RED lore VS BLU lore

[@SeanIsSuperFunny]

Yall i cant heart all your comments 😭 Ty for the views tho i appreciate it

[@starwarsevilanakin]

Its so peak

[@panda_ultra_solo2912]

RED: What is wrong with the teleporter? BLU: What is wrong with the respawn machine?

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

Ooo! That's actually a good idea for a spinoff of Emesis Blue. "Emesis Red" Where instead of focusing on the respawn machine, it could focus on the teleporter. I also noticed that just about every shot of Emesis Blue takes places at night, and most of the time in the rain. So maybe for Emesis Red, they could have the setting focused around the scorching hot clear sky day in the middle of the desert.

[@mitang7508]

@@Ostan-jw2bg And based on the thing about teleporting, what would you need in a war in the supply lines? And since their supply lines are teleporters, what would happen if they malfunctioned or did not work?

[@Trashpile-bf6vk-1hg809ksa]

@@Ostan-jw2bg good idea bro cookin' stuff

[@NamsaRay]

@@Ostan-jw2bg Isn't expiration date already was based on teleporter?

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

@@NamsaRay Expiration Date wasn't a horror movie though, it wasn't even remotely the same as Emesis Blue.

[@joeypickering5273]

I always had this headcannon that RED was the silly goobers we see them as and that BLU is a team of cold-hearted, serious, and willing to do anything for their own good.

[@ProfTricky3168]

Watch Hoovydundy pt 1 and 2. It plays into this scenario really well.

[@Project_Amirani]

Yeah REDs being silly goofy hippie commies who just share things live their life and have fun, while BLUs being cold-hearted individualistic competitive capitalists who are like IRL mercenaries.

[@kyledougherty2823]

reminds me of red vs blue. red team was more about humor and being along for the ride while blue dealt with the more story related serious stuff

[@krunken_isok]

that's literally my headcanon as well

[@tpd1864blake]

Especially in the Meet the Pyro video, that’s kind of exactly how it’s portrayed

[@Monkeh2001]

Red lore: Scout's mother :D Blu lore: Horrors beyond your comprehension

[@macyk113]

-why you not scared? -i dont get it.

[@FloofMother]

Red Lore: scout’s mother :D Blu lore: scout’s mother :(

[@apchistuz]

I dont get it

[@veilnebula2411]

Red lore: well of to visit your mother XD Blue lore: well boys i figure we are about to visit our mothers

[@JakeSolorio-w9t]

​@@macyk113 same

[@BrudDumbBucket]

BLU has a bigger level of suffering than Red. Kinda shows that the two teams have… WAY different kinds of experience.

[@Caliver_174]

Till this day BLU hasn't won problably cuz it focus more on RED however it's nice the fan base gives blue lore

[@flakc9634]

@@Caliver_174it’s false lore

[@speedlife735]

@@flakc9634 nuh uh

[@Caliver_174]

@@flakc9634 FFS a made actually

[@Sillyghost_1]

@@flakc9634okay I don’t see the actual creators making more lore so might as well make this a widespread headcanon lore since everyone loves it

[@gienne_s]

RED lore: hehe bread teleport = zombie monster BLU lore: *literal torture and cruel deaths*

[@Someguymanperson]

Totally different story lines

[@HappyMan25]

Honestly the only thought i have after hearing medic from a scout the 100th time over one round be like

[@111uhhhh1]

nah dude the whole slaughter house is literally a embodiment of hell itself

[@Andrew-o2f6v]

In BLU lore almost every red died

[@thebackflippingcat3322]

RED Demo just there for no reason

[@nikitaavdeev9681]

Red lore: I TELEPORTED BREAAAD Blu lore: when they figured out how to bring us back, some of us would tell stories about what they saw on the other side. saw old friends, family, mostly strangers... I spoke to my grandfather. He's been dead for thirty years... He told... "it's eternity in there"

[@LifeIsCool55]

"longer than you think...."

[@sugarpapaelmo2004]

"My eyes hurt..."

[@Essentialanimations]

“Some get stuck inside, trying to come through*

[@Napper0183]

“your tellin me that this has happend before?” “Doc, what is wrong with the respawn machine?”

[@Unstability3]

@@Napper0183 "You don't want to know..."

