[SPOILERS] ALL of Red vs. Blue's Running Gags! (Seasons 1-13)

Go to Red vs. Blue's KZbin channel to watch the entire series now: / @roosterteethanimation
Here I go through as many of the running gags from Red vs. Blue I could find in my series binge! I think I missed a few (as this video was uploading I realized "Donut speaks Spanish" wasn't in there) so if there are any others you consider a running gag, let me know!
Subscribe for reviews, random discussions, tags, videos featuring guests, outdoor recordings, updates, and more.
Subscribe to my original channel (I make movies):
/ evanx275h
Check me out on Facebook:
/ evansdailyvlogs
Follow me on Twitter:
/ evannsantiago
And check out my Instagram:
/ evan_santiago

[@ArtemiSeraphinaRose]

Church's aim explains why the Director never actually fought.

[@justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977]

Ohh shit... I want this to be cannon so bad..

[@itstime6974]

@@justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977 I dont think church could´ve succesfully shot that either

[@theomega4674]

At least he didn't miss when he shot himself

[@TheNotSkull]

@@storgephobia not really spoiler alert Church in this body is a AI he did not receive any training for gun aiming

[@TheNotSkull]

Spoiler Yes but he still receive no training and his personality is different after all the AI fragment broke off from him

[@MatiNuva1724]

All gags: 85% made by Red Team 15% made by Blue Team

[@matthewrios6117]

Suck it Blue!

[@jamesfoster6506]

Blue is for story red is funny

[@extreme1842]

@@jamesfoster6506 yeah but blue also has the best character, caboose

[@Derpy_Proot]

@@jamesfoster6506 but what about tucker

[@tnc7399]

Red team gets the jokes, blue team gets the stories.

[@MrNotgoth]

you forgot the "hrk...BLEHGH" death sound

[@pranavghantasala6808]

And "who caused the ship to crash?"

[@audreypatrick3774]

Pranav Ghantasala that was a part of the video

[@user-cj3ik9qq6m]

Brian I want Brian

[@corynn.l5146]

Or the possession sound they make. "HuRGHegUrCH

[@blakebelladonna6007]

Apparently they already have a report button for his team killing Caboose: CTRL F U

[@rhyneredpanda5443]

Yes, fuck the Charon Company. Caboose knew long before anyone else

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@@rhyneredpanda5443 (ahem, the report button for his team kills was in Project Freelancer, not Charon Industries)

[@raw6668]

Yeah you missed one, the longest, possibly oldest, and most numerous joke. Sarge threatening and trying to get Griff killed.

[@TheGreatJinx]

+raw666 true, but we'd be here for hours... litterly

[@kyleaugustine6886]

+raw666 How did we miss that!?!?

[@deltafrappuccino]

"If the running gag is too broad, it will not be included." Sarge tries to kill Grif in basically every episode the two are in together. That would probably be considered "too broad."

[@wolfox7776]

That's a broad as Donut's innuendos

[@johnnywilliams931]

That like the main one

[@kyleshark1332]

I like how every other line from episode one is a running gag now.

[@greenrules8290]

The first ever line is a running gag

[@rhyneredpanda5443]

I saw this, and was enough of a fool to doubt it, yet now I'm 8 minutes into this video and 8 lines into ep1

[@buttlord5007]

Well of course, they need plenty of gags to run.

[@wingzero7X]

Like a puma?

[@ConzyWonzy1]

Why not pay homage to the episode that started it all?

[@hypershadw]

You forgot a fourth wall break. In Season 3 whenever Church came back from time traveling he asks Tucker if he wants the long or the short version. Tucker responds with "I want the long version, but could you tell me in 3 parts?" The time-traveling arc was in 3 episodes.

[@Dave_Chrome]

@@VLuisaSantiago2 You did a fantastic job though

[@QueueWithACapitalQ]

when Dos.0 asked lopez about the history of the reds and blues lopez says its a 20 hour long story and he can only stand telling it in 5 minute parts (even though at that point going over that towards the 8 minute plus was the norm)

[@13th_Ghostly_Grimm]

And 3 seasons

[@BuddyMGS]

Or when Florida said “This war will go on for quite some time, maybe even 14 seasons.” In season 14

[@WhatsJamesName]

@Jim The Man you forgot that this was made prior to season 14

[@impulsejoku1252]

" I gave my grenade to caboose" "WHAT" "Fire in the hole" *throws grenade at wall*

[@archellothewolf2083]

you forgot one. "Wanna talk about it?"

[@deathbird1202]

no.

[@wibbywoo6176]

the "wanna talk about it" one is funny though

[@hypershadw]

That was the joke, the end of the "wanna talk about it?" Joke response is always "no"

[@cerberushydra2378]

its actually "wanna talk about it" "no" "you sure?" "yea"

[@hypershadw]

We know, wibby didn't get it though and ended the streak.

