RED WAKE CARNAGE - Stripped Bear

[@АлександрМиранович-п9с]

Well, I should say this game prety accurate represents going hunting with a handgun into a rainy night.

[@coffeemugentertainment3811]

And judging by the walls and size of the grounds this is that fuckers garden.

[@jasonbanks68]

"Deliver the Bear." My new favorite Jimism.

[@MrPatatoThe7th]

It's as if greenlight never ceased to exist

[@cursed9930]

BamiBal they probably just changed the layout and the name of green light tbh

[@Chapperino]

It's a testament to how awesome Jim is that I can sit listening to him playing a game with no content and still be very happy.

[@hypethekomodo6495]

"Where is the bear?! WHERE IS IT?! DELIVER THE BEAR TO ME NOW!!" More intense than the actual game.

[@MultiGingerface]

This game did the bear minimum...

[@planescaped]

It has similar gameplay and the exact same weird blood as *BLOODFEED* I smell an asset flip...

[@NarutoShippuudenGal]

The game is so boring that I can't bear to watch anymore footage.

[@SantyNewLee]

Talk about a bear bones games...

[@EpochMatt]

This game feels more empty than my life.

[@QuinSkew]

Kwyjibo O_o You're gay

[@thewizardofgore5303]

I doubt he's gay if he's banging that dudes mom.

[@technopoptart]

i think op's mom is a dude, if op's mom is a dude then kwyjibo most certainly would be gay

[@pyramidhead6998]

You all need to grow up.

[@technopoptart]

growing up is boring XD

[@Venatius]

Jim, screaming into a thunderstorm, shirtless for good measure. "DELIVER THE BEAR!"

[@Mousetrap1740]

I feel like this is actually a simulator for finding a decent mobile game. You blunder around and find fuck all.

[@svetlanasygiainen5339]

Ouch!!!!! Hit right where it hurts.

[@Former_Halo_Fan]

Mousetrap1740 Sabres of Infinity, my friend. Sabres of Infinity. It's text-based, but it still counts as a game and it's awesome.

[@kappaross6124]

Are we recommending mobile games now? I think FE Heroes is surprisingly good as a casual experience, and at the current time you can literally just accidentally blunder into an online competitive team. It has f2p mechanics, but they give away their currency like it's nothing, so... Perhaps not optimal, but definitely on the "good" end of the spectrum.

[@Mousetrap1740]

Peter. Looked into Sabres. You are right, it's pretty good

[@3KiwisInABucket]

I want to believe that picture at the end isn't editing and is actually part of the "game"

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

I think you're giving the game too much credit.

[@xDarkAngelxc]

Holotoast Lmao everytime you die you are greeted by someone in a bear suit and then it zoom into the crotch just to piss you off xD.

[@Gu3ssWhatsN3XT]

Listening to Jim sterling yelling about "Deliver and Show me" made me think of that episode of Avatar the last airbender when Zuko climbs on top of the mountain and yells at the storm to strike him with lightning XD

[@johnoneil9188]

This is the best school trip night walk simulator ever. You stumble around in the darkness with a crappy flashlight while jerks in the bushes make noises at you.

[@ReedoTV]

I like how the footstep and rain noise only plays when there are animal noises

[@northerncricket5199]

Well I guess thats one way to avoid having to put content in your game... Make everything unlocked by kills, and then don't have a damn thing in the game

[@Keyfur91]

Only Jim Fucking Sterling would end a video like this with a zoom-in shot of a bear costume's nether regional area. XD

[@vinnythewebsurfer]

Now I want Jim to run into the world with nothing but a flashlight (torch) screaming for animals to start appearing before him.

[@edeyboy2931]

"It fuckin' buggered, cleared right off!" Jim's enthusiasm is more suspenseful than the game itself.

[@Ten80pete]

I think the developers were looking to create TRUE horror, mixing such deep psychological terrors as extreme isolation and sensory deprivation. BRILLIANT! Also, the bear realized the "game" it was in, and decided to make like a tree and peace the fuck out.

[@MrBuch169169]

The Bear Witch Project.

[@yaldabaoth2]

Oh nice, 4:3 ratio. So I guess it was 20 years in development?

