2:06 "Do you still like nature despite what it did to you?" Underrated scorcher
@ConciousK23233 ай бұрын
"You make me glad I'm not a single man miss" 😂😂😂😂😂
@jinxthatsme23172 жыл бұрын
1:26 the only NPC with a good comeback.
@TimmyTurner_765 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that was crazy
@Carguy2000-f8p Жыл бұрын
Damn!!! If only npc’s from rdr2 had responses like this.
@lepersonnage37110 ай бұрын
@@Carguy2000-f8p rdr1 does not give a fuck, rdr2 is a bit more sterile
@erinf19159 ай бұрын
rdr1 insults were downright diabolical
@sekmineballe2 жыл бұрын
2:07 my favorite insult
@ConciousK23232 ай бұрын
"Promise me you won't have children mister" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheCrabThatGotSuckedIntoADelta2 жыл бұрын
Arthur gave his life just so John could insult prostitutes and poor farmers instead of saving his family
@thatthinginyoureye Жыл бұрын
Bet Arthur's ghost was thinking "Goddammit, Marston! I didn't sacrifice my life just so you could act like Micah!" when this was happening
@psychebucc754411 ай бұрын
I only wanted to insult lawmen.
@nickcara9711 ай бұрын
Tbf low honor Arthur would do the same during his heyday so.
@skywalkershortss9 ай бұрын
Its even worse for me I insult everybody as jack marston Now i got two dissapointed ghosts the likes of arthur and john
@Lauderdizzle3 ай бұрын
@@psychebucc7544 Fun thing I've discovered with low honor John-- if you physically bump into/knock over lawmen out and about he gives an obviously sarcastic 'oops, sorry deputy.' Sort of like the 19th century equivalent of 'stop hitting yourself' XD
@eddiethebanished62612 жыл бұрын
2:31 NOT HERBET MOON
@sarahjamesinasarah64232 жыл бұрын
0:51 “And I thought I’d go to my grave having never seen a eunuch!” Jesus Christ, John!!
@DarrellThody2 жыл бұрын
C'mon man Armadillo just got through scarlet fever, desert plague, typhus, and cholera, they don't need John Marston to add to the list of things that have plagued them in the last decade 😭
@thunderlips52932 жыл бұрын
1:02 that comeback was insane tho
@earlysunzetz9 ай бұрын
that shit had me weak, along with john's response
@wmbdhtbd Жыл бұрын
3:12 dawg😭
@thatthinginyoureye Жыл бұрын
I kinda wish honor had an impact on RDR1's story. Like if you were to die with low honor, it could have John's death being praised and Ross would be seen as an unexpected hero, while high honor would have Ross being widely criticized and his corrupt actions would become public knowledge, which would then lead to his retirement
@godzillazfriction9 ай бұрын
@@Cerberus589oh jesus you guys don't have an ounce of clue to what you're talking about... RDR1's Honor system doesn't equate to a 'morality-like' system like in other games such as inFAMOUS (although in inFAMOUS' case, it's labelled as the 'Karma' system) but rather that, it's just supposed to further expand the already established character of John Marston, so that means you can be anything you want, and you can choose to do things how you want, but only when it makes sense to further expand the establishment of John as a character and the story as a whole, whereas RDR2 failed in this aspect as the Honor system equated overall to a morality-like system, even though it shares the same basis level of what RDR1 set out to do such as killing innocent ppl will still make sense for the establishment of Arthurs character while in High Honor but the problem lies with how Rockstar intended Arthur's character to be and transpiring that into the Honor system that Rockstar created...
@harleywoodall61692 жыл бұрын
4:29 "ThAt'S a FaCe OnLy A mOtHeR cOuLd LoVe" 😂😂😂
@sebastianc1580 Жыл бұрын
"To beat until its blue, probably."
@ConciousK23233 ай бұрын
"You could make a blind man cry" 😂😂😂
@ConciousK23233 ай бұрын
"Did someone lose a dog" 😂😂😂😂
@omegaomg1752 жыл бұрын
Imagine having this insults in rdr2
@melodicsatisfactionproductions2 жыл бұрын
Some of them are, some directly some in spirit.
@omegaomg1752 жыл бұрын
@@melodicsatisfactionproductions damn i must try to look for them.
@OutlawedPoet2 жыл бұрын
Arthur uses "Your wife must have to close her eyes *real* tight" in RDR2. Pretty sure it's one of his follow-up lines when calling a man ugly.
@melodicsatisfactionproductions2 жыл бұрын
@@OutlawedPoet "that's a face only a mother could love" is one John has in both games
@namedclaiming8212 жыл бұрын
@@melodicsatisfactionproductions Arthur must’ve taught him “Your wife has to close her eyes real tight”
@ConciousK23233 ай бұрын
"You should be standing in the field scaring crows" 😂😂😂
@thegrayone5666 Жыл бұрын
Jesus John is choosing violence in rdr1. Granted if i had my family held hostage. Oh id be pissed too. Immensely.
