【Touhou IOSYS PV】Wakasagihime's 100 Sushi Topping Game【東方】 (English Subs)

[@FujiwaraNoSmokou1]

“my life is LITERALLY on the line” words can’t describe how much i love this line

[@paranthesisism]

pun intended?

[@FujiwaraNoSmokou1]

@@paranthesisism the pun was intended yes

[@paranthesisism]

ok 👍

[@gaminglife-rm3lx]

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE(ALIVEEE!!)

[@ArizonaPenisMan]

...This took me a minute

[@StickmanHatena]

Just a bit of trivia, Wakasagi is a common fish in Northern Japan. It's popular in dishes in many forms. Wakasagihime translates literally to Wakasagi princess lol.

[@sixbases6793]

Connor Fujishige she is my favorite character in touhou... I love the ship "kagerou X Wakasagihime" xd

[@StickmanHatena]

Not sure if it's a ship as much as it's a predator-prey relationship :thonking:

[@brickstonesonn9276]

Wakasagihime is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, apparantly.

[@Supperdude9]

@@brickstonesonn9276 Well, Kage did try to eat Waka at one point....

[@boneclaimingquixote320]

So her name would (sorta) mean Fish Princess.

[@dolphinsays]

this is the worst plan ever, someones so hungry they want to eat me lets list food to make them hungrier.

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

If you want to hide somewhere, here are two words - *velcro wallets* No one will ever suspect to find any prey in there

[@hleghe810]

It's more of a "no have this instead!"

[@hleghe810]

Girom Christian Calica Sorry, what does that have to do with anything?

[@toemanator]

my stomach gave off a huge rumble too

[@sixbases6793]

dolphinsays she tried survive :'(

[@sargeyoukai6860]

Waka-chan, juts trow a penny to distract Reimu ando you can scape.

[@SamuelLing]

*Escape

[@pyrusuchus924]

Nice try, however- How much does a sushi cost? You'd need a rather large amount of pennies -(haha funny wording)- to buy this desired food. And, if you had to choose between a penny, and the food itself right next to you, Which one would you choose? Therefore, your plan is invalid. You could give them a larger fish, tho- Pretty sure anyone would go for the bigger fish.

[@Simply_resharkable]

Fernando Natan Poblete Vergara I’m pretty sure, it’d be a whale or some shark considering, you know, she’s a fish person

[@ScubaShark--8964]

@@Simply_resharkable *_No not Gura._*

[@kono_ryu]

@@ScubaShark--8964 A

[@Basher.G]

Oh you like IOSYS? Name every sushi topping

[@mimicyn]

Tuna belly, Salmon Roe, Vinegared Mackerel, Glizzard Shad, Albacore Tune, Salmon, Salmon Belly Commin Cuttlefish, Omelette, Medium Fatty Tuna, Yellowtail, Amberjack, Fluke, Bigfin Reed Squid Wild Yellowtail, Sardine, Sweet Shrimp, Skipjack Tuna, Spear Squid, Horse Mackerel, Mantis Shrimp, Freshwater Eel Sea Urchin, Spanish Mackerel, Whelk, Abalone, Ark Shell, Bartail Flathead, Octopus, Conger Eel Fatty Tuna Belly Tentacles, Scorpionfish, Geoduck, Pacific Saury, Beltfish, Scallop (Adductor Muscle) Sweetfish, Winter Flounder, Herring Roe, Swordfish, Whitebait, Striped Jack, Snow Crab Arabesque Greenling, Salvelinus, Oyster, Blowfish, Devil Stinger Angler Fish, F̶l̶o̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ Fluke Longtooth Grouper, Turban Shell, Greenling, Pacific Herring, Neptunea, Striped Beaktail, Alfonsino Bartail Flathead, Halfbeak, Wreckfish, Barracuda, Sandfish, Sailfin Poacher, Willowy Flounder Grouper Stingray, Giant Squid, Stonefish, Black Porgy, Sea Pineapple, Silver Salmon, Pacific Flying Squid Garfish, Seabass, Silver-shaped round herring, Striped Eel Catfish, Grunt, Hong Kong Grouper, Yellow Strip Green Onion Tuna Worship Roll Kappa Roll (don’t know the rest at the end sorry) and well.. Wakasagihime herself is the last one

[@jacoproita9010]

@@mimicyn the madlad

[@cooleecoolee9504]

@@mimicynRESPECT+

[@bingchilling6602]

@@mimicyn nice

[@maskednobody7906]

​@@mimicyn keine was the cow

[@snorlzsnorly6250]

dude just jump in the pond and like swim away

[@N0VANE0]

There's no running from Reimu.

