red vs blue but out of context

hard mode. no psa's.
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[@bowenorcutt78]

To be fair, a good number of these make about as much sense in context. Knowing the context doesn't mean something's logical. Or sane. Or physically possible.

[@shaunjimbangan1166]

I mean, the context does help slightly.

[@ranyadavina4585]

Like beating someone to death with their own skull. Poor Jimmy...

[@DONKFORTRESS6956]

EEEEEE-

[@justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977]

looking at you Jimmy 😂

[@katarabrehm6427]

“This doesn’t seem physically possible”

[@jeebus2313]

I...genuinely can't imagine what a fucked up fever dream this must feel like for anyone who hasn't actually watched the show.

[@vietnamesenoodle3280]

I'm only a few seasons in and this just screams randomness.

[@joelrobinson5457]

Never watched it and I don't know if I should be worried Spartans are killing each other

[@jeebus2313]

@@joelrobinson5457 Well technically they’re not Spartans. Its uh…a long story.

[@erinyes3943]

I’ve seen the show It’s still a fever dream

[@trooperhun1018]

@@erinyes3943 same here

[@rysingsun4693]

"What up, Big B?" I can't even imagine what the experience of watching this must be like without having watched the show

[@agentwashington3222]

Hey that's my line

[@wheeziestboss7663]

It’s very confusing

[@machina188]

It's alright, but without context most of the jokes fall flat.

[@rysingsun4693]

@@machina188 Haha makes sense. I recommend you go get some context

[@fintanlarkin7154]

That's one of my favourite scenes

[@biggeek2256]

“A vote for Simmons is a vote for America” “But we’re not in America” “..... Fuck”

[@aerialmacaroon6312]

Better still in halo lore USA does not exist anymore

[@neoknight9180]

@@aerialmacaroon6312well there’s still the “North America Union” which considering the successors to the United States make up 1/3rd of it, probably took the name “America”

[@aerialmacaroon6312]

@@neoknight9180 fair

[@nustyduts2532]

"What?" "They sent another team member?" "Why would they do that?" "OH FUCK, WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD"

[@railfansrailway370]

"what's the 411... Daddy'os..."

[@TheDoctor254]

"Dish duty. Fuck."

[@filmkid8221]

Spanish words in a song in Spanish

[@thetetrisking]

“I’m being violated!”

[@ryidaboss]

"Tomorrow was all you can eat at the chow hall and I wanted to eat all that I could"

[@thecybertronninja5517]

This is the best Red vs Blue video ever... of all time.

[@lucariothegodboi]

Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way

[@cursedxp6088]

New show kinda sucks, but the original was the g r e a t e s t

[@Kicksticks]

@@cursedxp6088 Zero is soo fucking bad

[@MiracleX19]

Wash is my fave

[@iaminpain8407]

Yep

[@REDcladSPECTER]

“Church I can’t let you go in there. Newborns are very susceptible to sickness, and cuddling.” “Doc I’m not gonna give it a cold. I’m just gonna walk in there, stomp on it’s neck, and shoot it in the head. Cuz that’s how I roll.” My favorite lines to tell people without context.

[@SheepDog-hj4jx]

Jesus fucking christ man 🤣

[@nocturnal2900]

Any chance you remember the season and episode? Shit is gold

[@isthatchaosismellmmmnn468]

@@nocturnal2900 ik its during the bloodgulch chronicles maybe season 3

[@ginge641]

@@nocturnal2900 Somewhere in S5. That's where Junior comes in, I believe.

[@Revan1939]

Only problem is that he’d miss.

[@jarrettwhitlow8700]

Simmons’ “oh FUCK” when the Meta shows up in Valhalla has to be my favorite RvB moment ever.

[@kellyrichards7659]

Of all time?

[@strelitziamystery21]

TRUE!

[@itsquiet379]

2:38 the reaction kills me

[@Supersurfer12]

Same

[@michalsniadala1667]

dude I love that scene

[@Eva-uw6uo]

still the realest "Oh Fuck" I've ever heard

[@strelitziamystery21]

Same honestly

[@jean-paulaudette9246]

"Caboose! Don't touch that! You'll break it!" "No, I was jus-- Uh, I broke it." "What did I JUST tell you!?!" "Tucker did it." "Dude, you can't say that when I'm standing right here!" "Tucker said it." "O god, shut up!"

[@shaunjimbangan1166]

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! AND GET BACK TO WORK!"

[@zachboyd4749]

@@shaunjimbangan1166 “What do you mean ‘back to work?’ That implies previous work!” “I am putting my back to work!”

