【Touhou IOSYS PV】Scarlet Police on Ghetto Patrol in 24 Hours【東方】"English Subs"

[@aversal]

I just realized Cirno and Remilia sing to the melodies of their own theme songs during their duet

[@AJD558]

Pog

[@LostCritical]

what a funky

[@yamazukas]

what a funky

[@Zellig]

the finest vibes

[@exumbra1399]

bestride beating up a bee

[@youngkappakhan]

i hate this translation

[@youngkappakhan]

"Mata ii kanji ni COOL" > "I'm now deeling cool" 😭

[@martin_elguy48xd42]

what a funky

[@keteyo7366]

Okay, i've never finished any of the Touhou games. But, If Cirno has ice powers, why is she spitting fire?

[@mankz3456]

she's funky

[@splattim3180]

Facts

[@SIGNOR-G]

Love her or hate her shes spitting straight facts

[@faby6515]

@@mankz3456 what a funky

[@Ishutouru]

Bc this song is so fireeaaa

[@lwbalrog]

First and last time you saw Patche doing some kind of physical activity.

[@ROWDYFLOWERGIRL]

Desallymes LaToutePuissante and she did nothing

[@reimuthemiko5871]

Does hitting people with books in Hisoutensoku count?

[@Amber_Scarlet]

@@reimuthemiko5871 Yes it does... I think

[@satouhikou1103]

She was placed on administrative leave due to health issues following the recording of this horrific incident. The Scarlet Police wishes to express their sincerest apologies to the fairy community, and Chief Lieutenant Remilia Scarlet wishes to inform the public that despite the rumors that are circulating online, nowhere in the recording of the incident did she use the racist term "figger."

[@rett064]

she aggressively using her inhaler to this day

[@teirdalinthree9783]

I think the "What a funky" attack pretty much won Cirno the entire dance off. Anyways, I'd love to see a game made of this. Don't suppose there are gifs around of this?

[@stephenborntrager6542]

It'd be easy enough to just re-make the animation based on a few screenshots, but a game itself is no small deal. A tempting one though... It would fit right in with the random stuff in the android store.

[@crazako]

friday night funkin mod

[@raincandyeri]

@@crazako yesss

[@nickasp8928]

Your wish came true

[@Particing]

fnf modders:

[@TenshiYerlin]

YOU CALL THIS POLICE BRUTALITY. WE CALL IT RESISTING ARREST.

[@redacted8983]

WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

[@otakuslord]

@@redacted8983 YOU CALL THIS A CHALLENGE?

[@Sonovabioch]

NOW GO ON THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE

[@ThatStupidIdoitMatt]

WE CALL IT FUNKY

[@KessokuBassist]

*Counterstrike aced skill*

[@psychobastard396]

Police brutality.

[@moviedudexd5579]

#FairyLivesMatter

[@Zellig]

Who are YOU to JUDGE!?!? Oh.... wait....

[@moviedudexd5579]

Rougamaru how dare you!?

[@moviedudexd5579]

Rougamaru you absolute monster!

[@moviedudexd5579]

Rougamaru​ not if yukari will stop it. Yukari will make sure that will never happen.

[@darkmicrowave]

Touhou 6: Dancing All Night.

[@micpap253]

Remilia Danced Crazy!

[@ltsora6276]

STOP that

[@Anikinoro]

I'm waiting for Touhou 7: Dancing in Moonlight

[@Cy3qi]

@@Anikinoro no that's touhou 6- 7 would be Dancing in Starlight

[@LunarDoor]

HOLY GUACAMOLE IS THAT A PERSONA DANCING GAME REFERENCE

[@gyalpoirgyud4759]

We regret to inform you that a Scarlet Police officer has shot and killed unarmed fairy teenager Da'Yousei Jefferson

[@insertunique7551]

You hate to hear new stories like this.

[@Mycatisinapiano]

Well this aged as finely as milk

[@georgethompson1460]

@@Mycatisinapiano don't you mean sake?

[@seronymus]

Riots in Gensokyo when? Fairy Lives Matter

[@exumbra1399]

When the popo tells you to stop dancing... YOU STOP DA-DA-DA-DANCING!