[@hifuu1383]

Reimu got a fishing rod.

[@aruthorcarly]

Reimu is top chain predator in gensokyo. If you dont have gap abilities youre pretty much dead

[@HirokaAkita]

IT'S FUCKING *REIMU!*

[@budoumurasaki5856]

2:33 dude just this is what happened when she tried that

[@mahonishizumi6276]

for a song about trying not to get eaten, this sounds too cheerful.

[@Nolrai12]

Welcome to Gensokyo.

[@du_nut_tuch_me4230]

Welcome to Gensokyo.

[@streamsofconsciousness8519]

"How will I distract my predator?" Burst into a musical number apparently

[@kisaragi_san1378]

id be confused too

[@foxtrotgaming4684]

The ol razzle dazzle

[@どんドン丼-j2g]

とってもお寿司のことが詳しいわかさぎ姫

[@TotoZun]

そりゃぁいつも食べてるんじゃ、、、

[@クロエ店長]

わいも宿題出すの忘れたら これでごまかすは☆

[@Mihaly1]

I remember my mother telling me how you eat Wakasagi "Eat by the head to the tail" this sounds extremely brutal after watching this

[@Servo_M]

It would be more brutal if you started with the tail while they were alive and watching.

[@WinekFae]

She's offering her friends to be eaten.

[@cockroaches5083j]

Wait, is that a wrong thing to do?

[@WinekFae]

Don't tell me you gave your friends as a meal? :/

[@cockroaches5083j]

i only offer them to Satan, was that a wrong choice?

[@WinekFae]

Oh, ok, I was pretty much scared you would cook your friends. If you give them to Satan, it's fine ^^

[@cockroaches5083j]

yeah they seem to be enjoying the cookies so much that they never came back

[@amatsua1271]

I love how the last word of the song is just "Wakasagi"

[@Supperdude9]

YAH!

[@boiIedfish]

i cant believe wakasagihime is fucking dead

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

RIP in respiratory pavarotti fibonacci wakasagi in peace

[@gesualdocandedio9589]

this is so sad :(

[@linkfan341]

I'm confused. is this a joke or like is it cannon?

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

linkfan341 Mystia got eaten by Yuyuko in PCB but she returned in PoFV, so yeah every Touhou is immortal.

[@linkfan341]

Lol! Thank you

[@dreamemulators]

survival of the finnest

[@CoolF41lur3]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI REFERENCE?!

[@lowtier-_-]

finnish

[@ikeychain]

I can't believe Waka's fucking dead

[@steeledminer616]

+keychainification Well given this is Touhou she'll be fine in a couple minutes.

[@ycdtosa]

+keychainification Considering the state of Wakasagihime's robe on that last panel combined with the way Reimu is approaching her I wouldn't say she is "dead" per se.

[@CrazyYanmega]

+shadowmalik009 Well, whether she was eaten or "eaten," she's probably been ruined for marriage. Poor Wakisagihime, Reimu better take responsibility.

[@ImprovmanZero]

I was going to have sushi, but now I'd feel bad.

[@Kemuja]

you shoud be... fish is too perfect to eat. **eat some fish sticks**

[@orcinus2104]

This is actually accurate to real-life sushi dining. Typically various sushi are lined up on conveyor bands and people only take what they want most, ignoring all the others

[@Oddmanoutre]

Considering that Gensokyo is land-locked, how much of that sushi would even be available?