[@AL3GITFlyingHawk]

You forgot them not understanding Lopez and randomly making up conversations with him

[@zeekyboogydoog826]

+AL3GITFlyingHawk I think that fell under the "Donut innuendo" clause.

[@marvelmaniac6166]

Donut said "you're 2 days late on your weapon rental". Does that sound like an inuendo?

[@bootmanbill2362]

+The Reviewer of stuff he means it happens as much as the donut one

[@cerberushydra2378]

+Mc Jimmerson, if not more

[@Gamingturtle090]

Except Donut can slightly understand Lopez sometimes and in season 15 Grif learns Spanish but he only talks Spanish in one episode

[@yeetusbeteetus6471]

6:18 I love how Meta actually looked at the vehicle like the question actually interested him. He was like "Hm, maybe"

[@PhantomOfFire]

Meta: i mean the hook in my chest kinda looks like a scorpion tale 🤔 🤸🏻‍♂️ *unintelligible meta sounds*

[@Quader417]

They’re many seasons apart but i love how when simmons shoots the Wyomings he goes from “suck it white” to “suck it cracker suck it honkey” IMMEDIATELY but when he said “suck it black” its like he realized what he said and had to clarify it wasnt a race thing😂😂😂😂

[@chief6163]

what about donuts great throwing arm

[@deathstroke6969]

I didnt want to click like because it was at 69 so I'm just commenting. I like this

[@Termite1157]

That's just part of his character, like his many, many innuendos.

[@alexnuttet5306]

That’s a good point

[@shrimptoast9096]

And Lopez the Heavy!

[@brycedinyer4636]

mr. marshmallow nah it’s definitely an on going joke. It doesn’t happen as often as the innuendos. Plus church’s aim made it in and the two jokes r rlly similar

[@Lovesickobsession19]

I like to think that they actually blew up the whole state of Florida when Captain Flowers went to Blood Gulch

[@FireWarrior2013]

It has been inferred in TBGC and literally shown at the end of season... shit, I've forgotten which one. But it's the one where it shows the end of the freelancer programme. When they show Agent Florida, on the screen is an animation of Florida being separated from America and sunk.

[@marvelmaniac6166]

Season 10. I have a photographic memory for rvb.

[@happyburgerman9724]

Yea, it was shown in this very video

[@outtakefiend6839]

Dumped a megaton of asperin

[@thatonepunkguy]

"What do we say about the person Agent Florida??" "Just blow up the entire state i guess." "So because the state is gone, the agent is? just magically? makes sense." "┐(￣ヮ￣)┌" "┐(￣ヮ￣)┌"

[@davido.1233]

I wish there were more of "Tucker did it!", Wash vs Cars, and Caboose's confetti gun!

[@connorfindlayyt360]

Yes

[@YRbsthswyirwrwwfbjkndaacbnloiy]

And have aimbot

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

Caboose is in charge of confetti

[@renecardoir7553]

Cabooses confetti gun is just so perfect

[@connorfindlayyt360]

Was about to agree with this comment I then realised that I already did that 8 months ago

[@GalacticHero_]

It’s still hilarious that Caboose’s first thought when he thought he saw Church, was to shoot him

[@crowthorn23]

IS THAT CHURCH? "confetti gun noise" favorite thing aboit rvb

[@Crystal-dl9ks]

No its a rock!

[@austinsimmons5101]

Say good bye to your little moron (confetti gun noise) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. Pretty much all Caboose moments as my favorites

[@TheCrazyKarma]

Freckles:Back off (Gun goes off hitting felixes head

[@blubasaur9053]

+Austin Simmons hey guys I found simmons

[@austinsimmons5101]

+Logan DeLuca I really am though I am a lot like Simmons

[@IHeliosI]

"How'd you guys last for 10 seasons if you only have 3 jokes." BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh shit that got me so much.

[@Theseamus2000]

What psa is that from?

[@LucyWest370]

@@Theseamus2000 internet safety

[@caitlinkolick1203]

Oh man that got me too. 😆

[@nothingatall7943]

Grif:does anyone have a fu##ing grenade? Smith: I gave mine to caboose. Grif: YOU WHAT Caboose:fire in the hole

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

lol the deadpan delivery of that last line is iconic.

[@benjamincarmine7612]

If they wanted to kill the meta they coudve just done this Church:hey caboose Caboose:hello Church:go help the meta no matter what Caboose:ok INSANE GUNSHOTS AND META YELLING IN PAIN* Church:omg...he actually did it Caboose:something decapitaded the meta and stabbed him in the back and well there's blood everywhere Church:... Caboose:tucker did a it

[@odstr-1244]

This is extremely underrated.