[@CarozQH]

4:3 is an okay aspect ratio for a vertically scrolling shoot'emup or a non linear platformer. 4:3 is NOT an okay aspect ratio for a goddamn first person shooter, in which *you want a good view of your surroundings.*

[@bloodmachine6049]

I mean, sciece outiside of this game has not yet developed a backwards running bear who can survive gunfire. 20 years is nothing in comparison to the greatness that new bearster race will bring to the world.

[@joe--cool]

That's what you get when you ignore the options menu.

[@DemonicAkumi]

It's the Chinese Democracy of video games.

[@MuShinnen]

When you asked the question of what you found when you went from one end of the map to the other all I could do was channel my inner SpaceBalls: "We ain't found shit!"

[@dnothstylez]

The fun part is when you look at this blame's other games and realize Jim has played some of them before. And that they mostly appear to be copy/paste efforts, coming out within 5 months of each other. Red Wake Carnage: "Red Wake Carnage is an intense action shooter that will take you on an epic journey of fighting the world’s most horrifying animals!" Dinosaur Hunt: "Dinosaur Hunt is an intense action shooter that will take you on an epic journey of hunting the world’s most horrifying animals!" Survival Zombies The Inverted Evolution: "Survival Zombies is a bloody chaotic survival first person shooter that pits heavily armed players against humanity's greatest fear - hordes of undead." Machine Hunt: "Machine Hunt is a first person, fast paced, chaotic shooting game that pits heavily armed players against machines that have only one goal, destroy humanity." Dinosaur Hunt: First Blood: "Dinosaur Hunt First Blood is a sequel to a first Dinosaur Hunt game and is a chaotic first person shooter that confronts heavily armed players with the most horrifying dino-humans." Blood Feed: "Blood Feed - The Mystery of Insectville is FPS depthless and mindless shooter, where you, smashing through the waves of bugs, insects and hordes of most disgusting things that ever roamed the earth, need to unravel the mysterious dissapearance of the whole town, including your family."

[@Mikeanglo]

Maybe the dev wanted to make it as true to life as humanly possible. I mean, if you wait out in the woods IRL it make take days or even weeks before you find an animal aggressive enough to attack you, and if you shoot at it, it will either just die or run away.

[@patricksikhrangkur8814]

"Arm yourself for the zombie apocalypse and fail to hunt animals" - The Game!

[@felixc543]

It's unBEARable!

The game is very bear.

[@DeusExMachina130]

I swear I could not bear this game even though they let you bear arms.

[@DeusExMachina130]

I swear I could not bear this game even though they let you bear arms.

[@MrShitthead]

it's doable, the secret is to get Bear-naked

[@abloogywoogywoo]

Grin and bear it.

[@gurrrenwraithlagann288]

"Hello you big fucking fucks" ah Jims greetings are as great as ever.

[@Draggobuttboi]

I liked the one where he called people pc ports of arkham knight, it was one of the most hilarious and yet genuinely insulting thing's he's ever opened with

[@garancebarbier7381]

GurrrenWraith Lagann a bit uncreative if you ask me...

[@crazyflare67]

stretched over a bicycle frame was it, can't remember where it was from tho.

[@Ben-uc8ms]

Seranthi Drudes Sandstorm

[@kiwi__1011]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZ-3dYOIoK5oebMm

[@undertakerdan55]

This is really the bear minimum of a hunting game

[@NoOne-sk9vs]

Thank goodness Jim added a pic of a "bear" at the end there. Now I can fantasize that he is going to murder it. 'Content'.

[@DaZDo1988]

"Red Wake Carnage: The soundbite hunter"

[@RamesGamesLC]

The game comes off as spoopy... But only because of not knowing whether you are truly alone, or if something is eventually gonna get you. By no means justifies it's existence or price point.

[@VossMarionette]

The hissing noise was a hippogryph sound effect from warcraft3.

[@Xarestrill]

You know... I used to have that flashlight, back in the 80s. It was a shitty little thing meant to hook onto a key chain and powered by a single watch battery. I took it on a scout camping trip once because it was the only flashlight I had.