[@libinwang2267]

+Oddman Outre don't underestimate Amazon

[@redcaravan141]

+Libin Wang I'm not advertising or anything, but I'm pretty sure someone ships mail using Lily White. gensokyo-post.tumblr.com/

[@hleghe810]

Firiium cool Tumblr, but it looks to be dead

[@Supperdude9]

Gensokyo actually has a considerable amount of rivers, streams, ponds, and lakes. The main lake is indeed Scarlet Devil Lake/Misty Lake, but there are various other bodies of water as well, including Genbu Ravine/Swamp, which is where the kappa live and has lots of water. There is also that massive waterfall stage in MoF, and the river that runs through Youkai Mountain. There is also the river that the Human Village is situated at. They may not be as plentiful in regular Japan, but there are enough fish in Gensokyo.

[@Supperdude9]

@Orwell Jones Laeddis Have you seen 17.5 yet? There's oil in Gensokyo now.

[@brassicac]

got bored so i noted all the toppings. okay here goes Tuna Belly, Salmon Roe, Vinegared Mackerel, Gizzard Shad, Albacore Tuna, Salmon Salmon Belly (7) Common Cuttlefish, Omelette, Medium Fatty Tuna, Yellowtail, Amberjack, Fluke, Bigfin Reed Squid. (14) Wild Yellowtail, Sardine, Sweet Shrimp, Skipjack Tuna, Spear Squid, Horse Mackerel, Mantis Shrimp, Freshwater Eel. (22) Sea Urchin, Spanish Mackerel, Whelk, Abalone, Ark Shell, Bartail Flathead, Octopus, Conger Eel. (30) Fatty Tuna Belly! (31) Tentacles, Scorpionfish, Geoduck, Pacific Saury, Beltfish, Scallop (Adductor Muscle). (37) Sweetfish, Winter Flounder, Herring Roe, Swordfish, Whitebait, Stripped Jack, Snowcrab. (44) Arabesque Greenling, Salvelinus, Oyster, Blowfish, Devil Stinger. (49) Angler fish, Flounder... (51) Longtooth Grouper, Turban Shell, Greenling, Pacific Herring, Neptunea, Striped Beaktail, Alfonsino. (58) Bartail Flathead, Halfbeak, Wreckfish, Barracuda, Sandfish, Sailfin Poacher, Willowy Flounder. (65) Grouper, Stingray, Giant Squid, Stonefish, Black Porgy, Sea Pineapple, Silver Salmon, Pacific Flying Squid. (73) Garfish, Seabass, Silver-shaped Round Herring, Striped Eel Catfish, Grunt, Hong Kong Grouper, Yellow Strip. (80) Green Onion Tuna Worship Roll! (81) (no subtitles after this, so im lost here. please let me know so i can edit this comment later)

[@meltybagle]

I think someone already translated it somewhere, but since you had a list here.. Scarbreast tuskfish / Silver chimaera / Lampery / Raw Whitebait Sakura shrimp / Tuna sushi roll(Tekka Maki) / Kanpyo sushi roll / Cucumber sushi roll(Kappa Maki) Eggplant / Aralia cordata / Cattle / Horse / Whale Japanese horseradish / Pickled ginger Pork ribs / Hamburger steak / Tempura Japanese smelt --- I double checked it with the dictionary(site) and google, should be correct, I think, maybe? Also not like anyone will cares, but I really like this song btw, always sudden recalled it and came to check

[@Leafsw0rd]

@@meltybagle my man, i've been coming back to this song every now and again hoping i'd find a comment like this. thank you.

[@eagletanker]

@@meltybagle she could have used spam to get to 100!

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@eagletankerisn’t that covered under hamburger, somewhat?

[@dieblauebedrohung]

Respect to the translator, man e.e Translating *all* these sushi-dishes bust have been a real pain!

[@stephenborntrager6542]

Because it's just a big list of unrelated objects, it's actually much easier than most songs. Complex and ambiguous lyrics are the hard ones. The structure of this one makes it almost cake. I've tried to translate a few that were like "WTF are they even trying to say?!?!?", but this one I could have gotten through no problem. It still takes time, though, and the fast tempo of the lyrics means there's more to deal with. I always respect translators that actually try, I fear some just rely on automated services...