[@twosad]

Tucker did it i saw i t

[@MaynardOwns]

Yeah that would been cool but then we wouldn't have had the Sarge shotgun call back....or grif hanging off the cliff and Sarge saying it ain't worth it to look over the edge of the cliff

[@heyimkryos]

This is the best joke ever... of all time

[@borreck1319]

Best comment ever

[@SkilledYetTalentless]

Three words - Firing Main Cannon One does not forget that one.

[@SoDoesTobi]

+Skill - Talent = Me 1 acronym: YJGS-YouJustGotSarged

[@dylantucker5374]

VeteranStarbolt I agree. Sheila, Filss, Freckles, and Dos- Point-0 all at one point say those three little words. "Firing Main Cannon(s)."

[@paulobear5556]

+Michele Tucker right

[@tappuzzo05]

VeteranStarbolt everyone forgot about All the nut shots on Griff

[@almiyagi3381]

For me 4 words "Son of a bitch!"

[@einootspork]

You forgot the most hilarious running gag: Versions of Church dying

[@AleskanderPog]

You forgot the an important part of the into: Nothing that's a main part of a character

[@tasuu_]

@@AleskanderPog bow chicka bow wow IS a main thing about Tucker and he included it

[@spencerparker6171]

"C'mon, dude! Just once. Let me use it *just one time,* I won't ever ask again!" **Cuts to Tucker asking Felix (not Church) seven seasons later** I guess Tucker is a man of his word.

[@Yellowsander]

"Permission to speak freely?" "Denied."

[@Traehoops]

Felix:"Say goodbye to your stupid blue moron.....*party sounds and confetti* tf is wrong with you people??!?" at this point I honestly felt bad for Felix 😂😂 in no other situation could that happen, there is no other reason but Caboose for there to be a confetti gun in a war zone 😂

[@zacharycarlton7307]

trevian smith that was my favorite moment ever.....of all time

[@cerberushydra2378]

+Zachary Carlton yes

[@diyninja5344]

Trevian Smith but it's also kind of ironic, Felix is mentally insane and is asking what is wrong with THEM.

[@wolfox7776]

Freckles the real MVP

[@Direultimatum]

To be honest, that one line describes the whole entire series

[@nolongerllll7784]

lol I love when caboose says Ctrl + Fu

[@neonkilljoy6064]

same

[@Aj-oh9oe]

Same

[@CaptainTransit]

Ditto

[@astrosuperkoala1]

I didn't get it...

[@chadhendrickson2646]

@@astrosuperkoala1 the F U stands for fuck you ( just to let you know i'm not insulting you , that's actually what it means)

[@alexreese614]

I'm pretty sure there is a part in the early seasons when Church says something along the lines of "Why does something interesting happen every five minutes?"

[@Krosstic]

"Apparently they have a shortcut on their keyboard for his team kills." "CTRL FU" I don't know why but it gets me every time.

[@Selenkate]

You forgot Tucker complaining that he can't hear over Caboose's constant team killing

[@chaosbisector6630]

Shane Snyder DaNinja27 That only happened once though

[@moonbeam1658]

Tucker no for caboose team killing

[@stubbornjerk]

So I guess Caboose is in charge of confetti now.

[@billstephens396]

- party sounds and confetti - Ummmmm... I meant to shoot Church... We're best friends now, you know... So... Okay... Gotta go now... Byeeee...

[@melru301]

other kids growing up watched: spongebob, spy kids, drake and josh, icarly, etc me: Red Vs Blue babyyyyyyyyy!!!

[@lok4890]

Hey chicka bump bump

[@tsukiaquamooncat2041]

I was both. XD

[@justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977]

Ha come back and reminisce blues

[@trikzedx6737]

Hell yeah

[@themrmcnuggett2529]

I love how they continued the d batteries gag into season 15

[@LadyPhoenix9648]

Don't know if it was mentioned yet: "I can't believe I _______ for this war" is another one.

[@awesomery4596]

Phoenix S shit

[@lukedeakin7124]

who is running this army

[@jainra]

IKR? Wait, what? ...HOLY CRAP! What the [Insert "KABOOM.mp3"]

[@michaelgoldsmith6615]

Some old depressed guy hell bent on resurrecting his dead wife

[@amosa3234]

Bookmarks for myself Warthog Music: 11:53 Šøņ õf å ß1țçh: 13:16 Caboose's Team Killing: 15:11 What's the "A" stand for?: 19:28 Tucker did it: 21:12 It's not pink, it's lightish red: 21:41 Suck it, blue: 23:25 Bow Chicka Bow Wow: 35:05 Caboose's Slow Response Time: 37:49 Six pedals, four directions: 14:44 Donut is a pastry to Caboose: 30:51 Tucker/Carolinas armor color: 39:53

[@sanjaynandalall2260]

im gonna use your bookmark, especially the first one

[@BrxIghtside]

Warthog music never fails to make me laugh 343 should have licensed it as a easter egg in halo

[@Tonk-95]

All your bookmark are belong to me

[@enfys_cariad]

Never say goodbye. If you don't say 'goodbye', Then you aren't really gone. You... Just aren't here right now. ~Carolina (RvB)

[@t-dawg5265]

That quote is shitty.