[@Averagemanjoe]

RED: an organization that actually puts extra money towards the respawn machine BLU: "think about the money you will save!"

[@kritzzkrieg]

Mercenaries are very cheap these days! With a Respawn Machine on every frontline, there will be no worry!

[@Spartan_Tanner]

@@kritzzkrieg A respawn gap?! You must be joking.

[@Buppamen]

RED: Teleporting bread all day BLU: Enigmatic experience in the slaughterhouse

[@TheDestroyer55e]

slaughterhouse geometry dash reference

[@Buppamen]

@@TheDestroyer55e I was referring to the Conagher Slaughterhouse

[@TheDestroyer55e]

@@Buppamen i know

[@LazyManPolishMan]

Enigmatic Sans last breath reference

[@MISSIMIG-wx6cr]

I watched the entire emesis blue film and at the same time I was terrefied and confused I was completely amazed on how such a piece of art could be made by a community of a game which it's own company doesn't give 2 craps about

[@SandwichGamesHeavy]

By a single person, probably

[@modeman15]

​@@SandwichGamesHeavy Ironic, but the people who made it are Australian.

[@Rudnaz_127]

@@modeman15 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE. OI OI OI!

[@Amis5474]

Shut up and get lost

[@Isaactaco-vl3eb]

I didn’t understand the lord either but it was hella interesting to watch

[@liam33012]

0:33 it's cool how spy points the gun at himself trying to end it, but then realizes there's water

[@popcat1787]

I never noticed that lol

[@costumfangirlygirl]

​@@popcat1787me as well

[@SpringBross]

Nice catch, sir!

[@YouTubeEncouragesViolence]

He doesn't point the gun at himself. Rewatch at slow speed.

[@ANASMatap]

​@@KZbinEncouragesViolenceoh yeah, he doesnt

[@Fatih_M177]

Red is like the "Scary" Colour while Blue can be somewhat peaceful. But for the the two teams it's the opposite. Red Team ain't having too many issues and are living their lives somewhat peaceful in a "Chaotic Cartoon" way While Blue team is just groundhog day combined with the Jaunt! Red is fire while blue is water, but that fire keeps you warm while the water drowns you! Emesis blue is such a great film i love it!

[@ВиноградФиолетовый2008]

Blue is also a cold and melancholic color that creates feelings of loneliness and hopelessness and some maturity. Red is a cheerful warm color that improves mood and makes the environment more energetic and kind. But that's just how I see colors.

[@geegcola]

@@ВиноградФиолетовый2008thats also kinda supported by the building materials of the team buildings

[@ellugerdelacruz2555]

In short, Red is Dante and Blue is Virgil...

[@risyadxmi443]

Poetic gold

[@Thatoneweirdo702]

Song name: dark beach, by pastel ghost

[@andrewyang754]

Thanks

[@davidsht2390]

bro is so worthy that the thor's Hammer picks up by itself

[@lokish]

Is there somwhere that exact slowed version?

[@SeanIsSuperFunny]

​@@lokishyou go into the guy i mentioned in the description, click the medic experience thing and go to its description, go to slowed version and yeah

[@Heavyweponsguy-ch6mu]

@user-di7mv1mz8jexpiration date

[@ARX_FXRRY]

I can't get over the fact that Spy is still smoking in the Hospital after being burned completely into a crisp like yeah it's a serious scene but FUCKING LOOK AT HIM

[@Rusted-studios]

It’s based of a shock photo I saw it in a video about the known lore of the film

[@paprika059]

I knlw this is a serious scene but... Man is burnt crispy, still smoking with his hands in the air like he just don't care. Fucking French Fry

[@michaelvargas4584]

Red just fighting a monster shape like a bread Meanwhile Blu suffering from enternal death over and over again

[@lunsine]

it is more like a bread shaped like a monster...

[@RedTeam_Medic]

Emesis blue: *respawn lore* Emesis red: “WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!” “AS LONG AS NO ONE WATCHES SKIBIDI TOILET” “QUESTION”

[@owenwoolley3394]

“WHATS YOUR QUESTION SOLDIER?”

[@RedTeam_Medic]

@@owenwoolley3394 “WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?”