[@timothymckane6362]

"Where is the bear?! Deliver the bear! Render unto Jim the bear that he's Jim's!" ~ Jim F***ing Sniper Son 2017

[@Ericthe999]

Jim Sterling... you wild beast ;)

[@gtdcarthage]

Did anyone notice the fact this game has 666 unnamed achievements too? 'Dev' must be so proud of pressing a button precisely 666 times.

[@galactirabbit]

So let me get this straight- It's a hunting game with almost *no* animals to actually shoot? Truly a new Kojima in game design, this dev is.

[@LockeRobsta]

2:31 - Hey, its that lightning sound effect from - no hyperbole - every single 80s action cartoon (OK maybe some hyperbole) HE-MAN

[@mehmeh1031]

looks, finds no hyperbole. Carry on.

[@dnothstylez]

"So many animal fucking animal sounds" I'm no expert, but I don't think we heard any of those kinds of sounds...

[@SmaMan]

He said he heard a bear. All we heard was a wild bore.

[@pyramidhead6998]

SmaMan Thats not what he was trying to say.

[@Ralcore]

I think the joke of the game being a "wild bore" went over your head.

[@EyezOnMe]

This reminds me of that age old question. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" The answer; Yes, if a bear was chasing him.

[@seriousspikesam7770]

Most realistic hunting game of 2017. Now we can totally prove Duck Dynasty as an inferior version.

[@Byrvurra]

I like that you called it a torch and a flashlight. Very diplomatic.

[@fawfuls]

At least the slaughtering grounds had something to shoot at

[@fawfuls]

Even then it would still be unbearable. The door is there, I'll be seeing myself out now...

[@Morbos1000]

This makes me think of UHF (the Weird Al movie) in the Wheel of Fish segment where the woman picks wrong and Gedde Watanabe screams "NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!". That is a summation of this game's content and what the developers think of you for buying it.

[@sudarshansahavishal6243]

better rain effect than Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy

[@sefeloth]

at first i thought the trees turning white was supposed to happen until jim went near them and they somehow got their color back. how does that even happen?

[@Valfaun]

this game would look great on my CRT monitor

[@theyellowarchitect4504]

I already miss the "Like an anime fan on prom night" lul! :(

[@c-puff]

For som reason KZbin IDed this as Slender the 8 pages. I'm not sure what that says about either game tbh.

[@crafterlula1328]

Editing has made these videos so much better. I liked them before, but it was more or less a waiting game to the good bits or waiting until Jim finally told us a story.

[@Queen_Nyxie]

8:17 I'm not sure Jim has ever sounded more British than right then.

[@therealHLY]

I like jim's slow descent into insanity and begging for content here XD

[@Sorrelhas]

Still has more content than most of KZbin.

[@LawkzBro]

impressive how even without any gameplay they still make game design mistakes

[@Sage_the_Turt]

i strangely love how the rain looks like lights flashing on the ground. i want that in a good game.

[@CSquared107]

Pleading for content is my new favorite Jim tactic.

[@ChampionHero]

I really feel for you Jim. All you wanted was the right to bear arms and shoot stuff...

[@itch433]

The message of the game is that the player(human) IS the monster

[@surrsloidah9430]

Seeing the weapon assets used in this game and others is starting to become a new trigger for me.

[@345tom]

Every time I start one of these videos, I have to double check KZbin hasn't fucked with the quality settings.

[@GC13]

That feel when you see the bear as it comes for Jim the second time, but no matter how much you shout at the monitor Jim can't hear you. :-(

[@demollyon]

"Stripped bare" about the game, heard a bear, BOOM and youtube video title academy award goes to JimFuckinSterlingson.

[@gingersonnyboy]

If playing games was declared 'evil' by a sick twisted god, this game is the hell we're all going to for eternity

[@SarujinieUras]

If the bear had trailed blood as it fled that you could track. It all might have been worth it. Probably not.

[@Puffalupagus360]

The bear at 8:10. "Oh shit! It's Jim Fucking Sterling Son! LEG IT!!"

[@Proceleon]

"Deliver the bear!" Quote of the day.

[@ericsebena1734]

The editing on these recent Jimpressions have been ON POINT! Keep up the fantastic work. I now watch the full video of even the worst games. Keep up the chipper attitude and having fun with even the most awful drivel too because it's led to many more moments of me bursting with laughter than I was used to when you were just depressed about the state of games on Steam. All in all, great changes. Good on ya.