[@Eitbitman]

>be shrine maiden >broke as hell >catch fish >fish starts screaming out a hundred kinds of fish

[@MrKinglydude]

Just another day in Gensokyo lol

[@Flour-4]

My favorite fish Cucumber

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Ah yes, the famed Omelette fish. (Tamago)

[@Sarah-si1hi]

“You mean fluke..? SHUT UP!!” my favorite line of all time so panicked that they forget the names

[@elephantt2077]

*"I'll make a donation!"* "Alright. You're free to go"

[@elephantt2077]

I've actually tried hamburger sushi It's better than I expected

[@AngeluxVT]

HAMBURGER

[@-snakebites-5566]

+ಠ_ಠ your user name... Its perfection!

[@jvi6371]

ಠ_ಠ *Hambaga??

[@exumbra1399]

눈‿눈

[@Shiromochimochi]

2:55 hanbargu ハンバーグ(It's actually on the conveyor belt sushi menu) hamburger steak ハンバーグステーキ

[@pyrusuchus924]

@@exumbra1399 lmao that face

[@XenoflareBahamut]

Thanks IOSYS for making me hungry

[@MrNdruu]

long time no see a great touhou pv that's not just a sliding,spinning, unmoving pictures

[@雪椿]

2:12くらいの寿司ネタがしりとりになってて笑った。 ｢キス｣→｢スズキ｣→｢キビナゴ｣→｢ゴンズイ｣→｢イサキ｣→｢キジハタ｣→｢タカベ｣ ねぎとろ軍艦は違うけどw

[@gerda-morozova]

I cant believe, Wakasagihime is fckn dead. I'm literally crying and shaking rn 😭😭😭

[@rankii_hats]

"How should i, a fish, avoid being eaten? Ah yes, tell my Preditor a Menu of sushis, That surely wont make them even hungrier for sushi and let me, a fish whos used to make sushis with, get away from being eaten."

[@narutofan2171]

this is something i feel i can find in rhythm heaven xD

[@aregularhuman4776]

damn, they really predicted the “top 500 cheese” meme.

[@kagechu2005BISVG]

Well, at least she made it to 100... I think.

[@sixbases6793]

Probably the most viewed video on the internet that has as a protagonist, wakasagihime, the mermaid

[@segasonic4352]

i love how panicked she gets towards the end it's hilarious

[@instantsnek]

Reminded of this song by Marine's meme review.

[@estella5192]

wakasagi is so cute

[@piano6888]

I like the video and it's a good way to learn the Japanese names of sushi! :D

[@adorenu1338]

Tokisaki Kurumi Hamburger actually one of sushi kinds in japan . more you know also replying to 1 year old comment

[@viviisthebest]

Schroeder M. Schulz k

[@nexieterithu1073]

Hakutaku Keine Sushi and Horse Sushi included?

[@adorenu1338]

Reimu is a type of dude that would take all the 100 kinds of sushi. and Wakasihigime...

[@hifumindesu6784]

Wakasagihime *is* the 100th sushi.

[@sevennightlyhours5077]

She's not a dude

[@anthonyrodriguez164]

@@sevennightlyhours5077 does dudette sound better?

[@sevennightlyhours5077]

@@anthonyrodriguez164 yes, you're not wrong

[@anthonyrodriguez164]

@@sevennightlyhours5077 then it's settled, nice talking to you

[@nothinghere2744]

Rip waka 2015-2015 Died from being eaten by a poor shrine maiden

[@snapcracklebop]

rest in pieces, wakasagihime

[@Eggyteevee]

"I wont even care if it happens to be another of my kind" that's something sellfish to state

[@あんみんまくら]

Shellfish*

[@faizalakbar8213]

Reimu becomes a hentai main character

[@littleface7060]

**smacks lips** wtf

[@kono_ryu]

Can't believe this song is about 5 years old already

[@BaffledLapis]

Local mermaid tries to escape from the clutches of death

[@Servo_M]

And fails! Talk about a real fish slap.