[@enfys_cariad]

Slade Wilson the Mercenary thanks for sharing your opinion buddy

[@SamDeMonic]

That's actually Allison her mom who told her that

[@friendlyblackperson]

alejandro lopez-marrufo aka Tex

[@tanialeite9872]

You know what aka means right?

[@HugoGojibiter]

You missed the EMP/E.M.P thing. Wash says E.M.P (which is correct) but everyone else says EMP as a word

[@whatevername4873]

Dude it's not EMP its emp

[@HugoGojibiter]

+whatever name either way.

[@HaloFTW55]

StarCraft 2 had a moment when a character referenced that (sadly, you can only hear it if you have a special skin for Ghosts).

[@HugoGojibiter]

+Ivan Chen that's awesome!

[@base330films9]

+whatever name EMP is capitalized because it's an abbreviation of Electro-Magnetic Pulse So it is EMP, not "emp"

[@masterbeta343]

U forgot about the aloe vera on the neck when u get shot in the foot

[@Kasei87]

Sounds a lot like CPR for a bullet wound in the head.

[@masterbeta343]

@@Kasei87 u commented on a 4 year old comment. Good for you.

[@thomasli7124]

@@masterbeta343 U replied to a comment on a 4 year old comment, good for you

[@AlyxMayker7019]

Am I considered a reply on a 4 year old comment?

[@taylor5065]

Am I?

[@saltyvincent5614]

Grif: YAHAAAA! HI CABOOSE! Tucker: What the hell was that? Caboose: What was what?? .. Hey grif!

[@skryf6609]

The ‘settle a bet would ya, does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you’ line is one of the best in the series

[@jeramahia123]

"Get this medium-turquoise guy away from me." "I'M AQUA!"

[@clockworktardis3103]

I want to see more of caboose's true anger

[@xerosicgee3314]

The MLGapplejuice Gang I wanna see caboose arm wrestle the meta

[@fireemblemistrash75]

+Xerosic Gee easy dude! The Meta doesn't deserve a whooping such as that.

[@rhyneredpanda5443]

@@fireemblemistrash75 maine totally does!

[@YRbsthswyirwrwwfbjkndaacbnloiy]

Hes stronger than Tex. Shit would be crazy to see

[@TheLuisberg]

"Hey Grif, Chupathangy" Lost it all there haha

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

"Does anyone have any f***ing grenades?" "I gave mine to Caboose..." "WHAT?!?!" "Fire in the hole" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Spade2351]

for me, the biggest one you missed is all the times donut and sarge pretend to understand or translate for lopez. and that the robots always talk in spanish

[@kimoleia7543]

I thought sarge could understand him, It was always donut who mistranslated.

[@Spade2351]

@@kimoleia7543 lol no Sarge always did the opposite. Example: one time they left lopez at the base while they went on an adventure. Sarge was crying about how he was gonna miss Lopez and Lopez was like, please leave and never come back

[@Xackadee]

You've done an incredible job of compiling all of these. One that came to my mind was a moment in season 5 that would have fit under the 4th wall jokes, where the Reds discover the large screen monitoring Blood Gulch but it doesn't have sound. They call the Blues ridiculous for looking like a bunch of bobbing heads.

[@RoyalFusilier]

I'm certain that in that shot, Sarge's character model was made to bob harder than usual to accent that joke.

[@LucyWest370]

And Church mentions something dramatic happening every five minutes

[@em-diamond9769]

1:17 you ever wonder why we are here? 2:37 a box canyon in the middle of no where 3:11 standing around and talking 4:15 in charge of confetti 4:27 shotgun! 5:32 vehicle names 6:35 picking up chicks in a tank 7:16 tucker and the sniper rifle 8:41 churches aim 11:02 the teleporter 11:53 warthog music 13:17 son of a bi- 14:20 the tutorial program 14:43 six pedals, four directions 15:11 cabooses team killing 17:35 pvt jimmy 18:12 donut nearly dies 18:53 part woman part ____ 19:29 whats the A stand for? 19:54 permission to...? 20:48 OW JEEZ THE BACK OF MY HEAD 21:12 tucker did it 21:42 its not pink its lightish red 23:25 suck it blue 24:29 breaking the fourth wall 25:33 in charge of ammo 26:12 surrender speech 26:45 sarge is a pirate 27:35 GRIF IS ORANGE 28:50 robot overlords 29:44 DOOnut 30:51 donut is a pastry to caboose 31:18 today is a good day to die 31:46 doc ran track in high school 32:01 caboose's true anger 32:38 missing freelancers 33:31 D battery's 33:54 ridiculous protocols 34:50 just like ____ would have done 35:05 bow chika wow wow 37:48 caboose's slow response time 39:32 mrs. mccrabby 39:53 tucker/Carolinas color 40:37 i'm a lover not a fighter 41:02 simmons daddy issues 41:47 password is password 42:43 sarge'd 42:47 joenes 43:03 ever. of all time 43:42 time and a half/401k 44:30 hacking the mainframe 44:58 sarge interrupts simmons 45:13 wash vs cars 45:32 grif nut-shots 46:06 who crashed the ship? 47:08 jensen vs cars 47:48 hey felix, catch 48:10 grifs snowman 48:38 caboose's confetti gun fav has to be the last few frames of hey felix, catch