[@sulociou7846]

remi's smoking helium again

[@taylorwright7428]

And Patchouli is just in the background like "Sorry I can't help, I'm only the investigator."

[@cannonfodder4000]

Remilia's voice is so fuckin high pitched.

[@Francisco-xv6wm]

I didn't know Alvin and the Chipmunks could sing in Japanese.

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

It's the voice of the loli god.

[@jyeexxx]

@@InvidiousIgnoramus it is now 2022

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

@@jyeexxx Indeed it is.

[@JoseJoestrella]

@@InvidiousIgnoramus it is now 2023

[@oo-vivian]

"I'll show you that! my footwork" "Ma'am you are a wanted felon."

[@flynnsowley1164]

This song tickles my brain in just the right spot

[@lordofthesandvich171]

you could almost say it’s pretty… *funky…*

[@Lilligantz]

808 funky

[@YuraJoey]

Scarlet Police? Then they should arrest Marisa since she stole all the people's precious things. xD

[@Armnd1599]

+YuraJoey And books of her library xD

[@Zyrahn7]

6 years and 1 reply, dang that's tough

[@VividBrando]

7 years and 2 replies, dang that's tough

[@splat3161]

7 years and 3 replies, dang that’s tough

[@genorata]

7 years and 4 replies, dang that's tough

[@FlowersForPrincessFichl]

it has been YEARS since I have heard this song and it just randomly appears on my homepage. This must be fate

[@lorduragia6098]

Sakuya looks unbelievable good in pants... It just seems to fit her so well.

[@Weebdotexe]

i cant believe they shot cirno

[@aidanchiang8115]

All Remillia needs to say is: "Can you count to ten?"

[@keteyo7366]

Yes.

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

9

[@YataTheFifteenth]

"What's a ten?"

[@thePFPhunter]

what a funky

[@crimsonpancake]

⑨

[@undertalegamer8571]

funky ᗜˬᗜ happy cirno day ᗜˬᗜ

[@ChiefAero]

i didn't know rumia was such a slav

[@moviedudexd5579]

So she is from Yugoslavia? Wonder what she thinks about the Bosnian genocide.

[@FeHearts]

Aero Fliet Rumia is the name of a city in Poland.

[@Courier-gq6ym]

Aero Fliet eh, maybe she just likes Mayonaze

[@ChiefAero]

Give her vodka in left hand, and kompot in the right for those empty hands. And she'll be happy... For now.

[@Courier-gq6ym]

Aero Fliet and she must squat like gopnik slav! Heels to ground cyka! And while wearing traditional gopnik Slav dress code, ADIDAS with traditional adidas stripe! Then will she be true gopnik Slav! Ah nu cheeki breeki Iv damke!

[@nmixxceo]

Scarlet! Police!! on Ghetto Patrol (gettoo patorooru!) Scarlet! Police!! on Ghetto Patrol (gettoo patorooru!) “Watashi no kyuukaku ni yoreba (sun sun sun…) Kono atari zettai nanka aru hazu, aru hazu!” “Matan kaai! Sukaaretto keisatsu ga nanbo no mon ja!! Dansu batoru wa ataira gettoo mon no kokoro no hyouketsu onsen ya Ikura pori demo jama wa yurusahen de! Atai no ashiwaza, misarase ya~!” Dansu no chansu ni panku na ranbu de Anta no mausu wa anguri “nanchuu fankii” (nanchuu fankii!) Tansu ni anyo no koyubi wo gan tsutte Fanburu mo yaru kedo atai wa “nenjuu dansu” “Chotto wa odoreru mitai ne~” Picchi mo bacchiri kyacchi de tekkiri Acchi de gacchiri yatteta kanji ni (hyuu~) Shikku de kocchi mo suicchi ga haitte Mata ii kanji ni kuuru (kuuru!) Ataira kekkou mae kara koko de wa Yoroshiku yatteru kuruu sa namae wa chiruno (namae wa chiruno!) Biito ni biiitto nokkatte asa kara dansu tuu dansu Haato ni baaatto nanka kuru baibusu saikoukyuu Biito ni biiitto nokkatte asa kara dansu tuu dansu Kore ga reiku. fearii. kuruu ataira wa saikyou kuruu “Donai ya! kore ga reiku. fearii. kuruu no futtowaaku ya” “Aa!? dansu de sundara keisatsu wa irann ja!” “Ii wa, sukaaretto keisatsu no ishin ni kaketemo Koko wa watashi ga deru shika nai you ne” Picchi mo bacchiri kyacchi de sukkiri Ii ase kaiteta tokoro e nani shi ni Kita no ka shiran ga aitsu wo minna wa Kou yobu sono na mo sukaaretto keisatsu “Sukaaretto keisatsu bujokuzai de genkouhan taiho!” “Nanja sorya!! nuaaaaaaaaa!!” “Sukaaretto keisatsu, sore wa gensoukyou ni hisomu amata no shakai mondai e Dokuji no shiten de surudoku kirikomu shinkankaku shakai kouken gokkoasobi de aru” “Sukaaretto keisatsu, shutsudou!!"