[@esztervarga5431]

She is a mermaid. Mermaids are not weak creatures. They are kinda dangerous.

[@drpibisback7680]

Unfortunately for her, a hungry Reimu is far more dangerous. There's always a bigger fish...

[@nosdrakik1442]

R.I.P Wakasagihime... press F to pay respects and have a nice dinner...

[@smugglefish8171]

my spirit animal

[@jkharu2760]

Our*

[@Kaurv]

wtf i cant believe waggysaggy 2hu is dead

[@__grimmkind__]

for some reason this is hella satisfactory no, not the fact she is going to die, i mean how i am learning about fish in a song

[@YONAYONAYONAKA]

Wakasagi is kinda tasty

[@kitsuneSalvager]

Good God, when she said geoduck for some reason I thought of psyduck

[@pyrusuchus924]

i swear i read that as geodude

[@みょんのすけ]

今頃気づいた、2:12〜2:17のところしりとりになってる

[@fernandoemiliosuarezchel3665]

Aww poor Wakasagihime :c x3

[@emeraldarwyn5367]

I have a sudden creaving for fatty tuna.

[@joe564338]

Its really expensive :/

[@無為-s9f]

魚の種類の勉強になりました 面白かったです

[@mratheimperfec1033]

Wakasagihime: *trying not to get eaten Mystia: first time?

[@psychocrysis2]

This is actually a remix of both Mermaid from an Uncharted Land and Mist Lake, the stage theme.

[@sixbases6793]

psychocrysis2 rip Waka

[@Pokepro64]

She could've just slapped Reimu with her tail and swam off, but no she gave her a list of every possible option.

[@MegamikazeMoriko]

i'm going vegetarian i dont wanna end up eating wakasagihime D:

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

本刀にهُنْطُ نِクスノギ کُسُنُگِ fun fact, some types of vegetarians eat fish

[@PeruvianPotato]

But someone else will probably eat her instead

[@kwokythecocky7777]

I am proud that this is one of the video that get me into touhou

[@captain5977]

For me it was the basic JzBoy animations. But what got me hooked was the Memories of Phantasm Series

[@cooleecoolee9504]

@@captain5977 Somehow bad apple got me "into" touhou I didn't know what touhou was I just listening to luvator then random japanese songs which bad apple played... Then I'll listen to other touhou vocals by accident and then find what touhou is and ya

[@XxLilyRainxX]

I'll take 10 rolls of Japanese Pond Smelt, Make it on the go Mystia!

[@wulfboy_95]

You like sushi? Name every sushi. 🔫

[@たいせいしょう]

妖怪を退治(食事的な意味で)する幻想郷の素敵な巫女（笑）

[@daltonharmon1018]

This song is peak in terms of quality and memehood.

[@yasendai]

Problem was that none of them tasted as good as Wakasagihime herself. you didn't sub the sushi from number 80 onwards.

[@baconfry]

+Lunatic Hakurei Yeah, wish he did; they got really hilarious at the end, with wasabi and hamburger to name a few.

[@CrazyYanmega]

+Lunatic Hakurei Looks like he fixed that. Or she.

[@adorenu1338]

Baconfry hamburger is another type of sushi.. yes its not hamburger that you can find in mc donald..

[@captain5977]

Damn Annotations got Rekt, welp.

[@tapanawatchidchom7204]

I have listened to this about 6 times in a row now. I just founded this this morning. But I just can't take it off my head. . . . I guess I'll just have to listen more.

[@anthonyrodriguez164]

Tell me about it I'm raping that replay button

[@embreadiment]

@@anthonyrodriguez164 crime 😳

[@anthonyrodriguez164]

@@embreadiment Lolz

[@luc1_d]

This reminds me of Okuu's Nuclear Fusion Gym.

[@CrazyYanmega]

+ranooh ー Makes sense, seeing as they're both made by IOSYS

[@hleghe810]

ranoo hu completely different pacing..

[@boneclaimingquixote320]

へわあああああああああ!

