair of tweezers in the jaws of the shifter at the end😁 great show as always!
@edwardwilson9903 жыл бұрын
Geoffrey, none of us actually own quality tools. We're all just curators until we can pass them off to another temporary keeper and hope they can say we took good care of them while in our possession. 😊
@Alan1970B3 жыл бұрын
Nice, I too have a Record No.1 that was my Grandfathers and his workbench as well.
@andreduplessis5083 жыл бұрын
On my workbench I have two N°:6 vices on opposite ends to help me out - reason being, I only have daughters. Great and versatile. Bought the extra one at a pawn shop when my dad passed away. Really missed it when he wasn't there anymore to help. Whenever I work I still imagine its him helping me...
@John仰望十架的栋栋3 жыл бұрын
Wish u continue coming up with videos about nice restoration and hard-to-understand sense of humor. --2021. 9. 11
@johndavies23963 жыл бұрын
Of course we made it to the end! I have old record tools that look like the colour you have used but mine are a little dirty cheers stay safe
@BricelynTowne3 жыл бұрын
Damn solid content I could watch this all day.
@RRCRestoration3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful job! Nice one! :)
@warm3323 жыл бұрын
Yes! Together at last 😁
@jonathanfenne49483 жыл бұрын
Awesome. Loving the restoration. You know those copper shims should be brass though....:) I like the blue. Reminds me of my Grandad too.
@gplusgplus22863 жыл бұрын
Oh fantastic, another vice restoration video. But none of the others have the red trollface in them!!!
@scroungasworkshop46633 жыл бұрын
Apparently there are several shades of the original blue like Dawn used several shades of red. It’s actually called Roundel Blue but I couldn’t find it in Australia so I used Ford engine blue on my number 0 vice. A Record officianardo said it was a good match so I was happy with that. Personally I alway have a vice at each end of my bench. They don’t have to be the same size but I make sure the fixed jaw of each vice are in alignment with each other. This makes it easy to hold long pieces on the bench. Your six and three would work well for that. Cheers Stuart 🇦🇺
@robertpartsmade58323 жыл бұрын
Outstanding work as always sir Regards 🇬🇧
@LambertZero3 жыл бұрын
yeah, the #0 would make a nice hood ornament for the landrover
@paulidson14833 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing, just bought a Record vice number 1 to restore and use
@barrymcgrath52493 жыл бұрын
I did my Record number 6 last week, oddly enough, when I tried to remove the jaws I had a few issues. Discretion being the better part of valour, I bailed, and worked with them in alone. The finish was high gloss 5002, detailing with a white paint pen. Looks smart
@dinxsy80693 жыл бұрын
I love RECORD Vices, British products made when they were at the peak.
@keithdrew54282 жыл бұрын
Crazy man ! Love your videos
@mohabatkhanmalak11613 жыл бұрын
Jolly good guv'nor. Strangely............. that blue reminds me of an Austin Devon someone had. Cheers.
@playvoltage2 жыл бұрын
this is hilarious and captures the joy of tool restoration - how is this fun again??
@paulprescott79133 жыл бұрын
Great vid loved t. The correct colour for all Record vices is Roundall Blue. And the best thing about those old vices is that they are Made in England and are very good quality. The same cannot be said for the Irwin one you have that was made in China.
@stephensmith7625Ай бұрын
Informative and entertaining. Thank you
@craigmunday37073 жыл бұрын
Would be great to watch a video on spray painting, paints, cleanup, spray gun setup, etc.
@patricksommerville67063 жыл бұрын
@1:37 that’s a bloody bargain mate
@derb_3 жыл бұрын
Come for the work, stay for the beats. It's awesome hearing a heavy electronic soundtrack where you'd usually hear some twangy guitars. Not that twangy guitars aren't enjoyable.
@mathuetax3 жыл бұрын
Satin finishes, be it in paint or clear have an additive in them to create the satin or flat appearance. The product must be very well stirred initially and continually stirred during application so it does not settle out.
@GeoffreyCroker3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@mathuetax3 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyCroker Glad to help. It is somewhat unintuitive to most that solvent-based paint typically* by default is glossy and to achieve other finishes requires an additive. (*there are occasional exceptions naturally, but by-and-large.) One would think it is the opposite, you add components to MAKE it shiny. For instance, some enamel automotive finishes might have a hardener added will slightly enhance the gloss. But this is due to how the hardener also -slightly- makes the paint level out more.
@nitro74cs3 жыл бұрын
Nice work, they all turned up really good. If you are unsure or unhappy with No:6 colour, I suggest that you can sand out the paint on all the writings like No:6, Record and Made in England and go over them with white enamel paint. That may brake up somewhat dullness of dark blue and make it look bit more interesting.
@philipdenner8504 Жыл бұрын
I love restoring vices. i use Australian Dawn vices can still buy new parts for them and they are damn strong.
@apistosig41733 жыл бұрын
Dunno why but always love Vice restorations. Personally I love Record tools but I would have hammertoned the aesthestics.
@DDB1683 жыл бұрын
The colour looks great.
@leopsara23603 жыл бұрын
Nice and neat well done
@staples9702212 жыл бұрын
Hello, Have you abandoned your KZbin channel... it's been 8 months since you lasted posted a video? I always enjoyed your videos. Cheers!
@nigelstone32293 жыл бұрын
All now as good as new. No, actually better than when they were new!!!!
@TheEphemeris3 жыл бұрын
Always great content!!! Keep it coming mate
@connorbunch35773 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how with a seemingly simple project, there can be all kinds of snags. This must have been a test of patience! The end results were great though.
@apistosig4173 Жыл бұрын
recut "new" threads Geoff - the way to go. A small vice is invaluable - I have a few. My large Dawn = awesome.
@marvintpandroid22133 жыл бұрын
A man who has many vices.
@vinerellos2 жыл бұрын
What has happened to Geoffrey Croker and the next instalment of the Land Rover?
@skinnyweather3 жыл бұрын
George RR Martin : Winds of Winter :: Geoffrey Croker : Land Rover Restoration (/s)
@vogs723 жыл бұрын
I know what this video was- inspiration to get my grandfather’s Record vice out of the garage and mounted on my yet unbuilt workbench 😃
@dav1dsm1th3 жыл бұрын
The impact driver would have had a better chance if you'd secured the vice in some way - so that it didn't move when the impact driver was struck. The initial impact of the hammer on the driver is the most important for releasing the stuck screw. By not restraining the movement of the vice, energy is wasted overcoming the inertia of the vice to get it moving, rather than turning the stuck screw. Looking forward to seeing the refreshed vices in future videos.
@restorationconstantines77313 жыл бұрын
Amazing work👍
@stun97713 жыл бұрын
👍🏻 ah, love to see tools repaired…I too have a big old Record vice that was my Fathers…I don’t somehow see it getting restored with such vigour though….