[@l.a.wright6912]

I'm surprised it took someone so long to do this

[@AtenSol12]

thanks!

[@Shawnmiller1903]

thank you for the lyrics

[@thiccmothman420]

You forgot Jenkins, sarge threatening to kill grif, and the spitting inside of the helmets. Not to mention; no one understands Lopez (except grif in season 15), Andersmith,

[@togekiss1995]

Oh man... Cabooses Confetti Gun... Even though it's the latest rollout in the RVB Arsenal (I don't count the Meta's suit because it's been in the series since season 6), it's probably my favorite thing ever... Of all time.

[@sonicfan3588]

+OathKeeper more like pinkie's party cannon

[@togekiss1995]

sonicfan3588 Please don't ruin this for me... Ego: How is that ruining it Alex? It's just his opinion... Id: I don't get it... what's a Pinkie's Party Cannon? Ego: It's probably an MLP thing... Id: MLP... What's the M stand for? Alex: We are not doing that reference...

[@spartanwar1185]

I mean We have to prevent Caboose from team killing SOMEHOW right? I'm just waiting for luck to allow caboose to kill with the confetti gun

[@chopskie117]

what about caboose being physically superior?

[@RhysClark97]

+Chopskie 117 not really a joke, just more of a fact

[@Redstar2613]

I don't think that's a running gag, it's just something unexpected about him.

[@stellaeucliffe4739]

That's his anger more then anything

[@raw6668]

Actually, a better running gag would be Caboose interpretation of reality or him misunderstanding something.

[@marvelmaniac6166]

No remember Caboose withstood the force of gravity 10 times the strength of ours without breaking a sweat. His strength is natural. I just think his fighting skills are amplified when he's angry.

[@FordFan01]

I think when red vs blue meets its end, the last thing we will see is grif and Simmons ask each other "you ever wonder why we're here?".

[@jaspalsarkaria7281]

Unfortunately the last thing we see is RvB Zero.

[@Theathe-fm2xl]

“DID YOU MISS ME!?” “FUCK, I missed him!” “I KNOW YOU DID!”

[@bryanlittle4955]

And Simmons being a cyborg and Grif being part Simmons

[@BobblyBlueberry]

You forgot Firing Main Cannon and Andersmith

[@linussextips1]

The zoom in at 48:37 is absolutely golden

[@TrangDB9]

No orange 😁

[@verro9153]

whenever caboose shot the gun and confetti popped out i died laughing

[@Nizati]

You forgot Donut's amazing throwing skillz.

[@CabooseIsGod]

Great job but you Forgot Andersmith, remember in the memory unit they made up a dead guy named andersmith, and on chorus one of Caboose's soldiers name was John Elizabeth Andersmith

[@CabooseIsGod]

+Evan Santiago really? why so?

[@CabooseIsGod]

+Evan Santiago oh okay, completely understandable

[@tyrelq7728]

+Evan Santiago VLOGS also u missed the one son of a bitch were Washington was near the pelican and got shot by sarge

[@Mica_T]

RIP Andersmith

[@jarh5281]

he was so young!

[@leewood3103]

"Hey, how do you guys last for ten seasons if you only have three jokes?" Love it.

[@nelliebachesneg6655]

This makes me want to rewatch everything.

[@ZandarianTheHoly]

It is worth to mention that the puma joke came in the RWBY series they made too.

[@picklpunk]

wheres "Firing Main Canon"?

[@LucyWest370]

I think that’s just a thing Sheila says sometimes. Not sure why

[@redbirdmatches6881]

@@LucyWest370 the mantis and doc also say it

[@LucyWest370]

@@redbirdmatches6881 doc? The pacifist?