[@RORY1171]

The description says this is Slender: The Eight Pages. More of KZbin's great algorithms at work.

[@Terf1988]

"It's running aWAY!"

[@OscarMaris]

This whole video was a reference to Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise.

[@Masta200]

Jim your steam library must be a nightmare to look at.

[@sunshine-hr4rt]

BEST FISH AI EVA

[@Geoff69420]

Make the bear puns cry like the bad guys on Walpurgisnacht.

[@gozzilla177]

Useally it's too much enemies!!! Now it's to little..... No pleasing you Jim!

[@Fullmetal85]

FF VII game over sound at the end just cracks me up everytime. XD

[@HitMarkersAreFun]

chungus that is all

[@themilitantatheist9243]

"I want that BEAR!" - Charlton Heston

[@TrueRetroflection]

From Steam Greenlight to Steam Gaslight.

[@xXSpartan029Xx]

UNLOCKING things Really is the KEY to early ACCESS

[@bloodlustshiva1]

Pretty sure that bear model is the exact one Rust used during the legacy period... which has been the better part of a decade ago now.

[@anasbakhit4303]

looks like those community levels that FPS fans usually create in little big planet 3.

[@ExEBoss]

Actually, that bear’s AI is very realistic compared to most animal AI that I’ve seen. Because IRL, if you are a bear, and what you think is prey just filled you with small-things-that-hurt-a-lot (bullets, in case you didn’t get that), you are not gonna take your chances, which are miniscule at this point, and you are instead gonna run away to lick your wounds.

[@lucidity1353]

Beautiful walking simulator 10/10

[@ScholRLea]

I especially love how the sound clips are hissy pieces of shit, the audio equivalent of the GIF image monsters in *Deep of the Forest* . They manage be worse than a 30-year-old cassette recording of a radio broadcast made during a thuderstorm.

[@tristanmagni9883]

The trees are pretty in what I assume is a completely unintended way

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

1:00 - Well, Jim, you can't say this game made you jump through hoops, since you did it totally without prompting.

[@dunes8817]

Looks like the bear was running backwards, too.

[@alan419barriga]

Thank you Valve!!!!

[@shrimpman1672]

Hey Jim have you ever considered playing *Huniepop?*

[@vrapbrap]

Pretty sure he has, pretty sure he has played it with the uncensored patch, pretty sure he has bust a few nuts after furiously playing an otherwise stupid puzzle game, pretty sure he bought some gems from an arts&crafts store and threw them in front of girls and then tried to arrange them in a neat way to impress girls only to be humiliated and potentially arrested.

[@r.alford3692]

I played it once, got up to the cat girl in one sitting with the uncensored patch. Couldn't go further without feeling sleezy and uncomfortable.

[@sanasolis]

That's one cheeky bear. Smart though.

[@mcspiehn4862]

i am pretty sure the sounds of the footstep are from the premade FPS controller in unity.

[@Nicholas_Steel]

It's probably coded to load in animals after 2 hours, so you can't get a refund after finding one.

[@alexanderjamesaustin]

That intro got me, i wasnt expecting that one xD

[@ZaneLear]

I am going to take a guess that the gave "devs" built it this way so when people run over the refund time limit that they will not have to issue the refunds?

[@OfficialBiggBenn]

Why the hell would this not show up in my subscription feed?

[@capthavic]

Insert UHF "NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!" scene here

[@UndeadChaos667]

Oh that's fantastic, not only did the bear run the fuck off the damn creature ran off backwards into the black night.

[@Olodus]

Best intro ever!! :P

[@hunger4wonder]

"In this hunting game the player can get the animals as dlc in the form of loot boxes..." - a greedy orc called WB

[@QWERTYqwertzE]

Those pretty, pretty trees deserve a better game than this.

[@pyramidhead6998]

QWERTYqwertzE I loved those trees! ... back in 2003...

[@kreur]

Yup, At first glance I liked it, nice color palete and one of few games that looks ok dark - beautiful in its own kind. Then sadly no gameplay, nothing :(

[@swansonbonbeerswillington7599]

When will Jim's sec tape come out?My body hungers