[@timothyleplayer]

@@owenwoolley3394 "eye watch skibidi toilet"

[@buffsniper]

​@@timothyleplayerHOW. MUCH

[@sebastianmarczak6072]

@@buffsniper "I have done nothing but watch skibidi toilet for 3 days"

[@Cheese_man318]

Red lore: well teleporter is fucked Blu lore: if anyone dies they are gone

[@SeanIsSuperFunny]

Respawn!!

[@Cheese_man318]

Ze respawn machine is broken soldier We can’t

[@Rofol46onPC]

@@Cheese_man318 **soldier scream**

[@BentlyDoesBentlyThings]

That’s the effects of cheating death for too long, it’s quite terrible

[@Rofol46onPC]

@@BentlyDoesBentlyThings WELL MAGOTS I'M NOT DEAD! *I'M STILL OUT THERE IN THE MILLATARY CAUSE I NEVER LOST!!!*

[@LeBoyBrando]

Red: Defeating gigantic teleported bread Blue: Defeating insanity Red: Explaining how teleporting bread works Blue: Explaining how respawn machine works Red: "We are not most men... We are mercenaries." Blue: "It's eternity in there."

[@aegea363]

Now all we need is for valve to declare this as literal canon that happened after red team got their ending

[@RedTeam_Medic]

We don’t talk about BLU

[@melikewumpafruit]

Yes we dont

[@sqpinks538]

Blue-ue-ue, we don't talk about Blue!

[@Sentry_tf2]

Medic tf you used me to kill my engi💀💀💀

[@RedTeam_Medic]

@@Sentry_tf2 SHUT UP OR I’LL CALL UP THE FRENCH

[@Sentry_tf2]

No *Laughing*

[@h.l_r1622]

In "Spy's disguise" you can literally see the whole red team get slaughtered

[@Bromansvans]

Wait you’ve got a point there. They literally show a corps- Wait, you weren’t talking about Meet The Spy. nvm.

[@Sleepy_Moss09]

RED Lore: uh oh, bread monster BLU Lore: *It's eternity in there...*

[@kyledougherty2823]

longer than you think

[@somerandomguyintheinternet]

RED Lore - "THINGS HAVE GONE WRONG, BUT TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT AGAIN!" BLU Lore - "It's longer than you think...i have seen the other side." "You're gonna make it fritz." "I know..."

[@John-MosesCrowley]

…but the chamber wasn’t empty…

[@tahafawad426]

Red: Spy:this is a bucket Soldier:dear god Spy:there’s more Soldier:no Blue:S U F F E R

[@leamon_3]

0:12 the best part is that slowing down and how deeper the tones get.

[@SandwichGamesHeavy]

This is perfect. Also Emesis Blue is a dark reflection of the tf2 lore. *BUT* BLU caused RED more trouble than RED to BLU

[@Theinfectorss]

The BLU got the most PTSD more then anyone else

[@undericel_SPT]

"Do you ever feel like you're getting watched?"

[@iknowwhereulivesomwhere]

"Doc,i live at the second floor."

[@Not_NightguardVr]

Hey Doc do you ever feel like your being watched?

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

"Have you spoken to your mother about this?"

[@AuroraBoriales-g6q]

​@@sviatoslavs.1305 she said it's all in my head

[@DeikRoschmann-bf1rj]

That cinematic is the reason why i always choose blu. The suffering is familiar

[@Jack_Cooper098]

Emesis blue is one of the greatest film of all time

[@the_gooberX3]

fr

[@ДмитрийМаер-э8ш]

So atmospheric, so good...

[@Tallgeese-Enthusiast]

I guess you could say blu is feeling, blue.

[@SeanIsSuperFunny]

That slaps me on the knee!!! -heavy tf2 2011

[@-arcademaster101-]

it just hit me that Emesis Blue is one of the few movies I actually want to rewatch, especially more than once, which has gotta be pretty impressive for a feature length SFM animation

[@jaespect]

the emesis blue left me like i was hit on the head with a sledge hammer i saw coming, truly petrified and confused beyond concussion

[@SeanIsSuperFunny]

Just so you guys know, i know this isnt canon blu lore, but im all in for fan lore so yeah

[@nikitaavdeev9681]

You know, Emesis Blu doesn't break that many established canons. I think you could say that Emesis Blu is the final chapter of TF2.