[@mitchellenderson7194]

As someone who has only seen RvB to the end of the Chorus arc, I understand frighteningly little and alarmingly much, both at the same time.

[@smpandlox8036]

The scene of Wash just crouched screaming about how he didn’t think to go forward in time to ask Carolina where she hid after getting thrown off the cliff is easily one of my favorite Wash moments.

[@Proguineapig]

4:12 “Beep beep” I dunno why but I fucking lost it at that point

[@slickcalf985]

You got it sir. CHUCHUCHUCHUCHU BEEP BEEP

[@LucyWest370]

@@slickcalf985 my favorite thing is that the captions on the original episode literally just say “simmons does a bad imitation of the transformers transforming noise”

[@z5tempergamer689]

2:59 i lost master

[@FSGTACHANKA]

Beep beep

[@GizmoTTV]

The sheer POWER of that oh fuck at 2:36 was golden

[@pinapplesonpizza1588]

If this won't get my friends into the show, nothing will Seriously, you chose perfect scenes

[@thatguythere6161]

1:30 the best thing about out of context clips. Combining them for brand new context

[@davidselves9384]

That’s retarded. That’s gay. That’s right, I’m a gay robot.

[@trueblueyahoo6185]

Ah, the good old days. BRB, gonna binge seasons 1-17 real quick for the 800th time. Great video, good job.

[@Archive_7802]

Same

[@welkingunther5417]

@@Archive_7802 I'll also binge it but I'll end it at season 13 or 14.

[@Archive_7802]

@@welkingunther5417 fair enough

[@TheGoldNShadow]

I’ve just realised… 1-17 117…

[@thegreatnahwhaile]

won't that take like 2 weeks? eh nevermind have fun

[@ErinGrey]

I cried laughing watching this. I now need to fully rewatch the entire show.

[@on_the_inverse_5193]

one of the most underrated jokes in rvb is that they always call the 4-wheeled atv's from halo, "mongooses", motorcycles and it is never elaborated on. pretty sure in the sarcophagus heist tex rides a 2-wheeled mongoose

[@spinz7306]

Wash screaming "AAAAAHHHHH GOOOOOOD DAMN IT" is till the funniest thing to me.

[@psychokoolaid]

3:36 OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT?? FUNERAL CANONS

[@garnetcobragaming]

😂

[@tylerblood]

IMA SPIT ON YOU SIMMONS

[@dimentiosservant]

1:54 Why does that Transition seem so clean, despite it being two separate episode from two different seasons?

[@doctorfives]

0:35 feels like an actual scene lmao

[@archs1ay3r3]

"Why does the cake smell like baby oil?" "OH GOD where's donut?"

[@whiterabbit4113]

1:22 I would love it if in the movies there was a deleted scene where harry said "but professor!" Then gets punched in the face

[@theworkingchief703]

Correction, in the JAWLINE

[@jasonlincoln7863]

I need to watch the entirety of this, not just the first five episodes

[@rewindproductions7261]

I'm here seven months later to remind you to watch season 1-17

[@connector_studios]

i’m here to remind you, once again, to watch season 1-17

[@dragoncoolio6953]

I’m here 2 years later to remind you to watch seasons 1 - 17 and hopefully 18 when it comes out

[@killerbean6254]

@@dragoncoolio695318 already does exist. You don’t wanna see it.

[@oishi_unofficial]

Nah, 18 is Restoration

[@sixtypluto5161]

2:05 is the quite honestly funny and cute to me. Just look at Caboose telling you he's ok adorable

[@Shisnobi]

Episode?

[@sixtypluto5161]

​@@ShisnobiVolume 2,Caboose donating blodd

[@Shisnobi]

@@sixtypluto5161 thank you

[@bioncledudes4life]

3:50 WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!

[@slickcalf985]

WEMUSTPROTECTHIS HAUUUSSSSS

[@AimlessSavant]

Literally every rando multiplayer game ever.

[@natezrodlowski9986]

THIS IS OUR HOUSE

[@Espartanica]

1:22 "But professor," Harry said, "BIIIIITCH!"

[@joshuabennington7643]

This is like the HALO version of cards against humanity

[@ClonedGamer001]

2:48 For anyone wondering, "Mi Amor Tiene un Cañón Grande" translates to "My Love Has a Big Gun"

[@warden2398]

When you’ve watched the whole series and everything’s has context in your head

[@garnetcobragaming]

Yeah. Me too 😆

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

WOW I never realized how insane this show is 😂😂😂

[@anthonywhite4656]

Too quote a certain Pony princess: every Pony in this series is crazy

[@junelee4062]

0:23 don't know why i laughed at this.