[@drawer1386]

It's been 5 years and i only just realised the background base is Cirno's theme remixed

[@lazydelibird]

and remi's theme.

[@ServantOfSatania]

You watch this for Funky Cirno I watch it for Slavkuya We are not the same

[@user-mk7jl4fy8e]

i do indeed watch it only for the existence of the funky athromorporphised cirno fumo cirno

[@lordkiku2]

I would watch this on Saturday morning and be completely unashamed.

[@hehexd-mx3ko]

why would you feel shame after watching this tho its an absolute art

[@07_.Zaviiii]

0:26 funki >.

[@stardust-reverie]

ngl it would be hype as HELL if cosplayers did this at a con or aomething

[@yasscraftx21._.]

That would be funky

[@KatuKenopsia]

what a funky

[@XxPurpleButterfliesxX]

Frrrr

[@LynxmaybeSia]

I would be Cirno'

[@Operator_Speedy]

@@LynxmaybeSia What a funky! ᗜˬᗜ \D ) /D

[@aidanchiang8115]

Also how did Patchouli not faint after dancing that much

[@mon-6166]

never thought I'd hear anime girls say "ghetto patrol"

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Noooooooo! Touhou is not an anime

[@bansku1137]

@@Izayoink_Saccuy lol whatever

[@medakabox2015]

@@Izayoink_Saccuy still anime styled gurls

[@lessname2184]

@@Izayoink_Saccuy nooo dont fall for it bro!!!!

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

@@lessname2184 you moron you feel for the trick in the trick I'm the master of trickery you are nothing compares to me

[@nerino_chan]

It’s uncanny how funky it is

[@yezki8]

Happy Cirno day lads!

[@SynthswaggerYT]

This song lives in my head rent free

[@radajradaj]

1:31 Scarlet Police brutality

[@chirar7476]

ZUN'S inspiration for tan cirno

[@derpychicken2131]

cirniggao

[@Illoosion]

Derpychicken Legend

[@ProGremlinPlayer]

@@derpychicken2131 nigga Cirno

[@YataTheFifteenth]

Cirnig- **this comment has been removed by Twitter, yes, they reach here now**

[@jakebolls3420]

@@YataTheFifteenth you’re not wrong. Saw some person calling people racists and diversity haters on a sumireko theme vid because some one said that the art in the vid made sumireko look like an old man.

[@-TsukasaFan]

I never thought I would live to see the day sakuya wore a varsity jacket 💀💀💀

[@pyroparagon8945]

That's a tracksuit I'm pretty sure

[@-TsukasaFan]

@@pyroparagon8945 it might be.

[@mratheimperfec1033]

The funkiest day in 2023

[@nexterpl3085]

_Hears Sakuya's voice_ *N E E D T O M B O Y*

[@Vainglory100]

Man.