[@youmu]

IOSYS deleted this video in their channel for some reason

[@BirdBrainedBird]

Touhou 18.5: Escape from Reimu

[@KuribohTwin]

I really do hope this song will get a longer version and then someone quickly make a lyric so that I can sing along in naming the 100 sushi topping game! Its gonna be one heck of a funny journey... XD

[@CrazyYanmega]

+Awwal Akhir I think this is the full version. She's already named off 100 toppings in this video.

[@KuribohTwin]

Yeah. Its true that she has name off 100 topping, but I kinda wish there was an elaborate situation between Wakasagihime and Reimu in get-away-from-her situation. It will be funny as hell.

[@佐藤育実-o9o]

これを寿司の達人(水曜日のダウンタウン)でやったら・・・無理です・・・

[@zuliuka8893]

Honestly most sad iosys ending xD:(

[@downsouth420]

Zuli Uka Not as sad as the other Waka PV where she ends up fried and eaten by Imaizumi, though. I honestly feel horrible for her each time I watch that one.

[@zuliuka8893]

well havent seen that one yet. looking forward to find it Okay now I've seen it... yup true, that was even more sorrowful Dx

[@anthonyrodriguez164]

@Loli4lyf kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJW9ZJuratSpsMU

[@anthonyrodriguez164]

@Loli4lyf an easy find but there ya go pal

[@yttdlover]

im really sad that i JUST came across these touhou MVs like theyre so catchy

[@seronymus]

It's never too late, as long as you keep delving into it maybe one day you'll create a Touhou song ;)

[@yttdlover]

@@seronymus thank youu :D

[@seronymus]

@@yttdlover God be with ye and remember to be like Reimu and commit Total Youkai Death. And if you can't currently afford the Touhou games you can download most at Moriya Shrine

[@yttdlover]

@@seronymus ok i will :D

[@amimir330]

This hits hard

[@KNT50000]

聞いてて面白かったです。魚の勉強になりました。

[@9Tensai9]

Aww she tried so hard to survive.

[@sixbases6793]

l1o2q3u4i5n but she died :'(

[@alexnime3303]

when you don't have enough donations you gotta eat somehow

[@Patchuchan]

I'd expect this sorta of thing from Rumia or Yuyuko but Reimu too?

[@lazydelibird]

You can only eat so much dirt until you get sick afterall.

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

1:57 for some reason, I like this part

[@Froststudioch]

Wakasagihime is such a cute mermaid fr

[@sadfate5957]

Wakasagihime should be in touhou 17 right? Cause she is a fish

[@typicalcancer2843]

100 topping: *Me...*

[@debvath4159]

i used to listen to this so much 3 years ago oml

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Reimu just want your money

[@ゆるゆる-y1z]

この曲聞くと寿司を食べたくなる…ハラヘッタ(^q^)

[@eightbitfeline1415]

little correction, but "hamburger" sushi is actually supposed to be a hemburg (type of steak) sushi 🤓☝️

[@RexWort]

If you can't stop a yokai exterminator How the hell you stop one when hungry? Solution: Donation

[@LokiScarletWasHere]

Fun fact: Mermaids are mammals. Too small to be whales, they're more closely related to dolphins. Sure, she's called Wakasagihime, but she has lungs, ruling out the idea that she's a youkai wakasagi. But how could a freshwater creature be a mammal? Simple. Just gotta find a river dolphin in Asia. Theory: Meet the Baiji. Believed to be extinct, this presumption due to MIA status would be a perfect condition to be spirited away and become a youkai in Gensokyo. Wakasagihime or an ancestor of hers ascended to youkai status, creating freshwater merfolk.

[@Papyru23]

I love nitori hugging what I assume to be cucumber

[@Okuu__Gaming_1]

Honestly impressive. If i were in her shoes i would only get 99

[@enenra015]

結局あの空腹の巫女の対策は食べ物与えないと逃げれないのか....

[@zeruszephuros5419]

Wait, wait..... What's with the horse and cow sushis lolololol"

[@electricblanc8911]

HAMBURGERR

[@adorenu1338]

When you are in fucked up situation like her, it is normal to not be able to think straight and start spitting random things to save your lifem

[@BmacSoundsLab]

Adorenu アドレーヌ Facts!