[@redbirdmatches6881]

@@LucyWest370 no O'Malley/doc

[@LucyWest370]

@@redbirdmatches6881 I can’t remember him saying it which episode was it

[@Cappy-Bara]

Forth Wall Joke, when Wash is confronting Sarge in Valhalla, right before the Shotgun joke, Wash is disarming Sarge and Sarge tries to justify keeping his pistol because it is not as powerful as it used to be, since the pistol was nerfed between games

[@curiouser-curiouser]

I don't know why but I find this video so soothing. I've been using it as background noise while I work on essays

[@jeramahia123]

Lopez losing his body. Simmons the cyborg. "Shut up, Caboose." EMP "Dirtbag." "Cockbite." Griff hates cones Reds and Blues wondering "are we fighting or getting along now?" Reminding each other there are no friends in this canyon. Red Team talking about Blue Team's much more exciting plot; "Blue Team problems" Girl's are mean - Church has a thing for mean women Donut speaks Spanish... not very well. Andersmith. Wash and the grappling hook. The Vegas Quadrant - Simmons hates the Vegas Quadrant (an inside Rooster Teeth joke) Wash's voice breaks (e.g., "HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE" "OOOOOOOH MY GOD" "I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE GEORGIA" Carolina is a bad singer. Tex/Church love/hate quotes. Doc doesn't belong in the main cast. "The Universe Will Be Mine!" Caboose being too correct? Caboose making friends with robots/aliens. "Wait! What?" response to Sister's lines. What is Sarge's real name? Simmons and Griff are a couple. Sarge and the Slo-Mo warthog jump. Blues destroy Warthogs. Wash is the worst Freelancer "Shizno" "Knock Knock" Church actually likes Donut Making fun of Church for loving Tex Caboose in love with Sheila Tucker saying "It isn't mine" about Junior. People hearing about Tucker getting pregnant. Lopez the Heavy. Lost references Caboose "I can drive a tank/I have a tank/That jeep has a really big gun..." Caboose's crazy strength Sarge's impractical strategies Simons (and one time Griff) crying and saying in a sad voice "I/we hate you too buddy" or "I'm so proud" *Bonus: Wash *likes*/*believes in* the Reds and Blues (Not really a running joke, but it is a rather cute, touching display of Wash's character development if you show how he went from saying "You are nothing/the worst/most immature soldiers I've ever seen" and then show the moments of him mentoring Tucker, comforting Caboose his friend and calling the Reds being the best soldiers he ever *known*. Wash has some of the best character development I've seen from a reformed. antagonist - even more than Zuko or Vegeta)

[@jeramahia123]

Sister - "Wait, what?"

[@jeramahia123]

It's not a sword, it's a key.

[@potassiumgamer1936]

+jeramahia123 thst one is specifically about sister though

[@simonhodge8546]

jeramahia123 and when you stick it in someone it unlocks there death

[@darkangel8826]

Zuko had better character development

[@CAPTAINPRICE79]

Caboose is terrofying when he's angry. Like legit scary

[@troystaunton254]

Yes, yes he is. Also hates Texas, taxes and babies.

[@ZombieChimpanzee]

"Shotgun!" "Shotgun! fuck!" love that one.

[@fazeramos66]

After Church, Caboose is easily my favorite

[@simonaspalovis1204]

Rewatching these gags (bow chica bow wow) makes me want to see Caboose in berserker mode vs freelancers. Also, I love that Season 11's whole plot is basically the Reds and Blues (and Wash of all people) all managing to simultaneously sabotage the ship their were flying in, which ironically saved their lives.

[@TrangDB9]

And yet it wasn't the fault of anyone of them.

[@Lukedan98]

Warthog music is the best

[@ElseAndrecool]

1: 1:15, "You ever wonder why we're here?" 2: 2:37, "A box canyon in the middle of nowhere" 3: 3:11, "Standing around and talking" 4: 4:15, "In charge of confetti" 5: 4:27, "Shotgun!" 6: 5:23, "Vehicle names" 7: 6:34, "Picking up chicks in a tank" 8: 7:16, "Tucker and the sniper rifle" 9: 8:41, "Church's aim" 10: 11:03, "The teleporter" 11: 11:53, "The Warthog music" 12: 13:17, "Son of a bitch!" 13: 14:20, "The tutorial program" 14: 14:43, "Six pedals four directions" 15: 15:11, "Caboose's team-killing" 16: 17:35, "Pvt Jimmy" 17: 18:11, "Donut nearly dies" 18: 18:54, "Part woman part _______" 19: 19:28, "What's the 'A' stand for?" 20: 19:54, "Permission to...?" 21: 20:48, "OW JEEZ THE BACK OF MY HEAD" 22: 21:12, "Tucker did it" 23: 21:42, "It's not pink it's lightish red" 24: 23:25, "Suck it blue" 25: 24:29, "Breaking the fourth wall" 26: 25:33, "In charge of ammo" 27: 26:12, "Surrender speech" 28: 26:45, "Sarge is a pirate" 29: 27:35, "GRIF IS ORANGE" 30: 28:50, "Robot overlords" 31: 29:44, "DOOnut" 32: 30:51, "Donut is a pastry to Caboose" 33: 31:18, "Today is a good day to die" 34: 31:46, "Doc ran track in high school" 35: 32:01, "Caboose's true anger" 36: 32:38, "Missing Freelancers" 37: 33:30, "D Batteries" 38: 33:54, "Ridiculous protocols" 39: 34:51. "Just like ____ would have done" 40: 35:05, "Bow chicka wow wow" 41: 37:49, "Caboose's slow response time" 41: 39:33, "Mrs. McCrabby" 42: 39:53, "Tucker/Carolina's color" 43: 40:37, "I'm a lover not a fighter" 44: 41:02, "Simmons' daddy issues" 45: 41:47, "Password is Password" 46: 42:23, "Sarge'd" 47: 42:37, "Jones" 48: 43:03, "Ever. Of all time" 49: 43:42, "Time and a half/401K" 50: 44:31, "Hacking the mainframe" 51: 44:59, "Sarge interrupts Simmons" 52: 45:13, "Wash vs. cars" 53: 45:32, "Griff nut-shots" 54: 46:06, "Who crashed the ship" 55: 47:09, "Jensen vs. cars" 56: 47:47, "Hey Felix... catch." 57: 48:11, "Grif's snowman" 58: 48:39, "Caboose's confetti gun" (in the video 41 appears two times)