[@Someguymanperson]

@@nikitaavdeev9681 only problem is "that many"

[@Pesky_Parrot]

Hey, what’s the song name?

[@SeanIsSuperFunny]

​@@Pesky_Parrotdid you find it

[@Pesky_Parrot]

@@SeanIsSuperFunny yeh

[@amazingnoo9935]

Red: haha funny bread go brrr Blu: Death isn’t an escape. It’s a consequence.

[@MinosPrimeRealThewhen]

Crazy that a game that is so hardy memed on and has some of the craziest lore you’ve ever seen and it gong so deep is crazy.

[@Wip_Osp]

RED: "seduce me" "what!? Spy I ain't gonna-" "SEDUCE ME!" BLU: "my eyes hurt..." "I spoke to my grandfather, he's been dead thirty years" "what'd he say?" "i t ' s a n e t e r n i t y i n t h e r e" "y'know how long I've waited for this? *longer than you think* "

[@breadcrumbs_420]

RED lore: bred monstr BLU lore: ...

[@the_gooberX3]

red lore: oh noes isa bread monster!!!!! blue lore: horrors beyond our comprehension+respawn machine creating mutants,zombies and others.

[@frostle523]

“It’s eternity in there.” “Longer than you think.”

[@reliktim]

RED lore: WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE BLU lore: WE CANNOT RESURRECT BREAD ANYMORE

[@lambsman]

Drug addiction vs. a living giant tumor infected bread.

[@brainrunbygoblin]

RED lore : i teleported bread! BLU lore : Manmade Horrors Beyond One's Comprehension.

[@111uhhhh1]

you know the crazy thing is? maybe this was the reason why there is no civilian gamemode because of the events of emesis blue

[@garyboxall5015]

i realized that everyone in emesis blue look the same, uk like heavy with his tankyness, spy with his make and accent, soldier with his helmet,engineer with his goggles, sniper with his australian accent and his hat, demoman with his eyepatch, scout with his cap n stuff, medic having his german accent, but pyro

[@Un_forgotton]

Red: happy and friendly! Blu: smth out of a War movie.

[@justracoon2529]

Red:Something from a war movie where main character is a cool guy Blue:Something from a war movie that shows the horrors of war

[@bingchilling3914]

Red: "WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!" BLU: "It's eternity in there..."

[@claudedebussyreal]

red: haha bread monster! blu: *LONGER THAN YOU THINK*

[@OfficialbannedfromLife]

to those who wanna watch both of the vid here it is -emesis blue 0:13 -expiration date 0:00 idk why did i even made this :|

[@TheOneGordonFreeman]

Gordon Freeman lore: "hehe, crowbar go woosh." G-Man lore:

[@AdzimHere]

Red: valve Blu: community

[@stevenbarba6016]

Red Lore: "yay! Bread! Victory! Bucket of chicken!" Blu Lore: *"God's Light has abandoned us..... It's getting so cold..."*

[@ЕгорСергиевский-б9п]

"it's just a video game charachter, don't get too excited"

[@cubedches]

Red's medic: 🤣 Blu's medic: 💀

[@dreggman203]

soldier is genuinely that guy for enduring all of that

[@jeromedavid1771]

Red: Pocket Medic Blue: Battle Medic

[@Bioligentical]

Blu team lore:malfunctioning respawn machine Red team lore:bread

[@stevenbarba6016]

Guys what if Emesis Red is just The Serverblight? In Emesis Blue, the respawn gives rise to insanity and fears of death But in the Serverblight, perhaps a teleporter gone wrong gives rise to a demonic all encompasing intelligence that assimilates whatever it can reach

[@SerafimhackAlt]

Red:The bread is a monster Blu: *Eternity is in here*

[@microcosms2420]

Red: i teleported bread for the past three days Blue: bread? Theres no bread in the sinners bakery...

[@vettyyt2995]

Cute medic smile 2:05

[@metropolicec1787]

Builders league beloved♥

[@ThutapyaesoneNoenoe]

Red Lore: "i have teleported Bread!" Blu Lore:

[@XelEdits]

red lore: WE CAN'T SPAWN BREAD NO MORE? blu lore:

[@Di-Sapien]

If I ever get into SFM, all of the goofy videos are gonna follow RED, while all the serious videos are gonna follow BLU

[@giantlizard9158]

Red lore: uh oh a wacky bread monsters on the loose!! blu lore: its an eternity in there

[@PawelSzlosarek-u6e]

RED lore : I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past 3 days BLU lore : Unimaginable pain and suffering

[@michaelraeburn2563]

Red: we had to fight a giant loaf of bread Blue: …

[@Big_RandyTM]

I love how everyone takes emisis blue as canon now

[@SeanIsSuperFunny]

@@Big_RandyTM read my comment

[@Ivory24601]

"You look lost, Stranger...."