[@daothanhhai711]

i wouldn't be surprised if those toppings exist

[@クロエ店長]

日本人以外が見てくれるとこっちまで嬉しくなる

[@MitternachtMira]

AND WAKASAGIHIME HAVE MADE AN RECORD!!!

[@Bravidunno]

Eating mermaids will make you immortal.

[@sixbases6793]

BraviNoname Hmmmmm, but i want kill my waifu

[@SK-by6qd]

I'd like to see this challenge in real life. I wonder who can get to 100 in the length of this video without just directly copying what sushi the song lists.

[@flrs5858]

I wonder what a mermaid tastes like? Veal and salmon perhaps.

[@frutillasparatres]

Depending what kind of mermaid

[@josephsshitpostemporium4325]

more like pork and salmon cannibals have likened the taste of human to pork actually

[@flrs5858]

Sounds delicious! If you can get past the screaming and cries of agony as you butcher and fillet her into sashimi.

[@octaveroi]

Wakasagi desu. Totsuzen desu ga watashi wa ima, ikiru ka shinu ka no kiki ni osowareteimasu. Kono pinchi o kirinukeru ni wa dō sureba ii no ka... Ika ni tenteki no ki o sorasu ka... Sushi neta 100-hon shōbu!! Toro! Ikura! Shime-saba! Kohada! Bintoro! Salmon! Toro-salmon! Ika! Tamago! Naka-toro! Hamachi! Kanpachi! Engawa! Aoriika! Totsuzen ni arawareta tenteki o Kuchisaki hatchō de toozakeru Buri! Iwashi! Amaebi! Katsuo! Yariika! Aji! Shako! Unagi! "Watashi yori kochira ga oishii desu yo" Dōzoku ga dō narō ga shitta koto ja nai Uni! Sawara! Tsubugai! Awabi! Akagai! Kochi! Tako! Anago! Dame ka nā murikanaa shisen ga hanarenai Ootoro!! Nigeru te o sagasu koto ni monjittori de inochi o kakeru Sayonara wa mada shitakunai kono sekai ni Me no mae ni ukanda esa ni kurai tsuite mita dake nanoni Dō sureba kono hari kara nigerareru nda datto datto Geso! Kasago! Mirugai! Sanma! Tachiuo! Hotate no kaibashira! Ayu! Karei! Kazu-no-ko! Kajiki! Shirauo! Shimaaji! Zuwai-gani! Neta-gire mo chikai noni Hokke! Iwana! Kaki! Fugu! Okoze! Tsurihito wa kaeranai Ankō... hi, hirame! Kue! Sazae! Ainame! Nishin! Ezobora! Ishidai! Kinmedai! Kochi! Sayori! Ishinagi! Kamasu! Hatahata! Yakko! Sasagarei! Ara! Kasube! Sodeika! Okoze! Chinu! Hoya! Ginsake! Surumeika! Kisu! Suzuki! Kibinago! Gonzui! Isaki! Kijihata! Takabe! Negitoro gunkan! Najimi usui neta no namae ni kubi o katageru ningen-sama Datte mō mejā na toko wa iitsukushita shi Gyokai-rui de semeru koto ni mo sorosoro genkai kanjimasu Mō issosu kibun o sorasereba nandemo ii ya Nigeru te o sagasu koto ni monjittori de inochi o kakeru ... Ira! Ginzame! Hachimeunagi! Namashirasu! Sayonara wa mada shitakunai kono sekai ni Sakura ebi! ... Tekka-maki! Hōryō-maki! Kappa-maki! Me no mae ni ukanda esa ni kurai tsuite mita dake nanoni Nasu! Udo! Ushi! Uma! Kujira!! Wasabi!! Gari!! Dō sureba kono hari kara nigerarerun da datto itaa! ... Buta karubi! Hanbāgu!! Tempura!! ............ Wakasagi.

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You need a oscar

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A hundred of them.

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haha

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聞いててネタの名前を覚えれたし面白かったです