[@jaspalsarkaria7281]

ASS DISASTER!

[@invalidbonsai4962]

1:09 anyone else lose it when that duck noise played XD

[@elessig1203]

3:20 will always get me omfg

[@AimlessSavant]

Truly the best use of Monty while he was alive.

[@darkboltproductions1352]

1:15 That noise😂

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

My man went EEE

[@rustey86753ohnine]

0:11 murders me

[@AimlessSavant]

Bip!

[@LungoScrungo]

3:05 *MARATHON*

[@joeycrosby167]

You know you love a series when you've watched the first 5 season 6 times each, the 12th season 27 times (I shit you not) and every other season at least 3 times. The best part of that devotion is knowing the context of every scene because it's so entirely engrained into my memory

[@averagejoey2000]

I love how our culture is just to keep re-watching the fucking thing. all I have to say is 'assfax' to bring to mind the fact that Tucker ships grimmons

[@ianfinrir8724]

Red vs Blue, but Caboose ate the context.

[@No-longer-using]

I don’t think the context changes how much sense this makes

[@therottenmutton7645]

2:21 kills me 🤣

[@tonyelderd5688]

Honestly thought they were getting it on….kinda wish they were canon together though.😅

[@Randomboyo16309]

@@tonyelderd5688what episode is it from? Or season?

[@tonyelderd5688]

@@Randomboyo16309 season 16, don't know what part.

[@iamcreatorin]

AAAAA THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING PHASE SAYING “I HATE FRUIT”

[@DillonMaynard]

This has convinced me to binge the series again.

[@teenagemutantninjaturtle7504]

After only finishing the first 12 seasons I feel more confused on what I'm fixing to watch!!

[@slickcalf985]

Season 13 and 15

[@arryxjalaxy2881]

After only 12 seasons they say...

[@loveywilliams4276]

Apparently there are 18 seasons

[@AimlessSavant]

Really don't need more after 12. :I

[@hurou]

@@arryxjalaxy2881 13*

[@katarabrehm6427]

For some reason my parent allowed me to watch red vs blue when I was about 10, I guess that’s what happens when that parent was also in the military at that time. I’ve watched it so many times I know the context to all of these but I still find in very humorous

[@Spiderdude21]

This got me 😂 2:00

[@dornan939]

0:09 Oh, what's up ray dude, how do you like me now, BA-

[@idwrewind8273]

THERE IS NO ELEVEN

[@LucyWest370]

**praying dude

[@AimlessSavant]

Bip!

[@GrapeFlavoredAntifreeze]

Its “Whats up praying dude? How do ya like me now-BIP”

[@yourlocalcoolperson9084]

My face hurts from the constant grinning and laughing :D Good job dude

[@Kat097]

poor wash he just gets tortured so much XD whether it be by others stupidity or by his own innocence and or forgetfulness

[@andersmith7664]

He's probably used to it at this point

[@Kat097]

@@andersmith7664 probably lol

[@slickcalf985]

I fucking love the Zealots 3:49 WE MUST PROTEC THIS HAUS WEMUSPROTECTHISHAUS WE MUST PROTEC THIS HAUUUS! THISISOUR HAUS!

[@amanisstuckinawall6192]

3:41 this is how 343 industries feels today.

[@adammyers7383]

I look forward to what comes after RvB Zero. That was bad, but I could see it used as a fairly decent way to introduce new characters and plot points very quickly that will be used in upcoming seasons with the usual Reds and Blues rather than just repeating the freelancer story with a different group. And the PSAs proved the two casts actually worked pretty well together, so yeah...I look forward to the future of RvB.

[@supergenesisstation1991]

"What's the 4 1 1 daddy-o?" "Dish duty!" "FUCK!"

[@Toon_Lucario]

1:22 “But professor?” Harry said “Biiiitch”

[@13vex]

“What? They sent another team member? Why would they do that? That doesn’t make any sense- OH FUCK!”

[@theconfidentchicken3414]

it's funny to me that they initially used the FOTUS armor set, aka the edgy unicorn horn armor, ironically for a joke, then proceeded to use that same armor set unironically in Zero as the macguffin where it's some super cool armor that gives you powers, which before it was retconned to being a simulation for the final season, implies that some random Lawyer with a tv show got some magical overpowered armor.

[@zakkyummms]

Man. Those first few seasons were so goofy. Funny stuff.