[@Vainglory100]

Down horrendous

[@sthirteen]

@@Vainglory100 still based

[@lessname2184]

you know its serious when even koishi is dissapointed

[@smugakuyaizayoi8751]

*NEED TOM BOY*

[@tonyshum5569]

it's pretty terrifying to imagine what it's like to be a Scarlet Devil Mansion prisoner

[@mudkiporsomething9755]

Ggnggnnnn i want sakuya to hold me prisoner

[@Kamixkaze]

@@mudkiporsomething9755lemme get u want her to hold a knife to ya neck

[@BoundedLead]

​@@mudkiporsomething9755 She is head maiden not jailor *unfortunately*

[@ExtraBloxxer]

Technically speaking, we can gauge the age of the scarlet devil mansion, at least by gensokyo's infrastructure, early renaissance at its youngest. Therefore, other than iron bars, you would probably be put in a wood or stone cellar. If it's made of wood, escape is self explanatory. Grab something sharp or get punching, it works either way. Stone is a bit harder, but not impossible to break out of. I highly doubt Gensokyo has basic prison layouts/rules, especially that of the current United States. For stone walls, you'll want to obtain red iron oxide, which is commonly found on cosmetics and (very likely to appear in this case) ceramics. Next, you'll want to find some aluminum powder, this is commonly found on sealants, paints, and if lying around, dead explosives. After that, find a container to put them next to the wall without spilling. After that, you'll need a piece of magnesium, which can be found in some tools or appliances. If everything is in order and my friend was correct, all you have to do is find a source of fire and light the magnesium. If all goes to plan, you have just made thermite that can burn through the wall and get you to freedom.

[@tonyshum5569]

@@ExtraBloxxer "this prison seems flimsy, let's toss the prisoner in the basement"

[@Zakuzelo]

These lyrics make no sense, even more so than usual.

[@konaccha]

What a funky

[@googleassistant1604]

that's Japanese for you.

[@embreadiment]

What a funky

[@STBill]

What a funky

[@kaichad4632]

if i ever get into touhou its gonna be because of this video

[@YataTheFifteenth]

You into it yet. Because we have more nonsense like this.

[@DryCombee]

are you into it yet?

[@thepanman674]

Its already too late

[@atha056]

GET UN NOW

[@thePFPhunter]

funky

[@spaghettiking7312]

This video is and always has been the peak of human ingenuity and style. After peaking here, humanity can only try to mimic this perfection while never recreating it.

[@youzahah1084]

help me. it's been weeks, but i cant leave. please, it's in my head. my soul. my ears. my heart. i need.... more.

[@さちか-s4g]

さすが、イオシスさん！

[@SugoiChiisaiわ]

This music video changed my life and I am not joking Thank you for that banger IOSYS

[@ShionGearX]

I find freaking hilarious how cirno dances look like they were made with rotoscoping lmaooo 😭😭

[@Pollix780]

This is really cute, really enjoy your Touhou findings out there

[@AzureWoes]

Sakuya the gangster police

[@XquizetBlix]

I really liked that part where Cirno said “we’ll bestride beating a bee up”, that line really went hard

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

Returning to this video after playing Touhou and listening to the soundtracks hits different...

[@Touhou_Doom]

Still funky

[@Eden_Vexaria]

Remilia : helium The baka : but more annoying Sakyua : a bit manly

[@michaelpalacio5]

Happy Cirno Day everyone

[@tarragon112]

song title: “Scarlet Police on Patrol in 24 Hours” the actual song: *remilia and cirno having a rap battle*

[@tarragon112]

@WensWorkDesign_ true

[@minafrog]

"Toes hit the closet and although im fumbling "My dance of all times" " These are the lyrics of all time

[@hakureikirisame1173]

"Now here is a story, how may life got flip turned' upside down And how I got to be a prince in a little town called Gemsokyo..."

[@YataTheFifteenth]

Miko moment

[@notChocoMilk]

i listened to this while running 2 miles, i don't regret it at all.

[@JD-cg3dh]

😂😂😂

[@jellomaster5629]

You can run a 1 minute mile? Holy crap

[@Loveyourself21072]

most active touhou player

[@medakabox2015]

​@@Loveyourself21072least *

[@Alasteon]

0:24 Yakuza 5 Remastered - Cirno Challenges "Scarlet Police" To A Dance Battle

[@bearishplane17]

Many years later this is still enjoyable to watch.