[@dragonsswarm1987]

19:28 #19; "What's the 'A' stand for?"

[@KevinRider]

I love how I forgot about half of these jokes in the later episodes but still remember them word for word when I see them now.

[@Dargonhuman]

+Kevin Rider Right? Throughout this entire video I kept catching myself quoting the lines as they played. Of course, I didn't stop when I caught myself...

[@KevinRider]

Dargonhuman same lol

[@TheAssholeAspie]

question: are you gonna update this with season 14? if so, this comments section really needs a wine bar.

[@LoneCreeperHunter]

Love it

[@MaynardOwns]

Indeed it does.

[@zekchomenko2927]

You just got Sarge'd appears at the end of the rap battle

[@QueueWithACapitalQ]

"Whos ready for some shelf construction!" *all cheers* "SELF DESCTRUCTION INITIALIZED"

[@Diabeanie]

Maybe we can start with a wine shelf?

[@dragonoidsix]

19:23 "Was her mother so sort of Silverback Gorilla on steroids?" "Yea. You better be happy her mother is not around to hear you say that." This moment would only have been better if Church told Sarge who her mother is!

[@tunova_mocs]

Tex?

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

@@tunova_mocs It’s because at this point we should know it’s Allison/Tex so it comes down to the audience understanding Who he meant and how layered Church’s reply is. And whichever one heard Sarge’s snide remark would make Grif think he got off easy. Bow chica bow wow.

[@guardian6788]

My favorite running gag is by far the Warthog music. There's just something so great about running a car into something with upbeat music!

[@metal-tigerstudios3185]

17:25 -I gave mine to caboose - YOU WHAT!? -fire in the hole

[@dragonsswarm1987]

Perfect.

[@t-dog660]

I loved caboose's confetti gun

[@allthingsonline4214]

It's so funny because...tucker did it

[@Pasc1331able]

You forgot "For our ancestors! Attack!!"

[@irondexterity9165]

16:44 "Ctrl - F - U" Nice.

[@dragonsswarm1987]

Excellent.

[@chaoticneutral7976]

Who else is hyped for season 14? Freelancers and story arcs for everyone!

[@SanSanFTW]

same

[@potassiumgamer1936]

+Jabs Magruta i felixcited. i know its bad, but its still clever

[@Armor15gaming]

When do they start the new season?

[@chaoticneutral7976]

+Zane Turbyfill This May

[@isabelapastoriza9920]

+Zane Turbyfill sometime in May

[@terrys5309]

The ever recurring "You guys are idiots!" Also, "I feel violated!" Carolina's "Me first." Donut's gay puns. Poor Lopez, no one understands you. The chance to go back to Earth, but someone fucks it up. "He/She is dead!....Oh no, nevermind." Sarge's "Kill Grif" plans. Simmons' Kiss Assness. "PROTECT ME CONE!" "WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR ME, CONE?!" "Agent Tex is a bit of a badass." Caboose is aware he's in a video game, yet everyone thinks he's just stupid. Caboose has to choose between giving up something he cares about for the greater good of everyone. "Don't say goodbye, I hate goodbyes." "TASTE OBLIVION YOU FOOLS!" "Kill the Reds! Kill the Reds Kill the Reds!" "Knock Knock" "Tex is a guy jokes" "Andy the Bomb" vehicles get destroyed. "Nine points, you dirty whore!" Donut's amazing aim. Donut is a girl. "I'm a girl, I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys." Doc is a terrible Medic, and he has the face of someone forgettable. Wash's "Run laps!" Andersmith. Felix and Locus can whoop ass. Washington is the solider, Locus is just a killer. "We can learn something from those villians." "FOR OUR ANCESTORS' ANCESTORS! ATTACK!" "Puma doesn't exist" Jensen's butt. "Life finds a way!" "How can you make something slow motion?" "He's getting sentimental, he thinks we're going to die!" Psychoanalysis for everyone! Grifball. "What the fuck is with this guy?!" "IT'S SHARKFACE!" "SON OF A BITCH!" "Dibs." "Sync." Tomato can. I'M NOT PINK! I'M LIGHTISH RED! Donut tries to translate for Lopez but always gets it wrong. "Why are you looking at me when you say that?" "Can it not be as depressing as the talk we're having right now?"