[@Un1sun]

You forgot the part when donut said if he cant beat off a room full of dudes

[@nicke9012]

2:29 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicke9012]

I actually did something similar to this in real on an old “friend “once.

[@ranyadavina4585]

Doctors in 2020 be like: 4:42

[@them.]

"I hate fruit" was the only good part of RvB Zero

[@SoDakTurk]

"OH NO Where is donut" "ASS DISASTER"

[@HadaHarabaz]

I totally forgot about: "WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE" " *This is our house* "

[@100nodog]

W E M U S T P R O T E C T T H I S H O U S E

[@isaacfrand3824]

“In case I forget to say it later, ow.” 1 second later “AAAAAAA-“

[@ControversialOpinionGuy]

1:16 I genuinely thought I I paused my audiobook lol

[@inexternialscreaming8439]

Why does red vs blue feel so nostalgic even tho I never played halo before.

[@blazarre7251]

So I have never watched red vs blue... I think I should.

[@blazarre7251]

Ok, I’ll be back after I have binged the whole thing

[@jfk8745]

@@blazarre7251 you finish yet?

[@blazarre7251]

Yep, best 5 days of my life

[@jfk8745]

@@blazarre7251 it's really good

[@The_Drewid]

Going by this, I think there's now more RvB that I haven't watched than what I have.

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

4:39 BLOODY MURDER! *BLOODY* *MURDER* *!!!*

[@crimsonking4379]

"What? They sent another team member? Why would they do that? That doesn't make any sense-OH FUCK!"

[@ic0nic707]

0:16 *”why, snowman”*

[@gothmogonslaught6851]

1:51-2:00 So perfect!!!!!!!!👌

[@MrTheta-lc8zy]

The two things that the Shinzo trilogy contributed: wash and donut interactions, and providing out of context clips.

[@arryxjalaxy2881]

My god all of these styles are all canon.

[@coolaxlotldude6794]

4:57 that's not out of context that's a cultured sentance XD

[@skipswalks]

it’s 3:28am. i needed this…

[@swindle6644]

You should make another one of these

[@swindle6644]

@@EprothStudios yeah that's cool

[@LucyWest370]

@@EprothStudios there definetly enough for a part 2. For example there’s a few scenes in season 9 and 10 with some of the goons getting owned as well as Donut’s war on drugs

[@constructivecriticism2568]

Damnit, now I have to rewatch this entire series again, good going man!

[@TheSupaKilla]

0:23 0:24 came out of nowhere and I almost lost o2

[@antidisestablishmentariand7984]

2:40 3:38 I lost it

[@joshuapboston1999]

1:08 to 1:18. Put that on loop! LOL! "What up, Big B?" *flute, QUACK!* "This doesn't seem feasibly possible! Eeeeeeee!" *bing!* Chapter 14.

[@truemoo0727]

zero dislikes... that doesn't seem physically possible

[@slickcalf985]

You just had to open your mouth.

[@TheGoldNShadow]

That’s exactly what Jimmy kept screaming. “This doesn’t seem physically possible! EeEeEeEe… BLEUGH!”

[@rexosuitmk2577]

This is how I’m introducing my sister to Red vs Blue.

[@hannahgibson6906]

FUNERAL CANNON-

[@slickcalf985]

4:06 what episode is this from? nevermind its Recreation Chapter One

[@laurasmithwesson4743]

Lmfao when Simmons sees the meta with donut 'OH FK'

[@jediCaboose96]

To this day I still quote "there is no 11"

[@dawesome_sauce]

Red vs. Blue: where out of context really does make all the difference.

[@bamarine247]

“Rightnowwe’replayingagamewhereeveryonetalkssuperslowandthelightsarerealbrightandIcansmellcloudsand MAN IS IT SO HOT IN HERE!!!”

[@defaulterror2255]

Simmons’ “Oh, FUCK” at 2:40 & Griff’s “FUCK” at 2:46 fucking KILL me every time

[@ryancartwright7487]

God i miss rvb, good times, it's like a defining part of my childhood and teenage years

[@inha1ed]

Damn I don't remember Harry Potter saying "BITCH" but here we are

[@TheGoldNShadow]

“I’m okay! I’m okay! I’m not okay!” - Me during exams

[@TheGreatCalsby]

I've never seen the show. This was wild

[@johncunkelman6608]

Well at least we made it to 4:25 on the time befor a nazi Germany joke followed by one of washes best quotes

[@trooperhun1018]

Oddly enough this didn't seem to out of context

[@bleux9429]

The transitions are golden

[@Marques0302]

1:53 lowkey