[@Nekros-t9e]

When you're happy you enjoy the music When you're sad you understand the lyrics

[@Twiddle_things]

I forgot the name and searched "that one funky touhou song" This was the first result. Beautiful

[@MagikalKrabical]

This reupload skips *ONE* beat exactly and it plays with my temper like a sanae occult member plays with themselves upon the sight of white miko clothing with blue and green as accent colours.

[@Ruthcial]

when cirno and remila sang they sang to the tune of their theme songs

[@silversilver2248]

gta in toho

[@Yo-sr4bd]

Grand touhou auto

[@NuclearBombUser]

People are waiting at GTA 6

[@reformercaesar]

2hu

[@ohthemisery78999]

@@NuclearBombUser grand touhou auto 6

[@NuclearBombUser]

@@ohthemisery78999people waiting on GTA (grand thief auto) 6 and Toho fans waiting on GTA 6 (grand touhou Auto)

[@unknownslayer0082]

Such a cute song I love it

[@SiIberGewehr]

happy cirno day!!

[@NaikohTuPadre]

1:25 el rap del sepe el rap fel sepe el rap del sepepepepe el rap del sepee el rap del sepe somos una comunidad muy god

[@Gojira-dm4vb]

So q w

[@fabiana9756G]

XDDDDFFFF

[@zanderwoods5434]

Every now and then i'll come across some random video and am blasted by wonder. Thank you, reddevils500a, and thank you to that random meme I saw that vaguely alluded to this that inspired me to look for it.

[@子ジャケ]

今見てる人いるか知らんけど、 1:16 の咲夜の「あぁ⁉︎ダンスで済んだら警察は要らんのじゃぁ！」の声が好きすぎる

[@BlinkEmre]

It really is beautiful

[@Mariethechaotictetofan]

0:53 WHAT IS THAT THING💀💀💀

[@Sixpath1244]

Scarlet Police on Ghetto Petrol in 24 hours ❎ Funky Rap Battle between two anime game characters✅

[@OmegaWanlaras]

funky more than a town

[@makisekurisu8594]

Patchouli couldn’t dance due to health complications

[@v.i.l.7848]

Как мне нравятся эти персонажи из вселенной TouHou! Они такие МИЛАШКИ!

[@SugoiChiisaiわ]

Они просто чудесны, да🥹

[@pinw0rmz]

remilia's voice is so high pitched its....its kinda concerning to say the least

[@ikeychain]

I love that Daiyousei.

[@shin-5325]

iosys is back im so happy

[@proudmikuenjoyer]

funky! ᗜˬᗜ

[@MIRAGEULTRAK]

cirno dayy!!!!

[@quimicalkirby]

Ok but why Sakuya's voice fits her character so well

[@fatihfadillah9197]

Happy Cirno day

[@CheeseCake890]

i can’t stop listening to it, it’s so amazing :D

[@YuyuHakurei]

Patchy's like fuck this I'm playing Touhoumon. XD

[@WhatName6]

for a animation this old it feels like something from 2020

[@untitled_username]

it's now been nine years since this video was uploaded.. POINT AND LAUGH!!

[@astro7013]

Meanwhile Flan is starting a band with her clones

[@sakuyafumo]

Baka day

[@CM-NightDK]

happy cirno day

[@makurei6888]

It's the funkiest day of the year.

[@sakuyaizayoiiscool3393]

I enjoyed every minute of this especially when sakuya showed up

[@Yur_Lcal_Wrd_]

FUNKY!!!

[@97hondacivic30]

What the absolute fuck did I just watch? 😂

[@ShowGames_TV]

i genuinely don't know what this is.. but i can't stop watching it.

[@TheAvoiderOfGrass]

truly one of the songs made

[@scorpion67890]

almost forgot to watch this today

[@carlmart5797]

Their dance is way more amusing than it has any right to be...

[@Kirbyz08]

Now this is a certified hood classic

[@christianreiner5632]

The voice actors ate uncannly making voices that are really hard to do

[@yalesbin]

it's the way that crino ate them up

[@_Shaugen]

⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨ Happy Cirno Day

[@TheAvoiderOfGrass]

this going to my metal music playlist