[@pinga_chan]

Fan fact: "Exploration date", as well as official comics chronologically takes place after main tf2 events. In this timeline "RED" team formed by miss Pauling and Admininstrator, from leftovers of both teams. For example, Scout here is actually from BLU team

[@BombertOficjalny]

RED: Epic moments BLU: Tragic moments

[@TKR-ox9ff]

"And that's how I lost my medical license"

[@Bears-Are_Swell]

I’ve had a stranger idea that Emesis Red was a real thing and they have suffered through horrors upon horrors but now they’re just kinda living after the fact in a retirement home simulation to keep them happy and stimulated. Emesis blue is canon and Blu is in that stage at the present and eventually got dropped into the happy simulation that Red is in and the rest of the lore goes off from that. It’s the only was Emesis Blue can be can be canon and I like to think of it like that.

[@DAVRIAS]

Red : we fought à monster Blue : we fought...

[@CashyRegister]

Red Lore: WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE! Blu Lore: the most realistic and horrifying sfm that has ever been conceived in the history of mann

[@8enthegreat2]

Red’s trauma is physical, blu’s is mental.

[@SonGoku-yp2wu]

"ITS ETERNITY IN THERE" "MY EYES HURT"

[@leegogo9515]

Even tho red has less expierence than blue one red team stands out and thats demo he was litterally fighting with blu soldier in emesis blue fr

[@DarkBlade616x]

Red soldier: teleports bread Blue soldier: …

[@guy_who_makes_content8926]

“My eyes hurt” -a random spawn machine guy

[@GOREBOX_YT-d8i]

hallucinations: medic - killing people and death heavy - death of partners scout - teeth falling out

[@evelin55]

"Horrors are not only limited when you don't find yourself in a dark situation"

[@yongjiazhe2724]

red : bred blue : i... need... to... save... scout...

[@BigBozo2-v6n]

RED: fights random shit to get skill BLU: literal fucking death, drugs, overdosage, respawn machine not working, killing someone's self

[@PoLEGOnalLEGO]

But the BLUs were fighting the Red Engineer, the Zombies, the Mutant Scout, they're the Reds, and the Demoman, he's also Red

[@Bigboyscreeneditz]

Red was extinct a long long time ago, and the Demoman is only just a Red person affected by the Blu effect.

[@coolscorpion.2234]

definitely gives different vibes

[@emissne]

red is cooler than blue, blue is colder.

[@Crazy-Face.]

dam i got to rewatch that again..........

[@BudgingAcorn]

its an eternity in there

[@CreatorGamer1234]

Red: haha funne bred Blu: 🫥

[@shiroyashasakatagintoki507]

red lore : hihi bread monster, blue lore : the never ending torture of INFINITE death and resurrection and the constant effect on the brain each time they live

[@Realpencilanimated]

Emesis blu: Rumination red:

[@Spencer_TheSpender]

that fun, goofy contrast of “darnit this teleporter made this bread into a monster we can blow it up tho” and “I’ve been disposable this entire time. I’ve been cloned time and time again to be used as a pawn in wars. The people I look up to, the people I worked with, I thought they were entirely different people because of what they experienced and saw. I’ve learned this was wrong as I realize they had never changed.”

[@SpringBross]

RED: *suffers pain & loss* BLU: *suffers pain, lies, betrayal, trauma, humillation, torture, wiles, nightmares & loss*

[@HeheplaysVR]

Red: Lets teleport bread for 3 days! Blu: The respawn machine doesn't work like its supposed to sometimes...

[@LoudSunshine]

I dont care, emesis blue mercs being the blu team is canon for me now

[@autumn-f2d4i]

If anyone hits you with something, you hit back twice as hard, you hear me?

[@Dungeons-steve]

red lore = badass blue lore = history & overkill