[@johnathanjjohnsoniii8019]

Terry S Holy fuck! Excellent job! You got so many,

[@renaissancedoot9919]

I think it's high time for a part two.

[@LucyWest370]

Most of these are character jokes, like how donut has no gay puns In the video

[@killanoidd]

Shotgun! Is my favorite running gag.

[@JayDweeb]

Dude the nostalgic throwback from hearing and seeing the quality difference is insane!!! Especially Sarge's and Caboose's voices

[@kirby163]

You forgot "Firing Main Cannon".

[@HumansBornPhresh]

This is really good like honestly you must have put some time in to this but I thought i'd let you know number 50 "hacking the mainframe" you put season 4 for a season 12 clip.

[@plageran]

gotta love "Ever wonder why we're here"

[@ultraninja101]

with cabooses team killing he didn't kill church with the tank. Church did

[@114MrCool]

You missed the forth wall break from, season 4 I think it 5 the " Give me the long version but can you tell me in 3 pants"

[@sethjohnston4658]

Pants?

[@cwiffy]

+114MrCool Parts. It's "Parts." How can you put something long in 3 pants-- Oh.....

[@dejeanchubb7348]

+Runell Ricks bow chicka bow wow

[@princeaugustviii]

and Grif telling Simmons to drop the gun

[@louip11913]

+Dejean Chubb umm it's hey chicka bum bum

[@miguellopez-pt4ik]

"Yarggg, someone give me booty" - Caboose

[@cloud__zero]

The 11x13 4th wall break reminds me of the one in 15x02

[@the_fc4life]

Also, in the breaking the forth wall one, you have Sarge saying the pistols "aren't as effective as they used to be" when he was being disarmed by Washington (comparing the halo 3 pistol to the halo 1 magnum). There's also the time in season 9 when church couldn't find the zoom cuz the default control scheme changed in Reach. And lastly, when sarge complains about inverted controls in season 11 because of industry trends when halo 4 came out. 🤙 (I know I'm pretty late to this video😂)

[@YuYamato1025]

There was also sisters yeh!! wait what? moments.

[@potassiumgamer1936]

those were specific to her

[@potassiumgamer1936]

those were specific to her

[@YuYamato1025]

+potassium gamer opps. my bad. haha

[@chopskie117]

what about donut having a really good arm?

[@antonK266]

Bow chica wow wow

[@LucyWest370]

@@antonK266 its from years of tossing

[@pepsififa3205]

36:24 I love how in that episode they all realize at the same time that its Tucker 🤣

[@JupiterDude3000]

Is it possible Tucker’s black armor was a side effect of it originally being Florida’s armor? I thought of it as the suits special ability but was never sure Also, “What, like a light-ish red?” and Tucker’s response of *“What, the f**k did he just say?”*

[@TheDeathNoteNear]

Counselor has the best "Son of a bitch".

[@Firepup740]

Near Endoh yes, yes he does

[@wolfox7776]

Nah

[@patrickmcgann2673]

Surprised you missed Lopez's head. Also, Tucker being black. I think that is referenced at least twice

[@KGH3000]

+Patrick Mcgann "The black one is Tex, and the other black one is Tucker."

[@evoxghiretti]

+Kenneth Hawes "she knocked the black right off ya"

[@Rosevieenla]

"Wait a minute Tucker are you black?"

[@lordshadi]

I feel that was covered with the teleporter part

[@thebiggestcyberbullyever2271]

+Cat ninja wait, how did this only come to you now?

[@jeramahia123]

The most import one you missed is Bernie Burns' favorite joke in the series, which usually goes unnoticed: *Church and Griff getting along.* The prime example of this running joke in season 8 at the Freelancer warehouse, where Griff and Sarge are talking and Church just walks past, says "Hey Griff", to which Griff replies "Hey, what's up man." In the commentary, Burnie says several times it's his favorite scene in the entire RVB series. This recures again at the end of Season 11 when the remaining 4 meet up in the New Republic base, but it's between Griff and Chruch. Miles said it was a direct callback to Burnie's favorite moment. Burnie says that little moments between Griff and Church in the first 5 seasons were unintentional before he noticed the two seemed to just naturally get along with each other. Like when Church teams up with Griff at the end of Season 2. Or the several times he calls Griff out for actually being smart