@lordeddy052 жыл бұрын
John is a savage here
@sekmineballe2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@makivfx11 ай бұрын
“what creature is this” ☠️
@Whocares1584 ай бұрын
That's my favorite insult. 😂
@ConciousK23233 ай бұрын
"You look kinda inbred friend" 😂😂😂😂
@angeloading Жыл бұрын
4:12 HOOOOOOOOOOLY 😭😭😭
@ConciousK23232 ай бұрын
"You seem like you're inbred mister" 😂😂😂😂
@weskside83492 жыл бұрын
0:20 is amazing.
@Mike535344 ай бұрын
1:02 just because people laugh at you all day don’t make you a comedian friend You look like you’re about to fill your pants friend
@ВладиславБулаев-л3э2 жыл бұрын
2:18 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Congacongarizzofficial5 ай бұрын
2:10 this boy got cooked by john
@Farfigschiter. Жыл бұрын
"why you wearing that dress sir?"
@LordSalazarsRevenge Жыл бұрын
And i never thought I'd go to my grave having never seen a eunuch! Proof that John is Jack Sparrow's descendant
@tennisthelegend2 жыл бұрын
How could you insult Herbert Moon?!?!
@kbowman968 Жыл бұрын
Herbert moon sucks ass
@amir.music20054 ай бұрын
"Why are you wearing that dress, sir?!" 💀💀
@ConciousK232320 күн бұрын
"You look kinda inbred friend" 😂😂😂😅
@harleywoodall61692 жыл бұрын
1:40 "NoW tHeRe'S a FaCe ThAt CoUlD fReEzE hElL oVeR." - 1911 John Marston. (Same line that Arthur says to insult Sadie in Rdr2.) - Arthur Morgan 1899.
@gravybiscuits58810 ай бұрын
WHAT IS TROUBLING YOU?
@fullsendabeerforme2988 Жыл бұрын
3:12 0:07 damn
@genuinesaucy6 күн бұрын
Poker player: *checks instead of betting* John: "DO YOU PEE SITTIN' DOWN!?"
@yourehereforthatarentyou Жыл бұрын
3:09
@hmisalredydead4 ай бұрын
"i think you forgot to shave madam" bro i just opened the video, chill out
@enchantedfoxysword257 ай бұрын
Kodos for everyone in Mexico taking Johns foolery
@Cwalk122227 ай бұрын
“ you best hurry your mommas expecting you home”
@soulperish9992 жыл бұрын
1:21
@Maxxon89Ай бұрын
01:01 That comeback. I died at 01:25
@buccX9 ай бұрын
I got fired from a job for using insults inspired from these.
@Ben-io2vo2 ай бұрын
Which ones did you go for?
@CAPTAIN_TERMINOTERROR2 жыл бұрын
Dutch: Did you ever see a John Marston insulting people freely? Hosea: Not outside of a circus!🤣
@ImperiusLex Жыл бұрын
I swear John is even more cruel when he antagonizes people in the first game when compared to how he antagonizes people in the second game.
@dannymac939 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting an entirely different John in 2 because of how cold he could be in 1. Like a lot of people suggest he was a cold hearted son of a bitch when he wanted to be, and I never really got that feeling when playing RDR2. Compare the way he speaks to Uncle in the first versus the second, it’s insane
@alboorts Жыл бұрын
@@dannymac939 Yea but John was a cold blooded murderer who didnt have almost no patience
@Whocares158 Жыл бұрын
So was Arthur a lot of people tend to forget that Arthur isn't a good man neither remember he almost beaten up a sick man to death? Doesn't matter if you play High Honor Arthur or High Honor John people forget these men are dangerous outlaws. You can't magically make your past sins disappear just because you decide to do some good deeds.
@alexdeghost2729 Жыл бұрын
I dunno. When you antagonize just once, John says some pretty fucked up shit like in the first game. "Heard Kin 'round here had a habit of marrying" "You know you're still ugly at 20 paces" "Mister you got weepy and a sweaty lip"
@OutlawedPoet8 ай бұрын
@@alexdeghost2729"Ay, I got scars on my face and I'm still prettier than you."
@stirfry55607 ай бұрын
Hey pard, it’s me… Herbert Moon… :(
@Nonesuch037 ай бұрын
"Were your parents' siblings" John has no chill.
@1oddentity Жыл бұрын
"Who did that to you?"
@josefellowz20422 жыл бұрын
Damn Dirty Boah
@ranakin9000 Жыл бұрын
How the fuck do you get him to say this stuff?! in all my years I swear!
@John-996 Жыл бұрын
You have to play with low honour. Another cool thing with low honour and High Fame NPCs will fear you.
@williamwatts6463 Жыл бұрын
RdR2 NPCs: "I'm offended, so I'll tell the sheriff on you Marston and/or fight back because you insulted me with words!" RdR1 NPCs: " I remember you from 4 years ago Marston! I'll just ignore you, do nothing and take the insults."
@Cwalk122227 ай бұрын
then there’s rd1 npcs just stand there and take it lol